They don't always euthanize. A guy crashed his mountain bike into a bear once, got killed, they decided the bear was just surprised and didn't euthanize. Wikipedia has full lists of fatal wildlife attacks very interesting.
Spent 25 years as a Forest Service LEO. Cannot tell you how many times I saw this kind of stupidity and others. One of the worst I saw was responding to a problem bear in a campground. We get there and find grandpa holding his 3 yo grandchild out at arms length and the child is feeding M&M’s to a 250ish lb black bear. We initially ran the bear off from grandpa and grandchild with air horns and pepper spray and driving our rig between them. Yogi returned once he realized the pepper spray was tasty like Tabasco. We had to result to shooting screamer rounds at it to drive Yogi back into the woods. What was astonishing was grandpa and the family were irate that we ruined their wildlife experience. They were so outraged and getting up in our face we were about to take a couple of them to jail. Subsequently, grandpa and the family filed multiple complaints with our food chain, that went nowhere and filed complaints with their Congressional Office, which also went nowhere. Years later I happened to meet the Congressional staffer that took the complaint and we had a laugh over the incident.
Several years ago i got surrounded by a herd of buffalo crossing a roadway in Elk Island National Park, Canada. I was on motorcycle when they started crossing the roadway a good distance in front of me. So i stopped to wait, turned the bike off. Then more emerged from the tree line and started moving across the road behind me, until they were comfortable being within 5 feet of me all around moving along. Most unreal experience of my life but all the animals were incredibly calm. But i didnt dare move a muscle.
And you would have been safer just turning around, driving a few miles back to a comfy diner and spending an hour over a couple of coffees. Probably they would have been gone by then.
Holy cr@p, didn't know that! But hey, I live in a completely different terrain with no intention of ever going near any boiling hot mountain water pool 😅😂
@@Ariadalf The geysers are basically pots of boiling acidic water. If you fell in (and lots of people do, for some reason), you basically get cooked alive. The crust overtop the water is dangerously thin in spots, hence that lady shouting warnings to those tourists. It doesn't take much to fall through the crust.
You don’t only have to be stupid, but INCREDIBLY arrogant - the way that guy in the first clip was just nonchalantly throwing the snacks at that huge bear 4 feet next to him😳
We took a trip through Banff and Jasper NP this spring, saw tons of animals safely from our car, took tons of great pictures with a good camera, it was awesome. Never even had to get out of the car. We saw tons of bears on the roadside, and there was always a throng of cars around them, the poor things. One time, we encountered one while we were taking a walk up at Miette Hot Springs - and you can bet we got out of there as soon as we saw it! It was about 100 m away still, but we almost shat ourselves when it looked in our direction. What the hell is going through these people's minds when they get all up in an animal's business like that? Not much, probably 🤷🏼♀️
I live in South Africa, and you wouldn't believe the stupidity of some tourists. We were at the Kruger National Park recently and had just entered the camp gate. There was a herd of Elephants that were unusually close to the entrance. Two foreigners decided it was a good idea to try and walk right up to one. The Rangers had to yell at them to get back in their vehicle. They will never know how close they came to being stomped to death. In another incident a few years ago at a river side resort, an American woman and her toddler were horribly k.lled by a hippo, when the mother decided it was cute and she wanted to get closer to see if she could pet it😢. That was a really horrific incident.
@@Christophe-pl5xu they were walking on and next to boiling substances. They ground can give way under their feet at any time and explode boiling gases and water all over them
@@Christophe-pl5xu they're walking outside authorized path in a thermal vents area meaning : there might be random hot geiser, they might not see and walk into a boiling water pool, might fall into one, they might get too near to toxic fumes area and just instantly drop dead. it's such a stupid thing to do.
That's not idiocracy. That's actually Natural Selection at work. Humans are smart enough to largely overcome Natural Selection but it's most enjoyable when we get to see someone trying to earn a Darwin Award.
When fools are about to melt themselves in boiling water, shut your pie hole and let them do it. That lady yelling was almost more annoying than the people walking where they shouldn’t be.
I wouldn't call it "sheltered" exactly; the term sheltered used to indicate "protected from violence"....but not at all stupid. The end result of bad parenting......adult toddlers. Ugh.
Yes absolutely. I remember when I used to work in the inner city for example...a lot of the teens I worked with had never seen a fricken' FIELD, a cow, horse etc etc before. I thought it was the saddest thing…these people can tell you all about the latest TV shows, games, music etc, but have little sense and experience when it comes to the real world and even potentially dangerous situations like that.
Years ago I was traveling through Wyoming. There was a pasture with a few head of buffalo, the closest one being about 50 yards out. All that was between us and the herd was a wire fence. I did stop to get a photo, but I stayed on the backside of my car, left the door open, and the motor running to make an exit as fast as possible if need be. I used the zoom feature to get some great shots though. Then a car stops in front of us. The guy gets out, walks up to the fence then crosses the fence and starts walking towards the herd. I simply got in the car and left. My wife was concerned and suggested we stay to help if he got hurt. I asked what we would do against a herd of buffalo if that moron got charged. She didn't have an answer, and I told I did not want to be witness to what could happen to that dude if things went South for him.
FWIW - a wire fence wouldn't stop bison. They'd either jump it (they can clear a 6' fence without breaking stride) or run straight through it. No fence can stop them.
"I remember watching the movie Idiocracy and laughing because it was so far-fetched that it was funny. Fast forward 18 years, and that movie is now becoming the reality we live in, and I'm not laughing anymore."😔
I always wonder about the time they stop and take time to look at the pictures they took. My guess is never. But then i guess they can post them on social media so possibly hundreds of people who don't give a shit can not care either.
I've been trying to wean myself off from my phone's camera. I realized I didn't form lasting memories of moments and places anymore, because all my attention went to my phone and "getting good photos so that I'll remember this".
If Tourists in my hometown of Asheville NC getting too close to black bears. I can easily argue with the visitors and tell them pack up your S*** and don’t come back if you’re going to be stupid.
Exactly. Causing the de@th of some of these beautiful creatures in a lot of cases. That's what happens when they get comfortable with humans. So sad, let them be and keep it moving dummies!
Burns are so mind-bendingly painful. I cannot fathom risking horrific burns over huge areas of my very sensitive, tender skin just to walk over there instead of here or to get closer to a big multi-colored puddle of boiling death.
I burned the name “Noah” into my hand-smelled like bacon at first and didn’t hurt at all (dead nerves) but next day/week after was agony and then some ✌️
Or... they can use drones for close footage if it's so insanely important. But risking being boiled alive in acid for a few photos is beyond me. But that's just my opinion.
And like they've clearly had zero interaction with animals, maybe bar a cat or dog…so they think every wild animal is as docile as a domesticated pet. People are so sheltered now it's unreal lol….it always looks like it's the first time these people have even stepped foot into nature sadly.
I guess they never saw the faces of death episode when a guy crept up to a grizzly eating trash. The bear jumped on him, ripped out his throat, and then ripped off an arm and ran off.
Sad thing is though, the animals usually get shot thanks to these clowns. And thanks to these clowns feeding them, they lose their fear of humans or worse, will go look for humans, which raises the chances of them being shot even more (the bears)
@@jesterday2222 that always makes me so upset when I hear stories like that! People are in THEIR territory and homes and do stupid things to get attacked!!
I have developed a strong case of misanthropy over the last few decades, it's getting stronger. Every day what I see confirms it, and not just on "social media". I've taken to being a hermit which helps my sanity, but even the very limited contact I have to have with people is too much at times.
When you live among 8 billion turds,99.9% of whom are mean, stupid and batshit crazy who could blame you for being misanthropic? I'll take the critters over the worthless idiot humans every time.
First of all, I want to say that when you paused the first grizzly bear and asked how many seconds that the guy had, it was already in affect. The sideways step towards the moron was the bears attempt to not scare off his pray. And the awareness of his prey, on his expression, as he feigned his reach for the pointless snack was the second tell tale sign. And the next guy at 0:18 Well, the bear is like, "Oh look, my juicy meal is offering me a crumb to eat first." (Seems like some people are just meant to be on the menu.🤷🏻♀️🙄)
You can tell how much people don't go out anymore. They really have to get a pic of the wild life they're lacking and can't just be a bit more respectful while they're at it.
The USA just let a criminal pedophile steal an election in 2020 and let him stick around until he couldn't stop crapping his pants and drooling uncontrollably. Now they have a washed up prostitute next in line!! Americans are currently the stupidest people on the entire planet.
IMO: My guess would be that every one of these events involved people that are city folk, as country folk deal with wildlife everyday. Wildlife must be respected.
There are billions of pictures of these animals on the internet, but no, they have to risk their lives to get their own picture and then forget about it when it gets lost among the millions of other pics of crap they have on their cellphones
Just classic CCP officials kids who spend their peoples money to come to America when they cant speak a word of english and then do incredibly dumb things because their parents said the world bows to China
simply walking in the city, and my city isnt very big, became a huge nuissance for me. 0 situational awareness, 0 self awareness everywhere and half the people focused on their dummy.
While driving a semi, I had to stop for a herd of bison in the corner of Yellowstone. One teenaged animal walked right up to my driver's window, and his head was just about as high. They're big and not afraid of anything. You've been warned.
To be honest all the animals in yellowstone were driven near extinction for a reason. They are a danger to human civilization. The same people who preserved them are the same hippy liberals who say nature is our friend its not scary which leads to these people having no fear now.
I've spent more time in the woods/hiking than most people, and have very little photos, comparatively. So many people these days can't even enjoy nature without it being through a camera lense.
People thinking they are Suzi Eszterhas or Melissa Groo, instead of being stealthy and quiet to take a picture, they go for the loud and obnoxious way. Most humans don't deserve nature and should stay in their office cubicles.
If you watch wild life from a respectful distance with attention and decent curiosity you'll have far more nice and deep memories than all of those blurry pictures and superficial videos.
This is the dumb thing about people these days: they do things out of self interest and convenience with no sense of caution or consideration of consequences. The world does not revolve around you or exist to satisfy you. You have to be smart and aware of how your actions play out.
3:00 I they're either foreigners who don't understand English or domestic foreigners who don't understand English. Either way you should be smart enough to understand that people yelling at you is a sign you're doing something wrong and they're trying to warn you.
@@Fatmamafat Here I'll give you an example: "Hey y'all sell chitlins here?" *Chitlins? What's a chitlin?* "Y'know chitlins or chitterlings as y'all probably call em round 'ere" *Miss I have never heard that word before* "Oh for crying out loud, PIG IN-TES-TYNES, do y'all have em or not?" *Ew, why on earth would we sell pig intestines* "Cuz people eat em, we eat them down south" *Yea well you're a long way from the south, we don't sell nothing like that here.* "Well do y'all at least sell pigs feet?" **Ear ringing and staring off into space in disgust**
Yellowstone doesn't have multilingual signs. I saw a lot of asian tourists doing things the signs said not to do, like going off trail to look right into a small geyser hole that could erupt randomly at any moment. All we could do was try to gesture people back to the trail
It's interesting how little respect tourists have for anything that can kill them. It's like the moment someone boards a cruise ship or books a pre-planned vacation all common sense just flees their head. I live in a tourist town in Alaska. We have to put railings up on the sidewalk because these idiots would walk backward into the road to get photos of the historic buildings. I was doing some work downtown in a basket lift, we had a large area completely cordoned off with orange fencing, signs, and caution tape. While I was up in the lift tourists would come and tear back the caution tape and walk right through the work zone and out the other side. Never even sparing a glance for an alternate route or anything. Its mind blowing.
@apexalaska, Your comment hit home. I lived in a tourist town in the Sierra Nevadas in the early 1980s. Snowed in for a week one winter - the tourists who couldn't leave town panicked and did all manner of crazy things. One adult took the family's trash and spread it all on the street. When I asked what he was doing, he said the snowplow would remove it. After calmly explaining why he was creating a problem, he picked up every piece while I watched. He was a middle aged adult, married with children. God only knows what his kids learned from his example. I hear every Spring a few bodies are recovered, people who took a hike and were unprepared, got lost, or whatever.
These people are the reason I quit working in Yosemite. They actually ask questions like, "When do you turn the waterfalls on?" and "What time do all the animals get put in their cages?"
These fools go out and invade the animals territory for a selfie but when they are attacked by the animal they are the first ones to say it was the animals fault and for some idiotic reason people deem it necessary to euthanize the innocent wild animal for human idiocracy when will people learn to leave wildlife alone 😮
@MegaLenny-f5g well dear vegetarian (not about you but ppl in general) not everyone is so stoopid and runs into big markets like Walmart to buy their meat, but from farmers who took well care and gave love to their animals.
It's extremely sad that, at no fault of their own, many wildlife animals have been forced out of their habitat to live among people. There is more wildlife, like bears, deer, moose, etc., than ever before seen in backyards, especially on hot summer days, swimming in public or private pools, strolling streets of the inner city, as well as walking around store parking lots, sadly, the worst of all many are either Euthanized, Shot, Hit by vehicles, left to suffer or dead on streets, in addition to highways, it's not over-population as people say, or because everyone has a phone taking pics, the truth is Pure-Greed of man/woman destroy, tearing down trees, invading beautiful nature's wildlife habitats, to build more new plazas, more hotels, highways, and more Exquisite Luxurious homes, etc., all for the love of the mighty dollar. Please don't turn a blind eye to animal abuse, be their voice.
I feel bad for the animals that get euthanized because some stupid idiot walked up to it and got mauled.
I hear ya. Also making it easier for hunters to hunt them cause some idiot gave them bread thae last time they encountered a human. .
@armintamzarian8256 that's q crime most hunters will never do that
@@crazychase98 sure.. they have such high integrity
Humans care a little too much for other humans.
They don't always euthanize. A guy crashed his mountain bike into a bear once, got killed, they decided the bear was just surprised and didn't euthanize. Wikipedia has full lists of fatal wildlife attacks very interesting.
Imagine being so stupid that your phone has to warn you not to go near wild animals
Anyone with the intelligence of a crayon can look at an animal and figure out if it can kill you.
Well at least the app developers have more work to do. Lol.
Smart Phone has got to be the most ironic name for a product that has ever been created!
Yeah, it’s like “Idiocracy” movie from 2006
@@douglaswright9701 They don't know how smart a crayon is because they have eaten them all.
Spent 25 years as a Forest Service LEO. Cannot tell you how many times I saw this kind of stupidity and others. One of the worst I saw was responding to a problem bear in a campground. We get there and find grandpa holding his 3 yo grandchild out at arms length and the child is feeding M&M’s to a 250ish lb black bear. We initially ran the bear off from grandpa and grandchild with air horns and pepper spray and driving our rig between them. Yogi returned once he realized the pepper spray was tasty like Tabasco. We had to result to shooting screamer rounds at it to drive Yogi back into the woods.
What was astonishing was grandpa and the family were irate that we ruined their wildlife experience. They were so outraged and getting up in our face we were about to take a couple of them to jail.
Subsequently, grandpa and the family filed multiple complaints with our food chain, that went nowhere and filed complaints with their Congressional Office, which also went nowhere. Years later I happened to meet the Congressional staffer that took the complaint and we had a laugh over the incident.
I watched a bus of Asians hp off a bus & walk into the bush to film a Giant Bigfoot.
Yeah that's absolute stupidity on the part of so many tourists like this Grandpa
Holy cow! Why do we even try to save these people?
Wow.....just wow....next time call child protection services as well....mind boggling.
@@Paul_Jones1982 CPS doesn’t respond to the @$$ of nowhere.
“who left the bag of idiots open?”
😂
Who closed the mental institutes ?
@@robertdevries8879 it was Ronald Regan wasn't it?
@@themonsterunderyourbed9408yes Ronald Reagan waved a magic wand 45 years ago and closed every mental hospital in every state, idiot .
@@piggy310 That's not what I meant, but he definitely implemented policies that started shutting them down. Learn some history.
I'm still betting on the animals.
same here, leave god's creatures in peace.
GO BEARS!
Solid bet !!!
Betting? Betting??? I'M CHEERING THEM ON!!!!!!
So am I.
Several years ago i got surrounded by a herd of buffalo crossing a roadway in Elk Island National Park, Canada. I was on motorcycle when they started crossing the roadway a good distance in front of me. So i stopped to wait, turned the bike off. Then more emerged from the tree line and started moving across the road behind me, until they were comfortable being within 5 feet of me all around moving along. Most unreal experience of my life but all the animals were incredibly calm. But i didnt dare move a muscle.
That's so cool and terrifying. There's real danger of getting trampled there, so you handled it very well.
Well done for shutting down the motor and not spooking them.
And you would have been safer just turning around, driving a few miles back to a comfy diner and spending an hour over a couple of coffees. Probably they would have been gone by then.
Yes, tourist. Do pet the bears. It'll be fine
Especially the big fluffy white ones .
😂😂😂
They are all so lonely because no one gives them a hug, give it a go tourists
"Nah, it'll be fine!" 😅🤭
But the problem is when the bear attacks they shoot the bear and not the tourist.
03:00 I worked in yellowstone. yes you can just fall through and get boiled alive.
😂 ikr
Holy cr@p, didn't know that! But hey, I live in a completely different terrain with no intention of ever going near any boiling hot mountain water pool 😅😂
fall into what, i dont get it ?
@@Ariadalf The geysers are basically pots of boiling acidic water. If you fell in (and lots of people do, for some reason), you basically get cooked alive. The crust overtop the water is dangerously thin in spots, hence that lady shouting warnings to those tourists. It doesn't take much to fall through the crust.
@@MykeLewisMusicAny links to videos of such things? It'd be hilarious to watch some of these cerebral champions take their final bath.
None of these deaths would be considered a tragedy.
True, animals need to eat too
At this point, if aliens come to earth to pick me, this isn't an abduction but a rescue mission.
I'm with you 🎉
😂😂😂
That comment seems awfully familiar
Take me to your leader
Morons are gonna moron .Let nature take over
I've always been a fan of natural selection.
Fuck yeah!! Great stuff it is!
agreed
Yep. Natural Selection and earning a Darwin Award!
Oh so based
The USA is doomed... But globally, Earth will benefit immensely
You don’t only have to be stupid, but INCREDIBLY arrogant - the way that guy in the first clip was just nonchalantly throwing the snacks at that huge bear 4 feet next to him😳
Exactly- and other idiots will say the bear is evil when it kills him.
Yeah. That was suicidal imo. There’s no way he thought he’d survive that.
A GRIZZLY!
If you gave those people a penny for their thoughts you'd only get a refund
😎...🤣
😅😂😅 Thank you, needed that. 🤝
😅
😂😂😂
Groucho had a great line: "A penny for his thoughts would be price gouging"
These people are the epitome of the saying "you can't fix stupid "
@chris, 😂😂 stupid should hurt!
Nature can fix it.
Permanently.
@@JoJo-vg8dznatural selection at it's finest moments😂
You may not be able to fix stupid but, at least duct tape will muffle the sound.
@@bradwilliams1691
quack! duck tape!
We took a trip through Banff and Jasper NP this spring, saw tons of animals safely from our car, took tons of great pictures with a good camera, it was awesome. Never even had to get out of the car.
We saw tons of bears on the roadside, and there was always a throng of cars around them, the poor things. One time, we encountered one while we were taking a walk up at Miette Hot Springs - and you can bet we got out of there as soon as we saw it! It was about 100 m away still, but we almost shat ourselves when it looked in our direction.
What the hell is going through these people's minds when they get all up in an animal's business like that? Not much, probably 🤷🏼♀️
Why all these pictures tons of it.Moronic behaviour.
And at their funeral, "he was such a good man."She would help anyone," but they were dumb as a rock!!!
"You're talking to furniture"
That was a great line.
That's how I feel at work, except the furniture people are also pussies.
She's yelling at two Chinese nationals who probably understand little if anything she is saying.
@@CB-ke7eq And if they did, they stil wouldn't listen.
@@SkinPeeleR No argument from me there, though I find that sort of willful ignorance can be found in all of the world's peoples.
One of my coworkers has a sticker on his toolbox that says, "make everything idiot proof and they'll just make a better idiot".
Good one!
it's so true, though, lol
😂😂😂 That's hilarious
That’s fucking excellent 😂🫡
That's safety now a days
I love the commentary on this!! Its brilliant! 😂😂😂
I live in South Africa, and you wouldn't believe the stupidity of some tourists. We were at the Kruger National Park recently and had just entered the camp gate. There was a herd of Elephants that were unusually close to the entrance. Two foreigners decided it was a good idea to try and walk right up to one. The Rangers had to yell at them to get back in their vehicle. They will never know how close they came to being stomped to death. In another incident a few years ago at a river side resort, an American woman and her toddler were horribly k.lled by a hippo, when the mother decided it was cute and she wanted to get closer to see if she could pet it😢. That was a really horrific incident.
Nature eliminates genes of dumbness.
Darwin.
Just Darwin.
Natural selection
She taught her and her kid an important lesson that day
Describe the incident ..
"Just drive away, Martha"
They're past the point of help...
They were the smartest Asian tourists I’ve ever seen.
What was the risk there? I dont understand english.
@@Technicallyimright LOL!!!!
@@Christophe-pl5xu they were walking on and next to boiling substances. They ground can give way under their feet at any time and explode boiling gases and water all over them
@@Christophe-pl5xu they're walking outside authorized path in a thermal vents area meaning : there might be random hot geiser, they might not see and walk into a boiling water pool, might fall into one, they might get too near to toxic fumes area and just instantly drop dead. it's such a stupid thing to do.
That's not idiocracy. That's actually Natural Selection at work. Humans are smart enough to largely overcome Natural Selection but it's most enjoyable when we get to see someone trying to earn a Darwin Award.
3:10 “you’re talking to furniture right now” Ah ah, cracked me up
I lost it there 😂😂😂😂😂
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They were Asian. They were probably tourists who don’t speak English and had no clue what she was saying
"Selfie Control" yes they're really that stupid.
People need an app to tell them to have self control. Big surprise lol
And every photograph isn’t “selfie”
The unthinkables !
I've not watched your channel before, I will from now on ! I've been laughing my """* off listening to your commentary !! 👍🏴
'Arm filled with meat'. I'm dying here!😂
I actually snorted my mouthful of wine out of my nose!
Can they're stupidity" be more apparent. 😂😂
Okay, calm down.
@@KushSaber-ji2ic *Their stupidity. Hmm.
So disturbing.. its like sticking your arm into a meat grinder.
More like putting their own Di CK on meat cutter to look whether it safe to put it there
is that dangerous?
🤣
@AL_iVe_now maybe 🤔
@@mudskipper9312 i tried it and then had to type this with my nose
When fools are about to melt themselves in boiling water, shut your pie hole and let them do it. That lady yelling was almost more annoying than the people walking where they shouldn’t be.
Right when I'm about to give up on humanity Joey B comes and says exactly how I feel, it helps with the pain. Thanks JB
And they breed.
Well, we are the ones commenting on UA-cam, so that makes us squarely part of the problem.
Oh, let me guess, you’re the one exception.
These people have clearly lived a sheltered existence - naive and ignorant.
98% of their time has been spent in “ virtual reality “.
Exactly my thoughts
I wouldn't call it "sheltered" exactly; the term sheltered used to indicate "protected from violence"....but not at all stupid.
The end result of bad parenting......adult toddlers. Ugh.
Yes absolutely. I remember when I used to work in the inner city for example...a lot of the teens I worked with had never seen a fricken' FIELD, a cow, horse etc etc before. I thought it was the saddest thing…these people can tell you all about the latest TV shows, games, music etc, but have little sense and experience when it comes to the real world and even potentially dangerous situations like that.
Years ago I was traveling through Wyoming. There was a pasture with a few head of buffalo, the closest one being about 50 yards out. All that was between us and the herd was a wire fence. I did stop to get a photo, but I stayed on the backside of my car, left the door open, and the motor running to make an exit as fast as possible if need be. I used the zoom feature to get some great shots though.
Then a car stops in front of us. The guy gets out, walks up to the fence then crosses the fence and starts walking towards the herd. I simply got in the car and left. My wife was concerned and suggested we stay to help if he got hurt. I asked what we would do against a herd of buffalo if that moron got charged. She didn't have an answer, and I told I did not want to be witness to what could happen to that dude if things went South for him.
Congrats on not being brain dead. Your medal is in the mail.
I would have witnessed it and then used said video to show potential morons what happens when you play with nature.
You should have called local law enforcement. But then you said “years ago” so may mobile phones where not available.
If you tried to warn him, he probably would've responded with hostility anyways... that's how those types usually are
FWIW - a wire fence wouldn't stop bison. They'd either jump it (they can clear a 6' fence without breaking stride) or run straight through it. No fence can stop them.
"I remember watching the movie Idiocracy and laughing because it was so far-fetched that it was funny. Fast forward 18 years, and that movie is now becoming the reality we live in, and I'm not laughing anymore."😔
yeah it went from parody to documentary really fast
Predictable result of handing the nine year olds “ smart phones”.
I did the same then life snuck up on us like whoa
Upgrayedd spelled with two d’s for a double dose of this pimping.
Predictive programming
City folks, betcha
And then some brave smart person has to risk their life to try and save them. Good grief
"Your talking to furniture right now" fricking awesome😂
To be fair, they look like East Asian tourists. They genuinely might not understand
Imagine living with 3rd degree burns and a i told you so
People need to live in the moment more instead of taking a picture/video they will never look at again.
I always wonder about the time they stop and take time to look at the pictures they took. My guess is never. But then i guess they can post them on social media so possibly hundreds of people who don't give a shit can not care either.
Exactly! How is watching a wild animal cross the street in front of you through your phone camera any different than watching a nature documentary?
I've been trying to wean myself off from my phone's camera. I realized I didn't form lasting memories of moments and places anymore, because all my attention went to my phone and "getting good photos so that I'll remember this".
Its not about them watching it again. People do this to post on social media so everyone else can see how cool they are
@@AnnaMarianne Good for you realizing that
0:11. Don’t feed the wild life!!! Thats the #1 rule to the outdoors.*facepalm*
If Tourists in my hometown of Asheville NC getting too close to black bears. I can easily argue with the visitors and tell them pack up your S*** and don’t come back if you’re going to be stupid.
Feed the wildlife tourists. What's the issue?
Exactly. Causing the de@th of some of these beautiful creatures in a lot of cases. That's what happens when they get comfortable with humans. So sad, let them be and keep it moving dummies!
I once fed a slug and it never stopped following me
I don't go outdoors much and even I know that rule...
Honestly if people go and try to pet bears or stand next to bisons to get pics, just let them be, natural selection will sort things out for us
Burns are so mind-bendingly painful. I cannot fathom risking horrific burns over huge areas of my very sensitive, tender skin just to walk over there instead of here or to get closer to a big multi-colored puddle of boiling death.
I burned the name “Noah” into my hand-smelled like bacon at first and didn’t hurt at all (dead nerves) but next day/week after was agony and then some ✌️
Or... they can use drones for close footage if it's so insanely important. But risking being boiled alive in acid for a few photos is beyond me. But that's just my opinion.
They probably had no clue
It's just like in real life. They seem to believe the camera is like a shield, until it's too late. They are so dumb.
Yeah, cameraman never dies😂
And like they've clearly had zero interaction with animals, maybe bar a cat or dog…so they think every wild animal is as docile as a domesticated pet. People are so sheltered now it's unreal lol….it always looks like it's the first time these people have even stepped foot into nature sadly.
This is real life 😂
I guess they never saw the faces of death episode when a guy crept up to a grizzly eating trash. The bear jumped on him, ripped out his throat, and then ripped off an arm and ran off.
2:18 Nature can't handle the burden of fixing the human gene pools anymore. We are way outta control.
Referring to those who forget to use the capacity to recognize danger,not me in either cases
One quick solution, get rid of USA and its stupid culture, for a start.
Just keep in mind these are generally Americans. Globally, people aren't this stupid.
I’m ALWAYS cheering for the animals! They’re proving the point of “F around and find out” to the point they need to close down national parks!!
Sad thing is though, the animals usually get shot thanks to these clowns. And thanks to these clowns feeding them, they lose their fear of humans or worse, will go look for humans, which raises the chances of them being shot even more (the bears)
the bears are the best.they get right to the point
@@jesterday2222 that always makes me so upset when I hear stories like that! People are in THEIR territory and homes and do stupid things to get attacked!!
@@bradc32 YES 😂
It's their house, Use your manners!
Don't warn them at all...let them win a Darwin Award.
Joey’s commentary is 100% spot on. And it’s hilarious. Thank you for bringing the laughter this morning.
He’s hilarious ❤❤
Absolutely Agree.
Classic. 😂
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Natural selection is wild comedy! 🤣🫣 Thanks Joey!
I have developed a strong case of misanthropy over the last few decades, it's getting stronger.
Every day what I see confirms it, and not just on "social media".
I've taken to being a hermit which helps my sanity, but even the very limited contact I have to have with people is too much at times.
I hear you. I moved out too . I feel safer in the wild.
Leaving the usa would be good for you
When you live among 8 billion turds,99.9% of whom are mean, stupid and batshit crazy who could blame you for being misanthropic? I'll take the critters over the worthless idiot humans every time.
Thanks Joey. The back side of the Bell Curve is always entertaining.
“There will go..give me that f**king arm..”😂😂😂😂😂
First of all, I want to say that when you paused the first grizzly bear and asked how many seconds that the guy had, it was already in affect. The sideways step towards the moron was the bears attempt to not scare off his pray. And the awareness of his prey, on his expression, as he feigned his reach for the pointless snack was the second tell tale sign. And the next guy at 0:18 Well, the bear is like, "Oh look, my juicy meal is offering me a crumb to eat first." (Seems like some people are just meant to be on the menu.🤷🏻♀️🙄)
You can tell how much people don't go out anymore. They really have to get a pic of the wild life they're lacking and can't just be a bit more respectful while they're at it.
The USA just let a criminal
pedophile steal an election in 2020 and let him stick around until he couldn't stop crapping his pants and drooling uncontrollably. Now they have a washed up prostitute next in line!! Americans are currently the stupidest people on the entire planet.
IMO: My guess would be that every one of these events involved people that are city folk, as country folk deal with wildlife everyday. Wildlife must be respected.
There are billions of pictures of these animals on the internet, but no, they have to risk their lives to get their own picture and then forget about it when it gets lost among the millions of other pics of crap they have on their cellphones
They really are desperate for darwin award.
Literally Idiocracy.
I’d never tell those people to get off that thermal ground…I’d just watch the news later
They damage a fragile environment though that take thousands of years to recover.
..or stick around and watch, interesting.
I don't think the earth is worried about these people. Them falling into it is a design feature.
Just classic CCP officials kids who spend their peoples money to come to America when they cant speak a word of english and then do incredibly dumb things because their parents said the world bows to China
@@nomonkeysleftbehind8752 still worth it..
simply walking in the city, and my city isnt very big, became a huge nuissance for me. 0 situational awareness, 0 self awareness everywhere and half the people focused on their dummy.
My favorite was when they discovered "quiet walking" then posted video after video of them yapping away while "quiet walking" about how great it is.
Thank you Joey B. For pointing out all these stupid people that we have to deal with daily.
While driving a semi, I had to stop for a herd of bison in the corner of Yellowstone. One teenaged animal walked right up to my driver's window, and his head was just about as high. They're big and not afraid of anything. You've been warned.
You've been warned, but you won't pay attention. Anything for the God of Photos.
To be honest all the animals in yellowstone were driven near extinction for a reason. They are a danger to human civilization. The same people who preserved them are the same hippy liberals who say nature is our friend its not scary which leads to these people having no fear now.
YES..... THANKS FOR THE INFO 😃🇱🇷👍💯
I have zero empathy for wilfully ignorant people
The clip with the bear and the fry has been nominated for a Darwin Award
Rare beef and fries all in one bite. Sounds good to me.
Proving natural selection is our friend
You can love and appreciate nature while also understanding that it wants you dead.
Respect the Mother and she will not kill you (probably)
You don't even need to leave your house to find a dozen things that will kill you.
Mother Nature is pro choice.
I've spent more time in the woods/hiking than most people, and have very little photos, comparatively. So many people these days can't even enjoy nature without it being through a camera lense.
People thinking they are Suzi Eszterhas or Melissa Groo, instead of being stealthy and quiet to take a picture, they go for the loud and obnoxious way. Most humans don't deserve nature and should stay in their office cubicles.
If you watch wild life from a respectful distance with attention and decent curiosity you'll have far more nice and deep memories than all of those blurry pictures and superficial videos.
Seriously! Why can’t people leave wildlife alone!!
This is the dumb thing about people these days: they do things out of self interest and convenience with no sense of caution or consideration of consequences. The world does not revolve around you or exist to satisfy you. You have to be smart and aware of how your actions play out.
It disgusts me how many people have their phones out.
Had no idea Garfield had a YT channel.
Loving this shiz - keep it up lad.
3:00 I they're either foreigners who don't understand English or domestic foreigners who don't understand English. Either way you should be smart enough to understand that people yelling at you is a sign you're doing something wrong and they're trying to warn you.
Chinese, that's the end result of communism it breeds drones with no logic
Or they're deliberately ignoring her because they're stupid.
“Domestic foreigners” tf ?
@@Fatmamafat Here I'll give you an example:
"Hey y'all sell chitlins here?"
*Chitlins? What's a chitlin?*
"Y'know chitlins or chitterlings as y'all probably call em round 'ere"
*Miss I have never heard that word before*
"Oh for crying out loud, PIG IN-TES-TYNES, do y'all have em or not?"
*Ew, why on earth would we sell pig intestines*
"Cuz people eat em, we eat them down south"
*Yea well you're a long way from the south, we don't sell nothing like that here.*
"Well do y'all at least sell pigs feet?"
**Ear ringing and staring off into space in disgust**
Either way they are idiots too. Lol.
joeybtoonz commentary is absolute gold.
Talking to furniture that is awesome. I’m gonna use that the next time I talk to my boss you’re awesome dude.👍🏻💯
These are the same types of entitled people who bring their pet dogs inside grocery stores, hospitals, restaurants and cafés 🤢
BINGO
And the same people who believe in Hollywood nonsense 😂
No its not at all, service dogs of any type and owners are not entitled, get your head right pal
These are liberals.
Huh? Dogs are usually allowed in restaurants and cafes, contrary to hospitals and grocery stores
It's infuriating because a lot of these animals are scared surrounded by these savages, the animals don't deserve this.
Animals are scared, but these people are too stupid to be savages.
Love the humour
Sure, raised up fur on a Grizzly's back isn't a clue...
At this point we need a “idiots vs nature” series. I didn’t think we’d have this much material
Yellowstone doesn't have multilingual signs. I saw a lot of asian tourists doing things the signs said not to do, like going off trail to look right into a small geyser hole that could erupt randomly at any moment. All we could do was try to gesture people back to the trail
SHEEP! With cellphones!
It's interesting how little respect tourists have for anything that can kill them. It's like the moment someone boards a cruise ship or books a pre-planned vacation all common sense just flees their head. I live in a tourist town in Alaska. We have to put railings up on the sidewalk because these idiots would walk backward into the road to get photos of the historic buildings. I was doing some work downtown in a basket lift, we had a large area completely cordoned off with orange fencing, signs, and caution tape. While I was up in the lift tourists would come and tear back the caution tape and walk right through the work zone and out the other side. Never even sparing a glance for an alternate route or anything. Its mind blowing.
The need and power of selfies overcomes common sense every time.
Tbh most people who are smart can't afford to come to alaska . Just rich liberals
@@crazychase98 It is always the Chinese who are the worst offenders. They have such a crazy superiority complex.
@apexalaska,
Your comment hit home.
I lived in a tourist town in the Sierra Nevadas in the early 1980s.
Snowed in for a week one winter - the tourists who couldn't leave town panicked and did all manner of crazy things.
One adult took the family's trash and spread it all on the street. When I asked what he was doing, he said the snowplow would remove it.
After calmly explaining why he was creating a problem, he picked up every piece while I watched.
He was a middle aged adult, married with children.
God only knows what his kids learned from his example.
I hear every Spring a few bodies are recovered, people who took a hike and were unprepared, got lost, or whatever.
LMAO "you're talking to furniture right now"😂😂😂 I'm dead!
These people are the reason I quit working in Yosemite. They actually ask questions like, "When do you turn the waterfalls on?" and "What time do all the animals get put in their cages?"
Omg 😳
These fools go out and invade the animals territory for a selfie but when they are attacked by the animal they are the first ones to say it was the animals fault and for some idiotic reason people deem it necessary to euthanize the innocent wild animal for human idiocracy when will people learn to leave wildlife alone 😮
Yep. I watched a guy scream because park rangers said they were only going to trap and.move the bear that attacked him.
His commentary and delivery is so funny! 😂🙏
Glad I grew up in South Dakota where we eat what we kill and respect animals. This is unbelievable
Blocking their path is disturbing...
yes. I was rooting for the bear.
I keep saying that state parks and lands should be 90% fenced off from the public for reasons shown here. #provemewrong
And this people vote, and the sad part is that their vote = 1, same as mine.
The selfie control app should always show a distance of at least 500 meters to make sure wildlife is protected from idiots.
There also should be an app to show how close you are to people with the wildlife distance app. Stay away from stupid people.
Imagine ending your bloodline because you wanted to get a photo of a wild animal. Your ancestors are facepalming right now
This is so sad. It shows again how much disrespect humans have towards animals and the nature.
Sorry but your typical KFC or Big Mac isn't a reference toward respect for animals or the environment.
@MegaLenny-f5g well dear vegetarian (not about you but ppl in general) not everyone is so stoopid and runs into big markets like Walmart to buy their meat, but from farmers who took well care and gave love to their animals.
Every one of these posts is like coming up for air! Thx much Joey!!
The difference between this and A.I. voiceovers…THANK YOU! ❤
All for social media clout and likes, miss the 90s when phone cameras was so bad that nobody used them.
When the animals are more intelligent than those people
Animals always have been. I think we need to let these people win the Darwin Award.
It's extremely sad that, at no fault of their own, many wildlife animals have been forced out of their habitat to live among people.
There is more wildlife, like bears, deer, moose, etc., than ever before seen in backyards, especially on hot summer days, swimming in public or private pools, strolling streets of the inner city, as well as walking around store parking lots, sadly, the worst of all many are either Euthanized, Shot, Hit by vehicles, left to suffer or dead on streets, in addition to highways, it's not over-population as people say, or because everyone has a phone taking pics, the truth is Pure-Greed of man/woman destroy, tearing down trees, invading beautiful nature's wildlife habitats, to build more new plazas, more hotels, highways, and more Exquisite Luxurious homes, etc., all for the love of the mighty dollar.
Please don't turn a blind eye to animal abuse, be their voice.
Deal with it.
Everybody witn those farkin phones!!!! The worst invention perpetrated on man: the "smart" phone!
It's their personal robot and it's probably reporting their every move back to robot HQ.
My lord ive never been so early to a joey vid, best as always dude, keep these morons in the limelight for mocking n bullying, keep it up soldier 🫡
0:40 Wasn't it typical of that woman to use Rick as a safety shield? 🤨
Tourists video are always the best🤣🤣
What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger. Except for Bears. Bears will kill you.
😎...😂
Bears, bulls, bison, anything large with antlers, etc...
@@RichardRennes Lots of animals can kill you. Mines just a funny joke.
A joke thats already printed on a t-shirt man
@@Ranger-sl5sq So? A joke isn’t bound or owned by any one person.