[Audio RP] - Taking In A Homeless Neko Thief

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  • @dumcxtt2869
    @dumcxtt2869 4 роки тому +1175

    *Neko steals phone*
    Me: WAIT, my dog pictures

  • @charlottenguyen
    @charlottenguyen 4 роки тому +584

    him : i’m half cat
    me : **nosebleed**

    • @Whispy_Wisteria
      @Whispy_Wisteria 4 роки тому +13

      Are you cheating on Elly...?

    • @707-p8h
      @707-p8h 4 роки тому +9

      Elly is still my queen >:(

    • @henry2.053
      @henry2.053 4 роки тому +8

      @@707-p8h dont let Jumin find out😂😂

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 роки тому +3

      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeck......... my heart........ can't.... take this.... cuteness.......
      RIP💀💀💀💀💀💀 may i rest in peace. ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

    • @TBKLumine
      @TBKLumine 3 роки тому

      @@COYCRIES No you may not :p

  • @TanjiroKamado-dn4dd
    @TanjiroKamado-dn4dd 4 роки тому +851

    Him: *starts running*
    Me: NOO!! My 12,000 coins on webcomics!!!!
    This is why there's PE in school guys, and y'all said it was unnecessary
    LIFE LESSON.....

    • @darklordoftheuniverse7803
      @darklordoftheuniverse7803 4 роки тому +19

      PE is all i ever do 😂

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому +33

      XD who needs P.E. when you have a ....
      Can of tuna or gun

    • @AA-oe2ut
      @AA-oe2ut 4 роки тому +6

      OMG SAME LOL

    • @seiyarules
      @seiyarules 4 роки тому +5

      *me who's spirit animal is a cat*
      Jokes on you I have a boost of speed

    • @iimrpumpkin_1
      @iimrpumpkin_1 4 роки тому +3

      As much fun it could be as a child, when you grew up...
      It’s. HELL.

  • @nigiharuhito
    @nigiharuhito 4 роки тому +853

    him: *stars running*
    me: wait- my yaoi pics..

  • @WarriorGirl201
    @WarriorGirl201 4 роки тому +725

    He looks suspicious.... suspiciously cute ❤😁

  • @ruyeon8640
    @ruyeon8640 4 роки тому +626

    him: why are you being nice?..
    me:
    1. you are so friken adorable
    2. your voice is sO charMInG
    3. i actually feel so bad-
    4. you look like you're turning into an ice cube
    would you like me to continue?--

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому +12

      Idk about him but please continue

    • @bluesan5379
      @bluesan5379 4 роки тому +22

      "ice cube"
      me: *chokes* WHAT

    • @ruyeon8640
      @ruyeon8640 4 роки тому +11

      @@bluesan5379 i'll leave it to your imagination

    • @helldemonwolf5393
      @helldemonwolf5393 4 роки тому +5

      Facts he so cute i wuv him

    • @yss3713
      @yss3713 4 роки тому +3

      Those r facts

  • @libbybird5453
    @libbybird5453 4 роки тому +333

    *starts running away*
    The only thing I could connect it to:
    I’m speed sanic speed

  • @simpbitch5627
    @simpbitch5627 4 роки тому +436

    "Can I have u phone" looks at your phone and sees asmr stuff all on your phone "ummm never mind you can keep it"

    • @weepyashes5160
      @weepyashes5160 4 роки тому +8

      Todoroki just give him your dads credit card we won't mind 😏

    • @Ezrx7
      @Ezrx7 4 роки тому +6

      Hai todo

    • @simpbitch5627
      @simpbitch5627 4 роки тому +4

      @@weepyashes5160 OK I will

    • @simpbitch5627
      @simpbitch5627 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ezrx7 hey midoriya how are u

    • @janinacicenene3859
      @janinacicenene3859 3 роки тому

      Hhhmmm reading this after 9 months is weird

  • @ghostleaf2073
    @ghostleaf2073 4 роки тому +249

    He may have stolen my phone, but, by golly he stole my heart too!

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 роки тому +1

      My heart is stolen by this bean❤️

    • @windy_tiktok9593
      @windy_tiktok9593 3 роки тому

      Yo!!!! Savage 👁👄👁

  • @helldemonwolf5393
    @helldemonwolf5393 4 роки тому +83

    His nya is so cute and i blushed so much in rl

  • @daisy_moo7879
    @daisy_moo7879 4 роки тому +58

    “Hm? Oh.. your talking to me...”
    **My social anxiety: nO**

  • @alastorcarlson5207
    @alastorcarlson5207 4 роки тому +447

    I'm mute IRL becuase of bulling and some home abuse so this always makes me fell speciel

    • @RenNyaVA
      @RenNyaVA  4 роки тому +121

      I'm sorry to hear that. I hope life gets better for you!

    • @alastorcarlson5207
      @alastorcarlson5207 4 роки тому +67

      @@RenNyaVA you just made it a lot better thanks, thers a huge miss consuption I havn spocken a word in like four years exept when I'm alone even then it's a hum I can't seem to bring Myself to talk.

    • @RenNyaVA
      @RenNyaVA  4 роки тому +60

      @@alastorcarlson5207 That's perfectly fine. You do what you want. Have a nice day!

    • @alastorcarlson5207
      @alastorcarlson5207 4 роки тому +41

      @@RenNyaVA You too! (I was crying I was so happy)

    • @Kelly-oq7kz
      @Kelly-oq7kz 4 роки тому +15

      @@alastorcarlson5207 I hope that things get better for you. I wish I could help in some way. But whatever happens know that you are special and your own person. I wish you all the best. ❤️ If you are reading this here is a huge hug 😊

  • @asmabegummunni8501
    @asmabegummunni8501 4 роки тому +295

    Him: *runs away with ma phone gets behind a wall*
    Me: *beside him* you done talking? :3 oh great! Now just give it baaack.. *takes it*

  • @Olivia-kp4mw
    @Olivia-kp4mw 4 роки тому +136

    Best boi bakery.
    Need I say more?

  • @skxtches5646
    @skxtches5646 4 роки тому +658

    Neko: steals my phone
    Me: WAIT I STILL HAVEN'T DELETED MY BROWSER HISTORYYYYY--

  • @TheGaterr
    @TheGaterr 4 роки тому +60

    What he says: You're inviting me to your home?
    Auto subtitles: You're fighting meteor home?

  • @azazel7548
    @azazel7548 4 роки тому +171

    Him: starts running
    Me: oh no my hentai

  • @rebeccadietz1466
    @rebeccadietz1466 4 роки тому +188

    My inner cat person is screaming at me to start making new cat café recipies!!! I make a purrfect catnip tea!

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому +6

      Ahh dog-gone it

    • @maxwithnosocks7233
      @maxwithnosocks7233 4 роки тому +4

      I thought your name said- monokuma I was like SHIT HES HERE

    • @seiyarules
      @seiyarules 4 роки тому +1

      My inner cat is sleeping rn

  • @Kelly-oq7kz
    @Kelly-oq7kz 4 роки тому +109

    When he started talking about opening a bakery my mind just started exploding with ideas. 😆😅

  • @blossom4327
    @blossom4327 4 роки тому +138

    Him : can I see your phone?
    Me : haha.. sure
    *deletes Yagami Patreon*
    Here you go

    • @rina6539
      @rina6539 4 роки тому +17

      *Cries in poor*

    • @lilanebano7400
      @lilanebano7400 3 роки тому +5

      @@rina6539 you can listen to pat audios on soundcloud you didn't hear this form me bye

    • @File4Code.x
      @File4Code.x 3 роки тому +3

      lucky🍀 I'm broke ;-;

    • @franbowstherapycenter9319
      @franbowstherapycenter9319 3 роки тому +3

      Cries in poor

    • @LittleMissLatvia1
      @LittleMissLatvia1 2 роки тому +5

      Not Yagami 😭 take my left leg, my kidney, anything just don't take my asmr goodness

  • @Mr.kims.housemaid
    @Mr.kims.housemaid 4 роки тому +53

    Him: Runs away with my phone 🏃🏾💨
    Me: Just stands there wondering why he ran away😐😐

    • @user-ek3gp9en6i
      @user-ek3gp9en6i 4 роки тому +7

      I thought: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

    • @Blank-k2t
      @Blank-k2t 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-ek3gp9en6i LMFAOOO

    • @thisiscoffee4085
      @thisiscoffee4085 3 роки тому +1

      I was just like “OK YOU CAN HAVE IT”

  • @moonxbeam6815
    @moonxbeam6815 4 роки тому +46

    I fell in love with the laugh! It was so cute! Thinking about a part 2? 😸

  • @plaguedctr-0493
    @plaguedctr-0493 4 роки тому +150

    Him: *starts running*
    Me: "WRYYYYYYYYY
    ZA WARDO......"
    "ROAD DA ROLLA DA"

  • @babyboo8872
    @babyboo8872 4 роки тому +59

    "How your doing?"
    *Bad just got diagnosed with depression*
    *"Great!!"*

    • @fieldtrip9649
      @fieldtrip9649 4 роки тому +9

      My multiple personalities talking to each other

    • @janinacicenene3859
      @janinacicenene3859 3 роки тому +1

      @@fieldtrip9649 yeah I can agree i have like 274 personalities

  • @chillyn__
    @chillyn__ 4 роки тому +72

    I SWEAR TO GOD let me explain . Sometimes I like to talk before the person who is listening “ says “ something and when he said “ it’s 4 am “, “ from your apartment “ and “ what do I mean?“I LOST MY MIND

  • @atsushibucktick
    @atsushibucktick 4 роки тому +19

    him: *starts running*
    wait my pictures of mammon

  • @justineevanglista1905
    @justineevanglista1905 4 роки тому +105

    I don't think the lil' bean would like what I'm about to say... but... HE'S SO ADORABLE ANF CUTE... if only nekos exist, I would just take em all in and give them all the love they deserve! 😍😍😂😂😊😊
    I hope that there's a part 2!😂😅😅

    • @s.kristin3631
      @s.kristin3631 4 роки тому +1

      I knowwww I am hoping for a pt 2

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому +1

      Same, but if they do exist you're not going to hoge them all

    • @darksoul8787
      @darksoul8787 4 роки тому

      Three already is "some people who watches the part 2 slap's three 4 head's"

  • @Not_asmr
    @Not_asmr 4 роки тому +46

    So ur telling me we went to see him at 4 am and he took him home/showered/and had a conversation and he went to sleep at 5am?! How-

    • @RenNyaVA
      @RenNyaVA  4 роки тому +18

      You're the first one to say something about that and I-
      Okay we don't talk about this and roll with it XD

    • @Not_asmr
      @Not_asmr 4 роки тому +4

      RenNya VA i mean ig just confused me is all ^gives head pats^

  • @unknownmystery8372
    @unknownmystery8372 4 роки тому +9

    His Grammar Is Adorable🥺🥺Why So Cuteeeee🥺

  • @candiia.l.9365
    @candiia.l.9365 4 роки тому +33

    Neko Bakery!! I want a Neko Bakery!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @UnknownUnknown-zh2yr
    @UnknownUnknown-zh2yr 4 роки тому +29

    Him:*takes my phone*
    Me:oh well I can't run fast😞😒.......wait.. MY HISTORY AND MANGA NOOOOOOOO *Naruto runs* gotcha bish😈😂

  • @ladyalmathea7610
    @ladyalmathea7610 4 роки тому +64

    So.... Basically, we just took in some random, yet handsome Neko into our place, cleaned him up, had a friendly little chat with him, and are now taking care of him?
    Eh, knowing my luck, that wouldn't be the strangest thing I've done.

    • @thisiscoffee4085
      @thisiscoffee4085 3 роки тому +3

      LOL 😂

    • @MaxDev
      @MaxDev 2 роки тому +2

      Wait, what would be the strangest thing you’ve ever done?

  • @lizzydomingo2125
    @lizzydomingo2125 4 роки тому +38

    Absolutely love it sooo cute😍😍😍😄😄😄😄😄

  • @kiakza5291
    @kiakza5291 4 роки тому +15

    manz took off running so quick 💀💀

  • @savannahulner2073
    @savannahulner2073 4 роки тому +13

    I love that he said"nyaaaa"

  • @drink__some__water
    @drink__some__water 4 роки тому +126

    "You aren't wearing a jacket"
    Me who never goes outside without a jacket on: 👁👄👁 excuse me?

  • @hopekim2068
    @hopekim2068 4 роки тому +27

    I dont know if im the only one who hear it but in the backround is a high piched sound.
    Bit all over i like the Video really much

  • @ii_reese7632
    @ii_reese7632 4 роки тому +66

    ...so your telling me, he wants to open up a bakery run by neko’s? I WOULD 100% GO

    • @Blank-k2t
      @Blank-k2t 3 роки тому +2

      ROADTRIPPPPP LETS GOOOO

  • @vincentfrancoisdejarjayes4533
    @vincentfrancoisdejarjayes4533 4 роки тому +56

    Talking to the Neko
    me:com to my den you need food and rest. my father is willing to help those in need.

  • @mistress9947
    @mistress9947 4 роки тому +34

    *I NEED MORE!!!!!!*

    • @henry2.053
      @henry2.053 4 роки тому +1

      Your username omg 😭😂

  • @voicelesschannel4485
    @voicelesschannel4485 4 роки тому +14

    The part where he was getting pet I had literally shouted out “my ear have been blessed”

  • @maxwithnosocks7233
    @maxwithnosocks7233 4 роки тому +12

    Him: **starts running**
    Me: WAIT, my twitch prime- SHIT MY HISTORY!!

  • @bakugoudaddy6889
    @bakugoudaddy6889 4 роки тому +35

    *Neko takes my phone*
    Me: *...*
    Also me: *don’t look at my camera roll ಠ_ಠ*

  • @sleepyathy-chan9909
    @sleepyathy-chan9909 4 роки тому +19

    "so how did u guys meet? "
    Me:well- *cough cough*
    Him:.... *Remembering the trauma what he saw while he stole my phone*

  • @Angelceny-1573
    @Angelceny-1573 4 роки тому +33

    I love it!!! Such a cute neko I Cri!! Hehe. Great job and thank you Ren. 😊💜

  • @s0ul_tiannauwut-t225
    @s0ul_tiannauwut-t225 3 роки тому +7

    I shouldn’t be crying like if I just re-watched banana fish because this is so cute and sad at the same time 😭😭😭😭

  • @gracio1231
    @gracio1231 4 роки тому +15

    I love male nekos

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 4 роки тому +57

    God I didn’t sign up for all this sadness 😿😿😿

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому

      Same here I had to change my mask 10 time in one video

  • @생활동성애자
    @생활동성애자 4 роки тому +18

    Him:- steel's my phone
    Me:- come on ..... I can give a whole new house UwU

  • @melissal.7089
    @melissal.7089 4 роки тому +45

    Him: you know I'm half cat
    Me: Can I touch your ears ? *make puppy eyes*

    • @venti12357
      @venti12357 3 роки тому +1

      Your puppy eyes won't work cause he's a CAT!

    • @Happiest_mf
      @Happiest_mf 2 роки тому

      @@venti12357 (*new power unlocked*)
      *kitten eyes go brrrr*

  • @missblank3887
    @missblank3887 4 роки тому +93

    *No one talk to me or my son ever again*

  • @sakuratodoroki6568
    @sakuratodoroki6568 4 роки тому +68

    Him: *steals my phone*
    Me: IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THAT I SWEAR TO GOD HIMSELF
    Him: *starts running*
    Me: wait... I just remembered my anime pictures *sprints after him*

  • @yourightkidney
    @yourightkidney 4 роки тому +14

    Omg i need part 2 of this so badly🤧❤️

  • @Eli-qb2sw
    @Eli-qb2sw 4 роки тому +15

    Him: My name is Kaicy (yes, I know my spelling is worse than a Starbucks barista's)
    Me remembering The Male cat at my village I named kaicy when i was 9 even though he was a boy...

    • @dr.necoli
      @dr.necoli 3 роки тому +1

      *Coincidence? I think not*

  • @thevampiregirl5535
    @thevampiregirl5535 4 роки тому +42

    Wow great job Ren! Such a cute and lovable character with a sad story, this was very enjoyable to listen to. Do you think you'll make a part 2?

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому +1

      We all hope for it

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 роки тому +1

      Mhm i agree

  • @yquipo1615
    @yquipo1615 3 роки тому +5

    I'm sorry but the way he said Nya~ was just- to cute...😖😭💖💖💖

  • @cyue1432
    @cyue1432 3 роки тому +5

    a few words to describe this video
    *adorable, cuteness, wholesome, a lot of effort*

  • @melissal.7089
    @melissal.7089 4 роки тому +5

    His voice is so calm

  • @AceMSPino
    @AceMSPino 3 роки тому +14

    Him: you’re taking me in for good?
    Me: Yep, you ain’t leaving me to worry about you

  • @persephonethequeenofunderw9670
    @persephonethequeenofunderw9670 4 роки тому +45

    I love how calm and soothing is your voice

  • @West_edits1
    @West_edits1 4 роки тому +17

    *Neko steals my phone*
    Me: Wait. MY ANIME AND ASMR BOYFRIEND VIDEO'S I WATCH NOOOOO

  • @shorterwongg
    @shorterwongg 3 роки тому +4

    I love the background noises and everything this is perfect

  • @twix2976
    @twix2976 3 роки тому +8

    Him: *starts running*
    Me: NOO MY- wait I don’t even have a phone

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 роки тому

      I have 3 old ones that 2 of them i got from my aunt and 1 of them is my moms old Phone and one broken tablet i got from my sister and oh and one more Phone that my dad bought me for school. Wow sounds a lot.

    • @krma8775
      @krma8775 3 роки тому +1

      @@COYCRIES why don’t you take out the SIM card and sell the phone for parts (if it’s not water damaged )

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 роки тому

      @@krma8775 i don't hvae those phones anymore one of my phones is my moms for work the other 2 i don't know and the tablet is sold...i think

  • @miomorii5835
    @miomorii5835 4 роки тому +11

    Him: what time is it
    Me: 4 am
    Him: 4 am?

  • @deathwolf4084
    @deathwolf4084 4 роки тому +6

    Blushes intensively when he says nyaa (o/////o)

  • @angelbello5698
    @angelbello5698 4 роки тому +13

    So beautiful great work

  • @ariannyfrutz3674
    @ariannyfrutz3674 4 роки тому +9

    Dont be afraid to catch feelings~ 💀

  • @allmight5254
    @allmight5254 4 роки тому +11

    *starts running*
    Oh hell no!
    *runs after him like the chase scene from white chicks*

  • @WRD_CR-if9wj
    @WRD_CR-if9wj 4 роки тому +3

    Him:I'm half cat
    Me:you are mine picks him up

  • @blank26clover
    @blank26clover 4 роки тому +7

    He:u know u gonna get few wirder looks
    Me:u say that to me I'm this towns wirdo

  • @joey6672
    @joey6672 3 роки тому +4

    I can't breathe I swear if you say nya one more time I swear I'll die it's to adorable

  • @piio5290
    @piio5290 3 роки тому +5

    HAHAHAH THE RUNNING-
    me being nice: :> okai
    him: HAHA SIKE 🏃‍♀️

  • @hellocloverkitty
    @hellocloverkitty 3 роки тому +3

    He's so sweet and cute omg

  • @lunacg7506
    @lunacg7506 4 роки тому +11

    Neko:*wants to borrow my phone*
    Me: if u touch it u will probably get 62 diseases :/

  • @xl150tiaon4
    @xl150tiaon4 4 роки тому +5

    I REALLY LOVE HIS NAME! He is SO CUTE !! >////^////

  • @officerhoovy3445
    @officerhoovy3445 4 роки тому +10

    Neko steals mah phone
    Me: so you chose train tackle!

  • @suhn_flxwers9177
    @suhn_flxwers9177 4 роки тому +9

    Who gave you the right to have such an adorable name-
    P.S:You've earned a new subscriber!

  • @enji4189
    @enji4189 3 роки тому +4

    Neko: Steals phone
    Me: DONT LOOK AT MY GALLERYYYYYY

  • @seiyarules
    @seiyarules 4 роки тому +9

    Him:can I borrow your phone?
    Me:sure *sweats knowing I searched up ASMR*
    😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

  • @darklordoftheuniverse7803
    @darklordoftheuniverse7803 4 роки тому +39

    Come live with me in my home there's more then enuf room and you would live as my equal , not as my pet.

    • @COYCRIES
      @COYCRIES 3 роки тому

      Awwww💖💖💖💖

    • @Amanda-bm1sq
      @Amanda-bm1sq 3 роки тому

      1. That's really cute
      2. Enough*

  • @0braincellsleft0
    @0braincellsleft0 3 роки тому +3

    Him:*starts running*
    Me: mY rObUX!!!!

  • @darknight5211
    @darknight5211 4 роки тому +12

    *Him steals my phone*
    Me: JOKES ON YOU IT IS ALL YAOI!

  • @ashleypie6776
    @ashleypie6776 4 роки тому +10

    part 2 pls

  • @Varis-m1n
    @Varis-m1n 3 роки тому +6

    *Steals phone*
    Me: mY anIme bOy pIcTurEs

  • @Reyn_2.0
    @Reyn_2.0 3 роки тому +4

    *Steals phone*
    "My NokIa PhOnE!"

  • @LuvlyRynn
    @LuvlyRynn 3 роки тому +5

    *Steals phone*
    Me : Shi- my yaoi pics...
    SHE A RUNNER SHE A TRACK STAR 🏃

  • @LittleMissLatvia1
    @LittleMissLatvia1 2 роки тому +5

    Neko: Can I, borrow your phone
    Me: Yeah, sure cutie, here
    Neko: Steals our phone
    Me: AYO! TF

  • @merran3456
    @merran3456 4 роки тому +13

    HAHA I GAVE HIM MY ANDROID!

  • @angelbello5698
    @angelbello5698 4 роки тому +18

    Can you make more vampire one please for us

  • @west-is-the-best4565
    @west-is-the-best4565 3 роки тому +2

    *ends sweetly*
    me: awwww
    ad: THE QUESALUPA IS BACK
    me :*falls out of bed*

  • @wut7288
    @wut7288 4 роки тому +6

    AWWWWWW~

  • @adnarastormcloud6510
    @adnarastormcloud6510 3 роки тому +6

    me: dude I always carry notes on me for 'just in cases so here' a twenty hope it helps
    neko: ....
    me: are you ok?

  • @littlepurman
    @littlepurman 4 роки тому +11

    *simp for a cat*

    • @fieldtrip9649
      @fieldtrip9649 4 роки тому +2

      Shane dawson type beat

    • @Blank-k2t
      @Blank-k2t 3 роки тому

      @@fieldtrip9649 AHAHAHAHAAHAHA

  • @muchmunch7796
    @muchmunch7796 4 роки тому +2

    Him runs
    DONT LOOK YOU WILL REGRET IT INSTANTLY ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER JUST DONT LOOK UP MY HISTORY ON ANYTHING

  • @abagoffrenchpotatoes1996
    @abagoffrenchpotatoes1996 4 роки тому +5

    *_keep the phone_*
    *_I just require a few hundred hugs as payment_*

  • @おおぷあんいも絵ばいた地は

    *-mY yAoI-*

  • @-alex-5158
    @-alex-5158 4 роки тому +8

    *playing stardew valley at 4 am and watching this* 0.0

  • @angelssubs9604
    @angelssubs9604 4 роки тому +4

    I am crying🥺😍

  • @CynIRL_XD
    @CynIRL_XD 4 роки тому +11

    Cat boi: "You are a weird one arent u? Staying until 4 am."
    Me watching this at 4 am: "hehehe yea... "nervous sweating" "
    (Dont know y i wrote that btw)

  • @crunchybones54
    @crunchybones54 3 роки тому +5

    *Me listening to this at 4 am*