12:33 the way he plays this round is art. it's ART. people will tell you that its wrong and perverted, that its immoral and goes against all the spreadsheet math, but really he's found the most beautiful and transcendent way to play the game and i think we should celebrate that
38:15 Me when I'm talking to another pianist, and he suggests that I get a smaller piano to play Rachmaninoff, but I'm also a mad scientist on the side
30:21 me when I'm part the maintenance crew of Alaska Airlines Flight 1282 and I'm thinking to myself the potential consequences of my team's suboptimal work
Ive been on a streak completing black stake, the speedrun and no shop rerolls, even blue stake and almost getting a 100 million hand (only 56 mill) and all the Baldatro videos inspire me to retry even after getting ultra tilted. The Egg is kind.
NL: let’s play odds til we want to win so we maximize SN and RTB Also NL: Playing less than 3 cards to trigger half joker and win in 2 hands the previous 10 rounds
when you run high card runs, steel is the shit, NL! cause you can hold whatever your hand size -1 steel cards. and then u get mime and red seal steels and u go to the moon
@DerryckStorm If you buy a voucher and that forces you to lose out on interest, you're basically spending more than $10 for it. If I have 20 dollars and buy a 10 dollar voucher, my money goes down to 10 and next blind I lose out on 2 dollars in interest, and depending on what I buy from the next shop I'm once again shooting myself in the foot by going below interest thresholds. Ideally you buy a voucher at 35 dollars on the last blind so you stay above the interest cap.
@@cacheman Obviously, it's too simplistic, but it's also wishful thinking to think that NL is considering those sorts of variables. He's buying blank voucher before the small blind. That makes no sense.
I love it when nl snaps at a backseater. Fuck these yappers, play how you want. But i was pissingcryingscreaming&shitting when he played the 3 kings first hand of ante 4 in the first run 😢
12:33 the way he plays this round is art. it's ART. people will tell you that its wrong and perverted, that its immoral and goes against all the spreadsheet math, but really he's found the most beautiful and transcendent way to play the game and i think we should celebrate that
I have no words
8:33 me when I'm an MK Ultra supervisor giving college students psychedelics
+2 beat me too it
+2
21:04 Sam I Am’s competition thinking they can break into the market
+2
holy crap the timestamp bits are heavy today
17:43 me when an evil witch gives me the choice to sacrifice my life to have 5 more kids to carry on my legacy
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how literally how do you think of that x2
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38:15 Me when I'm talking to another pianist, and he suggests that I get a smaller piano to play Rachmaninoff, but I'm also a mad scientist on the side
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what the fuck +2
17:43 me when im in a hypothetical moral dilemma involving a trolley
30:21 me when I'm part the maintenance crew of Alaska Airlines Flight 1282 and I'm thinking to myself the potential consequences of my team's suboptimal work
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30:00 me when I'm british and relatively skinny and someone asks me how much I weigh
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Bro I had this ready to go as soon as I saw it 🤣
42:59 me when someone asks me my favorite jazz fusion band
Beat me to it.
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+2 but underrating Return to Forever
Ive been on a streak completing black stake, the speedrun and no shop rerolls, even blue stake and almost getting a 100 million hand (only 56 mill) and all the Baldatro videos inspire me to retry even after getting ultra tilted. The Egg is kind.
39:12 when im a galactic imperator thinking about how many worlds i will spare or defeat
Im starting to think this guy measures his plans in multiples of 100 years
30:42 me when I'm a rocket scientist giving a presentation about my new mission but I forgot the last page of my notes at home and have to improvise.
-2
8:34 me when i'm the protagonist in a creepypasta but i work as a slop news content creator
Posted 7 seconds ago and I'm loving every minute of it Jerry
8:33 when the sleep paralysis demon's kinda bad
i love this man's commentary it just hits the spot like nothing else with this game
20:45 Me when I just cannot seem to figure out my calculus class
POV:
Your an alien who just learned english 10:29
8:34 me when I'm lost in the woods and have to resort to eating mushrooms I can't identify
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9:20 pierce the veil reference 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
42:58 When someone asks me what the name of that one band is called
Not there yet but if he says he's reaching nirvana I'm gonna give you a +2
It exceeded my expectations +4
everyone's favorite canadian jazz group
8:34 Me listening to Tool's Lost Keys & Rosetta Stoned in 2006.
Guys last night I finished gold stake on my 6th deck! 100% collection and 20/20 challenges completed. I’m on my way to platinum on PS.
Very nice. Good luck!
This is on PS?? And hell ya keep it up!
@@itz_chr0me yes, it is available on PlayStation. That’s the platform I bought it on.
@@itz_chr0me yeah I’m fairly certain it’s on just about everything!
34:50 NL chancing upon the potential of a high card & all steel deck combo is very hype. Love that he doesn’t shy away from trying new builds!
NL: let’s play odds til we want to win so we maximize SN and RTB
Also NL: Playing less than 3 cards to trigger half joker and win in 2 hands the previous 10 rounds
when you run high card runs, steel is the shit, NL! cause you can hold whatever your hand size -1 steel cards. and then u get mime and red seal steels and u go to the moon
nevermind you literally realised it 3minutes after I posted this comment
30:00 me when a British person asks me my weight (I don't know the conversion rate and am having a wild guess)
we can not play face cards - immediately plays face card
42:59 when someone asks me to name one of the producers on Kendrick Lamar's "Lust" off of DAMN
we're balatro guys, of course we immolate 2 nines from out deck while holding cloud nine.
Rolling past that blackboard hurt my soul
Fresh video POG POG
that endng was obvious the second he sold the steniled joker
did he just make a fucking bolegda joke
Haven’t watched the video yet, but just from the thumbnail, that joker combo would definitely be strong if you get it early.
19:15 you’re insane for not taking Riff Raff
we're balatro boys, of course we can lose
Somebody needs to tell NL to wait to buy vouchers until after the big blind. He's paying like $20+ for a voucher for no reason.
Explain?
@DerryckStorm If you buy a voucher and that forces you to lose out on interest, you're basically spending more than $10 for it. If I have 20 dollars and buy a 10 dollar voucher, my money goes down to 10 and next blind I lose out on 2 dollars in interest, and depending on what I buy from the next shop I'm once again shooting myself in the foot by going below interest thresholds.
Ideally you buy a voucher at 35 dollars on the last blind so you stay above the interest cap.
@@BilbosaurusRex kk that's what I figured, but wasn't too sure!
Way too simplistic analysis to use as general advice. Most of the time you get value from the voucher immediately.
@@cacheman Obviously, it's too simplistic, but it's also wishful thinking to think that NL is considering those sorts of variables. He's buying blank voucher before the small blind. That makes no sense.
Watching you play balatro is now my coping mechanism
Return of the egg, ayerrybody
youtube balatro runs have me pogged
I think this man might be simple, folks.
Mistakes were made... decisions were decided
I do remember BOLEGDA
B-Bolegda
Young jerma season 2
Let’s goooo balatrooo
26:05 me when I'm playing Kingdom Rush on my telephone while being stuck on level one
buys reroll joker, immediately doesn’t use it
I love balatro
32:26 elliott smith wooow
threw so hard on the first run
We're balatro guys
Why would he save campfire for a rainy day? Wouldn't the fire go out? Is he stupid?
13:22 my day is ruined
“I’m getting better at balatro”
31:36 me when i get to challenger on valorant using aimbots
We're NL fans, of course we click on an NL video the instant its uploaded
hi tomo
Spoiler alert, we're going to the moon on this one boys
Lebron James caught playing kings while using a Baron build
22:30 incel John Lennon be like
NL: "Ive gotten a lot better at balatro" also NL: loses the 1st run with a fairly stacked face build
I love it when nl snaps at a backseater. Fuck these yappers, play how you want. But i was pissingcryingscreaming&shitting when he played the 3 kings first hand of ante 4 in the first run 😢
This guy is bald… lole
Bald and bold
BOLEGDA
If NL has 1 view, I am it.
If NL has no views, I fell off.
The Bolegda callback got me. NLSS is something that should be kept in the Akashic Records
yo waddup
this man just said he needed chips when he coulda gotten castle or banner with 80 chips
This guy plays this game 10 hours a day how is he so bad
Lets gooooooo
In b4 type A chatters comment about cracked and scrambled eggs
rocket league when?
Ayeeeee
Never been so early.
263 views in 4 minutes? Fell off