Reminds me of when I lived in a halfway house in FL, and went to IOP groups x3/wk and 1 individual session, and the house manager, program runner, and my shrink would be asking "Are you going to meetings and have a sponsor? How many meetings are you going a week? Are you doing NA or AA? What's the name of your sponsor?" And I says to them, I says: They're anonymous!
RICHIE: “The jacket! The one I took off of Rocco DiMeo. Cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Essex County, but he never came back after I got through with him.” JUNIOR: “He later died of Alzheimer's.” 😂
I also love the fact Richie repeats the story word for word about three times in that one episode. "he never came back around here after i got through with him" 😂
There's so many. Could be a top 15 for every character who had 3+ episodes. Phil, Christopher, and Paulie had so many. But I'd argue that "It's tha jackeet" wasn't as good as "Ya still likin' tha jacket Tone?" Cracks me up, literally laughing out loud, every time I see that.
I like when Chris is talking about Jackie Jr to Tony. He says " He's the Hair Apparent, little lord fuck pants" haha While the FBI was listening trying to figure out who Chris was talking about.
My grandma would say stuff like that all the time when I was little; it seemed like it was based on some kind of logic or personal experience, but it never made any sense to anyone else. She had a million of them.
Lets take this in the back," yeah that's what Vito did"😂 Vito big construction tycoon, tony when he was greasing the union who knew that is what he meant " 😂 Nobody's got aids...😂 The sacred and the propane 😂 "Mf u shot my foot"..."it happens" "Culwell Culwell"..."WEST CALDWELL " 🤣💯 "Unc June is whistling through the wheatfield" 😂 "social club....HES GOTTA GO"🤣
All time favourite is Tony talking to junior after finding out about his uncle hecule "i heard my Ma arguing with Dad about his feeble minded Brother,... I always thought she meant you." The beauty of this is not only Junior's face but the fact Tony is totally genuine in that he did believe she meant Junior and he wasn't baiting Junior and he had no idea how insulting he was being in that moment. It's brilliant, so dead pan and dry. Pure class writing.
The interior decorator. "I did-n't" I wish u included: "Noah had an arc" "Poor u!" "Wonder bread wops" "What's that, the name of ur girl scout crew?" "Why can't we all just get along!?" "If u two keep this up, I'm gonna have to bring out a booster seat for the table hahaha"
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Idk the exact quote but my favorite is when Corrado says something like “If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s hooker in my car who wants to tongue my balls!”, i use it whenever my friends try to bs me lol
Tony: “Hey ma, remember that pastry place, Ferrara’s? I brought you some macaroons.” Livia: “They’re too sweet” Tony: “What’dya talkin’ about? They’re your favorites!…. So, do you want the macaroons”? Livia: “Leave some out for the lunatics.”
Some missing quotes "What do you expect them to do? There's no women in there" - Tony Soprano struggling to reconcile Vito being gay & "giving a pass" for what goes on in prison. "Jesus Christ, is this true? This is a f*cking disaster" - Indian Chief seconds after no selling Ralphie's threat to "expose their poster boy" as being an Italian American unless they call off the Colombia Day protests. "I ate grilled cheese off the radiator" - Phil Leotardo listing all the times he's compromised. "The roof was soft tar" - Chris Moltesanti working on his script with Jon Favreau. "F*ck you Santa" - Bobby Bacalara getting chat back after putting a kid on the naughty list.
- I'm not as crazy as I used to be, but still crazy enough to take an eye out. - For twenty years, he doesn't crack a book, now he's the world's foremost authority. - Captain Teebs, owns a chain of luxury hotels or something. I don't know. - Green Grove is a retirement community! it's more like a luxury hotel at Captain Teebs!
Tony to Paulie "If you can quote the rules you can fuckin obey them!" Tony to Junior "South of the border" Carmine Snr to Johnny "He wants to fuck her?" Cool vid man. Thanks for not stopping after each quote the justify why they were at the top of you list. Nice to just sit back and enjoy. The art of silence that is getting lost among the newer gen of YT commentators.
You gotta love What No F*ckin Ziti, You May Run N. Jersey, but you don’t run your uncle jun & finally.. how many hours did I spend playing catch with you!
“I know Vito’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to!”
Did I miss any? Let me know down below! 👇🏻
You can't beat those
Shaker brooms
Aids!
Dats right cawksacka go back to New Jersey
20 Fucking years
Let me tell you a couple 3 things
Not including "I loved him like a brother in law" is sacrilege.
Let me tell you a couple of three things.
"We are from alcoholic anonymous." "What's your name?" "Well we're anonymous."
Reminds me of when I lived in a halfway house in FL, and went to IOP groups x3/wk and 1 individual session, and the house manager, program runner, and my shrink would be asking
"Are you going to meetings and have a sponsor? How many meetings are you going a week? Are you doing NA or AA? What's the name of your sponsor?"
And I says to them, I says:
They're anonymous!
Classic Phil
The legendary Leotardo
Adriana: “Years ago, I had a procedure done. My uterus got pierced.”
Chrissy: "Both of them?"
20 years in da can and 47 years old, just a fvckin kid.
Junior testing Tony with “You better come heavy or not at all” in the first episode will always be a favorite
"And the Romans where are they now?"
"You're looking at them, asshole"
The interior decorator is the best line by far 😄
Great list, all of them deserve to be on.
One that may have just missed the cut.
“Quasimodo predicted all of this.”
quasimodo knew everything
I always found that interesting, you've got your hunchback of Notre Dame.. and you got your halfbacks and fullbacks too...
Who did wha?
I love the "satanic black magic, sick shit!"
"Some are so far behind in the race that they actually think they are leading." Uncle Junior
No doubt one of the very best
“Tomorrow I’ll be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever”
I said that to my boss one time, let’s just say she didn’t have a good laugh
@ArchibaldMeatpants no but I asked her if she’s gonna start to seriously consider salads
It's a remodelled Winston Churchill quote.
You know she went to the boss and asked to have you whacked.
"You're flexiiing" is almost tied with "The Jackeeet". Almost.
"So what? no fuckin ziti now"
"OOOOHHH!"
"Lemme tell you a couple of three things"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂u gotta have that one
“Take it easy, we’re not making ’ a Western here” Junior to Mikey Palmice over sending a clear message for the truck hijackings.
Sal hey, nothin, I was ere,.... it was a joke,
don't say nothin' Sal...!
"Didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water?"
"The penguin exhibit."
Had me rolling.
RICHIE: “The jacket! The one I took off of Rocco DiMeo. Cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Essex County, but he never came back after I got through with him.”
JUNIOR: “He later died of Alzheimer's.”
😂
Yeah, that was pretty funny 😂
Another Richie classic
"you're flexin'!" 😂
I also love the fact Richie repeats the story word for word about three times in that one episode.
"he never came back around here after i got through with him" 😂
I’m in awr of you.
-Bobby Bacala
"He was gay Gary Cooper?"
Aids!
@pauliegualtieri1282 nobody's got aids i don't wanna hear that word here again
OHHHHH!
You're Only As Good As Your Last Envelope - Silvio
Great list but it's missing...
"Remember when is the lowest form of conversation."
"it died on the vine, it petered out!"
Sopranos takes the cake for best drama AND comedy show of all time. Absolutely unmatched and unique humor
Fed #1: "'Little Lord F**kpants?' Whose moniker is that?"
Fed #2: "I don't think it is a moniker."
There's so many. Could be a top 15 for every character who had 3+ episodes. Phil, Christopher, and Paulie had so many. But I'd argue that "It's tha jackeet" wasn't as good as "Ya still likin' tha jacket Tone?" Cracks me up, literally laughing out loud, every time I see that.
"Dysentery in the ranks" by Chris was also a good one but the Czechoslovakians and Varsity athlete quotes were my favorites.
I like when Chris is talking about Jackie Jr to Tony. He says " He's the Hair Apparent, little lord fuck pants" haha While the FBI was listening trying to figure out who Chris was talking about.
“Shommme pulp”
“What constitutes a fidget?” -T
Forgot to add yesterday “ I like it with some pulp”
SHUM PULP! I was going to add it in the video but I’ll save it for part 2!
@@SopranoTheories makes me laugh every time and then Carmella just has had enough and throws the phone at him 😭
Livia warning AJ ‘Those are cemetery dogs’. 😂
My grandma would say stuff like that all the time when I was little; it seemed like it was based on some kind of logic or personal experience, but it never made any sense to anyone else. She had a million of them.
"Before & way before"... 😂
"I like the one that says shum pulp."
“Hasidism but I don’t believe em!”
As the Talmud says:
“I don’t care what he says”
My favorite quote was at the last season when tony said to his uncle! This things of ours? And junior responded with “I was in it?”
Anything involving Columbus was hilarious end of discussion!
I ate-a da nort! (Spits)
"Janice, you want some of my tyapiocah?" after Livia was visibly disgusted by how awful her tapioca pudding was.
You’re late.
the highway was packed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
If you know. You know.
I can't stop, Heidi, I'm on my learner's permit and I'm not supposed to be driving after dark
I thought i told you to back off beanshie....yeah..and then i put it in driiiiiivvve
The sacred and the propane.
-Brainless The Second
The best quote has to be "to the victor belongs the spoils" then tony's reactio afterwards
Two legendary quotes that should have made the list:
“I’m running a business, not a f**king popularity contest”
“Quasimodo predicted all of this”
"I've been farting into the same sofa cushion for 18 months."
Awesome! -insert Soprano quote-
Lets take this in the back," yeah that's what Vito did"😂
Vito big construction tycoon, tony when he was greasing the union who knew that is what he meant " 😂
Nobody's got aids...😂
The sacred and the propane 😂
"Mf u shot my foot"..."it happens"
"Culwell Culwell"..."WEST CALDWELL " 🤣💯
"Unc June is whistling through the wheatfield" 😂
"social club....HES GOTTA GO"🤣
There’s just so many . The list goes on and on.
You do need a part two! And you didn’t miss a couple,here are mine. Paulie from season four what do you hear, what do you say. And hey what do I know.
All time favourite is Tony talking to junior after finding out about his uncle hecule "i heard my Ma arguing with Dad about his feeble minded Brother,... I always thought she meant you."
The beauty of this is not only Junior's face but the fact Tony is totally genuine in that he did believe she meant Junior and he wasn't baiting Junior and he had no idea how insulting he was being in that moment.
It's brilliant, so dead pan and dry.
Pure class writing.
The two quotes that summarize the show, IMO, are:
"Everything turns to shit"
and
"It's all a big nothing".
I heard the nurse say that you made number two in your pants.
My estimation of him as a man just fucking plummeted
The interior decorator.
"I did-n't"
I wish u included:
"Noah had an arc"
"Poor u!"
"Wonder bread wops"
"What's that, the name of ur girl scout crew?"
"Why can't we all just get along!?"
"If u two keep this up, I'm gonna have to bring out a booster seat for the table hahaha"
95 pound mole
"Can we talk about something other than food! That's all this family talks about"
“Poppers and weird sex” - best line ever when questioning AJ
All this from a slice of gabagool.
And my personal favorite. Tony’s dad saying.. Lady loves her meat.
I can't even start a quote list in this comment. There's too many. I can't have this conversation again.
I think I’ll buy a railroad.
How about "When he saud he was greasing the union, who know that's what he meant"? 😂😂😂😂😂
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"before...and waaay before."😂😂😂
How you do this without sisters CuNt at number one every time I heard uncle June say that I bust out in laughter
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise
Tree propellas
“Where did he get this bread, the bread museum?”
“And the Roman’s. Where are they now?”
“You’re looking at them asshole”
Gabagool? Ova hereeeeee!
Idk the exact quote but my favorite is when Corrado says something like
“If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s hooker in my car who wants to tongue my balls!”, i use it whenever my friends try to bs me lol
Chrissy about Vito: 'Who knew when he said he was "greasin' the union" that's what he meant.'
Patsy: **cackles**
Carlo: **visibly angry**
Almost everything Phil said was the best quotes in the show.
More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision
"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation...
I always liked the "Who's Ramon" dialog: So everybody come tonight except Charo?
YES! I love it!
Tony: “Hey ma, remember that pastry place, Ferrara’s? I brought you some macaroons.”
Livia: “They’re too sweet”
Tony: “What’dya talkin’ about? They’re your favorites!…. So, do you want the macaroons”?
Livia: “Leave some out for the lunatics.”
Some missing quotes
"What do you expect them to do? There's no women in there" - Tony Soprano struggling to reconcile Vito being gay & "giving a pass" for what goes on in prison.
"Jesus Christ, is this true? This is a f*cking disaster" - Indian Chief seconds after no selling Ralphie's threat to "expose their poster boy" as being an Italian American unless they call off the Colombia Day protests.
"I ate grilled cheese off the radiator" - Phil Leotardo listing all the times he's compromised.
"The roof was soft tar" - Chris Moltesanti working on his script with Jon Favreau.
"F*ck you Santa" - Bobby Bacalara getting chat back after putting a kid on the naughty list.
“This a GIANTS HOUSE!!”
The Remember When line is one of the best.
Your Uncle Jr, he doesn't even pass the salt..
"Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef" not making the list is WILD
“I like the one that says ‘shum pulp’.”
I think b4 and wayy b4 has to be my favorite
Need part 2 and beyond
I personally love when Christopher tells Meadow he'll buy her Happy Meal.
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“What? No fuvkin ziti now??”
"I like the one that says some pulp"
- I'm not as crazy as I used to be, but still crazy enough to take an eye out.
- For twenty years, he doesn't crack a book, now he's the world's foremost authority.
- Captain Teebs, owns a chain of luxury hotels or something. I don't know.
- Green Grove is a retirement community! it's more like a luxury hotel at Captain Teebs!
Apa, la madonne, I got an albacore around my neck!
Oofa ma! Sta tasi!
Stai zitta puttana!
RIP to "SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAAAAAFF"
Interior decorator is my n1
Tony to Paulie "If you can quote the rules you can fuckin obey them!"
Tony to Junior "South of the border"
Carmine Snr to Johnny "He wants to fuck her?"
Cool vid man. Thanks for not stopping after each quote the justify why they were at the top of you list. Nice to just sit back and enjoy. The art of silence that is getting lost among the newer gen of YT commentators.
Sacre bleu, where is me mama?! I don’t gotta right to ask? I’m the boys uncle!
“Catching” “pitching”…its all baseball.
"I dunno tone... he beat a girl to death for eh... i cant remember"
The comments were much better than the actual video
😂😂😂😂
The jacccceeedddttt 🤌🤌🤌
"Well that's deplorable"
"last year you thought that flying saucer was over east rutherford"
It wouldn’t hurt with the next list like this to go into detail about the quote, why you chose it and all.
“This says with pulp”
You gotta love What No F*ckin Ziti, You May Run N. Jersey, but you don’t run your uncle jun & finally.. how many hours did I spend playing catch with you!