When Parents make you get a Job
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- Опубліковано 24 січ 2024
- When Parents make you get a Job
#job #comedy #parenting
Anne thinks Oisín should get a job, Oisín is not so convinced...
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Jesus you'll never get the job not pinning this lad 🙄😂
This wins comment of the day! Here you go: 🏆
I would but I only have 2 euro left after my expenses.
Guys, please rent a bigger venue or add another show in Bucharest, Romania.
I just found out you're coming and the tickets have already sold out 😢
Great sketch, as always 😊
Update:
I got tickets 😊
I kept checking the website and today I noticed that a few tickets way in the back have become available.
I’m not sure whether they added more seats or some folks could no longer attend or what actually happened, but I’m extatic 🎉
See you there, guys!
Btw, I bet that you could still fill up the venue for a whole entire show if you decide to do one more, like the next evening (or the previous one).
Bravo Anne! From barely being able to click the mouse correctly to writing the resume for Oisin, what an achievement!
I love that this is her character arc 🤣
Anne should definitely add "computer literate" to her resume!
The Nigerian prince gave her computer lessons for only 12,000 euro.
Some would say an achievement worthy of a bronze medal.
@@jasonthewatchmansson8873 12 grand!
"Well then I'm just working to pay my expenses!"
Aren't we all Oisín, aren't we all.😅😅
Welcome to the adult World
"That's gonna be your life for the next 50 years, so get used to it" 😂 @@can1687
Yup, and it only got worse these last few years
That's about the one thing she's got right!
World, Word, Excel, Powerpoint...
Oisín has been wearing a corporate outfit his whole life, he is ready for any job.
Haha you know he's going in his uniform
@@foilarmsandhog so like, which one of you are you? Or perhaps you're a ChatGPT-generated amalgam of all three personalities sent to field UA-cam comments.... Yo
It's Arms! @@samchandler7747
@@samchandler7747 according to an interview, it's Arms.
@@lexicornix7530 I heard that's a common euphemism for Skynet
Ah, the Parents dream that all you need to get a job is a Resume and an hour spent handing them out. Always delightful
Bless em
And then save a few quid every week and you have a house
@@foilarmsandhoglook after the pennies and the pounds look after themselves.
😂😅
@@foilarmsandhog yup at that rate by 2400 you'll be able to afford a ruin in Co. Mayo
Am I now imagining Oisín Irish dancing down the road delivering newspapers? Yes, yes I am.
Oh shiz apparently it's contagious
Ahhh, no I can't get it out of my head.
"I can thrive in a high-stress environment, able to handle demanding workloads and have plenty of experience in dealing with difficult personalities."
About sums it up
I'm gonna "borrow" this shameless 😅
Also add “well travelled, can speak French, able to work late and willing to stand my ground in difficult scenarios”
„I want you to get a job“ the look of shock and horror in Oisin‘s eyes is priceless!😂
The look in his eyes when he realises that he can't use his earned money for himself is also priceless 😂 and also 😢 so true.
I think Barry has the voice of an angel. He just doesn’t want us all to be too impressed.
He’s clearly got moves as well…! 🤣
He's holding back. Release him
@@foilarmsandhog Clearly he has physical pen-testing skills . . . he broke into Osin's house how many times!?
He could totally turn those skills into a well paid (legal) profession!
This was even funnier knowing how well Arms can actually sing (from the song videos)
Who do we have to kill around here to get that footage of Oisin Irish dancing in a dress? 😂
I think a school talent show sketch would be perfect. Barry rapping
@@foilarmsandhog Barry decked out in leather and bling, Oisín in his school uniform. Or a dress. (Can you find a grey dress with blue and gold accents?)
@@IntensivePorpoisePlease never mention "dress", "blue" and "gold" in the same sentence again, that triggered a whole internet war in the past...
@@foreigntraveller ha! Wasn't even thinking of that.
I would volunteer myself but then technically i wont be able to see the video
"I'll be working just to pay my expenses!" "Now he gets it!" I'm dying!!!
I've saidbit before but the older I get the more I relate to Ann 😂😂😂
One of the few things she got right in this sketch!
😂👏Oisín must have some teaching skills, just look how far Anne has come with the computer! 🔥
I was thinking the same. She's persistent. It's her greatest quality
@@foilarmsandhog She can be persistent but Oisin must be a gifted teacher! 😊
I love how Anne is basically like ‘I don’t need your attitude, I’ve got enough my own!’ She’s cracking!
Like mother like son 😂
The smell may not be Oisin, it may well be that uniform he wears for life 😂
YEAH! It's not his fault 🤣
I remember washing them all before christmas. It was such a surreal experience, washing school uniforms, for adults to wear.
@@foilarmsandhogIt's a real job. It's a real job. 😂
@@EmilyE2601👌😂😂😂
@@foilarmsandhogjust be happy you still fit in them and move on xD
Okay it's been said many times but deserves to be said again: HOG YOU ARE AMAZING AS ANNE!! Watched this twice already and she is so incredibly real, it's Anne through and through!
Yeah! He's really good ❤
I actually forget when I'm editing it
@@foilarmsandhogtakes courage to dare cutting out anything much from Anne. Imagine how indignant she'd be!
@@foilarmsandhogI believe that Arms!
Oisins Irish dancing was my Indian classical dancing😂😂😂. My mum made me put it down in my CV despite the fact that I did it when I was 8 😅 Ah mums, gotta love em
That is priceless!!
Irish dancing is all about the feet, with no arm movement at all. In my head Indian dancing is all about arm movement ?
Imagine a hybrid of the two styles !
@@daneenmurf1043 speaking for the Bharatnatyam style it's definitely not just arms, lots of leg action as well! A bit similar to ballet, I find it.
Parents are either hypercritical of what you've done as "not good enough" or they think something employers won't care about is impressive, because you're their precious darling, to employers you're just another applicant.
Barry’s choice of the song… I mean… what a determined and goal-oriented lad. 😄
He has zero shame 😂
Made me wonder if he had sat through “Austenland” because that is the only song the heroine knows how to play and she uses it to get out of the room 😆
@@SamFAHntha’I see my goals and I don’t believe in failure’. Barry.
@@sweetsandcharades8383I’ve never seen ‘Austenland’ but I read it first as ‘Oisinland’… 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😁
Also the most unsubtle song of all time
Ah Oisin finally finding out that wages just go to paying bills and never anything fun!
Welcome to adulthood! You'll hate it and wish you were a kid again!
It's a harsh lesson to learn
“ Living with tyrant, that’s a skill.” Hilarious!
It's hard to feel sorry for her, but I do... sometimes 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
You forgot the part where Anne actually GOES TO THE INTERVIEW with him or even by herself. I have heard that actually happens at times.
Oh don't remind me 🙄🥲
...maybe content for the next sketch 😂?
@@neven1898 that's what I was going to say
It's my birthday, it's a Thursday and it's an Ann and Oisin sketch. To paraphrase Anne "What a treat!" Loved it. So many great lines.
Oh have a wonderful day pet
Happy birthday!!! 😊🎉
Happy Birthday!!!🎉
Happy birthday 🎉
Happy birthday 🎉
I love it when Anne muttered "God help me, the lies!" Spot on!
I was expecting Barry to do the Doomdah all by himself - I was NOT expecting Hot In Here! And again with the flashback to my own teenage years, only that time it was one of the nuns at school teaching us how to write our CVs 😄
That tangent on hormonal changes 🤣
My kid isn't a teenager yet but I seem to become more and more like Ann every day. 😅 At least I'll have a great role model for basically any situation 😁
I swear the kids theese days are teenagers right after toddler age acording to their atitudes. 😂😅
"As a mother, it's my job" is such a my mother line
@@foilarmsandhog Oh god, I've literally said those exact words to my kid some weeks ago 😆
Here's to hoping I'm going for the right kind and amount of involvement 😅🤞🏻
@@foilarmsandhogunpaid labour as well! 😅
Yep Ive a 15 and 16 year old and Im turning into my Dad ! 😂
I think it's nice of Anne to help Barry out with his resumé. ❤
Poor kid hasn't really got anyone else 🥺
She’s a Saint, that woman.
The hours she puts in…
She loves it
I love you lads! Well, just said it because Anne Flanagan said "If you don't say it, they won't know it".
😁😁
That's something I think they could happily hear a bazillion times haha
Oh we love you too
There are no words to accurately describe how much I love Oisín and Anne (and Barry!). They truly make my heart sing!
That 'ooh' about the bronze medal for dancing kills me 😂
She's making sure she was right, even if its not real
They grow up so quickly. Working on a resume already 😅
Sketch Idea: A translation of what employers say during job interviews into brutally honest assessments
It's a good idea. We have a similar one for parent teacher meetings in the mix
There is already one by Content Machine. But parent teacher one, that would be new.
You don't have experience = We don't want to invest time and resources in training you because that would cut into our profits
I've been job hunting for a little while and this is a whole mood. Also, loving to see the developing story of Oisín getting older
We will age him up and down as needed haha
Good luck for your job search!
@@foilarmsandhog "age him down as needed" ... So is there a chance we'll see Oisín's Irish dance performance, where he won a bronze medal? The little 6 year old Oisín in a dress, dancing on a stage and his mother with tears of joy and pride in the audience.
Please 🙏
@@Rot24.mu00qwell if that anecdote came from experience, there's a 1 in 3 chance there's a suitable photo available.
I was going to say in a parent's attic but let's be real, it'd still be on display 😳
@@Rot24.mu00q listen anything is possible with AI these days
Now he gets it! 😂
Best line ever!
Thanks! We were trying to find an end for ages
"Well then I'm just working to pay my expenses!"
The great big slap of reality.
I always love Anne's "Don't lie, you can get caught." None of that "it's not nice" junk. Just pure, calculated "You're a bad liar kid" xD
"Oh! Now he gets it."
It's a tough lesson to learn, that one 😂
I like how Anne always appears as naive and unworldly, and Oisin as, yes, a brat, but at least living in the here and now, and then, in the very end with her "Oh, now he get's it" the roles suddenly reverse. (What's more, without the characters changing at all.)
I think that's one of the reasons I love Anne: I always get the sense that her optimism and determination to be a positive influence on Oisin might seem like naivety but is in fact a very deliberate choice.
Barry and Oisin are such a dynamic duo haha we need more of them.
Barry and Oisinn doing the talent show would be my dream
@@foilarmsandhog The talent show sketch needs a sequel
@@foilarmsandhogMake it happen or you're fired hehe
They thought about a band before (to Anne's delight).
@@foilarmsandhog That reminds me of the German movie called "Kein Pardon" where in some scenes a mother drags her daughter "little Betina" on stage to sing a song, but the mother ends up singing the song every time instead of the kid. 😂
What a great way to start my Thursday. Oisín seems to be even more annoyed than usual, that's always a win.
Also, Anne's computer skills seem to have come a long way. Look how fast she's typing now 😂
Have a wonderful day!
Downright a*seholey - perfect teenager acting 🤣
She did a course. guess how much it cost?
@@foilarmsandhog 12 grand ?! Hahaha
@@SamFAHntha Jep, I'm with Anne on this one. Oh dear, I'm getting old. Excuse me, while I'm off to re-watch all the sketches where I agree with Oisín.
@@emilys.6787 Hahaha best of luck pet 😂
You forgot the part where parents recommend you do certain things only so you can name them there at some point.
"Become a student representative, go to the debating club, become the best in your class, learn an instrument..."
And not forgetting the most important thing from my parents' point of view: "Get involved as a volunteer, in church, in a sports club, animal shelter, old people's home, it doesn't matter where or what, the main thing is that you appear socially committed." 😂
It's funny because you could just lie about all that and save time
@@foilarmsandhog But you don't lie on a resume! Unless it's about work ethic of course :-)
I don't think we do all those things in Europe. In the Netherlands, most kids are extremely good at calculating - what the lowest possible grade is to get them through.
I like that the goal is to "appear" socially committed.
@@foilarmsandhog you can't unless you want to go as far as forging the certificates to be attached proving said activities.
Sometimes I think Hog is Anne. As in Anne is playing Hog the whole time, and in the sketches she's just herself 😂😂
Oh! Once again I'm reminded of a famous bit by legendary German comedian Loriot. Oisín may not have thought of that one when he said he could walk and talk and... etc. - but in the film 'Pappa ante portas' the main character is asked about his "small child", like, can it already sit and talk? So he replys in the perfect dry tone: "Mein Sohn ist siebzehn. Er sitzt und spricht."
I love Loriot! Herren I'm Bad!
Im Bad
Ann is my spirit animal. Now if only we could see Ann vs. evil grandma…now that would be the rumble in the jungle 😂
I really feel for Oisin here. When my mum helped me to write my first resume, she insisted on putting down the weekly awards I got at high school assemblies (as well as my achievement in a writing competition in primary school)
These two were in fine form for this sketch! I cracked up, starting at "I can wipe my own--" all the way through! Ann telling him not to lie and then lying was hilarious! Great sketch!😂
2:12 Welcome to adulthood, Oisín
I can't stop singing 'its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes'. Goddamnit Barry!!!
Attention Foil, Arms & Hog!
I would like a small "Clean a you go!" decorative plate for my kitchen.
You should add this to your shop.
Anne and oshin will just never disappoint, just fantastic 🔥
01:00 "God help me, the lies" I burst out laughing!
She just had to
I am a mom. I have teenage boys. With every new video, I realise I am exactly like Anne.
I am proud of us (me and Anne and all other moms).
The cameo from Barry is impressive 😂
2:30 props for the kid who know songs from 20 years ago.
Alright now, I've GOT to see Barry's CV :) Anne is so so helpful 😂 She's the BEST! Mom of boys talking here. 😁
At least Oisin will have no issues with dress codes, lad wears a tie around the gaff!
I see Anne's mole has become such a big star you can't afford to hire it anymore to appear on your videos. A true star, lost 😢
😂😂😂
All hail the mole 🤩😭
@@SamFAHntha The mole is my favourite member of FAH
@@mutrunen FAIR! 😂
As it should be 😌
"I can walk, I can talk!" Bravo, Oisin ! ❤ I love you. guys!❤️🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊😊
Barry's back! I'm looking forward to seeing his CV on Patreon - im sure it will be absolutely hilarious! 🤣
8 mins!
Barry may have a great destiny waiting as a train announcer!? 😆
he'd be fabulous wouldn't he
Anne Flannagan with her gentle loving guidance that is second to none. Actually, it might not be such a bad thing for us to have more moms with Anne's good values and standards to help their kids along.
I was thinking the same. Oisinn needs a lot of work tbf
Well perhaps but least he hasn't glued himself to anything yet. @@foilarmsandhog
That is amazing! I had that very conversation with my fifteen year old daughter yesterday! 🤣😂😅👍🏻👏🏻 BRILLIANT! 👏🏻👍🏻😅😂🤣
wow! comedy just for you!
@@foilarmsandhog Thanks a million! My daughter thought it was funny too! You are LEGENDS! 🤣😂😅👍🏻👏🏻
"Never Lie on your resume" XD
Oisin has expenses😂😂😂
Just working to pay my expenses
- Now he gets it
Brilliant
Coming next: Oisin gets a job and Anne visits him at work and shows him how to properly push a broom.😅
Anne is right, don't lie on the resume.
Also...the...'ah, NOW he gets it.'
:D
I missed Barry so much! Thanks for having him at least for a bit! Waiting for the Patreon upload!! 😍😃
The best clips are of this mom. Please continue to make them.
"Why don't put 'living with tyrant', thats a skill!" Lmao, never a truer word was said Oisin! :)
That ”Living with a tyrant” got me! 😅
As someone who is trying to get a job I'm certified to do, I can relate. The "you won't get the job part" is definitely my mum 😂She would always tell me if you dressed sloppy or were late you wouldn't get the job (I agree with Anne on this). Though I feel a more accurate statement nowadays would be "if you don't know somebody in upper management, you won't get the job."
A new Anne video has just made my day! :)
Ah, so many things to comment on: Anne is such a gem, she even helps Barry with his résumé! 😇 And Oisín..the cheek he has! 😂 And Barry, sneaking in some explicit language while sitting next to Anne..tut tut 😆
he's always pushing buttons
Very good! 😄 I'm glad there's a hilarious Barry version on Patreon too; Arms hasn't been getting much screen-time this year!
It's also nice to see that Anne got that mole removed. When they start to wander around your face it's generally a bad sign. 😜
He’s working to pay his expenses! HAHAH! Ya think?!
Ok I think Oisin needs to recreate the Irish dancing competition moment, outfit included. 😂
I started smiling when I saw the thumbnail. Thanks for creating lightness in the world!
Ah but how well can he print receipts that are 5 metres long?? And can he answer the phone with a good "AHYEEEESSSSS?"
Cause that's all you need for a job, right?
Got I laughed so much doing that
Not sure if this is helping me with writing my resume today 😂
Thanks again for last weekend, best Hogwash shows I've seen! Good luck with the new show :)
Ahhh awesome! What are you applying for?
@@SamFAHntha anything that goes part-time and preferably remote with my farming job. But farming alone doesn't pay the bills, at least not in Ireland....
Thanks Miriam, it's all coming together right before we ditch it
@@miriam2526 ah right! Maybe you could start a sheep walking business. Then you don't have to commute as much.
So many fahns in the comments applying for jobs, we should start a support group!!
My sister always padded my nephew’s resume so heavily that I’m sure his prospective employers thought the wrong person showed up!
The job interview looks very realistic, and that only makes it funnier! 😅
Barry's finally back❤, good to see that he's finally made it out of the toilet in Dunbooey😅😂
Tbf, there's a constantly restocked fridge just round the corner I'm sure. He'd be perfectly happy in there 😂
😂@@SamFAHntha
I love Anne and Oisin Great acting Beautiful
The best mom and son duo ever!
Anne and Oisin crack me up every time!🤣
"I'm just working to pay my expenses."
The sad, sad truth of adulthood. 😅
Yes Barry you have the voice of an angel, but don't forget that you are also albe to open any presumably locked door. So, I see a great future as a locksmith for you. 😊
Alohomoro
@@foilarmsandhogYou're a wizard Barry! 😆
The end is funny, Barry come on now you know you can really sing 😂
I went into the boss' office one time, handed in a paper towel with "resignation letter" written on it with a whiteboard marker and said "I'm handing in my 2 weeks notice" with a completely deadpan, serious face and tone.
She looks shocked, she said "Wh.. why?"
And I went "Well, I've been thinking about it and I've decided a life of crime is for me"
She burst out laughing and told me to get out 🤣
I said "be my own boss, work my own hours... wait, I'd still have to work wouldn't I? Dammit! Nevermind can I stay?"
She was still laughing at this point so I said thanks and went back to work 😂
Actually mom gave reasonable advice, and the final phrase is brilliant!
I had an exam today and the invigilator who took me to the room to get my work printed reminded me of Ann Flannigan. She spoke with a similar accent, she wore her glasses in a similar way, her mannerisms were super similar to Ann's, the way she moved was similar too. It was as if Ann herself was invigilating my exam.
Finally, felt like an year rather than a week.
I really needed that! What a scream!
Yes, yes, yes ❤
Oisin's look of sheer terror at the start!
I love it Mrs F! Oisin and Barry 👏 my favourite ❤
Hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s absolutely one the funniest I have seen.
Getting 3rd at the Oireachtas is no joke! Good job, Oisin 😅 Good for Anne for getting rid of that mole 😅
To be fair, after a full day of work, I don't have energy for much else besides playing video games! Oisin's gonna be fine~
Oisin lets see the dancing 🕺