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  • @richardochsenbine7725
    @richardochsenbine7725 5 років тому +1028

    "The b*** can go through walls but I can't go through a door that I previously opened"
    I'M DYING :)

  • @aliahblayze1531
    @aliahblayze1531 6 років тому +1353

    "yeah, HONEY? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS? A HUGE POT! BARBARA GOT ONE NEXT DOOR AND I WANT ONE TOO!" 😂I love daz so much

    • @leahboyd3309
      @leahboyd3309 5 років тому +8

      Same😂😂❤

    • @cha0sreb00t6
      @cha0sreb00t6 5 років тому +14

      I love this and that "pot" is a traditional thai bathtub xD see the patterns on it? Sometimes Thais have big pots made out of porcelain to bathe in (and I myself once did since I'm half thai)

    • @dianafaapo2322
      @dianafaapo2322 3 роки тому +3

      dang is this try not to laugh?

    • @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS
      @SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS 6 місяців тому +2

      It was *A GIANT ASS VASE*

  • @sayyouaremybaka1855
    @sayyouaremybaka1855 5 років тому +3175

    Game: “A key for unlocking doors”
    Daz: “WOW, I THOUGHT I HAD TO PUT IT IN MY ASS” 😂😂 I love this man

    • @mimiii2273
      @mimiii2273 4 роки тому +9

      Bethany Yeet arse**

    • @aike_17
      @aike_17 4 роки тому +2

      Me too his name is daz

    • @jacksend2439
      @jacksend2439 4 роки тому +4

      I’m always up for a challenge

    • @clairetiemann
      @clairetiemann 4 роки тому +1

      Bethany Yeet I know right? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @theoclarke4249
      @theoclarke4249 4 роки тому +3

      Marielynn Chamhi, duhhhh, everyone knows.🙄🙄🙄 Don’t make a fool of yourself in front of everyone.

  • @ryanmiller5886
    @ryanmiller5886 4 роки тому +1393

    "A-ahh fuck my face off!"
    Less than 3 seconds later
    "Oh look little Asian men"
    😂😂😂

    • @dahoomanshroom7466
      @dahoomanshroom7466 3 роки тому +21

      I was looking for this comment just so I could like it.

    • @Xansmist
      @Xansmist 3 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @Xansmist
      @Xansmist 3 роки тому +1

      😐😬🪱🪱🪱🪱

    • @nex_9646
      @nex_9646 3 роки тому +3

      time stamp?

    • @allukazam
      @allukazam 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂 omfl

  • @Lauren-iu6yf
    @Lauren-iu6yf 4 роки тому +2324

    Person in game: breathes loudly or coughs
    Daz: "I diagnose you with asthma"

    • @tazzieee29
      @tazzieee29 4 роки тому +11

      Disgusted In Gucci I see an Army👀

    • @Lauren-iu6yf
      @Lauren-iu6yf 4 роки тому +6

      @@tazzieee29 Yes 👀

    • @ingydd9407
      @ingydd9407 4 роки тому +8

      Disgusted In Gucci around here we call it cOroNa

    • @b.a.c.k_s.p.a.c.e
      @b.a.c.k_s.p.a.c.e 4 роки тому +6

      HErE DoWn TowN wE CalL IT COroNa

    • @therealghost3620
      @therealghost3620 4 роки тому +2

      He said maybe you have asthma cause I have captions on

  • @KBFL
    @KBFL 4 роки тому +1031

    18:49 Demon: *stands in front of locker with a knife*
    Daz: “wash your blouse”
    Demon: *walks closer to locker to where daz is hiding*
    Daz: “don’t wash it, don’t wash it it’s fine”
    Demon: *walks away*

    • @missartist8010
      @missartist8010 4 роки тому +8

      You are right he does run away

    • @amarihumphrey7881
      @amarihumphrey7881 4 роки тому +2

      The Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago u should of kept ur mouth shut u knew u were bein rude

    • @chelseahenry9952
      @chelseahenry9952 4 роки тому

      Demon: ‘K thanks, bye’

  • @zombigirl9604
    @zombigirl9604 4 роки тому +1349

    woman: throws up blood
    daz: starts eating

    • @dianafaapo2322
      @dianafaapo2322 3 роки тому +23

      ikr im not kidding i screamed at my srceen and said "HOW CAN U EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS!?"

    • @skuller6000
      @skuller6000 3 роки тому +9

      @@dianafaapo2322 wow cuz I screamed at my screen YOU HAVE CHIPS TOO and I ate another chip

    • @pommel8263
      @pommel8263 3 роки тому +14

      I just like the pensive little nod he gave while he was munching like “Mhmm yep *crunch crunch* you got problems dearie *munch munch*” 😂

    • @Zaztur302
      @Zaztur302 3 роки тому +1

      it was so good LOL

    • @Harlz_2007
      @Harlz_2007 3 роки тому

      I was eating too XD

  • @kenziea2002
    @kenziea2002 6 років тому +2707

    I love how when he gets scared he casually starts eating some crisps 😂😂😂

    • @the_bearded_drengr
      @the_bearded_drengr 5 років тому +31

      *me* I felt that so in me I almost died.

    • @morganv.9325
      @morganv.9325 5 років тому +21

      I felt so relatable to him in that moment

    • @kevinraison1249
      @kevinraison1249 5 років тому +18

      stress eating

    • @artyomxiii
      @artyomxiii 5 років тому +7

      If it happens irl he will be found immidiately 😂😂

    • @ethand.7801
      @ethand.7801 5 років тому +10

      CHIPS

  • @cringydoodle7957
    @cringydoodle7957 4 роки тому +813

    The Ghost:
    * Walks in *
    Daz:
    * Hides behind shower curtain *
    The Ghost:
    * Starts to choke, hack up a nail *
    Daz:
    * Slowly eats a chip *

    • @julianaghosh5874
      @julianaghosh5874 4 роки тому +1

      @@missartist8010 ??? Are you seriously hating on a normal comment? wow, your "so cool"

    • @DirtyDan2005
      @DirtyDan2005 4 роки тому

      When is this

    • @rylie5396
      @rylie5396 4 роки тому +1

      hi hi 13:20

    • @KookieDough94
      @KookieDough94 4 роки тому

      I cracked up so hard on that part, i keep coming back mostly for that XD

  • @Cherrycrush_
    @Cherrycrush_ 6 років тому +279

    21:14 i love how he breaks out into song when hes scared

  • @christinaeckley6052
    @christinaeckley6052 3 роки тому +401

    “What kind of bird flies at night? It’s dark, you’ll run into shit” HAD ME CRYING

  • @MsKerriishere
    @MsKerriishere 5 років тому +279

    *Jane screams for help*
    *Slowly closes door on her*
    Jane- am I a joke to you?

  • @babeno3777
    @babeno3777 6 років тому +482

    Guy: “Hey man I haven’t seen you in awhile”
    “Yeah I’ve been running from Asian woman”
    RLLY DAZ😂😂😂😂💯

  • @srp.3495
    @srp.3495 4 роки тому +391

    Her: "It's late, wake up!"
    Daz: "F**k off, it's my day off!"
    pmsl.

    • @dianafaapo2322
      @dianafaapo2322 3 роки тому +2

      the fact that i said "Oh get lost im sleeping here as u can see!"

    • @bre231
      @bre231 3 роки тому +1

      I would've said the same thing

  • @amayadejesus45
    @amayadejesus45 4 роки тому +560

    Normal people when something falls: *scream*
    Daz when something falls: AHH WHY DONT PEOPLE STACK THINGS PROPERLY?!?!?!?!

    • @dianafaapo2322
      @dianafaapo2322 3 роки тому +2

      And Me: " AHHHHHHHHHHHHH hey im going to mcdonalds. what do u want?" *ik ik its weird that i actually said that* TmT to think i gave her some mcdonalds and she just threw it up

    • @jeffreyfoster4757
      @jeffreyfoster4757 3 роки тому +1

      ITS A HEALTH HAZARD.

  • @crashtest_zombro7183
    @crashtest_zombro7183 5 років тому +748

    I made myself laugh so I started to choke on my soda and then when I stoped coughing I hear Daz say, "you good it seems like you where choking on something". Am I going insane ?

    • @toiletpaperofficial9623
      @toiletpaperofficial9623 4 роки тому +40

      crashtest_ zombro When I was watching Daz yesterday he was like ‘What am I supposed to do’ so I said ‘walk through the door!!’ Then he was like ‘I don’t wanna walk through there!’ 😂😂😂

    • @brynleebirch7356
      @brynleebirch7356 4 роки тому +28

      Hes listening to us all. Daz has secret microphones everywhere

    • @MadboyAzam
      @MadboyAzam 4 роки тому +7

      damn ahaha

    • @bubbles_love_xoxo5643
      @bubbles_love_xoxo5643 4 роки тому +6

      xD

    • @ezra_5036
      @ezra_5036 4 роки тому +6

      WTF

  • @Blue_Nova3031
    @Blue_Nova3031 5 років тому +741

    Demon girl: *throwing up
    Daz: *tries to sneakily eat a chip/crisp

    • @coralbell316
      @coralbell316 5 років тому +4

      Cianna Soldati Idk why but the sound she made when she was throwing up had me almost dying😂😂😂It was the sound of her gagging I guess👌🏻😂👏🏻

    • @Deeegenerate
      @Deeegenerate 4 роки тому +4

      @@coralbell316 git your weird fetish outta here dude XD

    • @coralbell316
      @coralbell316 4 роки тому

      Synesthetic Ink You’re kinda late to replying to me so you get out👌🏻And don’t tell me what to do:)😂😂😂XD

    • @Deeegenerate
      @Deeegenerate 4 роки тому +1

      @@coralbell316 fine lmao you got me

    • @coralbell316
      @coralbell316 4 роки тому

      Synesthetic Ink 😂😂👏🏻

  • @ShotoTodoroki-sc6vc
    @ShotoTodoroki-sc6vc 5 років тому +421

    12:18
    “ *Oh look! Little Asian men.* “
    He had me laughing 😂
    It was just the way he said it made it sound so innocent 😂👌🏻

  • @bigbakhtiarboncet1197
    @bigbakhtiarboncet1197 3 роки тому +459

    Ghost: *Puking her guts out”
    Dah:*eats a chip*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @dulcified-222
      @dulcified-222 3 роки тому +3

      *Daz

    • @SelfImprovement190
      @SelfImprovement190 3 роки тому +7

      crisp*

    • @deadchannel874
      @deadchannel874 3 роки тому +5

      Crisps mate not chips. Chips r something you get from maccies or KFC

    • @alexiahilsen9712
      @alexiahilsen9712 3 роки тому +1

      @@deadchannel874 that maybe where your from. But we call crips chips. And we call chips ✨fries✨

    • @deadchannel874
      @deadchannel874 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexiahilsen9712 so do we ✨✨✨✨✨✨

  • @ashbyrne645
    @ashbyrne645 4 роки тому +2637

    Daz seriously makes horror games less scary. I’m just laughing through it all😂😂

    • @patiencekachow5220
      @patiencekachow5220 4 роки тому +5

      Ikr

    • @hownottosing1017
      @hownottosing1017 4 роки тому +3

      Same haha

    • @johnpittman7908
      @johnpittman7908 4 роки тому +20

      Dude I died when he got scared and yelled "fuck my face off" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LAURENAURORA31
      @LAURENAURORA31 4 роки тому +5

      I see this comment (not from you excatly just the comment) on literally EVERY single thing horror he watches/plays... 😅

    • @henrybrady1456
      @henrybrady1456 4 роки тому +1

      Ya

  • @imjune8373
    @imjune8373 5 років тому +256

    Daz needs his own reality show where he goes into haunted buildings and critiques the decore while being chased by homicidal ghosts and demons.

  • @mystical_oreoz7352
    @mystical_oreoz7352 5 років тому +166

    "whats up dew haven't seen you in ages"
    Daz-"Yea I've been running from an Asian woman..."
    23:40

  • @kimberlynaa.
    @kimberlynaa. Рік тому +11

    The way he read Jane's Diary at 23:55 had me DYING! I replayed it so many times. Then he walks into a room to describe his surroundings and then all of a sudden, "What the fu** is that?!" to that wooden silhouette. I died again. 🤣

  • @kinleighj2624
    @kinleighj2624 4 роки тому +560

    “Honey! You know what we need? A giant ass vase. 😂

  • @keiram8537
    @keiram8537 4 роки тому +1823

    2017: *coughs* maybe he has asthma
    2020: CORONA

  • @tomthesociallyawkwardguy127
    @tomthesociallyawkwardguy127 6 років тому +642

    *Girl throws up in bathroom*
    Daz: You gone? (Eating crisps)

    • @chloeclark6726
      @chloeclark6726 6 років тому +3

      Tom The Socially Awkward Guy can you please tell me when she is vomiting

    • @chloeclark6726
      @chloeclark6726 6 років тому +5

      Tom The Socially Awkward Guy never mined

    • @dre4mk1ll3rs
      @dre4mk1ll3rs 5 років тому

      I know I died 😂

    • @indeidk8000
      @indeidk8000 5 років тому +1

      I was about to comment this so I went to check the comments first, LMAO I thought I was the only one😂

    • @aliceliss7772
      @aliceliss7772 5 років тому +1

      Chloe Clark it’s around 13:12

  • @crayfish24b72
    @crayfish24b72 3 роки тому +36

    27:08 daz just singing "Diary of Jane" amazing!

  • @jamez264
    @jamez264 6 років тому +131

    17:45 “Welcome to the tea party and thank you for ruining my life!” 😂

  • @jotakyininoo2758
    @jotakyininoo2758 5 років тому +147

    in a serious and silent part
    "HA! Time for a tea party~"

  • @MrsBubbles197
    @MrsBubbles197 7 років тому +171

    My absolute favorite is at 8:00, the way he ate his food and the face he made was priceless! 😂 God I love you Daz and your content wonderful! Also these horror games give me the worst anxiety!!

  • @jeffjeff5295
    @jeffjeff5295 4 роки тому +128

    Daz : *hiding in a really tense situation with something throwing up/gagging*
    Also Daz: *eating and staring in terror* 😂

  • @ellie2972
    @ellie2972 7 років тому +522

    “He coughed, maybe he has asthma!”
    Daz would be the best doctor... 😂😂😂

    • @lxvedvr
      @lxvedvr 7 років тому +2

      May Craft and savage doctor !!!

    • @oliviagrace363
      @oliviagrace363 7 років тому +1

      May Craft Doctor Daz 😂😂😂

    • @ellie2972
      @ellie2972 7 років тому +1

      BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA you bet 😂😂

    • @ellie2972
      @ellie2972 7 років тому +1

      olivia grace that’s so funny 😂😂

    • @rosewaterman3731
      @rosewaterman3731 7 років тому +1

      yup

  • @ungh
    @ungh 5 років тому +1119

    Daz’s logic
    Character: *coughs*
    Daz: Maybe He’s got asthma
    Edit: or maybe it's Corona 😂

    • @rhiannonmorton3663
      @rhiannonmorton3663 5 років тому +17

      I have asthma and whenever I cough people who know I have it go
      Omg are you ok? your not dying are you? Use your inhaler!!
      And I'm like
      Bish I'm fine calm your ass down! 😂

    • @kyliekennon9370
      @kyliekennon9370 5 років тому +7

      Logic is a good thing to have
      *Especially with daz *

    • @khadija8470
      @khadija8470 4 роки тому +3

      @@kyliekennon9370 yes u cant beat dazs logic

    • @chocolatebaby852
      @chocolatebaby852 4 роки тому +4

      Rhiannon Morton relatable 🤣

    • @itz_snowy_gacha_crystal1997
      @itz_snowy_gacha_crystal1997 4 роки тому +7

      Or the Corona virus

  • @ollilehtonen6351
    @ollilehtonen6351 7 років тому +218

    Ghostbitch: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
    Ghostbitch: *casually walks around the boxes to not make a mess.*

  • @cailencox6065
    @cailencox6065 3 роки тому +227

    “Wash your blouse”
    Girl walks closer
    “Don’t wash it it’s fine😃”

  • @vanjajovanovic9045
    @vanjajovanovic9045 7 років тому +8329

    JUMPSCARE LIST:
    2:14 - light turns off
    3:12 - something walks by
    3:45 - something falls
    3:50 - door noise
    3:59 - door closes
    4:10 - something behind the corner
    4:39 - bloody wall
    5:01 - bloody footprints
    5:14 - girl
    5:20 - girl starts chasing him
    5:37 - girl kills him
    5:56 - creepy noise
    6:44 - light flickers
    6:48 - something falls
    6:58 - door moving
    7:27 - blood on the wall
    7:51 - things falling
    8:53 - something runs down the corridor
    10:10 - choking sound
    11:31 - creepy sounds
    12:12 - door slams
    13:11 - door opens
    14:46 - a pipe falls
    15:01 - a creepy doll
    15:23 - the girl
    15:42 - door opens
    16:39 - girl standing in a dark corridor+creepy sound
    16:44 - a scream
    18:22 - girl coming through the wall
    19:08 - girl standing
    19:25 - scary chanting
    19:35 - scary chanting
    20:57 - scary noise
    21:15 - girl coming through the wall
    22:01 - the garage door slams
    22:53 - girl coming through the wall
    23:03 - shit falling
    23:13 - girl attacks him
    28:22 - scream
    28:57 - another scream
    29:35 - creepy noises
    29:51 - bitch crawling
    30:27 - noise
    30:45 - noise
    31:34 - bum bum noise
    33:04 - howling noise
    34:55 - bum bum noise
    35:14 - noise
    35:26 - howling
    35:45 - creepy man
    36:15 - radio
    37:35 - OMG big jumscare
    38:04 - crows
    39:56 - noise
    40:28 - creepy man
    40:56 - crawling noise
    41:58 - radio
    43:00 - creepy noise
    43:11 - noise
    43:28 - big skull attacks him
    44:22 - monster
    44:36 - creepy sound
    45:28 - noises + monster
    46:01 - stuff falls
    47:13 - he gets caught
    48:41 - door breaks
    THAT'S IT❤ PLS LIKE THIS SO MORE PEOPLE CAN SEE❤

  • @ellen6491
    @ellen6491 7 років тому +274

    Daz: just breathed, maybe we have asthma
    Daz: just coughed, maybe we have asthma
    Daz: just sneezed, maybe we have asthma
    Daz: just yawned, maybe we have asthma
    DOES EVERYONE HAVE ASTHMA

  • @jeonjennie4399
    @jeonjennie4399 6 років тому +813

    Daz is the best gamer in the world like if you agree 💜

    • @sophiajanssens-burton43
      @sophiajanssens-burton43 5 років тому +9

      Why is everybody trying to get likes

    • @ninaboo9132
      @ninaboo9132 5 років тому +3

      He is😁😁😁😁😁

    • @ninaboo9132
      @ninaboo9132 5 років тому +3

      Yes I do and he is also funny

    • @Sofia-lx8ex
      @Sofia-lx8ex 5 років тому +7

      Ya’ll using him for likes :/

    • @tyrandegaming8144
      @tyrandegaming8144 5 років тому +1

      He’s not the best gamer stfu, he’s just an INTERESTING gamer, stop using him for likes

  • @user-yu9ur6dx1q
    @user-yu9ur6dx1q 4 роки тому +233

    WOMAN: vomiting in the toilet...
    DAZ: casually chewing on whatever hes eating,
    laughed my actual ass off

  • @Ryy.399
    @Ryy.399 2 роки тому +45

    13:27
    *someone dying is the shower*
    daz: *eats a Pringles chip*

  • @I_like.it_here-e1e
    @I_like.it_here-e1e 7 років тому +142

    "Woo! Ahh! Ahh! Why dont people stack things properly!?" -Daz 😂😂

  • @lilyandryan8018
    @lilyandryan8018 6 років тому +417

    BISH CAN COME THROUGH WALLS BUT I CANT COME THROIGH A DOOR LMAO

  • @xiioceannaiix653
    @xiioceannaiix653 4 роки тому +315

    Girl: throwing up
    Daz: Casually eats chips and watches 🤣

    • @carleesimmons541
      @carleesimmons541 4 роки тому +2

      bruuuhhh i was dying whne he did that shit🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanturk6775
    @dylanturk6775 3 роки тому +13

    JUMPSCARE LIST: :o
    2:14 - light turns off
    3:12 - something walks by
    3:45 - something falls
    3:50 - door noise
    3:59 - door closes
    4:10 - something behind the corner
    4:39 - bloody wall
    5:01 - bloody footprints
    5:14 - girl
    5:20 - girl starts chasing him
    5:37 - girl kills him
    5:56 - creepy noise
    6:44 - light flickers
    6:48 - something falls
    6:58 - door moving
    7:27 - blood on the wall
    7:51 - things falling
    8:53 - something runs down the corridor
    10:10 - choking sound
    11:31 - creepy sounds
    12:12 - door slams
    13:11 - door opens
    14:46 - a pipe falls
    15:01 - a creepy doll
    15:23 - the girl
    15:42 - door opens
    16:39 - girl standing in a dark corridor+creepy sound
    16:44 - a scream
    18:22 - girl coming through the wall
    19:08 - girl standing
    19:25 - scary chanting
    19:35 - scary chanting
    20:57 - scary noise
    21:15 - girl coming through the wall
    22:01 - the garage door slams
    22:53 - girl coming through the wall
    23:03 - shit falling
    23:13 - girl attacks him
    28:22 - scream
    28:57 - another scream
    29:35 - creepy noises
    29:51 - bitch crawling
    30:27 - noise
    30:45 - noise
    31:34 - bum bum noise
    33:04 - howling noise
    34:55 - bum bum noise
    35:14 - noise
    35:26 - howling
    35:45 - creepy man
    36:15 - radio
    37:35 - OMG big jumscare
    38:04 - crows
    39:56 - noise
    40:28 - creepy man
    40:56 - crawling noise
    41:58 - radio
    43:00 - creepy noise
    43:11 - noise
    43:28 - big skull attacks him
    44:22 - monster
    44:36 - creepy sound
    45:28 - noises + monster
    46:01 - stuff falls
    47:13 - he gets caught
    48:41 - door breaks

  • @debbieattebury5802
    @debbieattebury5802 4 роки тому +277

    16:38
    Daz: Is that her
    Me: Yep
    Daz:*Turns around the corner*
    Daz:*Sees her* *screams*
    Me:*dies of laughter*

    • @effy2763
      @effy2763 4 роки тому +3

      Nobody asked

    • @dianafaapo2322
      @dianafaapo2322 3 роки тому

      LOL I clicked on the number things and all i got was an ad TnT

    • @itsweskintimee
      @itsweskintimee 3 роки тому +3

      @@effy2763 😐

  • @charlesp721
    @charlesp721 4 роки тому +238

    “Welcome to the tea party, thank you for ruining my life”😂😂 this man

  • @Ashley-ig4lf
    @Ashley-ig4lf 4 роки тому +143

    “Oh look...little Asian men” I’m pissing myself over that

  • @jds_art9338
    @jds_art9338 3 роки тому +71

    When Daz started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" I lost it 🤣

  • @siennabeckwith2747
    @siennabeckwith2747 5 років тому +85

    21:15 I actually choked on my saliva/ cried/ pulled a muscle from laughing so much when he was mid scream then started singing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    How many likes I get is how painful it was

    • @sienna285
      @sienna285 4 роки тому

      Sienna Beckwith I was reading this comment and was like this is me , this is what I did and then I saw your name and I was like oop maybe it is me jk it’s just bc my name is sienna 💗🤣✌🏼

    • @siennabeckwith2747
      @siennabeckwith2747 4 роки тому +1

      Sienna Vani i lost a few brain cells reading that but yknow yay

    • @sienna285
      @sienna285 4 роки тому

      Sienna Beckwith haha lol it’s alright i know how u feel

  • @jenna1442
    @jenna1442 6 років тому +66

    “Honey do you know what this place needs? A giant ass vase, okay, Barbra got one next door and I want one too” 9:41

  • @Mounky17
    @Mounky17 7 років тому +152

    You have to wake up.
    "F*ck off, it's my day off"
    😂 What I thought when playing the first part of Ocarina of Time.

    • @chelsea_smile2677
      @chelsea_smile2677 7 років тому

      daretofall17 What I say when I have no school today XD

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 6 років тому +1

      And now they did that *You have to wake up* in Breath of the Wild.

    • @moopdeboof1669
      @moopdeboof1669 5 років тому

      We have another to join the ZC

  • @amandasmith3201
    @amandasmith3201 Рік тому +2

    Thanks, love watching your videos always give me a laugh and a a chill.

  • @dre4mk1ll3rs
    @dre4mk1ll3rs 5 років тому +386

    I like how his sponsors are scaring him more than the actual game 😂😂😂

  • @stonecoldx7981
    @stonecoldx7981 6 років тому +38

    Jump scares
    5:15 Creepy lady comes
    5:36 Creepy lady kills us
    7:25 Blood forms on the wall were she is coming through
    8:53 Someone runs through the hall
    13:16 Creepy lady comes and stands in the hall and screams
    16:39 Creepy lady again comes out from wall
    18:29 Creepy lady for some reason comes again
    21:05 Creepy lady comes AGAIN
    22:14 Crazy lady ATTACKS!
    29:44 Godzilla’s minion crawls
    37:32 Godzilla comes
    43:28 Godzilla reveals his face
    Let me know if I missed any

  • @karissamarshall4482
    @karissamarshall4482 4 роки тому +155

    31:41 time in the video:
    me watching Daz:
    Daz: "what was that.....what was that?.........something went BOOM BOOM!!!

  • @damlatulukcu
    @damlatulukcu 3 роки тому +82

    *person in game coughs*
    Daz: "Maybe we have asthma..?"
    Me: "mAyBE wE hAvE cOviD!"

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 6 років тому +56

    *Ghost runs by*
    Daz: *Screams* WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE BATHROOM, WE'RE GONNA SHUT THE DOOR, AND WE'RE GONNA LIVE IN THE SHOWER! 😱
    Me: 🤣

  • @btstrash8592
    @btstrash8592 7 років тому +169

    Daz:"Oh she turned into a bin"
    Me: *casually laughs ass off*

    • @nkocyn2762
      @nkocyn2762 6 років тому

      :

    • @honeybee3196
      @honeybee3196 6 років тому

      I casually laughed the entire video... I also casually screamed once or twice. 😂

    • @croissant._.003
      @croissant._.003 6 років тому

      Ikr xd

  • @ashleycushinberry
    @ashleycushinberry 4 роки тому +146

    7:00 “apparently the shadows are having a good time” 💀💀💀

    • @chelseahenry9952
      @chelseahenry9952 4 роки тому +4

      I DIED at that💀💀

    • @lilliecat147
      @lilliecat147 4 роки тому +3

      I'm actually dead. He's too funny. It's so hard to watch horror games at 3am when he's making me snort

    • @liluandrosie1565
      @liluandrosie1565 2 роки тому +2

      My mind: 👀

  • @AmyF897
    @AmyF897 8 місяців тому +2

    9:43 "HONEY? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS? A GIANT ASS VASE! OKAY? ITS THE BEST THING! BARBARA GOT ONE NEXT DOOR AND I WANT ONE TOO!"

  • @chelseecurry5198
    @chelseecurry5198 4 роки тому +194

    “I’ve never seen something so gigantic before”
    Daz: “that’s probably why she got with me”
    Daz: *probably kids on here*
    Me: “omgggggg”

  • @samaraholmes195
    @samaraholmes195 7 років тому +201

    WERE GONNA GO BACK IN HERE WERE GONNA CLOSE THE DOOR AND WERE GONNA LIVE IN THE FLIPPING SHOWER. 😂😂😂

  • @Sarah_Loves_BTS
    @Sarah_Loves_BTS 5 років тому +233

    Me, a Christian: * *constantly watches playthroughs of horror games* *
    My parents: * *surprised pikachu* *

  • @krisswiftt
    @krisswiftt 4 роки тому +85

    Daz: *running for his life*
    Also Daz: *frantically eats crisps*

  • @chloe-louisesparks4979
    @chloe-louisesparks4979 4 роки тому +3561

    Anyone here and 2020 watching his 2 year old videos😂😂✋🏻

  • @bigtravi1920
    @bigtravi1920 4 роки тому +39

    44:36 I love how he looks back for a second and weighs his options, like huh do I go into the creepy bathroom which I clearly heard a noise from or do I stay out here with Sauron’s cousin.

  • @luckyclucky7729
    @luckyclucky7729 7 років тому +253

    Game : a key for unlocking doors
    Daz : Wow! I thought I had to put it in my ass but no!
    Daz you're funny and amazing 😂 😂 ❤️

  • @zer0sixx
    @zer0sixx 2 роки тому +37

    That he randomly eats sometimes makes it so much funnier 😂

  • @Elise-pz7ov
    @Elise-pz7ov 7 років тому +176

    "Just coughed.... maybe we have asthma?"
    *Me searching my symptoms on Google.*

    • @zeynelak1666
      @zeynelak1666 7 років тому +1

      Elise you shouldn't because they give you the most fucked symptoms like ebola for example 😂😂

    • @shkuxc5164
      @shkuxc5164 7 років тому +1

      Elise same XD

    • @maelorii
      @maelorii 6 років тому

      WebMD for the win

  • @summerhobi3920
    @summerhobi3920 4 роки тому +143

    Sound Effect:
    No one:
    Daz getting scared: *''Since the demo Vers-EE-ION''* 3:43

  • @snailsoren
    @snailsoren 6 років тому +80

    21:27 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT, YOU SEE MOST PEOPLE WOULD WAIT BUT NO, YOU JUST MADE A RUN FOR IT

    • @khadija8470
      @khadija8470 4 роки тому

      Yesss that was honestly amazing

  • @SoraAsahi
    @SoraAsahi 3 роки тому +20

    "No wonder you're in the basement you UgLy bastard"
    I completely forget sometimes that he's playing a horror game😂

  • @elliestevenson4012
    @elliestevenson4012 5 років тому +132

    Daz even though he is scared as shit still says "what are those" to some flip flops 😂😂😂

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 3 роки тому

      they looked like croses (can't spell)

  • @sophielindsay1432
    @sophielindsay1432 7 років тому +83

    "WERE GOING TO LIVE IN THE SHOWER" I can't stop laughing at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DreadPirateElla
    @DreadPirateElla 6 років тому +105

    Lol I like how he says "thx for ruining my life" when someone sponsors him.

    • @thbatch_ID_MOHAMMADMARJUKURRAH
      @thbatch_ID_MOHAMMADMARJUKURRAH 4 роки тому +5

      That's an additional jumpscare that Daz feels because of the notification sound... one of the most hilarious facts in the gameplay

  • @rena.r09
    @rena.r09 2 роки тому +10

    I love the way that when Daz gets scared he just stops for like 5sec trying to process whats going on.

  • @cadecoreson9238
    @cadecoreson9238 6 років тому +325

    Here's a list of daz being funny
    0:00-49:35

    • @alfi1417
      @alfi1417 6 років тому

      Lol yass

    • @yeetfleet6425
      @yeetfleet6425 6 років тому +1

      Don't be fucking RUDE

    • @caitschannelll
      @caitschannelll 6 років тому +1

      They arent being rude they are saying he is funny All the way through the video

    • @marceline3333
      @marceline3333 6 років тому +1

      Artisticgal 32 you idiot

    • @yeetfleet6425
      @yeetfleet6425 6 років тому +2

      @@marceline3333 clearly Ur brain is in Ur middle toe!

  • @shorty_7260
    @shorty_7260 4 роки тому +57

    3:44
    who remembers when he screamed "I CANT MASTERBATE" when the trash bag fell in the demo version video XD

  • @maiteverhofstadt6099
    @maiteverhofstadt6099 5 років тому +111

    Daz:
    Why is the floor so shiny? I live on ice.
    My mind:
    Into the UNKNOWNNN

  • @jerullium1947
    @jerullium1947 4 роки тому +66

    “Mannnn forget about Jane”
    *sees Jane’s pictures*
    “Is this Jane? DON’T FORGET ABOUT JANE, SHE’S HOT!!”
    😂😂😂

    • @pssskwlalkekw
      @pssskwlalkekw 2 роки тому

      I thought he learnt to save himself as well after re7

  • @kayleesmith3827
    @kayleesmith3827 6 років тому +288

    **someone coughs**
    Daz: OH WE HAVE ASTHMA 😂😂😂

    • @chloeriley7719
      @chloeriley7719 4 роки тому +1

      Kaylee Smith and now it’s “we have Coronavirus”

  • @apple-nf7wu
    @apple-nf7wu 5 років тому +42

    girl: *vomits her guts out*
    Daz:*eats a chip*
    this is a full mood

  • @courtneyupton1625
    @courtneyupton1625 7 років тому +263

    "Something went boom boom,did you hear the boom boom,I heard a boom boom"

    • @taekook_armysbts1223
      @taekook_armysbts1223 7 років тому +1

      Courtney Upton lol what time 😂

    • @angryblackbird3097
      @angryblackbird3097 7 років тому +4

      That sentence u wrote reminds me of despicable me2 when Lucy is hallucinating group everywhere and when she looks at the baby on the plane the baby says I just did a boom boom

    • @BadKDSky
      @BadKDSky 7 років тому +3

      Gotta get that boom boom boom! That future boom boom boom!

    • @artissmith3177
      @artissmith3177 6 років тому

      Where is that? 😂😂

    • @justcody3158
      @justcody3158 6 років тому

      Courtney Upton I can totally imagine this as a remix

  • @NameIsMarcel
    @NameIsMarcel 2 роки тому +6

    18:28 is my favourite 😂😂
    *Monster walks in*
    Daz: Nom nom nom

  • @miyokokenma9813
    @miyokokenma9813 6 років тому +17

    3:28
    Demo: " It was a bin all along"
    Game: " It turned into a bin"
    Our Daz is consistent on his words....

  • @trt5959
    @trt5959 7 років тому +4780

    One day, im gonna go in the comment section and write every word daz says. Like if you want me to.
    Srsly, i will

    • @conation860
      @conation860 7 років тому +135

      T RT
      Do It.
      I Dare You.
      I Triple Dog Dare You.
      >_>

    • @skyyaguayo3492
      @skyyaguayo3492 7 років тому +118

      I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

    • @skyyaguayo3492
      @skyyaguayo3492 7 років тому +81

      Just kidding I don't have money

    • @izdihar6207
      @izdihar6207 7 років тому +53

      Cassandra Milassin-Hill what isn’t a waste of time?

    • @Slimtailz
      @Slimtailz 7 років тому +37

      T RT do it
      A lyrics but for daz videos XD
      PREATCH IF U DO

  • @maddiemccan4765
    @maddiemccan4765 7 років тому +108

    Jumpscares
    4:52 starts to get tense
    5:21
    5:37 sorta
    16:41 sorta
    16:46 I started to get scared
    18:22
    22:53 getting tense
    37:35
    38:03 sorta
    40:29
    43:28

    • @sophiex311
      @sophiex311 7 років тому +7

      You forgot 29:50

    • @emmazonja
      @emmazonja 6 років тому +2

      god bless you

    • @thatsoaringspagetti
      @thatsoaringspagetti 6 років тому +3

      ❤️❤️

    • @melissapeters6370
      @melissapeters6370 6 років тому +4

      You missed 0:28 the biggest jump scare. Seeing my own reflection in my screen.

    • @abbydavito5309
      @abbydavito5309 6 років тому +2

      Thank you
      When he plays these games I always see who does this

  • @nikitaheredia416
    @nikitaheredia416 2 роки тому +2

    8:52 When playing a video game in the dark and a big spider runs across the room into the kitchen.

  • @kimvaldez6504
    @kimvaldez6504 7 років тому +58

    9:26 stop!
    Who are you?
    Fashion police!😂

  • @RavenMysticX
    @RavenMysticX 5 років тому +86

    When he gets scared i laugh so hard even when I'm scared but I have a blanket around my head
    Stuff you need if your scared
    - a blanket
    - a stuffed animal
    - a few pillows
    - snacks
    - and s drink
    Hope you have everything you need and want have a good day and jump scar 😁😁😁😁😁😁☺☺☺☺☺

    • @NelehLove9313
      @NelehLove9313 5 років тому +1

      Literally have none of those 😭

    • @roxyrachel4177
      @roxyrachel4177 5 років тому +2

      But then they'll get you when you can't scream cause your mouth is full... 😈🙂😶

    • @Froggies72
      @Froggies72 4 роки тому

      What's an s drink??

    • @ssshark_bait
      @ssshark_bait 4 роки тому

      I mean I have two stuffed bears a pop a fluffy blanket some starburst jellybeans and my doge 🥰

  • @lemoneyes1227
    @lemoneyes1227 3 роки тому +5

    "aw what's wrong" remembers "why am I asking what's wrong, like I give a fuck" daz u have a heart of gold and the special ability to make horror games not as scary.

  • @theparajox6363
    @theparajox6363 4 роки тому +73

    Should I be watching this at 3:15 in the morning? probably not, am I going to? Absolutely!

  • @ashleybrito8632
    @ashleybrito8632 6 років тому +80

    Laughing so hard every time someone became a sponsor and he got scared 😂😂😂

  • @kimberlyhier4930
    @kimberlyhier4930 4 роки тому +72

    I love how he is all creeped out, then he gets the loud notification of someone becoming a sponser and it scares him.

  • @juliaramiszewski2122
    @juliaramiszewski2122 3 роки тому +17

    Daz: " WHAT BIRD FLIES AT NIGHT?"
    All owls: " Um...I do."

  • @smol-chan2267
    @smol-chan2267 5 років тому +337

    I love how daz eats when he stresses out in this game 😂 not gonna lie it’s kinda cute😂

  • @doratheexplorer5188
    @doratheexplorer5188 4 роки тому +50

    12:18
    Daz: oh, little Asian men! fantastic!
    omg, I'm dying 😅

  • @chelsieh1320
    @chelsieh1320 6 років тому +88

    31:37 “what was that something when boom boom “ 😂😂😂😂 I DIED

    • @elegantdisarray
      @elegantdisarray 5 років тому +3

      "Did you hear the boom boom? I heard the boom boom..."

  • @Tygrysku22
    @Tygrysku22 3 роки тому +9

    Girl: *Literally starts hacking up a lung*
    Daz, from behind the shower curtain: *nervously eats crisps*
    xD I love it

  • @gissellegonzalez5760
    @gissellegonzalez5760 7 років тому +850

    7:59
    ME when I’m scared 😂😂😂

    • @clairelatchman517
      @clairelatchman517 7 років тому +9

      Omg same 😂😂😂

    • @andyhowe4418
      @andyhowe4418 7 років тому +27

      he only put 1 chip in his mouth
      I'm trying to fit that whole damn bag 😂

    • @bubble8817
      @bubble8817 7 років тому +2

      U sent me to an ad -_-

    • @ItzOviPlays
      @ItzOviPlays 7 років тому

      Gisselle Gonzalez .

    • @Verrypeachy
      @Verrypeachy 7 років тому +1

      Gisselle Gonzalez
      😂😂😂😂