Femshep & Garrus // An Interspecies Awkwardness Thing (Humor)

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  • Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
  • "It'll either be a night to treasure or a horrible interspecies awkwardness thing."

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  • @plankton_
    @plankton_ 2 роки тому +896

    can we talk about the fact that Garrus danCES THE SAME WAY THAT SHEP DOES AND HE STILL DOGS ON HER FOR IT???????

    • @khaleesireyna731
      @khaleesireyna731 Рік тому +247

      We also know he's capable of learning Argentinian Tango in the middle of fighting a war, so he CAN dance. I've just decided he's doing the same dance as a show of solidarity. Garrus be like "yeah, my girlfriend is notoriously bad at dancing and I definitely tease her for it, but I'm also ride-or-die af so, you can bet I'm doing the exact same dance right next to her".

    • @plankton_
      @plankton_ Рік тому +31

      @@khaleesireyna731 SO TRUE BESTIE

    • @Nameless_Night
      @Nameless_Night Рік тому +9

      @@khaleesireyna731 so very true!

    • @jenniferhanses7064
      @jenniferhanses7064 Рік тому +11

      You need a carapace to do that move correctly. ;) There's a backroll that she just doesn't have (which is true if you really watch the models, so that's my justification.)

    • @MKanakaredes
      @MKanakaredes Рік тому +3

      It's a secret I have taken to my grave. This and that I missed on purpose.

  • @CreamTheEverythingFixer
    @CreamTheEverythingFixer 2 роки тому +1134

    Forget about Tali or Liara we all know the best girl is Garrus.

    • @Zephyr_Phoenix76
      @Zephyr_Phoenix76 2 роки тому +66

      Nah Tali is best girl, Garrus is best bro and chad

    • @RemyEtienneLeBeau21
      @RemyEtienneLeBeau21 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Zephyr_Phoenix76ong

    • @cozyfallout
      @cozyfallout Рік тому +11

      This. Unironically this

    • @ejaymes00
      @ejaymes00 Рік тому

      Tbh, Uh....I never really seen this dude, like I seen him....bug I haven't really *seen* him. And....Holy fuck he's hot

    • @Nella2606
      @Nella2606 Рік тому +1

      AHHHAHAHAHAHHAA YESSSS

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 2 роки тому +562

    Shepard: "He's adorkable, and I love to fluster him."
    Garrus: "Okay, time to dance."
    Shepard: "Wait, wut."

  • @ladyvixle
    @ladyvixle Рік тому +287

    Garrus: "think a girl could fall for that?"
    Shepard: "Oh hell yes"
    Most of the fandom: "Oh hell yes!"

  • @loqutor
    @loqutor 2 роки тому +163

    "What is she doing with her arms?"
    Um... the exact same fucking thing you're doing, bud.

    • @ohhhhbhh
      @ohhhhbhh Рік тому +1

      😹

    • @Norinia
      @Norinia 7 місяців тому

      They’re perfect for each other ❤️❤️❤️

  • @GeneralHonobi
    @GeneralHonobi 2 роки тому +381

    "What is she doing with her arms?" XD Best line in this whole thing, but it's all gold.

  • @atomichobbit7358
    @atomichobbit7358 2 роки тому +284

    This literally inspired me to do a femshep run just to experience all of this.

    • @chupathingy6626
      @chupathingy6626 Рік тому +33

      Garrus. Is. The best.
      His awkwardness KILLS me every single time. Makes me weak when he opens up, though. No one will love you more.
      Only possible answer with male shep is Tali. 🤣😘

    • @isaiahgeorge906
      @isaiahgeorge906 Рік тому +7

      A great reasoning to play Mass Effect many, many, times in a row is to fully experience every romance route.

    • @brycedonelan1937
      @brycedonelan1937 Рік тому +6

      My first one was Tali, my next one is with Garrus

    • @Dulcinea_del_Toboso
      @Dulcinea_del_Toboso Рік тому

      @@brycedonelan1937 same

    • @Shadow.24772
      @Shadow.24772 Рік тому +6

      for those that went for Tali and Garrus "first", know that you reached peak and everything is downhill from there...well...kinda. Some are still fun/nice BUT, they dont compare to these 2...wished i left one of'em for last when i started playing mass effect years ago

  • @Yaoi_Yuri929
    @Yaoi_Yuri929 2 роки тому +164

    I LOOOOOOOOVE their romance so much, these two are literally made for each other

  • @nayriacadera6048
    @nayriacadera6048 Рік тому +52

    Shepard and Garrus are the most perfect couple Ind the history of video games
    Others might be equally perfect
    But not more
    They are really really really perfect

  • @Vaspira
    @Vaspira 7 місяців тому +17

    I still blush at his voice lines. My husband teases me and quotes Garrus often just to fluster me in his voice.

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda Рік тому +38

    It takes two to tango,
    But only one turian for FemShep to fall for.

  • @onlyoddity
    @onlyoddity Рік тому +68

    Why did I think he was gonna say "I'M GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS IS JACK ASS" I-

    • @schalitz1
      @schalitz1 Рік тому +5

      Gamerpoop ruined me, whenever he says "I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is...." I automatically fill in "MY RECTUM!"

    • @warrentrueman8892
      @warrentrueman8892 8 місяців тому +5

      That has to be a mod somewhere!!!! "HI IM GARRUS VAKARIAN, WELCOME TO MASS EFFECT!!!"
      *grunt falls out the hospital window*

  • @KittysInu
    @KittysInu 2 роки тому +365

    "And ummm.... do some research"
    *don't ingest*
    I'M FUCKING DEAD 🤣
    Great video, great scene selection, great flex of your fan muscles with that reference, and the BEST romance option ❤😭

  • @LORD_PINKY_DINKS
    @LORD_PINKY_DINKS 2 роки тому +98

    the dextros are the best romances

    • @subjectstigma2473
      @subjectstigma2473 2 роки тому +28

      True. Tali, Garrus, and Vetra, all top notch.

    • @WisenedMan
      @WisenedMan 9 місяців тому +4

      Its dextro or nothing. 😊

  • @justpette1503
    @justpette1503 Рік тому +74

    I have NEVER played femshep and even less thought about this romance but JESUS this is way too good garrus is now defo my most favorite character by far DAMN

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 Рік тому +3

      Renegade femshep is best Shep, hands down

    • @justpette1503
      @justpette1503 Рік тому

      @@michealdrake3421 yeah if you're a gay weeb ass lgbt weirdo, sure
      Or a girl but idk male shep is cannon anyway stfu

  • @AdryWolf00
    @AdryWolf00 2 роки тому +105

    This is *absolutely* my favorite video on the Citadel 💫

  • @bob0147
    @bob0147 2 роки тому +30

    Always brings a smirk to my face to hear her go "oh... hell... yes..."

  • @beatrixdobson4795
    @beatrixdobson4795 Рік тому +15

    And now I have to replay Mass Effect and romance Garrus. I had no idea they could be this adorable.

  • @keks503
    @keks503 2 роки тому +105

    Oh god, I love this so much! They are so cute together

  • @Neakco
    @Neakco Рік тому +31

    One day I will manage to do a non-sharkarian playthrough...but this 5th run wont be it

  • @GothicDarkhellrazor
    @GothicDarkhellrazor 2 роки тому +85

    He's so fcking cute 😆
    I finished the game but I still watch video of him and Sheppard because got dang.

  • @oliviae1883
    @oliviae1883 2 роки тому +17

    This Shepard looks so good!! I need the face codes omg

  • @charliejordan3677
    @charliejordan3677 2 місяці тому +1

    Tali, Garrus and Joker were the loyalist one to the end.

  • @Broken_Savior
    @Broken_Savior 10 місяців тому +4

    All-around turian BAD BOY 😂

  • @c00mgoblin
    @c00mgoblin Рік тому +6

    This needs more views and appreciation for the quality.

  • @Foreign0817
    @Foreign0817 3 роки тому +23

    I love them. 👁👄👁

  • @curses0206
    @curses0206 2 роки тому +34

    I LOVE THIS HAHA THEYRE SO ADORABLE
    also love ur shepard shes gorgeous

  • @tkhaikojima1373
    @tkhaikojima1373 2 роки тому +18

    Love this, love him ugh

  • @tacoopertx
    @tacoopertx Рік тому +15

    I was incredibly disappointed that Garrus wasn't romanceable in ME1.

    • @Dragon81205
      @Dragon81205 Рік тому +5

      They probably did that so you can build a relationship with him before you can do anything romance with him.

    • @reniorjd
      @reniorjd Рік тому +11

      @@Dragon81205they said the reason was they taught that no one wanted to romance someone who wasn’t human looking.

    • @Storm_Bird456
      @Storm_Bird456 Рік тому +12

      @@reniorjdhow wrong were they.
      But honestly, I think it made the romance for Garrus and Tali better, in my opinion.

  • @Rosesnothorns
    @Rosesnothorns 2 роки тому +20

    I dig the music and editing with this!

  • @invisiblestormtrooper
    @invisiblestormtrooper Рік тому +1

    **chef's kiss** This is perfection! Great scene and dialogue choices, I love it! 💖💖💖

  • @00amandahugnkiss00
    @00amandahugnkiss00 Рік тому +9

    his voice-sigh-

  • @hokanh579
    @hokanh579 Рік тому +1

    That Shepard loooks very similar to Traynor from ME 3. Damn

  • @takelage55
    @takelage55 2 місяці тому

    I don't know who actually made this work around the characters, but they really made a hero#2 of Garrus in a classical way this trope works. A player literally can feel they are very close in terms of narrative and vibe. 2nd game Shepard rise from the dead, Garrus nickname is Archangel, and this is way more literal. And then like "Why do players want to romance with this guy?" C'mon, really? Btw, really love his personality and voice, omg, it sounds so resonating.

  • @aileencasey2083
    @aileencasey2083 2 роки тому +13

    A Turian and a Human? I can't imagine how that'd be awkward...

  • @xandmangaming2885
    @xandmangaming2885 3 роки тому +36

    Might be time to do a femshep run

  • @warrentrueman8892
    @warrentrueman8892 Рік тому +3

    Best romance characters, Liara and Garrus
    That is all

  • @kcjoules1841
    @kcjoules1841 Рік тому +2

    I’m finally gonna fully play through all these games and you bet your ass Garrus is still my favorite in the world Xd

  • @cerberus3504
    @cerberus3504 2 роки тому +4

    FKKKKKK This make me want to play mass effect again so much TT

  • @hibbidyjibbidyy
    @hibbidyjibbidyy 3 місяці тому

    i never thought about my boy garrus like that, you go get em bra.

  • @Shaco.
    @Shaco. 2 роки тому +13

    2:10 ... and this is my Rectum.
    Great Video by the way =)

  • @jojooffaraway2675
    @jojooffaraway2675 2 роки тому +4

    I'm wheezing. OMG. THIS IS THE BEST

  • @WalkingDeadpool_
    @WalkingDeadpool_ 2 роки тому +4

    Great edit. Love the music. Garrus is the best.

  • @ricknoort299
    @ricknoort299 Рік тому +3

    I find it funny when Garrus is in a relationschip with Shepard it's an akward cross species romance, and when he's with Tali they are a normal couple.
    Is it because they are both Dextro, making Turians and Quarians way better relationschip partners to eachother than they are to humans?

  • @problemaki8618
    @problemaki8618 Рік тому +7

    Im normaly totally into girls but I always pick garrus :D

  • @kcjoules1841
    @kcjoules1841 Рік тому +1

    I love him so much

  • @skugga4125
    @skugga4125 4 місяці тому

    I always, loved more the male Shepard VA sounds more commander like
    but...garrus is the only reason I am doing FEMSHEP lol

  • @ohhhhbhh
    @ohhhhbhh Рік тому

    “hell yes”
    -shepard

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin Рік тому

    Wow, I don't remember any of this when I played Mass Effect. Minus the can shooting.

  • @boleslawowns
    @boleslawowns 3 роки тому +6

    perfect

  • @rubberduk-db9lo
    @rubberduk-db9lo Рік тому +4

    0:54 oh

  • @LucieAlien2B
    @LucieAlien2B 2 роки тому +5

    😮❤️ I love!

  • @misKathereinesoltow
    @misKathereinesoltow Рік тому +1

    He is all man oh baby

  • @Nameless_Night
    @Nameless_Night Рік тому +1

    So well done!!!

  • @bugnae9086
    @bugnae9086 Рік тому +2

    This is cute!!!!

  • @amsterdam0764
    @amsterdam0764 2 роки тому +1

    Love this!!

  • @CodsworthCK
    @CodsworthCK 9 місяців тому

    Fine i'll play mass effect again

  • @jigaretta
    @jigaretta Рік тому

    oh hell yes

  • @jacoballen148
    @jacoballen148 Рік тому

    Vakarian's great but i got to stay with my number one asari

  • @RupertRumble
    @RupertRumble 2 роки тому +9

    Why is Traynor Shepard..

    • @RealArcalian
      @RealArcalian 2 роки тому

      She;s just in the background of the shot.

    • @RupertRumble
      @RupertRumble 2 роки тому +1

      @@RealArcalian what are you talking about? Traynor is Shepard..there is no Shepard

    • @RupertRumble
      @RupertRumble 2 роки тому

      @@RealArcalian someone made a Traynor to be a Shepard

    • @RealArcalian
      @RealArcalian 2 роки тому +1

      @@RupertRumble GArrus is looking at Shepard. Traynor is in the background of the shot, also looking at Shepard. It's from the Citadel DLC.

    • @dreamsscream
      @dreamsscream Рік тому +2

      This is exactly what I was wondering! Especially since when this gane first came out my hubby got a message from bioware saying "yeah, sorry you have to make a new face for your shepard because we kinda stole yours... for Vega." His greatest regret was not taking a picture of it.

  • @21locator
    @21locator Рік тому

    big chungus

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan8299 8 місяців тому

    whats the background music?

  • @elainaswanson4364
    @elainaswanson4364 Рік тому

    THEM

  • @Muumin-H
    @Muumin-H Рік тому +1

    Why would people think a bird is a option for romance?

  • @LakituKoopa
    @LakituKoopa 2 роки тому +13

    And this is what feminists try to erase. Turn Garrus like men into some social pugs who have no back bone anymore but jump around on command like obedient little lapdogs. Seriously girls, if you ever find a man like Garrus... don't let him go.

    • @Asdsfdsf
      @Asdsfdsf 2 роки тому +1

      @LakituLP Lmao your projection is strong, incel. No feminist is trying to 'erase' this. Men like Garrus are super wholesome, and most importantly, not toxic like you.

    • @thegamingdeku
      @thegamingdeku 2 роки тому +33

      what the fuck

    • @ConvergingWinter
      @ConvergingWinter Рік тому +2

      What are you saying bro

    • @LakituKoopa
      @LakituKoopa Рік тому

      @@ConvergingWinter I'm saying that types of men like Garrus are not wanted anymore in modern "society". Those days they just want emotional little snowflakes who talk 24/7 about their "feelings" and get rid of the "toxic masculinty" to fancy some women who would never be able to date a men with personality and a spine. It is already a shame that men don't interact with women that much any more because every attempt or flirt could be "sexist" and an "sexual assualt"

    • @ConvergingWinter
      @ConvergingWinter Рік тому +7

      @@LakituKoopa You got any proof of that or is this schizo rant just a way to say you're chronically online?

  • @PinaPlayzOfficial
    @PinaPlayzOfficial 2 роки тому +73

    Garrus is the only reason I always do femshep runs.

    • @MKanakaredes
      @MKanakaredes Рік тому +9

      Right, I couldn't play maleshep. Romancing Garrus is my main interest in the trilogy. It's basically dating sim to me.

  • @vos3373
    @vos3373 Рік тому

    So gud!!!