Armoring My John's Core || A Very Correct Summary of Armored Core VI || Part 1

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  • @NotGrimman
    @NotGrimman 7 місяців тому +132

    i didnt realize sseth had an illegitimate son, but i am pleased to have found his channel nonetheless

    • @jacobpascale4858
      @jacobpascale4858 7 місяців тому +29

      More like the lovechild of Sseth and Max0r

  • @Zane12ai
    @Zane12ai 8 місяців тому +215

    This is way too well made for someone with half a minecraft stack of subscribers

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  8 місяців тому +29

      I appreciate the kind words! This is actually my second channel, and I have had plenty of editing experience

    • @mannmann314
      @mannmann314 8 місяців тому +15

      Lmqo, Minecraft stack is my new favorite unit of measurement

    • @genericscottishchannel1603
      @genericscottishchannel1603 8 місяців тому +1

      Stack of what tho

    • @mannmann314
      @mannmann314 7 місяців тому

      @@genericscottishchannel1603 a half stack of minrcrast avatars ....
      Duhh

    • @Dunkopf
      @Dunkopf 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Schiznophrenia your first channel is impossible to find LOL

  • @kurdtcoben
    @kurdtcoben 7 місяців тому +50

    Jokes on FromSoft, my core has been armored eversince second grade when Cindy said she wouldn't kiss me because I look like how a cauliflower smells.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +11

      what does this mean

    • @kurdtcoben
      @kurdtcoben 7 місяців тому

      @@SchiznophreniaIt means I had to grow a thick shell around my fragile heart to protect myself from nasty hoes like Cindy.

    • @Wessel1109
      @Wessel1109 6 місяців тому +4

      Same

    • @tacticool_weeb8450
      @tacticool_weeb8450 2 місяці тому +1

      God damn bro I can now picture u from here 😧

  • @metalwolfzx
    @metalwolfzx 8 місяців тому +69

    "Welcome one and Allmind" Heeeeeey, that was actually pretty clever.

  • @sgt.raccoon386
    @sgt.raccoon386 8 місяців тому +55

    I smell Maxor inspiration

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  8 місяців тому +26

      uh oh, ya got me!

    • @iscariot90
      @iscariot90 8 місяців тому +14

      ​@Schiznophrenia There are far worse places to draw inspiration from. Nice video!

  • @ernesielta
    @ernesielta 8 місяців тому +54

    9:55 there's a lady in my head who calls me stud muffin

  • @davidzadro2939
    @davidzadro2939 7 місяців тому +7

    Glory to Shai Hulud, he who controls the coral controls the galaxy, the coral must flow

  • @fact_frenzy386
    @fact_frenzy386 6 місяців тому +5

    Dude your Rusty "interpretation" had me dying 😂

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  6 місяців тому +1

      It only gets worse. And it will continue to get even worse.

  • @ethansalazar799
    @ethansalazar799 8 місяців тому +51

    Ayre got me like a small child who's fallen into a gorilla exhibit

  • @Rafumbus
    @Rafumbus 7 місяців тому +63

    calling the RLF the catholic church is the craziest thing I’ve seen all day

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +5

      I promise it will all make sense in the end

    • @RedSunUnderParadise
      @RedSunUnderParadise 7 місяців тому

      RLF members when they see an unfucked child

  • @Equinox226
    @Equinox226 7 місяців тому +14

    This video gave me brain damage that I just paid tons of money to reverse. Subscribed

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +2

      Glad to have you aboard the brain rot train, it only gets worse from here!

    • @Equinox226
      @Equinox226 7 місяців тому +1

      All aboard! Brain rot, no thoughts! Onward! @@Schiznophrenia

    • @silentserpent6026
      @silentserpent6026 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Equinox226I instantly thought of him when I clicked on the video 😂

  • @Kingofdragons117
    @Kingofdragons117 7 місяців тому +17

    It’s a good start for a video just randomly popping in my feed. It lacks that crack head energy Max0r has, but it’s honestly not bad.

    • @RJ-rf8fu
      @RJ-rf8fu 5 місяців тому

      I just found this, and I actually like it better, lol

  • @Schiznophrenia
    @Schiznophrenia  8 місяців тому +21

    Links to the artists who's art was featured in the thumbnail and in the video.
    Ayre: u/IRUN888 on Reddit
    Carla: Las91214 // twitter.com/las91214
    Allmind: Las91214 // twitter.com/las91214
    Walter: u/Count15 on Reddit
    Music used:
    Armored Core 2 Original Soundtrack #19: Op // ua-cam.com/video/0bDSL9YNxhw/v-deo.htmlsi=q5PE1Mh8jG9IUvUn
    Armored Core Formula Front Track #5: Fake Fever // ua-cam.com/video/PQqfMGOVEd8/v-deo.htmlsi=HbghshzHwanKYJnb

  • @rosythegardevoir
    @rosythegardevoir 3 місяці тому +2

    Turning Rusty into an Italian is hilarious

  • @lukecovey8406
    @lukecovey8406 7 місяців тому +5

    The sound of a flagpole when your blade hits. 😂

  • @tylerboatwright6336
    @tylerboatwright6336 2 місяці тому +2

    Absolutely stellar BGM choices. Great video, especially for someone just starting out.

  • @armoredcorelore
    @armoredcorelore 7 місяців тому +8

    Yep did a better job then me at least, you got the names right ha ha. This is great work.

  • @adrianeden8977
    @adrianeden8977 8 місяців тому +18

    This is well done! Looking forward to the next vid

  • @Mynameisnotjoe
    @Mynameisnotjoe 7 місяців тому +3

    Nice- NO, Amazing video.
    Also appreciate the sauce, humanity morality hdd has truly peak.
    Real talk I like it, normally I don’t watch low subs channels but I guess I was wrong

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +2

      I always gotta credit the artist, it would be wrong not to.

  • @leoornstein8739
    @leoornstein8739 6 місяців тому +2

    That crowbar sound from halflife gets me everytime

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  6 місяців тому +2

      It instantly makes anything funnier

  • @idiotsplayinggames4752
    @idiotsplayinggames4752 4 місяці тому +1

    As a Maxor enjoyed, and an AC6 lover and an Ayre Simp, I must say, good job, you made me laugh. I await more, I expect great things.

  • @jovo7631
    @jovo7631 8 місяців тому +10

    Love your humor and love the editing! Can't wait for part 2! Keep cooking!

  • @mattvane
    @mattvane 6 місяців тому +2

    I love the Maxxor vibes here and you also have your own style so I completely dig it : new subscriber acquired

  • @ForkliftKun
    @ForkliftKun 7 місяців тому +2

    After beating the game like 8 times I can vouch that this is the most canon of lore

  • @italianguy0780
    @italianguy0780 8 місяців тому +4

    3:46 as an italian i can confirm that's indeed one of our contrysides.
    Btw those are some of the most unique rusty inpressions i've seen so far. Hoping for a part 2

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +5

      oh the part 2 is coming, and I decided to research countless bits of NY slang to make him even worse

    • @italianguy0780
      @italianguy0780 7 місяців тому +1

      Well, if that's so, i'm even more in for that

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 6 місяців тому +2

    PEOPLE STRUGGLED WITH THE TETRAPODS???!!
    I mean they occasionally dealt a chunk of damage to me but I never went: "Oh no, it tetra, I die soon, goodbye now" I just focused them and used my blade on em. They go down super easy to blades.
    They hate swords.
    Not samurai.
    SWORDS.
    ⚔️.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  6 місяців тому

      This was my first proper experience with Armored Core as a whole, and I wanted the optional challenge. That first playthrough was fun but kinda rough for me.

  • @JD_Volt
    @JD_Volt 8 місяців тому +5

    I gotta love how you chose the WAIFUS on the thumbnail.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  8 місяців тому +3

      Walter

    • @JD_Volt
      @JD_Volt 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Schiznophrenia biggest waifu of them all.

  • @pleaserespond3984
    @pleaserespond3984 7 місяців тому +1

    Correction: The attack helicopter only requires boosting at it and shooting all your weapons while swinging with the sword. Just restart until its AI cooperates.

  • @khoreybrown4349
    @khoreybrown4349 7 місяців тому +3

    I love the fact that you gave crap to the video game journalist multiple times, lol.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +3

      They're just so easy to make fun of

  • @Noplan_ben
    @Noplan_ben 8 місяців тому +2

    Bro i love your editing type, and your jokes are bombing. You deserve way more subs kid

  • @Jjgm69
    @Jjgm69 28 днів тому

    Finally a person who can deliver the armed cores to Italy, this video and day is good 🗿👍

  • @oaky76
    @oaky76 2 місяці тому

    Ah yes, John Core vs the Gillet razor...as it was written in the scrolls

  • @delphynenull2136
    @delphynenull2136 3 місяці тому

    This guy is like if you divided Maxxor by Sseth. All it did is make his voice higher pitched and slowed down his editing.

  • @ubaba9
    @ubaba9 4 місяці тому

    8:20 “there it is 😃 the blood of christ”

  • @Captain_nickisreal
    @Captain_nickisreal 2 місяці тому

    this guy is way too good for someone who such a low sub count....i shall pray to the witch cult of sin for your efforts.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  2 місяці тому +1

      @@Captain_nickisreal
      Thanks Captain nickisreal!

  • @nukelex
    @nukelex 7 місяців тому +1

    At least they patched the Balteus fight so he no longer retaliates with an out of order attack pattern because you managed to take 25% of his health within the first stun phase. No more flame throwers outta nowhere 😅

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +2

      true, although I am mentally ill, so I enjoyed pre-patch Balteus more.

  • @RedSunUnderParadise
    @RedSunUnderParadise 7 місяців тому

    "I am you."
    -Armored Core Players to Canadians

  • @signbreaker3160
    @signbreaker3160 7 місяців тому

    This is the one of the best Story summary of any from Software game i have ever seen haha im staying

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +1

      Welcome aboard the brainrot train friendarino

  • @anatolekeshwani5738
    @anatolekeshwani5738 8 місяців тому +1

    this actually deserves way more views wtf

  • @sinners_nsfw
    @sinners_nsfw 8 місяців тому +3

    lmao loved this. Btw every pilot of mine from now on will be called "John Core"" xdddd

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  8 місяців тому +2

      It's so stupid but it's so funny. Everytime. The icing on the cake is that I named my AC "Him" so that I can say that I am Him

  • @GusMortis
    @GusMortis 8 місяців тому +2

    I definitely didnt enjoy fighting Michigan in the ng+
    Id pay 15 dollars to have dlc purely working for Michigan, the red guns, and balam.

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 3 місяці тому

    Maxor getting ready to sue lol

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  3 місяці тому

      @@lelouche25
      All he’ll find is a tired old man

  • @1stock1not
    @1stock1not 2 місяці тому

    And Canadians! You sir got my like 👍

  • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
    @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 2 місяці тому

    Why do we have such an odd haircut? Wait....
    Why do we have a haircut?

  • @piratekingthaszar7912
    @piratekingthaszar7912 3 місяці тому +1

    I have seen other youtubers tread the path you have chosen.
    Be careful when staring into the editor.
    If you stare long enough, the editor will stare back into you.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  3 місяці тому

      @@piratekingthaszar7912
      I’ve had this experience for about 6 years

  • @Idras74
    @Idras74 7 місяців тому

    Yes, we are one now.

  • @josephwilson6272
    @josephwilson6272 8 місяців тому +1

    Great job!

  • @slavicgerman5104
    @slavicgerman5104 7 місяців тому

    Looking good. Got some good laughs out of this one. Keep it up you are gonna be really successful with this kinda content!
    Though I gotta say, missed a Great wall of china joke

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +1

      I did think about that, but I opted not to for the sole purpose of a stupid running gag I will have for the rest of the series.

  • @omegasupreme2002
    @omegasupreme2002 8 місяців тому

    it was really funny loved every bit wanting 2nd part now and awaiting.

  • @lyl14ghost
    @lyl14ghost 7 місяців тому

    bro keep up the work you are going places.

    • @lyl14ghost
      @lyl14ghost 7 місяців тому

      get a better mic you are the next Max0r

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому

      @@lyl14ghost I need to pick a good bank to rob to acquire the funds.

  • @2ndThought_
    @2ndThought_ 26 днів тому

    The vibe of this video made me realize that the only way to defeat the Mobile Weapons Platform is Backshots.
    Thanks; I hate it.
    *Subscribes*

  • @kaigdoa893rhkpp
    @kaigdoa893rhkpp 4 місяці тому

    1:54 casual flex

  • @O-san4
    @O-san4 8 місяців тому +4

    good shit

  • @tacticool_weeb8450
    @tacticool_weeb8450 2 місяці тому

    This is a nice video made by Steve from resident evil :code Veronica:………
    Canadian detected

  • @maxmaldonado0075
    @maxmaldonado0075 3 місяці тому

    If you’ve yet to buy this game, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR???

  • @ShoXwavee
    @ShoXwavee 7 місяців тому

    I came here looking for copper and found gold

  • @justincholos.balisang6884
    @justincholos.balisang6884 4 місяці тому

    Maxor jr.

  • @aaronholmes-black6621
    @aaronholmes-black6621 29 днів тому

    Pretty fun vid

  • @andresaofelipe
    @andresaofelipe 6 місяців тому

    Damn, didn't know max0r had an apprentice

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  6 місяців тому +1

      while everyone was out partying, I studied the blade

    • @andresaofelipe
      @andresaofelipe 6 місяців тому

      @@Schiznophrenia I think you mispelled having a stroke

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  6 місяців тому +1

      @@andresaofelipe no because then it would be "I studied the bladsl;ksdksadfkegfjjsadasjfsafdjkpo j"

  • @Jon_and_Pon
    @Jon_and_Pon 8 місяців тому +2

    Anyway that’s about it see ya

  • @el_wn_de_la_silla
    @el_wn_de_la_silla 7 місяців тому

    Mi estimado, se gano otro sub, el video le quedo mamalon 😎

  • @slatedragon9358
    @slatedragon9358 6 місяців тому

    This was a pretty funny video

  • @beth4short
    @beth4short 5 місяців тому

    I can't believe you didn't talk about the part where Armored Core says 'It's corin' time' and then he cores all over those guys.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  5 місяців тому +1

      It will be brought up in the second timeline.

  • @Kodasa_Sinclair
    @Kodasa_Sinclair Місяць тому

    This videos only sin is being too short!

  • @SorryFace
    @SorryFace 8 місяців тому +1

    I’m sure Rusty’s accent is completely coincidental and not foreshadowing .

  • @lagarde5782
    @lagarde5782 5 місяців тому

    Algorithm be upon yee

  • @larkalfen4513
    @larkalfen4513 7 місяців тому

    Michigan got nothing on rusty hes the best bro in the whole game

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому

      I guess I'm in the minority, being that Michigan is my number 1 favorite, with Walter and Rusty being close second and third.

  • @charliechow2010
    @charliechow2010 7 місяців тому +1

    Algorithm blessed me with this video. By the way, that Ayre fanart is also made by @Las91214.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому +1

      yeah i realized that a few days ago, I only sourced them from where I found them

  • @TrodonChannel
    @TrodonChannel 7 місяців тому

    Great video!
    On my opinion, pacing is on the too slow side, being quicker would help for humour delivery. Additionaly, try working more on diction and background music, changing it up a litlle would help.
    Looking forward for your next video, Uncut Gem!

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому

      Appreciate the feedback. I agree, my delivery is kind of all over the place. But it's funny you mention mixing up the background music, because I turned that concept into it's own bit for the next video.

  • @awayjam
    @awayjam 7 місяців тому

    I'm late but I enjoyed the video ❤❤❤

  • @momoyawn
    @momoyawn 7 місяців тому

    pretty good for guy that has a reddit account

  • @lethalshed2272
    @lethalshed2272 7 місяців тому

    Ayre, Allmind, Carla, and V.IV????? pick your waifus guys in this game im going with the rubiconian

  • @A57-0mona
    @A57-0mona 6 місяців тому

    I hope you do all three endings.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  6 місяців тому

      That is the plan. With the alternate endings I won't re-tread the entire campaign but I will cover the main story beats that make each ending different.

  • @Snowcen
    @Snowcen 7 місяців тому

    Good video.

  • @viknashadowninja4780
    @viknashadowninja4780 7 місяців тому +1

    145 subs? not anymore, im making it 146

  • @ComebackGAWD
    @ComebackGAWD 8 місяців тому +1

    Need part 2

  • @АндрейЛотаев
    @АндрейЛотаев 5 місяців тому

    👍классное видео

  • @happydeer3678
    @happydeer3678 2 місяці тому

    Good

  • @ursoanonimo8398
    @ursoanonimo8398 7 місяців тому

    RWBY Khan.

  • @ultimatelegend18
    @ultimatelegend18 5 місяців тому

    YEMEN MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE ISRAELI SHIPS DOING IN THE RED SEA 🗣🗣🗣🗣 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
    SUB EARNED.

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  5 місяців тому

      Waiting to be sent to Davey Jones' locker, that's what they're doing there.

    • @ultimatelegend18
      @ultimatelegend18 5 місяців тому

      @@Schiznophrenia you're goddamn right Habibi 🫡

  • @doom7ish
    @doom7ish 7 місяців тому

    Did Maxor and Sseth have a Kid?

  • @davidmason8495
    @davidmason8495 2 місяці тому

    What the fuck is a PIZZA?

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  2 місяці тому

      @@davidmason8495 please tell me

    • @davidmason8495
      @davidmason8495 2 місяці тому

      I shall enlighten you, once you complete this series of armored lore of John Core.

  • @DmpstrPirate
    @DmpstrPirate 7 місяців тому

    Careful one might think your copying maxor

    • @Schiznophrenia
      @Schiznophrenia  7 місяців тому

      I'm trying to do games he hasn't done yet or won't do. And I'm doing my best to come up with my own humor instead of changing a few words on his homework.