According to scientists they found European to have 5% or less? Neanderthal DNA. Neanderthals are mistakenly known by archeologists, they’re actually the remains of the Nephilims.
Memories. When I was 17, if finally met one of my older cousins. He was like 6'7". We bought Chinese food. Had what I thought was a bunch of left overs. Had all the plans to have leftovers for lunch. Got up the morning to see all the empty cartons on the garbage. He said he got hungry overnight and "I had a little snack". This was what my mom, dad, sister and I thought we were all gonna have for lunch🤣😂🤣😂
Now imagine the scene in the bed😅... This girl gonna beg for mercy! That 'down there' gonna get destroyed!! Like the time that space stone hit the dinosaurs to extinction😂
@@GigaChad-gy4qv nah Jötunheim was completely correct in your comment. It's the place the frost giants life (kinda interesting tho given that muspelheim is called this was even tho the fire giants are also just called Jötun) so it wouldn't really make sense to say "straight outta frost giant" when you already had it right with their home. (heim even means home in German and I guess in the Nord germanic languages as well)
If you piss him off, he’ll probably grab you up by the neck and lift you into the air like a dark souls boss. Edit: oh man I got a bunch of likes thanks
And will complain about the dick size coz it's too big for them to handle. Trust me, i hookup with a lad who recently hookup a 6'10 dude ( her words ). Said she couldn't handle the dick and cried the whole night coz it's too painful haha.
He is what happens when you turn your character scale up to 200%
😆
LMFAOO 😭😭💀
AYOOOO 💀
Fr
Ark players in the back be like 😐
This is definitely the guy she told her bf not to worry about.
Lol
With him as a best friend, she will never have to get on the knees for a man.
@@mr.a_a9407 😳
I think there'd be signs if something was going on
@@mr.a_a9407 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The difference women see between 5’11 and 6’0 in men:
Fax😂😢😢
5'8 men are as tall as the water bottle
@@Danymok dany mott’s
Fr 😔
😂😂😂😂😂
Why the heck am I imagining the train gif 💀
i know
Cus you're weird
Is only one person
And the tunnel 🗿
Same here
He's a whole NBA team by himself
1.1k likes and no comments?
Let me change that!
…Read more
Ikr
@@Thememebro123 great job I am the second comment
Ello 4th comment
ONG HE IS
"This is my small, everyday water bottle. And this is my small, everyday friend"
💀💀💀💀
best comment ever😂
lol
😳
😂😂😂😂😂
where’s that asian guy who finds heights
Omg fr
Fr
this is like when a german shepherd and chihuahua are best friends
Beverly hills Chihuahua 🤣
True
TRUEEEEE
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA LEG8 HHAHAHHA
More like a great Dane and a chihuahua
They’re a living example of wattpad height.
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol after reading those xreaders, i can understand
697 perfect 👌
Accurate
Btw where did you get that profile picture?
And then he breaks gravity when he doesn’t need to bend 90 degrees just to kiss her 😂
his big water bottle is probably the whole water dispenser 💀💀
True
🤣
Fr😂😂😂
LOLOL
Yes
That water bottle is still the size of homies head
Dudes got some of that ancient giant DNA.
Help- i- 💀💀💀
Nah fr tho
or else she is just a dwarf
Who let him out the lab is the question 😅
According to scientists they found European to have 5% or less? Neanderthal DNA. Neanderthals are mistakenly known by archeologists, they’re actually the remains of the Nephilims.
Bro's bottle is a shape shifter 💀
🫵🏼💀
😐🤝😐
An actual mimic
@achaemgaming4596 the hell
She really said “dayum 💀” when she picked up that water bottle.
No way actually?
😭
No way really? 🤯🤯🤯, Thanks bro I am blind
@blazeキ so crazy u hadda say it twice
@blazeキ so crazy u hadda say it twice
i felt that "dayum"
Bro really had to specify that is his small water bottle 💀💀💀
Because he’s lying
I have the same bottle and it's 2 L bottle, that ain't small 😂
That’s what liars do… they use too many details
"small water bottle"...
*fk i snapped dirty mind mosquito
sup guys, this is my girthy trunk and a tiny fuckbunny to hold it PHONK INTENSIFIES
They took “There is always a short friend and a tall friend” to a whole other level
0 comments tho? Nahhhh
Ima help with the comments situation
And you know who is the older one 😂
@@יעקבגוטליב-ב2שfr I'm taller then my bestie but I am younger by like 2 months
Can I just say this is the most likes I ever had on a comment?!
Now that’s what you call a long distance relationship. 😭
underrated 😂
Lmfmao this comment is underrated
How tf do you not have more likes bruh😭😭😭
Ts-haahahaha goddammit that's funny.
So underrated lol
Bf ❌
Bestfriend ✅
I love how he addressed his water bottle as ""SMMMAAAAALLLL""...... 💀
😂😂
Wait does that mean he has a bigger water bottle?!
@@memes007. lmao.....
U didn't get it......
I mean yeah
Let’s wait for the big one now
@@memes007. thats what I was thinking XD.
Bro ain't getting friendzoned, he gonna friendzone
620 likes and no comments? Let me fix it 🗿🤝🏻
No
Bro does not fit in the friendzone
he is the size of the zone
That girl ain't saying please be gentle anymore, but have mercy.
💀💀💀💀💀
Oh no 😂😂😂
Not even sure if it even is one
Guy:i want another round
Girl:no way give 3 days to recover🤕🤣
🤣🤣🤣
size differences in wattpad stories be like
Nahhh jit just said the truth 💀
It's like the parent and the child on those invu tts
homest
@@plushrump oh em ge............... HOMESTUCL SPOTTED 🚨🚨🚨
💀💀👀
That brought a whole new meaning to Pint Size. 😅
The guy is just a space marine from Warhammer 40k undercover lol
@Guillaume RAYAPPA
nah dis dood is a friggin Spartan Ii from Halo
Or just the real life manifestation of Doom Slayer
He's not nearly big enough to be a space marine. They're also jacked.
@@sbrazenor2 Space marines are anywhere from 6'5, 7'5 to 8'0. So this guy could definitely be a space marine.
@@sbrazenor2 dude is jacked but you forget that the power armor is quiet thick, so i keep my point
That's Alpharius lol
bro had the audacity to call it small
It is small im 12 and thats my everyday portion and i need to refill it twice a day
It’s small for him okay 😂
😂😂😂
@@blastanix you drink 2 gallons of water everyday? That’s unhealthy asf do you atleast take supplementary sodium?
@@jackkelly8853 he's joking
the most hated man in theaters.
Underrated 😭💀
Lmao
When being tall is your whole personality
Imagine being jealous
To be fair, we don't know what his personality is. But we do know, that is his given "edge" so it would be to just run with it.
this guy the type to defend a village and drop iron when slain
and a red flower
💀
Nahhh 💀
lmfao
Lmfaao
"IT WON'T FIT" 💀
Height has no impact on private size
😂😂😂😂
@@QuintonRC23Well, I think in this very specific case it might have.
Pretty sure there's a loch ness monster hiding down there
@@MatSkanzo😂😂😂
Ayooo💀☠️
They tried dating but she decided she'd rather live.
LMAO JAJAJAJAJAJ
He's to short for her
she doesn't have to kneel tho
😂😂😆
Explain
Bro became Shaq💀
Took “I like guys over 6 ft” to a whole new level 💀
(Edit: I think I started a war in the comments 💀)
Me 5 11 wdytom
💀
He’s like 6’27
he probably tells her to take her hands of her crotch 🤪
@@nicholasrix1707 wot I'm European it's already confusing you made it more cofusing
he know damn well that ain't his everyday small water bottle
yeah that's not small even for him
I mean for someone his size he definitely has to drink multiple of those every day. Maybe that's what he meant.
@@Enshadowed bros holding it with one hand
@@Jalengreen0 when I grab mine one handed it wraps around most of it and it’s not a small water bottle for me
Exacto, su culo "small water bottle" jajaja
9'11" mafia alpha hybrid half angel half demon half unicorn and 3'2" y/n be like:
😂😂😂😂
Half unicorn 😂😂
Dfkm
Noo🤣😭
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He created his own character . What a legend !
The height difference in wattpad stories written by 12 yr old girls.
This comment had be laughing.
Honestly
has me wheezing
oddly specific but true
They’re commonly 13 with shit grammar but you aren’t fully wrong
Man just called me short in 32 languages
79*
73 more too
"He's just my friend babe"
LOL
I hope she is safe in bed with you water bottle.....🥸🥸🥸
LMAOOO😭
Honestly shes not going to enjoy it
@@ArtSawceshes likes huge So yes
He's just a friend.... Also the friend 😂😂
Bro is a actual giant.
LOL, imagine him sitting on a an economy class flight for 4 hours 🤣🤣
I wonder what it looks like him in a car.
Bro the type to take a water tank to the gym and say its his medium water bottle
586 comments and no replies.. lemme fix it 🗿
1k likes and only one reply lemme fix it🗿
He said it's small
2k likes and 4 comments... Let my comment just sit here for a minute 😄
@@genesis_blizzard are you retarded
Legends say that he was the one who drank all the water from Mars.
😂
Girl drank the Afrika's water
600th like and 3rd reply! 🥉
Nah that was badlands chugs
"Dayum" idk why but thats cute😂
Y/n and their partner's size in wattpad be like:
Omg so true! 😂
😭😭😭
Exactly what I was thinking
The way i snickered at how true it is 😂
Wats y/n
This is how I imagine the average human looks like next to a space marine
Fr bro got that transhuman physiology
Correct
Space marine?
@@ShitYourself7 From warhammer 40k, they're basically 8 foot supersoldiers
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 you again I saw you on another video too your already at 12K sub from this broo
bro took "give me a big boy" to another level
LMAO
this is in fact not a big boy this is a tall boy
She said DAYUM! Lol.
3 foot girls: "I only date guys who are 6ft and above"
Ants are 6 feet
@@chimpe1727 😭😭😭💀💀
@@chimpe1727
Spiders have 8
Unfortunately for them, most humans are 2 feet
Nice one
Bro drinks a whole river everytime he finishes his "everyday small water bottle"
ey that's insulting
LOL😂
Omg you’re so funny 😂
😂😂😂😂
It’s a gallon gym bottle... normal
That shit counts as a long distance relationship again😂😂
This comment is pure gold 👌👌👌
Can't reply... It is 606😄😅
Bro bigger than Shaquille O'Neal💀
“ *SMALL* water bottle ” 💀💀💀
Bro💀💀💀
That's pretty average ngl
DUDE THATS HUGE
it aint heavy probs like 10 kilos and if you aint pulling it then sorry go to gym
@@pikolasgg2320bro weighs water in kgs 💀
Dude was made in a 1940s German lab.
right!!😂
😂😂😂
bro is the SS God himself lmao
Legit
“My everyday SMALL water bottle” 💀
Everyday SMALL water bottle💀
Imagine being married to this man and how fast dinner is gonna go. Their are no leftovers, only scraps
Memories. When I was 17, if finally met one of my older cousins. He was like 6'7".
We bought Chinese food. Had what I thought was a bunch of left overs. Had all the plans to have leftovers for lunch. Got up the morning to see all the empty cartons on the garbage.
He said he got hungry overnight and "I had a little snack".
This was what my mom, dad, sister and I thought we were all gonna have for lunch🤣😂🤣😂
And imagine how fast his wife would pass out on bed
And destroyed manholes...
He'll eat the plate too
Now imagine the scene in the bed😅... This girl gonna beg for mercy! That 'down there' gonna get destroyed!! Like the time that space stone hit the dinosaurs to extinction😂
This man just NEEDS a dwarf friend
No need to get on knees. Sometimes things just work
@@zekeyeager1458 💀
@@zekeyeager1458 💀
@@zekeyeager1458 💀
@@StrutsvilleUSA3911 I am in your walls
This is why those massive 2-handed swords exist. They weren’t giant swords for normal men, they were regular sized swords for giant men.
Zweihander
Exxcaalibuur!!
@@liamdilley6826 DS1 flashbacks
Mel Gibson weilds a massive sword. No cap
I thought they weight about 6lbs and made for cavalry and pikes mainly.
"my everyday -small- waterbottle" yeah sure bro 😂
he can’t get friendzoned because he doesn’t fit 💀💀💀
Its easier for him to fit in the friendzone
Then to fit......in her🤷♀️💀
Probs why he got friendzoned.
Rude
@@sagalluckymohamed2467 technically nowadays saying rude IS rude
@@milacole4135 ayo
Height differences in Wattpad stories be like:
You ain't wrong tho
True-
That’s a long distance friendship right there
I see what you did there
😂😂😂
😂
Bro, i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Okay, this is a genious joke. 👏
"small water bottle " 💀
If "Size doesn't matter " was a person, it would be her
Think you got tthat backwards
U mean if “size matters” 🤣 was a person
Lol right?
She better hope not cuz he's going to kill her🤭
@@khudeerkhdier5226 that’s the joke
Guy is a mythical viking Ice giant. He just needs the beard and large stone hammer
straight outta jötunheim
"mythical viking ice giant" that's definitely a way to say a jötnar.
@@Suchsdirhaltaus jötnar completely slipped my mind!
@@GigaChad-gy4qv nah Jötunheim was completely correct in your comment. It's the place the frost giants life (kinda interesting tho given that muspelheim is called this was even tho the fire giants are also just called Jötun) so it wouldn't really make sense to say "straight outta frost giant" when you already had it right with their home. (heim even means home in German and I guess in the Nord germanic languages as well)
Ikr?
Your not in the friend zone, ur in the ozone 😂
😂😂Lmao
Ha
😅😅
😂😂
Most underrated comment
That's why I love short girls💀
Bro will literally become SCP 096 after a failed relationship and diet change💀
Not the shy guy lol
Bro hes wreck it ralph in real life
Imagine if she tried to hold his penis
Underrated comment
@@whereispepper it has 1k likes 💀
Lead anime male character and their love interest be like-
Saying "Don't fuck your best friend!" never was so vital
Yeah man. Let us do it.
Let me do it
Sole
nigga that's rape
I know right
He’s that big and still managed to fit in the friend zone 😅
Now picture him with a face full of hair, an axe, and shield running full force at you 10 centuries ago
😂😂. say your prayers.
Would willingly hand him my soul 🥲.
Hell no
And now look at him 😅
just shoot him
The way she said “dayum” got me weak bro 😂😭😭
😂😂
She had same reply first time she saw the reason she wanted to be his "best friend" lol
It adorable 🥰
its too big for her
Wattpad height differences be like :
Underrated af.
Kpop love storians height In Real 5'11 vs her Korean crush 6'31.☝️
Yes😂😂😂
Nahh this diff is tiny in comparison
Your videos are always so fun to watch.
Now that's a long distance relationship 💀
hehe
LMFAO
LMAO
💀💀💀💀💀
no network in the top tower
He really hit us with the "small water bottle" 💀
bs
Bruh He cappin ofc
bro he really hit her wit the "best friend" lol
Knowin damn well that’s a gallon💀
That’s not small for anyone 😂
They're friends because he's not tall enough for her.
-Dating Apps
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NAHHH
Surter: hey
Girl: *visibly turned on*
Lol
That might be an averagely sized water bottle, but definitely not small
This dudes OF content would make millions
It’s up to you
The best friend she tells you not to worry about💀
☠️☠️
make a baby ☠⃤
@@HappyBakedBuns-lv9hx wtf
@@HappyBakedBuns-lv9hxliterally this almost looks like me and the man I made babies with 🙈
@@Seanhasjokes bro what is your actual height if you are less than 7.2 feet then you're shorter than me 😂
wattpad height differences:
💀💀💀
@@Sameer_Dhodi your a indian saying that 😂
@@randomhooman1952 fr
💀
@@randomhooman1952Indians ain't got tiny tiddies dw unless u wanna see sum 😏😏😏😏
This man needs to wear a watch on each wrist, he's in 2 different time zones.
Lol
Bro thinks he gunna
no he isnt 🙄 bro think he funny or smt 😭
🤡
Lol
@@taddypatty7923 Ever heard the saying "If you haven't got anything nice to say then don't say anything at all" ?
Dude looks like the engineer from Prometheus
Bro is literally a space marine
she is just a 5ft goblin lol
Ultramarine
Astertes
@@Wattson-if you’re gonna name a space marine chapter dont name the most plain and boring ass one
LMFAO
If you piss him off, he’ll probably grab you up by the neck and lift you into the air like a dark souls boss.
Edit: oh man I got a bunch of likes thanks
“Listen here, pal!”
BEAR WITNESS
@@jackalexandethat's elden ring but you got the spirit 😁
@volztyy 💀
Edit: why do I got 100 likes?
@@volztyy5834 yeah haha I've only played elden ring
This is my everyday "SMALL" waterbottle. Got me dying💀😂
Come on! Dont take it that way!, 😂😂😂
You need some milk man 😝
bruhh
that was one of the cringe line everybody cringes about 🤐
@@instaaj4028 🤣🤣
*That one train not fitting into the tunnel*
Every girls tinder requirement for height just went from 6'6" to 7' after seeing this video.
And will complain about the dick size coz it's too big for them to handle. Trust me, i hookup with a lad who recently hookup a 6'10 dude ( her words ). Said she couldn't handle the dick and cried the whole night coz it's too painful haha.
woman are dumbbbbb
If he can why all you guys can't
😂😂
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
imagine being behind this guy in a water fountain line
I’ll let him go before me with all honor
God bless your soul
His ass in your face
You mean beneath?
This guy refills the water fountain!
Height difference of male and female avatars in VRChat be like.
Hahahaha dawg i flipped reading this ahahaha
You actually had me laughing out loud with that one!
It makes for easier and more convinient "cat-pounding" in VR roleplay
I'm often too short and want headpats I felt that
@@bababoie2314 Nigga what?
That dayyyym got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
Them dating would be a long distance relationship
😂😂😂
I like your joke
You're awesome cheers.
Hahaha you win the internet for the week!! 🔥🤣
Luke a hamster eating a banana
Bro this is the exact height difference between Hagrid and Harry
🤣
7u7
Best comment 👌👏
Imagine you're a foot soldier back in the medieval times and this guy comes at you in full plate armor, id shit myself
With a huge battle axe or hammer.
@@LowestHonorLike Robert Baratheon finna cave ur chest in 💀
@@sauce6746 “you dare challenge lord Robert barateum the 4th?!?!”
He's the heavy mini boss that shows up after you've fucked up the goons enough
Fuck the soldiers, i feel bad for the blacksmith
"👌🗡️"💀
This man’s job is probably a maintenance worker for the sun
Nah he’s too busy protecting those villagers
😂
@@levimanning1410 no way you said that 💀
Nah man, he's Atlas' great great x 20 grandkid.
@@sanemi1357 omfg 💀
Bro can pick anyone up by holding their head 😭💀
Nah u thinking of attack on titan
Bruh
Imagine his big water bottle 💀
I volunteer
Easier to knee cap him aswell 🤣. Imagine the snap
they are best friends because they dont want long distance relationship💀💀
Underrated comment 😂
LMFAO
LMAO😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
@@7s3a what?
Bro unlocked a new category : "Standjob" 💀