No, I don't hate Jehoviah's Witnesses. It's a fookin' JOKE! Calm down Karen. Watch until the end to see me accidentally shatter my PS4 controller. Here is part 2: ua-cam.com/video/e-Bce8t4NOk/v-deo.html
@@Marc-yd6sd Nope, that was not the joke. The joke was that kratos said "You're not ready", even though Boy defeated the monster. I'm here saying that's not why kratos said he's not ready. So r/incorrectwoooosh or something i don't facken know mate
@@SPFLDAngler ok no but seriously; I don't like being mean to people in comments but you guys are kinda asking for it :/ I'm a teenager who's been stuck in quarantine. my mom got covid, I was scared she was going to *die.* She's better now, thankfully. Videos like this and making comments like these makes me feel better because I need a good laugh. I need positivity. *This comment isn't for you assholes.* It's for anyone who needs a laugh.
Some how I found this video again and I gotta say watching Dante grow as a father is life changing. Wonder if he will do this in Ragnarok and see how well boy does.
8:10 - 8:30 holy shit I haven’t laughed that hard in so long. Crying laughter, laughter to the point of my stomach hurting omg. This was fucking comedy. I had no idea the characters could say that and it’s fucking hilarious
Honestly, you are the perfect example that with high quality, people will find you. With "only" a little over 50 videos, you got 311.000 subs already. Others have hundreds of videos and come not even close to that. Respect man, keep up that good stuff!!!
It would of been funny at 6:03 when Dante says “we finally fixed that hole in my roof” if he played the video in reverse so it looked like the roof went from broken to fixed
Great vids man! I love how you change the facial expressions with Kratos added with your sense of humor haha! Can’t help to laugh out loud! Keep it up fella! ✌️
No, I don't hate Jehoviah's Witnesses. It's a fookin' JOKE! Calm down Karen. Watch until the end to see me accidentally shatter my PS4 controller. Here is part 2: ua-cam.com/video/e-Bce8t4NOk/v-deo.html
F in the chat for that controller. It will be missed (probably).
Kratos is inlove with mr x
Yeet my deer meat 50 feet is something I said to my college girlfriend.
Oh he almost said a swear (I don't care)
Yay another vid maybe and in preparation for the last of us part 2 maybe you can do the last of us but no crouching
If Dante ever becomes a father, his son is going to go through a rough childhood
Why u be everywhere
Rough-er
Im gay
Bruh, stop appearing everywhere
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
‘The boy left me alone’ *top ten anime betrayals*
Sub to mr
Lol
Me Too and here is where I facepalm
@@metoo6247 😐
Wtf same profile picture
“My boy was yeeted, and my deer was meated.”
-Dante 2020
2:56
Me seeing Dante uploaded: Oh boy.
Me seeing the title: Oh BOY.
Kratos seeing your comment: bOi
oh, boy
Dis sounds like a dad joke lol
Dante: T H I C C B O I S!
@@travis8106 *O H,B O Y*
9:34 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dying
* Defeats A Giant Monster *
Kratos: You're not ready.
Lmao
@Тодор Якимов just cause he said giant monster? I think you live under a rock...
He's not ready because of his sickness that makes him very angry. Not because he can't defeat enemies.
@@barmetler r/woooosh
@@Marc-yd6sd Nope, that was not the joke. The joke was that kratos said "You're not ready", even though Boy defeated the monster. I'm here saying that's not why kratos said he's not ready.
So r/incorrectwoooosh or something i don't facken know mate
Atreus is blessed with invulnability to all threats, physical or magical.
Truly haha
Is there a weakness?
@@ZayToDiffrent No, Atreus is blessed with invunerability to all threats, physical or magical.
@@VmsRms close! But actually Atreus is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical.
@@natedawg1007 I'm afraid not. Atreus is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical.
6:23
Never expected that joke to be THAT good
Total number of BOY
Boys- 40 times
My son- 12 times
Atreus- 7 times
Harry potter- 1 time
Young lad- 2 times
Absolute mad lad
@@youngdolph255 tru
I got 44 boys
I heard boy 48 times from Dante and Kratos said boy 2 times
Add 41 for you saying boy
Wait i said it... 42
try defeating a valkyrie with just using boy’s arrows
Sigrun would take 15 hours
NOT PRODUCTIVE PRODUCTIONS that’s not even the biggest problem surviving her would be
Seems manageable
@@notproductiveproductions3504 someone did it. It was 3 hours
that is not possible.
I just lost it on 4:13
This is so well done, best RDR meme I've seen to the day
YOU EAT BABIES
Dante Ravioli: posts
Everyone comments
comments before watch 😂
04:45
Kratos: Boy you are not ready.
Boy: What are you serious?
hahahhahahahhahaha!!
Lol
Ikr ? ;(
Just watching Boy get choked out was way more hilarious than it should have been 🤣🤣🤣
idk why but im laughing at every minute, just the concept of calling his son "BOY" makes me chuckle
You arent much on the internet are you?
Same
My dad calls me boy, its pretty common in New Zealand
His "boy"
@@Clonesoldier501 there are times when everything is funny
3:08 "...who could yeet
some deer meat
fifty feet..."
Spitting bars, my man.
Who could yeet some deer meat fifty feet I got the bars it’s like concrete unable to eat
Who could yeet some deer meat fifty feet got meat but not deer but feet got beats i love some feet i dodge bullets and i got shit
Without breaking a sweet
8:04 got me laughing
In the bridge:
"I didn't see any PewDiePies around so I thought it was safe" 😂
Smart!
i laughed so hard when i heard it too XDXD
@ADOLF POTTER oof
I don't get it
Gamer moment
"GUYS I UPGRADED MY SON!"
*Dying of laughter*
"Don't be ridiculous boi......you're gonna fight that thing"
Hahaha, heartless
Is that.... A KINGDOM HEARTS REFRENCE!?!?111?!
Ha- ha- ha- heartless.
7:10 I cant.............. i just cant stop..... wheezing
calm down , dutch
GOW 1: AREEEEEEEES!!!
GOW2: ZEUUUUS
GOW3: ZEUUUUUUUUUUS!!!
GOW 4: B O I
I hate to be that guy but...
.
.
.
GOW3: the big 3 plus other olympians!!!!!*
@@metoo6247 Are you ok? All you do is spread negativity over jokes on the internet. Great job👌👌👏🤣
@@endomion 👏👏👍👍👍
Me Too and u swallow
GOW 5 : BOOOOOIIII
“you know what happened to the last guy I caught crying”
I gave him a bagel and told him everything was gonna be alright
@@Dibious I also went to the effort of giving him a nice chiropractic adjustment to calm him down
@@arjunnarayan7568 you're such a nice guy
Arjun Narayan I decided to help him clear his throat because he was coughing. He went to sleep after that. Still gave him a face mask
YUO EAT BABIES
YOU HAVE TO TO SURVIVE
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, thanks. Absolute genius.
Boi count (only Dante) : 48. Honestly, less than I thought it'd be.
Only 48? I'm starting to lose my touch
Yup I counted it too
I counted 54
Dang you guys are actually interested dwellers
43
"I looked forward to upgrading my son"
That is one sentence I never expected to hear but now that I have I can die happy.
I think we will hear this sentence soon enough from Elon Musk.
Parents: I'm so disappointed on my child I can't do anything
Kratos: upgrade my son
Boi: *single handedly defeats the troll by draining all it's health, in an epic battle*
Kratos: You are not ready...
boi: *ANGER*
A N G E R - *E R*
666 likes :)
Red dead redemption 2 with only a lasso.
I would've done a full RDR2 challenge by now if the game didn't take 7 years to beat
@@DanteRavioli beat rdr2 without Arthur's hat falling off ( cutscenes don't count)
@@DanteRavioli you know wanna a hard challenge BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM ON HARD MODE WITH ONLY BASICS NO DAMAGE
@@mohamedihabseifeldinzakari508 just dont get shot
@Dante ravioli is that why you domt do fallout 4
I just couldn't stop laughing no matter how many times I repeat 9:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FACTS😂
SAME 😂😂😂😂😂
I missed you. My fellow thicc boi.
Hes not thicc
Hes T H I C C C
Me2
Wtf are you talking about. He's been uploading more than ever lately
@@botomode212 E X T R A T H I C C C C C
@@botomode212 i apologise
the whole section with the invisible arrow had me actually crying (9:16)
i dont know why i found it so funny, but that was hilarious
*Maybe try using an arrow next time DUMB SHI-*
I know I was actually about to cry
bro I actually love this guy he’s the only one who makes me laugh nowadays
"Loving and respecting him"
*SHOWS FOOTAGE OF BOY BEING CHOKED TO DEATH-*
Yes thank you so much. We would have never understood the joke ourselves without people like you pointing out the obvious in UA-cam videos.
@@SPFLDAngler Thank you for pointing this out ı was just goint to do that.
@@SPFLDAngler ish a joke for fun y'all.. but no problem I like making people's day brighter :3
@@SPFLDAngler ok no but seriously; I don't like being mean to people in comments but you guys are kinda asking for it :/
I'm a teenager who's been stuck in quarantine. my mom got covid, I was scared she was going to *die.* She's better now, thankfully. Videos like this and making comments like these makes me feel better because I need a good laugh. I need positivity. *This comment isn't for you assholes.* It's for anyone who needs a laugh.
"I tried beating god of war with only boy: Part 1 of 2"
Boy: there is part 2??!!?!?
There is now
6:30 "Got harry potter out of his room" lol
5:11 I can’t it is to funny 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭
“There was something really satisfying watching my son get the beating he deserved” lmao 😂💀
10:35 i laughed more than i should've
OH GOD
"Chiropractic adjustment" ah yes the negotiator
General Ravioli!
Your back bone will make a fine addition to my collection!
I got this video after i watched a chiropractic adjustment video lol
6:12 can’t stop laughing 😂
6:10
6:12
@@kyrontofly6388 oh ya thanks
9:03 when I got caught swearing
I hope to hear more “BOY” in God Of War Ragnarok.
I think you will
You mean god of boy 5 ragnarock
Hehe boiii
@Can a swallow swallow? you mean Dad Of Boy: Ragnarok
@@drbladerz5530
You mean Boi boi Boi: Boi
"The you left me to fight alone, pull your weight or we go home" that part killed me
Some how I found this video again and I gotta say watching Dante grow as a father is life changing. Wonder if he will do this in Ragnarok and see how well boy does.
Kill a Troll on his own
Kratos: You are not ready......
Boi: Wtf??!!!!
He hasnt kill a powerful god so he isnt ready
True but still
He didn't kill hin on his own kratos did almost all the work
Ali Ziyad Ahmed in this video.......*he didn’t.*
Atreus: *takes down a giant foe*
Kratos: *kills it*
Atreus: I HAD HIM!!!!!
Kratos: you are not ready...
Who’s Atreus your thinking about BOY
6:17 I love when he just smacks him with the giant tree part and the YEET sound made it better 😂
8:10 - 8:30 holy shit I haven’t laughed that hard in so long. Crying laughter, laughter to the point of my stomach hurting omg. This was fucking comedy. I had no idea the characters could say that and it’s fucking hilarious
The best of this, is definitely the narration
But that invisible arrows glitch almost made it
9:50 is where Harry Potter learns how to magic.
“I tried beating God of War with only Boy”
*puts down axe and picks up boy*
😀😂😀😀😀😀
@@tighnarimain3406 jejemon
@@Tyler-ti7mj lol
Underrated
Levithian boiii
I feel like this is the challenge everyone thinks of nobody had the time for
Dante: Boy
Kratos: BOY!!
Captions: BOI
This is the content I've been looking for
I'm not gonna lie, the shenanigans that you create within the challenges make them soo much more entertaining and I genuinely love your videos
2:53 dont mind me just makin something
Honestly, you are the perfect example that with high quality, people will find you. With "only" a little over 50 videos, you got 311.000 subs already. Others have hundreds of videos and come not even close to that. Respect man, keep up that good stuff!!!
6:12 - 6:18 I replayed that part so many time and it made me laugh every single time.🤣🤣🤣
10:17 Large piece of bacon, haahhahhaa
"Testerone fueled rage" *Makes so much sense*
black clover fan
I can imagine how good of a father dante would be. I wish my father was like this
6:20 Best part
Have you ever heard the tragedy of god of boi
No I wouldn’t have thought so
It is not a tale they would tell to a young boi
this is probably one of your funniest videos yet, thanks
Atreus: "Should I fire???"
Kratos: "Wait for my-"
*Arrow fired*
Dante: "WHAT THE **** DID I SAY TO YOU?!?!?!"
So funny
6:41
It would of been funny at 6:03 when Dante says “we finally fixed that hole in my roof” if he played the video in reverse so it looked like the roof went from broken to fixed
missed opportunities
"I hit it didn't I?"
Asmr noises*
*Maybe try using ARROWS*
Everybody talking everything except for this part lmao 9:19
Imagine disliking a video 5 seconds after it is posted. Just goes to show your haters love you more than your fans! Boy they don’t miss a beat lol 😂
0.5% of total 👍👎 are dislikes ;3 they doesnt matter
Me Too just shut the hell up
@@metoo6247 You must be REALLY fun at parties.
2:58 bwahahah, you're gonna fight that
8:53 Boi learned well from his father
I actually love it when Dante posts funniest thing I've seen 😂😂
1:21 "It was time to hunt for some deer in the direction of deer" 😂😂😂😂
That’s a joke they say in the game
Kratos: “We are hunting dear.”
Boy: “Which way?”
Kratos: “In the direction of deer.”
@@nolanc9432 boy:......................
O k a y
@@nolanc9432 what mean: in the direction of deer?
ngl watching atreus melee roll and fight is so satisfying and hillarious
4:41 So thats why he was so angry after the fight.
You don't get recognized enough for the amazing content you make because everytime i watch i always feel happier
Struck a nerve did I
No u fool don’t you see you just activated my trap card
-6:12
Boy: gets yeeted out of existence by the troll and kamikaze lunges at it like a psychopath
Kratos: yOuRe nOt rEAdY
5:36 is probably the funniest edit ive seen in a bit, and idk why
…
Atreus: we are gonna fight that?
Kratos: NO you are gonna fight that
But in all seriousness, I’m noticing a bump in the quality regarding the editing. ✌️ Very nice, Dante.
- one of the thicc boys
I’m a simple man, I see a Dante Ravioli new vid notification, I click
So glad youtube recommended me this guy, some of the best vids I’ve watched
9:43 dont lie to me u laughed at this part for sure
Lmao. Too fucking funny.
12:44 Oh No. Those smiles and where boys hand is.... Oh no.
Frick you man. You made me see it you perv
😏
Kratos: You eat babies.
Troll: No you fool I eat bois.
Boy: I eat trolls for dinner.
"I grabbed my boy gave him a slap " On the cheeks?
Which cheeks 😏
@@therebel7865 butt
@@AlexOpal ;)
@@AlexOpal no000oo
CHILD ABUSE
Drinking game. Shot every time he says “boy”
B O I
no place for a BOI
40 shot is a lot
Keep it 33 bc I have ocd
*B O I*
"my boy was yeeted and my deer was meated"
I just want to see the second part of RE2 with NEMESIS as every enemy. I miss Banana Gun & Spoon Knife & Pained Face Kendo.
omg same but like every video dante makes is baree sick yanooo
Great vids man! I love how you change the facial expressions with Kratos added with your sense of humor haha! Can’t help to laugh out loud! Keep it up fella! ✌️
Dante ravioli has won the award for the worst atreus father of all time
I swear the person who edits these videos never gets tired
3:05 This part is my fav.
That are you serious makes it so much funnier now
Boy only huh. That means the stranger really is invincible
Nobody:
Nobody:
Dante: My boy...😂🤣
6:15 bro gave him a ultra slap💀🤣
"I thought these winged demons would be harder than an old man who takes a blue pill" 😂