in case the desc changes: Super Mario 3D All Stars but my first time playing Sunshine happens Credits to Qumu for the 3 simple steps music and Ceejinary for the Stuum art:
5:24 Daniel's faces when he hears the Bianco Hills music... They're just priceless. Not to mention his insanely accurate depiction IN SONG of daily life in my house. Daniel is an artist.
Mario’s(Failboat’s) Crimes in Sunshine: -Assaulting police officers, civilians, The Princess, a shadow demon, and a Stu -drowning a goopy piranha plant and Petey Pirahna while smashing him so hard it caused him him to melt into brown goop -ripping the limbs off a giant squid before launching it into orbit -being so ugly it caused multiple gloopy bois to jump to hard they became a puddle -making content out of it
If you look at peach in the starting cutscene, her earrings were replaced with her eyes due to sloppy coding. The file still exists in 3d all star’s sunshine, it’s just never used.
4:06 OH, ok, when Shadow Mario does these 3 steps, he gets the ladies, if I do these steps, I get arrested for "harassment" and "crimes against humanity"
@CoolFortniteKid5678 Don't insult other people's taste in games and claim yours is better. I sometimes do this and it isn't right, and people can like what they like. I like A Hat In Time. You like Fortnite. The other people who comment might prefer other games. In the end we're all watching the same video of the same game and having fun.
Ahhh, Super Mario Sunshine The only game where Mario is falsely accused of a crime he didn't commit and is arrested under a corrupt government and judicial system
I just went and watched all of Failboat's videos from 9 years ago. He is always so happy and I love that! He has also changed a lot. Keep up the great work Failboat!
🤠 yeehaw eat egg send this to a single friend, or you will be slowly ripped apart limb by limb until you eventually get eternally incased in an egg anyways (I just wanted to make a useless copypasta that does nothing at all)
"Let's drown mario! He can't be in jail if he's a corpse :D"
-Boatman, 2020
Genius
BOATMAN
And the Nobel prize goes to...
Among us in a nutshell
"you must find a way to fight it"
"you must find a way to fight it"
"you must find a way to fight it"
"just whacking stuff, huh?"
XD
Just hitting stuff huh?
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Mario Sunshine
Paper Mario: The Origami King
🅱utton
MOOM
"are you slacking off?"
"....I'M KILLING SOMEONE!"
mind if I take that out of context lmao
Don't jump just slide, peach look out!
ĐÂÂAAAAAAAAĀÆAAAÀ!AAAAAA
Well I mean you just did.
Well, we'll have the context, but sure.
police:what
*To be fair "Thirsty? Mario" sounds like a bootleg energy drink*
Thirsty? Mario
Hotel? Trivago
@@thatseanguy5371 YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL
@Zackary Uljua nice
got fludd?
(Also, what's so notable about 69 besides Apollo 11 and half-turn symmetry?)
@@Sigma_San Lewd things
9:44
Ah yes, another case of Daniel’s fatal weakness to *blocks moving in a predictable manner*
His name's Dan?!?!?!!!!?!? I didn't know
Why DOES he have this problem?
OH NO NOT AGAIN
@@tiffany-up2ii how
Ahh, a fellow Kirby star Allie’s fan
If this title changes. It was originally called “thirsty? Mario?”.
Edit: My prediction was right. It did change
Blacklord 716 kk
ok
Thanks
in case the desc changes:
Super Mario 3D All Stars but my first time playing Sunshine happens
Credits to Qumu for the 3 simple steps music and Ceejinary for the Stuum art:
Yes
"Mario has no neck, his chin goes directly into his nipples"
Wario: backs away slowly
I just saw u on Nintendo central vid
@help my life pls oof.
Kirby: eats the water
haha
Waluigi:dies instantly
"You can't go to jail if you're a corpse."
-Failboat, CEO of Drowning.
But then you go to heck
But if he's the CEO who's the co-CEO?
I bet it's jay
Unless you're Officer Steel Wool
3:58 how to get ladies according to shadow mario in 3 easy parts
Step 1. Grab the person you are trying to get
Step 2. Take a dump
Step 3. R U N
I like that he uses the drowning theme, considering he drowned Mario minutes earlier.
5:24
Daniel's faces when he hears the Bianco Hills music... They're just priceless. Not to mention his insanely accurate depiction IN SONG of daily life in my house.
Daniel is an artist.
ya this will definitely be one of those titles that changes LOL
Failboat failboat
hi
i will never forget
AHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
og title was “thirsty? Mario?”
Titles
"Thirsty? Mario?"
"New 3D All Stars"
"Mario but drown"
bruh gang you know what im saying cuhzin???
I miss the old title
yes i watched when it said New 3D All Stars
Ｗｅ ａｒｅ ｖｅｔｅｒａｎｓ.
@@TropicalYtmario4life W h a t ?
I was expecting the title to be “drown Mario” but the title we have is better ( dang failboat just gave me clout )
The notification said thirsty, mario? but the videos title is mario but drown...
Marco failboat chsnge title
THE TITLE WAS CHANGED TO MY IDEA
THANK YOU
@@m-s-m-s-m-s4986 It was the greatest plan
“Get rid of all that ugliness!”
Fail: *Shoots him*
I get it, The officer is ugliness.
deef
XD
Metal sonic : GOODBYE
* sprays water on sonic *
Officer: Get rid of all this ugliness!
Mario: I’m on it.
*SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
“Take a dump where you stand”
“I almost took him out with that perfectly placed durian”
The Peach Being Destroyed After Slamming Peach With His Head Actually Cracked Me Up
I just saw that bit
Becky
It made me laugh so hard I had a mad headache after
Ok Thanks For The Funny Insight
@@CodeKirby Np Lol
Peach: trying to protect Mario
Judge: *S H U T U P*
And Mario rots to death in jail
1:56-2:01
@@1229-i1y 0:36
Peach: "Objection!"
Judge: *Peach was muted by Judge*
@@curiouscreator8806 H A
"Do you know how Mario gets the ladies"
He turns into a water form to instantly get everyone in a 50 meter radius soaking wet.
It’s mr comment man
epic
epic
Henlo comment boi
The legend is back
1: thirsty? Mario?
2: New Mario 3d All stars
3: Mario but drown
What
@@mandispece5047 get out
@@fastakeenan4699 no u
“Stop moaning you weird tentacle.”
-Failbot, CEO of Drowning
Red is impostor :v
I just saw purple vent, I will make sure to keep my one giant, reflective, yet normal eye on him.
Naw I saw brown kill green
Oh wait...
JamesalotPlays Was The Imposter
Green Kinda Sus Tho
8:28 The part where he found a door that lead to Nook's Cranny...I just straight up died xD
xX_ShadowKing_Xx I love the fact that it’s such a sloppy edit that it’s very noticeable,
Nice transition
1:50
XD 😂
9:58 The death jingle in general in this game makes me feel like the game is actively mocking me for sucking and it kinda hurts
Not to mention Mario Sunshine is kind of hard
no one:
FLUDD: *t h e* *b u t t o n*
The button
🅱 utton
buwutton
Press the
🅱️
U
T
T
O
N
That thumbnail’s just like: BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE HOSE!
**sweating**
*inflation*
Perfect
Fr
*Bianco Hills theme* “Let’s pre-tend their isn’t a terrorist on the loose right now”
Music 100
Just like the Pog in Animal Crossing, all you simply have to do with Mario
Is give him a S I P
wanna take a sip (cans from smash)
Mario’s(Failboat’s) Crimes in Sunshine:
-Assaulting police officers, civilians, The Princess, a shadow demon, and a Stu
-drowning a goopy piranha plant and Petey Pirahna while smashing him so hard it caused him him to melt into brown goop
-ripping the limbs off a giant squid before launching it into orbit
-being so ugly it caused multiple gloopy bois to jump to hard they became a puddle
-making content out of it
BREAKING NEWS:
local man drinks whole of the ocean when attacked by water monster out of spite
And freaking dies
bruh gang you know what im saying cuhzin???
@@antonymilne1346 "You can't go to jail if you're a corpse"
No actually he survived, turned out he still had one life left
0:19 Peach’s earrings have an eyeball texture.
Oh dear people should be talking about this. it's like Daisy's third eye in brawl.
Ewww
@@bobygreen8429 w h a t
Swanky already knew that.
@@bobygreen8429 I thought that was in Melee.
4:07 IVE WATCHED THIS PART SO MANY TIMES AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING???
As alpharad said “And we’ll defeat the water demon with water, that’s like going offstage as little Mac”
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaaahhahahahah
Yes he did say that
Thank you... thank you...
Which vid was that already?
*cue laugh track*
The Holy Trinity:
The Father (Stroolin’ stew)
The Son (Stooms)
And the Holy Spirit (Mooms)
The tri-force is complete
You know where can I find the art for the Stooms?
AtlanticSkies what you mean? Failboat shows Stooms on the video, but I can’t find any fanart of strollin Stu as a shine sprite
AtlanticSkies but he showed it
@@lloyd2226 in the description it says the Stuum art was made by Ceejinary.
Stock images: exist
Failboat: I’ll take your entire *stock*
What about the Dom that is also dark?
Stock image funny
SONG LYRICS:
Let’s pretend
There isn’t a
*terrorist*
On the loose
*RIGHT NOW*
"If you awe not awewe, I gwaduated cowwege." I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FRENCH FRY
“Mario doesn’t have a neck in this game”
Jontron: finally a video game for me!
Healmore hello
Failboat is just one of those UA-camrs that when he uploads everyone screams YEEEEEEEES!
I mean that’s my reaction when he uploads
yes
I'm sorry but Dan's change of emotions at 3:33 had me dying
Same XD
"Why does this guy have an actual butt..."
-Failboat 2020.
Enemy dies
Fluud: Mario you must find a way to fight it
And then there's Chunky, 9:35
2:40 Fludd is evolving!
Fludd evolved into *BRASS BEAST*
Video title was originally "Thirsty? Mario?'
About an hour later, "The New Sunshine"
A little bit later, "New 3D All Stars"
Later, "Mario but drown"
8:26 wait..... that was a hidden Animal Crossing portal? :P
alright, boat. we have to talk about that thumbnail.
The thumbnail is just the robot thing drowning mario
It's just a lil smooch.
What's wrong with the smooch?
2:53 when peach rejected mario in mario odyssey
The part were Mario crashed into peach while sliding made me Laugh so hard
“You can’t go to jail if you’re a corpse!”
-Failboat
Loving how when Petey Piranha disintegrated the auto generated subtitles thought it was an audience clapping (8:00)
If you look at peach in the starting cutscene, her earrings were replaced with her eyes due to sloppy coding. The file still exists in 3d all star’s sunshine, it’s just never used.
PEACH LOOK OUT-
*A peach exploted
Me: That's perfect!
5:35 Failboat: *drinks water* “ahh..delicious.”
Also failboat: “ alright let’s go catch a wanted criminal now shall we?”
5:36
Average day of a cop
Peach: MARIO HELP!
Failboat: plays with a durian and listens to music
“Stop moaning you tentacle”
-Failboat 2020
0:15 Are we not gonna acknowledge peaches earings?
Ok cool
"Peach sends her regards"
ARCHIMARIO NO
Welcome to another episode of "the protagonist has to deal with an annoying companion who constantly says useless tips"
Hey, don't talk about failboat like that.
@@jadaw644 I was talking about the fludd
@@ryan_1314 "That's the joke."
Hey listen
Those only come up if you consistently fail, so . . .
In case it changes, "thirsty? Mario?"
dragonfeathers_ please change
Mario is thirsty for something else.
3:47 Daniel it's H2O, 2 hydrogens and 1 oxygen.
8:36 Guys I saw Mario vent, vote him out
@Doqut sus
8:45 ever heard of inklings in nice outfits
"Let's pretend that there isn't a terrorist on the loose right now ~"
Failboat this morning: Thirsty, Mario?
Failboat at this time: Mario but drown.
Peaches earrings 0:19
Now you are also cursed with the knowledge.
Failboat without a beard feels like an alternate universe where Failboat went into IT.
Having never played any of the games and trying all of them, Sunshine is my favourite
So, just if you were wondering.. it was “thirsty Mario” and now it’s Mario but drown.
4:06 OH, ok, when Shadow Mario does these 3 steps, he gets the ladies, if I do these steps, I get arrested for "harassment" and "crimes against humanity"
Me, a local Florida man: amateur
*angy moment*
2:03 lol, what a great speech, flood did a good job.
“I remember when Failboat didn’t have a beard!”
Me: “Alright Grandma let’s get you to bed.”
Original Title: *"thirsty? Mario?"*
@@rosebud6116 It said the same thing, I just changed the uppercase T in *"Thirsty? Mario?"* to a lowercase t in *"thirsty? Mario?"*
3:38 “it’s no use” silver -06 - 17
Original title is "thirsty? mario?" Just a reminder
bruh gang you know what im saying cuhzin???
The one after that was New 3D All Stars
4:05 3 simple steps: pick up peach. Have Mario running at you. RUN! (SONIC DROWNING MUSIC PLAYS)
0:28 oh so that's how mario made Mario Galaxy
3:14 press the button button button button *B U T T O N*
To anyone saying first: ITS BLUE SHELL TIME
That's one hell of a counter
Eyea is still waiting, boat
You must locate the mad god again
Imagine being jealous over a comment with more likes than yours
@CoolFortniteKid5678
Oh wow, an 8 year old!
@CoolFortniteKid5678 Don't insult other people's taste in games and claim yours is better. I sometimes do this and it isn't right, and people can like what they like. I like A Hat In Time. You like Fortnite. The other people who comment might prefer other games. In the end we're all watching the same video of the same game and having fun.
8:02 I LOVE HOW DAN LOOKS AT MARIO LIKE “BOI VAT DID U DU”
7:35 gee i know how that feels
its a-me mario i have never went on a vacation and now i am in jail
“Nice shot!” Flashback to Donkey Kong country stream.
“That’s rough buddy.” 10:52
0:14 Im never gonna be able to forget that peach's earrings are eyeballs here
Ahhh, Super Mario Sunshine
The only game where Mario is falsely accused of a crime he didn't commit and is arrested under a corrupt government and judicial system
8:16
The Bad Ending: He didnt like G’s cut
Minecraft
It’s a meme
For those who are here after the title changed the og title was “thirsty? Mario?”
It never changed
It’s been 49 minutes since the video came out
I am aware it haven’t changed yet. I made this comment for people who saw it after it did change
The Emerald Switch if it does change
I can't argue with his logic about being a corspe
I just went and watched all of Failboat's videos from 9 years ago. He is always so happy and I love that! He has also changed a lot. Keep up the great work Failboat!
Scout main? Soda. Popper. Bonk. And sandman.
6:29 Yes, they do. Just not official ones.
"Do you ever just get onto the highest tower in town, strip into nothing but a thong, and just scream?"
Original title if he changes it: “thirsty? Mario?”
0:17
Their mouths
0:15
Peach earrings are eyeballs
2:53 peach:nooooooooo
5:54
6:43
0:11
Police Pianta: "Are you slacking off?"
Failboat: "I'm killing someone!"
4:19
B-but durians aren't healthy-
Mandjtv: hydrate or die
Failboat: hydrate or die
🤔
🤠 yeehaw eat egg send this to a single friend, or you will be slowly ripped apart limb by limb until you eventually get eternally incased in an egg anyways (I just wanted to make a useless copypasta that does nothing at all)
That thumbnail is so cursed
6:38 We need those dudes on Amazon shipping:D
Dan: you can’t go to jail if your a corpse. 0:37
Cops: throw him in anyway