Didn't Want To Sleep Anyway | HSH #1
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- Опубліковано 9 жов 2017
- This game was recorded live and is called home sweet home. PT1
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Tn1 1UE - Ігри
![the MOST DISRESPECTFUL jumpscares [The Mortuary Assistant]](/img/n.gif)
JUMPSCARE LIST:
2:14 - light turns off
3:12 - something walks by
3:45 - something falls
3:50 - door noise
3:59 - door closes
4:10 - something behind the corner
4:39 - bloody wall
5:01 - bloody footprints
5:14 - girl
5:20 - girl starts chasing him
5:37 - girl kills him
5:56 - creepy noise
6:44 - light flickers
6:48 - something falls
6:58 - door moving
7:27 - blood on the wall
7:51 - things falling
8:53 - something runs down the corridor
10:10 - choking sound
11:31 - creepy sounds
12:12 - door slams
13:11 - door opens
14:46 - a pipe falls
15:01 - a creepy doll
15:23 - the girl
15:42 - door opens
16:39 - girl standing in a dark corridor+creepy sound
16:44 - a scream
18:22 - girl coming through the wall
19:08 - girl standing
19:25 - scary chanting
19:35 - scary chanting
20:57 - scary noise
21:15 - girl coming through the wall
22:01 - the garage door slams
22:53 - girl coming through the wall
23:03 - shit falling
23:13 - girl attacks him
28:22 - scream
28:57 - another scream
29:35 - creepy noises
29:51 - bitch crawling
30:27 - noise
30:45 - noise
31:34 - bum bum noise
33:04 - howling noise
34:55 - bum bum noise
35:14 - noise
35:26 - howling
35:45 - creepy man
36:15 - radio
37:35 - OMG big jumscare
38:04 - crows
39:56 - noise
40:28 - creepy man
40:56 - crawling noise
41:58 - radio
43:00 - creepy noise
43:11 - noise
43:28 - big skull attacks him
44:22 - monster
44:36 - creepy sound
45:28 - noises + monster
46:01 - stuff falls
47:13 - he gets caught
48:41 - door breaks
THAT'S IT❤ PLS LIKE THIS SO MORE PEOPLE CAN SEE❤
Vanja Jovanovic BLESS YOUR SOUL
Vanja Jovanovic THANK YOU 😄
Vanja Jovanovic thank you so much!!!
Ily
Vanja Jovanovic I
"The b*** can go through walls but I can't go through a door that I previously opened"
I'M DYING :)
😂
Richard Ochsenbine 🤣😉
you know you can swear
Anyone here in 2024 😂
"A-ahh fuck my face off!"
Less than 3 seconds later
"Oh look little Asian men"
😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment just so I could like it.
Ok
😐😬🪱🪱🪱🪱
time stamp?
😂😂 omfl
woman: throws up blood
daz: starts eating
ikr im not kidding i screamed at my srceen and said "HOW CAN U EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"
@@dianafaapo2322 wow cuz I screamed at my screen YOU HAVE CHIPS TOO and I ate another chip
I just like the pensive little nod he gave while he was munching like “Mhmm yep *crunch crunch* you got problems dearie *munch munch*” 😂
it was so good LOL
I was eating too XD
I love how when he gets scared he casually starts eating some crisps 😂😂😂
*me* I felt that so in me I almost died.
I felt so relatable to him in that moment
stress eating
If it happens irl he will be found immidiately 😂😂
CHIPS
Game: “A key for unlocking doors”
Daz: “WOW, I THOUGHT I HAD TO PUT IT IN MY ASS” 😂😂 I love this man
Bethany Yeet arse**
Me too his name is daz
I’m always up for a challenge
Bethany Yeet I know right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marielynn Chamhi, duhhhh, everyone knows.🙄🙄🙄 Don’t make a fool of yourself in front of everyone.
“What kind of bird flies at night? It’s dark, you’ll run into shit” HAD ME CRYING
Owls crying..
Normal people when something falls: *scream*
Daz when something falls: AHH WHY DONT PEOPLE STACK THINGS PROPERLY?!?!?!?!
And Me: " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH hey im going to mcdonalds. what do u want?" *ik ik its weird that i actually said that* TmT to think i gave her some mcdonalds and she just threw it up
ITS A HEALTH HAZARD.
Person in game: breathes loudly or coughs
Daz: "I diagnose you with asthma"
Disgusted In Gucci I see an Army👀
@@tazzieee29 Yes 👀
Disgusted In Gucci around here we call it cOroNa
HErE DoWn TowN wE CalL IT COroNa
He said maybe you have asthma cause I have captions on
2017: *coughs* maybe he has asthma
2020: CORONA
exactly what i thought!!😂
graycelen oh my god...
No
''5 G ''
Lol yea 😂😂
Ghost: *Puking her guts out”
Dah:*eats a chip*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Daz
crisp*
Crisps mate not chips. Chips r something you get from maccies or KFC
@@deadchannel874 that maybe where your from. But we call crips chips. And we call chips ✨fries✨
@@alexiahilsen9712 so do we ✨✨✨✨✨✨
Daz : *hiding in a really tense situation with something throwing up/gagging*
Also Daz: *eating and staring in terror* 😂
"yeah, HONEY? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS? A HUGE POT! BARBARA GOT ONE NEXT DOOR AND I WANT ONE TOO!" 😂I love daz so much
Same😂😂❤
I love this and that "pot" is a traditional thai bathtub xD see the patterns on it? Sometimes Thais have big pots made out of porcelain to bathe in (and I myself once did since I'm half thai)
dang is this try not to laugh?
Daz seriously makes horror games less scary. I’m just laughing through it all😂😂
Ikr
Same haha
Dude I died when he got scared and yelled "fuck my face off" 🤣🤣🤣
I see this comment (not from you excatly just the comment) on literally EVERY single thing horror he watches/plays... 😅
Ya
The way he read Jane's Diary at 23:55 had me DYING! I replayed it so many times. Then he walks into a room to describe his surroundings and then all of a sudden, "What the fu** is that?!" to that wooden silhouette. I died again. 🤣
“Wash your blouse”
Girl walks closer
“Don’t wash it it’s fine😃”
18:49 Demon: *stands in front of locker with a knife*
Daz: “wash your blouse”
Demon: *walks closer to locker to where daz is hiding*
Daz: “don’t wash it, don’t wash it it’s fine”
Demon: *walks away*
You are right he does run away
The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago u should of kept ur mouth shut u knew u were bein rude
Demon: ‘K thanks, bye’
Anyone here and 2020 watching his 2 year old videos😂😂✋🏻
Chloe-louise Sparks meee!
I’m bored in quarantine so y. e. s.
yessirrrr
Yes
MEEEEEEEE
27:08 daz just singing "Diary of Jane" amazing!
13:27
*someone dying is the shower*
daz: *eats a Pringles chip*
Crisp
21:14 i love how he breaks out into song when hes scared
Me tho😂
Demon girl: *throwing up
Daz: *tries to sneakily eat a chip/crisp
Cianna Soldati Idk why but the sound she made when she was throwing up had me almost dying😂😂😂It was the sound of her gagging I guess👌🏻😂👏🏻
@@coralbell316 git your weird fetish outta here dude XD
Synesthetic Ink You’re kinda late to replying to me so you get out👌🏻And don’t tell me what to do:)😂😂😂XD
@@coralbell316 fine lmao you got me
Synesthetic Ink 😂😂👏🏻
When Daz started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" I lost it 🤣
I was singing with him🤣🤣
Anyone here in 2024??
Yee
Meeee
Meee
The Ghost:
* Walks in *
Daz:
* Hides behind shower curtain *
The Ghost:
* Starts to choke, hack up a nail *
Daz:
* Slowly eats a chip *
@@missartist8010 ??? Are you seriously hating on a normal comment? wow, your "so cool"
When is this
hi hi 13:20
I cracked up so hard on that part, i keep coming back mostly for that XD
*Jane screams for help*
*Slowly closes door on her*
Jane- am I a joke to you?
That he randomly eats sometimes makes it so much funnier 😂
*person in game coughs*
Daz: "Maybe we have asthma..?"
Me: "mAyBE wE hAvE cOviD!"
Guy: “Hey man I haven’t seen you in awhile”
“Yeah I’ve been running from Asian woman”
RLLY DAZ😂😂😂😂💯
“He coughed, maybe he has asthma!”
Daz would be the best doctor... 😂😂😂
May Craft and savage doctor !!!
May Craft Doctor Daz 😂😂😂
BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA you bet 😂😂
olivia grace that’s so funny 😂😂
yup
Daz: *running for his life*
Also Daz: *frantically eats crisps*
"No wonder you're in the basement you UgLy bastard"
I completely forget sometimes that he's playing a horror game😂
“Honey! You know what we need? A giant ass vase. 😂
Lol
LOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Barbra got one and now I got one too😂
12:18
“ *Oh look! Little Asian men.* “
He had me laughing 😂
It was just the way he said it made it sound so innocent 😂👌🏻
Girl in game pukes
Daz : eats crisps 😂
Fantastic he says
I literally died at that part
ShipperUnknown • facts
👌🏼👌🏼😹😹
I love the way that when Daz gets scared he just stops for like 5sec trying to process whats going on.
Daz: " WHAT BIRD FLIES AT NIGHT?"
All owls: " Um...I do."
I made myself laugh so I started to choke on my soda and then when I stoped coughing I hear Daz say, "you good it seems like you where choking on something". Am I going insane ?
crashtest_ zombro When I was watching Daz yesterday he was like ‘What am I supposed to do’ so I said ‘walk through the door!!’ Then he was like ‘I don’t wanna walk through there!’ 😂😂😂
Hes listening to us all. Daz has secret microphones everywhere
damn ahaha
xD
WTF
Daz needs his own reality show where he goes into haunted buildings and critiques the decore while being chased by homicidal ghosts and demons.
YES!!! 😂😂
idk why i thought you said homosexual, but i'm not mad ab it.
@@kendallkazee869 that would be even better😂
Caimen Grey YESSSS
YESSS OMG
The scariest thing about watching daz games playing horror games is not being able to find the jumpscare list.
16:53 Imagine time for a nother tea party
*Girl throws up in bathroom*
Daz: You gone? (Eating crisps)
Tom The Socially Awkward Guy can you please tell me when she is vomiting
Tom The Socially Awkward Guy never mined
I know I died 😂
I was about to comment this so I went to check the comments first, LMAO I thought I was the only one😂
Chloe Clark it’s around 13:12
Her: "It's late, wake up!"
Daz: "F**k off, it's my day off!"
pmsl.
the fact that i said "Oh get lost im sleeping here as u can see!"
I would've said the same thing
17:32 NEGATIVERAGDOLL JOINED THE TEAPARTY
DAZ: thankyou for ruining my life
“Mannnn forget about Jane”
*sees Jane’s pictures*
“Is this Jane? DON’T FORGET ABOUT JANE, SHE’S HOT!!”
😂😂😂
I thought he learnt to save himself as well after re7
BISH CAN COME THROUGH WALLS BUT I CANT COME THROIGH A DOOR LMAO
Throigh??
@@annabanana5758 He ran into the door at that part
in a serious and silent part
"HA! Time for a tea party~"
I was screaming "get in the locker" every time I saw her my mum had to come in and tell me to be quiet. lmao
“In the diary of Jane!”
I love that song
"Woo! Ahh! Ahh! Why dont people stack things properly!?" -Daz 😂😂
17:45 “Welcome to the tea party and thank you for ruining my life!” 😂
Girl: *Literally starts hacking up a lung*
Daz, from behind the shower curtain: *nervously eats crisps*
xD I love it
JUMPSCARE LIST: :o
2:14 - light turns off
3:12 - something walks by
3:45 - something falls
3:50 - door noise
3:59 - door closes
4:10 - something behind the corner
4:39 - bloody wall
5:01 - bloody footprints
5:14 - girl
5:20 - girl starts chasing him
5:37 - girl kills him
5:56 - creepy noise
6:44 - light flickers
6:48 - something falls
6:58 - door moving
7:27 - blood on the wall
7:51 - things falling
8:53 - something runs down the corridor
10:10 - choking sound
11:31 - creepy sounds
12:12 - door slams
13:11 - door opens
14:46 - a pipe falls
15:01 - a creepy doll
15:23 - the girl
15:42 - door opens
16:39 - girl standing in a dark corridor+creepy sound
16:44 - a scream
18:22 - girl coming through the wall
19:08 - girl standing
19:25 - scary chanting
19:35 - scary chanting
20:57 - scary noise
21:15 - girl coming through the wall
22:01 - the garage door slams
22:53 - girl coming through the wall
23:03 - shit falling
23:13 - girl attacks him
28:22 - scream
28:57 - another scream
29:35 - creepy noises
29:51 - bitch crawling
30:27 - noise
30:45 - noise
31:34 - bum bum noise
33:04 - howling noise
34:55 - bum bum noise
35:14 - noise
35:26 - howling
35:45 - creepy man
36:15 - radio
37:35 - OMG big jumscare
38:04 - crows
39:56 - noise
40:28 - creepy man
40:56 - crawling noise
41:58 - radio
43:00 - creepy noise
43:11 - noise
43:28 - big skull attacks him
44:22 - monster
44:36 - creepy sound
45:28 - noises + monster
46:01 - stuff falls
47:13 - he gets caught
48:41 - door breaks
Why are you so down here? Lol
I like how his sponsors are scaring him more than the actual game 😂😂😂
Baku Bro right
😂
Lmao ahh! Time for a tea party 😂😂😂
Ghostbitch: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Ghostbitch: *casually walks around the boxes to not make a mess.*
18:28 is my favourite 😂😂
*Monster walks in*
Daz: Nom nom nom
"aw what's wrong" remembers "why am I asking what's wrong, like I give a fuck" daz u have a heart of gold and the special ability to make horror games not as scary.
Daz is the best gamer in the world like if you agree 💜
Why is everybody trying to get likes
He is😁😁😁😁😁
Yes I do and he is also funny
Ya’ll using him for likes :/
He’s not the best gamer stfu, he’s just an INTERESTING gamer, stop using him for likes
You have to wake up.
"F*ck off, it's my day off"
😂 What I thought when playing the first part of Ocarina of Time.
daretofall17 What I say when I have no school today XD
And now they did that *You have to wake up* in Breath of the Wild.
We have another to join the ZC
The people becoming part of the tea party kill me when they scare daz 😂
It’s funny
Creepy ghost lady: Starts throwing up
Daz: Slowly eats chip
Love it😂
*crisp
@@deadchannel874 *chip
@@kiyahrxi british channel.
"whats up dew haven't seen you in ages"
Daz-"Yea I've been running from an Asian woman..."
23:40
“Welcome to the tea party, thank you for ruining my life”😂😂 this man
LOL
“Apparently it’s changes, tho, since the demo *knock* vERZIOOOOn”
3:43
😂
I love how you are just munching away while she’s puking in the bathroom @ 13:19 😂
“Oh look...little Asian men” I’m pissing myself over that
“She wizzed passed like a FUCKING ASTRONAUT!!” 😂😂
Winter Kress-Russick YAAAAAS!!😂😂😂
The sponsors that pop up and scare the hell outta him are amazing 😂
28:00 I Laughed so hard when he heard jane's scream and closed the door😂😂
7:00 “apparently the shadows are having a good time” 💀💀💀
I DIED at that💀💀
I'm actually dead. He's too funny. It's so hard to watch horror games at 3am when he's making me snort
My mind: 👀
Girl: throwing up
Daz: Casually eats chips and watches 🤣
bruuuhhh i was dying whne he did that shit🤣🤣🤣
I’ve just discovered Daz and I’m binge watching his videos. I’ve never laughed so hard from a UA-cam gamer. Even Mark didn’t get me this hard and I adore him. 😂
most people when they see a scary ghost:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daz:calm and eats chips
Daz’s logic
Character: *coughs*
Daz: Maybe He’s got asthma
Edit: or maybe it's Corona 😂
I have asthma and whenever I cough people who know I have it go
Omg are you ok? your not dying are you? Use your inhaler!!
And I'm like
Bish I'm fine calm your ass down! 😂
Logic is a good thing to have
*Especially with daz *
@@kyliekennon9370 yes u cant beat dazs logic
Rhiannon Morton relatable 🤣
Or the Corona virus
21:15 I actually choked on my saliva/ cried/ pulled a muscle from laughing so much when he was mid scream then started singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How many likes I get is how painful it was
Sienna Beckwith I was reading this comment and was like this is me , this is what I did and then I saw your name and I was like oop maybe it is me jk it’s just bc my name is sienna 💗🤣✌🏼
Sienna Vani i lost a few brain cells reading that but yknow yay
Sienna Beckwith haha lol it’s alright i know how u feel
-door closes-
Daz: f*ck, my. Face. off.
Me: my man gets scared-
I love how he's so polite when it's a horror game and he's about to get killed-
".. can you stop making random sounds please."
My absolute favorite is at 8:00, the way he ate his food and the face he made was priceless! 😂 God I love you Daz and your content wonderful! Also these horror games give me the worst anxiety!!
Rachel Jones yes haha and how he looks slowly at the camera
yes that is absolutely hilarious!
Rachel Jones 8
“Oh she turned into a bin”
Lol
LOL the fact that i thought that the bin was her
Daz: What’s with the blood over here for?
Me: Girls been on her period lol.
This got me laughing the poor ghost just needs some always and she good😂😂😂😂
That was my first reaction when she screamed. "Oh, dont worry shes just on her period."
This poor girl
6 years later, still amazing
WOMAN: vomiting in the toilet...
DAZ: casually chewing on whatever hes eating,
laughed my actual ass off
is your ass okay
Daz:”In ThE DiArY oF jAnE”
Me:*laughs*
10:20 I absolutely LOST it when he said "you good?"
"Just coughed.... maybe we have asthma?"
*Me searching my symptoms on Google.*
Elise you shouldn't because they give you the most fucked symptoms like ebola for example 😂😂
Elise same XD
WebMD for the win
"She turned into a bin" Yay Daz found me since im trash
JustAnAwkwardOlive :P ARRMYY
Army 😍
True
JustAnAwkwardOlive :P BTS TRASH
Hoho twin hello there
8:52 When playing a video game in the dark and a big spider runs across the room into the kitchen.
something about watching old daz videos at 4 in the morning is magical lol
Daz: just breathed, maybe we have asthma
Daz: just coughed, maybe we have asthma
Daz: just sneezed, maybe we have asthma
Daz: just yawned, maybe we have asthma
DOES EVERYONE HAVE ASTHMA
Idrawe_ I do🤣
...lol
😂😂😂
Idrawe_ lol I do 😏😁😄☺😊
Idrawe_ I do...☺
"Something went boom boom,did you hear the boom boom,I heard a boom boom"
Courtney Upton lol what time 😂
That sentence u wrote reminds me of despicable me2 when Lucy is hallucinating group everywhere and when she looks at the baby on the plane the baby says I just did a boom boom
Gotta get that boom boom boom! That future boom boom boom!
Where is that? 😂😂
Courtney Upton I can totally imagine this as a remix
It can’t just be me watching the last day of 2020😭
Oh, you aren't 😗
hiiii
Me: *constantly pausing when i feel like there's gonna be a jump scare*
also me: *reading the comments so i know what to expect*
still me: *laughing my ass off when Daz says something funny*
"WERE GOING TO LIVE IN THE SHOWER" I can't stop laughing at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how daz eats when he stresses out in this game 😂 not gonna lie it’s kinda cute😂
-^-
Liv Jayne YES cute :3
It’s very relatable too
Simp?
This is a shared habit
" the fuse is broken " bit killed me inside LMAO
It's really hard to be scared when your laughing the whole time 😂😂
Lol I like how he says "thx for ruining my life" when someone sponsors him.
That's an additional jumpscare that Daz feels because of the notification sound... one of the most hilarious facts in the gameplay
WERE GONNA GO BACK IN HERE WERE GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR AND WERE GONNA LIVE IN THE FLIPPING SHOWER. 😂😂😂
Samara Holmes yasss LOL
THIS PART WAS SO MEEEE
I actually hide in my bathroom when i hear scary noises in my home
You missed the apostrophe...
This is so me infact i did this mourning when i saw i huge af spider 😂😂
Daz makes all horror games look like a comedy which makes it easier for me to watch 😂😂❤️
Daz is still dazzling even during traumatic times 😂 he continues to compliment people even if they are about to kill him 😭
Daz even though he is scared as shit still says "what are those" to some flip flops 😂😂😂
they looked like croses (can't spell)