4 or 5 years ago, i legit laughed so hard when the story line just went *"CARDI IS SENTENCE TO DIE INFRONT OF HIS WIFE, HE GOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AND THEN DIED AGAIN! BUT THIS TIME INFRONT OF HIS CHILDREN!"* And today im still laughing at it today
1:32 Meanwhile, The Angry Birds break out of prison, but then break back into prison, *_TO MURDER ALL THE GUARDS!!!_* AND THEN BREAK OUT OF PRISON AGAIN. *_UuUUuHHuhUhhHhhHHh_* (dies)
He arrives in the present’s past. But can’t convince himself not to go back in time. He shoots his past self, which kills himself, as well as all the other Cardis from the other dimensions. Patty bears Proker’s son. THE UNHOLY FUSION OF *BIRD AND SWINE.* And they lived happily ever after, the end
Saaaame, I saw this vid years ago and I added it to my collection of the videos that blow my mind of how good it is. I came back and got chocked at its greatness again
Uhhhhh I liked the joke? Yes definitely but idk it's.....SO GODDAM CONFUSING when theirs time traveling and the killing and the, rest but yes I liked the joke.
And then the wife goes back in time to stop him from going back in time to stop him from going back in time. And then the gang goes back in time to stop her from going back in time to stop him from going back in time to stop him from going back in time.
Well, the actual plot is this. First, the pigs steal the eggs and the birds get them back. Then they try to switch the real one with fakes. Then they hide in the jungle after stealing their eggs again, but the birds get them back thanks to Hal. (The boomerang bird.) The pigs then try to capture the birds before stealing the eggs so the birds won't attack them. But Terrence (the fat bird), comes in and frees them, and get their eggs back again. These were shown in the stages' cutscenes, and that was just the tip of the iceberg. With research, you could actually make a REAL Angry Birds in 3 minutes, if you also included Bad Piggies' levels with the pigs trying to sneak away with the eggs at night. Plus the other things I didn't mention. You're welcome.
the story isnt really that complicated, its just the character you play in the first mission gets ripped apart by that robot, and when he is in the hospital he is nearly dying so they try to do the dni things on him but that doesnt work so taylor tries to help you by sharing his mind with you, and then you die and you dream alot.
Oh, so your just gonna gloss over the final game, Angey Birds Anarchy, which was the best one and the thrilling conclusion! You know, the one where without Cardi, the Wings of Anger descend into chaos and civil war, threatening the safety of the island, so the original Angry Birds have to bring Cardi back to life so he can restore order, but then instead of saving the island he goes back in time once more to before Porker was born and does his mother out of spite, realising that he was was Porkers father all along. Then we got the damn cliffhanger we’ve been waiting 256 years to be resolved! Like come on Rovio, just tell me how the story ends!
Ok then , So there is this kid called Phil Eggtree and he escapes school x3 and then he dies and then 2,3 and 4 was a dream and then he meets an alien kills another alien and then (Smiley x Phil or Smil/Piley) they go back to school ailen has taken over the school then alien sorta gives up. All in one sentence.
“Are you telling me that this video is more accurate to angry birds then the movie?”
“Yes and I’m sick of pretending it isn’t”
2:44 the only solution is to go back in time,BEFORE he went back in time,and stop himself FROM GOING BACK IN TIME!!!!
Make sense
Big brain
The only solution is to go back in time to when Porker was born and kill porker BEFORE HE KILLED FALCON
*FROM GOING BACK IN TIME*
4 or 5 years ago, i legit laughed so hard when the story line just went *"CARDI IS SENTENCE TO DIE INFRONT OF HIS WIFE, HE GOT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE AND THEN DIED AGAIN! BUT THIS TIME INFRONT OF HIS CHILDREN!"* And today im still laughing at it today
Not the children! 😭
Willam Afton coming back and dying be like
I'll never look at the game in the same way again...
+Kirby Fullmer why am I seeing this comment a second time
+_mario_yoshi 500 Yes it is.
+_mario_yoshi 500 it's a joke
+_mario_yoshi 500 I did
+_mario_yoshi 500 you are not exactly one to talk
The Angry Birds Movie 2 looks great
Yeah
I agree but the actual movie lol
Its out
No need for the Zeta nonsense
Daniel Attrell no it’s a remaster
1:32
Meanwhile, The Angry Birds break out of prison, but then break back into prison, *_TO MURDER ALL THE GUARDS!!!_* AND THEN BREAK OUT OF PRISON AGAIN.
*_UuUUuHHuhUhhHhhHHh_*
(dies)
KEVIN
2:43
GOING BACK IN TIME
Roblox Prison life in a nutshell
Underated
@@Unorite true😂😂😂
This was actually pretty close to the plot of the movie.
WasabiKitKat heh
WasabiKitKat Ikr so much like the movie!
Yeah, it really was lol.
Kevin looks like leonard
Yeah, except for no rickrolls, and it was NOT an anime.
"Cardi realized that he has to go back in time before he went back in time to stop himself FROM GOING BACK IN TIME"
+xP3RF3CT0x yeah yeah we know
hey found porker porking his wife
Nano64 HE SHOOTS HIMSELF WHICH KILLS HIMSELF AND ALL THE OTHER CARDIS.
Science is confusing
You bet
This is totally what happened in the game
Terence i mean cardi was married
@@Obesebirdd No it was Red
I *wish*
@@codelerias his name (In the Universe) is Cardi Red Feather
@@omnisystem6030 I know that, I was saying that Red is Cardi. Terence isn't in this
I never realized that angry birds had such a long storyline
BranTheBandit Not to mention it has intricate and convoluted plots that involve conspiracy, revenge, and time travel
Really i thing is only for fun
this is going to change the movie immensely
What if it already did but someone went back in time to try to stop it
David Fonseca then someone would go back in time before that person went back in time and stop them
yeah pretty much
I'd hate to see a pg version of this.
GPS
2:43 Cardi realizes the only solution is to go back in time before he went back in time and stop himself *FROM GOING BACK IN TIME!*
My new favorite anime.
0:32 *N A N I*
Angry Birds: The Anime
The best anime of 2021
It sure is up there
This is a not anime...
This is weird:-(
This is the best thing I've ever seen
Kate Shaw yee
absolutly
Mod Kat
Mod Kate ya
ikr
I love how this dude had to make a whole story up to fill the 3 minute mark
2:43
Cardi realizes the only solution, is to go back in time BEFORE he went back in time and stop himself
*_F R O M G O I N G B A C K I N T I M E_*
KEVIN
Time travel's a bitch
He arrives in the present’s past. But can’t convince himself not to go back in time. He shoots his past self, which kills himself, as well as all the other Cardis from the other dimensions. Patty bears Proker’s son. THE UNHOLY FUSION OF *BIRD AND SWINE.*
And they lived happily ever after, the end
(Jumps off cliff)
"THE UNHOLY FUSION OF BIRD AND SWINE!"
And...... They all lived happily ever after. *THE END* !
KEVIN
The end
Until the SEQUEL ANGRY BIRDZ 2 FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF YOUR SOUL
AND BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR HALF LIFE 3: THE CARD GAME COMING OUT 20019
EVERYONE IS DEAD! And they live happily ever after, the end
2:00 impressive alliteration my two-armed, one-faced friend
hmm i have a feeling that after the frist few seconds he just made everything up :P
Tarek Chamas just a pinch
NotARobot pointing out that someone is being a #### is also being a #### so perhaps we should not hate on hate ok?
nah i think its legit XD
Tarek Chamas ya think
Tarek Chamas he did
holy shit that was the best thing ive seen in a while. good job 😂
+robt knowles hahaha no.
I agree this is the best
R
Alex Mods dynysweqqw
1:35 But wait a minute... you can't break back into prison... THIS IS WHY THE TIME MACHINE FALTERED
But the worse part is that Cardi saw Porker Porking Patty
@@omnisystem6030 REPEATEDLY
Then Cardi and Porker fight!
I dare you to do the entire storyline for Minecraft in 3 minutes.
There isn't a storyline in Minecraft, genius...
+PicaPicaPica1999 There's no actual timeline for angry birds but they still did it
+PicaPicaPica1999 Its a joke guineas or ever heard of mine craft story mode?
Fuck around and kill a dragon
PicaPicaPica1999 It's a joke.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Lol
agreed
OOOOLLLLLLLLD!!! Be original!
Totally
Most. Original. Comment. 'Ver #VeredVERVERVERVER
Love the Rick and Morty logic at the end lol 😂
2:48 thats you when you desperately tried to find an idea for the story but you reject every idea you had🤣
0:01 to 0:22 what actually happened
0:23 and till the end. I want it to be a movie.
Porker's porking of patty produced a pregnancy
omg this is gold
I fucking loved the jokes. Especially the voices
nonononononnnnnnoooonono
aranaedgardo me too
Juan Cruz
I'll give you a real challenge,
Kingdom, fucking, hearts.
Do that in 3 minutes and I'm impressed.
Yeah! XD
how about its ancestor?
Final Fabtasy?
+zhan calvin lol ancestor XD
Hey they did metal gear solid
Xenoblade Chronicles. 3 minutes. Good luck.
This is the single greatest thing that has ever been made in all of recorded cosmic history.
How did you find the hidden lore?!
Donald Trump Secret notes. Unlocked after beating the final boss, on hardest difficulty.
Rachetix because trump is illuminati
Btw angry birds isn’t complete yet
*Hears the narrator say Kevin* Wait, Porker Bacon, Kevin... Oh.
glad I'm not the only one who got it
TheUnknownBlock I don't
Kevin Bacon.
k
Don't get it
Doctor: you have 3:33 minutes to live
Me:I can go to hell now
1. FAVORITE PART: 2:45
omg i got a notification for this comment and wow.
william052007 mine too
Lol
william052007 he has to GO back in time BEFORE he went back in time, to stop himself FROM GOING BACK IN TIME!!
Right
IS TO GO BACK IN TIME BEFORE HE WENT BACK IN TIME, AND STOP HIMSELF *F R O M G O I N G B A C K I N T I M E!!*
Damn, this would be a better movie than the actual movie
If Angry birds becomes public domain, then maybe someone can turn this into a real R Rated animated movie
This is one of my favorite videos of all time
Saaaame, I saw this vid years ago and I added it to my collection of the videos that blow my mind of how good it is. I came back and got chocked at its greatness again
That was so freaking acurate.
That was so freaking accurate.
That was so freaking accurate.
That was so freaking accurate
That was so freaking accurate.
Andrew Haseth that was so freaking acurate
2:49 when you’re math question is impossible
😂 LOL XD
Me in a nutshell
When u end up doing ur algebra question with the wrong formula
0:29 Is when the real story begins
My friend ask the teacher to play this and we got banded from watching vids in class
Worth it
Lol
That’s halarious and kinda sad at the same time, I bet it’s completely not what the teacher expected 😏
This, uh, this was just you guys doing whatever popped into your head for three minutes, wasn't it? This was your improv special?
that's why this one is the best
Excactly
thats why it entertaining
Jacob Gordillo 7kkmnnmm
X8ikkujuoikkk
ppppor wtf why dos a pig take a birds wife pigs eat birds man
HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH ALL THIS!?!?!
2:49 the face u have when u ace a math test
GLADOS Gaming if you ace a math test why would you be mad
Emmanuel Martinez u are like "FUCK YEAH!!!"
GLADOS Gaming still doesn't make sense if you aced a math test you would be happy not angry
Emmanuel Martinez fuck u dipshit
why are you getting mad just think before you speak cause what you said doesn't make sense
2:30 this aged well
I find myself coming back to this.
I like how A FUKING MOVIE WAS MADE OF THIS
No cussing😠
@@davidvadlir3358 I am sory good lord🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️😕😰😱😱😱😱😭
Finally! I knew there was a much deeper plot to Angry Birds. Thank you for summing it all up!
This is the best voice of this channel.....😉😉
The very best
"Porker Porking Patty"
First of all: thats sexual
And second of all: Thats a mouthfull
All the points made there could be seen by anyone actually watching the video
Austin Maxis Pretty Much
+Hassan Mohamed I bet patty ate a mouthfull...
i agree to you this is a really weird and they're pretty a lot of weird things and. you know.
Ima report😐
The best story line I've ever watched in 3 minutes!
THE ONLY SOULIUTION IS TO GO BACK IN TIME AND BEFORE GOING IN TIME STOPING HIMSELF FROM GOING BACK IN TIME!?!?!?!.
I rate this a 10/10 scene
I want this in a game
To be a real game
Same XD
The only solution was to go back in time, BEFORE he went back in time, to stop himself from GOING BACK IN TIME!
I just realized that the angry birds storyline is just 10 seconds long...
*Oh well*
Oh well
Unless if you’re talking about the movie
Yeah until an space time continum rift that sends them to space to kill the pigs in space and they get kidnaped to rio
kingdom hearts storyline in 3 minutes
That would be impressive
That would be impossible
NOPE
oh heck yes please
Black Ops 3 storyline in 3 minutes >:D
Like for the UNHOLY FUSION OF BIRD AND SWINE!
John and they lived happily ever after.
Thats how bird flu was made.
wow man, how original
I thought angry birds was just circles with no legs.
Greenie! :D lmao
This video was just made up before they said the first part of the story they also made up the names too
Bro watch the movie
0:30 THE REAL STORY XD
Do entire storyline for Infamous plzz
HELL YES!!!
YESSS
Yes
YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yesssssssssss
Sniper Elite in 3 Minutes please
Wait, what?
yeah a lot, i feel like he stole some movie plot
Alessio Lighterbolt Lis Pretty much, yes.
same here
Uhhhhh I liked the joke? Yes definitely but idk it's.....SO GODDAM CONFUSING when theirs time traveling and the killing and the, rest but yes I liked the joke.
I just don't know man. I wish I did though.
I think we all would've found the angry birds movie MUCH more entertaining if this were the story :P
And then the wife goes back in time to stop him from going back in time to stop him from going back in time.
And then the gang goes back in time to stop her from going back in time to stop him from going back in time to stop him from going back in time.
Well, the actual plot is this.
First, the pigs steal the eggs and the birds get them back.
Then they try to switch the real one with fakes.
Then they hide in the jungle after stealing their eggs again, but the birds get them back thanks to Hal. (The boomerang bird.)
The pigs then try to capture the birds before stealing the eggs so the birds won't attack them. But Terrence (the fat bird), comes in and frees them, and get their eggs back again.
These were shown in the stages' cutscenes, and that was just the tip of the iceberg. With research, you could actually make a REAL Angry Birds in 3 minutes, if you also included Bad Piggies' levels with the pigs trying to sneak away with the eggs at night. Plus the other things I didn't mention.
You're welcome.
gg
True...
did you see the movie angry bird yet
+Nathanael Raynard Yeah, I did.
Nah, this video was much better without that
I think Kevin is ultimately the standout character in ALL of this.
This is one of, if not, THE best cartoon on the Internet.
It should be angry birds in 23 seconds
So many 8 year olds thinking this is real
+Jian Samantila shut up 8 year old
Is this FNAF bruh
+Jian Samantila Yup.
No it's not.. And your the one here who has a FNAF profile picture
+Jian Samantila I know. That was Sarcastic Because of Fnaf Stereotypes.
This is easily the best video you've made BY FAR.
2:42 BEST PART OMG
CARDI REALIZES IS THAT THE ONLY SOLUTION IS TO GO BACK IN TIME BEFORE HE WENT BACK I TIME AND STOP HIMSELF FROM GOING BACK IN TIME!!!!!!
Turkey moment🦃
This video still holds up to this day, I’m glad to still be an angry birds fan since 2008
It came out in 2009
This is the best fan fiction ever. Or At least in my top 5
did you just reveal the call of duty infinite warfare campaign?
Yes they did
illuminati confirmed
please make illuminati entire story line in 3 minutes
air horn sound
illuminati confirmed
please make illuminati entire story line in 3 minutes
Honestly, that was the most INACCURATE story of the angry birds but it was EPICLY AWSOME! XD
This is the most accurate one I've seen.
can we just find out what the backround music is? around 0:30?
also
Ballerina Manstrength? 😂
This is... *beautiful*
Still less complicated than the COD:BO
XD
COD:BO 3 ? cuz after me seeying someone play the whole game i still dont get it
+blutomas The connection is that they mention Menendez (BO 2 antagonist) once and that's pretty much the connection
once *sigh* well s**t
the story isnt really that complicated, its just the character you play in the first mission gets ripped apart by that robot, and when he is in the hospital he is nearly dying so they try to do the dni things on him but that doesnt work so taylor tries to help you by sharing his mind with you, and then you die and you dream alot.
Commenter CHALLENGE: How many P's were used in this video?
Your Mom
master kim04 l
for real idk it was too much P's
How about the letter O's? ;3
Blizzard Husky what about letter C
THE UNHOLY FUSION OF BIRD AND SWINE!
and then they lived happily ever after.
I'm dying. Perfect 1 am video
"PORKER PORKING PATTY!" 👏😂
Porker's Porking of patty produced pregnancy.
Try saying that fast five times. I'll wait.
Pong entire storyline in 3 minutes!
😂😂
😂😂😂
Lol
Link the fancy Squirtle
Do you happen to know the stylish mudkip?
there's actually a Tetris with a story mode
Oh, so your just gonna gloss over the final game, Angey Birds Anarchy, which was the best one and the thrilling conclusion!
You know, the one where without Cardi, the Wings of Anger descend into chaos and civil war, threatening the safety of the island, so the original Angry Birds have to bring Cardi back to life so he can restore order, but then instead of saving the island he goes back in time once more to before Porker was born and does his mother out of spite, realising that he was was Porkers father all along. Then we got the damn cliffhanger we’ve been waiting 256 years to be resolved! Like come on Rovio, just tell me how the story ends!
1:42 PORKER PORKING PATTY 😂
This is the best videogame story ever.
If this was the plot for the angry birds movie. It would’ve been the best animated movie of the 2010s destroying the box office.
Wait, if Carty killed himself, wouldn't he in turn not exist, causing the child to never be born?
*Cardi
(Can't edit on phone)
actually, he only killed the version of himself that's about to time travel so... yeah
Regular story. Me: ZZZzzz... This story. Me: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm going to be honest, this might be the best video on UA-cam
2:48 ur ace on a math test
theo player
GOING BACK IN TIME
This is an Angry Birds video, with a troll face, made in 2016...
I randomly remembered this video at 3 am.
Angry Birds 2: The Movie rated M for Mature
You should make an entire story of riddle school
HELL YES
I highly agree!
yep
Ok then , So there is this kid called Phil Eggtree and he escapes school x3
and then he dies and then 2,3 and 4 was a dream and then he meets an alien kills another alien and then (Smiley x Phil or Smil/Piley) they go back to school ailen has taken over the school then alien sorta gives up. All in one sentence.
This gem is over 5 years old. Wow.
Time flies huh? Loved this video; just remember it existed and laughed even harder than I did before.
Just got the Kevin bacon joke rofl!
This is what the Angry Birds Movie should be like.
Best 3 minutes of my life
*Happily ever after.*