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The phone check mid stumble just blew my mind. The addiction to her phone is more potent than her basic fight or flight survival instinct. Absolutely amazing.
These videos are all evidence of something very, very important. We desperately need to bring back natural selection. It's been far too long without it. Not only that, but we're now doing the opposite of what we need to, where we reward these the mental defectives, make them rich and give them attention. People can cry about "global warming" and 1st world BS all they want but the real solution is obvious. We need to reverse this.v
The biggest problem is that if a Bisson ends up killing one of these morons, it's the Bisson that also loses its life. That just doesn't seem fair to me. There should be a, 'Stand your ground' rule for animals that are constantly bothered by people.
Exactly right, same goes for shark attacks. People get injured or die to a shark, "oh no, we need to hunt down and kill that shark", yet the shark was there first, it is their waters.
I always stare incredulously at people who happily meander in front of cars as if there’s no consequence to being hit by something that weighs 3,500 lbs. I often think ‘you wouldn’t be walking in front of a full grown elephant if it was charging you’. Turns out, people are that stupid.
I want to see more, I want to hear more of her screams! 😆 Looks like she went right into a bunch of prickly shrubs, which is hilarious, she didn't want to go through the bushes! 🤣
You think these people don't know how to read? Or what's the point you are trying to make? You clearly do not understand that these idiots are doing it because they want validation and attention on social media
A lot of these people are from other countries (mostly Asian countries by the looks of it) where most, if not all of the large mega-fauna have been wiped out or are relegated to extreme wilderness where no one goes. They think National parks are the same thing as zoos.
It's much rarer now, but going back a decade or two we lost a few tourists to crocodile attacks when they stupidly ignored the warnings from Rangers and tour guides. Not sure why they came to the Top End, but swimming in the ALLIGATOR River has never been on my bucket list.
@@dodoboodrough6044 saltwater crocodiles - we don't have alligators in Australia. Somewhere between Thailand, New Guinea and Northern Australia, real world monsters continue to eat people.
I like it when the woman said "Oh my god, he's bleeding". They were laughing and thought the Bison were cute and funny. Then when it gets annoyed and acts like the wild animal it is, they act shocked and horror struck. Blaming the Bison for the man hitting his head on the ground and getting cut. Ya can't fix stupid.
@@piscinaiv7937And this stuff being on film helps too so you can see the dummies never kept their distance like you are supposed to- huh… wonder why we are told to keep distance from wild animals. 🤪
I just watched a video of 3 young ladies who were being arrested for shop lifting and the whole time they were staring at their phones. Even in hand cuffs they continued looking at their phones.....We are doomed as a society.
I used to live within 2 hours of Yellowstone. One year a woman set her toddler on the back of a bison while it was resting and took a picture. The bison then got angry as she was taking the kid off it's back, and charged the first person it saw (some man who was standing nearby, he had to climb a tree but he got away). By the time the park ranger arrived to see what happened, she had already taken her child and left. The amount of stupidity is ASTOUNDING in Yellowstone. I don't know what it is about that park that attracts so many morons every year but it's like a daily occurrence.
It seems that Yellowstone is only dangerous because some idiot will aggravate the bison and possibly charge at you for being close. More dangerous than the animal itself.
I see a bison and I’m thinkin’ “wow that thing is big, think I’ll just keep some distance from that mound of muscle I can’t predict the actions of”. I can’t even imagine the amount wind passing through the heads of these people.
I was born and raised in Ohio. I go out west every other year or so. I see those morons all over the place. Starting long, difficult hikes mid afternoon, no emergency gear or extra food. Just a water bottle, lip balm and of course, their cell phone. I can't imagine what it's like being a park ranger and having to rescue those idiots all of the time.
Same here, Cincinnati. Moved to Colorado and see people hiking with their dogs with no water. Dogs are panting like crazy. Dogs are like trophies here.
Come to Florida next, I'll show you stupid touristas and newbies doing stooopid 💩 you can't even imagine, usually involving harassment of wildlife in some manner 🙄🤦🏻♀️
If I am a park ranger, I would just let the idiots suffer the consequences and not rescue them. That is their fault for not keeping their distance from wildlife and coming prepared. That is why this is survival of the fittest.
The results would be much more satisfying if they were let loose on the plains of sub-Saharan Africa. There large grazing animals like buffalo do not so much tolerate people as gore them to death - all the time. The lone males are the most dangerous. Ousted from their herds, they spend their lives being hunted by lions. To say they are dangerous is an understatement, but they're not nearly as dangerous as hippos, which almost look cute when trotting on the ground until they catch you and bite you in half!
@@davesmith826 Very accurate, seen African Buffalo anger fits in person. You DO NOT mess with them. They kill many, many people like these idiots every year.
I live in Yellowstone National Park year-around. You would not believe the stupidity that I see here on a daily basis. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at the narration in this video. It’s exactly what the locals here are all thinking when we see stuff like this every day. Thanks for voicing our collective opinion! 😉
Question if you can answer ? Why are baby bison put down if someone touches it or it's separated from its herd? Can't it just be taken to a rescue or rehab facility? It always makes me so sad when I hear about it.
We've come to evolve in such a retarded way that we are curious about natural stuff and animals. It's very weird. Looking at those ladies driving a car not understanding personal space which is something any animal that supposedly is dumber than us, understands. We look very unnatural if you ask.
My ex and I worked on the Alaska pipeline in the 70s. On a drive to Anchorage we encountered a group of cars stopped along the road. Curious, we got out of the car to see a group of people filming a guy feeding a big, wild bear. We left before any mauling began.
I remember that gas line , we had similar one here in Western Australia and yours inspired me to apply for a job on it which i got but unfortunately i was impatient and got another job while waiting on a Jack Up oil rig 300 klm off the coast . Such memories 😄 hahahaha 🇦🇺 🪃👍
I was in the Black Hills of South Dakota and watched a man drive his jeep out on to the prairie among the Bison. He was getting in between the animals the bull decided that he needed to do something. He hooked his head on one side of the Jeep and tipped it over. The driver got out and climbed onto the top of the upside down jeep. We watched until the herd of bison moved away. Then we drove out, picked him up, and gave him a lift to a place with a phone. He thought the animals were too dangerous, something needed to be done about them. We were impressed with his stupidity.
My dad lived in Wyoming for most of youth and early adulthood. He said he would go with his friends to Yellowstone and watch tourists try to get close to the bison. He said that sometimes they would attack, and it was funny.
I live in Jasper, Alberta. I work at a resort and once had to warn a guest not to try and shoo a bull elk off the golf course so that they could tee off. They didn’t listen. Elk got pissed and turned over the guest’s golf cart, ruining some of their clubs. They asked if the resort has any insurance for such an incident. I just put my AirPods back in before he finished the question, and continued with my day.
0:21 this has become one of the more disturbing byproducts of this smartphone age. People have become more concerned with their phones, and getting footage, than their overall safety and the safety of others. I saw a video not too long ago on some American news channel. It showed some teenagers managing to escape from a school shooter. Basically, there was a group of students who had barricaded themselves in a classroom, and some brave student was dealing with a "cop" outside the door. It turned out it wasn't a cop, but was the shooter pretending to be a cop (they sussed him out because the shooter accidentally said, "Bro.") When they realised this, some other brave student opened a window and told everyone to get out. It's a nice story, and there were a lot of positive comments praising the kids. However, nobody seemed to notice what I was seeing - the f***ing TikTok watermark on the video. So, rather than having any survival instincts, this person's first instinct is to whip our her phone and film it? What if the shooter had come in and shot her? Do you think her parents would be happy knowing that their daughter spent her last moments on earth recording a f***ing TikTok video for likes? It's absurd. There was another video I saw a year or two ago. It was an assassination attempt on Argentinian Vice President Cristina Kirchner. It looked like she was walking into a hotel, as she shook hands and greeted a bunch of people stood behind a barrier. You see all these people filming her as she slowly walks past and greets them. I remember there was this one girl in the video who was filming her. Kirchner got right in front of her. Then, once Kirchner walked past her and moved on the next person, she was immediately looking at her phone to see how the video came out. She was completely unaware that a man on her right had pulled out a gun. Luckily, the gun didn't go off and nobody was harmed. A scuffle ensued as some brave men (not glued to their smartphone screens) wrestled the assassin. However, there were _still_ people with their phones out, oblivious to what was going on, raising their phones higher to get their footage of Kirchner. Other than the three or four men wrestling the shooter, there was no sense of danger in the crowd. Nobody's survival instincts were kicking in. Is it really worth taking a stray bullet to chest to get a video of the Vice President to share on your Instagram Story? I guess people care more about likes now than their own life.
Regarding the clip at 2:23 - I find it always so hilarious how a lot women in distress fall into this cliche soap opera state of hysteria and making it worse for themselves. Nobody is around except a wild animal that wants to F you up, yet you still need to make a scene.
Wow you're so tough sitting behind you're keyboard. im sure if you were being attacked by a wild animal you'd be an exemplar of clear-headed stoic control...gtfoh
That’s and evolutionary response. Women can’t fight and they’re needed to make babies, so they evolved to fall down and scream. Men have evolved to find it the most annoying sounds possible so they jump into action. Balls are cheap, wombs are not…I mean before civilization and stuff. Now it’s just this.
I once had a close encounter with a herd of free range cows on a trail near a lake. They had came out of a forest and were going down to the lake to get water. I had been around cows that lived in a pasture as a kid. They were all either friendly or just standoffish. These free range cows wanted nothing to do with me. I at first was like, "oh we can share the trail, they are cows after all." and started getting closer to them to walk alongside them. Then one stopped, turned around and stared at me while I was still like 20 feet away... Totally blocking the trail. It quickly became clear that it was telling me to wait until rest of the heard had passed. It wasn't even a bull either. I'm pretty sure the thing would have charged if I got any closer. And it was doubly scary because I had a dog with me. Luckily she was a VERY well trained dog and just sat chilling with me for like 10 mins while the herd of cows walked past. Animals are Super easy to read. Rule of thumb is don't get within 20-25 feet of them.
Most predators won’t even mess with you if you follow that rule. We’re not worth their effort, unless it’s real hungry or lives in a truly sparse environment, like a polar bear.
25 feet can be covered by most big game animals in 1 second. Humans can only cover 10 feet in that time. Your advice is bad. 100 feet is still too close. An uncle owned a buffalo farm, and I was there often.
As a Canadian who at least sees the "1 American killed while photographing moose" while up here warms my heart. Idiots don't only come from far away lands. They are domestic too.
Just came back from Bali, Indonesia. We went to a monkey sanctuary in Ubud and it was forbidden to bring bottles or snacks to feed the monkeys inside. But you know how it goes... and American dude with the looks of a Chad and loud af to get some attention was there taking selfies while giving beer to monkeys. Some people just can't
And probably when the monkeys start to snatch his phone or start to attack , he whould start to scream like a little girl and when some one asks him why did the monkeys attack him he will say "i dont know brah , theese mankies are mean, its not my fault".
As a local, we always cheer for the animals (there are a few reasons why we don't have a big population here). Big city people use to make fun of us "hicks", turn the power off for more than a few days and see who is still standing.
I'd like to do that here in Florida, too. Remove widow screens and cut the power (no AC). Watch the assholes scream, melt, and swarm the highways, northbound. Good riddance.
Life has gotten so comfortable for these people that nature isn't even taking it's course on them. Back then before we put animals in cages, you'd prolly never hear about these guys because they'd be dead before they even had a reputation of a moron.
I guess i won't find any word here that carries so many truth than yours today. We live in an illusion of security, peace and continuity. We just need one thing to wrong so all of this can go down. I thing Covid-19 let it very clear for people of this decade. But of course, just a few learned with it.
I'm a "big city" person and I don't go anywhere near a fucking bear, cuz I'm not a fucking moron. Now, take one of you yokels and put you in literally ANY URBAN core and you are shitting your pants in fear because there are a couple brown people nearby and somebody speaking a language you are too stupid to understand. Stay with the bears, Cletus, but know this, they are way fucking smarter than you. 🖕😂
The fact they’re still recording while someone is on the ground bleeding from being charged lol you wouldn’t catch me even walking near one of those animals. Matter fact I just won’t go to Yellowstone at all 😂
I vividly remember being afraid of alligators back when I was in Kindergarten. Meanwhile, these clowns are willing to take a photo next to a wild Bison.
Maybe we will see piles of tourists like the white people that came to this country. Stack em’ high as the sky like they did in the past to the poor bison elders. Karma is a “beach”!
Yellowstone, of course, years ago. Traffic jamming one of the main roads while their occupants crowded around a massive bull sitting a few yards from the road with his harem gathered a bit farther away behind him. Traffic was completely blocked so, being the asshole that I am, I leaned on the horn. Pure comedy ensued. Old Dad leapt to his feet, snorting and pawing the ground and 20-odd Darwin Award hopefuls scattered, tripping over one another and screaming. Traffic started moving again very shortly thereafter. Pre cell phone so no vids, dammit!
These videos are modern day public service announcements. Just need the little star flying across the screen and the phrase changed to "the less you know!" Absolute gems.
I did see videos of people trying to take selfies with wild brown bears... They had to move a brown bear with cubs because of the tourist was so eager to run after them and did split her from her cubs and would not leave them alone.
I'm a disabled Viet Nam veteran, and several years ago I was participating in a wreath casting ceremony on the USS Arizona memorial. A very somber and emotional occasion, as the ashes of an Arizona survivor, a sailor who was on the USS Arizona when the Japanese attacked, were being interred in the forward gun turret. His family was there with us. Supposedly the monument was closed to the public, but somehow that didn't happen, and a group of Japanese tourists came on board. They commenced to giggle and laugh, loud and irreverent, smiling at everyone there, clicking their cameras, pointing out the pics of attacking planes and explosions. Oh, they won't do that again!
@@nomen385 yeah except a lot of the idiots in this video are from the “non-west”….aka the east. So clearly there is a stupidity problem in a lot of the world.
Northern Alberta. A co-worker had to stop for a herd of Wood Buffalo crossing the road. They are a HUGE version of the bison. He honked the horn to get them to move. They flipped his 3/4 ton truck upside down into the ditch. And it didn't take them long. "Don't honk at me, boy."
To be fair most of these People are Chinese Tourists, most of them usually have a bad reputation even inside China so no surprise there, sad tho that the bisons likely have to go through that shit every day.
It isn’t just Americans, a couple of years ago in South Africa a Chinese family where visiting a lion park. Thinking that the lions where tame for some reason the farther got out of their car to pet the “King”, the king and his queens where not happy about that and proceeded to ingest the man…
There was a video of a car safari and the woman had a fight with the driver, got out of the car, then came round to the other side, the guy oppened his doors trying to get her back in the car. She was yelling at him and all of a sudden some big cat came behind her, grabbed and dragged her away from the shot.
Ive witnesses two of these wonderful moments in my life. As a kid my neighbor tried to befriend a fox and got chewed up pretty good and had to have all sorts of shots because they couldnt find the fox that bit. The second time was almost exactly two years ago, my gf's family came to visit us in the Adirondacks. Every year we get a couple moose that roam through the property and once in awhile if its foggy out they get within 50ft of the house. Happened to be a foggy morning just like that when a couple members of my gf's family decided they wanted to get photos with a massive moose and possibly pet it!?!. I didnt even have time to warn them before the moose bowled them down like bowling pins and lucky for them, it took off into the woods.
I worked in a state park that had a herd of bison. Amazing animals. Also, there are signs all over the park saying don’t go near bison, and all visitors got a pamphlet explaining that a bison running at full speed can run faster than a horse, and will attack if you get close. Still, there were three deaths and several more maimings that summer. And none of us who worked in the park felt sorry at all for the idiots. They were warned, repeatedly.
Although, I think the woman who had the buffalo run into her car as she drove past. That might be the park I worked at. And sometimes you were just on a road, and suddenly the bison were on the road, and all you could do was slowly drive past or let them walk past, and if the bison decided to, yeah, they would bump your vehicle.
I would be really interested to hear interviews after the fact where those still alive to be interviewed gave answers as to why they decided to ignore the advice.
2:37 I couldn't agree more, Joey. In the event they chalk one up for themselves I give a standing ovation to the wildlife for reminding these mental midgets that pricker bushes hurt and large pointy horns don't exactly tickle either.
I've lived in Juneau, Alaska my whole life, and have seen & heard all kinds of crazy shit from tourists off the cruise ships. To be fair, although they all geek out, most of them are fine. But there are people who genuinely don't understand that nature is, in fact, wild and real. We get asked what time they let the whales out for feeding... same with bears, and so on. That's just the tip of the iceberg. "Why did they put the glacier so far from town?" "What elevation are we at" (as they stand next to the ocean, having just walked off a ship). The list goes on. So many people have been so far removed removed from anything natural for so long that they can't even grasp it. It never occurred to me that would become a thing, which was probably naive of me.
I live in West Yellowstone and work for a company that operates guided tours for inside the park and way too often hear stories about the rampant stupidity of visitors. There are people that literally ask, "what time do the zookeepers let the animals out of their cages?" Absolutely ridiculous
You are really speaking my mind, I get really annoyed seeing how people interact or spectate animals and ironically it's those people who have the herd mentality and lack of self awareness. So many things bother me about it all at once: 1) Part of it is the people are stupid. 2) Part of it is I get the sense they're being "stupid on purpose," as in they're flexing their arrogance and entitlement. 3) Part of it is an inherent animal cruelty and expression of treating animals as low of worth -- to them they're nothing more than props, entertainment to laugh about openly, or to even mock the animals or provoke them physically. Knowing that of course, they can get someone to kill the animal for being "aggressive" and "a serious real danger to society." I've noticed many people who love animal cruelty do it to hurt two groups at once: the animals themselves, and the people who love the animals. A particularly gross example would be some people at a circus, gawking and laughing as a man cracks a whip to terrorize the tiger into standing on its hind legs (which, to the tiger, is irrational, but it's been tortured off-stage enough times into doing this irrational act, frightened as all hell of the torture that can come at any time). Then after the show, the gawking giggling dipsh!ts try to sneak into the back where the animals are kept in cages, they decide it would be totes hilarious if they get inside the cage and try to climb on top of the poor drugged tiger and take a selfie while another guy starts yanking the tail and laughing. When the animal finally tries to snap at one of them, the abusers run away screaming (while still checking their phone to make sure they got it all on video) and declare that the animal is clearly a danger to all society and must be killed to keep the world safe. That's of course an "extreme" example but not only do there exist people who are like that, but many others do at least some part(s) of that if not all.
Man I really love how these conscious people don't understand how dangerous these creatures are made of despite other people are warning them, this is just pure stupidity to the next level right here...
As a European, I probably don't grasp just how much damage they could do too. Then again, I don't even go into a field to pretend a local bull is a pet and those are "tame" by comparison.
@@wimeatsworld When I was 6, or 7, I remember crossing a field with my sister and 3 cousins. I'm old enough that in the summer, if you were poor you didn't have shoes (because those were for school or church) so we were barefoot. Not my cousins. Their parents actually had money. Anyhoo. We thought the field was empty and about the point of no return, we suddenly realised it wasn't empty. It was inhabited by a very mean SOB bull. My sister (who is younger) and two of my cousins were nearly across the field when this startling fact presented itself. My older cousin, John, grabbed me, and piggybacked me at a dead run. I still to this day have no idea how we beat it across the field ahead of the bull, or how we got over the barb-wire fence. It was like magic.
The "intelligent Species": "Oh, a wild Animal. I have to go really close and take a Selfie"! The "intelligent Species" also: "Help! I am being attacked by the Animal"!!!!!!
At this stage, I think a wild bison sending you in the open wound status is the only way to help disconnecting people from their screen addiction and to turn them away from their madness.
I live in Jasper, the largest national park in the Canadian Rockies. You wouldn’t believe the stupid shit I have seen people do around extremely dangerous large wild animals. Sadly if the animal does something it pays the price with it’s life. It boggles the mind and angers me to no end. Sometimes my buddies and I would pull over on the parkway and point our cameras into the woods at nothing just to see how many people we can get to pull over. Then we just drive away. Summer is madness and stupidity on an international scale.
There's an old video from like the 80's of a bison launching a tourist 10 feet up into a tree. Tourists have been earning Darwin awards in yellowstone for several decades. There's also a lot of people that found out the hard way that the 'hot springs' are quite a bit hotter than the ones you can swim in safely...
My wife and I camped as Assategue island. It was a fairly still evening with lots of bugs. I had a nice, smoky fire rolling. My wife looks up at me and her face is pure horror - there is a huge horse standing right beside me. She had papa and the baby with her. Both of us slowly got up and moved our chairs a little further away. After about 20 minutes, the wife calls the girls on facetime and they all watched the horses for half an hour. The horses ended up staying till after I went to bed somewhere north of 1am. I didn't touch them at all as rangers have a way of coming from nowhere to bust you. They visited for a long time and it was a calm, peaceful interaction. I have videos on my channel which I cannot link. Yes, I know they're wild and unpredictable. You just stay chill and never stand rear of the hind quarters. They only wanted the smoke.
These are one of my favorite animals, but I would never consider getting this close. Let them be and respect the fact they're minding their business in Their environment.
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Discount also valid for wild bison looking to relax to their favorite tunes after a day of incapacitating encroaching tourists.
Lol I love you 😂❤
Life is not given... it's won...
Two sets of raycon earbuds and both of them had one earbud of the set go out the last one. Out of both sets I used them only two dozen times and they were taken care of in a good way. I contacted them and they gave me one replacement which is why I had the second pair which didn't last very long before the left earbud again stopped working. I looked it up online and sure enough there other people like myself that had the same exact problem. The final outcome? They won't give me a replacement again they said they already gave me one. So I spent $100 for two dozen uses of earbuds. Although the people were nice to talk to you over the phone their product is not a very good one and it doesn't give you a very good music listening experience anyway I just wanted them for exercise. I really think you should reconsider getting a different sponsor for your videos something in the product that has some quality and Longevity to it. Just my two cents. Look into what I'm saying searched for yourself and you see it's not just a fluke. SMH
It should read the left earbud, not the last earbud. For some reason I don't have the ability to edit the original post
Easiest way to cull the herd
The phone check mid stumble just blew my mind. The addiction to her phone is more potent than her basic fight or flight survival instinct. Absolutely amazing.
Hell!
It's her ass because of her stoopidity!
The magic moment her head should have gotten smacked from behind.
Humans have been re-programmed... And that's where I welcome natural selection with open arms!
These videos are all evidence of something very, very important. We desperately need to bring back natural selection. It's been far too long without it. Not only that, but we're now doing the opposite of what we need to, where we reward these the mental defectives, make them rich and give them attention. People can cry about "global warming" and 1st world BS all they want but the real solution is obvious. We need to reverse this.v
Stupidity is off the charts she has the life expectancy of a toilet bug
The biggest problem is that if a Bisson ends up killing one of these morons, it's the Bisson that also loses its life. That just doesn't seem fair to me. There should be a, 'Stand your ground' rule for animals that are constantly bothered by people.
Exactly right, same goes for shark attacks. People get injured or die to a shark, "oh no, we need to hunt down and kill that shark", yet the shark was there first, it is their waters.
Agree bisons are awesome, these people are morons.
There not morons they have been brainwashed stop calling people that you piece of fucking shit
All part of punishing the victim.👍 The American way.
The Bison is the victim.
I always stare incredulously at people who happily meander in front of cars as if there’s no consequence to being hit by something that weighs 3,500 lbs. I often think ‘you wouldn’t be walking in front of a full grown elephant if it was charging you’. Turns out, people are that stupid.
How about the ones who walk out in front of your vehicle looking at the phones totally oblivious to where they are.
Unfortunately pedestrians have right of way. And they use it.
For sure, and also let's not forget that they can vote... and what's more, it counts exactly the same as your vote?!
„I could listen to this over and over on a loop“
I think we all agree on this
I literally replayed that part over 4 times. It just gets funnier!
...natural selection is real :)
I want to see more, I want to hear more of her screams! 😆 Looks like she went right into a bunch of prickly shrubs, which is hilarious, she didn't want to go through the bushes! 🤣
I kinda want to see the outcome. Hearing isn't good enough. Call me messed up for all I care, I still want to see it through.
Automatic ringtone
I feel bad for those bisons
they’re doing the lord’s work by stomping some sense into these bozos.
Exactly
Indeed
Ever had a bison burger? Not a joke, they're delicious
bison
This mans channel is literally psychological therapy. Thanks you for your service
I totally agree
What’s even crazier is that there’s signs everywhere in Yellowstone and other national parks that repeatedly tell you not to get close to the animals
You think these people don't know how to read? Or what's the point you are trying to make? You clearly do not understand that these idiots are doing it because they want validation and attention on social media
But how are people supposed to get them good Instagram pics of they don't come close??
@@luc8254 I say we go to the people’s houses and ogle them and then when they get upset get even closer to them in their bathtub
These simpletons can't read. Or they gradiated the 3rd grade with Jethro Bodine. 🤪
A lot of these people are from other countries (mostly Asian countries by the looks of it) where most, if not all of the large mega-fauna have been wiped out or are relegated to extreme wilderness where no one goes. They think National parks are the same thing as zoos.
These types are so protected they dont understand danger when its right in front of them.
VERY good observation and its true.
The world exists for their Instagram followers….
Spot on !
Which animal are you talking about? Both are dangerous and numb!
@@777KiqBison are smarter than humans...
It's much rarer now, but going back a decade or two we lost a few tourists to crocodile attacks when they stupidly ignored the warnings from Rangers and tour guides. Not sure why they came to the Top End, but swimming in the ALLIGATOR River has never been on my bucket list.
Was it Crocs, or Gators?
@@dodoboodrough6044 saltwater crocodiles - we don't have alligators in Australia. Somewhere between Thailand, New Guinea and Northern Australia, real world monsters continue to eat people.
@@arthurwatts1680 My bad I read where you said Alligator river...WHOOPS!
@@dodoboodrough6044 no problem.
I like it when the woman said "Oh my god, he's bleeding". They were laughing and thought the Bison were cute and funny. Then when it gets annoyed and acts like the wild animal it is, they act shocked and horror struck. Blaming the Bison for the man hitting his head on the ground and getting cut. Ya can't fix stupid.
I wonder if they sued the park because of their bison
@@Emppu_T. I guarantee the park rules dictate a FAFO at your own risk disclaimer somewhere.
@@piscinaiv7937And this stuff being on film helps too so you can see the dummies never kept their distance like you are supposed to- huh… wonder why we are told to keep distance from wild animals. 🤪
Bisons can fix stupid..
The way that bison went at him was beyond held back. I wouldn't be surprised if he feel bc he just lost his balance.
Darwin Award Winners
Nominees *
The winners don't have the capacity to realise that they had won.
@@sofascialistadankulamegado1781 kkkkk
@@sofascialistadankulamegado1781 in my heart they have already won
to win the darwin award you must have died or at least no longer able to reproduce
Stop repeating idiotic phrases you read on the internet. Natural selection among humans has never been proven.
We had a tourist a while back that decided to pose amongst some lions. He died. What an idiot.
Alespoň lev upustil frustraci z těch všech šílenců....
Darwin award 🎉
But he won the Darwin Award 😁
I just watched a video of 3 young ladies who were being arrested for shop lifting and the whole time they were staring at their phones. Even in hand cuffs they continued looking at their phones.....We are doomed as a society.
Probably looking for an app to remove the handcuffs
Take my life but not my phone!
Yup. We are doomed.
care to share the video, please?
@@giampaolomannucci8281 you can't put links to external sites such as prn hub (where you'd find that video), else youtube will delete your comments
I used to live within 2 hours of Yellowstone. One year a woman set her toddler on the back of a bison while it was resting and took a picture. The bison then got angry as she was taking the kid off it's back, and charged the first person it saw (some man who was standing nearby, he had to climb a tree but he got away). By the time the park ranger arrived to see what happened, she had already taken her child and left.
The amount of stupidity is ASTOUNDING in Yellowstone. I don't know what it is about that park that attracts so many morons every year but it's like a daily occurrence.
Like old faithful
It seems that Yellowstone is only dangerous because some idiot will aggravate the bison and possibly charge at you for being close. More dangerous than the animal itself.
I'm not American. Can you guys make laws so you punish those idiots who get so near to wild animals?
@@lfarru it's already on the books. 25 yards for regular wildlife, 100 yds for bears and wolves.
Disney movies caused this.
I see a bison and I’m thinkin’ “wow that thing is big, think I’ll just keep some distance from that mound of muscle I can’t predict the actions of”. I can’t even imagine the amount wind passing through the heads of these people.
I was born and raised in Ohio. I go out west every other year or so. I see those morons all over the place. Starting long, difficult hikes mid afternoon, no emergency gear or extra food. Just a water bottle, lip balm and of course, their cell phone. I can't imagine what it's like being a park ranger and having to rescue those idiots all of the time.
Same here, Cincinnati.
Moved to Colorado and see people hiking with their dogs with no water. Dogs are panting like crazy. Dogs are like trophies here.
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Come to Florida next, I'll show you stupid touristas and newbies doing stooopid 💩 you can't even imagine, usually involving harassment of wildlife in some manner 🙄🤦🏻♀️
If I am a park ranger, I would just let the idiots suffer the consequences and not rescue them. That is their fault for not keeping their distance from wildlife and coming prepared. That is why this is survival of the fittest.
people suck in Ohio too tho its a worldwide phenomenon
I'm fine with these people putting themselves at risk as long as I get to see the results.
The results would be much more satisfying if they were let loose on the plains of sub-Saharan Africa. There large grazing animals like buffalo do not so much tolerate people as gore them to death - all the time. The lone males are the most dangerous. Ousted from their herds, they spend their lives being hunted by lions. To say they are dangerous is an understatement, but they're not nearly as dangerous as hippos, which almost look cute when trotting on the ground until they catch you and bite you in half!
#JoeyBToonz
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@@davesmith826 Very accurate, seen African Buffalo anger fits in person. You DO NOT mess with them. They kill many, many people like these idiots every year.
Take your like for cracking up my family with this line!🤣👍
I live in Yellowstone National Park year-around. You would not believe the stupidity that I see here on a daily basis. I just about fell out of my chair laughing at the narration in this video. It’s exactly what the locals here are all thinking when we see stuff like this every day. Thanks for voicing our collective opinion! 😉
Question if you can answer ? Why are baby bison put down if someone touches it or it's separated from its herd?
Can't it just be taken to a rescue or rehab facility?
It always makes me so sad when I hear about it.
I’m just fascinated by these animals.
The bison are interesting, too.
OOOOF 😂🎉
😂🤣😂👍👍
same
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Nice
I live by Yellowstone....we love seeing this kind of thing. People are sooooo stupid!
easy meal. ;)
Time to start doing drinking game each time a bison bounces someone. :D
Do u see sum hobo in a trailer preaching about end of the world on the future
How's Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo?
How about stop calling people stupid you inconsiderate pos
i should not be watching this while drinking something... Joey's blunt humor is just the best haha
" These things don't like you."
Great line 😂
I don't like them. I never go out in case I'm like an unfortunate bison. Those poor animals just can't escape the human trash
@@dearbrad1996 good one!
We've come to evolve in such a retarded way that we are curious about natural stuff and animals. It's very weird. Looking at those ladies driving a car not understanding personal space which is something any animal that supposedly is dumber than us, understands. We look very unnatural if you ask.
Me no like them either. Why it isn't allowed for me to just bite them?
@@koczisek 🤣
My ex and I worked on the Alaska pipeline in the 70s. On a drive to Anchorage we encountered a group of cars stopped along the road. Curious, we got out of the car to see a group of people filming a guy feeding a big, wild bear. We left before any mauling began.
I remember that gas line , we had similar one here in Western Australia and yours inspired me to apply for a job on it which i got but unfortunately i was impatient and got another job while waiting on a Jack Up oil rig 300 klm off the coast . Such memories 😄 hahahaha 🇦🇺 🪃👍
@@billwilliams9362 • Great memories of hard work and lots of energy in our younger years. And, good pay!
So Gary Larson-esque.
@jakemoeller7850 absolutely . I should have kept some of that money 💰 hahahaha 🇦🇺 🪃👍
Don’t leave us hangin’ like that bruv. Even though you left, surely you found out what really happened? Inquiring minds wanna know 😅
I was in the Black Hills of South Dakota and watched a man drive his jeep out on to the prairie among the Bison. He was getting in between the animals the bull decided that he needed to do something. He hooked his head on one side of the Jeep and tipped it over. The driver got out and climbed onto the top of the upside down jeep. We watched until the herd of bison moved away. Then we drove out, picked him up, and gave him a lift to a place with a phone. He thought the animals were too dangerous, something needed to be done about them.
We were impressed with his stupidity.
How dare the bison graze on their own turf.
He was right though…something does need to be done about them. LEAVE THEM TF ALONE!!
Tourons !!
Shame on you. It's common knowledge to let nature take its course. Should have left him out there
Why dd you drive him back? As soon as he opened his rebard mouth to say that something must be done he should walk back.
That bison is a Saint handing out free lessons in self-awareness.
I dont know about anyone else but this is my favorite comment. Hahaha
@@nsob8897 Thanks, brother!
My dad lived in Wyoming for most of youth and early adulthood. He said he would go with his friends to Yellowstone and watch tourists try to get close to the bison. He said that sometimes they would attack, and it was funny.
I'm sorry your dad had to live in Wyoming. 😂
@@vipermad358 Yeah, he moved to a different country when he finished college.
“Did ya hear that? I got a feeling you’re goin’ right back in ‘em.” That’s the best line of the video and he had a lot of good ones.
I live in Jasper, Alberta. I work at a resort and once had to warn a guest not to try and shoo a bull elk off the golf course so that they could tee off. They didn’t listen. Elk got pissed and turned over the guest’s golf cart, ruining some of their clubs. They asked if the resort has any insurance for such an incident. I just put my AirPods back in before he finished the question, and continued with my day.
0:21 this has become one of the more disturbing byproducts of this smartphone age. People have become more concerned with their phones, and getting footage, than their overall safety and the safety of others.
I saw a video not too long ago on some American news channel. It showed some teenagers managing to escape from a school shooter. Basically, there was a group of students who had barricaded themselves in a classroom, and some brave student was dealing with a "cop" outside the door. It turned out it wasn't a cop, but was the shooter pretending to be a cop (they sussed him out because the shooter accidentally said, "Bro.") When they realised this, some other brave student opened a window and told everyone to get out. It's a nice story, and there were a lot of positive comments praising the kids. However, nobody seemed to notice what I was seeing - the f***ing TikTok watermark on the video. So, rather than having any survival instincts, this person's first instinct is to whip our her phone and film it? What if the shooter had come in and shot her? Do you think her parents would be happy knowing that their daughter spent her last moments on earth recording a f***ing TikTok video for likes? It's absurd.
There was another video I saw a year or two ago. It was an assassination attempt on Argentinian Vice President Cristina Kirchner. It looked like she was walking into a hotel, as she shook hands and greeted a bunch of people stood behind a barrier. You see all these people filming her as she slowly walks past and greets them. I remember there was this one girl in the video who was filming her. Kirchner got right in front of her. Then, once Kirchner walked past her and moved on the next person, she was immediately looking at her phone to see how the video came out. She was completely unaware that a man on her right had pulled out a gun. Luckily, the gun didn't go off and nobody was harmed. A scuffle ensued as some brave men (not glued to their smartphone screens) wrestled the assassin. However, there were _still_ people with their phones out, oblivious to what was going on, raising their phones higher to get their footage of Kirchner. Other than the three or four men wrestling the shooter, there was no sense of danger in the crowd. Nobody's survival instincts were kicking in. Is it really worth taking a stray bullet to chest to get a video of the Vice President to share on your Instagram Story?
I guess people care more about likes now than their own life.
0:26 phone addiction at its finest
Regarding the clip at 2:23 - I find it always so hilarious how a lot women in distress fall into this cliche soap opera state of hysteria and making it worse for themselves. Nobody is around except a wild animal that wants to F you up, yet you still need to make a scene.
😂😂
Ha😄so true
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Wow you're so tough sitting behind you're keyboard. im sure if you were being attacked by a wild animal you'd be an exemplar of clear-headed stoic control...gtfoh
That’s and evolutionary response. Women can’t fight and they’re needed to make babies, so they evolved to fall down and scream. Men have evolved to find it the most annoying sounds possible so they jump into action. Balls are cheap, wombs are not…I mean before civilization and stuff. Now it’s just this.
I once had a close encounter with a herd of free range cows on a trail near a lake. They had came out of a forest and were going down to the lake to get water.
I had been around cows that lived in a pasture as a kid. They were all either friendly or just standoffish.
These free range cows wanted nothing to do with me. I at first was like, "oh we can share the trail, they are cows after all." and started getting closer to them to walk alongside them.
Then one stopped, turned around and stared at me while I was still like 20 feet away... Totally blocking the trail.
It quickly became clear that it was telling me to wait until rest of the heard had passed.
It wasn't even a bull either.
I'm pretty sure the thing would have charged if I got any closer.
And it was doubly scary because I had a dog with me. Luckily she was a VERY well trained dog and just sat chilling with me for like 10 mins while the herd of cows walked past.
Animals are Super easy to read.
Rule of thumb is don't get within 20-25 feet of them.
Most predators won’t even mess with you if you follow that rule. We’re not worth their effort, unless it’s real hungry or lives in a truly sparse environment, like a polar bear.
Literally what every sign and ranger say - keep the distance wide!!
25 feet can be covered by most big game animals in 1 second. Humans can only cover 10 feet in that time. Your advice is bad. 100 feet is still too close. An uncle owned a buffalo farm, and I was there often.
1:53 Attention children, please do not leave your parent unattended while bothering the bison; enjoy the bison, parents! *(Horse neighs)*
I don't feel bad saying that every year I hope I see a report of a Bison absolutely stomping out a tourist.
a Human* not just tourists that are stupid..
Only if they were the ones as idiotic as the ones in this video
As a Canadian who at least sees the "1 American killed while photographing moose" while up here warms my heart. Idiots don't only come from far away lands. They are domestic too.
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These people confirm the phrase "if you're going to be dumb, you gotta be tough."
And I'll wager these people get tougher every day.
Best commentary I've heard in years!
Just came back from Bali, Indonesia. We went to a monkey sanctuary in Ubud and it was forbidden to bring bottles or snacks to feed the monkeys inside. But you know how it goes... and American dude with the looks of a Chad and loud af to get some attention was there taking selfies while giving beer to monkeys. Some people just can't
ah bali, the land of narcissists
And probably when the monkeys start to snatch his phone or start to attack , he whould start to scream like a little girl and when some one asks him why did the monkeys attack him he will say "i dont know brah , theese mankies are mean, its not my fault".
@@tim265and idiots
@@tim265 Tell!
Well i hope it was a can.
As a local, we always cheer for the animals (there are a few reasons why we don't have a big population here). Big city people use to make fun of us "hicks", turn the power off for more than a few days and see who is still standing.
I'd like to do that here in Florida, too. Remove widow screens and cut the power (no AC). Watch the assholes scream, melt, and swarm the highways, northbound. Good riddance.
What the fuck are you even talking about 😂
Life has gotten so comfortable for these people that nature isn't even taking it's course on them. Back then before we put animals in cages, you'd prolly never hear about these guys because they'd be dead before they even had a reputation of a moron.
I guess i won't find any word here that carries so many truth than yours today. We live in an illusion of security, peace and continuity. We just need one thing to wrong so all of this can go down. I thing Covid-19 let it very clear for people of this decade. But of course, just a few learned with it.
I'm a "big city" person and I don't go anywhere near a fucking bear, cuz I'm not a fucking moron. Now, take one of you yokels and put you in literally ANY URBAN core and you are shitting your pants in fear because there are a couple brown people nearby and somebody speaking a language you are too stupid to understand. Stay with the bears, Cletus, but know this, they are way fucking smarter than you. 🖕😂
The fact they’re still recording while someone is on the ground bleeding from being charged lol you wouldn’t catch me even walking near one of those animals. Matter fact I just won’t go to Yellowstone at all 😂
The screams of terror brought a Grinch sized grin to my face.
hes a mean one!
I just feel sorry for the bison that hurts someone and ends up being euthanized instead of congratulated.
I LOVE this....!!! The sarcasm is hilarious.
It's not sarcasm, he's deadly serious
Love the sarcasm on this channel. Makes my day.
This is when stupidity can be painful, and it usually is. Good on you, Bison.
The worst part is that if one of these animals kills someone, the animals gets put down.
I vividly remember being afraid of alligators back when I was in Kindergarten. Meanwhile, these clowns are willing to take a photo next to a wild Bison.
A well-timed bison stampede is quite warranted. Some people need to catch some serious horns and hooves.
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Maybe we will see piles of tourists like the white people that came to this country. Stack em’ high as the sky like they did in the past to the poor bison elders. Karma is a “beach”!
You have the best videos with commentary without question. Thank you
Checking phone mid stumble is crazy
Probably checking to see if it was broken, but yeah, the danger is still behind her and she prioritized her phone over her life.
@@j.k.4479 💀
She was just checking to see if she was having fun. Life isn't real until you see it on your phone.
0:12 that bison actually got her with the “OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!” 😂
Thanks!
I live 50 miles outside of Yellowstone. We locals hate their guts and look forward to reading about at least one fatality every year.
I live in Florida and hate their guts too.
99% of the time they're either from LA or NYC.
Idiot libtards.
I hit the like before I even watch a Joey B Toonz video. Because I already know it'll be good.
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I thought Joey hates Simps
There's a difference between fans and simps. But he seems to hate internet warriors and idiots worse...
Yellowstone, of course, years ago. Traffic jamming one of the main roads while their occupants crowded around a massive bull sitting a few yards from the road with his harem gathered a bit farther away behind him. Traffic was completely blocked so, being the asshole that I am, I leaned on the horn. Pure comedy ensued. Old Dad leapt to his feet, snorting and pawing the ground and 20-odd Darwin Award hopefuls scattered, tripping over one another and screaming. Traffic started moving again very shortly thereafter. Pre cell phone so no vids, dammit!
If only it was somehow recorded 😂
These videos are modern day public service announcements. Just need the little star flying across the screen and the phrase changed to "the less you know!" Absolute gems.
Next thing you know, they're gonna try to pet Grizzly Bears 😂
ANIMALITY😂
Are… you saying … we… shouldn’t?😮
😂😂😂😂😂
One can only hope
I did see videos of people trying to take selfies with wild brown bears... They had to move a brown bear with cubs because of the tourist was so eager to run after them and did split her from her cubs and would not leave them alone.
I'm a disabled Viet Nam veteran, and several years ago I was participating in a wreath casting ceremony on the USS Arizona memorial. A very somber and emotional occasion, as the ashes of an Arizona survivor, a sailor who was on the USS Arizona when the Japanese attacked, were being interred in the forward gun turret. His family was there with us. Supposedly the monument was closed to the public, but somehow that didn't happen, and a group of Japanese tourists came on board. They commenced to giggle and laugh, loud and irreverent, smiling at everyone there, clicking their cameras, pointing out the pics of attacking planes and explosions. Oh, they won't do that again!
Your existence is a blessing to mankind, Joey. God bless your heart & soul.
When a Normal guy who says what any rational human should be thinking is a blessing...we fukd UP😂
@@KHALABEEB eh.
@whunger3478 well said, bud. 🏆
The sound of pain and agony from those idiots should be the NEW ASMR😌
When you look at something like this, the apocalypse doesn't sound like a terrifying event, but more like a hopeful relief.
Hell is a real place
I agree with Turtle Person! Silver lining etc..👍🏻🍻
Same comment over and over. Are you that bored and have no social life?
Aside from the hell on earth It'll also be a cleansing of sorts.
As long as you realize you die too, right?
Humanity is falling apart and I’m living for it. Someone grab me some popcorn 🍿 😂
no not really, humanity in nations that can't tell a difference between a man and a woman is falling apart
@@ohara.Yea bro we fine in the non-West
@@nomen385 yeah except a lot of the idiots in this video are from the “non-west”….aka the east. So clearly there is a stupidity problem in a lot of the world.
Lol..... This ⬆️ 👍👏👏👏👏
@@ohara. there was alot of asian in the video, so you are wrong
Northern Alberta. A co-worker had to stop for a herd of Wood Buffalo crossing the road.
They are a HUGE version of the bison.
He honked the horn to get them to move.
They flipped his 3/4 ton truck upside down into the ditch.
And it didn't take them long. "Don't honk at me, boy."
for your anniversary you should make a video with the compilation of the best morons or when we finish the year
should switch humans in the wild and animals to have social media !!!
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That segue into the Raycon ad was admittedly smooth af. I'll watch ads for you, Joey.
To be fair most of these People are Chinese Tourists, most of them usually have a bad reputation even inside China so no surprise there, sad tho that the bisons likely have to go through that shit every day.
Not only did you get your video out first before you put your ad in there but the way you went into the ad was perfect!
I love your videos
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It isn’t just Americans, a couple of years ago in South Africa a Chinese family where visiting a lion park. Thinking that the lions where tame for some reason the farther got out of their car to pet the “King”, the king and his queens where not happy about that and proceeded to ingest the man…
Ahh Chinese
There was a video of a car safari and the woman had a fight with the driver, got out of the car, then came round to the other side, the guy oppened his doors trying to get her back in the car. She was yelling at him and all of a sudden some big cat came behind her, grabbed and dragged her away from the shot.
@@nessi777 hahhahhahhahhah
@@nessi777 ☕ Women
The asian tourists(especialy japanese) are always the biggest idiots.
They grow up never seing animals they dont eat and when they do this happens
Ive witnesses two of these wonderful moments in my life. As a kid my neighbor tried to befriend a fox and got chewed up pretty good and had to have all sorts of shots because they couldnt find the fox that bit. The second time was almost exactly two years ago, my gf's family came to visit us in the Adirondacks. Every year we get a couple moose that roam through the property and once in awhile if its foggy out they get within 50ft of the house. Happened to be a foggy morning just like that when a couple members of my gf's family decided they wanted to get photos with a massive moose and possibly pet it!?!. I didnt even have time to warn them before the moose bowled them down like bowling pins and lucky for them, it took off into the woods.
I'd give those people a red cape and tell them "wave this, they like it."
I worked in a state park that had a herd of bison. Amazing animals. Also, there are signs all over the park saying don’t go near bison, and all visitors got a pamphlet explaining that a bison running at full speed can run faster than a horse, and will attack if you get close. Still, there were three deaths and several more maimings that summer. And none of us who worked in the park felt sorry at all for the idiots. They were warned, repeatedly.
Although, I think the woman who had the buffalo run into her car as she drove past. That might be the park I worked at. And sometimes you were just on a road, and suddenly the bison were on the road, and all you could do was slowly drive past or let them walk past, and if the bison decided to, yeah, they would bump your vehicle.
I would be really interested to hear interviews after the fact where those still alive to be interviewed gave answers as to why they decided to ignore the advice.
I love the audio editing; always makes me crack up at the end!
2:37 I couldn't agree more, Joey. In the event they chalk one up for themselves I give a standing ovation to the wildlife for reminding these mental midgets that pricker bushes hurt and large pointy horns don't exactly tickle either.
I saw the clip of the woman who falls and checks her phone earlier this week and thought of Joeybtoonz straight away!
I've lived in Juneau, Alaska my whole life, and have seen & heard all kinds of crazy shit from tourists off the cruise ships. To be fair, although they all geek out, most of them are fine. But there are people who genuinely don't understand that nature is, in fact, wild and real. We get asked what time they let the whales out for feeding... same with bears, and so on. That's just the tip of the iceberg. "Why did they put the glacier so far from town?" "What elevation are we at" (as they stand next to the ocean, having just walked off a ship). The list goes on. So many people have been so far removed removed from anything natural for so long that they can't even grasp it. It never occurred to me that would become a thing, which was probably naive of me.
Damn that guy on the wooden railing is insanely lucky. The Bison barely tagged him, it could have easily ramped up and killed him.
Here's to JoeyBToonz getting more than 1,000,000 subscribers by the end of 2023! 😄
YOU MADE MY DAY !
LOVE FROME PARIS !
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Take the warning stickers off of everything and let nature sort itself out.
I live in West Yellowstone and work for a company that operates guided tours for inside the park and way too often hear stories about the rampant stupidity of visitors. There are people that literally ask, "what time do the zookeepers let the animals out of their cages?" Absolutely ridiculous
This was great! We definitely need a ‘Bison’s greatest hits’!
The fact you have to do a PSA about not hugging a 2000 pound killing machine, is reason enough to hope for a meteor.
That's boring. More bison seems much more fun 🍿
@@chrisnoname2725 I’m definitely pulling for Bison World Order
You are really speaking my mind, I get really annoyed seeing how people interact or spectate animals and ironically it's those people who have the herd mentality and lack of self awareness. So many things bother me about it all at once:
1) Part of it is the people are stupid.
2) Part of it is I get the sense they're being "stupid on purpose," as in they're flexing their arrogance and entitlement.
3) Part of it is an inherent animal cruelty and expression of treating animals as low of worth -- to them they're nothing more than props, entertainment to laugh about openly, or to even mock the animals or provoke them physically. Knowing that of course, they can get someone to kill the animal for being "aggressive" and "a serious real danger to society." I've noticed many people who love animal cruelty do it to hurt two groups at once: the animals themselves, and the people who love the animals.
A particularly gross example would be some people at a circus, gawking and laughing as a man cracks a whip to terrorize the tiger into standing on its hind legs (which, to the tiger, is irrational, but it's been tortured off-stage enough times into doing this irrational act, frightened as all hell of the torture that can come at any time). Then after the show, the gawking giggling dipsh!ts try to sneak into the back where the animals are kept in cages, they decide it would be totes hilarious if they get inside the cage and try to climb on top of the poor drugged tiger and take a selfie while another guy starts yanking the tail and laughing. When the animal finally tries to snap at one of them, the abusers run away screaming (while still checking their phone to make sure they got it all on video) and declare that the animal is clearly a danger to all society and must be killed to keep the world safe.
That's of course an "extreme" example but not only do there exist people who are like that, but many others do at least some part(s) of that if not all.
Man I really love how these conscious people don't understand how dangerous these creatures are made of despite other people are warning them, this is just pure stupidity to the next level right here...
Pretty sure they are unconscious, just kind of floating through life like some sort of stupid, obnoxious feather.
As a European, I probably don't grasp just how much damage they could do too. Then again, I don't even go into a field to pretend a local bull is a pet and those are "tame" by comparison.
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@@wimeatsworld When I was 6, or 7, I remember crossing a field with my sister and 3 cousins. I'm old enough that in the summer, if you were poor you didn't have shoes (because those were for school or church) so we were barefoot. Not my cousins. Their parents actually had money. Anyhoo. We thought the field was empty and about the point of no return, we suddenly realised it wasn't empty. It was inhabited by a very mean SOB bull. My sister (who is younger) and two of my cousins were nearly across the field when this startling fact presented itself. My older cousin, John, grabbed me, and piggybacked me at a dead run. I still to this day have no idea how we beat it across the field ahead of the bull, or how we got over the barb-wire fence. It was like magic.
2:33 Yeah, Joey, I'm pretty sure that's bison for "Hey, Bill, watch me give this blockhead PTSD."
Joey,
Nice job of integrating your advertiser into the video. The add just flows right in. Good job.
Wish other UA-camrs could manage as well.
Lmfao the importance of checking your phone in the face of death. 😂
LOVE THIS JOEY!!!!! MORE ANIMAL ATTACKS PLEASE!!!
More like "Animal Self Defense" imo... but I am not offended in the slightest at your gross mischaracterization😂
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The comment had me dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious
The "intelligent Species": "Oh, a wild Animal. I have to go really close and take a Selfie"!
The "intelligent Species" also: "Help! I am being attacked by the Animal"!!!!!!
“Oh my gosh he’s bleeding” 😂😂
At this stage, I think a wild bison sending you in the open wound status is the only way to help disconnecting people from their screen addiction and to turn them away from their madness.
I needed a good laugh today and you delivered. Thank you!
That bison was grunting like, "The goof is back fellas"😂
I live in Jasper, the largest national park in the Canadian Rockies. You wouldn’t believe the stupid shit I have seen people do around extremely dangerous large wild animals. Sadly if the animal does something it pays the price with it’s life. It boggles the mind and angers me to no end.
Sometimes my buddies and I would pull over on the parkway and point our cameras into the woods at nothing just to see how many people we can get to pull over. Then we just drive away. Summer is madness and stupidity on an international scale.
There's an old video from like the 80's of a bison launching a tourist 10 feet up into a tree. Tourists have been earning Darwin awards in yellowstone for several decades. There's also a lot of people that found out the hard way that the 'hot springs' are quite a bit hotter than the ones you can swim in safely...
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My wife and I camped as Assategue island. It was a fairly still evening with lots of bugs. I had a nice, smoky fire rolling. My wife looks up at me and her face is pure horror - there is a huge horse standing right beside me. She had papa and the baby with her. Both of us slowly got up and moved our chairs a little further away. After about 20 minutes, the wife calls the girls on facetime and they all watched the horses for half an hour. The horses ended up staying till after I went to bed somewhere north of 1am. I didn't touch them at all as rangers have a way of coming from nowhere to bust you. They visited for a long time and it was a calm, peaceful interaction. I have videos on my channel which I cannot link. Yes, I know they're wild and unpredictable. You just stay chill and never stand rear of the hind quarters. They only wanted the smoke.
These are one of my favorite animals, but I would never consider getting this close. Let them be and respect the fact they're minding their business in Their environment.
I especially hate the tourists who vandalize or steal.
These animals are so incredible, and the fact that they could finish the job in a few seconds, but don’t, is what is truly amazing.