Holy lord. I can't stop playing the "oodle oodle ohhh" bits, esp from 6:00-6:40, for EVERYONE I care about. I cry laughing every time. Bless your goddamn soul, Chris D'Elia.
Chris : I’m doing this for me! So true, if the world ended in apocalypse and Chris survived, which he would , i know he still would do the podcast knowing we’re all dead.
Chris, I found myself saying, "I hate you" so much! I said it mind you through tears streaming down my face! So? Your my happy place, and I thank you for that!!!
@@yui_bernz yeah definitely should of done a 9 year old instead of a 3 year old for that bit but he said "I'll stay in the stroller" and he kinda just had to commit to it at that point 😂😂
17:15 Oh yeah! Oh oh oh yea ta ta ta ratatata Oh but ohh ohhhh Ratatatatatata (Ya, yea, yea yeah) Ratatata Sniff snifff sniffff sniiifff sniiffffff Oh yeahhh Snifff snifffff “Thats the scene in The Irishman, that’s my favorite scene in The Irishman!” - Chris D’Elia
I miss m'friends Bryan 'bit killer jones' Callen Chris 'the romantic jaguar' De'lia Will 'gladiator helmet face' Sasso They knuhh s'little about wah fans waaahn
@@Blind_Side94 Chris went on Whitney's podcast and said that they're working out a reboot. It's mainly a scheduling issue. But if it makes enough economic sense then I guess they'll do it.
I just wanna say that I started watching the Show “You” let me just say, Best show out there right now, I’m on episode 9 right now and I just keep thinking of how you are gonna play a role in this, I’m excited af!
Rents due tomorrow and seeing as I’m living paycheck to paycheck.. s’slight dent 🤷♂️ but I’m not gonna be homeless for at least 30 more days so 🌊 🏄♂️ life rips 😎 m’futures too bright
Hustle, bro. Channel genuine positivity and get strategic. We live in America. There's money to be made, despite everything. Success doesn't discriminate. You got this. Stay inspired, man. Much love
OFFLINE USER you’re energy is beautiful bro, really appreciate the positive thoughts and encouragement! Your futures so bright its shining some excess light on mine 😎
This episode rips. You may have hit the 150 a week early dude but there's still room for next week to rip harder than today because you are Chris D'Eliumtumtum when all said and done..🤜🏼🤛🏼
Life hasn’t been ripping lately but honestly listening to this helps.
Malott hang in there I promise it gets better ☺️
Stop being a bitch
I feel that
Same my friend. Chris + currently reading the Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck has been making life rip more again for me. Stay strong my friend!
Too many dents huh?
I play this in my car, windows down, volume cranked, squirtin'
Life rips
Boss move
S'Squirtin!
YYYYyyaeeess
Mike W squirtin in a school zone baby 😎
guard:
Chris: I did 40 squirts in 30 days
guard: goddammit
...Chris: I guess now I'm in the ''squirtzza category''
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kennedy Fraunfelter 💀💀
You sir....win!
Just checking in with the M and the E.
Just keeping the high eye, not the low eye, dude. And that's it.
Gotta have the dialogue to have the monologue
@@jacksonallen3945 Then you realized that you can't have the monologue without the dialogue
Every time someone says “with the M and the E” and angel runs over a box a kittens...
Paul Murphy noooo lmao 😂
Holy lord. I can't stop playing the "oodle oodle ohhh" bits, esp from 6:00-6:40, for EVERYONE I care about. I cry laughing every time. Bless your goddamn soul, Chris D'Elia.
"I've got acting in me cornuh"
Nobody:
Jason Derulo: Whatchu gon do with that full sprite cup
43:20 That Kings Speech part made me laugh so hard, I spit out my water. I am a stutterer & I approve this message😂
Butters making that noise and Chris' reaction to it honestly killed me.
You can't convince me Bustopher Jones is not a porn actor name.
Laughing so hard to this yesterday. Just covering my mouth laughing walking home today, laughing out loud just thinking about it 😂😂😂
This was the first pod of his I listened to. I was in literal tears.
Same here man - stomach toned AF, eyes real juicy : )
“I just wanna be in a movie where I’m like pfffffffffttttttt!!”
........
“I’m so young.”
That "Just for Men" box killed me! Well done, Juan!
I'm so out of breath from laughing. This episode RIPPED.
Chris had over 40 Mao Tai's in 30 days.
Dave Watne that’s a lot of peee zass
You had 40 spelling mistakes in 30 letters
@@Ironman829 babies can't spell 🤷♂️
@@davewatne3374 You're right. And when you're right you're right.
*mai tai
I'm only 8 minutes in and Chris already helped me fight my anxiety n depression this morning! Thank you D'elia!!
Perfect Chris logic:
Chris: "I do this 100% for me, therefore it's for you!"
LIFE RIPS
Why Chris isn't voicing south park characters I will never know
Chris is a walking South Park. He's even got Butters.
Chris with south park is 😱😱🔥🔥
Holy shit i was going to write this comment today. You beat me to it by 4 days 💩
I know why. Because that's random as fuck.
His British dudes so good he sounds Australian while being British acting Asian 😂
Chris : I’m doing this for me!
So true, if the world ended in apocalypse and Chris survived, which he would , i know he still would do the podcast knowing we’re all dead.
Robert Torres good point
S’true
Ya know it
"Quick Quesh.... uhhhhhhhhh"
Haven't laughed that hard in a long time
Listening to Chris high af is golden , just like his shirt
Ikr. I'm high asf right now
If i was his producer i wouldnt be able to keep my shit together during the podcast
Lol if you listen with headphones, especially in this episode, you can hear Juan Fyre laughing but trying to contain it!
There was also a girl sound.
"You look really talented how old are you?" "1 I did poopy"
Chris, I found myself saying, "I hate you" so much! I said it mind you through tears streaming down my face! So? Your my happy place, and I thank you for that!!!
Joe Biden out there giving his own personal King Speech.
"Check profile. Block." Needs to be a shirt asap
I agree!!😍
👍
Omg Chris's just for men face 🤣 I need it in poster size lol!
Rachelstorrersings y’gah’boyf?
🤣
Watching Chris be this happy makes me happy life rips
"I'm goin to Orillia."
"oh rilly?"
"ya."
It kills me everytime he doesn’t make this joke.
Listening to Chris talk about cats is making everything make sense lol
You will return stronger than ever my guy, cant wait
For the record, Chris has the CORRECT take on Anna Paquin’s role in the movie. You don’t understand movies if you were upset at her role in the movie
Somebody needs to make a compilation of all the times Chris yells at Butters.
Please, make this happen.
HOLY FUCK WHEN HE SAYS AT 19:00 HE NEEDS ALMODS, I HAD A MOUTH FULL OF ALMONDS WOWOWOWWOWWOW S'COOL
3:05 he's amped already in this episode
My mom has cancer I wish I could relax. But I'll keep trying to get to a life ripping mentality. I love the Mai Tai and stuff edited into the bottom 🤣
😂😂😂 the kid voice after being asked if he wants to see cats
😀😀😀kids got a fuckin silly goose mouth too
I have no idea what he said tho. Loool
@@yui_bernz yeah definitely should of done a 9 year old instead of a 3 year old for that bit but he said "I'll stay in the stroller" and he kinda just had to commit to it at that point 😂😂
He was saying scary, without the s. "Is too cary"
Butters was just trying to MEOW, cuz of all the CATS previews...
Lol 😆😂💞
CHRIS ; U KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY RAINY CALI DAY!!!
I always lose it when he does that Kings Speech impression. What’s the other episode he does it on?? Any babies know?
Matt Acosta can you time stamp this one please I cannot find it and I was in legit tears
Ben Tranter i can’t remember on this one but i found a link to the other episode he does it on from a Reddit post. Episode 124 52:32
Damn it! I could of swore I remembered but i cannot for the life of me
The other is just as funny tho hahahaha
43:15 of this one
Chris do a full podcast with different accents! “I’ve got acting in me corner” 😂
Imagine Chris's amazement when he discovers "The Cat in the Hat" movie
That would be golden
Thanks. I needed this today. I was honestly in tears during the beginning. Thanks again!
Life rips dude. It just does, and that’s it!
Gotta boyf?
And that’s why we have a SILLY GOOSE TIME!!!
I’m gonna name my daughter H&M
Titties fuckin rip dude
Tru
Here for a silly goose time, and if you don’t think that’s it then y’wrong 🤷🏻♂️
Really hope if he has a girl that she’s DYING to see cats so he has to sit through it 😂
MiaDuncan23 y’gah’boyf?
My iced americano came out my nose when he said butters went “mahhhh”.
ALL GOOD
This podcast keeps me going.
@ 47:23 if you turn up your volume and listen closely you can hear the sound butters makes. 😂Lmao I laughed so hard. 😂
Why do I have the feeing that Chris didn't hear back from his audition for "CATS"?
Gerry Bird He wanted so bad to be Bustopher Jones.
@@caricatureparty the fact you know one of their names depresses me. Lol
I think he would name himself "Vanilla Delilla"
Gerry Bird I had to Google it.
Lmao 🤣 the way he is so hyped about it lol 😅😂
46:15 I'm dead.... 😂☠️👌🏻⚰️ " I'm a cat w/ a fnnnnn suit on that's got to hang around Jason Derullo" 😂☠️😂☠️
31:54 "Wow I can't wait to see Cats, I would never see Cats" Chris Spindly D'elia 2019
This is exactly what a person like me needs to hear. Missing Chris!
I miss him too bro
17:15
Oh yeah! Oh oh oh yea
ta ta ta ratatata
Oh but ohh ohhhh
Ratatatatatata
(Ya, yea, yea yeah)
Ratatata
Sniff snifff sniffff sniiifff sniiffffff
Oh yeahhh
Snifff snifffff
“Thats the scene in The Irishman, that’s my favorite scene in The Irishman!” - Chris D’Elia
So hard seeing your favourite comedian literally die. :(
i can't tawlk
3:04 lmao when he starts freaking out
..And I’m Chris “The Sniper” D’Elia.
Will: Why are you “The Sniper”?
Chris: Cuz I know how to pick’em.
#TMPreboot #lifewouldrip #keepsquirtin
Bonkey’s you forgot the part where he says he picks them from standing on top of a building. 😂
Piece of Bacon Oh yeah! And after that Will says, “Well, that’s a scenario that you’ll never be in.” Lol
Bonkey’s 😂😂
I miss m'friends
Bryan 'bit killer jones' Callen
Chris 'the romantic jaguar' De'lia
Will 'gladiator helmet face' Sasso
They knuhh s'little about wah fans waaahn
@@Blind_Side94 Chris went on Whitney's podcast and said that they're working out a reboot. It's mainly a scheduling issue. But if it makes enough economic sense then I guess they'll do it.
Chris sounds just like Walter Jr from Breaking Bad when he is doing his kid impressions hahaha
He’s definitely seeing Katz dude.
I just wanna say that I started watching the Show “You” let me just say, Best show out there right now, I’m on episode 9 right now and I just keep thinking of how you are gonna play a role in this, I’m excited af!
When he tries not to laugh at 14:03 😂
Rents due tomorrow and seeing as I’m living paycheck to paycheck.. s’slight dent 🤷♂️ but I’m not gonna be homeless for at least 30 more days so 🌊 🏄♂️ life rips 😎 m’futures too bright
Rob nah see, even if I end up at motel 6.. they’ll leave the light on for me 💡😎 m’futch.. s’bright
Rob 😂😂
😎😎😎
Hustle, bro. Channel genuine positivity and get strategic. We live in America. There's money to be made, despite everything. Success doesn't discriminate. You got this. Stay inspired, man. Much love
OFFLINE USER you’re energy is beautiful bro, really appreciate the positive thoughts and encouragement! Your futures so bright its shining some excess light on mine 😎
I gotta watch this more an absolute day booster and a solid giggle no matter what
Had a great time in Houston man, u killed it! Hope ya come back
The cat played by Jason Derulo is my spirit animal.
Listening to this podcast is like having a verbally abusive boyfriend with OCD.
Love and miss you Chris still my favorite comedian and one of my favorite people👶
S'uh stupid when you get here early so there are no good comments, right
People who waahn b first know s'little about yuhchuuuh
yyyain't helping
Eh s'insecure when you write "right" in the end
A bird and Mr Burns!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
Chris D’Elia: “I’m a BABY!”
AND BABIES GET TO DO WHAT THEY WANT. Almost spit my eggs on my keyboard laughing.
Here for a silly goose time and that’s fuckin IT
I swear I was sitting on my computer just WAITTTINGGG FOR CHRIS!
"I'm coming to Peoria for some fuckin reason" lmao
Me: on a lounge chair not giving a dent
Chris: “it’s hot in here”
Me: 👀
Naaa naaa na na ate too many prunes, then I shitted on a lawn chair LAWDYDAWDYDAW
Not giving a dent.....true baby
I respect a man who doesn’t give a SHIT, who’s doing it for himself. You keep blocking those people Chris!😁👍
"Life can rip all clinked up, cause the guards can't stop ya from squirtin'"
Chris D'Elia
“Wiggle wiggle wiggle” id watch this 30X’s over again and still laugh as hard 😂
This episode rips. You may have hit the 150 a week early dude but there's still room for next week to rip harder than today because you are Chris D'Eliumtumtum when all said and done..🤜🏼🤛🏼
Watching this is inspirational for some reason , getting to meet Bun B and DJ Premier in the same day is LEGENDARY
Chris should do a whole episode singing popular tunes in a silly way
I’ve got acting in me corner lmaooo
23:55 might as well be my new ringer
Rom Tom Tilly Tom made me fucking cry 😂😂😂😂
I'd only watch Cats if Chris was in it.
Introducing Chris Delila, Delio, Deilija ....Chris
4:50 the feeling is the secret , straight up
"The thing is though....No!" My response to everything that's not a Silly Goose time and that's it
"Isn't that the movie where Colin Firth was like..." Bruuuh 😂💀
DROP NO DENTS DAD HATS I WILL BUY YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
I could see Poppa D'Elia as Mungojerrie with The Slept King by his side as Rumpleteazer.
Why does it sound like chris is not investing using cash app lul
Same reason it doesn't sound like he bets on sports games
BAGS
NewNoise02 He’s too young to gamble.
@@caricaturepartyGood point
43:23 had me crying laughing bro.
The walls look like the floors and the floors look like the roof at chris' house
#acid
This was my favorite episode ever just for that Biden impersonation 😂😂😂 Can’t wait for your show in Chicago!!
His ad readings are funnier than his stand up
I listened to this episode and now one half of my lungs fell out but it’s all good life rips love you Chris
you really missed out on an opportunity for "bustopher jones and me"
17:15 best De Niro and al Pacino impressions to date
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD CHRIS D'ELIA
the youngest DARK LORD we know
@Micah Mcgaffin he never claimed to be a the dark LORD ?
idk why i only came across it today-but chris...you killed that KB Footloose dance