In some other hellish multiverse, I wouldn't have been able to watch Master Chief wake up in bed with Astolfo before getting robbed by a Love Live girl and receiving a loan from Walter White. Man I feel bad for the people in that unfortunate universe.
Somewhere in the multiverse, _we_ woke up next to Astolfo before getting robbed by a Love Live girl and receiving a loan from Walter White. That universe doesn't know it's goddamn luck.
Here and there, like Arbiter Puns and Valentine's Day. But this kind of thing is absolutely filled with bizarre non-sequiturs and general weirdness. I gotta cut loose and stop caring so much about writing a perfect story.
Accountant here: You can, in fact, "stack bankruptcies". If you file a chapter 7 and chapter 13, in that order, you can clear a large amount of unsecured debt (such as a ticket for the sum of "a lot of money").
3:17 Someone also doesn’t realize that *strong* RC drones can potentially be used to rob a house without being in it. One pair for busting down a window, the other pair to hold up to 20 pounds, or open an unlocked cabinet. Sure, if caught it’s a violation of airspace, but it’s slightly easier to get away if you aren’t lying when you say “I didn’t step foot onto the property” 🤣🤣
@@davidgerholdt5416 I'm not talking about reclamation or even the commonly confused with Criminal Asset Forfeiture cases where they accuse you of a crime. In a Civil Asset Forfeiture you are not accused of a crime , your stuff is accused of being used in a crime & you have to sue to get your stuff back. It's a complete violation of your constitutional property rights. Carrying to much $, obviously you got it from drugs & we the police don't need any proof to just take it. ua-cam.com/video/_hytkAaoF2k/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared
It went from Astolfo working multiple jobs, to making fun of Master Chief's waifu, to being Master Cheif's waifu. It's the most beautiful character arc I've ever seen.
"You really gonna turn to a life of crime over a ticket?" "Yes." I mean, Chief did try to literally SELL Astolfo at one point....so this isn't too surprising.
"I prefer to get robbed through, improbable statistics" Does that mean the money that we used to gacha for astolfo was used by astolfo to gacha other servants
"So it all starts when Master Chief wakes up in bed next to Astolfo. Huh? No, of course they aren't naked. Astolfo is wearing a pink sailor fuku, and Chief is wearing his helmet and a floor-length, open-chest bathrobe." -My brain, trying and failing to convince myself that I haven't just gone crazy and this was a real video that I just watched
That's why I stick with Azur Lane, the gacha isn't THAT bad. The whaling comes from cosmetics and initially for expanding your space and slots. No one spends money on the dorms.
@@stompchunkman4248 Valkyrie Crusade is much better and you can get everything you want in that game for free eventually if you find a good guild exercise patience and grind consistently. Took me about 3 years to reach the point that most players reach with spending but once I got there things only got better n better.
I just play Girl's Frontline, I've never used a single buck and im enjoying it way too much, I even got some the damn event outfits with no investment whatsoever, its fucking rad
Chief has just gotten used to Astolfo being Astolfo to the point that he isn't even surprised when he wakes up to find Astolfo there. Must've learned presence concealment.
@@hiiroshima4178 that is because I have heard the song from sewerslvt with that cover you used as your pfp and took inspiration to create my own. The character in mine is from the indie game World of Horror and I used some random photo when googling lcd or something.
It's funny because the US is a third world nightmare, where a violent street gang with military ordinance is the state-sanctioned law enforcement outfit. This coming from a US citizen.
@@Bluecho4 we literally have people complaining about gender and pronouns, not to mention half the country has obesity and concern ourselves with what the Hollywood actors say politically. Also most of our poor have the internet, iPhones, flat screen TVs, Xboxs, PS4s, and air conditioners. For heaven sakes a kid in Africa is probably fighting for his very life right now with an AK-47 so he doesn't starve to death, while you're out here telling other people that we are somewhat of a third world country just Because you probably don't like the words shall not be infringed. Plus you're probably talking about Chicago.
@@MisteRRYouTuby i think it does, if you own two companies (lets pretend we are rich) and one goes bankrupt... and then the other one does too, it would stack.
This is why Halo Infinite got delayed.
Yep
Craig better make an appearance in the next ep
Master chief is bankrupted
Jesse dlc
Yeah
Master Chief’s voice in this series is as consistent as my sleep schedule.
Dont judge
I like this voice best!
This voice is best, followed by the voice in the gamestop episode
Your sleep schedule must be great then! Congrats!
So very consistent
Chief: Despite what my boyfriend might say, i'm not gay
Oh, I thought he was gay. It's good that his boyfriend confirmed he wasn't
Its not gay if they are wearing socks
@@owengililland7249 they aren’t wearing socks
@@Stbanzz look again Cretan.
@@owengililland7249 chief isn’t wearing socks
"Oh, you make fun of my phone, but the whole police station is on that pre-paid family plan"
God I died from this
Same here
SAME LOL
Hippo is my spirit animal.
Me too
Astolfo is my spirit animal
@@drxwskii6180 Man of culture I see :)
I shall start a cult of hippo worshipers
Bruh
"Someone came in my backdoor last night too! Hehehe~"
The fact that Chief doesn't even dispute it.
He's on the path of acceptance
@@nicolasa.3192 lmaoooooo
Chief is many things, but a liar he is not.
That’s fucking hilarious
@Gray Au so they stuffing
"Bruh, 100% of burglaries, are done by people INSIDE of the house bruh."
-Hippo
Hippo is the greatest.
Bruh yes
Bruh
Bruh like thats so right bruh
"100% of burglaries are done by people inside the house bruh."
That's it, I'm nominating this for the best joke of the year.
Absolute genius.
Bruh
In some other hellish multiverse, I wouldn't have been able to watch Master Chief wake up in bed with Astolfo before getting robbed by a Love Live girl and receiving a loan from Walter White. Man I feel bad for the people in that unfortunate universe.
this is kind a normal stuff that happens in vrchat though ;D
@@TaigaXsenpai
Is there a hippo side kick who gasta as hell?
Somewhere in the multiverse, _we_ woke up next to Astolfo before getting robbed by a Love Live girl and receiving a loan from Walter White. That universe doesn't know it's goddamn luck.
@@bleeters5984 welp i need intermultiuniversalinterdimensional transport ASAP
@@bleeters5984 god I wish that was me
Master Chief: Who did this?
Astolfo: *H O R N Y*
Astolfo is not a girl...
Enbyfriend ??
@@Ally5141 eh whatever i dont watch that shiza but thanks for the correction
@@Ally5141 Exactly that's what makes it great
As it should be
Everyone knows that it’s tradition for Spartans to put their pizzas in their drawers
Astro Punch it’s common knowledge
It's one of the first things they were taught at the Reach Naval Officers Academy
especially the spartan 2's
343 likes... we need to like the comment
Wrong Spartans but yes
Master’s voice in this episode is SO SMOOTH
He has Solid Snake vibes in some lines
@@Darmani2MB no
@@xnortheast1106 yes
@@Darmani2MB no
@@xnortheast1106 oh yes
You know he's the real Master Chief because he stepped on a Lego and didn't scream
Again I see you
And don’t forget he slept with astolfo
“Everywhere i go i see his face”
We meet again comrad
@@abdullahalmasariyan3020 oh yea
i kinda want to quit making serious films and do nonsense like this full-time because it looks like so much fun
you have really good animations too! Do what makes you happy and try a new thing, it might turn out better than expected ❤
Man, didnt you make funny stuff before
Here and there, like Arbiter Puns and Valentine's Day. But this kind of thing is absolutely filled with bizarre non-sequiturs and general weirdness. I gotta cut loose and stop caring so much about writing a perfect story.
Embrace Tzeentch's madness, brother
@@mootroidXproductions well i think its cool. I find it good that you want to try something new.
Chief getting stuffed like a crust from pizza hut being in that bed.
star cat
@@TMXToxic your mom
@@StoneBalls you know the rules
It was Astolfo that was getting stuffed like a fresh hot Oreo.
*KILL ME*
“Someone came in my back door too!”
I’m dying!
"Are you gonna really turn into a life of crime for a ticket?"
*"YES"*
[Que Breaking Bad intro.]
In _this_ economy? Yes.
Jean Paul RP
Honestly that sounds like the highest level of petty and I love it.
He should've said "Oh hell yes"
"Chief, bankruptcy doesn't stack. You can't have two of them at once."
I was laughing so hard at that.
“I don’t need financial advice from someone who’s sleeping on MY floor.”
I almost died by choking on my own spit from that joke
I DIED LMFAOOO
@@dawnstartheanimeman that one was fairly savage
Tell that to "rich" people
“You play mobile games?”
“I prefer to get robbed through improbable statistics!”
Bruh why you gotta body slam me like this.
*i have no words.*
Youre the problem then. Stop giving them mons!
@@LynnetteJJW 2:11
4:07 I’ve never heard a line delivered so spectacularly
"Bruh, the police can't legally rob you, if you say no bruh"
Truly big brain idea
1k like
Bruhhahaha
It is technically a real thing. The US Constitution states “No unreasonable searches or seizures.”
Bruh
Accountant here:
You can, in fact, "stack bankruptcies". If you file a chapter 7 and chapter 13, in that order, you can clear a large amount of unsecured debt (such as a ticket for the sum of "a lot of money").
this is the greatest thing ive ever read
Same
Just... this is amazing.
Can you do my taxes?
Holy fucking shit
"The police can't legally rob you"....
Someone has never herd of Civil Asset Forfeiture.
3:17 Someone also doesn’t realize that *strong* RC drones can potentially be used to rob a house without being in it. One pair for busting down a window, the other pair to hold up to 20 pounds, or open an unlocked cabinet. Sure, if caught it’s a violation of airspace, but it’s slightly easier to get away if you aren’t lying when you say “I didn’t step foot onto the property” 🤣🤣
Yup. Go delinquent on your debts it’s called reclamation by the government
Yeah that’s what I was thinking
@@davidgerholdt5416
I'm not talking about reclamation or even the commonly confused with Criminal Asset Forfeiture cases where they accuse you of a crime. In a Civil Asset Forfeiture you are not accused of a crime , your stuff is accused of being used in a crime & you have to sue to get your stuff back. It's a complete violation of your constitutional property rights. Carrying to much $, obviously you got it from drugs & we the police don't need any proof to just take it.
ua-cam.com/video/_hytkAaoF2k/v-deo.htmlfeature=shared
Astolfo: “Someone came in my backdoor last night”
Master chief: *doesnt say anything*
oh man
"It's not gay if it doesn't touch the sausage" said my 11 year old sister
He no longer gives a fuck considering the financial situation he's in
@@zawarudo6628 haaa she's so funny also DO YOU KNOW DE WAY don't ever let it die
@@tommycriton9758 I won't let it dye, don't worry
Now I'm hyped for the next ep :D
The lore thickens
The lore must thicken thy more
The lore is almost as thick as a sheet of glorious STALINIUM
Be prepared for a filler episode or 2, lol.
I wonder when Darth Vader will return.
Fakubu Ch. Ah, Stalinium.
It’s mainly a military technology.
this aint a dream is it
"Bruh are you really gonna turn to a life of crime over a TICKET?"
"Yes."
1:17 "bruh! thats like cheating bruh!"😂
Just another episode in _Master Chief's Ordinary Escapades_
jojo tease
Sup again King
The progression of Altolfo's and Chief's relationship in this series has honestly been amazing to watch
it’s really confusing
Reminds of wallace and scot from scot pilgrim, where the roommates hate each others guts
how many episodes have this been? 4?
@@korvexus9922 its funny because i refuse to think master chief cheats on cortana
Yeah I love how Astolfo just says "Someone came in my backdoor"
"It's like giving a drowning man, a ticket to Sea World bruh!"
I dunno why but that line gets me lol
"Then drown, bitch"
*slams door shut*
too funny
😂😂😂
I’m the 1000th like
I just realized astolfo is calling him master because he is master chief, completely wholesome.
It went from Astolfo working multiple jobs, to making fun of Master Chief's waifu, to being Master Cheif's waifu. It's the most beautiful character arc I've ever seen.
"You really gonna turn to a life of crime over a ticket?"
"Yes."
I mean, Chief did try to literally SELL Astolfo at one point....so this isn't too surprising.
To mf game stop
@@ChaosMax yea, not even for real cash either
I'd like to sell Astolfo too
DON'T JUDGE ME!
Master chief is gettin real comfortable with astolfo...
Yea......real comfortable
@@MikiDoesArt REALLY comfortable ;)
@@legendarymarston9174 REAL COMFORTABLE
@@MikiDoesArt we know what happens next
@@BurntTM I think we all know what are the tags right
"I prefer to get robbed through, improbable statistics"
Does that mean the money that we used to gacha for astolfo was used by astolfo to gacha other servants
“The house always looks like the dirty house in a febreze commercial”
wickid burn
@@animefan2454 Gonna need some ice for that
“Bruh, that’s like giving a drowning man.. A TICKET TO SEA WORLD”
"Well then drown, BI-"
@@hyper5157 hahaha
@@toastyriceball the officer is so funny in this
@@hyper5157 ikr lol
“Bruh, its like giving a drowning man a ticket to Sea World”
God I love this Hippo
Kai #YangGang he’s such an inspiration
0:36 masterchief is so manly that he didn’t even cry after stepping on a lego
Wait this isn’t robot chicken?
This aint a parody either
I see you in others comments.
It's not, this is actually good
That feels like it.
Always has been...
“Chief, bankruptcy doesn’t stack, you can’t have two of them at once.”
*I felt that.*
"i don't need financial advice from someone who sleeps on my couch"
@@theadministrator4765 Floor
I like how he slowly accepts Astfolo as his weird boy-girlfriend.
Wouldn't you?
It’s essentially a one room apartment. Do they do anything.. NSFW? With everyone there and able to hear/see
😍❣️ I'm speechless
@@mr.fluffles5900
According to Astolfo's backdoor, yes
@@justiceforjoggers2897 fucking hot!
" Bruh 100% of burglaries are done by people inside the house bruh." -Hippo
Femboy Hooters master chief poster on the background probably the best thing I've ever seen
0:47
Am glad to see he's getting fan art
Oh my fucking god
I like how Chiefs become more and more of a degenerate over these episodes
Yeah, he even use backdoors
sOmEonE cAmE iN mY bAcKdOoR LaSt nigHt
wonder who that could be
Breaking Bad 2
@@ronn6771 the hippo
@@Xannyphantom905 nah probably the Bionicle he's into that
"I prefer to get robbed through... improbable statistics."
Don't we all?
The stop motion is phenomenal, then shitpost energy is strong, this here is a solid 8 out of 10 Astolfos
"So it all starts when Master Chief wakes up in bed next to Astolfo. Huh? No, of course they aren't naked. Astolfo is wearing a pink sailor fuku, and Chief is wearing his helmet and a floor-length, open-chest bathrobe."
-My brain, trying and failing to convince myself that I haven't just gone crazy and this was a real video that I just watched
“the master chief helmet stays on during sex”
wait, isn’t astolfo a guy?
@@bakedbagels3716 yes
"I prefer to get robbed through improbable statistics!"
Never have I been so offended by something that I 100% agree with
It’s not illegal if they rob themselves- App Devs
That's why I stick with Azur Lane, the gacha isn't THAT bad. The whaling comes from cosmetics and initially for expanding your space and slots. No one spends money on the dorms.
@@stompchunkman4248 Valkyrie Crusade is much better and you can get everything you want in that game for free eventually if you find a good guild exercise patience and grind consistently. Took me about 3 years to reach the point that most players reach with spending but once I got there things only got better n better.
Fgo gacha may be shit
BUT IM F2P BITCH!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just play Girl's Frontline, I've never used a single buck and im enjoying it way too much, I even got some the damn event outfits with no investment whatsoever, its fucking rad
“I don’t need financial assistance from someone who literally SLEEPS on my floor”
0:57 lego man got one hell of an angle right there
“My materialistic possessions were the only things that tied me to this world.” 😌👌
the funiest part for me, he looks so done with the world xD
After cortana left him, things haven't been the same.
@@tomd96 Cortana is Chief’s ex bro what you on about
Chief has just gotten used to Astolfo being Astolfo to the point that he isn't even surprised when he wakes up to find Astolfo there. Must've learned presence concealment.
Or he actually fucked him... I preffer to think your way
Adapt. Achieve. Overcome.
@@redthewifeyhunter4034 over-come
Yeah. . . Im hoping my boi chief didnt give in. But i dont blame him :P XD
"someone came in my back door last night too" astolfo,2020
Chief really actually just went ahead and succumbed to the succ.
I came for astolfo, stayed for astolfo. You portray him so well.
Arent you gonna talk about rin from love live? 1:38
I came for astolfo, and came too astolfo
I also came for Astolfo
I came inside astolfo
I came for Alstofo too ;)
Astolfo doesn't know that Seig is a welfare Servant.
I died at this comment holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh... I get it.
"bankruptcy doesn't stack; you can't have two of them at once."
gold.
True gold
In Germany we have two different kinds of bankruptcy
What's funny is that it's actually possible to stack bankruptcy
“Someone came in my backdoor too”
-Astolfo
*Backdoor
ꜰᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴏ ah of course how could I forget
astolfo is a guy so help me
Lobble a hot guy at that lmao
UwU
3:40 "Chief, bankruptcy doesn't stack, you can't have two at once."
Student Loans: *"ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF"*
Man, Master Chief is so MANLY that he only dates MEN MANLY enough to wear an *anime girl outfit*
Nows THATS being manly.
I can hear this in the bionicle man voice
and thats the double truth
It's not gay if he looks like a cute girl
Bruh, there ain't nothin manlier than being yourself
@@dipdop9734 *Dip Dop lied as naturally as he breathed*
The way how the hippo says "BRUH" should be a meme.
Agreed
I don't understand why this guy doesn't have 1 million subscribers. This is art.
dude all that effort on those Astolfo Attack animations, just effin brilliant, that some mad editing stop motion skillz BRUH!
4:26
If you listen closely you can hear him holding back laughter.
lmak
@@PerseusR51 lmak
a large gamer amount of money 😎
@@scissors320 lmak
@@TyrannosaurusGaming lmak
“I see you calling from a iPhone 3”
*totally doesn’t have a telephone from the 80s*
Any version of I-Phone is okay.
To be fair, you can angrily end the call by slamming it.
You can't really do taht with modern phones.
Master decided that VR Chat sucked but now karma has arrived because he left them.
Oh god, now you've reminded me of the other VRChat conversation.
But i don't remember which video was it...
It was the one at GameStop by the same person: me lol
@@Ant2Volpe Not the Gamestop one... also lol.
claims to have been robbed and have no money. yet theres $50 sitting on the night stand RIGHT THERE. 00:16
>You will never wake up next to Astolfo
I....I-I can’t go on anymore
You got to become your waifu bro. Its the only way.
Well shit, Chief and Astolfo are official.
I need a chapter of Halo with Astolfo in it
*
*
-romantic music INTENSIFIES-
Shipping intensifies
I don't care which series you're a fan of, all of this is canon.
1:36 holy cow that was just genius
Heisenbean
Rata, this is the second time I find you, first it was Potemkin Society and now here. Im surprised.
This was a true Bruh moment
bean moment
honestly not surprised to find you here^^ love your stuff mate
Where's my Ojama Sylvan Dark World Mirror Match while drunk video?
The police officer is my favorite character. The half-life noises, voice, and quotes are all glorious.
Are profiles have a lot in common
@@hiiroshima4178 that is because I have heard the song from sewerslvt with that cover you used as your pfp and took inspiration to create my own. The character in mine is from the indie game World of Horror and I used some random photo when googling lcd or something.
"I'll come over there and rob you MYSELF. Whatchu gonna do about it, call the COPS??"
*laughs in mafia*
It's funny because the US is a third world nightmare, where a violent street gang with military ordinance is the state-sanctioned law enforcement outfit.
This coming from a US citizen.
@@Bluecho4 we literally have people complaining about gender and pronouns, not to mention half the country has obesity and concern ourselves with what the Hollywood actors say politically. Also most of our poor have the internet, iPhones, flat screen TVs, Xboxs, PS4s, and air conditioners. For heaven sakes a kid in Africa is probably fighting for his very life right now with an AK-47 so he doesn't starve to death, while you're out here telling other people that we are somewhat of a third world country just Because you probably don't like the words shall not be infringed. Plus you're probably talking about Chicago.
@@Bluecho4 bro Detroit doesn't count as the entirety of the US. Don't be an idiot.
@@Bluecho4 But isn't that kind of...every nation's police force?
I just found this channel a few days ago and I can’t stop myself from watching them over and over again, these characters are so fuc*ing funny
0:52 Not hearing the normal, immediate denials of Astolfo's innuendoes, Chief.
He doesn’t fight it, after all a true spartan never lies
0:52 “someone came in my back door last night too.” *anime giggle* Oh..... oh no....
The worst part is that astolfo is a guy
@@bignasty1429 you misspelled "best"
@@shiy6055 u right
@@bignasty1429 And an adorable one at that
Chief really *finished* in that fight.
Is chief going to become...
A: A gangster
B: A K-pop idol
C: Security chief at Sea World
D: A Sex Slave
Find out next time on Cheeky Chief!
*yes*
B
*_All of the above_*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)🥄
E: nah he just pay a random mercenary with a mouth to get rid of the cops because he is so done with the world!
Astolfo is the perfect boyfriend.
The 3-second moment Astolfo transformed: Unlimited Budget Works
I love the attention to detail that Sieg is astolfo's waifu on the phone.
''Someone came into my backdoor last night too.''
Oh
*Bruh, that’s like giving a drowning man a ticket to seaworld bruh.* 😂
"I don't need financial advice from someone who sleeps on my floor!"
*He never emotionally recovered from that...*
"Chief, bankruptcy doesn't stack; you can't have two of them at once."
@@MisteRRYouTuby An accountant higher up than us aparently said it was possible by filing a "7" and a "13" or something... So it can stack
@@proxy90909 You forgot 11.
@@MisteRRYouTuby I am not an accountant (not even from the U.S.) but thanks
Edit: Cant believe I didnt have 3 braincells to connect 7/11 ....
@@MisteRRYouTuby i think it does, if you own two companies (lets pretend we are rich) and one goes bankrupt... and then the other one does too, it would stack.
*alot of money*
"I dont have this kind of money"
Biggest mood of 2020
Hippo: *B R U H* That's like giving a drowning man a ticket to Sea World *B R U H*
"Someone came in my back door too" that's gets me everytime and I've watched this multiple times
Same bruh I was dying and I showed my bro’s while watching they we’re dying
"BRUH they can't do me like this it's not fair... I'm calling."
"Bankrupcy doesn't stack up" is such a underrated line. Gold after gold of jokes. As always
“I prefer to get robbed through improbable statistics.”
I have never felt more closer to Astolfo than I have now.
All of us who live in the Gacha mines felt this statement to the core
I don't get why you guys get tricked into that? xD
Coming in backdoors and getting robbed is just the quintessential boys sleepover, especially at 3am.
Chief finally realized that "homies over hoes" doesn't have to be mutually exclusive
"Its like giving a drowning man a ticket to Sea World"
that got me instantly chief XD
Me too! I was done! And I still laugh at it.
4:13-4:16.
Bruh sleepover looks like something else with masterchief sleeping with astolfo 😳
that would be gay then, astolfo is a man
@@maxium0839
Calling a matter between bros gay is a federal felony, come out outside with your pants down.... I mean hands up
@@SomePersonOnUA-cam I'd rather come in with my pants down.
@@SomePersonOnUA-cam He'll come out with something up alright
@@SomePersonOnUA-cam he'll come out as straight with his pants up and hands down.
"Someone came in my backdoor last night too" 💀💀💀
"Bruh, that's like giving a drowning man a ticket to Sea World bruh!"
Nice work, man. keep up the good work!
starwarsstudio100 I swear, I see you on every stop motion I watch
@ I'm everywhere
@@starwarsstudio100 even at the local chipotle
Edit: not a good joke
@ same
When Master Chief Steps On A Lego Human:
“That’s like giving a drowning man, A ticket to sea world”
"Fine, I'll just go AWOL again. You're lucky I don't make you sleep on the floor."
But why was he sleeping with astolfo
@@rainthundercloud who wouldn’t
@@rainthundercloud homies get cold
@@rainthundercloud you gotta kiss your homie good night and sleep with him or you aren't real homies.