Jake, i want you to know i had a nightmare that i was trapped with shane dawson and ryland or whatever his name is, in some kind of hellish blog in the Antarctic. (Forgot to mention here but it was a scuba diving trip???)Like i wasn’t physically there, but i couldn’t escape. I was wishing the whole time that a leopard seal would eat him
Jake, sweetheart, honey, darling. The Porsche 911 is like....several iconic cars made by Porsche. They have been around since LONG before certain events in 2001. Anyway, I love your content and consume it religiously.
I tricked an AI into thinking I’m an AI. We were just talking about me but in a third person perspective and I said I liked to watch Jake Doolittle and it called you jake dioolittle
@@SunscreenSmoocher Jake came across a reference to a car, the Porsche 911. Then he reacted somewhat suspiciously to seeing the "911" part of it as if it was a reference to *9/11* and said "talkin 'bout 9/11?"...sorry if that wasn't clear, probably should have slapped on a timestamp 😝
2:17 SUSSY 2:55 LMAO 5:22 this sort of example of “think of ur ancestors doesn’t work. you know how early people died back then?! 7:22 this reminds me off the toxic masculinity of Ken in the barbie movie. With the horses and stuff
“It isn’t THAT bad. L take if you believe otherwise!” Notice how you didn’t say it’s not bad, you said it’s not “that” bad. Cause you know it is bad. /srs
Jake, i want you to know i had a nightmare that i was trapped with shane dawson and ryland or whatever his name is, in some kind of hellish blog in the Antarctic. (Forgot to mention here but it was a scuba diving trip???)Like i wasn’t physically there, but i couldn’t escape. I was wishing the whole time that a leopard seal would eat him
thank you for informing me. I needed this today
Hope you get a sequel dream thats just absolute carnage ♥️
Wishing you speedy recovery from this nightmare!! ❤
@@sugarpanties believe me, it’s gonna be a long recovery
@@deathray3580 Oh no 😿😿 Wishing you the best 🙏❤️🩹
Hope you’re taking the time to take care of yourself during the 100 videos in 100 days run. We love you!
That intro was the most insane combination of words
Yeah
LIVE LAUGH LOVE 🗣🗣🗣
5:29 the clip they used when talking about dogging bombs in WW2 is from a movie called 1917...about WW1
These dudes are missing braincells 😂
Jake, sweetheart, honey, darling. The Porsche 911 is like....several iconic cars made by Porsche. They have been around since LONG before certain events in 2001. Anyway, I love your content and consume it religiously.
Yea pretty easy mistake to make when you are a trash human. Also before you get brain rot, I'm I'm not talking about him not knowing cars
What are you talking about… /genq
the way he pronounces kindergarten you'd think Jake was German.
“Keendergarden”
my dad had a Porsche 911 and I think unironically this could very well be him
What. /genq
Cute
Definitely a bot. Just downloading nonsense off TikTok and reposting
as a Bisexual catholic, I can say that Some Christians are like that😔
Indeed...
Do you really believe that Jesus is the way the truth and the life?
Jake calling Arnold “Albert” lol
I tricked an AI into thinking I’m an AI. We were just talking about me but in a third person perspective and I said I liked to watch Jake Doolittle and it called you jake dioolittle
Omg I was just checking your channel to see if there’s something new, thank you!! I can finally eat dinner now
REAL
the intro made a tear roll down my cheek
Of course Jake would have no idea that a Porsche 911 is a car...talkin' bout "talkin' bout 9/11" like HUH? wtf lmao 🤣😮
What… /genq
@@SunscreenSmoocher Jake came across a reference to a car, the Porsche 911. Then he reacted somewhat suspiciously to seeing the "911" part of it as if it was a reference to *9/11* and said "talkin 'bout 9/11?"...sorry if that wasn't clear, probably should have slapped on a timestamp 😝
2:17 SUSSY
2:55 LMAO
5:22 this sort of example of “think of ur ancestors doesn’t work. you know how early people died back then?!
7:22 this reminds me off the toxic masculinity of Ken in the barbie movie. With the horses and stuff
Kinda upsetting/odd to hear Erwin's speech in this context lol
It made me irrationally angry ngl
When Jake posts it’s wine o clock
It probably allows the 911 in the user because Porsche 911 Turbo is a car.
911 is a type of Porsche
Wait so which account is monetized and which isn’t?? I wanna support your content!
6:47 the last thing I expected was Erwin Smith’s speech lmao
911 is genuinely just a model of porsche
Why are people like this so attracted to ancient Greece/Rome 😅
Jake we need another channel called jake twolittle PLEASE
Omg the one night stand joke
"In the second world war" shows footage of 1917 during the first world war
I'll never recover from this
good shit, but a Porsche 911 is a model that absolutely predates 9/11 😬
7:38 Jake keeping the piping hot tea all for himself
I thought the matrix edit was referring to older kids bullying younger one's.
Porsche 911 is a model of Porsche jake😭
Oh I was thinking it could also be 9 1 1 for emergency calls
911 was in reference to the car. The Porsche 911
video with greece stAtue dudes and lyrics * insane metamorphasis music plays*
11 minutes ago?? It’s like I’m subscribed and have post notifications turned on or something
911 is the actual name of a Porsche model
His account was talking about the 911 porsche, its a type of car
They better NOT be a fight club fan istg if they are I'm NEVER WATCHING GTHAT GUAT DAM MOVIE AHAIN GRRR 👹👹👹👹
3:12 who tf does this mf think he is LOL
Oh this that phobia kool-aid that’s what this is. Bruh is that true we need to take to the streets RIGHT NOW
10:10 of course you have to have let it happen slowed why did you have to do that😭😭😭
4:35 I LEGIT DIED
5:16 I DIED AGAIN
God may be in your heart but hes in my bed. We're not the same
lmao that's the funniest shit you've said 6:15
Omg our forehead is the same
Hey Jake !! Hope you had a great day
6:50 Not him using Erwin Smiths speech lmao
He wouldn't burn cash, because he doesn't have any of it at all🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:09 me lituwally smokie ween rn
Relgion is a dosy
porch 911 is a car
the clip around 5:28 is from a movie called 1918, and is about WWI. not WWII. so it’s historically inaccurate and stupid!
I’ve never been this early omg
"Scrat Sigma" lmao
Aaaa Jake double!!
Hi Jake
i vote that its an edgy 6th/7th grader
Wine 'o clock
YOU’RE MY FAVORITE UA-camR
This entire account is a giant red flag
omg hi sister!!
biden in his 20s be like (savage)
this is so aplha meow uwu
awesome
Say Jesus without Je 😼
Jake I wanna b friendsssss irl haha. The gays love u ❤️🌈
hi
Sup
I feel like this is satire, but its very poorly done.
Meow
Meow
Bark
Meow
Meow
HIIIIIIII
Heart to heart 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Here b4 10 minutes :D
😂😂😂
You are beautiful 🤩
the subtle 9/11 in their @ smh
911 Turbo is legit just a type of Porsche, its a car
ughhh your face
4:42, this one isn’t really that bad. It’s literally telling the viewer to stop being aloof to physical fitness.
L take if you believe otherwise
“It isn’t THAT bad. L take if you believe otherwise!” Notice how you didn’t say it’s not bad, you said it’s not “that” bad. Cause you know it is bad. /srs
@@SunscreenSmoocher ??????????
It’s like my daily little treat to watch your videos
Jake....PEDOPHILE is not a swear word....yes you still get google money if you say that word in a video....because PEDOPHILE is not a swear word
thank u sm 4 sharing this wonderful acc w us jakey 😻🫶