I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear lau
I can only imagine a child aggressively climbing a building with its bare hands just to be your friend. Edit: As they're climbing, the Guardian theme from breath of the wild plays in the background.
"How did you even build the train out here, there's oceans on both sides" Islands with railways: *I seem to manage...* ah yes, the concept of merchant ships/cargo vessels have been thrown out the door
*The real question is, will it be moddable in the near future?* *If so, this will be the ultimate Failboat experience.* *Not that this game isn't good enough already-*
Remember the toys R us Giraffe? Ever since Toys R Us went bankrupt he has been working a minimum wage job as a ticket vendor for a company based on a group of islands in the pacific ocean. Feeling old yet?
I've just realized when he hit dying animal crossing at 0:02 it made a cow noise because he uses the same thing every time. so i guess he's beating the dead cow
*THE PROBLEM:* Nobody really plays Animal Crossing anymore *THE SOULUTION:* Take Paper Mario and A Hat in Time, merge them together *AND MAKE THE NEW ANIMAL CROSSING OURSELVES*
4:21 I'M FUCKING DEAD, I WAS NOT READY, ESPECIALLY FOR FAILA REACTION, AND HOPEFULLY AUTO CORRECT DOESN'T FAIL ME, I CAN BAREFOOT SEE, AND I'M NOT CORRECTING IT AFTERWARDS!
I feel like "Here comes (Name of Person/Object/Character)!" Can be terrifying or a great thing to hear depending on who or what it is you are talking about.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this game was specifically made for Failboat. I mean, come on. Cute Animals eating things, literally named destruction, and crazy dialogue, it is the literal perfect game.
He collected butterflies
He collected apples
Now he’s going to collect your soul
I am here for your soul.
They can't steal my soul if I don't have one!
He will collect gods
@@alessandracarbonari3971 No no, he's got a point.
ok do it then you shall find out it never existed in the first place!!! since the beginning of time
There's just something about fail's voice that is endlessly amusing. I don't know how to explain his voice other than that.
its just the way he utilizes it * chefs kiss *
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear lau
agreed.
@@AxxLAfriku shut up.
he has good voice
I can only imagine a child aggressively climbing a building with its bare hands just to be your friend.
Edit: As they're climbing, the Guardian theme from breath of the wild plays in the background.
Then it's not coming to be your friend 🙂
@@darrentillis2501 of course it is. Can't you sense the beginning of a friendship when the person comes at you in full vertical speed?
*they
@@johnlewis2134 where?
@@brinst_ar Niko goes by They/Them /g
Failboat really likes cutesy games with slightly horrific tones to them.
yep.
Exactly
There's a reason why Kirby is one of his favourite franchises.
That's literally Kirby
either that or he's making the cute games have horrific tones
I would watch a Failboat narrated feature-length film
YOOOOOOO. Sup Hazza!
who wouldn’t
hell, every film should be narrated by him
Same
Same
Such a cute game to be played by such a *cursed* content creator. Beautiful
What a oxymoron.
"How did you even build the train out here, there's oceans on both sides"
Islands with railways: *I seem to manage...*
ah yes, the concept of merchant ships/cargo vessels have been thrown out the door
Yo I didn’t know Kim Jong-un watches Failboat!
The Spirited Away vibes are strong here.
@Speak Good that isn't a youtube video
Water 7 be like
I was actually expecting this to be another hat in time mod... I think his computer is glad it's not
yeah
Ah yes A Hat in Paper Crossing, my favorite mashup game
Commenting so I can come back to this later
animal paper time?
@@idknames3102 how about "Paper Animal Time"?
There's just something beautiful about the hilarious, discordant twang of Failboat's voice as he engages in shenanigans.
I concur.
@@Deadpool-ri3rq The legend himself. Great to see you.
He sounds like if a banjo could speak and it’s wonderful
"Waifu Tom doesn't exist, he can't hurt you"
Waifu Tom: 0:39
Seeing that definitely hurt me.
in the words of failboat himself:
"NOOOOOOOOOOO"
AHHHHHHHHHHH
@Sophia Helgeson NEVER SAY ITS NAME
in the correct terms, Husbando Tom.
Animal Crossing: *dying
Failboat: welp, time to do my weekly intro *punches dying man*
For a second I thought that said "purchases dying man."
I never knew a 3D platformer with a 2D character exists
Starting to wish I commented this
I've seen a few circling around in the indie world, this was my first time trying one out though
It's like 2.5d, but backwards. Neat.
@@failboat I recommend the game of *death* its like the game of life but *murder*
@@failboat If we're talking about 3D platformers with 2D characters you should check out Sonic Robo Blast 2.
*The real question is, will it be moddable in the near future?*
*If so, this will be the ultimate Failboat experience.*
*Not that this game isn't good enough already-*
No one:
LEGIT NO ONE:
Random business man: Casually punches man in hospital bed
2:01 as blitzo once said
"if your good at something, you should probably capitalize"
Ah yes, I feel u
"I have it latched onto my spine. It will never leave me."
-Failboat being disturbingly descriptive
You know it's a good day in humanity when we finally meet a game that somehow fits Failboat perfectly.
These intros are getting more and more surreal.
WAIT failboat You could title this “A Flat In Time” as a reference to your older vids
Someone needs to give Failboat an award for that intro.
The game won my heart when the axolotl showed up. Thanks Niko.
I love how it doesn't have legs and it only has cute lil Webkinz feet
This game looks so cute can't wait till it comes to Switch!!
The og title was "Animal Crossing but its a 3d playformer". Your welcome hehe
The original comment was “The og title was ‘Animal Crossing but it’s a 3D playformer”. Your welcome hehe
I thought it was platformer
What does the title even mean
@@poopa_stinka the original original comment was "animal crossing but its a 3d playformer"
Your welcome haha
im not changing it lol
This video had everything, hilarity, a cute game I'm now really interested in, Failboat being Failboat. Perfect.
4:06 when you check if theres fall damage
I swear, Failboat could read the entire dictionary and I would find it amusing.
Next: Animal crossing but too many strangers.
I love how after Fail says "yes i made a lego city joke in 2021 what are you gonna do cry about it?" Then an ad pops up XD
There is something about Failboat speaking that makes my boredom never animal cross the line.
Failboat you are an awesome editor ngl
My friend, carelessly tossed in with the Piranha...
Yes, we shall remember this crime.
Well axolotls tend to stay at the bottom while the piranha will probably hang out near the top so they’re most likely fine
4:07 Gunter: "I think I might go down for a bit." Also Gunter: fucking dies
Failboat was born to be an entertainer.
I can already tell this video is gonna be cursed from the intro
One of the first streams i was able to catch on time! im so excited for it to come out!!
lmfao i love the intro, its just perfection 🤣
“Here comes Niko!”
“Here comes a Failboat video!”
*”Here comes my thumb clicking the video at the speed of light”*
i was the first view so technically i clicked faster than SANIC
@@meemawsbrisket you werent
Basically what I did too.
@@Exposkayterz ?
Remember the toys R us Giraffe? Ever since Toys R Us went bankrupt he has been working a minimum wage job as a ticket vendor for a company based on a group of islands in the pacific ocean.
Feeling old yet?
Which Pacific Islands though?
Well, it looks like Animal Crossing is still as alive as the day it was released :)
This game is amazing didn’t expect a frog to control a camera
The platformer we never asked for, but always needed.
Here comes Niko! *_Open the door, he's here to be your friend._*
i think the devs said there pronouns are they/them
@@memezabelle ok
Edit: an edit on the original comment doesn't look pretty so just know that I have accepted this information anyway
Don't resist
Gunter: I don't like being around people.
Me: Same.
We need a complete compilation of all of these photoshop animations. They're absolute gold.
6:18
Hey you can see me in there too...
I couldn't think of anything creative, so I just went with the crowd.
4:00 *YOU SCARED ME SO MUCH DUDE*
"I think i want to try going down for a little bit"
That's the last thing he ever said.
4:07 Ah yes just casually HOPPING OFF A BUILDING
6:50 Tomodachi Life music. The nostalgia is taking over me...
"Who needs to go into the house when you can go into space?"
- Failboat 2021
Fun fact: Nico was a playable yt character.
um... what
@@CassiusStelar Niko is a playable UA-cam Character?
@@Moald *shrug*
here comes niko was created by frogvibes and gears for breakfast and gfb created a hat in time. so when you mentioned a hat in time it just made sense
The fucking LEGO City joke actually kind of spooked me because I was wearing headphones, but I thought it was very tasteful.
6:25 got legit jumpscared
"Yes I made a Lego city joke in 2021 what are you gonna do, cry about it?"
No, but I will cry about the Lego city ad that played afterward
6:36 Is that music actually in-game or edited in? Either way, that is an amazing reference.
That was edited in haha, threw a filter on it to make it sound a bit more immersive
Oh wow, really? That's so cool! I think you'd have fun with Tomodachi Life! -Also I can't believe you responded-
7:56 That's actually kanji for one(ichi) and two(ni) :]
1:49 *intense botw flashbacks*
“ A door, a staircase, *a CATAPULT.* “ - Failboat, 2021
The way that Blessley wanted bugs and that, was the best part
7:21
THAT LEGO CITY JOKE TOOK ME BY SURPRISE I LAUGHED SO LOUD SO SUDDENLY I SCARED MY DOG
that intro made me laugh way harder than it should've
Don't do something your good at for free. -failboat 2021
8:20 RIP soldier voice actor Rickmay
0:11 YOU CAN'T DIE, WE STILL NEED TO MILK YOU
YOU WAKE UP.
For the last time, before John Nintendo cuts your life support.
Plot Twist: Animal Crossing has been getting consistent updates but they were accidentally coded into this platformer.
aaah the characters are SO. HECKING. ADORABLE!!!! ♡♡♡♡
After soo long he finally started playing animal crossing again boy I missing his animal crossing vids
Thank you for making my day better and worst
2:11 is it just me or does that face look like the froggy chair?
So a masterpiece?
Yes.
i watched this stream, and it's really shocking when i see how much footage gets cut out. but hey, two hours in ten minutes is pretty good
Ye the cutdown process takes out a bit much sometimes. Gotta focus on keeping a good narrative while keeping in what I can.
Did you know that hat kid is somewhere in this game all you have to do is explore more
I've just realized when he hit dying animal crossing at 0:02 it made a cow noise because he uses the same thing every time.
so i guess he's beating the dead cow
this reminds me of that one app called idk i think kiki's vacation
*THE PROBLEM:*
Nobody really plays Animal Crossing anymore
*THE SOULUTION:*
Take Paper Mario and A Hat in Time, merge them together
*AND MAKE THE NEW ANIMAL CROSSING OURSELVES*
10:18 OH GOD NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Ah yes, a crossing in time
why is nobody talking about how adorable all of these characters are
Niko is here, here to break your Niko niko knee caps
This game's art style tho, as an artist I am in love-
I would 100% watch more of this
Imagine getting fired as a professional friend
2:26 that only goes for stuff your good at
4:21 I'M FUCKING DEAD, I WAS NOT READY, ESPECIALLY FOR FAILA REACTION, AND HOPEFULLY AUTO CORRECT DOESN'T FAIL ME, I CAN BAREFOOT SEE, AND I'M NOT CORRECTING IT AFTERWARDS!
I- wow, I think that's the first time I've typed barefoot, how did you manage that autocorrect?
Failboat:for now this plataforming has been good
Niko: how about no
OMG I LOVE HOW THIS GAME LOOKS
Imagine punching a dying man… welcome to the club failboat
fail: DONT PUT IT IN THE POND
Fischer: if it bites, you would cry, hes a real mean guy, YEET THE MORAY
I was in fact not subscribed and I didn't know. You just kept popping on my recommendations and I watched your videos. I am now subscribed.
The lord blessed my comment. I can now die in peace playing Ring Fit.
I feel like "Here comes (Name of Person/Object/Character)!" Can be terrifying or a great thing to hear depending on who or what it is you are talking about.
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if this game was specifically made for Failboat. I mean, come on. Cute Animals eating things, literally named destruction, and crazy dialogue, it is the literal perfect game.
Failboat makes these cute and fun video games into a living nightmare ready to leave the empty toilet paper roll out like the devil spawn it is.
I watched the stream where he recorded the sequel video to this, and I just gotta says it’s gonna be great.
2:29 that gets me
This was the first stream I watched live! I hoped it would be a video :)
I feel like this game may have been made for you specifically.
The secret level in Paper Mario