The Dream SMP, But Explained In Insults
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- Опубліковано 6 тра 2024
- Explaining the Dream SMP, with a LOAD of memes, insults, and general funny bits mixed in! This is The Dream SMP...But Explained In Insults!
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Thank you to:
@Windette for letting me use this idea!
@screwave for the iceberg chart!
@genesisfrogand for helping me with the script!
0:00 Warning
0:06 Preliminary Insults
0:25 Context
1:08 The Dream SMP (But Explained In Insults) - Ігри
if you laughed even once you are contractually obligated to subscribe so sorry i don't make the rules
also subscribe to windette i literally stole the idea from him (with permission) but STILL ua-cam.com/users/windette go check him out
I KNEW THIS WAS EXACTLY HOW WINDETTE SPOKE
@@ferox850 i knew too
This is a situation of if you know you know and i know
I never laughed.
i am a highly trained individual.
this counts as an achievement.
now go away
You know what fair
I’ll be back when I’m emotionally prepared to admit that I enjoyed watching a British Eboy with a guitar for a personality roleplay being an edgy dynamite lover on a Minecraft server where foxes are children and children are important political figures
There is no shame in admitting that, we all know what you are talking about
And foxes are also birthed by said British E-boy's toe being cut off
XD
ok,
when you do ill find you
i hate to admit it but is true
this unironically is the most entertaining lore summary I have ever watched. That says a lot about my mental capacity.
Yes lol
Everyone loves insult
true
Windette does these sort of things a lot and I really like them so if this could keep going on I would like to see more DSMP insults
Sam2
animagician is the type of guy to ask "is insulting my viewers actually a good idea to make my viewers like me" and not wait for an answer
This joke died so long ago, that it makes it even funnier
@@kykybie8499 Who asked for your opinion?
@@rohansodhi3007 The undying human need to express myself i think
@@rohansodhi3007 and who asked for your response?
the fact that I read it with Will's voice is killing me- /j
Phil: So because Wilbur writes most of the lore, and he‘s a chaotic little sh*t, he decided to make it *CANON* that he literally f*cked a fish 🐟
Don't forget Philza getting a Samsung Fridge pregnant with Wilbur....
I still wanna know where Death Mumza was during this...since it seems they've been canonically together for a very long time
@@Tirryna they divorced cause Phil was cheating on mumza with their new fridge 😂
This is an amazing thread
“If a charter dies in a story they should be DEAD”- Wilbur Soot
Proceeds to be revived by a green telitubbi
This comment was funny and I mean you no ill will but I have a point I want to yell (sorry but not really)
The thing is wilbur never really felt dead, becuase ghostbur was there- the sheer existence of ghostbur, Tommy’s revival, and the knowledge of the revival book made it obvious that Wilbur was never meant to stay dead- chekov’s revival book, one might say. So yes, permanence is very important, but it was clear from the start that it was never meant to be (ha) permanent
Also !!!!!!!!!!SPOILER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We know that when wilbur died he wasn’t in the afterlife, he was in limbo. It’s apparently been said before (APPARENTLY, I haven’t been able to fact check this yet) that Ranboo’s limbo is pretty bad.
Chekov’s revival book, my friend
i hate when a charter dies
If you listen to the next two seconds of the podcast he says something like: ya... I know I say this, buuuuut I'm not really doing that with my character, whoops
The insults started out amazing. Then they descended into a spiral of mediocrity, like a slow motion train wreck that I couldn’t look away from. Ani, you’re too nice to insult people for this long. The puns did more damage to me than any of your so-called insults. I came here expecting a roast and only got to a reasonable room temperature.
(Love this video, it was fun.)
I TRIED OKAY I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS
@@Ani it's not easy being mean
@@justrez2571 intentionally mean
@@galazy_x1261 Come meet my brother
@@Ani Bruh, sure sure. u have brains? just get more time, unless u think it matters to u to get so many views xD.
This video only gets more savage as it goes on. 5:12
*"Green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft UA-camr and manipulated a child in the wilderness for about 2 weeks. Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequences."*
Also you should've just said fuck off in the outro to put the cherry on the cake
You really bring in Windette's energy and how it's very calm most of the time despite insulting people
Ahh i see you are a man of culture as well
@@vargadaniel8555 well it's also in the description as the person who inspired him to do it but yes, I am also a man of culture
I was wondering why it sounded familiar
I thought the same when I heard the peaceful sounding Context section
Hello fellow burify (don't know if pronouncing it correct)
I am one of you but a different species
"Since this is fiction, however, his actions had consequences."
Holy shit.
Number of likes on your comment are the amount of times that boom! mic drop echoed around the server.
"green blob then lived up to his title of Minecraft UA-camr and mannipulated a child in the wilderness (for about two weeks).
Since this is fiction however, his actions have consequenses."
this shit had me dying on the floor 😭😭💀
Me to bro!
LOL
"It was never meant to be"
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lol
llmaoo
That just happened to me-
@@Chiken1010 so based on your profile picture... are YOU poultry man?
Wow this video appears to be super wholesome and family friendly. I'll watch it with my parents at thanksgiving
good idea 😄😄😄
I did this!😁😄
Holy moly. I sure darn wish I had ideas like this every once in a while. *Looks at thumbnail, title and first two sections*... INHALE!!!...
yeah this is pretty cool
maybe just steal my idea outright? that would get a lot of views i think
@@Ani Hasn't stealing concepts already been done?
Wait...
You're stealing the concept of stealing concepts, thus, in essence, stealing the concept of stealing the concept of stealing concepts...
Stealception?
Oh hey, it's windette
Ok found windette, was expecting that, the first 30 seconds were dajavo
"Sam, who at this point has managed to misinterpret doing no harm to the visitors as doing no arm to the visitors and has cut off Ponk's left arm. So I guess he’s all right now?"
I LOST IT at that part. Genius comedy, I love you for this joke
"if you haven't seen the potato war you must be living under a rock"
yes that's me hello
Yay! Someone else who’s behind their years!
Me too!
I live under this rock that we call a roof /j
Yes that's me too hello how you doin
This is a perfect parody of Windette, and it’s even better as if you listen to the backround music you can kind of tell you’re a Hollow Knight fan, and it’s perfect
7:18 "doing no arm" IM SCREAMING 😭😭😭
Its malevolently mind-controlling a mass of morons who make numerous nemeses while naively nurturing and nourishing the newborn nuisance, so they host a horrendous hooley to help wholeheartedly hoodwink the uncontrolled hordes and hatch it, while the humble habitue tried to harm it with a hatchet.
-Animagician, 2021
This is now my tongue twister confirmed
I will now refer to Tommy as ‘extremely traumatised mole man’
The “explained with insults” concept has been my favorite for a while now and I’m really happy to see it with dsmp lore
I love this
wow, he’s not pulling any punches
I get why you disregarded the vote. That is so hilarious to me, and so on brand with the series. Thank you for making me laugh so hard that I cried.
5:17 "since this is fiction his actions have consequences" got me dyin on the floor alifjbnzslkjgbh
I love getting insulted. You've earned yourself a happy subscriber, Ani
YEAH I GOT A HEART
After the poll, i genuinely though this would be a 5 second video of you saying “Jack Manifold”
/j we love the guy
I'm literally 2 minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter, this is so good! XDD
I can tell that he decided to make a super short summary of the lore of the DreamSMP and got so agressive and infuriated that he decided to just insult everyone. I like the video. Good Content.
Finally a lore summary that actually hold my attention
7:54 make numerous nemicies
polish people: you mean *numerous Germanies?*
the joke is that niemecy is Germany in polish so Niemicies means Germanies in Polish
:Well Phil takes to long to read to free Techno that he might as well have.. y'know.." just got me
Really bringing the Windette energy, and I love it! And the explanations were top tier, the way you explained all the ridiculous plots with just absolute disappointment was amazing.
Glad you enjoyed it!
8:42 it's gonna be a real shame when ... y'know
It's pretty hard to insult techno like he's perfect he's smart, he's good at minecraft and best of all he got hot elbows💪
Animagician: I will insult you in this video
Me: I'm hooked.
5:57 Hey now! I have like.... Two friends! 😂
7:09
I hear a *BIG SHOT* in the background!
5:00 idk why but this made my laugh
Honestly, I think the Dream smp storyline really is basic. When you’ve read something as complex as the Wheel of Time, which has literally over a thousand unique named characters and up to 20 different parts of the plot going all at the same time, the Dream smp really is just child’s play
I think it just looks complex because there’s so many POVs and main characters that it can be hard to keep up with everything that’s going on
2:27 I FUCKING LOVE THIS PART I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING
8:03 how much alliteration was that cause it sounded like you were deflating.
I feel like you started watching windette, just a feeling
I don't even know why I clicked on this video- i'm literally caught up with everything PHAHA. Def one of the most entertaining summary's i've watched yet
YOOO THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD
The unnecessary alliteration for the egg arc killed me
6:03 It is voraciously vindicated that the verdant villain has been trying to malevolently manipulate the masses like his mods folder in that speedrun by hegemonically hoarding their prized hauls in a hall, and then our humble heroes harm him with a hatchet… twice. Then Awesamdude arrives to arrest the atrocious aggressor and allocate him to an awesome asylum.
wait until he watches the stream where Dream escapes
anyway
yay, i love windette's "explained in insults" videos! hollow knight seems to follow me everywhere, even in non hollow knight related videos haha (not that i'm complaining, it's a fantastic game). i stopped watching dsmp stuff at some point due to being busy with school, so this should be a fun way to get caught up! thanks!
Glad you enjoyed!
This is amazing! You just made me understand the whole dsmp lore in 10 mins! Congrats!!
Yeah, I didn't expect this to be good, but this is great
26 seconds in and I already love this. PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES.
Glad to see this format of information sharing become common.Keep up the good work
Thanks for watching!
this is stupidly and horribly the best video I have seen, Animagician you literaly make my day.
3:40 yup I'm defenitely living under the rock
4:19 How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do they emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Wilbur Soot's flag Higher?
Yo, turns out they have a secret weapon
An immigrant, you know and love, who's unafraid to step in
He's constantly confusin', confoundin' all of Dream's henchmen
Ev'ryone give it up for Pogtopia's favorite fighting Pigman
TechnoBlade!
He's takin' his horse by the reins makin'
Netherite coats redder with bloodstains
TechnoBlade!
And He's never gonna stop until he makes 'em
Drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains, he's
TechnoBlade!
Watch him engagin' em! Escapin' em!
Enragin' em! He's-
TechnoBlade!
He goes to the nether for more funds
TechnoBlade!
come back with more netherite
and potions
And so the balance shifts
They rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts
They can end this war at Manberg, cut them off at sea, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need
I know
Wilbur Soot!
Sir, he knows what to do in a trench
Ingenuitive and decent in Geman, I mean-
Wilbur Soot!
Sir, you're gonna have to use him eventually
What's he gonna do on the bench ami?
Wilbur Soot!
No one has more resilience
Or matches my practical tactical brilliance
Wilbur Soot!
You wanna fight for your land back?
Wilbur Soot!
I need my right-hand man back!
Ah! Uh, get ya right-hand man, back
You know you gotta get ya right-hand man back
I mean you gotta put some thought
Into the letter but the sooner the better
To get your right-hand man back
Wilbur Soot
Supplies are waiting in techno's base for you
If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide
Oh, Wilbur Soot
I have soldiers that will yield for you
If we manage to get this right
They'll surrender by early night
The world will never be the same, Wilbuuuuuuuuuuuuur
Each characters role
Technoblade: Lafayette
Tommy: Washington
Wilbur: Hamilton
edit:why did I sit here for 30 minutes for 1 joke
This is my absolute favorite video on the internet. Thank You So Much!!!!
“Alcoholic goat man”
You aren’t wrong about that one XD
Anyone else remember how there was a pole about the video being Insluts or Memes, and memes won 70% to 30%? And here we are with insluts
Long story short- All of them end up logging off forever,never talking to eachother,forgetting their lines,end up creating even more chaos
I love this video! I don't know what I found more entertaining, your puns or the insults because I knew they are jokes 😂.
This has certainly been a fun ride. Still waiting for the SCU lore video
Wilbur gave birth to a daughter as I'm pretty sure Fundy is canonically trans
this is such a genius video i love it
How is this both more entertaining and more informative than every single dsmp summary video I've seen
This whole video reeks of Windette vibes and i'm LOVING it.
Dream SMP explained by me: Cursed green teletubbie, annoying blond british boy, music plates, drug van owner, le mansburg, dictador Sclagg, BLOODGOD, le mansburg goes KAboom, hardcore boi le stapps drug van owner who turn into ghastly boiiiiiiii, Some red omlett, badboyshalo actualy bad, british boy gets exiled, BLOODGOD execution gone wrong and duck goes to dentist, le mansburg goes kaboom again but worse, music plate finale showdown, Cursed green teletubbie gets arrested for trying to kill british boy and a bee, british boy gets stuck in pandorama with cursed green teletubbie, british boy gets revisit pass on earth, Ghastly boiiiiiiii becomes drug van owner again, duck wants green cursed teletubbie book of revisit pass and tries to kill BLOODGOD for giving him dentist appointment and some las gamble will go KAboom with war
I am just feeling the strong Windette vibes, you captured his essence really well!
99k so proud of your growth get that playbutton!!
You have no idea how much I loved this 😂
CONGRATS ON 100k!
0:38 in my defense i have adhd
This is great, keep up the great work
Thanks, will do!
You realize i've dragged myself into wilburs POV for so many times
*SERIOUSLY LIKE DO YOU THINK I'M THAT LA-*
God I'm laughing so hard right now this was amazing 🤣
I love your videos so much thanks for all the great videos
I went in this already knowing and understanding basically all of the DSMP lore, and just wanted to watch this for fun...
Funniest sh*t ever. God daumn.
this is gold, absolute gold
I Lost my marbles when you said Quakity is running with a cryptobro, then its just george, true words have never been spoken till now
this feels like a less pg13 and rage induced version of an oversimplified video rofl! keep up the good work!
I have been waiting for this moment
From someone who has been following the SMP pretty much since it came out, very good. But this i just the main storyline for the most part, still very good and much respect
This was great! And a great Idea too, about time Windette got the deserved attention
This reminds me a lot of windetts hollow knight explained vids its really intresting to listion to(:
Yoo this Is the best explanation ever!!!
This is one of the funniest videos on the Dream SMP.
I didn't expect it to be that funny- I'm glad I watched it xD
You could have convinced me i was watching a windette video. I love your editing btw
Thanks 😅
The start is very funny to me cos I’ve been keeping up with the dsmp since its start and have no problem understanding what’s going on
This was so good and i enjoyed
wow how interesting they pressed f to simulate having their arm cut off omg omg this is so cool
I am dumb.
I did watch the dsmp.
I watched every lore stream.
SO THIS SI SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER SEEN
YOOOOOOOO
WINDETTES GOT HIS FIRST KNOCK OFF VIDEO
But seriously I enjoyed this a lot
It’s nice to get a refresher after all the lore things
Also also
I liked your funny jokes magic man
You did the word thing and that was very swag of you to do
This was hilarious😂
gosh this made me laugh so bad, thank you for this.
Great video! Gonna have to assume you took windette was a inspiration (some parts making me forget this wasn't a windette video tbh) but I'm sure that you're channel will get big soon! Good luck on that!
Being insulted is great
Alsoo happy almost 100k
Me who doesn't actually enjoy watching dream smp bit only saw this too talk to a friend... I LOVE THE INTRO!
The first 20 seconds of the video had me in serious mental distress, watching minecraft, but hearning Hornet's battle theme from Hollow Knight in the background,
Remember when he called me an idiot, yeah, well, pretty spot on cause that iceberg thing BROKE MY MIND, HOW IS THERE SO MUCH I DON'T KNOW
Fantastic, never stop man
I don't know if it's just me being used to being insulted or my humor is so messed up beyond repair, but as I watched this, I simply blinked through the whole thing