1:08 - Chicken nuggets are £4 but with the service from the 7⭐Michelin star chef and the transportation from the kitchen to your table to your mouth is £5000 😂
If apna found someone similar to his style, he could be the start of the next 'key and peele' type thing. Dude deserves a show of his own or something. I'd binge watch all day
And brings no money with no intention to pay so even though the guy would pay for both he leaves her with the bill to teach pseudo feminists now that’s an apnaj skit
Your heads gonna be fried off that weed did u know that your only way to stay happy is to smoke a spliff because your dopamine reward centre is now controlled off cannabis That’s means to get feelings of happiness requires weed Family day out smoke weed Meal at restaurant smoke weed Going to wedding smoke weed Go shopping smoke weed Can u see the pattern You are a drug addict
@@endofd-d7c Lmao stop projecting, your life is fucked because of your own doing not because of weed. It only enhances what was there before so yeah learn some discipline
Very bad idea watching this while you have food in your mouth, I was really close spitting my food out when he said Is hawain from this planet, that was freaking hilarious 😂
@@blackswordsman2988 Egyptian water is very bad, I'm not sure why though. If you're from a place with good water and drink Egyptian tap water, you will get sick and definitely vomit, I've seen it before. But that's unrelated to this. You don't drink Nile water for the same reason you don't drink water from your local pond, it's not treated and it's contaminated. We drink filtered Nile water though.
It's amazing because some restaurants can legitimately charge up to $650 a course. A place called Quay in Sydney Australia, with head chef Peter Gilmore, can charge you this much for example (Seriously, he does charge this much for one dessert) and you need to book well in advance. And you need to eat every course. Charged separately. As for atmosphere, believe it or not the restaurant Vu de monde on it's site honestly brags a quality to eat there is that it is on the 55th floor of the Rialto. With a view of Australia, and name drops the Architect who built it. If you want to order food from Vue de monde and wonder if you can JUST get one course, well you can! And it'll remind you that you can and I shit you not. Add as much Caviar as you want!
Bro thanks for cheering me up man, every time life getting me down your new vid just cracks me up and lfid don't seem that bad. Haha mortgage line got me haha
I can imagine Saudi arabian air being expensive. There's not much vegetation there so if you takin' that limited air, a million pounds for a breath is reasonable, at the very least. sorry apna J, but the case rests with the restaurant here.
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Man goes from Italian accent to Middle Eastern to throwing in a Monsieur here and there, and closes off with WWE 😂😂👌
He's not middle eastern
@ᵥᵤᵣₜzz they didn't say he was?
Sounds like Persian mixed with Italian accent 😂😂
@@zz-ro4dfnobody he said he was, read it again. If it’s still an issue then you need to work on your reading comprehension skills my friend.
Howa you pay ? …Mortgage 😂…Every sketch is a winner 😁
😭😭😭
Thanks for spoiling the video
It's a winner if you have low intelligence
@@badsanta7356 then stop reading the comments before watching the video. This one's on you
Its finally here
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🎮
"Don't breathe don't breathe I make the new bill" 😂
That's where i lost it
The change in accent every second is gold 🤣
The ending got me dead 😂
I like beenz on my pizza
@@OFFICIALCAR-KID dizzy
That's why Undertaker's theme plays :D
I make a new bill 😂😂😂😂
@@asheressien 91 million. Enjoy! 😭
“100 breaths, 9 grand, 90 million” 😭💀
Just calculated it, the maths checks out. 💯💯💯
Bro got scammed 89.1 million💀💀💀
@@bennyrich7361 gotta go back to elementary my g
@@helloworld-vq9gq u serious?
@@krish4134 Are you implying 9000*100 = 5.9mil? Because if so, I'm sure you'd get scammed as well.
'premium oxygen'😂
I can’t take this anymore 😂😂
@@User16-t8p broja broja broja!!
@@raphaelnasser7084 Generational Talent
Accurate description of what if feels like eating out when friends decide the place
1:08 - Chicken nuggets are £4 but with the service from the 7⭐Michelin star chef and the transportation from the kitchen to your table to your mouth is £5000 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And also its like 2 nuggets
You forgot the "platé"
If apna found someone similar to his style, he could be the start of the next 'key and peele' type thing. Dude deserves a show of his own or something. I'd binge watch all day
Key and peele
Why was I always thinking it and now someone else finally said it?!?!
Superwog would be a good pairing perhaps
The J to the Apna
Dave cheppelle didn't need a partner!
the undertaker noise always has me dead🤣🤣
POV: When your girl chooses where to eat.
And brings no money with no intention to pay so even though the guy would pay for both he leaves her with the bill to teach pseudo feminists now that’s an apnaj skit
@@MillhouseSpeaks 💀💀💀💀💀
@@MillhouseSpeaks pressed.
"I'm thinking Dorsia"
@@SmileOrangeWillow "pressed." 🤓
_"Seven star Michelin chef"_ LMFAO
Tate be like 3 michelin is for brokies he goes to 7 star
“No, the dish is £4” was so unexpected idk why 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 i thought it would be like 1k
oh piss off
His accents are impeccable 👏👏
your killing it brother , loving the content nothing better than a spliff and a bit of ApnaJ
deep what you just said
haha yeah I just took a fat dab
Your heads gonna be fried off that weed did u know that your only way to stay happy is to smoke a spliff because your dopamine reward centre is now controlled off cannabis
That’s means to get feelings of happiness requires weed
Family day out smoke weed
Meal at restaurant smoke weed
Going to wedding smoke weed
Go shopping smoke weed
Can u see the pattern
You are a drug addict
@@endofd-d7c Lmao stop projecting, your life is fucked because of your own doing not because of weed. It only enhances what was there before so yeah learn some discipline
@@endofd-d7c You can use weed responsibly without being an addict, same goes for nicotine and alcohol
“We don’t have this one” took me out😂😭
bro had to pay with mortgage 💀
Chique de Nuggetre a la carte 👌
cartre*
"Don't breath don't breath ok I make the new bill" 🤣🤣 bruh
My G never disappoints 😂
Don't breathe... Don... I make the new bill 🤣😂😂😂
*Waiter* - Hawaiian water 200 pounds.
*Gary* - are u taking me for a biscuit
bro those goofy sfx have me dead
Bro you GOTTA do standup man you’d be a hit 😂😂😂😂😂
Mans told him don't breathe, I make new bill lmaooooo
premium oxygen 😂😂😂😂
“1 breath 9000 grand. You have done 100. 100 breath 9 grand 90 million”
9,000 x 100 = 900,000. This server shiesty as fuck😂😂😂
Fam brought oxygen from Saudi Arabia to England 😭😭
This is how inflation feels like I swear.
Very bad idea watching this while you have food in your mouth, I was really close spitting my food out when he said Is hawain from this planet, that was freaking hilarious 😂
Same hahaha
funniest sketch I've seen in ages, anywhere 🤣
"From lifting from the table to the mouth eyy" 😂
They've not even done a service there too 😂
this man never fails to miss
The Middle Eastern accent is sooooooo on point 😂😂
thought it was italian 😂😂😂😂
So far off wth u on about.
Bro really charging for air 💀💀💀
Premium Oxygen 🤣😂
He said don’t breathe 😂
Loool "don't bre-- i take the new bill, i take the new bill🗒✍🏾"
bruh the background music be hittin just right everytime
How you pay. Mortgage mortgage 😂😂😂
Our water comes from the finest springs of the Egyptian Nile. £700 for 1ml.
From an Egyptian, don't drink Nile water lol
@@EgyptianMuslim76 😂😂😂 I heard Egyptian water is terrible but why's it ACTUALLY that bad?
@@blackswordsman2988 Egyptian water is very bad, I'm not sure why though. If you're from a place with good water and drink Egyptian tap water, you will get sick and definitely vomit, I've seen it before.
But that's unrelated to this. You don't drink Nile water for the same reason you don't drink water from your local pond, it's not treated and it's contaminated. We drink filtered Nile water though.
@@EgyptianMuslim76 good explanation. What do you work as?
@@hhassan1217 Thank you. I'm currently studying computer science at University and am unemployed but looking for work. Why do you ask, brother?
🤣yow Bredda yuh always a find dem.
This guy is too fuccking funny why is not on a million. I'm so donnnnneeeeee🤣🤣🤣
Don’t breath I make the new bill 🤣🤣🤣🤣 crying
How are you outdoing yourself so consistently! Keep it up g!
At the end “ Don’t breathEdd don’t breathEdd okmi make the new bill looool
watching for ages always makes me laugh fr keep it up bro!
It's amazing because some restaurants can legitimately charge up to $650 a course. A place called Quay in Sydney Australia, with head chef Peter Gilmore, can charge you this much for example (Seriously, he does charge this much for one dessert) and you need to book well in advance. And you need to eat every course. Charged separately.
As for atmosphere, believe it or not the restaurant Vu de monde on it's site honestly brags a quality to eat there is that it is on the 55th floor of the Rialto. With a view of Australia, and name drops the Architect who built it. If you want to order food from Vue de monde and wonder if you can JUST get one course, well you can! And it'll remind you that you can and I shit you not. Add as much Caviar as you want!
I wonder how many aborigines your family has to kill to inherit such wealth in Australia, one can only imagine.
That’s just good old Sydney prices for you
I mean that is not for idiots with no money its for idiots WITH money!
after reading this, Totally not worth it.
Nice self promotion
This is genius. The laugh out loud came without warning many times. My thanks :D
I was waiting for my man to look for the cheapest meal on the menu😂. But the rest it absolutely true😂😭
how much creativity can one person have?!
Bro I live in saudi arabia, never knew oxygen here was so expensive 😂
Who else would pay for Apnaj version of Superwog. One of the best in the game.
Bro thanks for cheering me up man, every time life getting me down your new vid just cracks me up and lfid don't seem that bad.
Haha mortgage line got me haha
Lmao that Undertaker music
My mans humor is on a different lvl
“mortgage mortgage” 🤣🤣
This guy is too jokes fam
Bro cracks me up every time 😂
7 star Michelin chef 😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂 I'm dying here 😂😂😂😂
I can imagine Saudi arabian air being expensive. There's not much vegetation there so if you takin' that limited air, a million pounds for a breath is reasonable, at the very least. sorry apna J, but the case rests with the restaurant here.
I am from Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
But here is plenty of pure air
And lot of fruit and vegetables you can find here nearby
@@uzairmahmood658 Do people still get executed in public with a sword over there in Saudi Arabia till this day?
@@uzairmahmood658 لا تكذب عليهم 😂
"Chick du Nuggétré à la Cartré" xD
Man said mortgage 😄😄😄😄
Apna doesn’t miss, bruh should be at millions of subs
Big up Apna J for giving us the rugular laughs with the bossman !!
It’s always these unknown one-site restaurants too
man said don’t breathe 💀
Take a mortgage 😂😂
One of the best one’s yet!!!
Goated content!! 🙌🏾
And the transportation from the kitchen to the table to your mouthee 😂😂😂
These restaurant owners make mr.krabs look like a joke
so the breath just went from 9 grand to 1 million..!! they mad wild..!
Don’t breathe don’t breathe
I make the new bill
Hahaa
Bro your videos are so funny i pray an hope you blow up your videos mke me laugh . Keep it up my G
premium oxygen LMAO
Can't afford to breath these days 🤣🤣
Sounds like those weird twin guys in Dude Where's My Car?
Bruh u can cure depression no cap
u need ur own tv showww
Most underrated comedian, life is soo unfair, u should be up there with Kevin hart man
Do Mr Singh at salt bae restaurant and when he sees bill too
Sidemen Beta squad and apna J uploading in the same day.. It's a blessed day
Premium air from Saudi Arabia 😭😭😭
bro when he said "you look like me anyway " father like son ☠
Man still waiting for another bossman video
Its the "Enjoy!" at the end for me 🤣
This is your best video 😹😹
The ending with the WWE sound wrecked me 😂😂😂
The accent kills me 😂🤣😭
bro I love ur acting skills r on point asf 🤣🤣🤣 u nailed the accent too holy shit it doesn't even seem like its u 🤣😭
Apna J😂😂
Mans going Italian and that!🚀😂
I came back cause of Spider-Man. I knew I heard it here first sounded familiar
Thought u were gonna include Salt Bae in dis clip as soon as I saw that thumbnail 😂😂
Premium oxygen from Saudi Arabia 💀💀💀💀💀
The dramatic music man 😭😭
The way the waiter is standing is killing me 😂
Bro wherever you end up in life, please please please treat us to a new vid every so often . Fuxking quality 👌 👏
Looooool ApnaJ never misses!