I’m convinced he’s one of the greatest stand ups in history, he can do everything- observational, one liners, dirty jokes, politics etc and all whilst being hilarious not just amusing.
that's what was awesome about frankie, even when he's not using his dark stuff he still manages to get a good laugh, like with the dalek poetry reading
советская собака aka soviet dog On the night of Madeleines “abduction” her parents and their friends were dining at a restaurant and left the kids in their apartment with no adult supervision. So when Frankie said “if we’re all here, who’s looking after Madeleine?” that’s what’s he means
You have the body of someone half your age... growing inside your womb. Absolutely incredible joke 😂 even better that it takes a few seconds for everyone to catch on
the wolf one tickled me, its so simple. also, 6:10, is that mark watson? what are those trousers. give him a green t shirt and a great dane, and you've got yourself shaggy.
Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, The Sugar Puffs Monster, and Daniel Day Lewis, WELCOME TO OPERATION M I N D F U C K
DeadSimpleHD I don't think he died 'as a result' of playing the joker. It was just that like a lot of actors he was doing drugs and incidentally died a bit after The Dark Knight finished filming.
you missed the "If we're all here, who's looking after Madeleine?" and "Dear Points of View, after watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy I thought that if I had gay friends they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me"
The thing is with frankie, he will slag scotland, take the piss out of glasgow people. And we love it 🤣😂🤣 not sure if a england standup ripped all england apart, they would laugh
Clayton Hilliard The main plot of lord of the rings involves destroying a powerful ring, and a ring is also another word for an anus, should explain it :)
Please forgive me, but I always forget the name of the bald headed guy on the left with Russell Howard. I know who he is, but I just never remember his name for some reason. I think he's pretty funny too. I think my four favourites are Frankie, Howard, Baldy-man and Dennis.
Well I can't blame you for adding a high pitched noise to escape Content ID, but could you have found something slightly less annoying? Like sub-bass or something?
Lol I didn't use anything it must just be the (lack of) quality of the clips. So long as I don't monetize my videos I don't need to worry about copyrights (I'm not showing full length episodes).
Can some tell me the episode or send me the vid where he say's something like "press the red button to activate the vibrating donuts in my pants......please" it came into my head last week on the tube and i started laughing. please get back to me , i dont want to be embarrassed for nothing
I love the way Russell reacts to frankies jokes😂
Like he can never be as funny. 😂
The Dalek poetry reading quote never fails to make me smile.
DAFFODILS
Darkstar263 Smile? More like die with laughter!
Darkstar263 it always brings tears to my eyes
One of the best
It’s brilliance is in its simplicity.
I know that’s obvious, but praise where praise is due.
"there's a white man in the final of the 100m, good luck with that" it kills me every time
+Archy Honors Cristoph LeMaitre, you know the French guy.
+Archy Honors Cristoph LeMaitre, you know the French guy.
What does it mean? Please explain.
JustSome MovieGuy it’s a joke that black people run faster, which is scientifically true
the one where he says about the olympics ‘i wonder why black people don’t take over the earth’ is hilarious
I’m convinced he’s one of the greatest stand ups in history, he can do everything- observational, one liners, dirty jokes, politics etc and all whilst being hilarious not just amusing.
Sadly in recent times he's gone woke as fuck =(
that's what was awesome about frankie, even when he's not using his dark stuff he still manages to get a good laugh, like with the dalek poetry reading
"Nobody can touch this Russian gymnast, except her coach and her uncle!"
The doctor for the American team learned this far too late.
Way too late.
10:04 I love Frankie's little smirk, like "if you thought that was in poor taste, I'm just getting warmed up!"
That Dalek poetry reading was awesome.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the world trade center! CLASSIC
I remember that episode was first broadcast about 3 days before I went to America 🤣🤣
And by "best bits" you should mean "all bits". Boyle, you brilliant, sadistic bastard.
Of course! :)
DeadSimpleHD i dont get the joker one and i feel kinda stupid could anyone point out the joke/ pun
slayahm4ster The actor who played the Joker, Heath Ledger, died, hence how he'll 'never be back' :)
ahhh ty
It must have been so daunting for guests to appear alongside Frankie Boyle. He makes everyone else seem shit.
... unless you're Russell Howard... when being shit is normal
Susie Henderson i wouldn’t say that, i quite enjoy russell howard
@@ryannsinnia but you didn't say that, I did
Hugh was often very good too. There were often moments when he and Frankie would just take turns. It was great
They cut out frankies best one for the dinner party: If we're all here then whos looking after maddie?
moltresjr Haha yeah I would have included it but I can't find it anymore on UA-cam :(
I’m not British I don’t get it
советская собака aka soviet dog
On the night of Madeleines “abduction” her parents and their friends were dining at a restaurant and left the kids in their apartment with no adult supervision. So when Frankie said “if we’re all here, who’s looking after Madeleine?” that’s what’s he means
Mental Maud oh fuck that’s dark
@@THEREALBLU13 welcome to Frankie Boyle
THIS ONE IS CALLED DAFFODILS
EXTERMINATE DAFFODILS
"Would anyone like to swap a packet of Space Raiders for some Dairylea Dunkables?"
Only if you give me 2 packets
What do all those words mean?
Space Raiders and Dairylea Dunkables are a type of food
lamosos you are obviously not from the UK if you don't know
***** No shit, cumberbatch.
Anyone watching this godly work in 2020??
Hell yeah my guy
The Nigella Lawson joke is brilliant
Absolute genius. One of the best, never fails to make me laugh.
Watch these at least once a year, Frankie just keeps getting funnier and funnier.
Get yourself a partner who looks at you with admiration the same way Russell looks at frankie 😂
"Sorry I'm late, I had trouble finding a vein"
I had to get out of my seat and then grab a couple of tissues for the vegetarian option one. I'm still crying, fucking genius
Strange time to have a wank, but ok
Will Haigh Haha touche Will, touche
+Omair Sheikh Touch willy, touch.
Ftfy.
"There is a vegetarian option. You can fuck off"
Holy shit, that was great. His timing is so on point.
Hello Canterbury, Lets make some fucking noise!
Haha just imagine it
it would be amazing.
so many hiv and wife jokes, i suppose thats what u get if u grew up in scotland xD
KirkinsteinMC Brutal :)
dxhangover don't hate the player, hate the game!
dxhangover hey, its not my fault that frankie boyle says this
What that supposed to be funny?
+Kirkinstein bump
Fucking brilliant comedian really miss him on mock the week not the same without him
The dog beating Tim henman is my personal favourite lol
The Bond HIV joke cracks me up every time
The exterminate daffodils one is just fantastic! Reminds me of Bender from Futurama, one of his top 10 most used words 😂
I would watch the shit out of operation mind-fuck.
You missed "Brace yourself Agnes, it's that time of the year again" from season 5
Ah, I didn't understand the joke that's why :)
"You want me to put my dingaling in your fairy cave, are you mad woman?!" is another great one.
"Warning.... little chef 1 mile"
😂😂😂
@@mattsmith1173 Meaning?
@@hop-skip-ouch8798 Little Chef was shit that's why they shutdown
9:50 that was lethal 😂
I'm crying,it's too funny!
Frankie:"Erectile problems? hahaha."
Happy holidays everyone!
do it this year aswell lol
what about this year
What about this year?
You too
14:06 is my favourite
WELCOME TO OPERATION MIND FUCK
Frankie pure dead brilliant he makes other comics look and sound so tame
You have the body of someone half your age... growing inside your womb. Absolutely incredible joke 😂 even better that it takes a few seconds for everyone to catch on
Please explain....I still haven't caught on....
It's basically a child rape joke. No other way to describe it
Dara's reactions add to the hilarity.
It's nice how you can watch his beard grow
the wolf one tickled me, its so simple.
also, 6:10, is that mark watson? what are those trousers. give him a green t shirt and a great dane, and you've got yourself shaggy.
"There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off" XDXD
"What's that joker? You'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be" XD Ouch!
+KT926 i didn't get the joker joke can you explain ?
+Tank Man the actor Heath ledger who played the joker passed away after the batman film
Dr who, dalek poetry exterminate all daffodils priceless lol
“No one can touch this Russian gymnast, except her coach and her uncle.”
Larry Nassar: “sweats profusely”
The Joker joke refers to Heath Ledger's recent death
The sky is also blue...
Frankie Boyle was an absolute genius 👍
that Gabby Logan joke was brilliant
Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, The Sugar Puffs Monster, and Daniel Day Lewis,
WELCOME TO OPERATION M I N D F U C K
I thought he was going to say.
There's a bar in the pool.
See, tsunamis aren't all that bad.!!
No matter how many times i hear the dalek poetry i absolutely die laughing.
BRING HIM BACK!!
Love Frankie very original a guaranteed laugh.
The man is a genius 🙌
I don't get the one about the Joker in the "Things you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie" section at 11:18. Was Frankie talking about Heath Ledger?
Yeah man, Heath played the Joker but tragically died as a result. It's pretty brutal :)
DeadSimpleHD I don't think he died 'as a result' of playing the joker. It was just that like a lot of actors he was doing drugs and incidentally died a bit after The Dark Knight finished filming.
I think there's a lot of speculation about it. I heard it was a result of his die-hard (pardon the pun) method acting. Either way, a true legend
Watching this stoned haha funny shit!! Frankie boyle, kevin bridges LEGENDS!!😂
You should watch Jimmy Carr
jimmy carr i dont like him lol
Bit late, but you forgot «You want me to put my dingeling into your fairy cave? ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN?!» from season 5
One of the best
The pounding techno one always get me
I've got one for the rugby "and Scotland has won it"
Put your foot down I think we can lose them 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you missed the "If we're all here, who's looking after Madeleine?" and "Dear Points of View, after watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy I thought that if I had gay friends they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me"
I couldn't find the first one, and the second I'm pretty sure I used, if it's not in this one it might be in the Too Hot For TV one
DeadSimpleHD Oh, maybe the first one is in Tramadol Nights and he says that they wouldn't air it on MTW
I can see why tbh aha
the madeleine one was cut out. he mentions it on his stand up
golden graham I see, I've seen it on UA-cam before but can't find it now :(
13:09 Frankie's Best!
I.miss frankie boyle, his jokes were too funny and hard to match.
Vegetarian option is GOLD
11:19 Heath Ledger death joke?
Yes
Frankie. Saucy as ever.
Some comedians straddle the line, Frankie Boyle puts on the strap on.
When he was working for Lord Strapon 🤣🤣🤣
That operation mindfuck joke is unreal 😆 🤣
I swear the "Killer alien vagina" one got a huge laugh?
The thing is with frankie, he will slag scotland, take the piss out of glasgow people. And we love it 🤣😂🤣 not sure if a england standup ripped all england apart, they would laugh
Can someone explain the "Ah Frodo! You're hurting me! When I said you should destroy the ring!" joke?
Clayton Hilliard The main plot of lord of the rings involves destroying a powerful ring, and a ring is also another word for an anus, should explain it :)
DeadSimpleHD Ohhhh! It all makes sense now.
Please forgive me, but I always forget the name of the bald headed guy on the left with Russell Howard. I know who he is, but I just never remember his name for some reason. I think he's pretty funny too. I think my four favourites are Frankie, Howard, Baldy-man and Dennis.
Andy Parsons
That's the one! I don't know why I always forget his name and it bugs me when I try to remember. Thanks, mate. Until I forget it next time. xD
He loves the hiv jokes doesnt he
One day you will be able to buy 'Frankie Boyle' sandpaper.
Coarseness - Extreme
Perfect for freeing up a sticky racist door.
14:00 just keeping a bookmark
hehhh yeah
If there wasn’t a HIV joke there was always a Kerry Katona joke.
Ahh Frodo yourrr hurrrtin mi!
As someone who has to buy lidl shampoo i feel attacked 🤣
Brilliant command of English Expression
Non pc..how refreshing
Welcome to operation mindfuck!
I died at operation mind fuck
+neel joshi Penis wasn't sterilized?
frank is pants .. awesome
Well I can't blame you for adding a high pitched noise to escape Content ID, but could you have found something slightly less annoying? Like sub-bass or something?
Lol I didn't use anything it must just be the (lack of) quality of the clips. So long as I don't monetize my videos I don't need to worry about copyrights (I'm not showing full length episodes).
To quote an interesting movie: He didn't cross the line, he fucking nuked it!
“Dear bitch, I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it?” Classic
8:19 haha fucking diying
10.08 best cheeky smile ever
13:01 😂
His best line ref Harry Potter and Irvine Welsh is missing
These xrays are perfect but compared to your XD
shear genius
Even back in 2000s, at the time when he said all these HIV jokes - it wasn't a deadly condition as implied.
Does modern treatment for HIV prevent AIDS altogether or merely postpone it?
anonUK It is postponed for as long as the medicine is taken. Which essentially means prevention.
@@ajfrostx That certainly sounds economically viable for the drug companies.
Who's the lady in the green dress from series 6?
Lucy Porter
Can some tell me the episode or send me the vid where he say's something like "press the red button to activate the vibrating donuts in my pants......please" it came into my head last week on the tube and i started laughing. please get back to me , i dont want to be embarrassed for nothing
14:08
Did anyone else not get the Joker joke?
10.05 - mission accomplished lol
frodo your hurting me. i said we should destroy the ring.
Columbine high school musical haha lol 😂😂😂
what was the name of the show ?
Mock the week
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