Imagine being a philosopher in Ancient China that was made into a wacky spaceman meme more than a thousand years later just because your name ends with "us"
Fun fact: Jing Ke played the first game of Amogus with the Emperor. But he wasn't particularly good at the game because he couldn't kill the emperor fast enough before he called an emergency meeting.
"no, i am loyal !!! Please you must believe me !!!" 屈原 wasn't the traitor... 7 traitors remaining Game over... Traitors win *屈原 has left the game* (im so glad that so many actually get the reference)
When your sister, the empress dowager, summons you to the palace via letter but it turns out it was forged and the eunuchs are now blocking your way out.
Mencius is lit. He saw how bad people can be and still proposed that our nature is inherently good. We just need to cultivate virtues like a garden. That's a hard philosophy to live by, but a good one!
Ancient China keeping silk worms from basically everyone:
Those greek guys sure are sus
Yessir
i dont get it
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v back in medieval era 2 greek monks travelled to china and stole silk worm recipe and gave it to eastern roman emperor.
@@Minamoto_1 and how does that translate to amogus?
Imagine being a philosopher in Ancient China that was made into a wacky spaceman meme more than a thousand years later just because your name ends with "us"
And to add to that his name didn't even end with "us", it's just a Latin translation of his real name used by the Jesuits
@@darrynmurphy4764 ok
One of the greatest honors a human can receive
I Wish that was me.
@@darrynmurphy4764 Mencius= Menzi
Confucious= Cong Fu Zi
Fun fact: Jing Ke played the first game of Amogus with the Emperor.
But he wasn't particularly good at the game because he couldn't kill the emperor fast enough before he called an emergency meeting.
There were actually more before him, like Yi Yang (豫讓), Nie (聶政) etc.
The Emperor's courtiers were yelling at him to press the button as he ran circles around the table until the medic threw his bag at the impostor
秦王绕柱
Yin jeng aka Qin shi huang: Jin ke, why do you play this....
Jin Ke: SIKEE, it's a assassin!
"no, i am loyal !!! Please you must believe me !!!"
屈原 wasn't the traitor...
7 traitors remaining
Game over... Traitors win
*屈原 has left the game*
(im so glad that so many actually get the reference)
Poor Quyuan
屈原wwww有料
@@user-starco0623 Dhong zuo was a baller
屈原很萨斯
@@afdalridwan3813 杀死*
Chinese ✘
Chinesus ✔
Chinus
you made it sounded roman...
Chinussy
When the meme is sus in both ways
Cheesus Christ
damn this remix actually has a lot more thoughts put into it
When your sister, the empress dowager, summons you to the palace via letter but it turns out it was forged and the eunuchs are now blocking your way out.
Suspiciously detailed😅
This is a man that remembers his past life
average He Jin moment
when Dong Zhuo is being tyrannical:
when 孟子 is sus😳😳😩
i though he is 孔子😮
@@bobfakedream8579 thats confucius
@@bobfakedream8579 Mencius is Mengzi 孟子, while Confucius is Kongfuzi 孔夫子/ Kongzi 孔子
when the 李白 is sus
@@ytliiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 리백 李白
this is certified Ancient ClasSUS
Hu Tao pfp, poggers dude.
This is a certified BING CHILLING moment
Bruh
Bing chilling
When the northern horse tribe is sus
Confucius and Mencius: “Sinicization, or die"
Lolll
Meanwhile north horse tribe unintentionally destroyed most islam and Islamic world
People when traveling the silk road:
Silk road? More like sick role dindindindidind TUM TUM
The adviser seconds from commiting the biggest treason in the history of the Three Kingdoms (so far) :
everyone in three kingdoms is sus
"Xian Jiau was thrown into the unmarked van"
"Xian Jiau was not the US spy"
As a Chinese imposter, I can confirm that I love capitalism
When the Dengist is sus
@@scotswarrior9535 Dengist Speer
nah thats like 90% of china at this point
Tbf mainland China in real life are all impostors pretending to still be socialist.
@@root-beer Even those cheap Toy telephones? That's pretty communist to me.
When the dynasty is corrupt:
" There is a Chinese guy among us "
Taiwanese Guy - *sweats profusely*
“Idk, red kinda sus”
-Sun Tzu
we need an extended version!
Sussy baka
Sun Tzu:the art of war
As a Chinese person, LMAO.
Also, "Mencius" is what happens when you shove Mengzi 孟子 through a Latin, then an English translator. Oop
当冒名顶替者是sus😳😳😳
Tinamen
天安門1989年6月4日
64
當假冒者可疑
@@大塒昭 they were all imposters
我们之中有一个冒名顶替者
Well, this video have the right cloth so...it's different from the confucius one.
Legalist scholars mocking surviving Confucian scholars during the reign of legalist Emperor Qin Shi Huang be like :
很sus.
😳啊摸故
🈷🈷🈷🈷
当冒名顶替者是sus😳😳😳
stop imposing chinese sus
XX
When the Chinese character in my name is sus
"Dong Zhuo, I swear I'm telling the truth! I saw Lu Bu earlier with Diaochan!"
Among Us in China under Han Dynasty
blames Dong Zhuo
100000000000000+ social credit
Zhong Xina is so proud of you! Keep up the good work!
Ngl, since i like traditional chinese music, i can say this is a banger
Did you get inspired by my Confucius video or did you just do your thing?
Chinese among us songs
are the best
@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 true
@@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943 agree
I was thinking the same thing lol
Bruh
When a Japanese, a German, an American, a Russian, an Italian, an Austro-Hungarian, a Frenchman and a Briton arrive in China.
when the Tiannamen Square is sus...
The king of Wu after Sun Tzu beheads his concubine for not standing in formation
“Sounds like you've lost the mandate of heaven."
The background actually looks more historically accurate.
Incredible job bro
jackie chanus
incredible brojob
When the eunuchs are sus 😳
Servant , where does the silk I brought yesterday gone into?
Social credit +25000
credit score -25000
Who's that round-eyed dude sneaking around in the tea fields?
Hmm.......
Certified Robert Fortune moment
When someone has stolen the recipe for paper, and you notice someone in your court hasn't eaten pork or drank alcohol:
When the Emperor was caught being dishonourable on the Palace Grounds
someone needs to perfect loop this
The high defense traitor has achieved the highest quality and gain of uniform.
When the exemplar citizen mentions what happened in 1989
-infinity social credit
太好了
你很可疑
Tai hao le.
Wow this actually is good
Hard to believe, Cius is my name
when the emperor is sus
We already got a Chinese amongus
When dowager and eunuchs are SUS 😳😳😳
The great sage has been sus lately,
unbelievably upset that i could tell this was made in garageband before checking
when mao is sus 😳😳😳
When Ching Kai-shek is sus
I saw black vent
~Sun tzu
before i read the description i thought to myself "this sounds like it was made in garage band"
POV: the Mongolians start invading
Tsushima islander: ah shit here we go again
Battle of among us
Red was the traitor to the current dinasty
3 milion Chinese perished
Someone either commission musicians to make amogus song on Chinese media or did it themselves
When the imposter is ConfuSUS.
when the emperor is unwise
When the tiananmen square in 1989 is brought up
'I saw red vent.' -- Sus Tzu, Art of War
As the ironic way
Among us isnt realeased on china
When the Party-Member is sus.
Mencius is lit. He saw how bad people can be and still proposed that our nature is inherently good. We just need to cultivate virtues like a garden. That's a hard philosophy to live by, but a good one!
when the Confucian teaching is jaundiced
When the emperor sabotages the food supply
As a lost timetraveler from india who got stuck in ancient China i can confrim that i see this now and they day and night everyday.
we need a 1 hour version 🔥🔥
when the impostor is Chinese: 卣
AND THEN THE IMPOSTER SAID
✨bing CHillING” ✨
babe new Total War Warhammer trailer just dropped
When you gather the silk and the Imposter splash opium on you!
When the rice taste sus 😳
the most fun part is the music actually sound good LMFAO
when 屈原 is sus💀
the only imposter brought us new food of his death💀💀
There’s one Mongolian among us:
Ancient china keeping silkworms from Europe be like:
Western priest smuggling silk worms
Pov: you travelled back in time
李斯 was the impostor.
( 2 impostors remaining)
"I see Cao Cao lit up a fireworks and its very sus of him to do that*
When the second sage is sus
Confucius? More like Confusus.
*when you are just a American just want to learn Chinese and you are facing a Chinese boss: the Mencius*
The impostor is among us- Sun tzu
When u play This and still don't get Socials credits :
Mao Tse tungus
When the Mongols are acting sus
I am Japanese. I honestly wonder if the poster is able to distinguish between Japan and China.
Easy. One is an oppresive and ruthelessly capitalist country, the other is just Japan.
mmmm, yes, very wise.
Fellas in the 1600s when the emperor of the Ming Dynasty was sus
I'm waiting for the full version
Russians hearing this in their backyard in 1969:
When the imposter is from the steppe.
This is the theme of Sun Tzus
when he eunuchs are sus:
>horse tribe
Don't look up Hebrew for horse
worst mistake of my life