This Guy Spends Millions To Make His Weiner Work

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  • @isabellewenzke4502
    @isabellewenzke4502 Рік тому +543

    Bro is wasting away his life trying to extend it. The irony is just...

  • @littleflick
    @littleflick Рік тому +107

    45 year old spends entire life and life savings in order to look roughly 44.

  • @akechilovebot3861
    @akechilovebot3861 Рік тому +140

    Imagine wasting your life in the pursuit of preserving it

    • @djkawaiibutart
      @djkawaiibutart Рік тому +16

      this is such a raw line I’m using it in dnd thanks

    • @ace-of-pentacles-o99
      @ace-of-pentacles-o99 Рік тому +4

      the stress these people must be facing in so desperately trying to deny who they are must be aging them enough to make up for it all

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому

      ⁠@@ace-of-pentacles-o99why do you think plastic surgery is so popular 😂

    • @spinelessdevil
      @spinelessdevil Рік тому +1

      This actually a topic to talk about. Ye we not crazy over doing it like the insane 40 mid life crisis grampa on vid but we sure have similar prblm on a lower scale

    • @akechilovebot3861
      @akechilovebot3861 Рік тому

      @@djkawaiibutart I'm honored

  • @Rae.Harper
    @Rae.Harper Рік тому +94

    This dude was a dead beat dad for most of his kids life, then when he started doing this weird “imma live forever” thing, he contacted his son, had him tested and when he found out they were a match blood type wise, he was suddenly “worlds greatest dad” he is 100% using his son for his own uses…

    • @violetbitch9492
      @violetbitch9492 Рік тому +17

      Tangled but if Gothel looked even older after every treatment

  • @fionamclary7631
    @fionamclary7631 Рік тому +92

    As a chronically ill person it pisses me off that this guy, or anyone, would put so much money and time and resources into extending their own lives past the natural lifespan rather than doing anything to improve the quality of life for chronically ill people or cure diseases like cancer and dementia. Maybe let's start there before we allow rich dudes to avoid confronting their fear of death.

  • @hifhjdkfdhl
    @hifhjdkfdhl Рік тому +80

    Aging is literally in our DNA, what is he smoking

  • @ginger_nspice
    @ginger_nspice Рік тому +45

    Rather than trying to "get time back" by reversing his aging, I think he should be trying to "get time back" with his son and other estranged family members.

  • @acureformyheart
    @acureformyheart Рік тому +112

    My guess is he looks so much older because of the stress of trying to look younger RIP

  • @uniquenewyork3325
    @uniquenewyork3325 Рік тому +58

    Imagine having the money to build a homeless shelter, or donate to climate change solutions, but instead you spend thousands of dollars just to look like a 46 year old who washes his face

    • @Guineapigsreadingbooks
      @Guineapigsreadingbooks Рік тому +3

      He could not just build one homeless shelter with that money, but probably just stop homelessness.
      And with the scientists working on his deaging, he could be developing a lot of life saving medicine, and making it widely available in areas where most people can’t afford medicine.

  • @airika.
    @airika. Рік тому +793

    jake is really spoiling us (us being the silliest lesbians)

    • @b0rgzyz
      @b0rgzyz Рік тому +65

      and gays 🤩🤩

    • @how.9411
      @how.9411 Рік тому +17

      Thought I was the only one 🤭

    • @airika.
      @airika. Рік тому +1

      @@b0rgzyz and theys 🔥🔥

    • @lavender5624
      @lavender5624 Рік тому +5

      so true!

    • @charlieo3o695
      @charlieo3o695 Рік тому +54

      And us aroaces or trans people 🫴⭐️

  • @Lindseyisloony
    @Lindseyisloony Рік тому +34

    Dude doesn't seem to understand he can't be breaking a record when nobody else has presented their "data"

  • @frogonwall
    @frogonwall Рік тому +35

    I think I can answer the question "why olive oil?"
    There are people who think that olive oil is basically a cure-all. There's a multi level marketing group called Olive Tree People (Savannah Marie has videos on them if interested!) and they literally worship olive oil. They talk to the olive trees and shit

    • @justkiddin84
      @justkiddin84 Рік тому +3

      Oh good God. Ugh.

    • @ashegrey3042
      @ashegrey3042 Рік тому +1

      it’s great for your hair hahahaha that’s about as much as i know

  • @Nancys_on_fire
    @Nancys_on_fire Рік тому +22

    It’s not sperm on his face. If that’s how it worked there’s no way I’d look this old

  • @aIiceinw0nderland
    @aIiceinw0nderland Рік тому +142

    People are so scared of aging that it’s actually pathetic. Aging is a beautiful thing and it’s seen as such a bad thing

    • @vioIetharmon
      @vioIetharmon Рік тому +7

      nah fr im 16 and my mom is like "dont make faces, you'll get wrinkles and itll look bad when ur older!"..

    • @grey6703
      @grey6703 Рік тому +5

      @@vioIetharmonwrinkles like that just means you lived a happy life!

    • @king._.
      @king._. Рік тому +1

      ​@@vioIetharmonmy mom just says "don't make fun of me for almost being 50 cause you will be too one day and your kids are gonna make fun of you. I still make fun of her 🙃

    • @vioIetharmon
      @vioIetharmon Рік тому

      @king._. nahhh my mom would beat me for being disrespectful 💀💀

    • @king._.
      @king._. Рік тому +1

      @@vioIetharmon she grew up with 6 brothers so she's heard worse

  • @peytonlanier3801
    @peytonlanier3801 Рік тому +104

    I love watching Jake Doolittle (just like the rest of us closeted lesbians)

    • @tall764
      @tall764 Рік тому +6

      Fr (except I’m out)

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +2

      Me, a man:
      *Likes comment*

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 Рік тому +1

      I'm a gay guy do i still get to join the party or do i stick to RuPaul's dragrace?

    • @batmkenny
      @batmkenny Рік тому

      finally someone said it

  • @aaaaaaaa_lil
    @aaaaaaaa_lil Рік тому +24

    a million dollars could house me, and my currently homeless friends, for the rest of our lives. it could pay off all my medical bills. it could fund a hundred 'food not bombs' chapters. but nah, i'm glad he gets to spend 50% of his waking hours stressing about getting his youth back while ignoring the present. just age regress like the rest of us

  • @Teddyhammy
    @Teddyhammy Рік тому +19

    He’s doing all of this while he’s 42 which isn’t even an old age even remotely

  • @-user_redacted-
    @-user_redacted- Рік тому +4

    9:14 I saw a post somewhere about him recently where he admitted that the blood transfusions were having no effect.

  • @s3lkieboy
    @s3lkieboy Рік тому +20

    It's so funny to me that this guy has the exact same name as the liver king

  • @shiny_cheyenne
    @shiny_cheyenne Рік тому +49

    I don't know if it was on purpose, but Jake referenced the Zak Efron movie and said "12 going on 30".... and there is definitely already a movie that exists called "13 going on 30" 😂😂

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +13

      I think it's called "17 again"

    • @ThirdyMeowy
      @ThirdyMeowy Рік тому +3

      no those r two separate movies with the same plot

  • @sagewolkow3317
    @sagewolkow3317 Рік тому +11

    I cackled at "Smoke a little ganj and get some weird ass", gonna use that the next time someone's being uptight.

  • @plursocks
    @plursocks Рік тому +10

    It's so ironic because he talks about how healthy he is in every aspect... except his mental health...and I feel like having this much of a fixation on something that's beyond your control is extremely unhealthy

  • @brutalbunny
    @brutalbunny Рік тому +7

    you know, in danny gonzalez' video abt the liver king, he makes a joke abt how "brian johnson" is a stupid common name, but i hadn't seen any validity to that, but anyway, blah blah, i was like, GASP, THE LIVER KING? HE'S BACK AND DOING MORE WEIRD SHIT? but no. this is bryan johnson. and he is NOT primal

  • @Whoz_Kay
    @Whoz_Kay Рік тому +16

    Can we talk abt how jake is literally popping off with these every day videos

  • @chronicinokla
    @chronicinokla Рік тому +24

    This guy is the epitome of " tell me you have too much money, without saying you have too much money "

  • @whotfisjobie
    @whotfisjobie Рік тому +10

    why are there so many brian johnsons

  • @the.44magnumisamonster
    @the.44magnumisamonster Рік тому +14

    Robert De Niro in Goodfellas at 46 looked younger naturally than Bryan does at 46 medically trying to look younger. Safe to say it's not working, man.

  • @evanschultz4741
    @evanschultz4741 Рік тому +9

    I struggle a lot with sleep. I can fall asleep easily but I never stay asleep longer than 4-5 hours. So when I get up at 3-4 am and see you’ve posted I get pumped. You’re such a good distraction when my anxiety is through the roof.

  • @junebuglove
    @junebuglove Рік тому +6

    soooooo i actually went to school for years with the son. i was really close with his cousin. when this news first began popping up a couple months ago, old childhood friends and i were sending this around in utter shock and disbelief that this was a guy we knew. we KNEW this family. i have friends who used to hang out on the son's house, had met the dad, eaten dinner with him before. and now this is where we are. it's one of those things where you realize how small the world is and how much everyone can change without you realizing....

    • @junebuglove
      @junebuglove Рік тому +3

      it's just shocking to see what's come of people. i haven't even seen this vid yet so i wont say the son's name in case it's not been said here, but i'm really sorry to him. he was a nice kid. no one deserves this kind of treatment from their dad

  • @__-hs2wu
    @__-hs2wu Рік тому +260

    What a sad thing to be so obsessed with your own mortality/appearance that you spend your insane, superfluous amounts of money not to help others, but to feed into your own fears and ego 😰🤮

    • @Guineapigsreadingbooks
      @Guineapigsreadingbooks Рік тому +4

      And he could be spending that time to making worthy memories. Living while he was alive, and with that money, he could do more living than most people get to do in a life time. He doesn’t have to lose most of his life to working to survive, so he can just do double the living as normal people. See the world. Spend time with loved ones. Learn languages. There are so many things that most people never get to experience, that he has the time and money to.

  • @chickenmaniaaa
    @chickenmaniaaa Рік тому +14

    I know there’s been plenty of niche references lately but the small town in MA really got me lmaoo

    • @saraj7197
      @saraj7197 Рік тому +1

      Just came to comment that 😂

  • @hanam7866
    @hanam7866 Рік тому +9

    Wait what the fuck is the world record in age reversal ? How do you measure that kind of thing ?

  • @jaylenenicole0
    @jaylenenicole0 Рік тому +8

    He doesn’t look a day over 60!

  • @theloquacity
    @theloquacity Рік тому +55

    Sorry Jake, I'm gonna be That Human for a second and let you know that Metformin and Ozempic aren't the same thing at all. Ozempic is a GLP-1 inhibitor while Metformin is a biguanide. So don't worry, this dollar store Benjamin Button or whatever he wants to be isn't causing the shortage.

    • @littleflick
      @littleflick Рік тому +7

      If this MF ends up causing a metformin shortage I will scream. I spent most of the first half of this year with blood sugar levels through the roof because I couldn’t get Trulicity because everyone that couldn’t get their Ozempic switched to it.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +5

      Most elderly diabetics in UK are on metformin.
      I'm a carer and I administer medication, I see it a lot.

    • @spinelessdevil
      @spinelessdevil Рік тому +1

      This dollar store Benjamin button 😂😂😂

  • @bvdf84
    @bvdf84 Рік тому +6

    Tbf when you said Brian Johnson i thought you were talking about liver king who has the same name i think

  • @sstjohn96
    @sstjohn96 Рік тому +5

    If I do this will it reverse my disability?

  • @Telow599
    @Telow599 Рік тому +4

    The Movie is Called seventeen again.

  • @charlibonesstrange
    @charlibonesstrange Рік тому +1

    This dude is literally Rob Lowe's character from Parks & Rec irl

  • @korin1131
    @korin1131 Рік тому +3

    He looks like the dried out grandma fish from Spongebob.

  • @guy_therealone
    @guy_therealone Рік тому +5

    3:04 im afraid to say thats not how you eat almonds. or maybe it is

  • @Lindseyisloony
    @Lindseyisloony Рік тому +13

    *He should divert some of that money to a speech therapist...*

    • @confusedjello7292
      @confusedjello7292 Рік тому +2

      he's talking like that to avoid wrinkles I think,not using his whole mouth and whatnot

  • @shelby6
    @shelby6 Рік тому +8

    Tbf as obsessive as he is, he is doing some interesting and extensive scientific studies on himself. He may be "wasting" his life doing this, but he is providing valiable research and information in that regard. Aging is natural but it is also considered a disease, if you can discover methods that can prevent (and treat) age related disease then why not. Its his money and time anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Omerta138
      @Omerta138 Рік тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @mallarieluvsgirls
      @mallarieluvsgirls Рік тому

      ok? it’s our time and opinions and we can think what we want. it’s dumb and in vain. how is this helping anyone?

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 Рік тому +2

    imagine having this much money where you could travel the world not only seeing the beauty of this planet but also helping thousands of people with philanthropy and living a happy, substantial life where you also positively impact others who don’t have it as good as you do but instead of doing that, you focus so much on trying to reverse your aging & it doesn’t even work….

  • @d.h.4778
    @d.h.4778 Рік тому +8

    He’s only reversed his age 5.1.

  • @erikam444
    @erikam444 Рік тому +4

    He looks like AI

  • @trash_bender420
    @trash_bender420 Рік тому +37

    All this guy has to do is take 10 g of highly potent psilocybin mushrooms and think about his aging and imminent death. No way he doesn't come out of that realizing how absurd what he has been doing is, and that getting older and dying are actually completely fine and not things to fear.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +8

      Or just find something he enjoys.
      Or someone his age who he loves.
      Personally I'm not scared of dying. I'm scared of becoming less and less independent and not being able to play video games too.

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 Рік тому +3

      @@tatiana4050 those are some healthy ass fears my dude

    • @OfficerZlock
      @OfficerZlock Рік тому

      I didn't ask, but I made a Hilarious video of a woman crying about her dog being put down because I make better content.. 🤣😂

  • @mumumumey
    @mumumumey Рік тому +6

    He looks 60 omg he shouldn’t be doing this like age peacefully

  • @meowieberry4905
    @meowieberry4905 Рік тому +4

    Oh damn I thought he was in his 50s LOL he looks so old …..

  • @maybebear5593
    @maybebear5593 Рік тому +3

    Love the title lmao

  • @aggg1234
    @aggg1234 Рік тому +8

    Why does he kinda look like Tom Holland 💀💀💀

  • @Maqueling
    @Maqueling Рік тому +2

    I'm convinced this is a fever dream.

  • @Emily-sz3hb
    @Emily-sz3hb Рік тому +6

    This guy is such a creep - you didn't even show the photoshoot pictures he took with his dad and his son. They were very, very strange. I feel like you'd get a kick out of those. He also dumped his long-time girlfriend recently (who financially depended on him, as she became the homemaker for him) because she got cancer. I'm sorry he's a total weirdo.

  • @julianbatcheler9970
    @julianbatcheler9970 Рік тому +3

    He looks way older than 45. That’s what I don’t get.

  • @karriqueen
    @karriqueen Рік тому

    I knew a lady that became 105 years uld. It was around 20 years before that she said she was ready to go. She was tired. I don't know if that many people would want to be as old as posible. I think when you have lost your partner, siblings, all your friend you think it's ok to go too. I have lived with chronic pain since i was 19, i really don't wish to be over 100. I think i will be ready way before that. It's sad that this man use the years he is healthy to chase youth instead of enjoying life. He has enough money to go anywhere and do anything he would like.

  • @aggg1234
    @aggg1234 Рік тому +4

    The title is alr traumatizing enough

  • @GenuinelyHorriblePerson
    @GenuinelyHorriblePerson Рік тому +1

    Wait, you're telling me all I have to do to in place of viagra involves a car battery and jumper cables?? I'm in.

  • @scarybeyondallreason1740
    @scarybeyondallreason1740 Рік тому +3

    I can't hear anything he's saying above his gross mouth ambience.

  • @scoopearly
    @scoopearly Рік тому +2

    Homies on that Dougdoug olive oil diet

  • @victoriaskully
    @victoriaskully Рік тому +3

    Love your videos❤

  • @artisticfruitloops5097
    @artisticfruitloops5097 Рік тому +1

    Feel like the Kardashians are doing the same but they're less weird about it

  • @Fennecfiree
    @Fennecfiree Рік тому

    Jake is literally the best UA-camr nobody can convince me otherwise.

  • @atable2505
    @atable2505 Рік тому +1

    Jake why did you just call metformin ozempic lmao

  • @lynnkayee1015
    @lynnkayee1015 Рік тому +1

    There is a move called 13 going on 30 lmao

  • @Forcommentingpurposes
    @Forcommentingpurposes Рік тому +1

    Most peoples midlife crises are buying a motorcycle or skydiving, this guy should do one of those instead of whatever nonsense he has goin on

  • @ovoicp
    @ovoicp Рік тому +3

    jakey what are these titles

  • @kittikoko
    @kittikoko Рік тому +1

    He just looks really, really sickly - literally yellow.

  • @turtl3duck
    @turtl3duck Рік тому +3

    i love this account but i pray for his mind

  • @lh9761
    @lh9761 Рік тому

    This guy........
    Holy crap

  • @jeffb-c
    @jeffb-c Рік тому

    Wait this dude is the origin of the “nb roommate trying to kill you with their mind” meme?!???

  • @maloryj7165
    @maloryj7165 Рік тому +1

    Unfortunately metformin is not ozempic. I became pre diabetic after my 2nd kid was born (cuz pregnancy is a whole nightmare) and had to take metformin. Definitely no ozempic results from it lol.

  • @taran-ann
    @taran-ann Рік тому

    This is dystopian af

  • @jaimereynolds258
    @jaimereynolds258 Рік тому +1

    The guy looks his age. Nothing wrong with that. He looks good. Just seems like a waste of a lot of money, to look your age. Just eat well, stay active, drink lots of water, wear sunblock. He would save millions.

  • @scoopearly
    @scoopearly Рік тому

    I feel like this guys life story is what Oscar Wilde would write a novel about today

  • @xoxogigibo
    @xoxogigibo Рік тому

    did we learn nothing from chris traeger in parks & rec

  • @SillyDaisy636
    @SillyDaisy636 Рік тому +1

    HELP MY YOUNGER SISTERS FAV TEACHER IS NAMED BRIAN JONSON💀💀

  • @camperthebear2642
    @camperthebear2642 Рік тому

    he also just, sounds older. like, say you can look 18 again (he doesn't), you aren't going to suddenly make everyone think you're 18 again. he's clearly a guy in his 50s.

  • @Phara3on
    @Phara3on Рік тому

    NOT THE "EARLY ONSET BITCHEZ" OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flyingfoxfilm
    @flyingfoxfilm Рік тому

    dude ur on a roll

  • @nari5161
    @nari5161 Рік тому +1

    If you're trying to neutralize aging any way but traditional methods or gene therapy you're doing it wrong. Senescence is a biological quirk that we haven't found a reason for

  • @aarasko
    @aarasko Рік тому +2

    love ya jake /p

  • @juno.moth17
    @juno.moth17 Рік тому

    Ohh he’s that guy everyone’s obsessed with on anti aging tiktok

  • @gooftroop7
    @gooftroop7 Рік тому +2

    Dystopian lifestyle much ?

  • @gloomy_glamour
    @gloomy_glamour Рік тому

    Oh I understand. This is how/why Doug Doug will not only never die but also why he's gonna never be bald /j

  • @pugsinmotion
    @pugsinmotion Рік тому +2

    Common Jake w

  • @itsellieduhh
    @itsellieduhh Рік тому +2

    Hi I love your videos

  • @renstrange8443
    @renstrange8443 Рік тому +1

    I don’t quite know how to articulate it, but he doesn’t look younger or healthier. He looks… less human somehow. He’s just… off.

  • @KayleePhilbrick
    @KayleePhilbrick Рік тому

    Bless you(you sneezed btw)

  • @nari5161
    @nari5161 Рік тому

    You see his face? How was he supposed to avoid having a complex? Coming from a fellow uggo

  • @ryankelly1826
    @ryankelly1826 Рік тому

    If he enjoys doing this then fine, if not he’s wasting his time and his years at this age, which seems counterproductive to what he claims to be trying to accomplish to a extent

  • @eggspoomgumber
    @eggspoomgumber Рік тому +2

    Diversity win! The guy harassing me today used my correct pronouns!!
    Diversity loss… this guy

  • @crystalcastillo7575
    @crystalcastillo7575 Рік тому +1

    for all that money spent on anti-aging he looks terrible

  • @maighaleb786
    @maighaleb786 Рік тому +1

    Olive oil is actually great for you. It’s proven that people who consume more olive oil tend to live longer. I don’t think it reverses age, because olive oil is not god. Lol. But olive oil is fantastic. That’s why people in Italy live to be like a million years old. Olive oil, fish, and lots of veggies. They also drink shit tons of wine and smoke cigarettes so idk. When you ask them what they’re secret is it’s so cute they literally just say “be happy!” Now, all that being said... why is this Bryan guy doing so much to look younger, but not doing anything about his hair? It used to be so full and shiny.. now it’s just greasy and thin... is he just drenching it in olive oil? Or the blood of virgins or some shit?

  • @AlphaSigma113
    @AlphaSigma113 Рік тому +1

    You might need it

  • @yukikanegawa7470
    @yukikanegawa7470 Рік тому

    So many people could have aged so well if they didn't get so in their heads about aging. Like Maddona had a face that would've looked so graceful aging. It's tragic. Even if you're ugly why waste so much money on unreliable science when you can use it to go buy a trip overseas or a beautiful house or literally anything else.

  • @lasagma
    @lasagma Рік тому +1

    Just,, why

  • @caramiajen8
    @caramiajen8 Рік тому +1

    Between the sperm face mask and the dog food I'm out

  • @killus6182
    @killus6182 Рік тому +1

    Hewwo jake!!!!

  • @kris_jenner_is_a_cryptid_
    @kris_jenner_is_a_cryptid_ Рік тому

    Dude looks like a mannequin 😮

  • @idkew7269
    @idkew7269 Рік тому +1

    Hiiii!!!

  • @soulgazer11
    @soulgazer11 Рік тому +5

    **reads title**
    Isn't that just every trans guy who gets bottom surgery though?