“Yo where’s my package?” “Sorry man, we had to use it to make a thermonuclear warhead before dropping it on an alien vessel in the northwest Pacific Ocean, so we will be having a 3 hour delay.”
As a FedEx employee, I would comment on some of the glaring inaccuracies and misrepresentation of our job in this video, but I am currently a bit busy destroying an enemy rail cannon as I type this, so it will have to wait. We can't risk the delivery being late.
As of today, the FedEx Federation was attacked by the Amazon Union, over the FedEx Space Elevator. The Union of Temu's reaction to the war is still unknown, although they are not expected to join the war. This war is the first intercontinental war since the Fedex-Temu war. Amazon's invasion of the Corporal Defense Force of Amazonia was also a major factor of this war. This is UA-cam News, bringing you this news, and we'll see you tomorrow!
The republic of eBay has hencefourth cut off all trade and communication agreements with the Amazon union and the FedEx Federation. And has foregone all weapons agreements and has gone back to selling old tea pots to 80 year old grandmas.
@@Oopey.Goopey Well, the Fedex-Temu war was caused by a group called "The Corporate Men". They tricked FedEx and Temu to go to war with each other, and it could've caused an nuclear war. Both sides, however, found out that they were being tricked and destroyed The Corporate Men
Here is some irony for you, FedEx actually has a laser anti-missile system on their planes that commonly fly over potentially hostile air spaces... So yes Fed-Ex is technically has armed their delivery planes.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
@@David-ue5lh After reading that comment I believe FedEx pilots went to the gym and can now punsh missiles out of the air so they need no countermeasures anymore
Where *I* live, FedEx refuses to come up our driveway if there's more than 1/2 an inch of snow on the ground, or if there's any branches on the driveway. I live in the woods. One time I found a package from them roped to a tree. Sometimes they'll put the package *on our neighbor's porch, photograph it, and say it was delivered to our house.*
Ever since our mailman was shot in the head near goodsprings by a mob boss in a checkered suit, we had to make sure that this would be a delivery service you could count on
@Avgeek_MM *Technically*. The DC-10 is McDonnell-Douglas, as the designation implies - it only counts as Boeing because they merged in 1997, but the DC-10 and MD-11 are both MD designs.
@@Luka-NoctilukaWhere did the MD-11 touch you? If you want to know what a piece of shit REALLY is, there's been far worse aircrafts that have existed like the TU-144, Bristol 188 and Yak 38. And you're complaining about MD-11's 🤣
Awacs: Sir. Radar detecting a lone bogie and fast inbound straight to your position. One MD-11F. (Sol Squadron theme starts playing) Awacs: Sir. It's UPS...
Ok FedEx air CA 443 5000 feet, fox 3.... Chaff flair chaff flair, over G Over G, maximum speed, bank angle bank angle, stall, ret*rd, ret*rd,... wooo wooo woooo woooo titititi krrrring krrrring.... missile missile.... pull up pull up...
They can confirm. In the early 2000s, a couple of their planes had anti missile lasers sponsored by the US, and in 2022, they asked for them back sadly denied tho.
This belongs in the SuperBowl. FedEx should pay you if they haven't already. This "ad" is so good the world has instantly become a better place on account of it existing.
@@cameron.t Having done plenty of research on the DC-10, I can safely say your comment is silly, and the plane did not deserve the reputation it had. Out of all the incidents involving the plane, only 1 (technically 2) was the fault of the plane/manufacturer. Everything else was airline/pilot error.
in the words of the us postal service "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
Ace Combat games really nail that feeling of making me want to land my aircraft and never get back in it. You know, when the enemy stops using conventional weapons and instead leans for lasers and sky-splitting pulse bombs.
@@ReiseLukas hmm I'd kinda expect delivery services to do something along these lines once space colonization gets into full swing. After all those colonies need mail and package service along with other supplies. :)
I sometimes imagine a scene in which a civilian airliner is being attacked by fighters but the captain is a war veteran and so begins to manoeuver his plane like it's a jet and begins dogfighting the fighters while saying his passengers it's just turbulences
It was with this video that my fall into the rabbit hole began. Someone help me, I learned more about airplanes in three days than I did in my entire life before.
*FedEx Express flight 705 intensifies* As someone that actually works for FedEx Express, I approve, by the way, and I would love to see a mod like this in Project Wingman.
FED-ex “Maintenance guy: Sir, the DC-10 seems to have a pylon type thing on its wi-“ Supervisor: “ *Great, so then we’ll start off with the AIM-7 Sparrows,* “
I'd like to think this is just Mobius 1, finally retired and working for Air Ixiom, only to be called back _again_ to wrap up some loose ends and just slapping some advanced weaponry on an airliner because he's getting too old for all those fancy maneuvers
My girlfriend's dad was a fedex deliveryman in memphis and lived getting shot in the middle of the bronx, despire his low concentration blood condition
what the hell am i done...
Have*
Creating a masterpiece perhaps?
@@feliciarandom3734 you know what? at first i wrote "have" but decided to delete comment and write "hell" xD
@@kosnag I think he’s correcting you not about “hell” word, but rather “am” because it’s more logical to write: what the hell have i done
U gave the poor ol DC-10 second chance to prove itself against the Erusans with only blewing up cargo doors. Congrats.
Delivery Status: *In Combat*
Fedex 187 maintaining 5000, fox 3.
😂
May they be protected by my order of Shamwows and Arabic toothbrushes!
So that's why my order took longer to arrive 😂
cooool
“Yo where’s my package?”
“Sorry man, we had to use it to make a thermonuclear warhead before dropping it on an alien vessel in the northwest Pacific Ocean, so we will be having a 3 hour delay.”
Still only a 3 hour delay
3 minute*
“I will make my delivery by any means necessary.”
lol
WILSON!
I will fart whenever I see weak vidz
DELIVERENCE !
As a FedEx employee, I would comment on some of the glaring inaccuracies and misrepresentation of our job in this video, but I am currently a bit busy destroying an enemy rail cannon as I type this, so it will have to wait. We can't risk the delivery being late.
I am in Ukraine and yes. We did deliver by FedEx.
Godspeed my man!
So that explains why they ask “Do you have any experience in the US Air Force?” When They’re Interviewing You For The Job
Thank you for your service...now where's my package😂😂😂
"They call me the Death Cruiser 10 for a reason." - DC-10
This is a MD11?
@@polandballrbx9954 DC-10/MD-10.
Notice the lack of winglets, that's the best way to tell the DC-10 and the MD-11 apart.
@@frylucas thank you
@@frylucasalso, look a little bit more, and u'll notice that the tailplane of the MD-11 is way smaller than it should be compared to DC/MD-10.
Md11
Guy: "why are my packages look beat up??"
FedEx pilot: "this is where fun begins"
Just as a remainder, some civilian cargo plane has missile defense system installed
“Oh look a civilian airliner”
@@Skyteam_8492 "Not today, lil militar fella."
FedEx does dude!
FedEx ain't gonna let terrorist guided rocket launchers stop their delivery
@@TrainerAQ yeah and the defense system is a literal fucking laser
FedEx : now delivering *freedom*
As of today, the FedEx Federation was attacked by the Amazon Union, over the FedEx Space Elevator. The Union of Temu's reaction to the war is still unknown, although they are not expected to join the war. This war is the first intercontinental war since the Fedex-Temu war. Amazon's invasion of the Corporal Defense Force of Amazonia was also a major factor of this war. This is UA-cam News, bringing you this news, and we'll see you tomorrow!
The republic of eBay has hencefourth cut off all trade and communication agreements with the Amazon union and the FedEx Federation. And has foregone all weapons agreements and has gone back to selling old tea pots to 80 year old grandmas.
Question: what was the FedEx Temu war?
@@Oopey.Goopey Well, the Fedex-Temu war was caused by a group called "The Corporate Men". They tricked FedEx and Temu to go to war with each other, and it could've caused an nuclear war. Both sides, however, found out that they were being tricked and destroyed The Corporate Men
@@Oopey.Goopey It was the result of the treaties at the end of the Temu Alibaba War.
@@lapiswolf2780 very interesting
My grandpa, after retiring from a long career as a navy pilot, became a FedEx pilot. Can confirm, FedEx pilot's are built fuckin different.
“We’re introducing small changes to our FedEx cargo planes to prevent piracy and severe damage to products!”
The “small” changes:
This is why you always pack boxes with proper padding around the sides, in case they get jostled in a dogfight.
Here is some irony for you, FedEx actually has a laser anti-missile system on their planes that commonly fly over potentially hostile air spaces... So yes Fed-Ex is technically has armed their delivery planes.
@@SilvaDreamsTurns out FedEx really is fielding the YAL-1, go figure.
Flares 'n chaff, Sidewinders (Air to Air) , Mavericks (Air to Ground), 1200lbs bombs
"Piracy" in this context reminds me of the air-to-air boarding segment of that one mission from CoD: Ghosts.
He really is committed to getting that next-day delivery to its destination on time
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Its funny because the blizzard has completely stalled everything in memphis. I delivered like 30 stops yesterday in worse weather. I'm an in town route.
Fun Fact: FedEx cargo plane was once equipped with an anti-missile countermeasure
I believe they all have them now
@@captainrookie501 They experimented with it but did work out so none of the have it now
@@David-ue5lh After reading that comment I believe FedEx pilots went to the gym and can now punsh missiles out of the air so they need no countermeasures anymore
@@David-ue5lh it was to heavy, crippling cargo capacity
I need whatever mod this is ive played the game
"The World On Time" FedEx really knows how to live up to their slogan
Meanwhile Amazon has a fricken submarine
“Don’t you see, FedEx?! Ten million packages will be delivered at the cost of a million drones to replace our workforce!!!”
Captained by a man jacked up on Vtuber content
Pepsi has a whole fleet
@@mindlessmyriad Had.
Don't forget arsenal bird "Hey jeff bezos here"
As a former FedEx deliveryman, can confirm. This is accurate.
This is why your packages take so long to deliver 😂
They keep getting called into active combat on their route 😆
So even my coffee maker has a cooler history than me 😭
They going on whole ahh missions 💀🗿
Also why the packages get all beat up along the way
LMAO🤣
This is what an anime about delivering packages would be like
Can confirm, my uncle works for FedEx and he has over 30 confirmed air-to-air kills
"I have to deliver the mario plushies, if I don't come back... Well you know." -uncle
@@SR_73 either the enemies will shot me down or Nintendo will
That makes him an ace, a requirement to fly FedEx.
@@ricks.9456 we need those FedAces real quick
@@SR_73I believe those were his last words before he was shot down by a Nintendo copyright air squadron
0:07 I immediately started laughing with joy
Where *I* live, FedEx refuses to come up our driveway if there's more than 1/2 an inch of snow on the ground, or if there's any branches on the driveway.
I live in the woods.
One time I found a package from them roped to a tree. Sometimes they'll put the package *on our neighbor's porch, photograph it, and say it was delivered to our house.*
Its simple really....just dont have snow on the ground or sticks in the driveway 😎
Its simple really....just dont have snow on the ground or sticks in the driveway 😎
@@desertcourier I live in the middle of nowhere in the northern parts of the country. Snow or sticks is the default state of the driveway.
Delivering a package. The package is death. Brought to you only by FedEx International.
That sounds like a joke classic Futurama would have made.
@@drafezard7315 max0r, not futurama
@@drafezard7315max0r, not futurama
1:29 the hardest part of the video tbh
The Pilot is so raw, they take Jet fuel injected straight into their domes! Absolute Mad Lad.
hi bladed angle
1:27 Never thought I'd see a KC-10 refueling its civilian twin.
Me when that LOOOONG range delivery mission:
Suuuuuuurrrreeeeee........
Civilian
@@Shade_Santiago *Causally wipes out half an airforce*
When you order same day delivery at 11:59pm
Ever since our mailman was shot in the head near goodsprings by a mob boss in a checkered suit, we had to make sure that this would be a delivery service you could count on
Fallout nv 💞
Don't worry, I heard the mailman made a recovery!
They uh... They took over Nevada. Never again.
@@Sir_Pie AINT THAT A KICK IN THE HEAAAAAAAAD
This is the guy that delivers the package at 05:01 PM when the indication is 05:00 PM - 10:30 PM
It is clear that Fedex has installed jammers to prevent being hit by missiles when passing through conflict areas
They actually did.
@@randomhandle_Whats next? adding aim 7 sparrows?
FedEx still has a better track record delivering than my local post office.
I like how people complain that lasers on an airplane isn’t realistic, but the Fed-Ex MD-11 canonically has laser defenses.
It's still a piece of shit to work on and I'm glad they're being decommissioned in favor of an all-Boeing fleet.
@Avgeek_MM *Technically*. The DC-10 is McDonnell-Douglas, as the designation implies - it only counts as Boeing because they merged in 1997, but the DC-10 and MD-11 are both MD designs.
@@Luka-NoctilukaWhere did the MD-11 touch you? If you want to know what a piece of shit REALLY is, there's been far worse aircrafts that have existed like the TU-144, Bristol 188 and Yak 38. And you're complaining about MD-11's 🤣
@@Luka-Noctiluka freighter MD-11s are VERY popular
@@2K-Tan Well, landing them is quite the challenge
Awacs: Sir. Radar detecting a lone bogie and fast inbound straight to your position. One MD-11F.
(Sol Squadron theme starts playing)
Awacs: Sir. It's UPS...
Ok FedEx air CA 443 5000 feet, fox 3....
Chaff flair chaff flair, over G Over G, maximum speed, bank angle bank angle, stall, ret*rd, ret*rd,... wooo wooo woooo woooo titititi krrrring krrrring.... missile missile.... pull up pull up...
FedEx Employee: We can neither confirm nor deny our Deliverymen are this epic.
Edit: 2K!? Sweet Mercy, where did you all come from!?
They can confirm. In the early 2000s, a couple of their planes had anti missile lasers sponsored by the US, and in 2022, they asked for them back sadly denied tho.
@@B-52HUS ALLOW THEM!
I can confirm FedEx is actually fucking terrible.
@@darksuns7384 Amen to that
Terrible yes allow anyone other than them to screw up your package ABSOLUTELY NOT
This belongs in the SuperBowl. FedEx should pay you if they haven't already. This "ad" is so good the world has instantly become a better place on account of it existing.
As someone who works night-ops for FedEx, this is essentially what we do, but at night. You're welcome.
Can confirm, Apart of the FedEx Ground forces, Our sprinters change the tide of war, Glad for our air support
thanks hero
FedEx Navy seaman here, we're always lucky to have our air superiority when delivering packages
It's also very kind that they sent one of our light fighters ro escort them
And always, somewhere around the globe is at night.
The delivery man:*doing world war 7000*
Meanwhile me: *waiting for the package to come*
Least Chaotic FedEx Air Delivery Experience.
My uncle retired from the Airforce and went on to fly for FEDEX. This is what I imagine work is like for him on a daily basis.
Now I understand why my package comes in damaged. Respect to FedEx deliveryman for his bravery.
2:06 - FINALLY, lore accurate DC-10 (crashing).
It's even caused by the central engine exploding, inducing uncontrollability
Be careful bro, I made a comment about this an DC-10 fanboys crawled out of the 70s to tell me it’s a safe plane 😂
@@cameron.t Having done plenty of research on the DC-10, I can safely say your comment is silly, and the plane did not deserve the reputation it had. Out of all the incidents involving the plane, only 1 (technically 2) was the fault of the plane/manufacturer. Everything else was airline/pilot error.
Noooo 😂😂😂😂
The end of the video is 100% how the Strangereal version of Cast Away began, lol.
Definitely the version we deserved.
3rd Party nations are shocked and are panicked for what this could mean for the future, they all know one thing....
This wont be good.
My man got that inner Postman Pat in him. He's taking down entire government in the first hour and keeping up with express shipping in the next.
I unironiclly want this as an actual aircraft in the game
edit: yes it also need to be canon
And for it to be canon
One of the psp games had a mission where you piloted a 747, that probably had packages in it.
I think lasers would be better than a cannon but you know.
@@ForgedinPrint I mean canon as in the sense that it is a actual thing in the game universe
@@ForgedinPrintno and no and no
in the words of the us postal service
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds"
1:42 FedEx vs Jeff bazos
Ace Combat games really nail that feeling of making me want to land my aircraft and never get back in it. You know, when the enemy stops using conventional weapons and instead leans for lasers and sky-splitting pulse bombs.
FedEx: "We deliver packages, whatever the cost"
Unrealistic; FedEx delivery guys never die
FedEx's mere presence is already enough to make the enemy's machines tremble in fear.
Imagine if FedEx buys some Starships from SpaceX, then they'd be unstoppable
@@ReiseLukas hmm I'd kinda expect delivery services to do something along these lines once space colonization gets into full swing. After all those colonies need mail and package service along with other supplies. :)
machine
I sometimes imagine a scene in which a civilian airliner is being attacked by fighters but the captain is a war veteran and so begins to manoeuver his plane like it's a jet and begins dogfighting the fighters while saying his passengers it's just turbulences
Tom Hanks would really want using this plane and you as the pilot for delivery
It was with this video that my fall into the rabbit hole began. Someone help me, I learned more about airplanes in three days than I did in my entire life before.
*FedEx Express flight 705 intensifies*
As someone that actually works for FedEx Express, I approve, by the way, and I would love to see a mod like this in Project Wingman.
Was hoping someone mentioned Flight 705. Still remember the Air Crash Investigation episode on it.
Fedex 705 is such a badass story and a testimony to the structural strength of the DC-10
Fedex 705 is such a badass story and a testimony to the structural strength of the DC-10
FedEx 705 is such a mental story, like you cannot get more badass than that
The precious cargo: oversized anime figurines and long pillows.
The amount of effort these people go through just to get our packages delivered safely. Mad respect.
“Your order is being used as [Counter Measures] in [Live Combat]”
FED-ex “Maintenance guy: Sir, the DC-10 seems to have a pylon type thing on its wi-“
Supervisor: “ *Great, so then we’ll start off with the AIM-7 Sparrows,* “
All FedEx DC10 pilots: seems like we’ve learnt a new lesson
Just when you think you've seen it all.
Ace Combat 3 Electrosphere: Reshipped! These corporations are getting out of control...
Just reading old FedEx slogans, oddly fitting: “our most important package is yours” 😂
“We lost another DC-10”
“AGAIN?! This is the third one, how did this one crash”
“Uhhhh, long story”
"Oh a cargo airliner!"
*shoots missile *
Fun fact FedEx planes have missle defense systems
@@Fluff_gobocat true
@@Fluff_gobocat This should be a standard of all civilian planes to be honest.
@@Fluff_gobocat they got removed 😔
The airliner shoots back!!
No wonder my packages are squished to the bone 😂
1:27 the fact another DC-10 is refuelling A DC-10 makes it very funny and I don’t know why
We are all aviation fan here, and we can all agree that for some reason this funni :D
@@galaxykinggamer5082 That DC-10 tanker only mission is to only fuel that one DC-10 lol
It's a silly detail, but that FedEx is actually Boeing MD-11.
its a silly head scratch 🤑
@Admiral45-10 more like an MD-10
Santa trying to fly through American airspace (they think he's a Russian bomber jet):
The pilots gotta go through all of this, landed safely, just for the parcels to mysteriously went missing
That imported mechanical toothbrush I ordered 2 months ago, lost while in combat~
that's one dedicated FedEx delivery pilot
"These packages are getting delivered if its the last thing I do!" - Fedex Pilot
I worked for FedEx. Can confirm, those tracker missiles can be difficult to get used to on your first day.
FedEx Belka Regional Service ain't fucking kidding around
🤣
this is why your packages take so long, theyre too busy being commissioned off by the military
I'd like to think this is just Mobius 1, finally retired and working for Air Ixiom, only to be called back _again_ to wrap up some loose ends and just slapping some advanced weaponry on an airliner because he's getting too old for all those fancy maneuvers
FedEx Combat 7: Package unknown
If Aerosucre is known for its takeoffs, Ryanair is known for its landings, then this is what FedEx is known for.
"your package may be delayed due to operating conditions"
Meanwhile the deliveryman:
Deliveryman:SIR WHAT DO WE DO
other deliveryman:COMRADE WE HAVE RISK IT
The risk:
FedEx man: here's your delivery
me:why is it broken
FedEx man: ...
the video that i'm watching right now
Love how this can also be showcased in the form of Fedex flight 705
This is why Fed-Ex wants to add an anti-missile system to their planes.
I now feel reassured that in the event of an alien apocalypse, my police car lego set will still make it here safe and sound
My girlfriend's dad was a fedex deliveryman in memphis and lived getting shot in the middle of the bronx, despire his low concentration blood condition
Justice has been delivered. Literally.
If FedEx copyright claims this, it’s canon.
As a FedEx Deliveryman y confirm this is a normal day at work.
Funfact: The FedEx plane is TECHNICALLY ARMED with laser defense system to counter missile strike like anti air missile
Ain't no way OLI 1 has to fly through Strangereal for another escort mission yet again
Well at least his plane's strapped this time.
Olivieri is crazy enough so why not
The person at home: "Man, why is my delivery taking so long to arrive?"
The Deliveryman: "IN THE ZONE! WE'RE FLYING HIGH, THE VORTEX IS OURS!"
1:17 all packages safe dropped in 8s, not 8 hours
I love the fact someone actually sat down and was like "Yeah I'm gonna make a mod that adds a Fed Ex delivery plane into Ace Combat today"
As a FedEx employee, I can, in fact, confirm that I've seen one of our pilots do a barrel roll.
Actual footage of Fred Smith delivering the Purple Promise
The game letting you get thought that building is quite the video game moment.
when you order same day delivery. but your on a plane
I find this 10x funnier just because the fact that some FEDEX aircraft have missle defence systems installed
This is what Tom Hank's character went through in the movie Cast Away
DC-10: becomes death chamber
DC-10: also becomes the sky of death
my delivery man in always late
Delivary man:
People from Arkansas make some pretty weird things, like Walmart
0:30 I thought they ally names were salad and lasagna... I cant read
@@iamtrash5011 Truly why they deserve to be with Long Caster