"Who should we teleport? Let's teleport Philza, the guy that never dies." The first time I saw this video I had no clue who Philza was, now that I know that's so much fuckin' funnier.
I don't know who Philza is... Can anyone explain? I hear Wilbur and TommyInit occasionally mention him in their streams when he is in the chat. But other than that I have literally no clue. 😅
@Bioraual XD if you dont find it funny keep it to yourself why u gotta openly tell him hes not funny ? that just seems rude and uncalled for. If you have a better joke lets hear it XD
the fact that it wasn’t just random viewers, but Phil, Sneegsnag, Grunk, Charlie, Luke and Techno in there too without being in a call with Wilbur and just being normal minecraft players and then achieving godhood is hilarious and wholesome to me.
Wilbur: would you rather fight toddlers or- Techno: I wanna fight some toddlers Wilbur: I wasn't done with my que- Techno: those kids are getting s l a p p e d
You see, Philza's dad energy counteracted Techno's need for blood and turned his energy to unhinged uncle energy When he killed Phil, he was no longer bound by Dadza to not shed as much blood as possible
This has got to have a reboot like honestly like server with a hundred people have 20 minutes to prepare/ hide in a 10x10 area and then TechnoBlade just hunts
technoblade getting the elytra reminded me of a beetle that nobody thought could get any scarier until it lifted its carapace shells and revealed, it can in fact *fly*
@@CJ-sp6lh they really are scary one landed on me in the tent and jumped and almost ran out of the tent and into a rock but my friend grabbed me in time I had actually cried
Wilbur: Today I'll be putting my viewers into a 5x5 world boarder Technoblade: These people are insects to me, they should be honored that it is I that will bring their deaths
To be honest, that ended exactly how it should’ve. Techno flying around in full enchanted diamond armour in a finale 1v1 with Charlie and then Charlie just jumping because he knew he didn’t stand a chance 😂
techno is just channeling the energy of power to give himself abilities that look like hacks Forpeoplewhoarecringeandwillsaythetechnicaltruthletmesayitforyou;technosneakingisavisualbugandhappensusuallywithdesync
Little did he know, Feinberg actually went on to become literally one of the best speed runners for the all advancements speedrun category, and broke the world record many times. Truly a king
@@anne6234 2:33:02 aa wr, hes officially 49 minutes and 2 seconds ahead of 2nd place (ignoring 7 of his own runs that are faster than 2nd) and 1 hour and 31 seconds ahead of third (yet again ignoring 10 of his runs)
@@breadyes9473 there’s always a brief second where Wilbur is touched by someone’s wholesomeness before Wilbur’s need for chaos hits it’s absolute peak.
22:05 The gamer house is such a good but sad story. The guys here were kind to each other and shared everything. After the massacre started, they couldn't watch it and left the server. What a good ending to their story.
WanCho OwO warning I repeat. We found an unoriginal roast. The person who stated the roast is a little bitch who doesn’t know how to come up with their own shit
3:50 TECHNO IS IN THE PIT?!? 6:21 But then he left the game. 6:36 When did ph1lzA get here. 7:46 Techno blade drowns Wilbur/Will doesn't count for time stamps. 9:52 Techno has a Daimond sword 11:12 The Thief
@@OriJin. yes nerd, but you might notice the inclusion of "Charlie: just jumps off the freaking platform", which happend after Techno started flying using an elytra. Also it clearly says "now fight to the death" at the top, which was at the end of he video
It just dawned on me what sword Techno had. It was Phil's god sword from his creative inventory. So in other terms, a sharp 255 sword. R.I.P. Technoblade
17:00 when an astronaut goes through a black hole and makes it out for the first time ever reporter: "what did you see?" astronaut: "h-hh-h-h-hous" *applause*
"Who should we teleport? Let's teleport Philza, the guy that never dies." The first time I saw this video I had no clue who Philza was, now that I know that's so much fuckin' funnier.
Ph1lza had a good run
i feel ur pain, i had no idea who techno or phil were the first time i watched this and rewatching this literally has me dying of laughter
I don't know who Philza is... Can anyone explain?
I hear Wilbur and TommyInit occasionally mention him in their streams when he is in the chat.
But other than that I have literally no clue. 😅
@@Doge__ hes another streamer/youtuber, wilbur and tommy mention him a lot because theyre friends
@@starglades oh ok thank you so much! 😊❤
Techno at the beginning of the server: Bullied ruthlessly
Techno at the end of the server: I am inevitable
1k likes and only one comment
@Bioraual Owned so hard that you didn't even respond
@@welshiteTF2 Bioraual insults are as weak as his dad's pull-out game.
@Bioraual XD if you dont find it funny keep it to yourself why u gotta openly tell him hes not funny ? that just seems rude and uncalled for. If you have a better joke lets hear it XD
@@mathewzheng4992 it’s a opinion don’t let bring you down everyone has their own opinion there entitled to it
"Josh, I want you to restart the server in hardcore mode."
Philza: ah shit, here we go again
those two guys with a zombie and spider skin
@@cybercritterowo PHILZAAAAAA!!!!
WATCH OUUUTTTT!!!!!!!!!
*baby zombie sound intensifies*
@@strateupgamr7 LMAOOO
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16❤️
the fact that it wasn’t just random viewers, but Phil, Sneegsnag, Grunk, Charlie, Luke and Techno in there too without being in a call with Wilbur and just being normal minecraft players and then achieving godhood is hilarious and wholesome to me.
I could hear Phil laughing as he just gave everyone gear and Techno going *goose having an asthma attack laugh* when he just kills people
I vibe with your name
That description of Techno's laugh describes my laugh and that makes me happy...
@@shewolfblacklink1062 I-
why is that also me
'going goose' is the perfect description
Consider: kazoo laughter
Wilbur: would you rather fight toddlers or-
Techno: I wanna fight some toddlers
Wilbur: I wasn't done with my que-
Techno: those kids are getting s l a p p e d
The vine works too well.
I can hear this in their voices
Hahaha
When is that moment
@@ae7874 In your mind
Techno at the beginning: *getting bullied *
Techno at the end: *snaps his fingers*
He doesn't snap his fingers he just beats up orphans
@@Slippery_Crusader shut up
@@Slippery_Crusader i was just doing it for a joke but ok sure
@@anonymousperson4712 who are the orphans gonna tell? There parents?-
@@KRAstudios oh fuck-
oh shit-
philza and techno messing around and breaking the game. im gonna miss these moments. fly high techno
Techno never dies
I would like but the likes are at 69
He used the Elytra from the vid to fly to heaven to defeat God
silence.
who tf is techno? is he friends with wilbur or sum?
Charlie commiting suicide immediately and then Techno flying above his inventory is a cinematic masterpiece on its own
Make it a movie
@@Lumidon i would watch it. What else can i watch? Ive already watched all my movies. Aaaand i have like 500, maybe 600 idk but i have a lot.
@@envoxity9544 Oof.
Timestamp?
When I liked your comment, it went from 2.1k likes to 2.2k likes! (Also I know that no one cares or asked)
Techno’s story is a tale of revenge. A true cinematic masterpiece. A tale exacting vengeance on people who have wronged him. Legendary.
The “anti/toppers” have been shut down
He was killed by someone named tapwater420
This game just made me FEEL like spiderma- Techno blade
@@iwontputmyname1664 u mean spiderham
Yes I'm proud
Then just technoplane
4:12 "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me" -Techno
Philza said "OH GOD ITS SO LOUD" 5:00
Was it actually them two
Lord Wither yea
Grey Andere i just hit it on 1k!
okay
Techno and Philza just showing up is so wholesome. They knew Wilbur was doing something and they wanted to see.
I love how techno went into a blind rage after he killed Phil
Time stamp
@@Soapia99th 25:13
@@thefrostedflakes3265 you are a go
You see, Philza's dad energy counteracted Techno's need for blood and turned his energy to unhinged uncle energy
When he killed Phil, he was no longer bound by Dadza to not shed as much blood as possible
like achilles after patroclus death
“Why did I auction someone’s life?” That’s going in the quote book.
It went there for me too
As is “I’m getting in that girls hole” at 14:43
@@magicjelly4766 PFFFFF I NEVER NOTICED
you need therapy
@@claudiajohnson2869 We all need therapy.
This has got to have a reboot like honestly like server with a hundred people have 20 minutes to prepare/ hide in a 10x10 area and then TechnoBlade just hunts
Merk LeDerp yes
look out.... 𝑇𝑒𝑐ℎ𝑛𝑜𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔.... prepare
You better watch out. You better watch out. YoU bEtTEr wAtCh oUt. MY BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!
good idea
I wholeheartedly agree
Wilbur- "Josh I want you to restart this world to hardcore"
Phil- *war flashbacks to the baby zombie incident* Alright. Let's do this.
**cracks knuckles** *my time to shine..*
4:12
"Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"
- Technoblade 2019
Lol we both watched this wayyy later when it was posted I also didn't even see the stream (I also was the 120th like XD
@@AandJ9 cringe
@@Jay___________________ calling someone cringe is cringe
@@ccjangel1002 nope
@@Jay___________________ but there is no way saying nope isnt cringe
Can we just talk about how fast Phil and techno got their hacks up
You know they plan that when it happened.
fake news techno only use hacks on hypixel
i don’t think techno was actually hacking
@@meganbriana5 17:08
@@meganbriana5 He was like holding shift and running and stuff
Techno just slowly having a villain arc after he accidentally killed Phil-
Techno was like Kakashi but with hatred
the end is near at this rate
He’s like that terminator from skeppy s video
True.
But was it really a *villain* arc?
Foreshadowing
Will is the kind of guy who sees a microphone filter and asks: "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer
PLEASE THIS IS *GOLD*
I can’t tell if this was before the vlog or not, I think it was made on the exact same day
Why is this the first thing you think to do?
@@atomic_blonde.will GOLD
@@atomic_blonde.yes it is gold. william gold ‼️
technoblade getting the elytra reminded me of a beetle that nobody thought could get any scarier until it lifted its carapace shells and revealed, it can in fact *fly*
I went to a camp and had five of those in my tent so me and my friend hid in one of their bug tents and spent the night squished in there with them
This description is terrifying
@@CJ-sp6lh they really are scary one landed on me in the tent and jumped and almost ran out of the tent and into a rock but my friend grabbed me in time I had actually cried
this is the best description i have ever seen
Large bug video
Wilbur: Today I'll be putting my viewers into a 5x5 world boarder
Technoblade: These people are insects to me, they should be honored that it is I that will bring their deaths
lmao
Correct
what ive gathered from this video: everyone wants to kill technoblade, no one wants to kill philza
This is true XD
@Sydney Hawkins technically he didn't mean to kill him so its still true
Except for wilbur, who teleported him mercilessly into a cave full of mobs
@@daisysocks_ I- 😭
Everyone wants the glory of killing technoblade, nobody wants to challenge the hardcore boi
To be honest, that ended exactly how it should’ve. Techno flying around in full enchanted diamond armour in a finale 1v1 with Charlie and then Charlie just jumping because he knew he didn’t stand a chance 😂
I died during that part lol the way Charlie took one look at techno freaking flying and was like ‘ yep im out’
Watching techno massacre everyone was like watching a serial killer documentary
Hecc But Its commentated by Wilbur as a sporting even
oscar Stenderup hahaha
@@shreeeze just the slow crouch walking was so intimidating
My favorite part is 28:40 with TechnoBlade The Angel of Death
Or undertale genocide...
Philza when using hacks: gives everyone good stuff
Techno when using hacks: KILL KILL KILL
69th like 😏
@@kitkatmelon haha funny number
Wheres a comment about LukeOrSomething dude
@@kitkatmelon Yeah I know! Isn't it awsome how there is 69 likes just like there are 69 mobs in minecraft!? RIGHTTT!!!??!?!?!??!
Noice
I love how Techno went from being bullied, to being a genocidal monster
*Pumped Up Kicks begins to faintly play in the distance*
“It’s like the American school system!”
-Techno
ElectricDoggo sounds like hitler when you phrase it like that
It's ow it always goes, lol
Those darn video games turned him crazy obviously
"It's always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each other in a tiny space"
Thank you for explaining the history of Europe.
techno: **starts flying**
charlie: aight imma head out
That was the guy from SootHouse.
@@Cera_01 I think you mean *SootHous*
Charlie from soothous
"There's too many of them what are we going to do?"
*Techno enters the Underground Pocket*
Technoblade does not hack, he tactically gives himself immortality by tactically using abilities.
No one noticed but Sneeg was also hereif u pause at 4:21
@@UwU-wp3lb So many youtuber where there
techno is just channeling the energy of power to give himself abilities that look like hacks
Forpeoplewhoarecringeandwillsaythetechnicaltruthletmesayitforyou;technosneakingisavisualbugandhappensusuallywithdesync
congratulations on 500 likes
He legit only used crouch hacks, didn't didn't help him
What a clown
Little did he know, Feinberg actually went on to become literally one of the best speed runners for the all advancements speedrun category, and broke the world record many times. Truly a king
Wait fr?
@@anne6234 2:33:02 aa wr, hes officially 49 minutes and 2 seconds ahead of 2nd place (ignoring 7 of his own runs that are faster than 2nd) and 1 hour and 31 seconds ahead of third (yet again ignoring 10 of his runs)
I saw that and thought, is that THE feinberg!?
I knew I heard the name before
There are 3 phases of these videos.
1. AAHHHHHH CHAOS
2. peace. tranquility. true inner peace.
3. AAHHHHHH CHAOS
when is there peace
@@breadyes9473 There was never peace.....
*It was all a lie*
@@breadyes9473 there’s always a brief second where Wilbur is touched by someone’s wholesomeness before Wilbur’s need for chaos hits it’s absolute peak.
Chaos 2 electric boogaloo
@@breadyes9473
*Peace was never an option.*
Techno: Me fly
Charlie: *Suicide is the only option*
I started screeching. This is definitely the most chaotic Minecraft video I’ve ever watched.
Technoplane is to op
why the f*ck did he have an elytra?!
@@namelesschannel4103 End loot. Was in the chest Phil gave out
technoblade nnnnneverdies(it's writen in the way techno says it)
Yk, I watched this years ago and I had no idea who Phil, Techno, and Sneeg were.
Seeing who they are NOW is honestly hilarious
Techno’s fans: why don’ you ever upload
techno:
Brightish true
I think Technoblade should up upload his perspective It would be really funny.
He's having fun, on other youtuber's video. Errr...i mean server
He just vibing
lmfao
10:18 noticing that mjopa is in the frame is like seeing a character who was an extra finally get a role in the show
Goose yooooo
IKR DUDE I WAS SO HAPPY
Wait I recognize that name what video were they from?
@@LeafDoodles the death video
Yeah
And there also Ichigo
So we're not gonna talk about the fact techno killed blinded man and stole his horse? Mkay
shadow05 PW a true travesty
ORAAA
#justice for blindedman
NOOOO
and the fact grunk was there?
It's not that techno has op items, and immortality, he just has a good gaming chair
Dont forget the very nice elbows
In that intro it sounds like Wilbur is desperately trying to convince us that he is a human.
Wow, its almost like thats the joke
@@ewangoodwin1127 i don't think that was the joke..
Wow
I mean, he did take a video sponsorship from freaking Raid, no human does that willingly :P
@@epicredhot5675 After news of COPPA, any human would do that willingly actually
“You can’t kill a man that’s flying”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
“ “You Can’t Kill A Man That’s Flying” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War” -Technoblade
@@Kkuzono " " "you cant kill a man that's flying -sun tzu, art of war" -technoblade " -cherriPXT
@aguy „you cant kill a man that’s flying -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War“ -Technoblade -CherriPXT -ßQuintus Animationß -aguy
The emotional girlfriend conflict in the advertising deserves an Emmy award.
Simply amazing
almost as good as my avocado 🥑.
you guys want some?
@@eggeggchick can i get some avocado?
@@eggeggchick no I want the avocado
here ya guys go :)
🥑🥑🥑🥑🥑
I love Phil’s hacking being purely to make a bunch of enchanted armour for people to take
4:12 Techno in chat: "Wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"
I was scrolling to see if someone mentioned that-
@@insert_artist_here532 are you by any chance from Alabama?
Oh god I see that now XD
@sussy imposter cause everyone skipped over it
@@insert_artist_here532 to be honest (I could be wrong) I thought they were asking you because of your name but oh well...
*Rest in peace Blinded Man, an off-camera death that saddened many.*
Another victim of Techno
*walks into interview*
"so what are your qualifications for this job."
"ive killed technoblade himself."
"Oh shit right this way sir"
Whats the symbol in your pfp i can't place my finger on it
Well I killed the killer of killers of killers
“You’re skipping the whole job, SOMEONE FIRE THE FRIGGIN CEO”
A P P R O V E D
Phil knows exactly where his bread is buttered when it comes to outfitting techno lmao.
Alternative title: technoblade goes from gettig bullied to being a bully
not just a bully, a MERCILESS SERIAL KILLER
@@cryouru you mean just the usual Technoblade?
He took "Treat others the way you want to be treated" to heart and killed them all after they constantly killed him
@@tajuspikturna8097 I mean...
your not wrong
Camille04 he has been the entire time tbh well since I started watching him 2 years ago
Charli: i will jump when pigs fly.
Techno:
🤣🤣
I have been laughing for past hour help
@eminem Na nannan. . And . . . . And an an an na na na na na na nun kwkwkwkwowowowowowowowowo
@@Poopstick-rw1ey na na nananananananananana owowowowowowowowowokekekekekekekekepopopopopopopopopopopo
@@luwwy6589 Manamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanamanaamanamanamanamanamannananaamanamanamanaamnamanamanmaamanamanamanamnamanamamamamamanamowowowowowowowoowowowouwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuuuwuwwuuwuwwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwwuwu mama?
“Grunk’s on fire, why is Grunk on fire?”
*literally a five block fucking lava stream right in front of him*
i love how almost immediately after being allowed to hack, Philza tried to crash the server (thats exactly what those chests are made to do)
Those are end city chests he wasn’t crashing he was just getting gear
hoenstly though the fac that phil was literally just giving people stuff was SO SWEET
he is dadza.
OUR DADZA
he didn’t even get anything for himself. he only had an iron chest plate 😭
@@rivolai he's SUCH A DAD
@@AzurisSheer he really is😭✋🏻
Everyone: Lives in harmony
Technoblade: I'm about to do what is called a pro gamer move
Wilbur: "Why is Grunk on fire?"
Grunk: *Is standing next to a pillar of lava*
Feinberg… the legend he has become today, he deserved that crown…
Normal raging: *smacks desk*
Wilbur raging: *pours a bag of gummy worms/bears on head*
the funny thing is he does both SAHAHHA
timestamp?
@@fluffiu 16:10
“Tecno is just cleaning house”
I think you mean he’s cleaning *hous*
Hahaha *h ö u s*
Mom: clean up the house
Me: YOU MEAN HOUS
*(what happens next, isn’t pretty)*
SootHous
cleaning haus
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hous
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ho
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when will said "hacks r now allowed" this humble 5x5 world became the friking purge
Lmao
I forgot wills name was will for a second
Techno has always and will forever be my favourite Minecraft player
Same :(
"wilbur let me out the commoners are touching me"
-technoblade
timestamp?
I need to know the time stamp as well
@@Soft__lemons nah
@@Soft__lemons 4:13
That’s a bit classist
When technoblade joined, it was like that scene where the hero salutes then walks backward out the back of a plane, the plane then exploding
it was like the hallway scene in Rogue One when Darth Vader appears in the hallway and slauters the rebels
Firemaster157 yes
this aged very well
Different people hacking:
The dad, Philza: FREE STUFF GUYS
The flyers, Grunk, etc: YO IMMA BIRD
The psychopath, Techno: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
299th like
i dont think techno hacked i just think someone gave him speed
@@hagger4858 even better, if he isnt hacking he still kills
LMAO
@@chuuyanakaharas He’s hacking but at least he got the skills 👌
I laughed so hard when Wilbur said "I wanna get in that girls hole"
ME TOO why is nobody talking about that??
Glad i wasnt the only one i laughted harder than i want to admit
@@PixieChapstick I have no idea, I guess people don't want admit that they got that type of humour.
3:51 Techno fights in the pit because of wilbur
*Sometimes foreshadowing is fairly obvious*
Oh my gods-
Wilbur in every video: 21:15
*Stays in the pit...Stays in the pit-*
It was perfect how when Wilbur tp'ed Phil a into the mob pit, Philza died to a zombie.
yes
I don’t mean to be that person but ph1l died from the spider originally
sorry
@@silvahedgehog Also yes
@@silvahedgehog yeah but the baby zombie did most of the damage
@@moonyeclipsey that is correct but i am saying the spider did the finishing blow, not what did the most damage
22:05 The gamer house is such a good but sad story. The guys here were kind to each other and shared everything. After the massacre started, they couldn't watch it and left the server. What a good ending to their story.
and the fire nation was defeated
@@werferyt6092 good God my fellow atla fans are everywhere
Everyone: watching techno on his rampage
Me: watching a happy reunion of two lovers in the chat
Please when 😭😭
techno: *gets enchanted diamond gear*
everyone: why do i hear boss music?
breaking news: Nasa digs a hole to the center of the earth to find who asked for Uw0_'s opinion
WanCho OwO damn bruh, why u gotta do him dirty like that🤣
WanCho OwO warning I repeat. We found an unoriginal roast. The person who stated the roast is a little bitch who doesn’t know how to come up with their own shit
WanCho OwO gets elytra *WHY DO I HEAR GAME OVER SOUNDS!?!*
Virus_2456 ok fortnite man
*_Wow. Techno didn’t viciously murder his friends this time._*
He shortly did though
he murdered Phil
Phil in the corner. Who am I to you?
He murdered the man on the horse I’m pretty sure
What friends?!?!?
Techno: Starts killing
Will: The younglings! The younglings!
Techno: *killing intensifies*
Techno is Anakin 🤣
THE ORPHANS THE ORPHANS
@@raviollie714 tjena
@@raviollie714 läget?
@@raviollie714 how are you
3:50 TECHNO IS IN THE PIT?!?
6:21 But then he left the game.
6:36 When did ph1lzA get here.
7:46 Techno blade drowns
Wilbur/Will doesn't count for time stamps.
9:52 Techno has a Daimond sword
11:12 The Thief
Charlie couldn't handle the stressful life of a god, so he died trying to fly.
it’s tough to be a god, tread where mortals have not trod...
wilbur: “it’s kill or be killed”
also wilbur: the most precious smile in the entire world
Anna Halbert i was finna comment this😂😂
*YOU... IDIOT!
*IN THIS WORLD. . .
*ITS KILL OR _BE_ KILLED
-Flowey 2015-2016
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought that
🌻😈
hous
“Master Techno, there too many of them! What are we going to do”
*Techno pulls out enchanted diamond sword proceeds to kill all the younglings*
he is going to makes his New empires
So you mean he’s going to kill Tommy and turbo?
population control
@@shadiersauce7395 he doesn’t like them
LMFAO
12:18 surprising Phil is there instead of trying to beat the game
Ah yes 9 months ago
17:12 Mjopa
nobody:
Wilbur's clock when he commits mas genocide: haha circle go
B R I G H T
Yes. Just. Yes.
Hahahahahahhahaah 😐😐😐😐
the wooosh bait
Fuck off
Wilbur: now fight to the death
Techno: *starts zooming around w hacks*
Charlie: *just fucking jumps off the platform*
Wilbur: -_-
He was just using an elytra and fireworks
Bruh u think elytra is hacks how bad are u
@@doge5762 techno was speed hacking in the vid lmfao
@@OriJin. yes nerd, but you might notice the inclusion of "Charlie: just jumps off the freaking platform", which happend after Techno started flying using an elytra. Also it clearly says "now fight to the death" at the top, which was at the end of he video
@@averagegenzguy2751 he was speed hacking beforehand.
“Philza, the guy that never dies.”
Techno: Am I a joke to you.
BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSS
You were at 666 likes, and I ruined it
@@Bule_Boy_2D lol
That one day techno forgets to defend phil from the babies
Remember when Phil dies because of the baby zombie? My favourite memory
27:45 R.I.P Feinberg frist king of 5x5 world
dont worry, he went on to become a top speedrunner
I hope technoblade was recording, I want to hear him call people nerds as he gets assaulted for 10 minutes straight
ah~ it sounds beautiful
Wilbur: Hits people for sticks
People: Defends themselves
Wilbur: Suprised Pikachu face
UrBroJLouw dude ofc, protecting urself isnt a human right. Obviously.
"Its always a good idea to put lots of people who hate each in a tiny space"
Bruh thats just the balkans
Europeans staking claims on land in Africa (19th century, colorized)
Don’t you mean Florida
that is hilariously true
PvP enabled
I can confirm
It just dawned on me what sword Techno had. It was Phil's god sword from his creative inventory. So in other terms, a sharp 255 sword.
R.I.P. Technoblade
“Hacks are now allowed”
-THE YOUNGEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT
Underrated afff
T2b2
The youngest anarchy server in Minecraft
McFit new video
*Wilbur is the admin of the youngest anarchy server in Minecraft*
-MitFC
In future: Wilbur runs a slave labor camp in 5x5 border
"Chin up king, your crown is falling" to Feinberg
Lol he is popular speedrunner now
@@Apulsee was that the real feinberg?
@Adlai Selorio I think feinberg tweeted about it so yeah
ikr
So inspirational
the way Wilbur said "it's Raid shadow legends" he just KNEW what kinda sinful words he was uttering
Watching Technoblade ruthlessly murder everyone gives me a sense of peace
"NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"
- Technoblade, The Art Of Winning
10:58
@Derick Howard 0 lo
Sun Tzu, the art of war: a classical masterpiece
Techno: Hold my Hypixel PIG rank
Not funny
This did not age well
Wilbur: *teleports Philza into the Mob Pit*
Philza seconds before dying: Why are we still here....Just to suffer........?
3:51 "the pit"
im having flashbacks to october 16th
*"it sTaYS IN tHE piT"*
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I SCREAMED “HE *FUCKING KNEW* “
IT STAYS IN THE PIT
Tommey
OMG YES
*IT STAYS IN THE PIT*
Now i know why wilbur has this chaotic sense of humor. He has just been fed chaos dude
love how whenever wilbur saw a tree sapling he just stopped dead in his tracks and just-
“🍃✨𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓎✨😌”
@Faillie nah bro.... You changed 😔
Also wilbur *find underground tree and proceeds to slaughter it*
this is the first comment I have ever seen use non-default text without it being a scam bot.
r/im14andthisisdeep
@@TauCannon Fucking redditors at it again
Alternate title: Technoblade goes on a massacre after being released by Wilbur
Basically Doom 2016
Basically joker
Basically The Terminator
*places last piece of bedrock blocking in techno*
"Long live the king"
That would've been a good way to end tecno.
Technoblade got the shovel from killing one of the players you gave diamonds to
The circle of life
Nice pfp
@@vanillune Capitalism.
and he stole a horse from a blind man 😔
I love how Sneeg, Phil and Techno are just randomly there
"how is Phil alive?"
*"I phil like it's endgame now"*
Technoblade: "IM ON A HORSEEEE"
Technoblade: *Goes in circles on said horse*
17:00
when an astronaut goes through a black hole and makes it out for the first time ever
reporter: "what did you see?"
astronaut: "h-hh-h-h-hous"
*applause*
applaus