Some ofmy best memories from EVE Online are from baiting pirates and then getting called gankers by people who were attacking only miners and haulers. I hope this becomes feasible in Star Citizen as well.
I dont know why you cannel isnt as big as my ego when a girl talks to me these videos are super high qaulity and they get uploaded very often and if that isnt all you could ever want it is so funny that im lauthing my ass of at every second of the video thank you voidy for making the peek content of youtube
I am proud to be one of the several tens - or even elevens - of Handsome Space Viewers. While you make Fake Space Piracy look as easy as faceplanting on an access ramp, I fear that a massive Skill Issue on my part means I will have to remain a simple Handsome Viewer. Like your good self, I take my pleasures where I can.
I cannot wait to use this 8 step program! It was totally worth the 107 Rand I paid. I totally don't regret not purchasing 2.2 Big Macs to feed my 11 children.
IMO Carrying a railgun or other BIG weapon like that should mean you can't carry another rifle. Hopefully CIG does some encumbering mechanics at some point.
he didn't bring enough friends. the few times ive been [pirated it by 4-5 man squads with mantis's and arrows. next never attack anything but Solo C2s and you're set for 100% sucess rate BEING A DICK.
1. Name Your Good Ship 2. The Hunt 3. Negotiations 4. Subjugation 5. Boarding 6. High Octane Patented Ludicrous Space Game Desynchrous FPS Mortal Kombat 7. Logistics 8. Profit
It's a bit silly that quantum interdiction doesn't flag as in combat - so we usually lock on with missiles or put a few shots into them to prevent that.
This better than halfway decent mess of creatively spliced privateering footage was worth watching twice! After remaining insufficiently motivated to find & follow a degenerate crew into a career of masterful mutual time wasting mixed with cargo deprivation, I still find myself filled with admiration for the degrees of masochism that you soft death to. On a side note, even though I may accidentally hail from the US, I caught a bit of South African economic humor at the end, you subtle monster. Your jokes are dry, but your trousers are not, and that's why we appreciate you!
I don't get the idea of futuristic space piracy. Can you imagine if pirates operated on the M25 motorway - there would be police/Army personnel everywhere. Its an interesting idea, but sooo unrealistic.
is it tho? lmao. go to fucking south america, africa or middle east and good luck buddy xD ever heard of somali pirates? maybe you just need to broaden your horizon by quite a bit
"We got the pilot, let's head down to salvage proces... *Gazes at 1k scu of single boxes inside a Reclaimer* Guys... I don't think we have enough time nor hands for this one."
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I am protected by my ship's name... The mighty _Target Invalid_
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LOL imma steal your idea its just too good
*Presses the Self-Destruct button* "It's not about the money, Voidy... It's about sending a message."
Some ofmy best memories from EVE Online are from baiting pirates and then getting called gankers by people who were attacking only miners and haulers. I hope this becomes feasible in Star Citizen as well.
Caterpillar full of Furies and space eggs, anyone?
I frelling love you voidy and your crew. that red alert bit made my day better.
I dont know why you cannel isnt as big as my ego when a girl talks to me these videos are super high qaulity and they get uploaded very often and if that isnt all you could ever want it is so funny that im lauthing my ass of at every second of the video thank you voidy for making the peek content of youtube
Thank you for the kind words bro, really appreciate it! i have no idea either, probably a skill issue
'tomato do u want to take point?' ..... "errrmmmmm no" LUL great vid as always voiSTUD
Hey, thanks!
That Zuma bit. OMG lol.
I swear I thought you shot Tomato there when you did that epic pincer flank maneuver.
The Zuma bit made it in :'D
YOU PUT ME IN :D
You still want a miniature space hamster :)
That was some convenient innumeracy when it came time to divvy up the spoils.
Command and Conquer Red Alert throwback wins you 10000 Internets
😆😂🤣 Another brilliant take.
Always a pleasure Voidy
Schrodinger's cargo hold. LOL!
BTW, nice tip of the hat to Hawkes Gaming.... astral cheddar. :)
You can use the blue's quantum disruption? I can't ever press the button.
🤣🤣🤣 So loved the Zuma cameo...
Piracy can't be the most ancient profession. You first need someone to pirate, AKA someone else doing their job before you can do yours! 😝
Dont logic me bro!
omg, just like landlords!:D
I am proud to be one of the several tens - or even elevens - of Handsome Space Viewers. While you make Fake Space Piracy look as easy as faceplanting on an access ramp, I fear that a massive Skill Issue on my part means I will have to remain a simple Handsome Viewer. Like your good self, I take my pleasures where I can.
Alright you got a like out of me just for that reaction from Paul lol
I cannot wait to use this 8 step program! It was totally worth the 107 Rand I paid. I totally don't regret not purchasing 2.2 Big Macs to feed my 11 children.
IMO Carrying a railgun or other BIG weapon like that should mean you can't carry another rifle. Hopefully CIG does some encumbering mechanics at some point.
Your success rate looks VERY varied 😅 keep up the good work 🏴☠️
he didn't bring enough friends. the few times ive been [pirated it by 4-5 man squads with mantis's and arrows. next never attack anything but Solo C2s and you're set for 100% sucess rate BEING A DICK.
HOW DO U MAKE THAT COCKPIT VIEW IN CUTLASS?
Star Citizen piracy vids are often so entertaining
1. Name Your Good Ship
2. The Hunt
3. Negotiations
4. Subjugation
5. Boarding
6. High Octane Patented Ludicrous Space Game Desynchrous FPS Mortal Kombat
7. Logistics
8. Profit
"but we got this"
You are such a fun lovable villain.
Last time I got Quantum Snared, I bed-logged with no repercussions. 😀
It's a bit silly that quantum interdiction doesn't flag as in combat - so we usually lock on with missiles or put a few shots into them to prevent that.
As a non-South African. I would like to say I understand Zumanomics.
No Helldiving?
This better than halfway decent mess of creatively spliced privateering footage was worth watching twice! After remaining insufficiently motivated to find & follow a degenerate crew into a career of masterful mutual time wasting mixed with cargo deprivation, I still find myself filled with admiration for the degrees of masochism that you soft death to. On a side note, even though I may accidentally hail from the US, I caught a bit of South African economic humor at the end, you subtle monster. Your jokes are dry, but your trousers are not, and that's why we appreciate you!
Haha corgi you need to write Amazon reviews lol!
Nice overview :)
I too am a liberator of cargo.
There is no Step 8 in Personal / Risky Salvage (worth less than General / Safe Salvage)
Voidyiet Tubman, helping free the cargo from their tyrannical rulers
Took me waay to long to get to this vid, but great stuff, I swear you're scripts are just a 15minute long tongue-twister
Thowwy whath dith you thay?
THE YUBAREV
I don't get the idea of futuristic space piracy. Can you imagine if pirates operated on the M25 motorway - there would be police/Army personnel everywhere.
Its an interesting idea, but sooo unrealistic.
is it tho? lmao. go to fucking south america, africa or middle east and good luck buddy xD ever heard of somali pirates? maybe you just need to broaden your horizon by quite a bit
Damn pirates
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What an annoying and non-informative video
That was pretty stupid bud
From now on when I haul cargo I'm going to take 1 SCU boxes! See how much effort the pirates want to expend moving that many boxes! 🦥
"We got the pilot, let's head down to salvage proces... *Gazes at 1k scu of single boxes inside a Reclaimer* Guys... I don't think we have enough time nor hands for this one."