UA-cam Administrator yar, even pirates have our run ins with religious types that seem to rise from the brine and foam, asking strange questions, at times seeming pleasant, but never do they push off without leaving something of literature....which alas..........I can't read. once made me the mistake of stating only books like those in me cabin be paarrrrrn and that gave them such a reason to spout about my joining with their crew I had to pull the mooring. funny that the wealthy ones paddle about in so humble a dingy, whilst witnesses of jahova always throw their line without asking if they may. bunch of scallywags, the bloody lot only wish to liberate from its chest some of my treasure! so we often rape the barnacles out of one, then the other until they stop begging from the wrong master for mercy for only one, he doing the raping, can grant to him any mercy!
@@Jazzygoodtimes Fuck "god"! Fuck jesus! Fuck the stupid commandments! Fuck the nonsense bible! Fuck repentance! Oh, and FUCK YOU for posting this bullshit! Fuck, I hate your kind!
The first time I smoked bud, I watched this video. I will always thank you guys for the experience. " IT WORKED ! " (record scratch ) " TIME TO DIE !! " (hilarious scream ) #neverforget
I used to be one. I was an elder lol. I have nothing against them, more power to them, but I had a hard time in my mind reconciling giving talks on sunday while I was driving to the kingdom hall blasting burzum and mayhem. Loved the vid lol
Burzum dont really have any religious themes so i dont think that should be an issue...mayhem on the other hand may have caused some contradictions lol
Last time they came to my door (about two years ago now, they never came back) they wouldn't leave no matter how much I told them I wasn't interested, than I looked them in the eyes and said "I'd worship Satan before god any day" and slammed the door. They ran off my property.
I was so wrong. Friendly on the outside, sadly brainwashed on the inside. I am glad I did a lot of reading today otherwise I would of become one of the brainwashed too.
+Zachary Wilhelm If I am honest, today has been a turning point for me and quite a big one. I wouldn't go as far as to say they are for the weak minded or ignorant, but I have learnt a lot more about JW's today that I do not like, and I do NOT class myself as one.
Came to rewatch this video for probably the millionth time, can't believe this came out 16 years ago. Still holds up. "No, mormons travel by bicycle. These are jehovah's witnesses"
The White Stripes were my favorite band in 2007 when I created my youtube account. My friends (the other guys in this video) are the ones who are really into metal. In Flames is the only metal band that I regularly listen too.
Even better , on a hot summer day , 1991 , I was wearing a nice shirt , and suddenly my doorbell was ringing , I opened the door , yep , JW-guys , and from the moment they saw my T-shirt , holy LOL , …. images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81Cf49dj6LL._SX2000_.jpg PS: I had a white shirt instead of a black one !!!!
one time Jehovahs witness peeps came to my door, doing some preachy shit, and I was wearing my battle vest and cannibal corpse shirt and I opened the door, and they went ham on me about how I needed Jesus and were really rude to me. like they had their nose down up to me saying all this condescending shit, and talking about my music, and I'm like "look don't come to my house and start talking shit to me, that's totally unchristian man." and then they said like "you're gonna tell me what's unchristian" and then they laughed and walked off.
You can get the corpse paint online (ebay) or in regular stores if it's around Halloween time. I'm not a fan of Immortal but my friends in the video are, kind of.
my way of getting rid of them has nothing to do with their religious beliefs... You've got five minutes to get off of my property... or you have a choice, my dog odin goes for your balls,or I'll call the Cops! Your choice
That guy has a killer Mayhem shirt. Anyway, this is quite funny, cause Jehovah's witnesses are actually like that, well the ones here are and my bro and I were talking about scaring the shit out of them like that.
I never claimed to be a metalhead. I'm a former Jehovah's Witness who loves to make videos. I'm not fond of religion OR metal. I just thought this would be a funny idea for a video. My friends in the video who play the Black Metal characters don't consider themselves "metalheads" either. Because they like other kinds of music as well as metal. We just wanted to use that word in the title because there was no better alternative.
I'm on a metalhead fb page, fortunately most people that like metal, like other styles of music, so technically I guess even though I like metal, I'm not a metalhead, because it's not my favorite style of music anymore, but anyway hilarious video, by the way most of the metal I listen to is neutral, or Christian-ish (?) at a minimum not satanic, although I believe most of that is a gimmick anyway, except for King Diamond, he kind of creeps me out lol
yea, both me and my friend who played JW's in this video have had doors slammed in our faces before. When we used to be JW's that is. Niether of us are now.
Well, Marvin Murkk wanted to use the song Witching Hour by Mayhem but Billy Blasphemer hates Mayhem so he got us to use the Falkenbach song. He really likes folk sounding stuff.
Lol great stuff guys, I'm a witness and a metalhead so it was even better for me. I love the "you know bad things happen when I start the car" lol, keep it up.
Well regardless of the slight differential you did a good job on the editing and such. Just the whole concept behind the Metal-Heads taking on everyday tasks and such is pretty genius as well as intriguing. I think it would be wise to perhaps make a full-fledged series of them...Perhaps their own UA-cam channel. Good Luck :D
Oh My God, that is awesome guys. that was the best JW video joke I have ever seen. And accurate as well (car, right bible,briefcase)."what should I do?" "Start the car!" so good.
I'm not a JW, but I'm a Christian. Found this hilarious!! *Yes, I'm that guy who's like "I'm (insert thing here) but I still found this funny hooohoho hahaha hehehe"*
I never get tired of watching this: great editing job. What was the music? Next, have the JW boys come back with reinforcements: like a vanload of pioneers dumping tons of watchtowers on our metalheaded heros. That would be a hoot!
HAHAHA! I Love this Man if this every did happen, we would be talking about it for months and months. everytime we pass that house or near that house.. "Hey did you hear about when Brian and Sage went there, they got chase by guys in Kiss makeup" Oh and we would never park on the grass or wear running shoes in service. But i'm sure those are just oversights. Great video.
"No, Mormons travel by bicycle, these are Jehovah Witnesses." Best line ever
UA-cam Administrator yar, even pirates have our run ins with religious types that seem to rise from the brine and foam, asking strange questions, at times seeming pleasant, but never do they push off without leaving something of literature....which alas..........I can't read. once made me the mistake of stating only books like those in me cabin be paarrrrrn and that gave them such a reason to spout about my joining with their crew I had to pull the mooring. funny that the wealthy ones paddle about in so humble a dingy, whilst witnesses of jahova always throw their line without asking if they may. bunch of scallywags, the bloody lot only wish to liberate from its chest some of my treasure! so we often rape the barnacles out of one, then the other until they stop begging from the wrong master for mercy for only one, he doing the raping, can grant to him any mercy!
@@Jazzygoodtimes Fuck "god"! Fuck jesus! Fuck the stupid commandments! Fuck the nonsense bible! Fuck repentance! Oh, and FUCK YOU for posting this bullshit! Fuck, I hate your kind!
If anybody hangs out at home with their faces painted, please tell me. I want to be your friend.
Me too.
Same here.
*corpsepaint
boyteco1 same
nearly every girl at my school X)
"aha my letters are terrible'
*tru kvlt*
XD
That part made me laugh the most, haha.
This never gets old, even after nearly 15 years
This video has that perfect old school youtube vibe. Just a few friends and a camera.
"Why can't we just eat them?"
"Because if we eat them more will be back next week."
Just eat them too.
Those brave metalheads...freaking heroes
Years later and I still come back to this lol. Truly a work of art.
As an ex-JW turned black metal fan, I found this mildly fucking hilarious.
Fucking awesome! Just like Johnny from GTA IV!
Trollaukinn same here. I am an ex Jehovah witness too. I also love black metal. nice to meet you.
same here. I left them a few years ago and turned into a metalhead.
Yautja Prime Same here but a a grunge kid
grunge boy same, both grunge,and black metal my dudes 👌glad we all left the cult
Love it. As a former Jehovah's Witness, I live in gloriously dark, black metal and JOY these days! Much better when you can be yourself!
1:25 give this man an oscar for that performance
The first time I smoked bud, I watched this video. I will always thank you guys for the experience.
" IT WORKED ! "
(record scratch )
" TIME TO DIE !! "
(hilarious scream )
#neverforget
Lol "Why don't we just eat them"
SuperDarthKelly because then more will be back next week
Nice one xD
Sadly I was born as one. Thankfully I got out of that 2 years ago #Iamfree
+Timmy Scott You got out of black metal? ;)
@@CultofTimmy To which r U referring?
I used to be one. I was an elder lol. I have nothing against them, more power to them, but I had a hard time in my mind reconciling giving talks on sunday while I was driving to the kingdom hall blasting burzum and mayhem.
Loved the vid lol
Burzum dont really have any religious themes so i dont think that should be an issue...mayhem on the other hand may have caused some contradictions lol
+MorbidMinister666 Burzum doesn't have religious themes? Are you for real he's one of the most religious metal artists out there...
MorbidMinister666 Read the lyrics to lost wisdom
Last time they came to my door (about two years ago now, they never came back) they wouldn't leave no matter how much I told them I wasn't interested, than I looked them in the eyes and said "I'd worship Satan before god any day" and slammed the door.
They ran off my property.
lol k
I was so wrong. Friendly on the outside, sadly brainwashed on the inside. I am glad I did a lot of reading today otherwise I would of become one of the brainwashed too.
***** sick dude I don't care. All religions are for the weak minded and ignorant
+Zachary Wilhelm If I am honest, today has been a turning point for me and quite a big one. I wouldn't go as far as to say they are for the weak minded or ignorant, but I have learnt a lot more about JW's today that I do not like, and I do NOT class myself as one.
ᎠᏙᏁᏟᏋᎡᎦ ᎱᎤ Ᏹ ᎠᎥᏚᏟᎧᏒᎠᏙᏁᎱ ᏚᎽᏕᎢᏋᎷ Confusion is quite common for me, you are correct.
back in 2008 when there was no clikcbait shit and videos we're in 240p
Came to rewatch this video for probably the millionth time, can't believe this came out 16 years ago. Still holds up.
"No, mormons travel by bicycle. These are jehovah's witnesses"
The White Stripes were my favorite band in 2007 when I created my youtube account. My friends (the other guys in this video) are the ones who are really into metal. In Flames is the only metal band that I regularly listen too.
A+ acting
go home yahweh, wrong domain.
no Mormons travel by bicycle
Last time i met them , they were just pedestrians :) We had a little conversation , but a nice & clear one , they too couldn't convince me :))
@@rottingemptiness U should've put them out of their misery.
Even better , on a hot summer day , 1991 , I was wearing a nice shirt , and suddenly my doorbell was ringing ,
I opened the door , yep , JW-guys , and from the moment they saw my T-shirt , holy LOL , ….
images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81Cf49dj6LL._SX2000_.jpg
PS: I had a white shirt instead of a black one !!!!
we had some come to our door nd my stepdad told then we are Satanist 😂😂😂😂 i died with laughter
This has to be the most EVIL...SATANIC...GRIM.....and BRUTAL....scrabble game I have ever seen....LMAO!!!
Flint Ironstag except for the cranberry lol
@@foreverchained9070 That's not cranberry juice....
@@flintironstag2381 i was referring to the fact they spelled cranberry on the board......
@@foreverchained9070 Oh, my bad! LOL!
Well, now i know what I'll do next time when they come:D
It was the same song that was playing during the video. Falkenbach's Laeknishendr. It was just the soft interlude in the song.
The music was Falkenbach's Laeknishendr. Both near the end and during the credits.
The Prince of Darkness is proud of you guys.
Whatever you do... don't let them inside. They're like fucking vampires. Once you invite them in, you're fucked.
@YasashiiMinamono Thanks! I'm not sure which one of my classmates you are but its cool that you recognized me =] I'm glad you like the videos.
when he said "no, he's jahovas witnesses" and then he started shriking, I lost it! XDXD so dramatic
I watched this video over 10 years ago when I got into BM, and I cant believe I found it back!!
one time Jehovahs witness peeps came to my door, doing some preachy shit, and I was wearing my battle vest and cannibal corpse shirt and I opened the door, and they went ham on me about how I needed Jesus and were really rude to me. like they had their nose down up to me saying all this condescending shit, and talking about my music, and I'm like "look don't come to my house and start talking shit to me, that's totally unchristian man." and then they said like "you're gonna tell me what's unchristian" and then they laughed and walked off.
T Cawley That's very weird, JWs would not normal be like that at all. Heck, I'm a JW and I was blasting CC just the other day! /,,/
Yeah, it was for a high school film class. My friend who plays the other JW also prefers Death metal over Black metal.
My goodness the man was fighting with a brief case.
You can get the corpse paint online (ebay) or in regular stores if it's around Halloween time.
I'm not a fan of Immortal but my friends in the video are, kind of.
I wouldn't want the Prince of Darkness to be proud of me, even if he did exist. But I'm glad you like the video.
Y'all oughta reupload this with the music louder
just tell them you're celebrating christmas and they'll get sad and cry to their non existent god
***** but..but..but then you cant insult their religious beliefs
my way of getting rid of them has nothing to do with their religious beliefs...
You've got five minutes to get off of my property... or you have a choice, my dog odin goes for your balls,or I'll call the Cops!
Your choice
good reason
We won't cry. We'll just keep on moving.
@@CoastConcepts 😄
All these years later and this is still amazing!
its nice to know that some christians can appreciate such music with an open mind.
Thanks to Mac ,Wyatt . Sage and Brian for a great video.
This is the stuff I like , you guys are brilliant
I'll bet you guys had a blast filming this. awesome!
"Why can't we just eat them?" the best line... Awsesome \m/
@blackenedintheend The song is Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.
haha, yup. You were the first person to notice that.
We filmed the scenes on different days.
im a JW who enjoys death metal and black metal but i still found this hilarious!!!
As a JW can you tell me. Is your religion more or less silly than Mormonism?
colbie oster obviously as a human i am going to be biased, but really from what ive seen in terms of "silly" i think Mormonism is
I appreciate the honest opinion and lack of offense you took! Have a nice day :)
How about you get a life.Then you won't have to be a J.W.
that comment literally made no sense but ok man
@Twwistad It's a part of the song Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.
We made it. Well, I didn't but the kids in the face paint did. Thx for the compliments on our videos.
"you know bad things happen when i start the car"
Hey, it's just humor. We are gonna make as many as we can.
Best acting in a no-budget film that I've ever seen. Great movie guys!
Hey now! I find this highly offensive! You can't use proper nouns in Scrabble!
I wish the video quality on this was a little better because it's pretty epic
Yea, and it doesn't help that we shot this in the winter in Washington state where it gets dark around 4:00 PM.
I want to have a metalhead best friend to play this game.
Sup
that quiet bit running to the car really needed some sort of horror track, like I dunno... an Emperor song, or Enslaved, Mayhem... the list goes on...
"It Worked"
"Time to Die"
"AHHHHH!"
Dude, totally hilarious
Just found this after a long time, still awesome ❤
The song is Laeknishendr by Falkenbach. During both the chase/fight scene and the credits, its the same song. Just different parts of the song.
"You know bad things happen when I start the car!" HAHA! My god that was very entertaining.
All the music (except the intro of coarse) is the song Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.
That guy has a killer Mayhem shirt. Anyway, this is quite funny, cause Jehovah's witnesses are actually like that, well the ones here are and my bro and I were talking about scaring the shit out of them like that.
I never claimed to be a metalhead. I'm a former Jehovah's Witness who loves to make videos. I'm not fond of religion OR metal. I just thought this would be a funny idea for a video.
My friends in the video who play the Black Metal characters don't consider themselves "metalheads" either. Because they like other kinds of music as well as metal. We just wanted to use that word in the title because there was no better alternative.
I'm on a metalhead fb
page, fortunately most people that like metal, like other styles of music, so technically I guess even though I like metal, I'm not a metalhead, because it's not my favorite style of music anymore, but anyway hilarious video, by the way most of the metal I listen to is neutral, or Christian-ish (?) at a minimum not satanic, although I believe most of that is a gimmick anyway, except for King Diamond, he kind of creeps me out lol
yea, both me and my friend who played JW's in this video have had doors slammed in our faces before. When we used to be JW's that is. Niether of us are now.
I grew up with Jehovah's Witnesses in my family. I'd love it if they met these guys.
Well, Marvin Murkk wanted to use the song Witching Hour by Mayhem but Billy Blasphemer hates Mayhem so he got us to use the Falkenbach song. He really likes folk sounding stuff.
Lol great stuff guys, I'm a witness and a metalhead so it was even better for me. I love the "you know bad things happen when I start the car" lol, keep it up.
Well regardless of the slight differential you did a good job on the editing and such. Just the whole concept behind the Metal-Heads taking on everyday tasks and such is pretty genius as well as intriguing.
I think it would be wise to perhaps make a full-fledged series of them...Perhaps their own UA-cam channel.
Good Luck :D
Leaknishendr by Falkenbach. It's the quiet part of the song.
That comfy wooden home with white trim and accents is SO METAL!
Cue Darth Sidious vocal impression!
This is ridiculous I'm both a metal head and a Jehovah's witness however it was so stupid it was hilarious!
OMGGGGGGGGG thank you for this!! Hilarious and right on!! They just DONT LEAVE looooollllllllll
My friend showed this to me....this is just pure gold, fair play to ye!! \m/ :D
Just a normal day in Norway
yea, we know. Metalheads isn't the right word for them but you'd understand why we used it if you watched the trailer of this video.
Oh My God, that is awesome guys. that was the best JW video joke I have ever seen. And accurate as well (car, right bible,briefcase)."what should I do?" "Start the car!" so good.
I don't know why but I can feel strong Smosh vibes in this video...
I'm not a JW, but I'm a Christian.
Found this hilarious!!
*Yes, I'm that guy who's like "I'm (insert thing here) but I still found this funny hooohoho hahaha hehehe"*
Metal is metal. Doesn't matter who's listening, as long as they're listening.
Not only funny as hell, but GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talented bunch!
With Sincere Regards,
Beth Schuldiner
I'd expected this to be much longer but it was still pretty hilarious.
I loved the accent when he said "My letters are terrible..."
A+
Just amazing!!
"mormons travel by bicycle" hahaha
lol well I'm glad you liked my "girlish scream", but if it had been a real girl's scream your ears would be bleeding.
I love all these comedy Black metal Videos! You should make more. :)
"YOU KNOW BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I START THE CAR!!!" ... priceless
I never get tired of watching this: great editing job. What was the music? Next, have the JW boys come back with reinforcements: like a vanload of pioneers dumping tons of watchtowers on our metalheaded heros. That would be a hoot!
first saw this about 10 years ago and still hilarious
HAHAHA!
I Love this
Man if this every did happen, we would be talking about it for months and months. everytime we pass that house or near that house.. "Hey did you hear about when Brian and Sage went there, they got chase by guys in Kiss makeup"
Oh and we would never park on the grass or wear running shoes in service. But i'm sure those are just oversights. Great video.
@stirredupzombie
Yeah, I forgot to take our dress shoes with us to the shoot that day.
So Epic! I nearly fell of my chair when I watched this xD
"Time to die!"
That part cracked me up!! XD
The metalheads seem like the best dudes to be friends with.
I loved the part where Marvin (?) said "My letters are terrible." Although "TRU KVLT" is totally awesome.
"Just do it!"
"It worked!"
"Time to die!!!"
Man... I gotta get me some face paint for when they come around next time. And Scrabble. Freaking awesome!
@bfia93 Laeknishendr by Falkenbach.
is that windir and XIV Dark Centuries I hear? ;)
That was actually really funny. Nice job!
Nice touch with having them hold a new world translation. Good attention to detail.
"TIME TO DIE!" That's the best line in this whole video! xD
I'd file this under, "Things I would have thought were cool when I was 16" lol