The most amazing thing about Kevin is that he manages to make us all root for and await the next adventures of the most dangerous and prolific serial killer/terrorist/alien/vampire/wizard the World has ever known. Jim Pickens is personally credited with more murders and “accidents” than anyone else in history, and yet Kevin’s natural incredible charm makes changes him from a war criminal to our Dear Leader.
Kevin: let me make him always in a hotdog so I know he's always not the real Jim. Also Kevin: I forgot why I put him in the hotdog and mistook him for real Jim
Kevin: I'm going to do something evil that the developers didn't intend. Also Kevin: why is the only attention I get from the developers bad attention?
This is for a much older expansion but I'd love to see Kevin try out an exploit I found and thought was too cruel to use myself- feeding pets the golden treat you can buy from the vets, which gives them Gilded Guts disease. They're technically sick, but their poops are worth 100 dollars each and they will occasionally poop a 6k gold bar. The potential of adopting a bunch of pets to do this with just reminded me of Kevin's TS2 cat workforce.
I like to think this is some people’s first video watching Kevin having never played the sims 4 before. Without context Kevin literally sounds insane when he mentions the Santa on the porch, the chickens, the “island”, the brainwashing and so on 😂
I love watching people play with the cottage living pack and freak out when they see the canning animation. Clearly not a lot of people know how canning works. XD
Ngl I went to search canning videos after reading your comment bc I had no idea how to do it 😅 I now just learned that you’re supposed to boil it so that’s why they put jar in the pot
I've already said it in the last video but I'm fairly certain that hot dog Jim is the original and that our Jim is the clone because of the haircut. Hot dog Jim has the original haircut that Jim had in the first 20 episodes of this series before Kevin changed his haircut in the ''Sims 4 but I need a new hostage'' video.
Ah yes, the return, what I’ve been waiting for; however, gonna cook myself a superb meal eat while watching this I need more of the Jim Picken Cinematic Universe
Kevin seems to think about opening a restaurant very often. Like. After everything fails... he thinks about opening a restaurant that only serves a single item.
For those who don't know, the reason "it was just a spark" when Evil Glare was used on another Sim is because it doesn't set Sims on fire. Using Evil Glare on another Sim shares the power with them. The little flare up on the neck is just part of the effect showing what you've done. Since she already had the Evil Glare power from eating the eggs, it didn't light the eyes up because they were already lit. You can actually pass the power between Sims indefinitely this way. Pass it to a second Sim, then have them pass it back once the first one runs out. Jim and Santa could have passed the power back and forth like this and only one plate of eggs needed to be eaten.
On the note of the grocery delivery scene, I used to do that and once purchased 6 5-pound containers of margarine for someone. The strange part was that the rest of their delivery was a totally normal grocery list for a household of two, they just needed an obscene amount of margarine for some reason.
The reference to Charles the Chicken, I'm surprised they included that. It's like the only thing I bought off the Sims 3 store and the chicken coop had an evil chicken you could argue and get into fights with. So much fun.
You have to befriend the evil chicken and ask for evil chicken help for it to fend off the Grim Reaper. They are rather needy And yes, open a restaurant with this. You know we want to see that
i learn a lot from these sims videos. today i learnt that maximising profit and taking over neighborhoods requires a lot of dedication and sacrifice...by chickens. let them do the bidding and then they have to foot the blame. isn't jims fault that the eggs he got from his chicken were cursed
"It was already canned what are you doing?" It wasn't finished. After you put the Jam in a jar you have to put it in boiling water to create the seal to preserve it.
I was hit pretty bad by hurricane ida we have not air or power and it’s gonna be like this for weeks and watching Kevin’s videos is the only highlight of my day
Doesn't Jim have a magic spell that fixes broken objects? Oh well, I suppose even if he does, fixing things isn't exactly his style. Now that I think about it the fact that he could easily fix things with magic, but chooses not to is exactly what Jim Pickens would do.
@@olwynlamberti we’re still friends which i guess was good. i know i’d take her back if she asked. but i really really needed this. i don’t know why but you saying that means more to me than everybody else in my life. thank you.
“I have a horribly evil plan”
This is just normal in any game you play.
"They're all unhappy, dirty and starving"
Are you talking about the chickens or the other sims?
Yes
@Joshua Roehl begone bot
@@MajorBaker-vz9go oh hey, turns out you were right about yesterday
@@IamaPERSON about world sandbox.
@@MajorBaker-vz9go no, about seeing me today
"This is how to brainwash the neighborhood in the Sims"
Well, you would be the expert Kevin.
Of course! He does have a HUGE cul- I mean, community after all!
Our dear lead- I mean, Kevin knows best
@Joshua Roehl kiddy diddler
@YeaMan I'm reporting it until you stop
I’m horribly addicted to watching Kevin’s videos
Me too
I’m horribly addicted to crack cocaine
It's less of an addiction, more of a bsic human need. Like food or sleep.
same but I couldn’t be happier
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
After what you did to Vidcund, Clone Jim should consider himself lucky.
I'm surprised he didn't try to remake him in 4 yet.
Kevin is an expert at making everyone suffer equally in Sims
Its the guy, and I'm first!
Communism:
Everyone suffers equally
Hagrid
Ah, *Equality*
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I don’t think Kevin needed to tell us he had a horribly evil plan. We know your tricks and we love it.
The most amazing thing about Kevin is that he manages to make us all root for and await the next adventures of the most dangerous and prolific serial killer/terrorist/alien/vampire/wizard the World has ever known. Jim Pickens is personally credited with more murders and “accidents” than anyone else in history, and yet Kevin’s natural incredible charm makes changes him from a war criminal to our Dear Leader.
You forgot mermaid. haha
a fantastic comment, i wholeheartedly agree
@@brandirose9145wasn’t Jim also a werewolf at one point? lol
Kevin: let me make him always in a hotdog so I know he's always not the real Jim.
Also Kevin: I forgot why I put him in the hotdog and mistook him for real Jim
"This is how to brainwash the neighborhood in The Sims"
I love how Kevin makes the title seem like a totaly normal thing people would want to look up
funny enough that is an actual item in the sims 4 you can get via the Scientist Job a Satelite that lets you control stuff about your neighborhood
@@silverstone9836 there’s also the item from the strangerville pack that lets u use a satellite to spy on all your neighbors ;-;
Oh, God, the horrific things I have done to Sims
loving how often we get too see Our Dear Leader lately
Ahahaha
Every great dictator needs a sidekick after all
@YeaMan Trash bot
Kevin: "maybe I should start serving this in my restaurants"
Everyone: Yes.
Kevin has already brainwashed 2,75 million people so how hard should a couple of sims be?
Sub to call me Kevin. Feck wrong comment.
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I mean,Sims are dumber than people, so maybe they're too dumb to brainwash
"I don't even remember why the sausage hat"
literally the thing he used to distinguish fake jim from the real jim
If anyone else has been watching these in chronological order and you've reached here, I'm proud of you
:)
Thanks,darling
Kevin: "This is how to brainwash the neighborhood..."
FBI: *proceeds to kick down door*
Kevin: "In the Sims"
FBI: *proceeds to unkick down door*
Plausible deniability. It's all about plausible deniability.
@Joshua Roehl begone bot
Kevin: I'm going to do something evil that the developers didn't intend.
Also Kevin: why is the only attention I get from the developers bad attention?
i love how kevin has brainwashed us into always staying in his basement and never revolt against him and praise him
why would we even want to revolt? i would never revolt against kevin, he is amazing in every way and we are so honoured to be kept in his basement
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This is for a much older expansion but I'd love to see Kevin try out an exploit I found and thought was too cruel to use myself- feeding pets the golden treat you can buy from the vets, which gives them Gilded Guts disease. They're technically sick, but their poops are worth 100 dollars each and they will occasionally poop a 6k gold bar. The potential of adopting a bunch of pets to do this with just reminded me of Kevin's TS2 cat workforce.
There's a Sims 4 treat you can buy from the vet that makes them poop gold, I think it's the poop randomizer
I like to think this is some people’s first video watching Kevin having never played the sims 4 before. Without context Kevin literally sounds insane when he mentions the Santa on the porch, the chickens, the “island”, the brainwashing and so on 😂
Are you implying he dosent sound insane with context? Cause i dont see the diference.
I like sending these to my boyfriend who doesn't know anything about the sims 😂
I'd doubt he isn't
“I’m making a big cake and it’s called... the diabetes”
Cant wait to try it Kevin, sounds lovely
you forgot the pun. the "die-of-eat"ees
@@casualcrisis6349 ah! How could I possibly forget, thank you for reminding me
😐
@@TriumphantDisease 😐
I love watching people play with the cottage living pack and freak out when they see the canning animation. Clearly not a lot of people know how canning works. XD
Ngl I went to search canning videos after reading your comment bc I had no idea how to do it 😅 I now just learned that you’re supposed to boil it so that’s why they put jar in the pot
Even knowing about canning I was still confused for a moment lol, that’s on my brain cells though
I don't know why but " Where is hotdog Jim?" Maybe be my new favorite out of context Kevin quote.
Between the animal proverb jokes, a prequel reference and a vicious killer rabbit I think this might be the single meme-iest Sims DLC
Jim: "Why are we laying on the ground?"
Grocery guy: "You fell asleep so I laid on the ground next to you so everyone would think we were chillin'."
"This is how to brainwash the neighborhood in the Sims"
isn't that what you do in every sims video, Kevin?
Yes, pretty much except this one where he just made them have laser eyes (which start fires)
Day 30 of asking Kevin to finish the Desperate Housewives game
omg yes
plz no! xD But also yes
I was worried I was the only one wishing he'd revisit the desperate housewives
I've already said it in the last video but I'm fairly certain that hot dog Jim is the original and that our Jim is the clone because of the haircut. Hot dog Jim has the original haircut that Jim had in the first 20 episodes of this series before Kevin changed his haircut in the ''Sims 4 but I need a new hostage'' video.
“We’re playing the Sims 4 and I have a horribly evil plan” sooo what’s new?
Grocery delivery is just the way things are done these days. It’s not lazy, it’s social day stanching.
Ah yes, the return, what I’ve been waiting for; however, gonna cook myself a superb meal eat while watching this
I need more of the Jim Picken Cinematic Universe
HAGRID
the MVCU has nothing on the JPCU!
Jim throwing away other people's perfectly good food really takes me back to the original Jim's Jams
Kevin seems to think about opening a restaurant very often. Like. After everything fails... he thinks about opening a restaurant that only serves a single item.
“There are no available stoves”
*ad for furniture and appliance store plays*
Kevin: “replace!”
(It was a really funny coincidence)
Fun fact, you actually do "can" twice IRL, the second heating is for sealing the jars so this is actually realistic
For those who don't know, the reason "it was just a spark" when Evil Glare was used on another Sim is because it doesn't set Sims on fire. Using Evil Glare on another Sim shares the power with them. The little flare up on the neck is just part of the effect showing what you've done. Since she already had the Evil Glare power from eating the eggs, it didn't light the eyes up because they were already lit. You can actually pass the power between Sims indefinitely this way. Pass it to a second Sim, then have them pass it back once the first one runs out. Jim and Santa could have passed the power back and forth like this and only one plate of eggs needed to be eaten.
imagine showing this video to the sims developers 10 years ago
On the note of the grocery delivery scene, I used to do that and once purchased 6 5-pound containers of margarine for someone. The strange part was that the rest of their delivery was a totally normal grocery list for a household of two, they just needed an obscene amount of margarine for some reason.
“So I've industrialized farming which I definitely shouldn't do”
*Karl Marx and Émile Durkheim have entered the chat*
"You know, my brain has started thinking."
The single most scary phrase that Kevin could have said.
Kevin: I‘ve industrialised farming which I definitely shouldn’t do
The UdSSR: Now why would you say a thing like that?
"Evil Jim." "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
You know, I think the one thing that recently really made this series shine was having a second Jim. Can never have to many Jims.
Edit: Spoke to soon.
Putting Santa to work is justified thinking about all them poor Elves he enslaved
Day 78 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
The reference to Charles the Chicken, I'm surprised they included that. It's like the only thing I bought off the Sims 3 store and the chicken coop had an evil chicken you could argue and get into fights with. So much fun.
"Should I open a restaurant and serve this stuff?"
Finally Jim Pickens has a restaurant with 2 dishes!
im happy that someone still makes sims videos like this, god it has been christ knows how long since gray made one
11:28 Now that is a Renaissance Painting
you can always tell what areas kevin has tainted in the sims by the pufferfish restaurants, burned furniture, cursed houses and thinned population.
I'm definitely addicted to watching these videos and not brainwashed. And was not brainwashed to say I'm not brainwashed
Kevin: "I've started thinking"
The World: Panik
You have to befriend the evil chicken and ask for evil chicken help for it to fend off the Grim Reaper. They are rather needy
And yes, open a restaurant with this. You know we want to see that
Black evil chicken: You know, I'm something of a Devil myself
I just got back from 3 days of racing, 4 hour drive and kevin sims vids are the gifts that keep on giving
Kevin: “I industrialized farming which I shouldn’t of done” 😎
Also Kevin: “Why are all my chicken dirty, unhappy and starving!?!” 😲
I am glad we have gotten so many CoL focused videos. It really is one of my favorite packs.
HAGRID
After making the jam he probably put the jars in a pot with water. I'm not sure what it does, but I know it's so they can be properly stored
It serves two purposes. It acts as a second sterilization and it makes sure the jars seals properly so that the canned food doesn't spoil.
Yesss make a midnight pufferfish restaurant! Everyone will die and/or kill each other with anger 😂😂
Day 7 of asking Kevin to bring back the "Hey there friends my name is kevin"
No spam
2:55 Canning requires taking the canned product and immersing it in a hot water bath as the last step, for preservation purposes
When you "can" something, you have to put it in the jar first, then you cook it in the jar to seal it. Canning 101.
Oh, watching Kevin killing lots sims and torture then with evil plans.
What a great way to spend my afternoon ☕
at this point kevin making evil things happen on The Sims is not a surprise anymore its a joy to watch him do it
i learn a lot from these sims videos. today i learnt that maximising profit and taking over neighborhoods requires a lot of dedication and sacrifice...by chickens. let them do the bidding and then they have to foot the blame. isn't jims fault that the eggs he got from his chicken were cursed
Day 28 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey
"Today we're playing the sims and I have a very evil plan!"
As opposed to all the other times when you're evil deeds weren't planned.
If only Kevin knew he was brainwashing my heart into loving him…
I love how the chickens have pop up texts when their unhappy. “White rooster plans on leaving” 😂😂
"It was already canned what are you doing?" It wasn't finished. After you put the Jam in a jar you have to put it in boiling water to create the seal to preserve it.
He should have learned all about this making Jim's Jams
Make Jim love Grilled Cheese as well. theres hidden aspiration you unlock if you eat certain amount of grilled cheese in short time period.
You put him in the hotdog hat to remember which one was the fake Jim. Obviously it failed.
Great tutorial! I learned so much and it was so well explained. You can sense Kevin is an expert in the subject. 10/10
ah yes, the ever evolving mischief of jim pickens, our dear leader
I was hit pretty bad by hurricane ida we have not air or power and it’s gonna be like this for weeks and watching Kevin’s videos is the only highlight of my day
Just the tutorial video I needed
I love how, with or without context, the stunts Kevin pulls never make sense
Come onnnn, Spyro The Dragon next!!!
Doesn't Jim have a magic spell that fixes broken objects? Oh well, I suppose even if he does, fixing things isn't exactly his style. Now that I think about it the fact that he could easily fix things with magic, but chooses not to is exactly what Jim Pickens would do.
Lol guys, remember that Grim is Jim’s ex. They still owe each other some “favors”
1:10 Kevin you don't go to the shop you knock into the neighbours 😂😂
Wait
Since there's two Jims
What if Kevin has actually been playing as the clone
And the clone is the real Jim
I'm being sincere when I say that I cracked up at "well, white rooster's an idiot."
Day "I'm not brainwashed" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games
oh no kevin found a new recipe for his restarant... god help the sims :)
Day 159 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
Day 4 of suggesting that kevin plays doritos crash course for the xbox
Hi Turg, how's it going?
If he does play it, that'll be crazy
@@Carla-wk3mz hi! i'm doing pretty good, how are you?
@@IamaPERSON it really will haha, i play it a lot and surprisingly some stages are pretty difficult
@@callmeturg im good, i celebrated my birthday today (which will actually be in 2 days) and I had fun
The "Hey there friends" never fails to make me smile. It radiates comfort, unlike the actual contents of the video.
HAGRID
kevin’s getting me through a really bad breakup…. so thank you kev
I hope you feel good soon
@@olwynlamberti we’re still friends which i guess was good. i know i’d take her back if she asked. but i really really needed this. i don’t know why but you saying that means more to me than everybody else in my life. thank you.
Be strong for Jim, but seriously going through the same rn.
Sending love your way❤️
Here's that attention you ordered
@@sianblack3042 I just saw you had no replies and felt compelled to try to say something comforting/encouraging. I am glad it helped a bit.
When putting something in a jam jar you have to boil the jars like him did in order to seal the jar. That's why they "pop" when you open them.
at this point ive learned to accept the titles and let Kevin do what he and our lord and saviour jim pikens wants
i swear like a year ago i watched a callmekevin and in 2 days watched EVERY callmekevin video
You don't have to brainwash me, for me to enjoy your videos.
Same
Someone help im watching all of Kevin's videos again 😭
No matter how crappy my day is, i always can look forward to Kevin's daily uploads.
Hagrid
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY. And to one of Kevin’s legendary Sims videos?? I am truly blessed by the Great Kevin
One day you should write down Jim’s entire life and pitch it as a show then see how quickly they ask if you are mentally sound.
10:57 When the kid climbs down the ladder into fire on his own and is surprised when he catches on fire LOL
You’re above diabetes jokes, Kevin. :)
I'm glad someone said this. There's been a few recent videos where he makes fun of diabetes. As a diabetic it honestly really breaks my heart.
Kevins titles are exactly like his videos, unexpected and never dissapointing.
“I have a horribly evil plan”
Ah, so just another day in the Sims 4 with Kevin