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  • @jomak9
    @jomak9 7 років тому +169

    This is the real education.

  • @-sQsa-
    @-sQsa- 7 років тому +114

    7 years have passed, I was the best chiled actor.
    Edit 11 years sheeesh

    • @ogksknkrv6738
      @ogksknkrv6738 5 років тому +15

      Wait, you're the kid from the video? Awesome! :D Your dad is a fucking legend

    • @johannyblot327
      @johannyblot327 4 роки тому +9

      What ! since now, i'll always tought you were a little girl :o . Congrats man, you are in the most famous video of the world \m/

    • @-sQsa-
      @-sQsa- 4 роки тому +5

      @@johannyblot327 Im glad to be famous

    • @nope8827
      @nope8827 4 роки тому +4

      @@-sQsa- your father has a great musical taste

    • @OneFlewOverThePhoenixNest
      @OneFlewOverThePhoenixNest 4 роки тому +7

      I must be the only one who knew you were a boy. I knew immediately. You looked just like my son. Tiny badass. lol

  • @ClaudioLuiz120195
    @ClaudioLuiz120195 8 років тому +277

    Varg Vikernes liked this video.

  • @SunyTheSquid
    @SunyTheSquid 8 років тому +131

    *This man is the great and beautiful father*

  • @thenecrophagist
    @thenecrophagist 14 років тому +12

    Awww the little girl is so cute. What a good father! I wish my parents did stuff like this with me when I was little.

  • @dzejrid
    @dzejrid 2 роки тому +2

    I just found my comment on this video from 11 years ago. How time flies. This clip is still awesome.

  • @kdubs9111
    @kdubs9111 9 років тому +74

    Odin is pleased

    • @amorphicalalex6538
      @amorphicalalex6538 9 років тому

      how about satan?

    • @lnas1892
      @lnas1892 9 років тому +9

      my name is alex satan is overated

    • @amorphicalalex6538
      @amorphicalalex6538 9 років тому +4

      lnas 18 oh okay lets praise Odin then

    • @lnas1892
      @lnas1892 9 років тому +3

      lol ok

    • @mocelticbioman8848
      @mocelticbioman8848 7 років тому

      This idiots don't know shut Vikings did this to please Odin read a book it ain't that hard too read a page

  • @josiahhokanson9885
    @josiahhokanson9885 8 років тому +13

    Everyone needs someone like this as their parent.

  • @RedsHooded
    @RedsHooded 10 років тому +62

    Parenting. You're doing it right.

  • @MsAngelique
    @MsAngelique 8 років тому +34

    Well, that was adorable.

    • @mtinfinity7845
      @mtinfinity7845 5 років тому

      So cute, I want a little girl like that so I can raise her to be a metalhead 🤘😉🤘

  • @Endarfin
    @Endarfin 9 років тому +20

    this never gets old

  • @Joopis
    @Joopis 10 років тому +106

    This reminds me of when I was younger and my mom and I melted a red candle all over an angel shaped candle to make it look like it was bleeding.

    • @Christamation
      @Christamation 10 років тому +25

      Well you and your mom seems interesting

    • @valentine._.7712
      @valentine._.7712 9 років тому

      Satanist much!

    • @Christamation
      @Christamation 9 років тому

      Oh that shrek *badup bum* you little bitch I will always be higher then you!!! BOW TO MEEEEE!!!

    • @ainmhiwitch7494
      @ainmhiwitch7494 6 років тому

      Lol same tho

    • @jreynoldswrap
      @jreynoldswrap 5 років тому

      @@Christamation Especially his Mom.

  • @AngyIronman
    @AngyIronman 8 років тому +5

    6 years after it was posted and I just found this. So funny!

  • @carsonbarthel7560
    @carsonbarthel7560 9 років тому +8

    I would love to have a dad like this.

  • @wholesomegrandma3289
    @wholesomegrandma3289 9 років тому +32

    If my husband and child do this I'll be a proud mama

  • @emilyedwards8120
    @emilyedwards8120 10 років тому +24

    I'm Christian. Still think this is pretty badass. Christians don't automatically have to get offended by things. Jayui22

  • @Demonizer68
    @Demonizer68 10 років тому +150

    Parenting done right!

    • @sidthejovian5105
      @sidthejovian5105 4 роки тому

      I just wish I could be like this when I wad young lmao

  • @RiscoDigital
    @RiscoDigital 11 років тому +22

    Varg Vikernes approves!

  • @evieanschutz7212
    @evieanschutz7212 8 років тому +4

    I saw the "Lords of Chaos" book and just knew because metal moms do it too! \m/

  • @svinjamaria
    @svinjamaria 10 років тому +7

    now i know how i will parent my future children

  • @maxeypad
    @maxeypad 8 років тому +3

    One of the best videos ever.

  • @seriouslypeople5860
    @seriouslypeople5860 8 років тому +2

    Still watching this in December 2016.

  • @HarlekinBlackNews
    @HarlekinBlackNews 11 років тому +5

    Best Daddy of the World

  • @FilmC0llect0r
    @FilmC0llect0r 12 років тому +1

    @AkatsukiPR0 Thanks for the info!
    I was a little confused cause in germany there's a region called "Hessen" and hessian literally translates to "hessisch" or (the) "Hesse".
    which are the name for the citizens os Hessen and the fitting adjective.
    Again thank you!^^

  • @cale42
    @cale42 9 років тому +3

    This is hilarious and adorable.

  • @CrocusBocephus
    @CrocusBocephus  14 років тому +2

    Thanks for the kind words everyone.
    I am having a hell of time finding a kid to use for part 2.
    but, I am trying.
    METAL!
    CROCUS B

  • @Fr0mDark2Light
    @Fr0mDark2Light 8 років тому +10

    Best Dad ever. Hail satan.

  • @brercrow
    @brercrow 14 років тому

    When I read 'they craft', I thought dad was going to take kiddo to the blacksmith shop in the backyard and make swords or chainmail. But this is pretty great, too!

  • @henrybonellecheverry7416
    @henrybonellecheverry7416 9 років тому +4

    Meanwhile in Finland.

  • @slipvyne
    @slipvyne 11 років тому +2

    That stare when he sees the book. Gets me everytime

  • @CliffBurtont86t
    @CliffBurtont86t 11 років тому +3

    God bless you.

  •  11 років тому

    Thanks to this video, I began to listen to Leviathan. For that, I am grateful.

  • @shekravesbeauty2679
    @shekravesbeauty2679 10 років тому +4

    Im a Christian half of me hates this the other half loves it

  • @The1860th
    @The1860th 14 років тому

    This is one awesome dad
    building the importance of creating and destoying

  • @danisalami1223
    @danisalami1223 8 років тому +25

    I'm just going to dislike this for the 666.

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 8 років тому +7

      Fuck yeah man. I hope nobody will destroy your work.

    • @johkking
      @johkking 8 років тому +1

      two people did :( time to like back, dani. maybe we can reach the 666 again

    • @danisalami1223
      @danisalami1223 8 років тому +1

      I don't think it will be back to 666, I liked the video now anyway.

    • @La-libellule
      @La-libellule 8 років тому +3

      fuck it's 675 now people need to "un-dislike"

  • @kevinbenavides92
    @kevinbenavides92 10 років тому

    I want to share beautiful moments like this with my future child

  • @wingsofjudas9316
    @wingsofjudas9316 7 років тому

    This looks just like my five year old, he goes to shows and is really into metal. He LOVED seeing a kid like him, keep it up! 🤘

  • @666lordofabyss666
    @666lordofabyss666 6 років тому

    These videos need to make a come back

  • @noilick
    @noilick 3 роки тому

    Literally how I want to parent my child. Plus some gaming to have even more fun.

  • @johnkrois
    @johnkrois 13 років тому

    You have to believe in something in order to feel the need to fight it.

  • @glowworm2
    @glowworm2 7 років тому

    Best dad ever! The little girl's face at the end was adorable!

  • @brix4297
    @brix4297 14 років тому

    this is now my favorite video on youtube.

  • @JFuzzman
    @JFuzzman 14 років тому

    I swear I want to be this dad. TRUE good fathers.

  • @khaless666
    @khaless666 14 років тому

    Holy hellfire that is funny. I cannot stop laughing, nor halt my uncontrolable grinning when I think of that video. I cannot wait until part two!!!

  • @Uzeil21
    @Uzeil21 14 років тому

    Totally awesome
    the look on his face when he sees the book

  • @eviscerated69
    @eviscerated69 12 років тому

    my favorite video of all time!

  • @stormlord23
    @stormlord23 13 років тому

    it's a beuatiful video. It proves also that we can love our children

  • @caatabatic
    @caatabatic 14 років тому

    I like this one, It makes me think what if Chris and Rachel had a kid.

  • @ministerofanger
    @ministerofanger 14 років тому

    That child is going to grow up to be so awesome.

  • @patriciarodriguez9520
    @patriciarodriguez9520 11 років тому +2

    simplemente ESPECTACULAR !!!! Si tuviera hijos les educaría de forma similar, jejejeje salvar animales y quemar maltratadores

  • @IamH8ted
    @IamH8ted 2 роки тому

    Dude I used to watch you back in the day and I lost my profile never found you again like you totally made my night bro! Thank you so much for this video

  • @r4ider666
    @r4ider666 14 років тому

    One of the Best Videos EVER!

  • @zottele
    @zottele 14 років тому

    Yess....What a cool dad... \m/ And he takes care of the safety of his daughter- He doesn't use methylated spirits but charcoal lighter ;)

  • @DanFrederiksen
    @DanFrederiksen 13 років тому

    cuteness in darkness. to meet you where you are.

  • @keysersozae
    @keysersozae 13 років тому

    This is possibly the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

  • @purpledino167
    @purpledino167 13 років тому

    i have a metal dad. wish he was more like this...

  • @310BPM
    @310BPM 14 років тому

    I love little metal girl's metal face at the end. so cute.

  • @ComfortablyCasual
    @ComfortablyCasual 11 років тому

    It's amazing the lengths people will go to get mad at each other on the internet.

  • @MetalTrabant
    @MetalTrabant 2 роки тому

    Exactly how I imagine family time at Varg's home :D
    Probably minus the corpsepaint and the Lords Of Chaos book.

  • @Estel2121
    @Estel2121 14 років тому

    gotta build one of these with my daughter!

  • @napalmocean
    @napalmocean 13 років тому

    This is pretty much the best thing I've ever watched.

  • @Rawkingbiatch
    @Rawkingbiatch 14 років тому

    Priceless! I'll be a dad like that some day!

  • @Fimbulnacht
    @Fimbulnacht 14 років тому

    sheer brilliance. Thanks for making such a great short! can't stop laughing.

  • @cattwister
    @cattwister 14 років тому

    You, sir, are an awesome father.

  • @dashnak_
    @dashnak_ 13 років тому

    The little girl's metal pose is freakishly awesome!

  • @n8zuster
    @n8zuster 11 років тому

    I just wondered if it was advertisement for something :). Thanks.

  • @MarculTerr
    @MarculTerr 14 років тому

    this is one of the best vids ever.

  • @rotorhead87
    @rotorhead87 14 років тому

    I haven't done any crafting with her yet, but my 5-year old daughter does listen to Nile, Gorguts, and Cannibal Corpse. I think thats a good start.

  • @timemaster515
    @timemaster515 14 років тому

    And what do we learn kids? The priest in your local church loves to see this burning!

  • @LoriDaFuque
    @LoriDaFuque 12 років тому

    Idc what anyone says EVER - YOU, sir, are THE BEST DAD!!

  • @MrKyltpzyxm
    @MrKyltpzyxm 14 років тому

    I love the little girl's epic scream at the end!

  • @diavlosuelto
    @diavlosuelto 14 років тому

    Personally, whenever I find myself having to deal with children I know I can always count on fire for fun and amusement.

  • @YanyBonita2
    @YanyBonita2 12 років тому

    This is the most metal parenting i've ever seen in my life.

  • @sofiebellesmom
    @sofiebellesmom 13 років тому

    Thanks for sharing this with me!

  • @SGCobrality
    @SGCobrality 11 років тому

    God bless this amazing video.

  • @rykeb4417
    @rykeb4417 3 роки тому

    This Guy is the Master Designer for a very famous Knight Videogame. He is from the Chez Republic.

  • @Bccaundefined
    @Bccaundefined 13 років тому

    I want to be a heavy metal parent when I eventually have kids.

  • @TeaDrinker3000
    @TeaDrinker3000 12 років тому

    I want to give that a million thumbs up!

  • @julioagustin9317
    @julioagustin9317 12 років тому

    This is the best thing I've seen!

  • @sergioguerra7551
    @sergioguerra7551 2 роки тому

    this is why i know i'd be a great dad

  • @phyrejtm
    @phyrejtm 14 років тому

    In a word...BRUTAL. Simply BRUTAL.

  • @TempleofBrendaSong
    @TempleofBrendaSong 2 роки тому +1

    Somewhere the Old Ones are watching.

  • @FANZR-hy5vw
    @FANZR-hy5vw 11 років тому

    i wish that was my dad!
    that dude is like the best dad ever!!!! \,,/

  • @anne-aleaciaventressi4369
    @anne-aleaciaventressi4369 5 років тому

    ```````````````````````this may have ebeen th ebest clip ever i watched stablecondition

  • @KainKomachi
    @KainKomachi 14 років тому

    OMG! is simple amazing, I watched this video a lot of times and I'm still loving it!
    That girl is so cute and at the end of the video she really looks a "Metal-kid" lol

  • @AnthonyMaverick
    @AnthonyMaverick 11 років тому

    The future of metal is safe.

  • @TheEviscerated
    @TheEviscerated 14 років тому

    So insanely good!

  • @duxnihilo
    @duxnihilo 12 років тому

    Your daughter is adorable! So beautiful...

  • @xpandermatrix
    @xpandermatrix 13 років тому

    Pure Awesomeness! Definitely makes me smile! : D

  • @ags5696
    @ags5696 7 років тому

    2:00 I need to call my bandmates. That girl is our new vocalist!

    • @fukyu8405
      @fukyu8405 3 роки тому

      i think he's boy actually

  • @HandsomeDynamite
    @HandsomeDynamite 14 років тому

    The dad's expression is priceless.

  • @itchypen15
    @itchypen15 11 років тому

    Perfect example of the future father of my future children!

  • @TwentySeven1337
    @TwentySeven1337 12 років тому

    He wasn't surprised, he was inspired. And it's Lords, not Lord. Lord of Chaos is a book in the Wheel of Time series, Lords of Chaos is a non-fiction book about the early Norwegian black metal scene.

  • @virabhadra
    @virabhadra 14 років тому

    Haaaaahahaha! YES! That was hilarious. I love the dude's somber, word-less parenting and wide-eyed, paternal madness. Bad ass. Nice choice for a song, too. My daughter is 2 and I've already got her doing the mean face when I play death/black metal.

  • @Varibyss13
    @Varibyss13 10 років тому

    perhaps the cutest coolest thing I have ever seen

  • @TabbyCheshire
    @TabbyCheshire 14 років тому

    OMFG!!! That made my day!! that was the BEST movie EVER!!! XD

  • @knownashectic
    @knownashectic 14 років тому

    My future as a father, crafting with the kiddos!!

  • @MrHaunt69
    @MrHaunt69 10 років тому

    This is what my future looks like.

  • @CaptainBeefheart90
    @CaptainBeefheart90 12 років тому

    I like the fact that in 20 years there will be a bunch of children running around who have grand parents who listen to Burzum.

  • @jahkeeli
    @jahkeeli 14 років тому

    The last 5 secs is genius!!