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  • Опубліковано 2 гру 2024

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  • @dannielleshepherd3414
    @dannielleshepherd3414 4 роки тому +662

    “Oh nan, I know u like tea”
    *throws kettle at nan’s face*
    I’m dead 🇬🇧 😂😂

    • @ctrlf42
      @ctrlf42 4 роки тому +3

      You mean teatle

    • @Agent-xm1kr
      @Agent-xm1kr 4 роки тому +1

      Yes, the tea brewing facility is my favourite object in the kitchen lol

    • @YOGRLCICI
      @YOGRLCICI Рік тому +4

      @@Maxten6 in the UK we call it a kettle

  • @rhys8878
    @rhys8878 4 роки тому +3737

    “HELLO GRANDMA!”
    *Boots the baby across the hallway*

  • @stxrlght_1682
    @stxrlght_1682 4 роки тому +4046

    “THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER”
    *i lost it*

  • @Elizabeth1410.
    @Elizabeth1410. 2 роки тому +546

    Daz: "On NAN i know you like your tea !"
    Grandma : *dies*
    Me: *pissing myself laughing for 10 minutes straight*

  • @itspeachyx9747
    @itspeachyx9747 4 роки тому +506

    Grandma boots baby downstairs, Daz whispers under his breath “stupid nan thinking she can do all her tasks..”

  • @eloiseimrie2183
    @eloiseimrie2183 4 роки тому +671

    Daz: “na- WHATS SHE DOIN”
    Nan: *becomes possessed and crawls on walls*

    • @zebrazoe3235
      @zebrazoe3235 4 роки тому +5

      Eloise Imrie I lost it at that part 😂😂

    • @eloiseimrie2183
      @eloiseimrie2183 4 роки тому +5

      Zebra Zoe SAME AHAHAHA

    • @elliebennice1234
      @elliebennice1234 4 роки тому +5

      I am in bed not allowed on my phone. Pretty sure i woke uo the whole neighbor hood when that part came up

    • @liv-ll8ln
      @liv-ll8ln 4 роки тому +3

      I lost it I feel out of my bed 😂😂

  • @jjoooy.y
    @jjoooy.y 4 роки тому +6738

    When the grandma went flying up the wall i fell of my chair laughing- i was actually sobbing😂😭 daz please do another one...-

    • @midgethecat334
      @midgethecat334 4 роки тому +86

      jimochi TaesGucci SAME DAZ’S REACTION MADE IT SO MUCH BETTER 😂😂

    • @Urmomcom-zz4kd
      @Urmomcom-zz4kd 4 роки тому +27

      YASSSS!!!

    • @itsjustme8091
      @itsjustme8091 4 роки тому +23

      YH

    • @meggroh7200
      @meggroh7200 4 роки тому +16

      PLEASE

    • @javionpolite3758
      @javionpolite3758 4 роки тому +38

      😂😂😂, when he call her an old bitch, and when he throw something at her and make her fall down the stairs, and when he said she fell over outside 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Br.008z
    @Br.008z 2 роки тому +76

    3:54-4:11 I had a laugh attack, then went on life support 💀

    • @Editzzzbymaude
      @Editzzzbymaude 8 місяців тому +3

      to be fair I laughed the whole time

    • @Y3al1a
      @Y3al1a 8 місяців тому +2

      Same 😂

  • @Crimsonqueen444
    @Crimsonqueen444 4 роки тому +676

    Daz: ‘IM TWITCHING OUT’
    Me watching the grandma do the splits on the ceiling: 👁👄👁

  • @roroslife24
    @roroslife24 4 роки тому +260

    "she doesn't even look old , she just look hard done by"🤣

  • @dazzler7777
    @dazzler7777 4 роки тому +96

    0:50 WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED AT THAT- I CANT BREATHE
    3:51 IM CRYING

  • @tommythecooldudescan
    @tommythecooldudescan Рік тому +52

    I like how you just throwed the teapot straight at her face that was amazing

  • @LP58587
    @LP58587 4 роки тому +327

    5:33
    I’ve replayed that part so many times. It never gets old 😂 I almost peed myself the first time. I’m still crying 🤣

  • @callyjw06
    @callyjw06 4 роки тому +667

    I feel like a psychopath for laughing about a baby getting kicked out of the house and flying out the window....

  • @riyaraya01
    @riyaraya01 4 роки тому +532

    Daz: “JUMPING ON MY NAN, Jumping on my Nan....”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ayrionpledger8162
    @ayrionpledger8162 2 роки тому +39

    I've been depressed and this just made me laugh so much thank you daz

    • @Bambi_xoxo.
      @Bambi_xoxo. 6 місяців тому +1

      Hope things are better 🙏🙏

  • @artemis9347
    @artemis9347 4 роки тому +198

    “NANS ON THE RAMPAGE” imagine how terrifying a group of grandmothers running ( fast walking ) at you would be

    • @Chocolate-pd7bq
      @Chocolate-pd7bq 4 роки тому +1

      If I see a chancleta in the hands
      I’m running 100000mph

    • @captainjodie
      @captainjodie 4 роки тому +1

      There's an episode of Mighty Boosh called Nanageddon that's pretty much that 😅

  • @what498
    @what498 4 роки тому +1033

    “Why is my grandmother invisible?” Sounds like a name for a Disney Channel original movie

    • @kiranicole4329
      @kiranicole4329 4 роки тому +5

      Is it gonna be nearly as bad as invisible sister? Or honey I shrunk the kids

    • @mybladecollection9512
      @mybladecollection9512 4 роки тому +1

      technically it wouldn’t be original but anyway lmfao.

    • @kyrahickman7384
      @kyrahickman7384 4 роки тому +1

      @@kiranicole4329 honey I shrunk the kids is iconic

    • @sem9517
      @sem9517 4 роки тому

      @@kyrahickman7384 iconic but horrible

  • @Emily-ji2uq
    @Emily-ji2uq 4 роки тому +229

    3:52 I almost peed myself laughing 😭😂 “tHiS hOuSe Is PoSsEsSeD”

  • @Æmad-d8f
    @Æmad-d8f 3 місяці тому +11

    4 years later this videos iconic

  • @ilikeeggs7301
    @ilikeeggs7301 4 роки тому +256

    “Oh gosh....that’s a face only a mum could love” 😂

    • @colebowman7685
      @colebowman7685 Рік тому

      Cough, cough Jason Voorhees , cough, cough

  • @jacquelineherrera1467
    @jacquelineherrera1467 4 роки тому +326

    "WHAT SHE DOING.... OH MY GOD THIS PLACE IS POSSESSED" i laughed so hard that i could breathe😂😂😂😂

    • @elliebennice1234
      @elliebennice1234 4 роки тому +1

      Not trying to b annoyed or rude but u put could not couldent sorry for correcting u

    • @daranolan1303
      @daranolan1303 4 роки тому

      When u spell couldn’t

    • @daranolan1303
      @daranolan1303 4 роки тому +1

      Call me Ellie when u spell couldn’t wrong

    • @firefern21
      @firefern21 4 роки тому +1

      @@elliebennice1234 you can't even spell

    • @oldchildhood8646
      @oldchildhood8646 4 роки тому

      Same.

  • @queen_kenice5883
    @queen_kenice5883 4 роки тому +82

    5:31
    we all needed this laugh, THANK YOU DAZ!!!!

  • @YOGRLCICI
    @YOGRLCICI 2 роки тому +27

    "Jumping on my nan, jumping on my nan" never thought I'd hear that sentence in my life

  • @lexi5475
    @lexi5475 4 роки тому +197

    DAZ:THIS HOUSE IS POSSESSED
    ME:IM CRYING 😂😂😂

  • @savannah8092
    @savannah8092 4 роки тому +491

    “She’s dead. She’s dead now”
    My parents every time they come home and the dishes aren’t done.

  • @evemacneill6451
    @evemacneill6451 4 роки тому +278

    I was dying the entire time
    “I am a baby with a grenade...oh Naaannnn”

    • @Cassieee33310
      @Cassieee33310 4 роки тому +2

      Ooohhh nan Grammy

    • @thesniper225
      @thesniper225 4 роки тому

      "Eha, you know how you said you had explosive piles"

  • @St4rR0ug3
    @St4rR0ug3 Місяць тому +6

    0:51 granny’s gonna be a star footballer 😭✋

  • @rhast5595
    @rhast5595 4 роки тому +405

    "I just pierced her heart how is she not dead?!?":Gets kicked and is sent to mars😂😂😂

  • @holliemaexo4445
    @holliemaexo4445 4 роки тому +524

    It’s 1 in the morning and I’m trying not to wake everyone up with my laughter 😂

    • @littlewolf6780
      @littlewolf6780 4 роки тому +4

      I'm in bed and everyone asleep.. me : trying not to laugh but just didn't work 😂

    • @miiks_9715
      @miiks_9715 4 роки тому +4

      Me too what I tend to do is close my mouth and hope for the best 😂

    • @anothernapoleon_4715
      @anothernapoleon_4715 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr everyone is asleep and I’m about to wet myself laughing

    • @itsmejessxxxx3221
      @itsmejessxxxx3221 4 роки тому +2

      I can relate 😂

    • @itsmejessxxxx3221
      @itsmejessxxxx3221 4 роки тому +2

      Me:tries to drink water while my family is sleeping. Daz: says something funny me: **goes to laugh but I have water in my mouth and family is asleep **

  • @gxendz8891
    @gxendz8891 4 роки тому +305

    “NaN wHAt u DOinG on ThE CeiLInG !!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂I legit can’t
    ‘Edit - omg thanks for all the likes🥺🖤’

    • @megangloster8547
      @megangloster8547 4 роки тому +3

      Thats thw part i broke out of laughing

    • @_reaper_sans_because_yes_6393
      @_reaper_sans_because_yes_6393 4 роки тому +1

      The possession,

    • @krongg_
      @krongg_ 4 роки тому +3

      You can tell she’s ceiling gang

    • @gxendz8891
      @gxendz8891 4 роки тому +1

      Mr. ReeRee CS yeah what a disappointment... FLOOR GANG OUH

    • @tiataro8700
      @tiataro8700 4 роки тому

      I lost it at that part too - when she tazers the kid on the ceiling 😂

  • @bunnybyrd666
    @bunnybyrd666 2 роки тому +16

    4:55 you can actually kick an infant through a window it's just illegal

  • @ma.ddy09
    @ma.ddy09 4 роки тому +482

    “OH MY GOD... SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE LITERALLY!!!”

  • @ellaoakley
    @ellaoakley 4 роки тому +74

    “That’s a face only a mum could love” - Daz 2020

    • @Grace-ps8yp
      @Grace-ps8yp 4 роки тому

      Sentence of the.year so far

    • @marcuswhitfield7706
      @marcuswhitfield7706 4 роки тому

      Are we really just going to recycle century old sayings and pretend they've never been said??....

  • @holly4064
    @holly4064 4 роки тому +6253

    “Welcome back and today we are a grandma” 😂😂 not even a minute in and im laughing

  • @Ryoku_Darling
    @Ryoku_Darling Рік тому +405

    who else is watching this 3 years later?

  • @itz_lilz_1649
    @itz_lilz_1649 3 роки тому +1694

    *"THE ----- WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER"*
    "She's gonna be the first grandmother on Mars"
    I can't

  • @mintey1090
    @mintey1090 4 роки тому +223

    "Is that a grenade? Oh nan"😏

  • @evielaws1655
    @evielaws1655 4 роки тому +690

    “OH JESUS SHE KICKED ME OUT THE HOUSE... LITERALLY“😂😭 I’ve watched this so many times and it just gets funnier

  • @SydneySmith-ur5rt
    @SydneySmith-ur5rt 3 місяці тому +3

    The thumbnail is just cracking me up with daz as a baby😂😂😂

  • @hammy1917
    @hammy1917 4 роки тому +711

    “Oh nan, I know you like your tea”
    - *throws kettle at nan’s face* -

    • @ohkaytie05
      @ohkaytie05 4 роки тому +4

      No one:
      Me: NAN DON'T FORGET TO BUY DAZ'S MERCH (throws kettle) HA!

    • @monkiee8863
      @monkiee8863 4 роки тому +2

      Isabelle Fonseca That was my first thought 😂😂

    • @theoddeye1413
      @theoddeye1413 4 роки тому +4

      I feel like if Todoroki pissed off Bakugo that’s what would happen lol

    • @charleykeif6970
      @charleykeif6970 4 роки тому

      That killed me 😂

    • @Rydo416
      @Rydo416 4 роки тому

      *teapot

  • @getforked56
    @getforked56 3 роки тому +525

    No one:
    Daz: “jumpin, on my nan, jumpin, on my nan

    • @evie3657
      @evie3657 3 роки тому +3

      My favourite part

    • @angxe1Love
      @angxe1Love 3 роки тому +2

      My favorite part of this video lmaooo

    • @duck7111
      @duck7111 3 роки тому +4

      Me at the cemetery:

    • @scriptz3606
      @scriptz3606 3 роки тому

      Nan gettin revenge be like:
      Fax: Crap CRAP nans on a rampage

    • @scriptz3606
      @scriptz3606 3 роки тому

      Daz-

  • @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622
    @my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622 4 роки тому +484

    “She kicked me out of the house literally” SHE BISH SLAPPED YOU
    yeeeeeeet

  • @nelesophie-tv
    @nelesophie-tv 4 години тому +1

    6:23 „right in the t*t i felt that one“ 😭😭😭 pissing myself right now

  • @burnt_taost5243
    @burnt_taost5243 4 роки тому +2335

    “ JESUS CHRIST SHE WENT SOUTH OF THE WINTER”
    “ JESUS THIS PLACE IS POSSESED”

    • @wheatusdeatus669
      @wheatusdeatus669 4 роки тому +34

      pause at 5:37 and that's me when I shit my pants hahahah XD

    • @sarahhickman8725
      @sarahhickman8725 4 роки тому +10

      Tikok ruined those amazing words

    • @haileyburrus1416
      @haileyburrus1416 4 роки тому +15

      @@wheatusdeatus669 😭🤣🤣 I am crying 3:54 is what killed me when she slithered 😭🤣

    • @rhianburke6380
      @rhianburke6380 3 роки тому +4

      🤣🤢🤮🤣

    • @thegreattea5291
      @thegreattea5291 3 роки тому +13

      "JESUS CHRIST...THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER"

  • @aimeeparkes3828
    @aimeeparkes3828 3 роки тому +842

    “oH nAn I kNoW yOu LiKe YoUr TeA”
    *throws tea at head*
    *Nan falls*
    “HoLy GiVe ThAt bAcK tHaTs PoWeRfUl”
    *does it again*

  • @laurapowell9337
    @laurapowell9337 4 роки тому +74

    "THE B***H WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!!" 😂😂 omg Daz, I'm crying right now 😂

  • @radicalrat4867
    @radicalrat4867 2 роки тому +13

    Daz: How's it going Dazzlers?
    Subtitles: Oscar does less but does games.

  • @canadianbear9282
    @canadianbear9282 3 роки тому +563

    0:46
    Daz: "Hey grandma, what you got in your hand."
    Sprays in face with bugspray and punts put the window across the hallway!!
    I laughed for a little to long at this .

    • @biancaf1027
      @biancaf1027 3 роки тому +13

      I DIED WITH LAUGHTER HERE

    • @williamafton2021
      @williamafton2021 3 роки тому +4

      It’s pepper spray

    • @haileyburrus1416
      @haileyburrus1416 2 роки тому

      The part what killed me the most is where she slithered across the floor and up the wall. Daz reaction to it and saying " oh god this place is possessed." is what had me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bethany.P
      @bethany.P 2 роки тому +1

      same 😂

  • @Jaydenfr
    @Jaydenfr 4 роки тому +138

    "she kicked me out the house literally" I thought grannies were nice

  • @uh-9724
    @uh-9724 4 роки тому +61

    Do play more of this, I laughed so hard when the grandma became "possessed" lmao😂

  • @cutieclub7217
    @cutieclub7217 2 роки тому +6

    Daz's british accent makes his videos 99% better

  • @lilymarshall9616
    @lilymarshall9616 4 роки тому +379

    “She’s going to be the first grandma on mars” I LOST IT 😂

    • @Jay-rx7ge
      @Jay-rx7ge 4 роки тому +3

      as he said it i noticed her in the background lol

    • @haileyburrus1416
      @haileyburrus1416 3 роки тому +1

      Same and when she was glitching and she slithered killed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @wikiiscool7149
      @wikiiscool7149 3 роки тому

      "Oh god my ballz are shrivelled"
      Who is watching this in 2021

    • @bobocandoanything6183
      @bobocandoanything6183 3 роки тому

      I have seen this video so many times I cant not laugh Daz I love you XDDDD

  • @timothythethird6874
    @timothythethird6874 4 роки тому +2043

    Grandma: *kicks daz*
    Daz: "JESUS!"
    Daz: "SHE KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE LITTERLY!"
    Me: *can't get enough of Daz*

  • @Ryan-dm9cg
    @Ryan-dm9cg 4 роки тому +304

    When he was kicked out of the window and his face. That is a diamond moment

  • @volticxness5966
    @volticxness5966 2 роки тому +10

    i lost it when the grandma was acting possessed and watching dazs reaction 😭

  • @harley2095
    @harley2095 4 роки тому +328

    Daz: “you can’t throw an infant through a window” ALSO DAZ: *throws a throwing knife*

    • @rubykinsella9277
      @rubykinsella9277 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elizahedgehog
      @elizahedgehog 4 роки тому +3

      And don't forget the grenade and molotov cocktail

    • @yoshim2348
      @yoshim2348 4 роки тому +1

      So you can throw an infant through a window?

    • @harley2095
      @harley2095 4 роки тому +2

      don’t talk to me. Yeah lmao 😂

  • @trixie_xx7701
    @trixie_xx7701 4 роки тому +231

    “What’s she doing? This place is possessed!” I can’t I just can’t 😂😂

    • @haileyburrus1416
      @haileyburrus1416 4 роки тому +3

      When the grandmother started slithering it killed me 💀😂

    • @daniellenorr183
      @daniellenorr183 3 роки тому +2

      That part had me laughing so hard I was crying it was so funny 😂 😂😂

  • @emilylexidean962
    @emilylexidean962 4 роки тому +62

    The way he just goes 'oh granny' whenever he finds a weapon 😂😂😂

  • @breezey8406
    @breezey8406 5 місяців тому +7

    NA- *nan doing some weird demon moving*
    WHAT SHE DOING!? THIS PLACE IS POSSESSED!!!”😂😂

  • @hollychadwick767
    @hollychadwick767 4 роки тому +326

    “I aM a BaBy WiTh A gReNade!” 👈well that just sums up 2020. 😂x

  • @Lyxar50
    @Lyxar50 4 роки тому +768

    “She kicked me out the house LITERALLY” 😂
    Edit:omg thank you all for so many likes!! 💓

    • @cindyb.6837
      @cindyb.6837 4 роки тому +5

      that was so funny 😂😂

    • @ryanhill6583
      @ryanhill6583 4 роки тому +2

      @@cindyb.6837 IKR😂

    • @juniperisfound3671
      @juniperisfound3671 4 роки тому +1

      omg i- was shocked that THE GRAN KICKED THE BABY OUT TO SOUTH KOREA

  • @BigSmoke-s9n
    @BigSmoke-s9n 3 роки тому +333

    5:38 “THE BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER”
    That had me die laughing 🤣

  • @nicoleblanchard6812
    @nicoleblanchard6812 2 роки тому +6

    I literally couldn't breathe through parts of this. I needed my inhaler. 😂😂

  • @kaidenyhhy9426
    @kaidenyhhy9426 4 роки тому +101

    3:14
    Daz: ‘’oh a throwing star’’
    Naruto fans: ‘’it’s an kunai‘’

    • @Camo1x
      @Camo1x 4 роки тому +5

      A not an, but that do be facts tho 😂👌🏼🧢

    • @jakecostabile5339
      @jakecostabile5339 4 роки тому +1

      Facts I said that

    • @mr.sayler7114
      @mr.sayler7114 4 роки тому

      That's the first thing I thought of when I saw it 😂😂😂😂

    • @kaidenyhhy9426
      @kaidenyhhy9426 4 роки тому

      This quarantine thing might be getting to my head😂😂

  • @longshlongfan5883
    @longshlongfan5883 4 роки тому +504

    “THE BTCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER” omg

    • @MJArtStudios
      @MJArtStudios 4 роки тому +3

      That’s my most favorite line from this video 😂

    • @giuliana666
      @giuliana666 4 роки тому +1

      IKRRRT OMGGG

    • @noname-hy2kr
      @noname-hy2kr 4 роки тому +1

      Omg I was laughing soooo hard 😳😑😁😂

    • @r700billzz6
      @r700billzz6 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @kate2003
      @kate2003 4 роки тому

      kookielover 23 niether 😂

  • @aishlingnewell8348
    @aishlingnewell8348 4 роки тому +84

    Nan: "Kicks out the window"
    Daz: "THAT OLD BISH" HAS ME DYING

  • @Ava-n8q
    @Ava-n8q 14 днів тому +1

    The best part is "oh nan, I know you like your tea. Hah!" And hits her in the back of the head with the teapot 😂😂

  • @lexi_22xo
    @lexi_22xo 4 роки тому +131

    Daz: “Today I Am a Grandma”
    Me: “o- wow- o-okay.. Is there something you haven’t Told us Daz?..”

  • @soup1423
    @soup1423 4 роки тому +53

    “She flew down south for winter!” I can’t with Daz-😂😂

  • @mediamal
    @mediamal 4 роки тому +84

    "she's about to be the first grandmother on mars" IM CRYING AHAHA

  • @dlynch3007
    @dlynch3007 9 днів тому +1

    I was absolutely DYING throughout the whole video, but I nearly pissed myself when she was on the roof

  • @pearll8819
    @pearll8819 4 роки тому +226

    "I've just pierced her heart, how is she alive?!"
    The words my fake friends say..

  • @roroslife24
    @roroslife24 4 роки тому +256

    "I just pierced her heart how is she still alive "
    1 sec later "u stupid old woman" XD daz❤

    • @roroslife24
      @roroslife24 4 роки тому +2

      @Abigail Osemede ik it was a mistake but im too lazy to change it lmao, Whats ur favorite song by her..and thxs for telling me

    • @moth4987
      @moth4987 4 роки тому +2

      I too love bill. Bill is the best guy around.

    • @Daniel-eu6gt
      @Daniel-eu6gt 4 роки тому

      @@moth4987 i also like Bill, great man, fantastic plumber. love that guy

    • @roroslife24
      @roroslife24 4 роки тому

      @@moth4987 huh BILLIE NOT BILL AND SHES A FANTASTIC SINGER NOT A PLUMBER DUDE

    • @roroslife24
      @roroslife24 4 роки тому

      @@moth4987 whos bill?

  • @accountnotfound3128
    @accountnotfound3128 4 роки тому +177

    “Oh my god that’s a face only a mum could love” Daz black 2020

  • @bellaaa.30zz
    @bellaaa.30zz 2 роки тому +2

    Daz:SHE HIT ME LIKE A FOOTBALL! Me:WHAT?!?!

  • @_itsjustcat
    @_itsjustcat 4 роки тому +49

    3:50 “OH GOD THIS PLACE IS POSSESSED!!!” lmao I’m dying rn 😂😂😂 Why did she fly up the wall like that tho

  • @nea4113
    @nea4113 4 роки тому +295

    ”that’s a face only a mum can love” I’m crying 😂
    edit: thanx for pointing out the grammar! :)

  • @heatherc744
    @heatherc744 4 роки тому +303

    Daz: Hi grandmama!
    Grandmama: kicks him out of a window
    Daz: ...
    Oh JeSuS!

  • @abele90
    @abele90 3 місяці тому +1

    0:51 it reminds me of that one scene where jenna shot sabrina in her new music video taste

  • @tonyclark3293
    @tonyclark3293 3 роки тому +110

    "OH JESUS, SHE KICKED ME OUT THE HOUSE. LITERALLY."

    • @karlossss612
      @karlossss612 3 роки тому +1

      The grandma ain't gonna be the first grandma on Mars Daz is gonna be the first baby on Mars.

    • @ajbigdaddy8595
      @ajbigdaddy8595 3 роки тому

      Some days they haveto

  • @chaoticallyenergetic
    @chaoticallyenergetic 3 роки тому +209

    Daz: "Are you well?!"
    Also Daz: *Sends Grandma to Mars*

  • @isabellesmoker6053
    @isabellesmoker6053 4 роки тому +77

    “IS SHE GONNA BE THE FIRST GRANDMA ON MARS?!” I can’t breathe

  • @Baldguyy69
    @Baldguyy69 6 місяців тому +3

    4:40 killed me like the way she turned then just fell, and the sound she made😂😂😂😂

  • @serohanta1295
    @serohanta1295 3 роки тому +361

    Imagine being the post man going to deliver a parcel and u hear: "I know u like ur tea nan" then u hear a "DONGGGGG" I think i wouldve either pissed myself laughing or pissed myself out of pure fear ;-; and a manic laugh coming a few seconds later lmao

    • @user-mx8he7qi1m
      @user-mx8he7qi1m 3 роки тому +2

      This is probably the best comment i have seen yet 😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sierraalfaro
      @sierraalfaro 3 роки тому +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @haileyburrus1416
      @haileyburrus1416 3 роки тому +2

      Honestly I think I would be pissing myself from laughing 😂

    • @ericksanchezdragon6175
      @ericksanchezdragon6175 3 роки тому +2

      @@haileyburrus1416 same

    • @killiuasimp4996
      @killiuasimp4996 3 роки тому +2

      SEROoooo how’s denki doin

  • @lovemitskilove4638
    @lovemitskilove4638 4 роки тому +100

    okay, how is no one questioning the fact that the grandma just got yeeted to mars and ended up watering the plants two seconds later...

    • @rubyfern4842
      @rubyfern4842 4 роки тому

      ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY HAAHA

  • @maddyplaysroblox1210
    @maddyplaysroblox1210 4 роки тому +381

    No one
    not a single soul
    Daz: “that’s a face only ur mother could love”

    • @regancamps571
      @regancamps571 4 роки тому +2

      True thou

    • @Che_Yo
      @Che_Yo 3 роки тому +1

      Ur mother has pretty low standards

  • @Xox__95
    @Xox__95 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine a old lady lands in your yard and then just casually gets up dust off and says “excuse me I just need to kick my grandson down a hallway and put a window on the second floor”

  • @texart8987
    @texart8987 4 роки тому +137

    Daz : ‘OH HEY GRANDMA’
    Grandma: ‘I’m going to end this man’s whole career’

  • @isabellahamilton4022
    @isabellahamilton4022 4 роки тому +63

    I lost it when you clonked her on the head with a kettle and shoved the touch things through her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @summerseddon4326
    @summerseddon4326 4 роки тому +53

    I lost it when he shouted “nans on a rampage” 😂😂

  • @jacobwhite8916
    @jacobwhite8916 2 роки тому +1

    When she went flighting i laught so hard I literally cried tears of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🙈🙊🐵🐤🐙🐙🐙🐠🦐🐠🦐🦐🐠🦎🪲🪲🕸

  • @notreiner9242
    @notreiner9242 4 роки тому +147

    My dyslexic ass read this as “GRAND-MOTH SIMULATOR” and I was like tf is the world now

    • @lisapresti2333
      @lisapresti2333 4 роки тому +1

      AHAHAHAHAHA

    • @elliebennice1234
      @elliebennice1234 4 роки тому +1

      Im dyslexic to and i read it the same #dyslexicsgroup btw its not a real tag

    • @elliebennice1234
      @elliebennice1234 4 роки тому

      Pls
      Dont press it i dont know what it is if it causes any offence im sorry i dont take blame

    • @v0m1tz
      @v0m1tz 4 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @mish-mush
      @mish-mush 4 роки тому

      Alexgachasucks AHAHHA

  • @lbuclesr2036
    @lbuclesr2036 4 роки тому +96

    When he chucked the kettle
    DaZ: ha nan I know you like you’re tea
    Grandma:walks towards DaZ
    DaZ:arhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap

    • @anitailes2016
      @anitailes2016 4 роки тому +1

      Layla Ryba karen

    • @alexjs77
      @alexjs77 4 роки тому

      Layla Ryba your* tea

    • @thr_x
      @thr_x 4 роки тому

      @Layla Ryba learn how to spell karen

    • @Glow937
      @Glow937 4 роки тому

      @@thr_x what do you mean "learn how to spell"? She missed one letter, are you joking

  • @qtrx8223
    @qtrx8223 4 роки тому +50

    Daz: Sets granny on fire
    Does 10 damage

  • @Izuku_Midoriya_123
    @Izuku_Midoriya_123 Рік тому +2

    funniest bits:
    *"she kicked me out the house!!! LITERALLY!!!"*
    *nan gets kettle thrown at face and back of hed*
    *"BITCH WENT SOUTH FOR THE WINTER!!!!"*
    BRO THESE BITS MAD ME WHEEZE WITH LAUGHTER AT 23:02PM
    XDDDDDDD

  • @asenaakca1313
    @asenaakca1313 4 роки тому +49

    daz: hey grandmama, what you got in ur hand?
    *boots him out the window*

  • @reduxgames552
    @reduxgames552 4 роки тому +1777

    Daz throws Grenade at granny: deals 25 damage
    Grandma kicks daz: sends him flying
    This is why you shouldn’t skip leg day
    (Edit)1k likes 🥳

  • @squishypotato741
    @squishypotato741 4 роки тому +61

    “I cant believe this”
    -*Daz 2020*

  • @InstaSpamz
    @InstaSpamz 2 роки тому +10

    8:13 grandma knows Karate