The most screwed up loveline caller ever.

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2011
  • This is so bad I almost think it might be bogus but the caller sells it really well.
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  • @Nightwing20
    @Nightwing20 10 років тому +58

    wow.... when ADAM CAROLLA, an outspoken atheist, tells someone to find Jesus Christ... you know that person is screwed up!

    • @re98wlk55
      @re98wlk55 9 років тому +4

      you dont get adams intelligence. listen to more of their shows to learn. do you have a smoke alarm chirping?

    • @TheIncognitusMe
      @TheIncognitusMe 8 років тому +7

      +Nightwing20 Adam tells people to find Jesus quite a number of times. It's pretty much a joke, I think. "Finding Jesus" is kind of a metaphor for "getting right." But while it is a joke, I think Adam thinks he'd rather these people find closure through religion if it's available instead of just being tortured with failure and regret and emotional distress.

    • @Nightwing20
      @Nightwing20 8 років тому +1

      TheIncognitusMe
      I agree

    • @carewser
      @carewser 6 років тому +1

      Adam figures that some people are just so fucked up that even Jesus will be an improvement over the way they are

    • @Astinsan
      @Astinsan 6 років тому +1

      Heh heh

  • @jamesgentry13
    @jamesgentry13 3 роки тому +9

    If this call took place today Adam and Drew would be called victim shamers

  • @letsdothisiguess
    @letsdothisiguess 9 років тому +23

    adam and drew sound like the only people in her life who didnt try to exploit her or lie to her.

    • @1398go
      @1398go Рік тому +1

      I’m really sad for her.

  • @eagleye161
    @eagleye161 7 років тому +9

    "Lying to your kids?"
    "Always a bad-"
    "Good idea"
    "Always a bad-"
    "Good idea"
    ...........
    "Always a bad-"
    "Good idea"
    Classic loveline

  • @Mattyk414
    @Mattyk414 4 роки тому +6

    And when she finds a good guy- He'll be "horrible", too. I've seen it a million times. Everything "just happens" to them.

    • @MrMattyk414
      @MrMattyk414 3 роки тому +1

      @No Name
      Hope she sees this.

  • @RaaasNG
    @RaaasNG 10 років тому +21

    Hyster at an onion shed

  • @lckyphx17
    @lckyphx17 12 років тому +3

    Busted up when Adam told her to go find jesus christ.

  • @Tomer1776
    @Tomer1776 12 років тому +5

    I thought about the TV show "Daria" toward the ending. That's because of the magazine/TV show she used to read/watch. "Sick Sad World".

  • @kellymercredie6102
    @kellymercredie6102 8 років тому +5

    This poor lady, hope she's doing ok, god bless you, imma pray for you!

  • @sickynar5652
    @sickynar5652 11 років тому +3

    I almost thought what she was gonna say next was that she has no legs!

  • @Flamo353
    @Flamo353 12 років тому +3

    I think the guy that was addicted to having sex with a male goat was the most screwed up.

  • @sonyaoster1
    @sonyaoster1 4 роки тому +3

    If adam corolla tells you to find Jesus.... You have issues 😂🤣

  • @nccrawford
    @nccrawford 11 років тому +4

    Hyster is the brand name of the forklift she was talking about.

  • @lusitanus6504
    @lusitanus6504 10 років тому +8

    I was buying the story up until the CANCER. Jesus!

  • @wildmikefilms
    @wildmikefilms 7 років тому

    I just recently listened to this in a full episode

  • @hinkhall5291
    @hinkhall5291 4 місяці тому +1

    This call just gets worse every 15 seconds.

  • @Austinole11
    @Austinole11 Рік тому +1

    “He drives the highsters at an onion shed”
    “………….”

  • @pbmdh
    @pbmdh 11 років тому +3

    good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea, good idea

  • @jameslawrencehackett8775
    @jameslawrencehackett8775 7 років тому +5

    lol when they argue over lying to kids. back and forth like 10 times. in the middle of this kind of call lol. anyways. hope she is ok.

  • @derekphillips653
    @derekphillips653 9 років тому +20

    Dr. Drew and adam arent needlessly rude, they are dealing with the dredge of the earth and becoming frustrated in the process. I didnt hear anything that sounded rude from either of them. If anything, they should have straight up told this woman that she is way too screwed up to even attempt to raise a child, and that anything she does is going to result in the child's own lack of self esteem and sense of self, at least until she gets her own life and issues in order.

    • @Astinsan
      @Astinsan 6 років тому

      Derek Phillips dredge of the earth.. nobody is perfect. They are just helping. They are angels. Fixing this isn’t smooth and nice and easy

  • @wolfinwool
    @wolfinwool 12 років тому +1

    Hyster is evidently a brand name for a forklift.

  • @DesertArizona
    @DesertArizona 11 років тому +8

    I'm starting to think that was a prank call.

  • @052096blake
    @052096blake 8 років тому +5

    Wow Adam turned someone to Jesus.. Lmao

  • @SolomonJonesIsBack
    @SolomonJonesIsBack 12 років тому +2

    The worst part is I don't think she's just making this up for her call, I think it's a true call about lies that she tells people around her and herself in her actual life. This is the grown up version of the girl in high school who told everyone that lied about being raped - and I don't mean having consensual sex and saying it was rape, I mean completely making it up. I could be totally wrong and this is just the feeling I get, but she needs to be a victim to justify the way her life is.

  • @Astinsan
    @Astinsan 6 років тому +3

    Heyster is a brand owned by CAT.

  • @carmend1665
    @carmend1665 11 років тому

    Wow, the title did not disappoint. Cancer, rape, doesn't know to call things a forklift, police corruption, 5 year old daughter being raped, Adam telling somebody to find Jesus... I'm getting chills from having listened to this

  • @SolomonJonesIsBack
    @SolomonJonesIsBack 12 років тому +4

    Sadly there's a lot of inconsistencies in her story. Saying that SHE pressed charges doesn't make sense, only the district attorney can file charges. And it doesn't matter if her town is small, rape charges wouldn't be filed by them, like county or state police.

    • @YoungNino2017
      @YoungNino2017 Рік тому

      She also claims she was on birth control and using condoms... yet she has 3 kids.... sooooo, that can't be true.

    • @treeinside
      @treeinside Рік тому +1

      Yes sounded fishy. And the immediate counter answers for everything just didn't ring true.

  • @Zero11zero1zero
    @Zero11zero1zero 10 років тому +1

    I'm in Houston...Montrose specifically. They're EVERYWHERE lately.

  • @jonathanm426
    @jonathanm426 2 роки тому

    Don't call them call that family member who doesn't like you but gives you the answers you don't want.

  • @fasteddie4145
    @fasteddie4145 11 років тому +1

    she only needs a hair-lip and a unibrow to complete the set.....

  • @Flamo353
    @Flamo353 12 років тому

    poor girl, life just fucked up, feel bad that no one can do anything to fix it

  • @Boulberhane
    @Boulberhane 12 років тому +1

    and that's a fake caller.

  • @Anactofgod
    @Anactofgod 11 років тому

    Holy shit this woman is unbelievable

  • @gunslingrr6
    @gunslingrr6 11 років тому

    Excellent

  • @SarsecPally
    @SarsecPally 12 років тому +4

    That was almost Phil Hendrie level over-the-top.

  • @buddhika216
    @buddhika216 12 років тому

    has to be bogus

  • @BLUEGENE13
    @BLUEGENE13 4 роки тому

    god help this women

  • @bigchuchi
    @bigchuchi 11 років тому +1

    this is too fucked up to be real

  • @gabechristensen6729
    @gabechristensen6729 2 роки тому

    Ya get it on

  • @jdrubin89
    @jdrubin89 12 років тому +3

    and I have cancer!

  • @long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy
    @long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy 10 років тому +1

    oh for real? holla kid, im in the montrose too!!
    but yeah, houston cops are vile. "to protect and serve ...1400 Lubbock"!!!
    the real problem lies with our district attorney, and state attorney general. both offices are actually unconstitutional because they stand as institutions to protect the govt against injuries it commits against us. but those two mf-ers are psychopathic as all hell. just pure evil. both of them.
    I was soooo happy when I learned the previous DA died of cancer :-)

  • @youngcato718
    @youngcato718 8 років тому

    Oh my...

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 Рік тому

    This will sound mean, but.. We all know someone like her, no matter what happened to you, she's going to tell you something worse that happened to her. One-uppers are exhausting to talk to lmao

  • @EllysaE
    @EllysaE 11 років тому

    Ok say what now

  • @ManOfAKind
    @ManOfAKind 12 років тому +1

    find jesus christ and start watching crank yankers....i wanna go to hawaii...yaaayyyy!

  • @EddieWinebauer
    @EddieWinebauer 12 років тому +4

    420 views. goodtimes

  • @growthandunderstanding
    @growthandunderstanding 10 років тому +4

    Back in the Poorman days, there was humor in the show, but not the vitriol and condescension. Dr. Drew used to be the image of an ideal doctor, but in the last ten years, he has also become excessively mean spirited and needlessly rude. I understand the reason for the frustration/anger, but if he can't deal with it, then he should do something else.

    • @papasandbeer45
      @papasandbeer45 10 років тому +4

      he has been doing this for a long ass time. hes jaded, rich and is probably tired of so many of these dumbos.

    • @growthandunderstanding
      @growthandunderstanding 10 років тому +5

      ***** Exactly! And in the process, he's become an a-hole. If he can't hack it anymore it's better to find someone new.

    • @re98wlk55
      @re98wlk55 9 років тому +3

      youre speaking to yourself. go do something else. drew and adam rock!!!!

    • @DevilDoc1988
      @DevilDoc1988 Рік тому

      I did notice in the 2002/3ish episodes he comes off short, quickly annoyed, and irritated with a lot of callers but usually gave a good effort to help every caller

  • @Mudslinger200433sox
    @Mudslinger200433sox 11 років тому

    Always

  • @DesertArizona
    @DesertArizona 11 років тому

    :(
    Poor girl... This makes me sad... I have this instinct to go protect her...

  • @long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy
    @long-timelistenerfirst-t-us2yy 10 років тому

    evil-ass town with diabolical cops? SHE MUST LIVE IN ANYTOWN, USA!!!

    ...but mostly just anytown, texas :-(

    ... ...Houston, im looking at you...

  • @TiaSaysSo
    @TiaSaysSo 12 років тому +1

    Something a bit off about this caller.One would expect a woman with this kind of story to be sobbing a lot and seem very emotional,but she seems very controlled.No mention of any of her other female companions like a mother or sister.And her reason for calling seems so trivial compared her whole story,she called in to ask what she should tell her 3 year old son who asks about his father.

  • @makinbacon855
    @makinbacon855 11 років тому

    haha WTFF :O

  • @kdemon17
    @kdemon17 12 років тому

    @mrbigsack 863 LOL

  • @Racye-bf7vn
    @Racye-bf7vn 8 років тому +1

    Fake....

    • @savage.7625
      @savage.7625 8 років тому +2

      +Racye1911 No, The show is real people. You just don't realize how stupid people really are. This is a perfect clip to show how dumb people really are as well as how well Drew and Adam work with each other. A classic Loveline call.

    • @8DEHART
      @8DEHART 7 років тому

      George Walser hey George, shadddappp will ya

  • @Goobian
    @Goobian Рік тому

    For the people in the comments saying this must be fake, congratulations you are part of the reason why rapists dont get convicted.
    This happens all the time and people say oh they are lying. Thats part of the problem gaslighting victims.

  • @Hye5oul
    @Hye5oul 10 років тому

    find jesus christ sweetheart.
    god wants you to have that baby. sure. sure thing kid.
    well, you did as great of a job as I did. and it was all shit!
    oh. You expect me to set everything straight? Make things right?
    Well, ok. Sure thing. I'll be over there in a heart beat.

  • @greghuffman3061
    @greghuffman3061 10 років тому +5

    I don't like that Adam encourages people to find Jesus.

    • @wheelz8132
      @wheelz8132 10 років тому +8

      You know he's an atheist, right?

    • @greghuffman3061
      @greghuffman3061 10 років тому

      Yes, I do, which means it makes even less sense.

    • @grasd2
      @grasd2 10 років тому +17

      Greg Huffman Have you considered that you're stupid?

    • @greghuffman3061
      @greghuffman3061 10 років тому

      Is that an attempt at an argument or are you incapable of that level of maturity, so you decide to toss out ad hominem attacks because you can't quite formulate a rational argument? But by all means don't let me dissuade you from refusing to think, but rather relying on your emotions: "Arg me mad, but not sure why, me think greg is dum dum, but why? who cares i call him stupid. case settled" Was that the cognitive event that went down?

    • @grasd2
      @grasd2 10 років тому +6

      Greg Huffman You're the one that is unable to make sense of a comedian that is an atheist jokingly telling a complete loser to find Jesus. You know that Adam is an atheist. You know that he's a comedian. But somehow you can't complete the great leap forward in your head and realize that he's joking.
      You said something that sounds completely stupid to anyone that will read it. You could have done yourself some good to make any kind of point instead of just saying "I don't like that the comedian guy said something that would indicate that he isn't serious, I don't understand that."