Maybe I'm pessimistic, but I bet the patient in the first confession found out about the wife's career and decided to be her patient. Maybe to 'confess' or maybe to get one up on the wife or something. i don't trust that it's 100% accidental.
It is most likely a made up story. If this person were a real licensed therapist, they would know that confidentiality only prevents them from telling the husband. The confidentiality does not apply to what she tells the patient (her husband is not her patient). Further, it would be an ethics violation to NOT tell the patient "I can no longer be your therapist due to this conflict of interest." This is the case in every country that I am aware of.
Thought I'd never heard this before but then I re-watched "Alex Strangelove" and noticed that Del says it as they walk to a party. Funny to hear it twice in one week.
@@spicybeantofu definitely!!! Just never heard them called Danny flutters before. I’m going to use that from now on.🤣🤣🤣🤣 My husband will be disgusted and my 20 year old daughter will be embarrassed.😜😜😜 oh the fun to be had.
I was drinking water when Ryan was giving Toni credit for the silent fart, I spit out the water all over my keyboard. I died from laughter and woke my husband up. lol Toni's reactions are the best. Love you guys.
@@thefishshopcat id like to add a poll here: Who all has shat themselves in a pool? I have not Truly, I was always afraid I would get hit with my ibs when I was in a pool FARTHEST away from steps and would have to get out by ladder and squeeze 😅
I’m in my last month of pregnancy and I had to physically hold my mouth closed to keep from puking at the fart one 😂😂😂 I haven’t experienced morning sickness in months. Thanks for that
At least that therapist can make peace with her patient's feelings of guilt about breaking up her therapist's marriage. Imagine how the patient will feel when she finds out the therapist is the married guy's wife. If the therapist and the husband have kids the patient will have to meet her at some point. Then she can drop-list her as a patient due to a conflict of interest. Oh, man. This therapist has an opportunity here. Make the husband and the patient be accountable for their behavior.
Note: Please warn us… I was like YAY new video before my lunch… IN OFFICE Two people asked me if I was feeling ok because I have stopped eating like 10 times.
Sorry, but what about the doctor-patient-confidentiality keeps the psychologist from telling the patient that it’s her husband and tell her to f*ck off due to conflict of interest? The story seems very made up… a little twist on first wifes club if you ask me
Ironically an elderly couple was also killed by their neighbor near me. He hacked them up. It was all over the news. Not sure exactly what it was over but apparently they had argued over a tree. He built a bunker under his house which is where he put the bodies. This is why I try not to complain about my neighbors. You never know what kind of crazy people you live next to
I once was flirting and chatting with a guy online on and off. When I started a new job I saw that he was one of the bosses. We exchanged numbers and just decided to sleep together to get that weird feeling out of the air. We had a long 3 hour session at his place and now we’re great friends!
could you imagine working as an hr rep, giving your coworker their exit interview and they end it with "oh. and *name*, it was me that day at *address" 💀
The last story feels so unreal. There is no way that would happen 1 day later. The 💦 would have turned into a liquid that gets either absorbed into the body or leak during sleep. There is no way you can hold that all night, and it would still be the same. Also, there is no way you can't tell you are full of any kind of liquid there.
I had a bad neighbour. I was getting asleep one night and my neighbour decided to cut her tree down with a chain saw at ten o'clock at night . Obviously my son did not go to sleep for ages . I didnt mention my son was unwell .
The “silent farter”, who turned out to be a not so silent sharter, should have worked out by now, that his baby batter, pretty much works like a damn enema!😳💯
The first story is like Diane Keaton’s characters whirlwind in First Wives Club, with the husband sleeping with her therapist. That’s insane. Also, which Hell oh are we talking about here?
I don't know about that first one... Her husband isn't protected by patient-doctor confidentiality, so she can tell her patient she's the wife. And you wouldn't be violating patient-doctor confidentiality to tell your husband that the woman he's cheating with is your client.
The very first confession with the therapist, Toni how you decide your happiness is by not f***ing with a married man from jump!! That’s how you decide!!😒🤷🏽♀️
Never trust a fart, tell me about it. Two times in my life so far I let what I thought would be a fart, only to be rudely surprised. Lucked out being home both times.
This is completely unrelated but I have no other avenue so I'm putting it here :D Listening to the episode where Ryan discusses American Psycho & Archer - have you watched Bojack Horseman? I'm a fan of both American Psycho and Archer (haven't watched Californication which was also mentioned), and Bojack is ALSO one of those asshole egoistic alcoholics who blames the world for all his issues. But it's also funny and incredibly self-aware. It's probably my favourite show :D
😨oh crikey.. gosh that 2nd to last and last one gosh.. well I too not like him but always after I have to go to the bathroom to well out with it. hmm up or down lol. habit.. lol. but about the neighbour.. I have or need to say this out loud, cause I need to tell someone... gosh .. scared to say it here.. for 3 past years now.. I am WAY.. past the line and now scared for my like cause of a psycho woman neighbour that loves to fight and make living hell on others, ME... cause she has no life.. at first was he friend the police sergeant and owner of building for a week almost Breaking down my door like I was a terrorist.. and made her friend the cop criminal harasse me as she did... for weeks and after, cops parked outside of building with lights flashing to again scare me.. I am gay and they HATE it with a passion, alone since my ex, and been here for hellish 13 years.. 2 years ago, started saying to kids and every one in building and houses around I am a Child P****tor.. you know.. and now turn off my hot water tank in basement and evey time take showers, nothing , not even to was dishes.. I have no were to turn, cause I have door cam, and that pisses her off.. owner put a wall there cause facing her door, no, I put camera for stolen parcels, and have proof, and even recorded what she said to her niece around 9 years old about the false what I am, and now they scream bloody murder outside, if a walk into my own bathroom, and she runs out swearing saying '' Jesus *****, I told you not to say that when he's (me) there cause I (me) will have more proof against her.. now even to couple across the street used to say Hi to me, now face to face with them at the supermarket and they looked at me like I was a monster.. I do not leave the apartment and nor allowed to open the hood of my car, I work on my own car, think only GAY in this town that knows more about cars than most straight ones at the garages..... cause '"' BOTHERS HER''" and gives neighbours a hard time, when all the proof I have , recorded, video, pictures of her.. witnesses, even leaving that niece alone, in her apartment while she goes out dinking and arrived 12 am drunk and falls face on the floor, I and everyone hears that gosh bang on the floor and the building shakes.. .. so I am a monster cause Gay, but they are making my like a living hell and no cop will help, cause her friend the cop lets her drive drunk.. and the neighbours that know me for years, now try and hide cause.. I have no idea.. sorry for this but.. I cannot sleep nor eat for months, scared of being attacked, or killed.. I have no idea, since no family, no friends gosh not here and no where else to go cause injured shoulders and botched surgery on knees and shoulders cause work related accident.. so what do I do.. please this is not rant nor for likes , just need, gosh, no idea, went to a woman lawyer, she yield at me but her secretary took my side and told her the law they were breaking and illegal acts against me.. I recoded the lawyer like I do even doctors , everyone, cause you need proof... but lawyer told me to leave I left crying and scared.. so I told her.. '' If I a man did that to her I WOULD BE IN JAIL'' she just looked at me and nothing I left.. and cried in my car.. now worst than ever.. Sorry Toni and Ryan.. once you said the *neighbour.. I am literally sick to my stomach, mental health is gone and NOT ONE PLACE FOR A MAN HERE TO GET HELP.. so.. just letting you know. if you see a similar story.. again sorry for all this.. I am sorry.. love your videos guys.. sorry again..!!!
Speaking of bad neighbors: I live in an apt. & my next door neighbor one night tried to break down my front door & break into my apt...I got a restraining order against him & the management has NOT EVICTED HIM...A SECOND neighbor ASSAULTED ME IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER IN THE OFFICE WHICH I GOT ON VIDEO....I got a restraining order against him as well-management has not evicted him either!
thank you for the video haha, I've been speaking to people and everyone seems to forget that before only fans there was the hoe phase, before the hoe phase there was the ass eating phase where that was all anyone seemed to talk about.
I have to say it though those "oh im sleeping with a married man and he said he would leave his wife for me " stuff ...if he did it once he will do it twice and low behold a cheater is a cheater and i have seen 😂 that type of drama and got pished in the middle and all 3 times the 1 woman and 2 men 😂 pulled the same thing they did with there original to the 2nd 1
I love that when Ryan says its the most traumatic sentence he's read, Toni makes him repeat it three times!
I thought “population paste” would be the worst thing I’d hear today…then I was hit with “schlong jelly in his belly.” 🤢😩
And then baby batter at the end!!
Maybe I'm pessimistic, but I bet the patient in the first confession found out about the wife's career and decided to be her patient. Maybe to 'confess' or maybe to get one up on the wife or something. i don't trust that it's 100% accidental.
Like how did she not notice the names
My thoughts exactly
thats what I'm thinking as well, like when the patient was like "the guilt is eating me alive" maybe she was like if I indirectly tell her its fine
It is most likely a made up story. If this person were a real licensed therapist, they would know that confidentiality only prevents them from telling the husband. The confidentiality does not apply to what she tells the patient (her husband is not her patient).
Further, it would be an ethics violation to NOT tell the patient "I can no longer be your therapist due to this conflict of interest."
This is the case in every country that I am aware of.
@@spicybeantofu It's possible for women to keep their last names nowadays. But yeah, this story is either fake or the patient did it as a power move.
Last time I came this early I apologised and left.
What do you mean ? Not like, oh sorry, how about round 2 ?
At least you're efficient and polite. 😂
Cheeky bastard 😂
😂
🤣🤣
"Population paste" is still so funny to me, right up there with 'baby batter'. 😂
Swedes: Gubbagegg
Thought I'd never heard this before but then I re-watched "Alex Strangelove" and noticed that Del says it as they walk to a party. Funny to hear it twice in one week.
I couldn't stop laughing!
baby batter is better
Tinder sauce
‘Fanny flutters’ Toni has no shame and I love that.
Cannot believe they said "can't you feel it coming out" but didn't follow up with "well I'm sure he felt it coming in."
technically she can say “i can’t see you anymore because your relationship with my husband creates a conflict of interest”
"Never trust a fart & never trust Toni Lodge."
*Commercial break* 😂
“Fanny flutters” hilarious!!!
I know what she means I get em too when I day dream.
@@spicybeantofu definitely!!! Just never heard them called Danny flutters before. I’m going to use that from now on.🤣🤣🤣🤣
My husband will be disgusted and my 20 year old daughter will be embarrassed.😜😜😜 oh the fun to be had.
I was drinking water when Ryan was giving Toni credit for the silent fart, I spit out the water all over my keyboard. I died from laughter and woke my husband up. lol Toni's reactions are the best. Love you guys.
Trust me, never trust a fart. You’ll be betrayed by your own self
Very true, in a swimming pool, with a few seniors swimming around...
😂🎉
@@thefishshopcat id like to add a poll here:
Who all has shat themselves in a pool? I have not
Truly, I was always afraid I would get hit with my ibs when I was in a pool FARTHEST away from steps and would have to get out by ladder and squeeze 😅
The older you get the more true this is. Stop helping gruffs escape. They don't need help. If they want out they will. Remember.
Thanks Toni for getting him to repeat it 3 times… hearing it 3 times 😂
I’m in my last month of pregnancy and I had to physically hold my mouth closed to keep from puking at the fart one 😂😂😂 I haven’t experienced morning sickness in months. Thanks for that
I've just recently discovered this channel and I just now realized that there isn't a light with a crescent moon in the back, its just the bulb 🤦♀
Population Paste 💀
Gets me everytime 😂
It’s one hell of a word to use for your swimmers 😂
Shlong jelly
These people submitting stories are such writers man! 😂😂😂
And to quote Toni "the cummies came out the bummies" 😂😂😂❤
Love that!
I'm not sure what's worse lmao: 1:15 Population Paste, 1:37 Shlong Jelly or 8:26 Baby Batter
The shudders we shudder 😭
What about the fanny flutters?
@@Countryperson666 Tony has a talent with words is all I will say
I dunno- “the cummies came out of the bummies” was pretty traumatizing as well. 😫🤣
At least that therapist can make peace with her patient's feelings of guilt about breaking up her therapist's marriage. Imagine how the patient will feel when she finds out the therapist is the married guy's wife. If the therapist and the husband have kids the patient will have to meet her at some point. Then she can drop-list her as a patient due to a conflict of interest. Oh, man. This therapist has an opportunity here. Make the husband and the patient be accountable for their behavior.
Toni’s laugh reminds me of my mum 🤣 cheers me up no end 🤣🤣
OMG, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE LONG VIDEO FOR THIS!!
Oh wow, really puts the "recourse" in Human Resources. So committed to his job!
That reaction to "population paste" is great! That's the face someone makes when something is both disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
Toni taking credit for that travesty is hilarious 😂
The first one was just like _The World of the Married_ (k-drama) but irl 😂
“Maybe it was still recovering..” Wtf Toni 🤣🤣
I love you 🖤
And her facial expression, not unlike a recovering butthole.. I'm dying!
You had me at the first story already. What a plot twist. Love the content you create
"its gotta come somewhere - dont say come somewhere" LMAO
Note: Please warn us… I was like YAY new video before my lunch… IN OFFICE
Two people asked me if I was feeling ok because I have stopped eating like 10 times.
Why? What did I miss? Got the giggles?
I wish you guys uploaded more UA-cam videos. I love watching them
I've never heard of this channel, but I am sobbing from laughing so hard. Immediate subscribe.
8:04 He read it out to her three times...😂
You guys never disappoint! 😂😂😂 love you!!!! ❤❤❤
i could listen to you guys say "murdah" for hours
Sorry, but what about the doctor-patient-confidentiality keeps the psychologist from telling the patient that it’s her husband and tell her to f*ck off due to conflict of interest? The story seems very made up… a little twist on first wifes club if you ask me
That first one, i hope that therapist has a therapist...what a small world!
Ironically an elderly couple was also killed by their neighbor near me. He hacked them up. It was all over the news. Not sure exactly what it was over but apparently they had argued over a tree. He built a bunker under his house which is where he put the bodies. This is why I try not to complain about my neighbors. You never know what kind of crazy people you live next to
❤❤ love you guys 😂😂 I can’t stop laughing you always make my day no matter what time it is!
😂😂😂 that last one..took a second for toni😂
I once was flirting and chatting with a guy online on and off. When I started a new job I saw that he was one of the bosses. We exchanged numbers and just decided to sleep together to get that weird feeling out of the air. We had a long 3 hour session at his place and now we’re great friends!
could you imagine working as an hr rep, giving your coworker their exit interview and they end it with "oh. and *name*, it was me that day at *address" 💀
To the hellboy person: it's the internet. There is porn about everything out there.
Rule 34.
@@ConfidentialMeerkat Exactly.
Can’t wait for the follow-up Thursday compilations to these stories
1:21 “population paste”… ya know? The word moist doesn’t sound so bad after all 😅😂😂😂
The cackle I let out after that last story🤣🤣☠️👻
Y'all had me 😂rolling😂
last one killed me ALJSHDJKHAS
I was in such a foul mood, then I watched this and immediately laughed and felt better.
Eating while watching this was an awful choice
My dad, in his infinite wisdom, gave me wise words to live by. "Never trust a fart, and never waste a hard on."
The last story feels so unreal. There is no way that would happen 1 day later. The 💦 would have turned into a liquid that gets either absorbed into the body or leak during sleep. There is no way you can hold that all night, and it would still be the same. Also, there is no way you can't tell you are full of any kind of liquid there.
It's not how it works. I can personally confirm that you can have 💦 in you bum the next morgning.
I had a bad neighbour. I was getting asleep one night and my neighbour decided to cut her tree down with a chain saw at ten o'clock at night . Obviously my son did not go to sleep for ages . I didnt mention my son was unwell .
You two are the best!
I think you literally “yucked his yum” there at the end. 🤣
You often say you’ll “never do that.”
I guess never say never!
I LOVE YOU TONY AND RYAN!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Haha, I love your banter too funny!
This is y u don’t mess with married ppl then u can’t catch feelings for them
Mouth and facial expressions: "...oh dear lord that's horrible..."
Body language: "Who gave permission to pause, tell me MORE!!"
Y'all are hilarious 😅😅😅😅😅
😂 that’s fair, I’ve always said that… 😂😂😂😂 I just snorted really loudly and nearly woke my husband 😂😂😂😂😂
Population paste was outrageous :D
To answer her question: no. You do not feel a few drops of liquid coming out of your bum. It doesn't solidify up there😅😅😅
The “silent farter”, who turned out to be a not so silent sharter, should have worked out by now, that his baby batter, pretty much works like a damn enema!😳💯
The first story is like Diane Keaton’s characters whirlwind in First Wives Club, with the husband sleeping with her therapist. That’s insane. Also, which Hell oh are we talking about here?
I absolutely love you two. I'm absolutely dead.
I don't know about that first one... Her husband isn't protected by patient-doctor confidentiality, so she can tell her patient she's the wife. And you wouldn't be violating patient-doctor confidentiality to tell your husband that the woman he's cheating with is your client.
The very first confession with the therapist, Toni how you decide your happiness is by not f***ing with a married man from jump!! That’s how you decide!!😒🤷🏽♀️
Never trust a fart, tell me about it. Two times in my life so far I let what I thought would be a fart, only to be rudely surprised. Lucked out being home both times.
Population paste had me rollliiinnggg but that snot rocket baby batter made me gag😂🤮
We heard this one but I’ll watch anyway
I’m a psychologist and I have to tell someone… so I’m gonna tell everyone.
Everything sounds better in Australian 🤣
😂yeah look I'm a top and even I was told you don't fart after bottoming
Well.. ill be seeing hellboy differently now
The biggest fart to come out of my person. 😂
This is completely unrelated but I have no other avenue so I'm putting it here :D
Listening to the episode where Ryan discusses American Psycho & Archer - have you watched Bojack Horseman? I'm a fan of both American Psycho and Archer (haven't watched Californication which was also mentioned), and Bojack is ALSO one of those asshole egoistic alcoholics who blames the world for all his issues. But it's also funny and incredibly self-aware. It's probably my favourite show :D
This is so disgusting and distasteful! Right up my alley lmao.
😨oh crikey.. gosh that 2nd to last and last one gosh.. well I too not like him but always after I have to go to the bathroom to well out with it. hmm up or down lol. habit.. lol. but about the neighbour.. I have or need to say this out loud, cause I need to tell someone... gosh .. scared to say it here.. for 3 past years now.. I am WAY.. past the line and now scared for my like cause of a psycho woman neighbour that loves to fight and make living hell on others, ME... cause she has no life.. at first was he friend the police sergeant and owner of building for a week almost Breaking down my door like I was a terrorist.. and made her friend the cop criminal harasse me as she did... for weeks and after, cops parked outside of building with lights flashing to again scare me.. I am gay and they HATE it with a passion, alone since my ex, and been here for hellish 13 years.. 2 years ago, started saying to kids and every one in building and houses around I am a Child P****tor.. you know.. and now turn off my hot water tank in basement and evey time take showers, nothing , not even to was dishes.. I have no were to turn, cause I have door cam, and that pisses her off.. owner put a wall there cause facing her door, no, I put camera for stolen parcels, and have proof, and even recorded what she said to her niece around 9 years old about the false what I am, and now they scream bloody murder outside, if a walk into my own bathroom, and she runs out swearing saying '' Jesus *****, I told you not to say that when he's (me) there cause I (me) will have more proof against her.. now even to couple across the street used to say Hi to me, now face to face with them at the supermarket and they looked at me like I was a monster.. I do not leave the apartment and nor allowed to open the hood of my car, I work on my own car, think only GAY in this town that knows more about cars than most straight ones at the garages..... cause '"' BOTHERS HER''" and gives neighbours a hard time, when all the proof I have , recorded, video, pictures of her.. witnesses, even leaving that niece alone, in her apartment while she goes out dinking and arrived 12 am drunk and falls face on the floor, I and everyone hears that gosh bang on the floor and the building shakes.. .. so I am a monster cause Gay, but they are making my like a living hell and no cop will help, cause her friend the cop lets her drive drunk.. and the neighbours that know me for years, now try and hide cause.. I have no idea.. sorry for this but.. I cannot sleep nor eat for months, scared of being attacked, or killed.. I have no idea, since no family, no friends gosh not here and no where else to go cause injured shoulders and botched surgery on knees and shoulders cause work related accident.. so what do I do.. please this is not rant nor for likes , just need, gosh, no idea, went to a woman lawyer, she yield at me but her secretary took my side and told her the law they were breaking and illegal acts against me.. I recoded the lawyer like I do even doctors , everyone, cause you need proof... but lawyer told me to leave I left crying and scared.. so I told her.. '' If I a man did that to her I WOULD BE IN JAIL'' she just looked at me and nothing I left.. and cried in my car.. now worst than ever.. Sorry Toni and Ryan.. once you said the *neighbour.. I am literally sick to my stomach, mental health is gone and NOT ONE PLACE FOR A MAN HERE TO GET HELP.. so.. just letting you know. if you see a similar story.. again sorry for all this.. I am sorry.. love your videos guys.. sorry again..!!!
Literally never heard it called population paste 😂😂😂
I died when Ryan said silently snot rocketed his 💦💦💦 from the night before lmmfao
1:20 that is what made me fall in love with this podcast.
I strive to have Ryans' hair.
I don’t think it’s “baby batter” in this situation. It’s more like “queen filling”.
oh my god!!! the last story
It's a shame with that last featurette; Toni gives great advice on most episodes.
Speaking of bad neighbors: I live in an apt. & my next door neighbor one night tried to break down my front door & break into my apt...I got a restraining order against him & the management has NOT EVICTED HIM...A SECOND neighbor ASSAULTED ME IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER IN THE OFFICE WHICH I GOT ON VIDEO....I got a restraining order against him as well-management has not evicted him either!
For the first one she could've definitely told the patient
At a certain point I'd rather my therapist confess to me it was her husband I was sleeping with.
"My friend told me..."
What is a 'tapa'? Not sure if that is what you're saying.
9:00 That was great advice about silent farting but….
She wanted to tell the wife directly cause she feels guilty but don't know how without getting punched in the face
WOW just WOW so many odd things going on.
no, that’s not what hellboy is for. they need help
thank you for the video haha, I've been speaking to people and everyone seems to forget that before only fans there was the hoe phase, before the hoe phase there was the ass eating phase where that was all anyone seemed to talk about.
The first one there's no way she didn't recognize the last names.
Why would the psychologist not give advice to stop tho? Before she knew who it was about?
Bleeped: sex
Not bleeped: population paste
I have to say it though those "oh im sleeping with a married man and he said he would leave his wife for me " stuff ...if he did it once he will do it twice and low behold a cheater is a cheater and i have seen 😂 that type of drama and got pished in the middle and all 3 times the 1 woman and 2 men 😂 pulled the same thing they did with there original to the 2nd 1
That pt new