This Is My Life! (151) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Today Chris discusses being in You, Goodfellas, pre-security restaurants in the airport, having a baby, Mariah Carey, speaking gibberish, Volcano and Dante's Peak being released in the same year, box office bombs, and we name an elder!
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28:00 for the baby announcement
Thanks. Was searching for this.
Thank you!!!
John Smith pretty sure it’s Kristin Taylor, tried to follow her on IG but shes private and declined my follow ): they want privacy though so I understand! She has 2k followers so I thought she accepted a lot of randoms but I guess she just knows 2k people😂 lol
Hero
Thank ya👍
When Chris says “I’m in you”, I chuckle. And that’s that.
Causeway underrated comment 😝
Gonna be weird when Chris is younger than his own son 🤯
Michael Henry oh I see, u brought some jokes with u .....
@@italianauthority4243 Where's the joke?
Just got to the baby part now this is even funnier... i had a boy when i was 23... congratulations to chris.
Michael Henry your FACEEEEE
Michael Henry you’ve been waiting all week to comment this 😂
This folks is a changed Chris D'elia. The Man is Complete.
S'gay
Thing is he’s known for months. So no. You’re just learning about it for the first time, and want to feel special.
Into the Mild you’re prob right but you’re also the worst kind of person :)
when daddy becomes a daddy... love to see it
And he'll be younger
Smiling too hard for this man, he gonna be a dad
Chris "firing on all syllables" Delia
Alex Hanson bro I saw this comment as he said it😂😳
I’m surprised this episode isn’t called “In the Beninging”
I'm surprised that people still believe that video is real :P P.S. That guy messed up only 1 time and it was edited to make it funny. :P
I can't believe this episode isn't called "M'havin a Baby!"
@@rolly.ro_ That's absolutely incorrect sir edit: I was wrong lul
Everyone like this so Chris will see it and change it.
"Listen Pro-pAh-lee"
When Chris said he was having a baby did I think it was a joke initially ehyyeesss. Even when I realized he was being serious was it still a little hard to take him seriously ehyyeesss!
thebennylee Do I hate seeing all the comments that parrot the way Chris talks? Yess. Is it ironic that I’m doing it now to shit on it? Yesss. Is it my own issue? Yessss. Have I become what I hate? Yessssss
Same
Oh damn i thought they just watched the video of the bitch that cant pronounce 'eyes' right after she pronounces 'yes'
Ecstract 😂
I'm absolutely in my cubicle having a silly goose time in my heart with my headphones on
Do both of my parents speak Spanish?
Yes
Did either of them teach me Spanish?
No
Do my grandparents ask me “when are you going to learn Spanish?” As if that time hasn’t already come and gone?
Yes.
Too on point💯😅
The new Elders story was so sweet. Made me tear up. If there’s any Elders deserving of their title it’s these two brothers. Bless them.
I'm so glad that he's having a kid. You could tell he'd been wanting to for a long time.
"I'm putting another one into the world. He'll be here for ya." Sooo cute.
Chris: I wasn't sure how to tell everyone I'm having a baby
Also Chris: "I'm having a baby"
thats the way its got be done no cutting around the point just straight up spill it how it is
Imagine Chris being your dad
@@theogate-snipyninja9556 i love imagine that cause that'd mean my father is still alive lmao 😂
I fucking miss you Chris! You seriously brought so much joy to my day! Your sense of humor is special, and I've been looking for someone as entertaining, funny, down to earth as you are. You filled my void of disinterest, I was losing interest in 95% of the people around me. But you brought a light into my life that completely drew me in. God bless you Chris, and your whole family! One day we will laugh together again!
40:58 ---> the exact moment I shed a tear. And I NEVER cry.
Callen D'Elia, son of Chris. Nice ring to it.
Ok well Chris just said he’s “firing on all syllables” so that’s good
Bro imagining a Military Squad talking to each other like how Chris talks is one of the funniest things I can imagine
Nova it’s how we have a silly goose time
Died when he broke into “in the beninging” while trying to think of an analogy about opening a restaurant before check in. Perfect timing.
Time stamp ?
Yes. Imagine that idiot was a president of a country.
@@Lordxlawrencee 06:35
That first ad is the least chris delia thing he’s ever said
Dude I'm sitting here watching him read that and I'm like "hello?" 🤣
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If he had it rehearsed I think he could kill it with the ad... it’s pretty clever with all the stock talk but Chris reading it like a book it was weird lol
manifested a baby by using the word baby s'much
As a dad, I can’t wait for the BAGS...under Chris’s eyes when he has a baby.
He's definitely gonna be firing on all syllables.
I'm sooooooo happy for him!!!!!! He's been talking about "When I have a kid.." since forever!!! Raise this kid right, Chris. Show us how its done😂♥️♥️♥️
Petition to have Chris legally name his kid Charlie Grateful
You're the first to go
Damian Monroe
Theodore Tfatk D'elia
Ludacris*
@@TrenbolognaSARMich nailed it
I want a Instagram post of him talking to his kid as his little boy character.
“I’m firing on all syllables”
Firing into his girl...
Most I’ve ever smiled during the podcast was when he said he’s having a kid
Didn’t know he even had a gf. I respect him keeping his personal life private.
I immediately respected him for that too. 😂
Yeah I love that
Lol honestly would you be surprised though if it was just some chick he knocked up
Jeremy Lee 😂
Chiyori Nakanishi 😂 I really hope you’re wrong.
Honestly Chris getting all mushy over having a kid is my absolute favorite thing. This is the cutest shit I've ever seen in my life.
what you said about people being out there for each other was very touching
Chris "I try to be Keanu but then I can't find the time code" D'elia
Congratulations big daddy d'elia!
Chris I miss you bro.. I got in trouble a year ago and had to do community service and your podcast got me through it all man. Thank you for all the laughs through the tough times.
Congratulations to you on becoming a Dad!! 👶🏻
We're still out there for you brother! Hope life's still rip! You come back when you feel it!
I love Chris D'Elia's Albuquerque rants. It always makes me laugh.
“If you have both eyes on the prize, then you don’t have an eye on the journey.”
That’s a good one
Two eyes on the prize are blind to the path
He's gonna be the best dad ever!
Because he's closer to his son's age than anyone's ever been.
Yah i mean...his dad is amazing, seems like the nicest most loving dude every time I see him interact with Chris. Apple gonna fall right NEXT to that tree, dude
@@IloveGorgeousGeorge 100%
You've obviously never seen me dad. I'm told I'm the greatest dad ever.
@@klumaverik well I guess Chris has some competition ;)
Can someone please make a “Butters, you’re an incel” compilation
You make it..
Kendama204 you help me make it..
Make it, the both of you guys!
Alex Webb now you’re in this too. Quite the team I’ve built.
@@LAHowell omg make it now.
Question: Who did Chris tell first of the baby?
His wife or Bobby?
Congratulations Chris! Being a dad changed my life! 3 years sober thanks to my little man. Dive in and enjoy every day! You’ll be a great father I know it!
Oh Chris. That made me pretty damn emotional. Don’t ask me why but I was just overcome with happiness for you having a baby. You’re gonna be a great papa Chris. Love you.
"Dude my voice is beautiful" You're goddamn right, the Leader is blessed by vocal chord angels.
Did anyone else think of the Netherlands "not a basement" when he was describing the place in the basement of your heart 😂
I'm so happy for you. Seeing how you light up when talking about becoming a dad makes me smile. You're going to be a super fun dad.
Looks like we need to get a crib for The Log Cabin baby, babies.
Smiling and crying for Chris right now. Hearts so full.
if you're really having a baby then enjoy the last 9 months of being the youngest man alive
Only at 21 years of age, Chris' son Callen D'Elia is going to be the youngest man ever.
He’s younger than his son though
He's the oldest baby
That part when he says that we listen to this to have silly goose time in our heart and he has silly goose time for us hit so close home its insane dude! Thank you for that for real
Congrats on ur baby, Chris! My son was born this month and I couldn’t be happier.
Wait until he's a toddler
@@crypticraps 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
hifret
Wait till he's 17 and a half
Congratulations Chris. I’ve got 3 boys and man I tell ya, being a dad is the best.
“firing on all syllables” DELIA 2019
The part with making the brothers elders was awesome.
Chris, seriously congratulations on having a baby.
Congratulations babies!!!!
Twelve minutes in Delano starts a fight with himself and almost loses
Chris... I can't believe how happy I am for you. Gonna be a great dad. You've helped me so much with my depression the last couple months. Sincere thanks for all the laughs!
Great podcast man just watched all 65 minutes of it just now
S'false
@chummy mcgee nshit'sherrr
I wondered how many vids I had to go back from his most current one that wouldn't have the comments turned off hahahhaahhahahahah
Definitely should’ve titled this episode “New Beningings”
Love that I picked this episode Cali and u are legit the cutest but dress up with him already thanks love u comedy dad
I'm so fucking happy for you Chris. Legit, almost cried. The D'Elia genes are strong! Bill is gonna be an awesome grandpa, Matt will be the best uncle and Ellie will be the best grandma! Congrats to you and your lady. 😭💜
Relax
30:48 the way chris realises he's gonna be a dad for real. S'teary-eyed
Chris having an incoherent breakdown at 12:00 is so god damn funny.
My favorite part 😂😂
Lol it's actually really coherent but it's gold.
@@here7036 It's definitely "Chris coherent"
this is the best episode so far!
I wonder how many times Chris's dad will kiss the baby on the eye until there's a chester rumble.
I’m screaming with excitement!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Bet: that baby makes a dent.
Oh yeah!
Doubt it!
Don't all babies lol
No dents
😂😂😂😂
I'm so happy for you and your girl, Chris!! Life really does rip!♥️ And thank you to the newest elder for his sacrifice to the USA . This was hands down one of the best episodes you have ever done.
Did Stallone see the “hands are tied now” reaction?
Chris honestly I do listen to you sitting in my cubical at work trying so hard not to laugh. My coworkers know when I’m listening to you because I can’t always hold in my laugh. So THANK YOU!! I’m here for the silly goose time
Owning a restaurant before check-in, is like trying to open up a Starbucks in your own house
Evan Shelkey a racist Starbucks
Most excellent episode! Best one cuz he shared some awesome news with us today! So frick'n happy for the entire family and his girls family! Yes! 8 waited until i was 36 to have my daughter and I'm a better parent for it. That's just for me, everyone is different. But from what I know about Chris from watching his rise going back many years of watching him...and Erik Griffins's Riff'n with Griff'n podcast I watched yesterday, got a personal feel and he seemed different in a way that I can't put into words but a few come to mind...content, more personable with us as an active audience and fans. We also a little more humble and intimate with us as his supporters and fan base. Again, blessings to the families. Thank you for sharing with us Chris and giving us all you have as an entertainer and person!
i couldn't tell if he was being serious about having a baby at first. Congrats chris life rips ♥♥♥
The idea of Chris being a dad brings a genuine smile to my face. So happy for him. Congratulations!! ❤️
And when we needed him most...he was gone. Man fuck this world dude
Chris been growing on me for years cuz there is a Chris type inside of me, it's that wavelength. This ep is so good to see, i like the realness. Congratulations!
_Chris, late night, packed into a car of drunk people, at the wheel stuck in a mcdonalds drive thru
_
cinematic gold
Congratulations Chris!! Finally got to your announcement. I thought it was so incredibly nice of you to say what u did about being there for people. God Bless Dude, you're good peeps
OMG Congratulations Chris! Can't wait for the beningin of dad jokes!
Appreciate the encouraging message midway through, Chris. Coming from someone searching struggling in their own way
Eh S'struggling on that read in the beninging. Also pumped Chris is gonna be a Dad, because obviously life rips.
30:50 - 30:55 This emotion is the epitome of fatherhood.
advice to everyone: skip to 1:30
@islanti I agree but that copy was just horrible
Fulladents vellios
congrats chris!! so excited for u
Got on my meundies over my manscaped package, investing on the cash app, and ready to laugh!
#weirdo
this episode, from beneengeng to end was straight fire!! WHOO!!
Chris at bar talking to chick even though he don’t drink: hey, just so you know, I’m gonna be in you
Make your burger sideways
She’s Penelope, she’s soOoOoO cool.
Ina tha beninnging of watching this podcast and your netflix specials, it literally took me 5 minutes to brand you as my all time favorite comedian, you’re just so unique to the comedy scene and continue to change both me and my friends way of talking to each other and our slang 😂 mmmbest comedian through and through
S'Comedian since the beninging. Should go carolling singing "It's Chris's time in the city". Also that isn't waddling at 7:29 he's literally trying to shit out all those extra letters lmfao
this podcast ripped SO hard. The part about the secret compartment in the basement in the heart where even when you're at work, you're having a silly goose time, 's true.
From “thank you so much for your service” to “so my friend does so many herbal drugs”
Congratulations Congratulations!
Just had my first kid this past June. Stoked for you!
Yay let's tune into another podcast of Chris telling everyone how great he is and how great his life is unironically.
This.
That end about nominating those brothers as elders made me misty eyed. I have loved ones that suffer from PTSD from time served in the military and law enforcement it’s truly a rough thing.
I thought the whole kid part was a bit. Congrats Chris
I respect how he dives head first into the rabbit hole and I'm pencil diving right along with him
In the biningi guy made me laugh out loud at work s'hilay
Chris is gonna be the craziest 70 year old man. I hope he does this podcast forever