Mad at the Internet (February 9th, 2024)
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2024
- Intro: Pizza Tower OST - It's Pizza Time!
• Pizza Tower OST - It's...
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pizza time (Spiderman / Funiculi Funicula meme remix)
• pizza time
Outro: Gimme Pizza (Slow)
• Gimme Pizza Slow [High...
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I'm sick of Josh disparaging my cheese selection. Lawsuit incoming.
Anyone who unironically enjoys Bossmanjack has forfeited their privilege of ever passing judgment on anything.
@@misterdedlift4879TBMJD
@@misterdedlift4879 TOTAL BOSSMAN DEATH
@@misterdedlift4879Rat detected
Good Sir I represent the collective of Bovines for Cheddar production.
Nooo child it is youu who is grinding pepperoni. Enjoy pizza, stalker
IT is YOuUuU who will ingest the cheddar-laden slices, stawker child!
Josh starting the stream with forgetting something. Just like Metakur's cancer we just got to deal with Josh's dementia. Rip in peace.
Bro got the Joe Biden disease
YEAH THAT'S MY ARCHIVER
muh archivva
AUGH YEA
Go archiver, that’s my archiver
Archiver is our word, you can use archiva
There's my hotdawg man.
Josh is not a feeder. Now have 2 hours of him wacking it to people eating pizza.
He waddles right into it.
It's why he keeps the camera off so he doesn't get caught like ralph
I want Josh to drop a proper Cooking Channel-tier review of his hollondaise pizza.
And yet you continue to watch him do such, are you sure you aren’t the real feeder?
@@stephen8342 we are just humble sneeders, toiling for our feeder.
It's a "josh is a sassy bitch" episode
Mad at the Pizza Tower
Being a gambling crackhead is the worst combo, because as a crackhead you don’t see monetary value you just see crack, so as a gambler you only see how much crack you win but mostly how much crack you loose
The money got different.
the fact that they had the full resources of the russian federation at their disposal and decided to place the chairs so that two legs are off the carpet and two are on is all i need to know about the barbarism of the russians.
The subways look like palaces
What do the palaces look like? @@WiseOwl_1408
Slavs are Asiatics. What do you expect?
You might be autistic
That was a carefully crafted FSB technique to flush out the Western backed autists. You just got expoosed.
37:14 "what appears to be a pubic hair caught in the scanner" that was fuckin funny
I kinda figured this wouldn’t be a gotcha moment for Voosh. His fans already knew he was into kids and horses, he’s very open about it
Literally. The “horse cock” meme is, what, over a year old now? Vaush has never hid his weird bestiality thing.
Fun fact! There’s a pretty consistent spiral that sex offenders go down before they start consuming _illegal_ material and offending against real children. You know what’s the last fetish they obsess over before _real_ children become involved? Animals. Yeah. I feel about Vaush (and Hassan) the way Null feels about Vito.
And you see this over and over again. Ever hear of a woman named “Linda Lovelace”? Yeah, well, TLDR she was the most famous porn star of the 1970s. One of the ways her boyfriend / pimp / manager kept her in line was (1) beating her and (2) filming her being raped by an actual dog. Whenever she tried to leave, he threatened to show it to more people. He also threatened her with a “donkey show”.
The Toybox Killer allegedly did this to many of the women he assaulted and possibly killed. No wonder the few survivors didn’t tell or didn’t remember. The point of extreme sexual deviancy isn’t about the body of the sex partner. It’s about defilement and _destruction._ Peter Scully was being _very fucking clear_ when he named his “videos”.
His fans did yeah but he got caught in 4K with images on his computer. He can't pretend it's some debate bro shit. It's spreading around to very different groups calling him out and laughing at him. I think this will stick better. Even though anyone paying attention already knew.
@@that1guy375Didn’t Amos Yee do the debatebro shtick? We need to start taking these people at their word.
Josh skips half the vid "Why didn't he describe the taste!?"
Even the TL;DR of the TL;DR needs a TL;DR because he is so loaded up on pizza bites and pizza rolls, he has to eat like 3 bags to even loudly exclaim pizza day anymore. His crippling addiction to deep dish pies is putting him deep in a cheesy coma, he doesn't have time for anything but another slice.
Josh, you can get money orders at every grocery store, and Walmart, they are in fact much cheaper to get there, the post office is usually the most expensive for money orders. If you don't go to a grocery store or Walmart for cleaning stuff, toiletries, medication etc, sure you still go to Costco but you end up at a grocery store or Walmart at least 1x-2x a month minimum. Remind people of this, the post office is just as annoying as the DMV, unless you have a P O Box, you avoid it at all costs
I thought there was something about USPS that was better for anonymity, but that could be wrong? Waiting in line at the post office will destroy your faith in humanity, so if there's any way to avoid it...
True, Josh forgets how passive and lazy people are.
Postal Money Orders are insured, much safer.
The fee for a USPS money order is like $3 and its insured, what are you on about?
Some gas stations do money orders. Though the fee might be more than usps.
You know I do gotta give null credit, he was not audibly salivating into the mic during the pizza segment like foodie and ambie do anytime they even think about a favorite food
Not audibly, important distinction to be made there.
The Pizza Tower song is very fitting. If Jersh is Peppino(Stressed out Italian man collecting black sausage, banana peppers, euro cheese and being pushed to his limits) then Ralph is the Noise(Enemy who is sometimes an ally who smokes/drinks and mistreats his wife. Has a show where everyone laughs at him.) How poetic.
Real kiwi hours
Fun fact about Stu with the pizza, this was a character he was doing with a friend for a while, but when people thought he was real, and he started getting harassed until he quit the channel.
Or so I've heard.
That kid was funny, and I could tell it was a character. I've been skeptical about new lolcows since PreciousLeaf turned out to be a troll Mario teh plumber. He got found out because they typed too similarly and other similarities.
Man with that avatar you should really be posting in character.
@misterdedlift4879 I quite literally can't, UA-cam finds his dialect so unpalletable that my comments doing it get deleted by the bot after an hour. Rick could have been childing into the void on UA-cam for years by now
The bot is an even bigger janny than Josh and that's no easy feat. @@jackhazardous4008
10:55 Putin also left out part of the story where the Scandinavians / Vikings settled the Kievan Rus.
He left out part where principality of Moscovy was established by cowardly splinter of Kievan nobility which jumped ship when situation in Kiev became bad.
He left out the part about secret at the time Ribbentrop-Molotov pact.
He left out quite a lot of inconvenient historical facts.
But hey, yanks will gladly eat it up like a good cattle they are.
Indeed, Rurik, the founding father of the Kievan Rus' dynasty, which goes back to the 9th Century, was a pagan Viking 😂
So does this mean that we the people of Northern Germanic (Scandinavian) ancestry are entitled to rule Mother Russia? Hmm 🤔
@@scarletsletter4466 I suppose Putin would contest the Scandanavian connection (which a lot of Russian scholars do), but either way, it’s absurd. Didn’t know Rurik’s name, though.
Oh shit I read this in the Silmarillion.
@@misterdedlift4879 That’s funny because Tolkien only took inspiration from real cultures, not Slavs.
Only caught the second part of the stream on Rumble archive, good to know there was more missing
Vaush is the worst, of course its a horse
Where da yella peppers!?
who got da hollandaise
Yellow peppers and anchovies. Trust me on this.
I like yellow peppers, I'll eat them straight out of my garden, but I can't have them pickled and put on anything. I normally use them along with bell peppers for cooking.
@@SneedBassReally? Not even banana peppers?
That's 150k deposit in your bank account aaaaaaand its gone
That's why he's the GOAT!
_THE GOAT! THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!_
About time slacker lmao
The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
SUK AND FUQ
ITS THE ZUCC AND PHUCK
Why do you people always do this?
You destroy every fun niche that comes in your eternal quest for likes..
Fatherless behavior.
Nah. Cringe
@@Br1cht ok chud
Cringe
King cobs content is my best because Josh gets an honest child like laugh and adult gross out every time.
Jersh stating the Canadian eating a CALIFORNIA pizza kitchen pizza has better access to cheese than Americans is peak joshcore
Ever since i found a dead weevil right innthe outside crust of my frozen baked pizza and garlic bread- i only make my own.
The hells a weevil?
@@JasonFlake-op1ll the bugs that lay their eggs in wheat in fields and when your flour is old they will hatch in it. Clearly the place that made this stuff did not care about the bugs and I wonder how many were inside the pizza/garlic cheese bread. ( the combo thing you can get)
@@JasonFlake-op1ll
What's a weevil to you!?
@@SpeedBoost You are.
Glad you chosen the lesser of two veevils
Vaush got a signed poster of Mr Hands before he got gut busted by a horse.
That horse watches Vaush now.
@@OrgusDin 🍆🐴
Fun fact: Child sex abusers usually go through a downward spiral of pornography use, and “women being raped by horses” is usually the last thing they get into before they just start downloading CP. It’s their dirty little secret because it completely debunks the “MAP” argument of “I just have an orientation”.
It's Pizza Day AUGH YEAH folks
I'm glad Ralph knows The Official Rules for spelling bees and can correct the host
Nooo Stalker it is you who doesn't understand spelling bee rules. Now be gone child.
I like the idea of Ralph refusing to spell anything correctly ever again because he had a single bad experience at a spelling bee
Havent watched MATI in years and you've kept archiving. Much respect and thanks !
How is it so hard to have a separate computer that you use for streaming? Or at least just load of VM... I'll never understand these goofballs.
Yesss! Just what I needed at four in the morning
Thank you MATIArchiver
That Aquabats Pizza Day song is like Josh's entire life, props to the KAREN FARMER that put that in the KAREN FARMS thread.
The song slaps ngl ua-cam.com/video/lTtzAvbIAvw/v-deo.html
@@matiarchive404 shit that good.
Every Aquabats song slaps.
50:23 I can't help but laugh at the fact that he took the name of the creepy rapist guy from the first season of True Detective
He did?
@@SneedBass Yep, the guy's last name in the show is also Childres.
@@PunishedDanteOh, gross. Considering how often they ape their names from media, you’re probably right.
Giving me my feed and seed direct to the vein. Thanks man.
Happy Pizza Day 🍕
That was yesterday, it's now Saturday, no pizza for you!
Jashua Kernel Mood kevetch at the chat again
lul!
1/8th kvetching
1:00:38 stu the realest mf out there
If I had a nickel for every time Jersh played Stu’s Pizza Review on stream, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
He played the Fishy Fry song before too
How do people now know fatman, I still harass old friends with Awwwwww Yeah Folks
Based TR avatar poster with insightful take.
Ive been in software for several years and almost everyone I know calls it Sequel. Im in a very troonless region of Texas. Its just easier.
I'm in tech long time and I've never heard it called anything but "sequel." Never written that way though - that'll get your resume tossed in a hurry...
@@joez.2794 People do that?
@@joez.2794Not a tech person… why does that get your resume tossed?
Oh my god I love fatman
He is awesome
30 mins into the stream and I’m already at a complete loss of what Josh is on about
I'm so sad Josh didn't do Masaokis' pizza. He made his base with flour and sambuca, and his sauce was tomatoes blended with sambuca
Isn't Sambuca black liquorice flavored?
I dont understand why anyone would want to watch people eat. Sad that this mental illness seems to have taken over.
Short answer: It’s literally a sexual fetish.
"bRo, tHiS iS LiDdErAlLy sO sAtIsFyInG" _ASMR weirdos
@@SonofTiamat ASMR is 100% pornography and that’s why so many troons like it
The assumed maximum of friction in physical theory was superceded this weekend when Jersh beat it watching Chantal eat pizza for 20 minutes.
Good thing pizza is greasy otherwise things could get painful
You know what I realized, part of what exhausts me so much about Ralph is the repetitiveness of his trash talk.
It’s Low-Tier God type stuff.
Ltg at least creates odd scenarios about jumping off of a diving board to slam his bbc into your mom
LTG coping with his inability to swim, trying to find uses for diving boards. @@backlogbuddies
It’s funny how Americans can’t handle a 30 min history lecture.
Another page in someone else's book.
@@JasonFlake-op1ll not understand multiple perspectives is a huge lack of intelligence/wisdom
@@mr.mcbain Ignored the greatest insult to an enemy.
Sure... "Americans" can't handle it lol
@@mr.mcbain that is not perspective but historical bullshido of ex KGB agent (literal commie glowie). Conveniently left out the part about Ribbentrop-Molotov pact.
Does anyone know what stream Josh first watched that Stu guy review that pizza? Josh’s old streams were pure gold
Boomers love history. How do you think the History Channel survived so long before selling out to the ayylmao shows?
History is a funny way to write “a very specific interpretation of WW2”.
Bold of you to assume The History Channel still shows actual historical documentaries and not reality TV
I like this Jershua Kerner Mooh. He's funny.
Yeshua
The Pizza Tower music as the intro is absolutely god tier
1:03:30 I like to do the halo challenge when i eat pizza. You have to eat into the pizza and then nibble it down to the crust so when you take off the crust over your head in the end you look like Jesus for a moment
Actual pro tip for a really crispy homemade Pizza dough: Replace a quarter of the flour with durum wheat semolina
Happy pizza day frens ❤
I quite thoroughly enjoyed the pizza moments. I hope for more of it in the future.
(Surprised DSP did not make an appearance)
Boss man doesn't act like a literal crackhead. Crackheads need to hit the pipe every 5 or 10 minutes, he doesn't disappear and smoke. If a Crackhead stayed up for 4 days smoking Crack he'd be paranoid as hell and wouldn't likely be streaming. Not to say he's not doing another upper but I smoked with lots of Crackheads and they act nothing like this. A crackhead would care more about the Crack than streaming and would definitely take money out to buy it. A crackhead can easily smoke 300 dollars a day
Probably Adderall
@tunemelon2164 yeah I think it'd have to be a drug that's long lasting like Adderall/ meth or he's just naturally going through manic episodes lol
Gotta spend crack money to make crack money
@@AngryChair6I would love if you made a longpost about your adventures with drug addicts.
@wormwoodcocktail nothing really special, just a life of pathetic adults with zero morals. One positive thing is If you're a woman who's slightly good looking, they'll usually turn to selling their body one way or the other and as a less than desirable male mate which I was at times, it's easy to manipulate your way into some drug addict poon. I banged alot of decent looking 20 year old females as a man in my upper 30s so that was cool
It irritates me Josh thinks there isn't real cheese in the US.
It's a completely unhinged take once you have to move the goalposts multiple times and exclude as many states as possible, 'Not WI, Not CA, Not PA, Not today, Stalker Child.'
He's crazy pay no attention to him
Double Post, but fuck it. Stu is too Based for this world. The Patrician's pizza eating method.
Thats how a man who doesnt need to worry about sharing eats his slice
I personally identify with a literal bead of mercury. (I'm gender fluid)
no emote chat was an improvement
M’jord just broke his dry spell with NAL, the merge is happening
Little ceasars is the shittiest now. Bless it
On the train 40 minutes late to my date and I'm listening to a boy eat a pizza like a cookie...
If they don’t understand they’re not the one.
14:51 “We should thank God that they didn’t let you in!”
You're the one guy I always look for in the archive, you are the most based commenter.
@@SneedBass Awwww, thanks Sneedbass. You and Electric Ham Sandwich are the musical kings of our evil dark web* entreprise.
*According to Candace Owens
Boo? Pretty sure I’m saying that name right. Boo?
Boo and ‘Untier
I'm so happy Josh played Stew again.
Euro Domino's is pretty great, never had any complaints about it.
that texture he's got on the background looks like somebody needs to go to a dermatologist!
Journos: "The Cheese-Pizza Farms is so back!"
Is that Keffals new site
Pizza content got me snoozing
Not going to try him because a jury wouldn't convict? Waste of resources? I wonder who else has had hundreds of millions of dollars of resources wasted on a blatant bald-faced lie? Two wings of the same bird!
Man this stream felt like one from 5 years ago. Pretty great.
Feelsgoodman
Except that the very quality, a rarity now as you’ve suggested, only serves as a reminder of what once was. Like being mugged at the trampoline park you had your 12th birthday at.
yay! thanks for the upload
58:54 certified hood classic.
It's time for a good listen during the morning shift. Bless you, archiver.
hope ralph finds peace in life and becomes a monk. i just don't wanna see him give up the ghost from the terrifying march of pigs.
@1:03:36 i fucking love this clip so much that I laughed like a retard when it came back up
used to quote it all the time and i unironically eat pizza like this
Have you noticed the visual image change Vaush has gotten? From greasy Reddit mod with a man bun to way slimmer, washed with binary lighting?
What a glow up, not to say a glow in the dark upI I wonder which folder they got a hold of
LOL I think people have just realized he's a pedo and a fucking retard and he needs to at least look like he's not a reddit mod if people are going to take his terrible takes seriously
Dude, Vaush is as gross as always. He just went from being a disgusting porn-sick troon-supporter with a ponytail and gunt to…. A disgusting porn-sick troon-supporter with a man-bun and a gunt? Wow, such a glowup. Derek Guy truly saved this poor, fat, Hollyweird nepo-baby.
59:00 "Hot Dogs - Schaug hi, da liegt a toter Fisch im Wasser" is the original source of this melody. German culture at its finest!
I am glad I am not the only one that hates hearing people eat. Chew quietly and don’t let me see what is in your mouth. 😠
100%
If you said this to Rekieta he would (as soon as he is able to make it happen) be a mukbang channel with a gunt from all of the loud chewing with his new fancy transparent jaw he just had installed.
Very nice!
Josh dominos is like that in America too now. They went through a redemption arc
As a giant, all pizzas are the size of cookie to me so thats the only way i ever eat them.
Based Nephilim
If you were the size of a mouse you could eat a cookie like a pizza slice
Stu pronounces things like he’s related to Null
Every local pizza place i've ever been to has a deal on large pies on monday. How is it that pizza day lands on a friday? Im delaying this celebration so i can afford some bacon on top.
1:21:56 Is this that transcendentally exquisite Evropean cheese assortment that Jersh is endlessly babbling about?
Josh can barely even speak with all of that cheese in his mouth.
Archiver you jannie. Stop deleting comments.
Yeah let the criticism of jewsh flow Jan jan
Are they deleting comments? YT basically auto-filters _a lot._ Could be a total mistake.
Pineapple, black olives, capers, habanero peppers, and artichoke hearts.
This is the ultimate pizza. I apologise for nothing.
Artichoke hearts on pizza is fucking god tier
If you have leftover pineapple, black olives, capers, habanero peppers, and artichoke hearts you just have to add chocolat chip cookies , yeast and plenty of sugar to brew the most delicious mead
Based
Mushrooms, tomato sauce, cheese(not Amerimut “cheese”) and ham is my go-to.
@veiimaur8354 I also like to worship Lucifer.
Tonight I'm cooking a pizza and going to eat it like a cookie. It looked just too damn good.
Hail, brother! Bless. 🤠7
All hail the archiver!
Would love to know more about the judge in that daycare worker case. Seems like crazy bias.
Josh is not beating those feeder allegations
53:30 Child Rizz lmao
Mary Kay Letourneau be like
Please don't let them use f word with the Lord's name
On a stick? Really?
I agree with this 🙏🕊
Does anyone remember what episode of MATI the Lanky Kong troon was in? He filmed himself getting into the car and crying, then filmed himself going to the movie theatre. He was blonde and Null pointed out his giant brow ridge. I need to find this strange man.
I'm just concerned about our future ability to a-log the production quality of Keffals' streams, is all...