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  • @joeybtoonz
    @joeybtoonz  Рік тому +234

    Go to buyraycon.com/JOEYB for 15% off your order!
    Discount also valid for wild bison looking to relax to their favorite tunes after a day of incapacitating encroaching tourists.

    • @valmel58
      @valmel58 Рік тому +6

      Lol I love you 😂❤

    • @yapandasoftware
      @yapandasoftware Рік тому +2

      Life is not given... it's won...

    • @GaiaMiranda
      @GaiaMiranda Рік тому +5

      Two sets of raycon earbuds and both of them had one earbud of the set go out the last one. Out of both sets I used them only two dozen times and they were taken care of in a good way. I contacted them and they gave me one replacement which is why I had the second pair which didn't last very long before the left earbud again stopped working. I looked it up online and sure enough there other people like myself that had the same exact problem. The final outcome? They won't give me a replacement again they said they already gave me one. So I spent $100 for two dozen uses of earbuds. Although the people were nice to talk to you over the phone their product is not a very good one and it doesn't give you a very good music listening experience anyway I just wanted them for exercise. I really think you should reconsider getting a different sponsor for your videos something in the product that has some quality and Longevity to it. Just my two cents. Look into what I'm saying searched for yourself and you see it's not just a fluke. SMH

    • @GaiaMiranda
      @GaiaMiranda Рік тому

      It should read the left earbud, not the last earbud. For some reason I don't have the ability to edit the original post

    • @bartsavagewood9055
      @bartsavagewood9055 Рік тому +1

      Easiest way to cull the herd

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj Рік тому +1669

    The phone check mid stumble just blew my mind. The addiction to her phone is more potent than her basic fight or flight survival instinct. Absolutely amazing.

    • @NoWayOut55
      @NoWayOut55 Рік тому

      Hell!
      It's her ass because of her stoopidity!

    • @WildBikerBill
      @WildBikerBill Рік тому +58

      The magic moment her head should have gotten smacked from behind.

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx Рік тому

      Humans have been re-programmed... And that's where I welcome natural selection with open arms!

    • @derealized797
      @derealized797 Рік тому

      These videos are all evidence of something very, very important. We desperately need to bring back natural selection. It's been far too long without it. Not only that, but we're now doing the opposite of what we need to, where we reward these the mental defectives, make them rich and give them attention. People can cry about "global warming" and 1st world BS all they want but the real solution is obvious. We need to reverse this.v

    • @bjeffrey1863
      @bjeffrey1863 Рік тому +1

      Stupidity is off the charts she has the life expectancy of a toilet bug

  • @dreadnoughtus2598
    @dreadnoughtus2598 Рік тому +4175

    The biggest problem is that if a Bisson ends up killing one of these morons, it's the Bisson that also loses its life. That just doesn't seem fair to me. There should be a, 'Stand your ground' rule for animals that are constantly bothered by people.

    • @nuzza9543
      @nuzza9543 Рік тому +380

      Exactly right, same goes for shark attacks. People get injured or die to a shark, "oh no, we need to hunt down and kill that shark", yet the shark was there first, it is their waters.

    • @JohnPaul-jn1fo
      @JohnPaul-jn1fo Рік тому

      Agree bisons are awesome, these people are morons.

    • @perrycoffey5410
      @perrycoffey5410 Рік тому

      There not morons they have been brainwashed stop calling people that you piece of fucking shit

    • @machetefreddy2851
      @machetefreddy2851 Рік тому +223

      All part of punishing the victim.👍 The American way.

    • @machetefreddy2851
      @machetefreddy2851 Рік тому +171

      The Bison is the victim.

  • @gcm747
    @gcm747 11 місяців тому +78

    I always stare incredulously at people who happily meander in front of cars as if there’s no consequence to being hit by something that weighs 3,500 lbs. I often think ‘you wouldn’t be walking in front of a full grown elephant if it was charging you’. Turns out, people are that stupid.

    • @dodoboodrough6044
      @dodoboodrough6044 4 місяці тому +6

      How about the ones who walk out in front of your vehicle looking at the phones totally oblivious to where they are.

    • @Nobodyneedsabodyanymore
      @Nobodyneedsabodyanymore 20 днів тому

      Unfortunately pedestrians have right of way. And they use it.

    • @klowen7778
      @klowen7778 4 дні тому

      For sure, and also let's not forget that they can vote... and what's more, it counts exactly the same as your vote?!

  • @chilidrummer8333
    @chilidrummer8333 Рік тому +1794

    „I could listen to this over and over on a loop“
    I think we all agree on this

    • @420monster6
      @420monster6 Рік тому +37

      I literally replayed that part over 4 times. It just gets funnier!

    • @AGirlHasNoName1.618
      @AGirlHasNoName1.618 Рік тому

      ...natural selection is real :)

    • @ElveeKaye
      @ElveeKaye Рік тому +23

      I want to see more, I want to hear more of her screams! 😆 Looks like she went right into a bunch of prickly shrubs, which is hilarious, she didn't want to go through the bushes! 🤣

    • @WickedParanoid
      @WickedParanoid Рік тому +21

      I kinda want to see the outcome. Hearing isn't good enough. Call me messed up for all I care, I still want to see it through.

    • @mr.commonsense
      @mr.commonsense Рік тому +7

      Automatic ringtone

  • @gchill1981
    @gchill1981 Рік тому +3481

    I feel bad for those bisons

  • @jordan-mn6yy
    @jordan-mn6yy Рік тому +225

    This mans channel is literally psychological therapy. Thanks you for your service

  • @braxtonrosato1991
    @braxtonrosato1991 Рік тому +709

    What’s even crazier is that there’s signs everywhere in Yellowstone and other national parks that repeatedly tell you not to get close to the animals

    • @KanXibChaac
      @KanXibChaac Рік тому

      You think these people don't know how to read? Or what's the point you are trying to make? You clearly do not understand that these idiots are doing it because they want validation and attention on social media

    • @luc8254
      @luc8254 Рік тому +45

      But how are people supposed to get them good Instagram pics of they don't come close??

    • @braxtonrosato1991
      @braxtonrosato1991 Рік тому +14

      @@luc8254 I say we go to the people’s houses and ogle them and then when they get upset get even closer to them in their bathtub

    • @nancydemoss2945
      @nancydemoss2945 Рік тому

      These simpletons can't read. Or they gradiated the 3rd grade with Jethro Bodine. 🤪

    • @blobbertmcblob4888
      @blobbertmcblob4888 Рік тому

      A lot of these people are from other countries (mostly Asian countries by the looks of it) where most, if not all of the large mega-fauna have been wiped out or are relegated to extreme wilderness where no one goes. They think National parks are the same thing as zoos.

  • @Jonnygurudesigns
    @Jonnygurudesigns Рік тому +902

    These types are so protected they dont understand danger when its right in front of them.

    • @recration
      @recration Рік тому +38

      VERY good observation and its true.

    • @johnbravo1034
      @johnbravo1034 Рік тому +41

      The world exists for their Instagram followers….

    • @chrisabikhalil1774
      @chrisabikhalil1774 Рік тому +5

      Spot on !

    • @777Kiq
      @777Kiq Рік тому +7

      Which animal are you talking about? Both are dangerous and numb!

    • @willthechill3992
      @willthechill3992 Рік тому +1

      ​@@777KiqBison are smarter than humans...

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 Рік тому +126

    It's much rarer now, but going back a decade or two we lost a few tourists to crocodile attacks when they stupidly ignored the warnings from Rangers and tour guides. Not sure why they came to the Top End, but swimming in the ALLIGATOR River has never been on my bucket list.

    • @dodoboodrough6044
      @dodoboodrough6044 4 місяці тому

      Was it Crocs, or Gators?

    • @arthurwatts1680
      @arthurwatts1680 4 місяці тому +6

      @@dodoboodrough6044 saltwater crocodiles - we don't have alligators in Australia. Somewhere between Thailand, New Guinea and Northern Australia, real world monsters continue to eat people.

    • @dodoboodrough6044
      @dodoboodrough6044 4 місяці тому +2

      @@arthurwatts1680 My bad I read where you said Alligator river...WHOOPS!

    • @arthurwatts1680
      @arthurwatts1680 4 місяці тому

      @@dodoboodrough6044 no problem.

  • @farmerpete5936
    @farmerpete5936 Рік тому +1221

    I like it when the woman said "Oh my god, he's bleeding". They were laughing and thought the Bison were cute and funny. Then when it gets annoyed and acts like the wild animal it is, they act shocked and horror struck. Blaming the Bison for the man hitting his head on the ground and getting cut. Ya can't fix stupid.

    • @Emppu_T.
      @Emppu_T. Рік тому +30

      I wonder if they sued the park because of their bison

    • @piscinaiv7937
      @piscinaiv7937 Рік тому +41

      @@Emppu_T. I guarantee the park rules dictate a FAFO at your own risk disclaimer somewhere.

    • @Tecolote41
      @Tecolote41 Рік тому +17

      @@piscinaiv7937And this stuff being on film helps too so you can see the dummies never kept their distance like you are supposed to- huh… wonder why we are told to keep distance from wild animals. 🤪

    • @hansemannluchter643
      @hansemannluchter643 Рік тому +31

      Bisons can fix stupid..

    • @wimeatsworld
      @wimeatsworld Рік тому +15

      The way that bison went at him was beyond held back. I wouldn't be surprised if he feel bc he just lost his balance.

  • @noobgod9529
    @noobgod9529 Рік тому +649

    Darwin Award Winners

    • @sofascialistadankulamegado1781
      @sofascialistadankulamegado1781 Рік тому +37

      Nominees *
      The winners don't have the capacity to realise that they had won.

    • @I-SOY-SMART
      @I-SOY-SMART Рік тому

      @@sofascialistadankulamegado1781 kkkkk

    • @noobgod9529
      @noobgod9529 Рік тому +7

      @@sofascialistadankulamegado1781 in my heart they have already won

    • @KristopherBaker
      @KristopherBaker Рік тому

      to win the darwin award you must have died or at least no longer able to reproduce

    • @mgdarenz
      @mgdarenz Рік тому

      Stop repeating idiotic phrases you read on the internet. Natural selection among humans has never been proven.

  • @ennohoock154
    @ennohoock154 Рік тому +30

    We had a tourist a while back that decided to pose amongst some lions. He died. What an idiot.

  • @OscarOverlanding
    @OscarOverlanding Рік тому +297

    I just watched a video of 3 young ladies who were being arrested for shop lifting and the whole time they were staring at their phones. Even in hand cuffs they continued looking at their phones.....We are doomed as a society.

    • @chrisnoname2725
      @chrisnoname2725 Рік тому +80

      Probably looking for an app to remove the handcuffs

    • @rizzochuenringe669
      @rizzochuenringe669 Рік тому +11

      Take my life but not my phone!

    • @Edmlady92
      @Edmlady92 Рік тому +6

      Yup. We are doomed.

    • @giampaolomannucci8281
      @giampaolomannucci8281 Рік тому +3

      care to share the video, please?

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 Рік тому +2

      @@giampaolomannucci8281 you can't put links to external sites such as prn hub (where you'd find that video), else youtube will delete your comments

  • @belikereepicheep
    @belikereepicheep Рік тому +346

    I used to live within 2 hours of Yellowstone. One year a woman set her toddler on the back of a bison while it was resting and took a picture. The bison then got angry as she was taking the kid off it's back, and charged the first person it saw (some man who was standing nearby, he had to climb a tree but he got away). By the time the park ranger arrived to see what happened, she had already taken her child and left.
    The amount of stupidity is ASTOUNDING in Yellowstone. I don't know what it is about that park that attracts so many morons every year but it's like a daily occurrence.

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron Рік тому +10

      Like old faithful

    • @reilysmith5187
      @reilysmith5187 Рік тому +30

      It seems that Yellowstone is only dangerous because some idiot will aggravate the bison and possibly charge at you for being close. More dangerous than the animal itself.

    • @lfarru
      @lfarru Рік тому +34

      I'm not American. Can you guys make laws so you punish those idiots who get so near to wild animals?

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron Рік тому +22

      @@lfarru it's already on the books. 25 yards for regular wildlife, 100 yds for bears and wolves.

    • @ohno7582
      @ohno7582 Рік тому +20

      Disney movies caused this.

  • @Kr0nicDragon
    @Kr0nicDragon Рік тому +35

    I see a bison and I’m thinkin’ “wow that thing is big, think I’ll just keep some distance from that mound of muscle I can’t predict the actions of”. I can’t even imagine the amount wind passing through the heads of these people.

  • @everready19373
    @everready19373 Рік тому +419

    I was born and raised in Ohio. I go out west every other year or so. I see those morons all over the place. Starting long, difficult hikes mid afternoon, no emergency gear or extra food. Just a water bottle, lip balm and of course, their cell phone. I can't imagine what it's like being a park ranger and having to rescue those idiots all of the time.

    • @RealMTBAddict
      @RealMTBAddict Рік тому +47

      Same here, Cincinnati.
      Moved to Colorado and see people hiking with their dogs with no water. Dogs are panting like crazy. Dogs are like trophies here.

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому +2

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

    • @EyeSeeThruYou
      @EyeSeeThruYou Рік тому

      Come to Florida next, I'll show you stupid touristas and newbies doing stooopid 💩 you can't even imagine, usually involving harassment of wildlife in some manner 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @ianfravel5756
      @ianfravel5756 Рік тому +23

      If I am a park ranger, I would just let the idiots suffer the consequences and not rescue them. That is their fault for not keeping their distance from wildlife and coming prepared. That is why this is survival of the fittest.

    • @novelaego2404
      @novelaego2404 Рік тому +3

      people suck in Ohio too tho its a worldwide phenomenon

  • @Hjaelteomslag
    @Hjaelteomslag Рік тому +423

    I'm fine with these people putting themselves at risk as long as I get to see the results.

    • @davesmith826
      @davesmith826 Рік тому +12

      The results would be much more satisfying if they were let loose on the plains of sub-Saharan Africa. There large grazing animals like buffalo do not so much tolerate people as gore them to death - all the time. The lone males are the most dangerous. Ousted from their herds, they spend their lives being hunted by lions. To say they are dangerous is an understatement, but they're not nearly as dangerous as hippos, which almost look cute when trotting on the ground until they catch you and bite you in half!

    • @Eggzy-b7f
      @Eggzy-b7f Рік тому +1

      #JoeyBToonz

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

    • @guaceldono7231
      @guaceldono7231 Рік тому

      @@davesmith826 Very accurate, seen African Buffalo anger fits in person. You DO NOT mess with them. They kill many, many people like these idiots every year.

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 Рік тому

      Take your like for cracking up my family with this line!🤣👍

  • @Super_Chief
    @Super_Chief 11 місяців тому +46

    I live in Yellowstone National Park year-around. You would not believe the stupidity that I see here on a daily basis. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at the narration in this video. It’s exactly what the locals here are all thinking when we see stuff like this every day. Thanks for voicing our collective opinion! 😉

    • @mszhellfyre5743
      @mszhellfyre5743 7 місяців тому +1

      Question if you can answer ? Why are baby bison put down if someone touches it or it's separated from its herd?
      Can't it just be taken to a rescue or rehab facility?
      It always makes me so sad when I hear about it.

  • @ryanhoward8694
    @ryanhoward8694 Рік тому +654

    I’m just fascinated by these animals.
    The bison are interesting, too.

  • @margaretthatcher6828
    @margaretthatcher6828 Рік тому +820

    I live by Yellowstone....we love seeing this kind of thing. People are sooooo stupid!

    • @SEPK09
      @SEPK09 Рік тому +14

      easy meal. ;)

    • @lubystkaolamonola529
      @lubystkaolamonola529 Рік тому +25

      Time to start doing drinking game each time a bison bounces someone. :D

    • @GREG_Khar-NÜ-Metalhead2000
      @GREG_Khar-NÜ-Metalhead2000 Рік тому +7

      Do u see sum hobo in a trailer preaching about end of the world on the future

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss Рік тому +13

      How's Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo?

    • @perrycoffey5410
      @perrycoffey5410 Рік тому

      How about stop calling people stupid you inconsiderate pos

  • @vidydvici
    @vidydvici Рік тому +28

    i should not be watching this while drinking something... Joey's blunt humor is just the best haha

  • @christrudell7966
    @christrudell7966 Рік тому +159

    " These things don't like you."
    Great line 😂

    • @dearbrad1996
      @dearbrad1996 Рік тому +5

      I don't like them. I never go out in case I'm like an unfortunate bison. Those poor animals just can't escape the human trash

    • @christrudell7966
      @christrudell7966 Рік тому +2

      @@dearbrad1996 good one!

    • @FelipeGomes-s7u
      @FelipeGomes-s7u Рік тому

      We've come to evolve in such a retarded way that we are curious about natural stuff and animals. It's very weird. Looking at those ladies driving a car not understanding personal space which is something any animal that supposedly is dumber than us, understands. We look very unnatural if you ask.

    • @koczisek
      @koczisek Рік тому

      Me no like them either. Why it isn't allowed for me to just bite them?

    • @christrudell7966
      @christrudell7966 Рік тому

      @@koczisek 🤣

  • @jakemoeller7850
    @jakemoeller7850 Рік тому +92

    My ex and I worked on the Alaska pipeline in the 70s. On a drive to Anchorage we encountered a group of cars stopped along the road. Curious, we got out of the car to see a group of people filming a guy feeding a big, wild bear. We left before any mauling began.

    • @billwilliams9362
      @billwilliams9362 Рік тому +4

      I remember that gas line , we had similar one here in Western Australia and yours inspired me to apply for a job on it which i got but unfortunately i was impatient and got another job while waiting on a Jack Up oil rig 300 klm off the coast . Such memories 😄 hahahaha 🇦🇺 🪃👍

    • @jakemoeller7850
      @jakemoeller7850 Рік тому +1

      @@billwilliams9362 • Great memories of hard work and lots of energy in our younger years. And, good pay!

    • @Soundbrigade
      @Soundbrigade Рік тому +4

      So Gary Larson-esque.

    • @billwilliams9362
      @billwilliams9362 Рік тому

      @jakemoeller7850 absolutely . I should have kept some of that money 💰 hahahaha 🇦🇺 🪃👍

    • @emilygrace703
      @emilygrace703 Рік тому +1

      Don’t leave us hangin’ like that bruv. Even though you left, surely you found out what really happened? Inquiring minds wanna know 😅

  • @davej7458
    @davej7458 Рік тому +74

    I was in the Black Hills of South Dakota and watched a man drive his jeep out on to the prairie among the Bison. He was getting in between the animals the bull decided that he needed to do something. He hooked his head on one side of the Jeep and tipped it over. The driver got out and climbed onto the top of the upside down jeep. We watched until the herd of bison moved away. Then we drove out, picked him up, and gave him a lift to a place with a phone. He thought the animals were too dangerous, something needed to be done about them.
    We were impressed with his stupidity.

    • @fluorite1965
      @fluorite1965 9 місяців тому +19

      How dare the bison graze on their own turf.

    • @Words-of-encouragement.-.
      @Words-of-encouragement.-. 6 місяців тому +17

      He was right though…something does need to be done about them. LEAVE THEM TF ALONE!!

    • @Unklable777
      @Unklable777 5 місяців тому +3

      Tourons !!

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 3 місяці тому +7

      Shame on you. It's common knowledge to let nature take its course. Should have left him out there

    • @fraskf6765
      @fraskf6765 3 місяці тому +3

      Why dd you drive him back? As soon as he opened his rebard mouth to say that something must be done he should walk back.

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie Рік тому +198

    That bison is a Saint handing out free lessons in self-awareness.

    • @nsob8897
      @nsob8897 Рік тому +5

      I dont know about anyone else but this is my favorite comment. Hahaha

    • @TheKitchenerLeslie
      @TheKitchenerLeslie Рік тому +2

      @@nsob8897 Thanks, brother!

  • @screensamurai1076
    @screensamurai1076 Рік тому +80

    My dad lived in Wyoming for most of youth and early adulthood. He said he would go with his friends to Yellowstone and watch tourists try to get close to the bison. He said that sometimes they would attack, and it was funny.

    • @vipermad358
      @vipermad358 Місяць тому

      I'm sorry your dad had to live in Wyoming. 😂

    • @screensamurai1076
      @screensamurai1076 Місяць тому

      @@vipermad358 Yeah, he moved to a different country when he finished college.

  • @Subguy686
    @Subguy686 Рік тому +6

    “Did ya hear that? I got a feeling you’re goin’ right back in ‘em.” That’s the best line of the video and he had a lot of good ones.

  • @tonyleblanc7302
    @tonyleblanc7302 Рік тому +37

    I live in Jasper, Alberta. I work at a resort and once had to warn a guest not to try and shoo a bull elk off the golf course so that they could tee off. They didn’t listen. Elk got pissed and turned over the guest’s golf cart, ruining some of their clubs. They asked if the resort has any insurance for such an incident. I just put my AirPods back in before he finished the question, and continued with my day.

  • @caliente-frio3966
    @caliente-frio3966 Рік тому +6

    0:21 this has become one of the more disturbing byproducts of this smartphone age. People have become more concerned with their phones, and getting footage, than their overall safety and the safety of others.
    I saw a video not too long ago on some American news channel. It showed some teenagers managing to escape from a school shooter. Basically, there was a group of students who had barricaded themselves in a classroom, and some brave student was dealing with a "cop" outside the door. It turned out it wasn't a cop, but was the shooter pretending to be a cop (they sussed him out because the shooter accidentally said, "Bro.") When they realised this, some other brave student opened a window and told everyone to get out. It's a nice story, and there were a lot of positive comments praising the kids. However, nobody seemed to notice what I was seeing - the f***ing TikTok watermark on the video. So, rather than having any survival instincts, this person's first instinct is to whip our her phone and film it? What if the shooter had come in and shot her? Do you think her parents would be happy knowing that their daughter spent her last moments on earth recording a f***ing TikTok video for likes? It's absurd.
    There was another video I saw a year or two ago. It was an assassination attempt on Argentinian Vice President Cristina Kirchner. It looked like she was walking into a hotel, as she shook hands and greeted a bunch of people stood behind a barrier. You see all these people filming her as she slowly walks past and greets them. I remember there was this one girl in the video who was filming her. Kirchner got right in front of her. Then, once Kirchner walked past her and moved on the next person, she was immediately looking at her phone to see how the video came out. She was completely unaware that a man on her right had pulled out a gun. Luckily, the gun didn't go off and nobody was harmed. A scuffle ensued as some brave men (not glued to their smartphone screens) wrestled the assassin. However, there were _still_ people with their phones out, oblivious to what was going on, raising their phones higher to get their footage of Kirchner. Other than the three or four men wrestling the shooter, there was no sense of danger in the crowd. Nobody's survival instincts were kicking in. Is it really worth taking a stray bullet to chest to get a video of the Vice President to share on your Instagram Story?
    I guess people care more about likes now than their own life.

  • @UserName23567
    @UserName23567 Рік тому +6

    0:26 phone addiction at its finest

  • @Project_2501
    @Project_2501 Рік тому +194

    Regarding the clip at 2:23 - I find it always so hilarious how a lot women in distress fall into this cliche soap opera state of hysteria and making it worse for themselves. Nobody is around except a wild animal that wants to F you up, yet you still need to make a scene.

    • @auggiedoggie83
      @auggiedoggie83 Рік тому +7

      😂😂

    • @jimmy.pProductions
      @jimmy.pProductions Рік тому +4

      Ha😄so true

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому +2

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

    • @PepperoniSlacks
      @PepperoniSlacks Рік тому

      Wow you're so tough sitting behind you're keyboard. im sure if you were being attacked by a wild animal you'd be an exemplar of clear-headed stoic control...gtfoh

    • @DrDeuteron
      @DrDeuteron Рік тому

      That’s and evolutionary response. Women can’t fight and they’re needed to make babies, so they evolved to fall down and scream. Men have evolved to find it the most annoying sounds possible so they jump into action. Balls are cheap, wombs are not…I mean before civilization and stuff. Now it’s just this.

  • @OgdenM
    @OgdenM Рік тому +31

    I once had a close encounter with a herd of free range cows on a trail near a lake. They had came out of a forest and were going down to the lake to get water.
    I had been around cows that lived in a pasture as a kid. They were all either friendly or just standoffish.
    These free range cows wanted nothing to do with me. I at first was like, "oh we can share the trail, they are cows after all." and started getting closer to them to walk alongside them.
    Then one stopped, turned around and stared at me while I was still like 20 feet away... Totally blocking the trail.
    It quickly became clear that it was telling me to wait until rest of the heard had passed.
    It wasn't even a bull either.
    I'm pretty sure the thing would have charged if I got any closer.
    And it was doubly scary because I had a dog with me. Luckily she was a VERY well trained dog and just sat chilling with me for like 10 mins while the herd of cows walked past.
    Animals are Super easy to read.
    Rule of thumb is don't get within 20-25 feet of them.

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 9 місяців тому +3

      Most predators won’t even mess with you if you follow that rule. We’re not worth their effort, unless it’s real hungry or lives in a truly sparse environment, like a polar bear.

    • @gretchenoppriecht3726
      @gretchenoppriecht3726 5 місяців тому +1

      Literally what every sign and ranger say - keep the distance wide!!

    • @CogentConsult
      @CogentConsult 2 місяці тому

      25 feet can be covered by most big game animals in 1 second. Humans can only cover 10 feet in that time. Your advice is bad. 100 feet is still too close. An uncle owned a buffalo farm, and I was there often.

  • @2022irons
    @2022irons 2 місяці тому +4

    1:53 Attention children, please do not leave your parent unattended while bothering the bison; enjoy the bison, parents! *(Horse neighs)*

  • @Greenscyth22
    @Greenscyth22 Рік тому +178

    I don't feel bad saying that every year I hope I see a report of a Bison absolutely stomping out a tourist.

    • @gustavabensberg4260
      @gustavabensberg4260 Рік тому

      a Human* not just tourists that are stupid..

    • @Andermander429
      @Andermander429 Рік тому

      Only if they were the ones as idiotic as the ones in this video

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice Рік тому +13

      As a Canadian who at least sees the "1 American killed while photographing moose" while up here warms my heart. Idiots don't only come from far away lands. They are domestic too.

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

  • @rhess10
    @rhess10 Рік тому +36

    These people confirm the phrase "if you're going to be dumb, you gotta be tough."
    And I'll wager these people get tougher every day.

  • @johnpearcey
    @johnpearcey Рік тому +7

    Best commentary I've heard in years!

  • @simplastic
    @simplastic Рік тому +289

    Just came back from Bali, Indonesia. We went to a monkey sanctuary in Ubud and it was forbidden to bring bottles or snacks to feed the monkeys inside. But you know how it goes... and American dude with the looks of a Chad and loud af to get some attention was there taking selfies while giving beer to monkeys. Some people just can't

    • @tim265
      @tim265 Рік тому +27

      ah bali, the land of narcissists

    • @milkman7459
      @milkman7459 Рік тому +33

      And probably when the monkeys start to snatch his phone or start to attack , he whould start to scream like a little girl and when some one asks him why did the monkeys attack him he will say "i dont know brah , theese mankies are mean, its not my fault".

    • @milkman7459
      @milkman7459 Рік тому

      ​@@tim265and idiots

    • @bartobruintjes7056
      @bartobruintjes7056 Рік тому +2

      @@tim265 Tell!

    • @chrisnoname2725
      @chrisnoname2725 Рік тому

      Well i hope it was a can.

  • @tbury2516
    @tbury2516 Рік тому +203

    As a local, we always cheer for the animals (there are a few reasons why we don't have a big population here). Big city people use to make fun of us "hicks", turn the power off for more than a few days and see who is still standing.

    • @EyeSeeThruYou
      @EyeSeeThruYou Рік тому

      I'd like to do that here in Florida, too. Remove widow screens and cut the power (no AC). Watch the assholes scream, melt, and swarm the highways, northbound. Good riddance.

    • @robertpetrea23
      @robertpetrea23 Рік тому

      What the fuck are you even talking about 😂

    • @StosephJalin
      @StosephJalin Рік тому +7

      Life has gotten so comfortable for these people that nature isn't even taking it's course on them. Back then before we put animals in cages, you'd prolly never hear about these guys because they'd be dead before they even had a reputation of a moron.

    • @a.thiago3842
      @a.thiago3842 Рік тому +2

      I guess i won't find any word here that carries so many truth than yours today. We live in an illusion of security, peace and continuity. We just need one thing to wrong so all of this can go down. I thing Covid-19 let it very clear for people of this decade. But of course, just a few learned with it.

    • @vipermad358
      @vipermad358 Місяць тому

      I'm a "big city" person and I don't go anywhere near a fucking bear, cuz I'm not a fucking moron. Now, take one of you yokels and put you in literally ANY URBAN core and you are shitting your pants in fear because there are a couple brown people nearby and somebody speaking a language you are too stupid to understand. Stay with the bears, Cletus, but know this, they are way fucking smarter than you. 🖕😂

  • @potluck712
    @potluck712 Рік тому +2

    The fact they’re still recording while someone is on the ground bleeding from being charged lol you wouldn’t catch me even walking near one of those animals. Matter fact I just won’t go to Yellowstone at all 😂

  • @SonnyGTA
    @SonnyGTA Рік тому +81

    The screams of terror brought a Grinch sized grin to my face.

  • @snowkracker
    @snowkracker Рік тому +32

    I just feel sorry for the bison that hurts someone and ends up being euthanized instead of congratulated.

  • @basilfawlty8244
    @basilfawlty8244 Рік тому +6

    I LOVE this....!!! The sarcasm is hilarious.

    • @2secondslater
      @2secondslater 5 місяців тому

      It's not sarcasm, he's deadly serious

  • @MikeSmith-ng3rv
    @MikeSmith-ng3rv Рік тому +36

    Love the sarcasm on this channel. Makes my day.

  • @marchellochiovelli7259
    @marchellochiovelli7259 Рік тому +22

    This is when stupidity can be painful, and it usually is. Good on you, Bison.

  • @stuartpage5696
    @stuartpage5696 Місяць тому +2

    The worst part is that if one of these animals kills someone, the animals gets put down.

  • @theminuteman3460
    @theminuteman3460 Рік тому +53

    I vividly remember being afraid of alligators back when I was in Kindergarten. Meanwhile, these clowns are willing to take a photo next to a wild Bison.

  • @dantesinfernopurgatory7826
    @dantesinfernopurgatory7826 Рік тому +70

    A well-timed bison stampede is quite warranted. Some people need to catch some serious horns and hooves.

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

    • @randbasic
      @randbasic Рік тому

      Maybe we will see piles of tourists like the white people that came to this country. Stack em’ high as the sky like they did in the past to the poor bison elders. Karma is a “beach”!

  • @patrickmartin400
    @patrickmartin400 Рік тому +2

    You have the best videos with commentary without question. Thank you

  • @gavkatz7045
    @gavkatz7045 Рік тому +25

    Checking phone mid stumble is crazy

    • @j.k.4479
      @j.k.4479 Рік тому +6

      Probably checking to see if it was broken, but yeah, the danger is still behind her and she prioritized her phone over her life.

    • @gavkatz7045
      @gavkatz7045 Рік тому +1

      @@j.k.4479 💀

    • @robertcarran9585
      @robertcarran9585 Рік тому +3

      She was just checking to see if she was having fun. Life isn't real until you see it on your phone.

  • @mister4045
    @mister4045 Рік тому +18

    0:12 that bison actually got her with the “OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!” 😂

  • @rockoorbe2002
    @rockoorbe2002 2 місяці тому

    Thanks!

  • @jimpatterson1111
    @jimpatterson1111 Рік тому +42

    I live 50 miles outside of Yellowstone. We locals hate their guts and look forward to reading about at least one fatality every year.

    • @Lori5564
      @Lori5564 Рік тому +1

      I live in Florida and hate their guts too.

    • @Eric-wj9cu
      @Eric-wj9cu Рік тому +7

      99% of the time they're either from LA or NYC.

    • @hugostiglitz8465
      @hugostiglitz8465 7 місяців тому

      Idiot libtards.

  • @briankiefer4101
    @briankiefer4101 Рік тому +42

    I hit the like before I even watch a Joey B Toonz video. Because I already know it'll be good.

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

    • @AceKiller9000
      @AceKiller9000 Рік тому

      I thought Joey hates Simps

    • @briankiefer4101
      @briankiefer4101 Рік тому

      There's a difference between fans and simps. But he seems to hate internet warriors and idiots worse...

  • @JohnCampbell-rn8rz
    @JohnCampbell-rn8rz Рік тому +2

    Yellowstone, of course, years ago. Traffic jamming one of the main roads while their occupants crowded around a massive bull sitting a few yards from the road with his harem gathered a bit farther away behind him. Traffic was completely blocked so, being the asshole that I am, I leaned on the horn. Pure comedy ensued. Old Dad leapt to his feet, snorting and pawing the ground and 20-odd Darwin Award hopefuls scattered, tripping over one another and screaming. Traffic started moving again very shortly thereafter. Pre cell phone so no vids, dammit!

  • @mattlc22
    @mattlc22 Рік тому +14

    These videos are modern day public service announcements. Just need the little star flying across the screen and the phrase changed to "the less you know!" Absolute gems.

  • @relentlesschaos7445
    @relentlesschaos7445 Рік тому +55

    Next thing you know, they're gonna try to pet Grizzly Bears 😂

    • @Cyrax4d
      @Cyrax4d Рік тому +1

      ANIMALITY😂

    • @SeekerGoOn2013
      @SeekerGoOn2013 Рік тому +1

      Are… you saying … we… shouldn’t?😮

    • @glennjohnso310
      @glennjohnso310 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xray6667
      @xray6667 Рік тому +1

      One can only hope

    • @a64738
      @a64738 Рік тому +1

      I did see videos of people trying to take selfies with wild brown bears... They had to move a brown bear with cubs because of the tourist was so eager to run after them and did split her from her cubs and would not leave them alone.

  • @roneagle8038
    @roneagle8038 11 місяців тому +2

    I'm a disabled Viet Nam veteran, and several years ago I was participating in a wreath casting ceremony on the USS Arizona memorial. A very somber and emotional occasion, as the ashes of an Arizona survivor, a sailor who was on the USS Arizona when the Japanese attacked, were being interred in the forward gun turret. His family was there with us. Supposedly the monument was closed to the public, but somehow that didn't happen, and a group of Japanese tourists came on board. They commenced to giggle and laugh, loud and irreverent, smiling at everyone there, clicking their cameras, pointing out the pics of attacking planes and explosions. Oh, they won't do that again!

  • @YouCorny
    @YouCorny Рік тому +28

    Your existence is a blessing to mankind, Joey. God bless your heart & soul.

    • @KHALABEEB
      @KHALABEEB Рік тому

      When a Normal guy who says what any rational human should be thinking is a blessing...we fukd UP😂

    • @YouCorny
      @YouCorny Рік тому

      @@KHALABEEB eh.

    • @YouCorny
      @YouCorny Рік тому

      @whunger3478 well said, bud. 🏆

  • @ambergris9359
    @ambergris9359 Рік тому +14

    The sound of pain and agony from those idiots should be the NEW ASMR😌

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 Рік тому +101

    When you look at something like this, the apocalypse doesn't sound like a terrifying event, but more like a hopeful relief.

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 Рік тому +2

      Hell is a real place

    • @rangerjones5531
      @rangerjones5531 Рік тому +2

      I agree with Turtle Person! Silver lining etc..👍🏻🍻

    • @mgdarenz
      @mgdarenz Рік тому

      Same comment over and over. Are you that bored and have no social life?

    • @juliapigworthy
      @juliapigworthy Рік тому +1

      Aside from the hell on earth It'll also be a cleansing of sorts.

    • @GenXMafia
      @GenXMafia Рік тому +1

      As long as you realize you die too, right?

  • @ian3383
    @ian3383 Рік тому +169

    Humanity is falling apart and I’m living for it. Someone grab me some popcorn 🍿 😂

    • @ohara.
      @ohara. Рік тому +20

      no not really, humanity in nations that can't tell a difference between a man and a woman is falling apart

    • @nomen385
      @nomen385 Рік тому +7

      ​​​@@ohara.Yea bro we fine in the non-West

    • @MD-supernova
      @MD-supernova Рік тому

      @@nomen385 yeah except a lot of the idiots in this video are from the “non-west”….aka the east. So clearly there is a stupidity problem in a lot of the world.

    • @cariadbach
      @cariadbach Рік тому +1

      Lol..... This ⬆️ 👍👏👏👏👏

    • @JonathanVachon777
      @JonathanVachon777 Рік тому +4

      ​​@@ohara. there was alot of asian in the video, so you are wrong

  • @mongoblazingsaddles9440
    @mongoblazingsaddles9440 6 місяців тому +1

    Northern Alberta. A co-worker had to stop for a herd of Wood Buffalo crossing the road.
    They are a HUGE version of the bison.
    He honked the horn to get them to move.
    They flipped his 3/4 ton truck upside down into the ditch.
    And it didn't take them long. "Don't honk at me, boy."

  • @mian2170
    @mian2170 Рік тому +49

    for your anniversary you should make a video with the compilation of the best morons or when we finish the year

    • @SEPK09
      @SEPK09 Рік тому +1

      should switch humans in the wild and animals to have social media !!!

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому +1

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

  • @Write-Stuff
    @Write-Stuff Рік тому +6

    That segue into the Raycon ad was admittedly smooth af. I'll watch ads for you, Joey.

  • @Sigmadrip_41068
    @Sigmadrip_41068 Рік тому +7

    To be fair most of these People are Chinese Tourists, most of them usually have a bad reputation even inside China so no surprise there, sad tho that the bisons likely have to go through that shit every day.

  • @chrontoke
    @chrontoke Рік тому +22

    Not only did you get your video out first before you put your ad in there but the way you went into the ad was perfect!
    I love your videos

  • @cozmoos
    @cozmoos Рік тому +11

    It isn’t just Americans, a couple of years ago in South Africa a Chinese family where visiting a lion park. Thinking that the lions where tame for some reason the farther got out of their car to pet the “King”, the king and his queens where not happy about that and proceeded to ingest the man…

    • @crazychase98
      @crazychase98 Рік тому +3

      Ahh Chinese

    • @nessi777
      @nessi777 Рік тому +2

      There was a video of a car safari and the woman had a fight with the driver, got out of the car, then came round to the other side, the guy oppened his doors trying to get her back in the car. She was yelling at him and all of a sudden some big cat came behind her, grabbed and dragged her away from the shot.

    • @theimmortalgrenadier3851
      @theimmortalgrenadier3851 Рік тому +1

      ​@@nessi777 hahhahhahhahhah

    • @theimmortalgrenadier3851
      @theimmortalgrenadier3851 Рік тому

      ​@@nessi777 ☕ Women

    • @3333hfnfke
      @3333hfnfke Рік тому

      The asian tourists(especialy japanese) are always the biggest idiots.
      They grow up never seing animals they dont eat and when they do this happens

  • @foggy561
    @foggy561 Місяць тому

    Ive witnesses two of these wonderful moments in my life. As a kid my neighbor tried to befriend a fox and got chewed up pretty good and had to have all sorts of shots because they couldnt find the fox that bit. The second time was almost exactly two years ago, my gf's family came to visit us in the Adirondacks. Every year we get a couple moose that roam through the property and once in awhile if its foggy out they get within 50ft of the house. Happened to be a foggy morning just like that when a couple members of my gf's family decided they wanted to get photos with a massive moose and possibly pet it!?!. I didnt even have time to warn them before the moose bowled them down like bowling pins and lucky for them, it took off into the woods.

  • @NJGuy1973
    @NJGuy1973 Рік тому +6

    I'd give those people a red cape and tell them "wave this, they like it."

  • @stevencass8849
    @stevencass8849 Рік тому +6

    I worked in a state park that had a herd of bison. Amazing animals. Also, there are signs all over the park saying don’t go near bison, and all visitors got a pamphlet explaining that a bison running at full speed can run faster than a horse, and will attack if you get close. Still, there were three deaths and several more maimings that summer. And none of us who worked in the park felt sorry at all for the idiots. They were warned, repeatedly.

    • @stevencass8849
      @stevencass8849 Рік тому +1

      Although, I think the woman who had the buffalo run into her car as she drove past. That might be the park I worked at. And sometimes you were just on a road, and suddenly the bison were on the road, and all you could do was slowly drive past or let them walk past, and if the bison decided to, yeah, they would bump your vehicle.

    • @CatalinaAVX
      @CatalinaAVX 8 місяців тому

      I would be really interested to hear interviews after the fact where those still alive to be interviewed gave answers as to why they decided to ignore the advice.

  • @Strafuzz
    @Strafuzz 10 місяців тому +1

    I love the audio editing; always makes me crack up at the end!

  • @stkyfngrszmooth
    @stkyfngrszmooth Рік тому +11

    2:37 I couldn't agree more, Joey. In the event they chalk one up for themselves I give a standing ovation to the wildlife for reminding these mental midgets that pricker bushes hurt and large pointy horns don't exactly tickle either.

  • @southwestshelly
    @southwestshelly Рік тому +6

    I saw the clip of the woman who falls and checks her phone earlier this week and thought of Joeybtoonz straight away!

  • @spenserak
    @spenserak 2 місяці тому

    I've lived in Juneau, Alaska my whole life, and have seen & heard all kinds of crazy shit from tourists off the cruise ships. To be fair, although they all geek out, most of them are fine. But there are people who genuinely don't understand that nature is, in fact, wild and real. We get asked what time they let the whales out for feeding... same with bears, and so on. That's just the tip of the iceberg. "Why did they put the glacier so far from town?" "What elevation are we at" (as they stand next to the ocean, having just walked off a ship). The list goes on. So many people have been so far removed removed from anything natural for so long that they can't even grasp it. It never occurred to me that would become a thing, which was probably naive of me.

  • @adriandj3141
    @adriandj3141 Рік тому +31

    Damn that guy on the wooden railing is insanely lucky. The Bison barely tagged him, it could have easily ramped up and killed him.

  • @mschoy1597
    @mschoy1597 Рік тому +12

    Here's to JoeyBToonz getting more than 1,000,000 subscribers by the end of 2023! 😄

  • @FXM-lk3kx
    @FXM-lk3kx Рік тому +13

    YOU MADE MY DAY !
    LOVE FROME PARIS !

  • @mr.midlifecrisis8547
    @mr.midlifecrisis8547 Рік тому +15

    Take the warning stickers off of everything and let nature sort itself out.

  • @bigbankhank1
    @bigbankhank1 2 місяці тому

    I live in West Yellowstone and work for a company that operates guided tours for inside the park and way too often hear stories about the rampant stupidity of visitors. There are people that literally ask, "what time do the zookeepers let the animals out of their cages?" Absolutely ridiculous

  • @elizabethpiccolo5534
    @elizabethpiccolo5534 Рік тому +9

    This was great! We definitely need a ‘Bison’s greatest hits’!

  • @misternibbles7426
    @misternibbles7426 Рік тому +10

    The fact you have to do a PSA about not hugging a 2000 pound killing machine, is reason enough to hope for a meteor.

    • @chrisnoname2725
      @chrisnoname2725 Рік тому +2

      That's boring. More bison seems much more fun 🍿

    • @guaceldono7231
      @guaceldono7231 Рік тому +1

      @@chrisnoname2725 I’m definitely pulling for Bison World Order

  • @jaidev777
    @jaidev777 27 днів тому

    You are really speaking my mind, I get really annoyed seeing how people interact or spectate animals and ironically it's those people who have the herd mentality and lack of self awareness. So many things bother me about it all at once:
    1) Part of it is the people are stupid.
    2) Part of it is I get the sense they're being "stupid on purpose," as in they're flexing their arrogance and entitlement.
    3) Part of it is an inherent animal cruelty and expression of treating animals as low of worth -- to them they're nothing more than props, entertainment to laugh about openly, or to even mock the animals or provoke them physically. Knowing that of course, they can get someone to kill the animal for being "aggressive" and "a serious real danger to society." I've noticed many people who love animal cruelty do it to hurt two groups at once: the animals themselves, and the people who love the animals.
    A particularly gross example would be some people at a circus, gawking and laughing as a man cracks a whip to terrorize the tiger into standing on its hind legs (which, to the tiger, is irrational, but it's been tortured off-stage enough times into doing this irrational act, frightened as all hell of the torture that can come at any time). Then after the show, the gawking giggling dipsh!ts try to sneak into the back where the animals are kept in cages, they decide it would be totes hilarious if they get inside the cage and try to climb on top of the poor drugged tiger and take a selfie while another guy starts yanking the tail and laughing. When the animal finally tries to snap at one of them, the abusers run away screaming (while still checking their phone to make sure they got it all on video) and declare that the animal is clearly a danger to all society and must be killed to keep the world safe.
    That's of course an "extreme" example but not only do there exist people who are like that, but many others do at least some part(s) of that if not all.

  • @eufemiasandoval7686
    @eufemiasandoval7686 Рік тому +46

    Man I really love how these conscious people don't understand how dangerous these creatures are made of despite other people are warning them, this is just pure stupidity to the next level right here...

    • @denniswoycheshen
      @denniswoycheshen Рік тому +7

      Pretty sure they are unconscious, just kind of floating through life like some sort of stupid, obnoxious feather.

    • @wimeatsworld
      @wimeatsworld Рік тому +1

      As a European, I probably don't grasp just how much damage they could do too. Then again, I don't even go into a field to pretend a local bull is a pet and those are "tame" by comparison.

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

    • @johannaholmgren8088
      @johannaholmgren8088 Рік тому

      @@wimeatsworld When I was 6, or 7, I remember crossing a field with my sister and 3 cousins. I'm old enough that in the summer, if you were poor you didn't have shoes (because those were for school or church) so we were barefoot. Not my cousins. Their parents actually had money. Anyhoo. We thought the field was empty and about the point of no return, we suddenly realised it wasn't empty. It was inhabited by a very mean SOB bull. My sister (who is younger) and two of my cousins were nearly across the field when this startling fact presented itself. My older cousin, John, grabbed me, and piggybacked me at a dead run. I still to this day have no idea how we beat it across the field ahead of the bull, or how we got over the barb-wire fence. It was like magic.

  • @dhruv1019
    @dhruv1019 Рік тому +20

    2:33 Yeah, Joey, I'm pretty sure that's bison for "Hey, Bill, watch me give this blockhead PTSD."

  • @CITADEL5
    @CITADEL5 6 місяців тому +1

    Joey,
    Nice job of integrating your advertiser into the video. The add just flows right in. Good job.
    Wish other UA-camrs could manage as well.

  • @SoMuchSoy
    @SoMuchSoy Рік тому +9

    Lmfao the importance of checking your phone in the face of death. 😂

  • @davidmenke7552
    @davidmenke7552 Рік тому +125

    LOVE THIS JOEY!!!!! MORE ANIMAL ATTACKS PLEASE!!!

    • @KHALABEEB
      @KHALABEEB Рік тому +7

      More like "Animal Self Defense" imo... but I am not offended in the slightest at your gross mischaracterization😂

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 Рік тому

      The Connections (2021) [short documentary] ❤

    • @myricn
      @myricn Рік тому

      The comment had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious

  • @TomTom79106
    @TomTom79106 Рік тому +1

    The "intelligent Species": "Oh, a wild Animal. I have to go really close and take a Selfie"!
    The "intelligent Species" also: "Help! I am being attacked by the Animal"!!!!!!

  • @johnconstantine1130
    @johnconstantine1130 Рік тому +7

    “Oh my gosh he’s bleeding” 😂😂

  • @KILLERDEVIL13
    @KILLERDEVIL13 Рік тому +8

    At this stage, I think a wild bison sending you in the open wound status is the only way to help disconnecting people from their screen addiction and to turn them away from their madness.

  • @blackiecoker5090
    @blackiecoker5090 Рік тому +10

    I needed a good laugh today and you delivered. Thank you!

  • @auggiedoggie83
    @auggiedoggie83 Рік тому +5

    That bison was grunting like, "The goof is back fellas"😂

  • @TroyOfTheWild
    @TroyOfTheWild Рік тому +2

    I live in Jasper, the largest national park in the Canadian Rockies. You wouldn’t believe the stupid shit I have seen people do around extremely dangerous large wild animals. Sadly if the animal does something it pays the price with it’s life. It boggles the mind and angers me to no end.
    Sometimes my buddies and I would pull over on the parkway and point our cameras into the woods at nothing just to see how many people we can get to pull over. Then we just drive away. Summer is madness and stupidity on an international scale.

  • @mfenix911
    @mfenix911 Рік тому +4

    There's an old video from like the 80's of a bison launching a tourist 10 feet up into a tree. Tourists have been earning Darwin awards in yellowstone for several decades. There's also a lot of people that found out the hard way that the 'hot springs' are quite a bit hotter than the ones you can swim in safely...

  • @lautarogagov.224
    @lautarogagov.224 Рік тому +9

    2:46 the coldest sponsorship

  • @TechGorilla1987
    @TechGorilla1987 Рік тому

    My wife and I camped as Assategue island. It was a fairly still evening with lots of bugs. I had a nice, smoky fire rolling. My wife looks up at me and her face is pure horror - there is a huge horse standing right beside me. She had papa and the baby with her. Both of us slowly got up and moved our chairs a little further away. After about 20 minutes, the wife calls the girls on facetime and they all watched the horses for half an hour. The horses ended up staying till after I went to bed somewhere north of 1am. I didn't touch them at all as rangers have a way of coming from nowhere to bust you. They visited for a long time and it was a calm, peaceful interaction. I have videos on my channel which I cannot link. Yes, I know they're wild and unpredictable. You just stay chill and never stand rear of the hind quarters. They only wanted the smoke.

  • @Gassyyetclassy
    @Gassyyetclassy Рік тому +6

    These are one of my favorite animals, but I would never consider getting this close. Let them be and respect the fact they're minding their business in Their environment.

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 Рік тому +4

    I especially hate the tourists who vandalize or steal.

  • @ingleton20
    @ingleton20 Місяць тому

    These animals are so incredible, and the fact that they could finish the job in a few seconds, but don’t, is what is truly amazing.