When you finally go to a fancy restaurant...
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- You're paying for the experience they say...
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You're paying for the experience they say...
Hi
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Lol
lol 2
Guess what, i exist
“Reduced to a gas form to be consumed through your nose”
The chef needs a damn raise.
Yeah and how is this the first reply
@@nuttygranola3705 because you were the first one to reply 🤷♂️
@@the6kgdumbbell yeah but i mean look at the likes
@@nuttygranola3705 Yeah, Because some type of comments don't fit for becoming a community talking hub
@@the6kgdumbbell fair point
He should pay them with the sound of coins falling on the table
😂😂
I got the reference
@@meyer6891 what's the reference? We have this story in Arab folklore that has something like that, but I don't think that's what you are talking about
@@weamibrahim2146 I think it's precisely that one, about paying the smell of soup with the sound of money.
I think I read it on an anthology of "Wise Judge" stories
@@weamibrahim2146 @meyer6891 omg I acually went and found it, funny how someone made a reference to a folklore and people acually talk about it, I fell am in an acual town!
"hey theres a hair in my soup."
"Ah yes thats the Hair a La soup."
Why no replies this is hilarious XD
@@DeterminedBladeyoutube comments algorithm in a nutshell
😅😅😅😅
he called a single spaghetti noodle "spaghetto"
i can die happy now
Spa-ghetto. Thug pasta.
It should be called a spaghettus
(Singular-radius pl.-radii, etc)
@@alpha_2599 only in Latin.
Spaghetti is Italian tho, so It's singular form would indeed be spaghetto
@@lemonadeinmyveins9078 got it kind sir, i didn't know that
@Moe Ron wtf
As dehydrated sparking water, I can confirm I cost $10,000
Slavery all over again
Hmmm weird I only cost $8,000
Ah yes sparking water cause you light on fire
This is *NOT* Turkey approved 😡
I?
But the plating was so beautiful and conveyed the struggles humanity faces in our modern society 😭😭😭😭😭
😂
The struggles the 3rd world faces more like
Except even they have more calories than this in terms of pure carbs
No
Not that deep pal
@@gustavowollinger2725thats ✨️the joke✨️
One time, no joke, I went to a fancy restaurant and got ravioli for $30. There were three pieces of ravioli in that bowl. Three.
I know you made this comment a while ago but it reminded me of years ago taking my girlfriend (future wife) to a very nice restaurant and she's looking at the menu and says these prices are sky high. Me with a smug look on my face picks up the menu and says to her, yeah we're not eating here let's go. Haha
😮
@@PhillipArthur-yn2ldyou tell the best stories
One time I brought my wife for Valentine day to one extremely fancy restaurant. I paid £200 and our experience was rubbish, just small and terrible. I mostly eated bread. Even bread was extremely hard. At the end they forced us to pay additional £50 in tips. And yeah we bought and paid big bottle of white wine. Instead leaving bottle on table they just came and refill my glass one or two times and that's all. Never again.
…Was it good?
As some older food critics said about Nouvelle cuisine in the 80s: 'nothing on the plate and everything on the bill'
I’m convinced they charge so much because no one comes in .
Sadly I remember the 80's. Going out to dinner, and stopping of at McD's for a Big Mac meal afterwards 🤣.
😂
LOL
Wasn't the 80s this weird period where they would put so much mayonnaise in literally every dish ?
If someone says "trust me, this place is trendy", instead of "this place has good food" I'm not going-
It's easy to believe food is trending it's not easy to believe food is good lol
That's very smart of you
Id leave before the food would come
Why do you think restaurants start trending? Bathroom decor? Silly goose
@@5374seth they trend cuz they do good marketing and pay celebrities to eat there and promote themselves. Trending never meant quality or good
"All the Kardashians eat here"
The only thing that makes sense in this video
The waiter saw it coming 💀
I think he saw the future 😂
Unfortunately the waiter will not see the two fists flying straight into his nose after the disrespect.
He most def has had prev experience with so many customers running away😂
Every celebrity really needs a "The Menu" experience.
That's a bit harsh
😏🤏
Yep
I was wondering if anyone noticed the similarities
That’s the movie I thought of when I see this video 😂
Such a great movie
‘The less food you receive, the more expensive it will be’ - Sun Ztu
Bro wtf are f*cking saying that not what sun tzu said, I’ll appreciate it if you actually start respecting Chinese culture rather than making jokes of it. Idiot
You even spelled his name wrong💀
Ztu yeah right 你脑子他妈被驴踢了
The art of food
@@shadyvoid6731 I agree with his man, it’s spelt sun zoo
They have captured the farts of Wagyu cows to fight global warming.
Dry aged chicken feather:
Brings out ostrich feather
This is how most celebrities stays in shape.
"In Shape" is different from "Really Thin due to Starvation" xD
By sniffing their food???
@@mlokole254 by sniffing you
No they have personal chefs and trainers, this is bs
Joke goes over some people's head, i guess.
“All the Kardashians eat here”
Knew something was going down
The Kardashians, they are without honor.
*Worfpls*
Must burn the place down if they eat there.
He still leaves with a fat ass...
The Menu be like:
Not enough plastic, you need at least a melted water bottle as a side course
“Uh honey? Time to dine n’ dash!”
Well, more like just "dash", the food shined for its absence 😂
Lol that's why I don't like restaurant to expensive even if I will become rich still I will eat at McDonald's more food at low money
The other guy is that one friend who would just try anything, no matter what 🤣
“Dehydrated Sparkling Water” 😂😂
😂😂😂
Nice, a glass of CO2
Nothing but carbs 🤣
Har har har har
so it's just sparkles...
“Where’s my wagyu beef?”
“Gone, reduced to gas”
Dust was to much for you peasent
Reality is often disappointing
@@_melonman_ no, you are to your parents
@@USA_UNITED1776shut up you 5 year old
Lol love that reference to thanos
When I heard dehydrated water, I knew the game was on😅
Literally the plot of the menu
The wagyu beef reduced to a gas form to go through the nose was fucking priceless. Haven't stopped laughing
Legend has it he is still laughing
Lol
That wasn’t wagyu, that was a narcotic
It’s not priceless.
@@MinervaMinurvaaa it’s worth abt 24000
Next thing you know, you see that chicken nugget for $440
420.69
You saw it too...
Chicken nuggets reduced to two atoms
E
Finally, our signature dish: premium fried rice
Half a fried rice
That “ambuerguer” got me rollin’
Here Is the Bill reduced to air for eviromental help!!
I didnt know 5 course meal could be in the form of 5 stages of grief and insults
That's how you make a villain in modern day 😂😂😂
Fun fact: In Latvian, a stroke (damage to the brain from reduced blood flow) is called an insult (Insults). Taking "adding insult to injury" to a WHOLE another level.
@@BadlyDrawnJackI had an insult reading this
The dawn of grief
2,100th Like!
Pay this 24k.
We'll see about that
How hilarious🤣🤣
@@silverlining4444 fr
That be hilareous to see X'D
😂
@IamMoBo lets do this 😆
The creativity of the menu items 😂
This took the meaning "great things come in small packages."to a whole new level.
i love how the waiter was ready for his getaway
he gets that a lot
He sat that dude down SO FAST
*runner pulls out the slap stick* GUESS AGAIN MOTHER FU-
LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD
When you're willing to pay $10k for scraps but not pay your employees a living wage
Why, you think $10k is enough to pay a significantly raised salary to all employees? Positions aside, your comment is just dumb.
And probably, their restaurant bills are paid by the same company, that only gives a minimum wage to their employees
Paying 10k lets people know you're wealthy and have lots of money. Paying employees... Not so much.
Dharmann be like
Don't forget the 20% tip
"All the Kardashians eats here"
*Gets up and leaves*
"Reduced to a gas form to be consumed thru your nose" sent me ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You pay for the experience."
Yeah you pay for the experience of being broke.
I love that 😅😅😅
... afterwards
Scammed*
You pay for the experience of being scammed.
Don't even have to pay to experience that
lol don't forget a Tip! Even though they don't deserve one
his french accent is on point
No it isn’t
Not at all
I am french , and i will hunt you down !
Makes me want to ram a baguette up his omelette du fromage
Ikr
French accent = +500% revenue
I mean at least the waiter wasn't lying
He completely had me at *dehydrated sparkling water*
That was the cue to walk out xD
what's wrong?
"Dehydrated' literally
🗿‼️
A chef just breathed into a glass
As an Italian I can say that spaghetto is the singular of spaghetti
Edit: it works with most of singular words ending in -o.
Yeah its the same with Graffiti at least in German
Brainless and pointless comment
Same with biscotti and biscotto
I thought a Spaghetto was an Italian poverty neighborhood
sooo, is this like basic knowledge in italy?😅
I don't want the experience, i want the experience of food getting into my mouth.
Five yr old me in the kitchen making “fancy” meals:
This is a certified The Menu moment
Was looking for this one
@@quietkid7660samee :)
He should just clap loudly and demanded a burger.
Lmao
i would ask for a burgir
Give them a printed picture of 24000 dollar and call it the "essence of 24000 dollar"
Edit: Really wishing I could cash likes count from comments as real money right now🤣🤣🤣
Lol underrated comment
@@sreelathaailapuram2747 I CONCUR LOL 😂😂😂
Amazing
Very smart 😂
Surely underrated 🤣
“all the kardashians eat here” that makes sense
I can confirm he wasn't trying to dine and dash,he was trying to dash.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That spaghetto is from school
My buddy wants to take me to one of these multi course restaurants. I've told him I'll go so long as we stop for burgers on the way home because there's no way that 5 spoonfuls of food over the course of an hour is going to fill me up.
You would be surprised.
Five yr old me in the kitchen making “fancy” food:
I lost it at how fast that waiter yanked him back into his seat at the end 🤣
Because he was expecting it 🤣🤣🤣
Same😂😂😂
He's not losing that tip! 🤣
Past experience 😂
He was like “Where tf do you think you’re going?”
Can we just stop to appreciate how fast that waiter shoved him back down in the seat? 😂😂😂
He must be the regular waiter for the kardashiens
That's experience
Not the first time it happened for sure xD
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He must be used to costumers running away because of their "food"
All of those dishes aren’t even unrealistic for those places
They are so sweet, they do give you something to eat when they rob you.
"Dehydrated Sparkling Water" 💀
I just stopped working as a Head Waiter in a Fine Dinning restaurant and I liked the video as soon as I heard dehidrated sparkling water xD
The food my Nana makes tastes 1000000000000000000000000 times better and it doesn't cost thousands of dollars.
The worst crime: the waiter is only paid $2 an hour.
In fancy restaurants? You sure?
@@ItalianoDio-yes
@Ghost Laboratory
Waiter: “ 🤨 “
Me: “ imagine “
Waiter: “ 💸💸💸💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑 “
@@Tummyinnit Ehehe yeah lots of people think that. I work as a waiter myself, you get days were you make nothing in money. Worst part is when people pay with cards. Cause you’re taxed (different for each state in USA) for your tip. You’ll get them back in a year once your WW2 comes in. 💀
@@ItalianoDio- 100% sure, they survive on tips mostly. That’s if they don’t have to split tips. Which is a thing in most restaurants anymore. Meaning all tips go to all workers. It’s so other coworkers get their cut, stopping any pay wage gabs.
Cause workers can argue over that and be discouraged to do any other job. I’ve worked in restaurants for 7 years now, done all the jobs. If you dine out, directly tip your cook(s) / prep cooks. They deserve the tip the most. ;)
"All the Kardashians eat here" exactly why nobody should ever even consider going lol.
Dehydrated sparkling water ☠☠☠
The waiter has seen too many deserters to know when they gonna run 💀
794 like and no comment?
Ty man
😂😂😂😂😂 so true
*dessert*ers you mean?
@@martonczifra5500nah, he means deserters
The french accent just makes everything even better
"the taste of hamburger"
Keep up your content bro you’re the best actor in the world 😂 seriously bro
That waiter was ready when he tried to run 💀
I bet his seen it a couple of times😂😂😂😂
Exactly 😅😅😅
I ate at a high end restaurant before and I can tell you how disappointed I was. On my way home I stopped by at mcdonald’s for a real meal. I can say I was very satisfied
If you consider McDonald's real food, I pity you.
Edit: I could leave a McDonald's hamburger sitting out for years and It would last longer than these people who eat at McDonald's.
@@GiantDwarf-vr5zc Just about anything is a real meal when the alternative is almost literally what was shown in the video lmfao.
@@GiantDwarf-vr5zc It is though so idk what you're talking about
@@GiantDwarf-vr5zc Atleast it's actually filling. I'll be damned if I pay for $120 meal in A restaurant and still ended up as hungry as I was before eating it.
That chicken feather salad😅😅😅😅😅
"Fancy" has always been the wrong word.
This short was the inspiration for The Menu and NO ONE can tell me otherwise
You could tell this wasn't the waiter's first rodeo
The waiter was so quick to react that I think this wasn't the first time this happened
finally a smart comment👍
waiter knows everyone runs
🤣😂
I came for this comment 😅😂
The french accent makes it so much better
I thought a spaghetto was where poor italians lived
As an egyptian I can confirm nile river has amazing soup
Nile rIVEr
@@tezarn ye
The Pharoah makes it with extra protein
The Thutmose III makes it with a secret flavor 👍
fr
Can we appreciate the fact that this man went to a fancy restaurant and paid 24k just to make a video for his fans?
It’s a green screen and a joke idiot
@@darealepikblox r/woosh
He really cares about his audience!! 🤩❤💖
Lol he didn't actually go to a restaurant, this is an edited video. You can even notice the server looks exactly like him but with a mustache because it's A JOKE.
I can't believe you thought this was real
@@watlehbillidijedhik r/woooooooosh
Meanwhile that one Chinese spot in the hood giving you an entire meal for a family of 8 for 20 bucks
Yum five star review guarantee 😂
Servant is trained to catch 'dine & dashers' 😂
Underrated comment.😂
lol
Would be accurate if they actually had something to eat. 😅
@@Sam-pv1hzsit & dashers?
He was as disappointed as my parents are with me 💀
oh im sorry
💀
*of, never with
@Matias Su If you're just talking about the person it's literally "disappointed with" lol the OP wrote it correctly
@@actualcat1409 It was a joke about OP's parents not being "with" them...
"Im You but Singular"
"A Spaghetto?" "Ew"
The waiter said "hamburger" exactly like brooklyn t guy, they say "ambargars"
now imagine a a homeless man receives $10 000 dollars and decided that he wants to treat himself to a fancy feast and this shit happened
These are fighting words!
Shots fired 😅
damn. just damn.
Well that would explain why they are homeless
As opposed to treating himself to a kilo of meth.
The white chocolate raspberry cheesecake foam sounds tasty without the foam.
"the taste of hähmbéyrghyær"
The friend who is super into it is so accurate 🤣
So true
yup typically a female lol
@@LKS-M9323 woman moment
Movie "The Menu" in a nutshell
Was looking for this comment
@@FirEBeastsame
No, they had actual food at some point.
That pull was personal
😂
"Dehydrated sparkling water"
More like Afrika to me🗿
This guy ate air, water, a bird feather, a few herbs and two drops of sauce, 1/500 of spaghetti and a pile of foam.
you forgot the other air
@@Andyli-fk9sz Not normal air *Wagyu air*
😂
He made a joke, but that is exactly how those restaurants work. I know a chef that worked in some of them.
How to charge more? Describe the food like if you had to write an essay with a minimum word count.
Just watched Diamonds are Forever and the whole ending sequence with the food bomb took minutes to go through and it was a bomb joke.
Not really. Some are, but in most of them you get a LOT of food. Trust me, you're not getting out hungry. The describing is kinda true though, but everywhere 🤣
@Luffi98 there is no food shortage,it is that they are asking for ridiculous prices for something that isn't worth that price
@@LarishaWhite after the pandemic year it was in 2020. So people get fire almost in every industry and one of that is restaurant and hotel.
And surprising enough when pandemic ended many ex-chef open street food vendor in my area of living. And damn the food is soo good but also cheaper.
So yeah sometimes this fancy restaurant is over price.
Reality though, you only pay for the luxury and their services as expected from these fancy restaurants. If you want to walk out full belly there are other services for that.
I am at work and I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
If anyone I ever dated took me to a place like this best believe we’re breaking up and I’m pulling the bathroom trick halfway through.
you got no sense of humor
@@altumurnemtzra2026 the sense of humor is when your date disappears and you're left to foot the $24k bill by yourself 😁
@@altumurnemtzra2026that sentence in this context is absolute irony in of itself.
r/whoosh
no need for tricking ppl when not needed
@@altumurnemtzra2026 sounds familiar
The horseman of famine’s restaurant.
right? that's what I thought too.
Just before they introduced CHOW
🤣 I could actually see there being a high end restaurant with the name Famine lol
Top of the Sixes, where the cuisine is entirely "Nouvelle"
You bet Gaiman and Pratchett once went to a place like this and decided to roast the hell out of it
😂😂😂😂
This sort of reminds me of A date with Markiplier… only a sniff of the food.😂😂
Here is your payment invisible luxurious moneh
a lot of this fancy restaurants give the food equivalent of emperor's new clothes
And those rich assholes tell us how to vote, live and work.
Or "the menu" movie.
Good comparison!
unrelated to the video but Emperor's New clothes will always remind me of my disastrous play during elementary school in which I got stage fright. Funny comment btw
The voice for the waiter fits so well- 😂
The way he said hamburger 💀😭
Massimo Bottura is a Modernist chef in Italy that caused quite a bit of outrage with his dish Six Tortellini Walking on Broth. The point of the dish was because there are only six, it forces the patron to take their time and truly savor the work. He’s actually a very cool and interesting guy that cares about food, hence why he makes sure his dishes really make the costumer focus on what is being served. He also nearly single handed saved the parmigiano reggiano industry after a natural disaster destroyed many of the wheels and publishes his recipes for others to recreate if they do not have access otherwise!
I love the way he talks, it's like he has experience of being a waiter at a super fancy restaurant.
Maybe he does
The menu (movie) makes totally sense and it should 100% be a real thing.
I agree. Get a bunch of leftist hypocrites (just like the movie no acting required because they were just being themselves) together and watch them turn on each other like they always do lol 😂
The Asian hostess is my Queen, she made everyone eat shit looooool
The waiter is 100% used to it 💀
The time when Money are heavier than the food