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  • @Jazzygoodtimes
    @Jazzygoodtimes 9 років тому +345

    "No, Mormons travel by bicycle, these are Jehovah Witnesses." Best line ever

    • @DallasGunther
      @DallasGunther 7 років тому

      UA-cam Administrator yar, even pirates have our run ins with religious types that seem to rise from the brine and foam, asking strange questions, at times seeming pleasant, but never do they push off without leaving something of literature....which alas..........I can't read. once made me the mistake of stating only books like those in me cabin be paarrrrrn and that gave them such a reason to spout about my joining with their crew I had to pull the mooring. funny that the wealthy ones paddle about in so humble a dingy, whilst witnesses of jahova always throw their line without asking if they may. bunch of scallywags, the bloody lot only wish to liberate from its chest some of my treasure! so we often rape the barnacles out of one, then the other until they stop begging from the wrong master for mercy for only one, he doing the raping, can grant to him any mercy!

    • @godlessire4548
      @godlessire4548 5 років тому +1

      @@Jazzygoodtimes Fuck "god"! Fuck jesus! Fuck the stupid commandments! Fuck the nonsense bible! Fuck repentance! Oh, and FUCK YOU for posting this bullshit! Fuck, I hate your kind!

  • @boyteco1
    @boyteco1 10 років тому +264

    If anybody hangs out at home with their faces painted, please tell me. I want to be your friend.

  • @MegaWillinator
    @MegaWillinator 9 років тому +198

    "aha my letters are terrible'
    *tru kvlt*
    XD

    • @kingravenink
      @kingravenink 9 років тому +20

      That part made me laugh the most, haha.

  • @smoke2351
    @smoke2351 2 роки тому +14

    This never gets old, even after nearly 15 years

  • @danielmontgomery7657
    @danielmontgomery7657 3 роки тому +8

    This video has that perfect old school youtube vibe. Just a few friends and a camera.

  • @avstin4508
    @avstin4508 8 років тому +70

    "Why can't we just eat them?"

  • @GamerstudPrime
    @GamerstudPrime 8 років тому +59

    Those brave metalheads...freaking heroes

  • @Equinsu_Ocha69
    @Equinsu_Ocha69 3 роки тому +7

    Years later and I still come back to this lol. Truly a work of art.

  • @Trollaukinn
    @Trollaukinn 10 років тому +128

    As an ex-JW turned black metal fan, I found this mildly fucking hilarious.

    • @DoomedDarkKnight
      @DoomedDarkKnight 10 років тому +5

      Fucking awesome! Just like Johnny from GTA IV!

    • @aprilsantos8653
      @aprilsantos8653 7 років тому +10

      Trollaukinn same here. I am an ex Jehovah witness too. I also love black metal. nice to meet you.

    • @krissi_sue4861
      @krissi_sue4861 7 років тому +5

      same here. I left them a few years ago and turned into a metalhead.

    • @grungeboy1654
      @grungeboy1654 7 років тому +3

      Yautja Prime Same here but a a grunge kid

    • @hyperactivefrijole9397
      @hyperactivefrijole9397 7 років тому +6

      grunge boy same, both grunge,and black metal my dudes 👌glad we all left the cult

  • @DanielleSainte-Marie
    @DanielleSainte-Marie 5 місяців тому +2

    Love it. As a former Jehovah's Witness, I live in gloriously dark, black metal and JOY these days! Much better when you can be yourself!

  • @larryjohnson9084
    @larryjohnson9084 7 років тому +9

    1:25 give this man an oscar for that performance

  • @shadowprince101
    @shadowprince101 7 років тому +21

    The first time I smoked bud, I watched this video. I will always thank you guys for the experience.
    " IT WORKED ! "
    (record scratch )
    " TIME TO DIE !! "
    (hilarious scream )
    #neverforget

  • @SuperDarthKelly
    @SuperDarthKelly 9 років тому +73

    Lol "Why don't we just eat them"

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 9 років тому +7

      SuperDarthKelly because then more will be back next week

    • @CultofTimmy
      @CultofTimmy 9 років тому +4

      Nice one xD
      Sadly I was born as one. Thankfully I got out of that 2 years ago #Iamfree

    • @antoniusmetal
      @antoniusmetal 8 років тому +2

      +Timmy Scott You got out of black metal? ;)

    • @godlessire4548
      @godlessire4548 5 років тому +1

      @@CultofTimmy To which r U referring?

  • @jtclark877
    @jtclark877 10 років тому +19

    I used to be one. I was an elder lol. I have nothing against them, more power to them, but I had a hard time in my mind reconciling giving talks on sunday while I was driving to the kingdom hall blasting burzum and mayhem.
    Loved the vid lol

    • @morbidminister6669
      @morbidminister6669 9 років тому +3

      Burzum dont really have any religious themes so i dont think that should be an issue...mayhem on the other hand may have caused some contradictions lol

    • @WhereTheAncientDwell
      @WhereTheAncientDwell 9 років тому +4

      +MorbidMinister666 Burzum doesn't have religious themes? Are you for real he's one of the most religious metal artists out there...

    • @kameronmw03
      @kameronmw03 6 років тому +1

      MorbidMinister666 Read the lyrics to lost wisdom

  • @wilhelmgstudios8594
    @wilhelmgstudios8594 9 років тому +32

    Last time they came to my door (about two years ago now, they never came back) they wouldn't leave no matter how much I told them I wasn't interested, than I looked them in the eyes and said "I'd worship Satan before god any day" and slammed the door.
    They ran off my property.

    • @diegopalominoss
      @diegopalominoss 8 років тому +2

      lol k

    • @conanmiddleton925
      @conanmiddleton925 8 років тому +3

      I was so wrong. Friendly on the outside, sadly brainwashed on the inside. I am glad I did a lot of reading today otherwise I would of become one of the brainwashed too.

    • @wilhelmgstudios8594
      @wilhelmgstudios8594 8 років тому +2

      ***** sick dude I don't care. All religions are for the weak minded and ignorant

    • @conanmiddleton925
      @conanmiddleton925 8 років тому

      +Zachary Wilhelm If I am honest, today has been a turning point for me and quite a big one. I wouldn't go as far as to say they are for the weak minded or ignorant, but I have learnt a lot more about JW's today that I do not like, and I do NOT class myself as one.

    • @conanmiddleton925
      @conanmiddleton925 8 років тому

      ᎠᏙᏁᏟᏋᎡᎦ ᎱᎤ Ᏹ ᎠᎥᏚᏟᎧᏒᎠᏙᏁᎱ ᏚᎽᏕᎢᏋᎷ Confusion is quite common for me, you are correct.

  • @monke148
    @monke148 7 років тому +15

    back in 2008 when there was no clikcbait shit and videos we're in 240p

  • @rdawg802
    @rdawg802 Місяць тому +2

    Came to rewatch this video for probably the millionth time, can't believe this came out 16 years ago. Still holds up.
    "No, mormons travel by bicycle. These are jehovah's witnesses"

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  12 років тому +5

    The White Stripes were my favorite band in 2007 when I created my youtube account. My friends (the other guys in this video) are the ones who are really into metal. In Flames is the only metal band that I regularly listen too.

  • @tyranids4ever
    @tyranids4ever 9 років тому +69

    A+ acting

  • @1c2a3S4d5l
    @1c2a3S4d5l 10 років тому +38

    no Mormons travel by bicycle

    • @rottingemptiness
      @rottingemptiness 8 років тому

      Last time i met them , they were just pedestrians :) We had a little conversation , but a nice & clear one , they too couldn't convince me :))

    • @godlessire4548
      @godlessire4548 5 років тому

      @@rottingemptiness U should've put them out of their misery.

    • @rottingemptiness
      @rottingemptiness 5 років тому

      Even better , on a hot summer day , 1991 , I was wearing a nice shirt , and suddenly my doorbell was ringing ,
      I opened the door , yep , JW-guys , and from the moment they saw my T-shirt , holy LOL , ….
      images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81Cf49dj6LL._SX2000_.jpg
      PS: I had a white shirt instead of a black one !!!!

  • @kailajones787
    @kailajones787 8 років тому +19

    we had some come to our door nd my stepdad told then we are Satanist 😂😂😂😂 i died with laughter

  • @flintironstag2381
    @flintironstag2381 8 років тому +41

    This has to be the most EVIL...SATANIC...GRIM.....and BRUTAL....scrabble game I have ever seen....LMAO!!!

    • @foreverchained9070
      @foreverchained9070 7 років тому +1

      Flint Ironstag except for the cranberry lol

    • @flintironstag2381
      @flintironstag2381 5 років тому

      @@foreverchained9070 That's not cranberry juice....

    • @foreverchained9070
      @foreverchained9070 5 років тому

      @@flintironstag2381 i was referring to the fact they spelled cranberry on the board......

    • @flintironstag2381
      @flintironstag2381 5 років тому

      @@foreverchained9070 Oh, my bad! LOL!

  • @dianaabdalova9145
    @dianaabdalova9145 8 років тому +12

    Well, now i know what I'll do next time when they come:D

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +1

    It was the same song that was playing during the video. Falkenbach's Laeknishendr. It was just the soft interlude in the song.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +1

    The music was Falkenbach's Laeknishendr. Both near the end and during the credits.

  • @eric5906
    @eric5906 16 років тому +5

    The Prince of Darkness is proud of you guys.

  • @Dakarn
    @Dakarn 10 років тому +6

    Whatever you do... don't let them inside. They're like fucking vampires. Once you invite them in, you're fucked.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  14 років тому +1

    @YasashiiMinamono Thanks! I'm not sure which one of my classmates you are but its cool that you recognized me =] I'm glad you like the videos.

  • @codylujan
    @codylujan 10 років тому +15

    when he said "no, he's jahovas witnesses" and then he started shriking, I lost it! XDXD so dramatic

  • @stirpsromana
    @stirpsromana 8 місяців тому +1

    I watched this video over 10 years ago when I got into BM, and I cant believe I found it back!!

  • @tcaw8813
    @tcaw8813 8 років тому +2

    one time Jehovahs witness peeps came to my door, doing some preachy shit, and I was wearing my battle vest and cannibal corpse shirt and I opened the door, and they went ham on me about how I needed Jesus and were really rude to me. like they had their nose down up to me saying all this condescending shit, and talking about my music, and I'm like "look don't come to my house and start talking shit to me, that's totally unchristian man." and then they said like "you're gonna tell me what's unchristian" and then they laughed and walked off.

    • @JacobB177
      @JacobB177 7 років тому

      T Cawley That's very weird, JWs would not normal be like that at all. Heck, I'm a JW and I was blasting CC just the other day! /,,/

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  12 років тому +2

    Yeah, it was for a high school film class. My friend who plays the other JW also prefers Death metal over Black metal.

  • @cottonmangos
    @cottonmangos 5 років тому +1

    My goodness the man was fighting with a brief case.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  15 років тому +2

    You can get the corpse paint online (ebay) or in regular stores if it's around Halloween time.
    I'm not a fan of Immortal but my friends in the video are, kind of.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +2

    I wouldn't want the Prince of Darkness to be proud of me, even if he did exist. But I'm glad you like the video.

  • @rjbubba203
    @rjbubba203 11 років тому +1

    Y'all oughta reupload this with the music louder

  • @CoastConcepts
    @CoastConcepts 8 років тому +32

    just tell them you're celebrating christmas and they'll get sad and cry to their non existent god

    • @CoastConcepts
      @CoastConcepts 8 років тому +3

      ***** but..but..but then you cant insult their religious beliefs

    • @andrastereminiec6201
      @andrastereminiec6201 8 років тому +4

      my way of getting rid of them has nothing to do with their religious beliefs...
      You've got five minutes to get off of my property... or you have a choice, my dog odin goes for your balls,or I'll call the Cops!
      Your choice

    • @tommybnc2910
      @tommybnc2910 7 років тому

      good reason

    • @Mystelliastarre
      @Mystelliastarre 7 років тому +2

      We won't cry. We'll just keep on moving.

    • @godlessire4548
      @godlessire4548 5 років тому

      @@CoastConcepts 😄

  • @troubledseed
    @troubledseed 7 років тому

    All these years later and this is still amazing!

  • @kingozzy666
    @kingozzy666 15 років тому

    its nice to know that some christians can appreciate such music with an open mind.

  • @ozzymandi
    @ozzymandi 15 років тому

    Thanks to Mac ,Wyatt . Sage and Brian for a great video.
    This is the stuff I like , you guys are brilliant

  • @GuerrillaAtheism
    @GuerrillaAtheism 15 років тому

    I'll bet you guys had a blast filming this. awesome!

  • @lordforlorn9766
    @lordforlorn9766 11 років тому +2

    "Why can't we just eat them?" the best line... Awsesome \m/

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  13 років тому

    @blackenedintheend The song is Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +1

    haha, yup. You were the first person to notice that.
    We filmed the scenes on different days.

  • @Cooldudehero123
    @Cooldudehero123 10 років тому +35

    im a JW who enjoys death metal and black metal but i still found this hilarious!!!

    • @colbierb22
      @colbierb22 10 років тому +5

      As a JW can you tell me. Is your religion more or less silly than Mormonism?

    • @Cooldudehero123
      @Cooldudehero123 10 років тому +4

      colbie oster obviously as a human i am going to be biased, but really from what ive seen in terms of "silly" i think Mormonism is

    • @colbierb22
      @colbierb22 10 років тому +5

      I appreciate the honest opinion and lack of offense you took! Have a nice day :)

    • @markellospatras3039
      @markellospatras3039 9 років тому +3

      How about you get a life.Then you won't have to be a J.W.

    • @Cooldudehero123
      @Cooldudehero123 9 років тому +3

      that comment literally made no sense but ok man

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  13 років тому

    @Twwistad It's a part of the song Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому

    We made it. Well, I didn't but the kids in the face paint did. Thx for the compliments on our videos.

  • @pecesypajaros
    @pecesypajaros 14 років тому +1

    ‎"you know bad things happen when i start the car"

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +2

    Hey, it's just humor. We are gonna make as many as we can.

  • @ChristianF15cher
    @ChristianF15cher 14 років тому

    Best acting in a no-budget film that I've ever seen. Great movie guys!

  • @SpudsMcGeese
    @SpudsMcGeese 10 років тому +20

    Hey now! I find this highly offensive! You can't use proper nouns in Scrabble!

  • @edwarddore7617
    @edwarddore7617 4 роки тому

    I wish the video quality on this was a little better because it's pretty epic

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +1

    Yea, and it doesn't help that we shot this in the winter in Washington state where it gets dark around 4:00 PM.

  • @peryngveohlin4246
    @peryngveohlin4246 5 років тому +3

    I want to have a metalhead best friend to play this game.

  • @MetalNinja247
    @MetalNinja247 14 років тому

    that quiet bit running to the car really needed some sort of horror track, like I dunno... an Emperor song, or Enslaved, Mayhem... the list goes on...

  • @Equistta
    @Equistta 14 років тому +1

    "It Worked"
    "Time to Die"
    "AHHHHH!"
    Dude, totally hilarious

  • @Etiainen
    @Etiainen 11 місяців тому

    Just found this after a long time, still awesome ❤

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому

    The song is Laeknishendr by Falkenbach. During both the chase/fight scene and the credits, its the same song. Just different parts of the song.

  • @metalklown
    @metalklown 14 років тому +1

    "You know bad things happen when I start the car!" HAHA! My god that was very entertaining.

  • @LordTJ666
    @LordTJ666 11 років тому

    All the music (except the intro of coarse) is the song Leaknishendr by Falkenbach.

  • @SilvrGraveyard
    @SilvrGraveyard 11 років тому +3

    That guy has a killer Mayhem shirt. Anyway, this is quite funny, cause Jehovah's witnesses are actually like that, well the ones here are and my bro and I were talking about scaring the shit out of them like that.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +1

    I never claimed to be a metalhead. I'm a former Jehovah's Witness who loves to make videos. I'm not fond of religion OR metal. I just thought this would be a funny idea for a video.
    My friends in the video who play the Black Metal characters don't consider themselves "metalheads" either. Because they like other kinds of music as well as metal. We just wanted to use that word in the title because there was no better alternative.

    • @edwarddore7617
      @edwarddore7617 4 роки тому

      I'm on a metalhead fb
      page, fortunately most people that like metal, like other styles of music, so technically I guess even though I like metal, I'm not a metalhead, because it's not my favorite style of music anymore, but anyway hilarious video, by the way most of the metal I listen to is neutral, or Christian-ish (?) at a minimum not satanic, although I believe most of that is a gimmick anyway, except for King Diamond, he kind of creeps me out lol

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +3

    yea, both me and my friend who played JW's in this video have had doors slammed in our faces before. When we used to be JW's that is. Niether of us are now.

  • @goredonramslay
    @goredonramslay 13 років тому

    I grew up with Jehovah's Witnesses in my family. I'd love it if they met these guys.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому

    Well, Marvin Murkk wanted to use the song Witching Hour by Mayhem but Billy Blasphemer hates Mayhem so he got us to use the Falkenbach song. He really likes folk sounding stuff.

  • @thanatos87
    @thanatos87 16 років тому

    Lol great stuff guys, I'm a witness and a metalhead so it was even better for me. I love the "you know bad things happen when I start the car" lol, keep it up.

  • @mushroomHEADBANGERS
    @mushroomHEADBANGERS 16 років тому

    Well regardless of the slight differential you did a good job on the editing and such. Just the whole concept behind the Metal-Heads taking on everyday tasks and such is pretty genius as well as intriguing.
    I think it would be wise to perhaps make a full-fledged series of them...Perhaps their own UA-cam channel.
    Good Luck :D

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  12 років тому

    Leaknishendr by Falkenbach. It's the quiet part of the song.

  • @ItchyKneeSon
    @ItchyKneeSon 13 років тому

    That comfy wooden home with white trim and accents is SO METAL!
    Cue Darth Sidious vocal impression!

  • @galenmcdaniel8435
    @galenmcdaniel8435 7 років тому +3

    This is ridiculous I'm both a metal head and a Jehovah's witness however it was so stupid it was hilarious!

  • @kristininariley
    @kristininariley 11 років тому +1

    OMGGGGGGGGG thank you for this!! Hilarious and right on!! They just DONT LEAVE looooollllllllll

  • @VenomousKisserX
    @VenomousKisserX 13 років тому

    My friend showed this to me....this is just pure gold, fair play to ye!! \m/ :D

  • @eddietheheaduwu
    @eddietheheaduwu 6 років тому +2

    Just a normal day in Norway

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +1

    yea, we know. Metalheads isn't the right word for them but you'd understand why we used it if you watched the trailer of this video.

  • @Fritzw911
    @Fritzw911 16 років тому

    Oh My God, that is awesome guys. that was the best JW video joke I have ever seen. And accurate as well (car, right bible,briefcase)."what should I do?" "Start the car!" so good.

  • @dyykyhlf
    @dyykyhlf 4 роки тому

    I don't know why but I can feel strong Smosh vibes in this video...

  • @ShrubPlays
    @ShrubPlays 7 років тому

    I'm not a JW, but I'm a Christian.
    Found this hilarious!!
    *Yes, I'm that guy who's like "I'm (insert thing here) but I still found this funny hooohoho hahaha hehehe"*

  • @HeraldandGerald
    @HeraldandGerald 11 років тому

    Metal is metal. Doesn't matter who's listening, as long as they're listening.

  • @bethlevine1
    @bethlevine1 14 років тому

    Not only funny as hell, but GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Talented bunch!
    With Sincere Regards,
    Beth Schuldiner

  • @SuperMelon1
    @SuperMelon1 16 років тому

    I'd expected this to be much longer but it was still pretty hilarious.

  • @WombatPA
    @WombatPA 16 років тому

    I loved the accent when he said "My letters are terrible..."
    A+

  • @HernanInn
    @HernanInn 14 років тому +2

    Just amazing!!
    "mormons travel by bicycle" hahaha

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  16 років тому +2

    lol well I'm glad you liked my "girlish scream", but if it had been a real girl's scream your ears would be bleeding.

  • @cloudvol7
    @cloudvol7 12 років тому

    I love all these comedy Black metal Videos! You should make more. :)

  • @JoshTheBassist
    @JoshTheBassist 15 років тому +1

    "YOU KNOW BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN I START THE CAR!!!" ... priceless

  • @eric5906
    @eric5906 15 років тому

    I never get tired of watching this: great editing job. What was the music? Next, have the JW boys come back with reinforcements: like a vanload of pioneers dumping tons of watchtowers on our metalheaded heros. That would be a hoot!

  • @cstenzy9167
    @cstenzy9167 5 років тому +1

    first saw this about 10 years ago and still hilarious

  • @AmazingJellyfish
    @AmazingJellyfish 15 років тому

    HAHAHA!
    I Love this
    Man if this every did happen, we would be talking about it for months and months. everytime we pass that house or near that house.. "Hey did you hear about when Brian and Sage went there, they got chase by guys in Kiss makeup"
    Oh and we would never park on the grass or wear running shoes in service. But i'm sure those are just oversights. Great video.

  • @SageMichaelWright
    @SageMichaelWright  14 років тому +1

    @stirredupzombie
    Yeah, I forgot to take our dress shoes with us to the shoot that day.

  • @TrashMetal1995
    @TrashMetal1995 12 років тому +1

    So Epic! I nearly fell of my chair when I watched this xD

  • @Wolfyxxx91
    @Wolfyxxx91 11 років тому +1

    "Time to die!"
    That part cracked me up!! XD

  • @treygc3291
    @treygc3291 4 роки тому

    The metalheads seem like the best dudes to be friends with.

  • @macetoface
    @macetoface 15 років тому

    I loved the part where Marvin (?) said "My letters are terrible." Although "TRU KVLT" is totally awesome.

  • @bloodyfool23
    @bloodyfool23 15 років тому +1

    "Just do it!"
    "It worked!"
    "Time to die!!!"

  • @HateMachine103190
    @HateMachine103190 16 років тому

    Man... I gotta get me some face paint for when they come around next time. And Scrabble. Freaking awesome!

  • @lulztr0n
    @lulztr0n 13 років тому

    @bfia93 Laeknishendr by Falkenbach.

  • @lulztr0n
    @lulztr0n 16 років тому

    is that windir and XIV Dark Centuries I hear? ;)
    That was actually really funny. Nice job!

  • @jfdb59
    @jfdb59 12 років тому

    Nice touch with having them hold a new world translation. Good attention to detail.

  • @xgoddammitx
    @xgoddammitx 13 років тому +1

    "TIME TO DIE!" That's the best line in this whole video! xD

  • @ozzwepay
    @ozzwepay 7 років тому +1

    I'd file this under, "Things I would have thought were cool when I was 16" lol