Coconut Mall - Mario Kart Wii EARRAPE

your ears will blow up just as much as this video did lol

[@PYoshiBoi3]

Me: Predicts MK9 will not happen
Me when Coconut Mall is revealed for the DLC:

[@ultra64dx77]

Y o u
J u s t
G o t
C o c o n u t
M a l l ‘ e d

[@JY11RX]

my reaction when it's revealed

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Gamer

[@Rafael_LMR]

I will only buy it for the coco mall lol

[@Superemie401]

Me: THE COCONUT MALL IS BACK!!!!!

[@sempignale]

Italy: Switches sides
The Central Powers:

[@fawwe]

I'm italian ad i am triggered

[@sempignale]

@@fawwe ok chef boyardee

[@kannoli9517]

@@sempignale bruh I no trigger this is good eve if I'm Italian

[@lionidor1132]

haha just like how the escalators change direction

[@kannoli9517]

@@asablust8823 that was my intention

[@francespo319]

Me: Changes sleeping position
Everyone else at my funeral:

[@emmy4003]

You got me dying

[@fco64]

@ٰ what you said?

[@julietwatson4642]

Lol true

[@PYoshiBoi3]

@ٰ potatoes?

[@generalgrievous3133]

@@fco64 *i r i s h h u n g e r s t r i k e s*

[@AdvSpringBonnie]

"Dude help I killed someone in electrical and someone saw me!"
"I didn't know you played Among Us!"
"What's Among Us?"

[@LordAcastra]

AHH

[@NarutoUzumaki-cr8bu]

*Ladies and gentlemen, we got him*

[@hater7027]

AAAAAAWAAAAA

[@metaman1488]

*FBI, open up*
(MetaMan rated your meme : 9.2/10)

[@LordAcastra]

**message**
FBI
dont fucking move

[@StoppableTurtle]

Me: Roasts the annoying kid
Everyone at the barbecue party:

[@dysplat549]

😳

[@twitterusersarefreakingstu2200]

That is cursed, and I love it.

[@kopi5806]

@@twitterusersarefreakingstu2200 oh so you loved it. Okay

[@rishanochannai5182]

@@kopi5806 im also depressed but these meme comments help me

[@Happy_spider_boi]

HOOOOOOOLD UP

[@lordxboxone9869]

Me: cutting ties with people who are bringing me down
My climbing partner:

[@lordxboxone9869]

Oh shit i come back to see you pinned thanks B

[@braanch]

@Respawnings :p

[@cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645]

It’s been de-pinned by a (at the time) 16 minute old comment

[@venor2612]

@@cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645 sad

[@lordxboxone9869]

Why are you all here

[@kissfreak9056]

Flight: *is at 6 pm*
My parents at 4 am:

[@NixDarkLord]

So. Fucking. True.

[@kissfreak9056]

Hugo Nice

[@marasligul]

parents: OUR SON IS GONE
*coconut Mall Volume 999*

[@LUNARBOY132]

Gacha Rockstar I know you are into memes and stuff but, Gacha is cringy as fuck

[@kissfreak9056]

LunarBoy and I respect your opinion

[@nach-o-cheese6493]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
That one CPU in every race:

[@fourteensouls]

Underrated comment

[@nach-o-cheese6493]

Yes

[@viperion3930]

Nobody:
Toad seeing this comment:

[@epicboy0999]

That one ai that decides to be an annoying little sh** and spam all of their items:

[@M1A1.]

Nobody
Donkey Kong seeing this comment:

[@unibrotherjohn7378]

Me: Unplugs a cord to charge my phone
The guy in the room on life support:

[@8834]

Totally worth it

[@luckywii8731]

*_your humor is so dark you singlehandedly got stronger than Darth vador_*

[@pugzoid1444]

Me: Opens window
Everyone else on the submarine:

[@Dukedamanz]

PugZoid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@notably5233]

Lmaoo

[@ZaidenFN]

*_hol up_*

[@JackThePerson27]

FLUDD approves

[@ramahermawan4598]

Now I can hear water sounds coming to my ears.

[@daliaspottington5795]

Me: *Sneezes*
Somebody: Bless you
Me: Thanks
Me remembering that I’m home alone:

[@Mark-sl5bf]

True lol

[@PYoshiBoi3]

@@Mark-sl5bf lmao

[@petersinkworking6198]

Also you remembering that you havent sneezed the correct way

[@angelxd6302]

C O R O N A V I R U S

[@Bob-fh4ht]

It always happens to me lmao

[@saucymemes6696]

When you’ve been staring at the ceiling for the last 45 minutes and just realized there’s a back of the test and you have 2 minutes to finish:

[@pucci2187]

Me: takes off helmet for fresh air
Everyone else in space:

[@maybeso8513]

Mom: yelling at me
Me: trying to explain my point to her quietly
Also me: raises my voice by 2%
Mom:

[@PYoshiBoi3]

you thought, mortal

[@mauvsstuff4742]

it do be like that sometimes

[@calebalmeida3474]

Teacher: Here’s the homework
Homeless kid:

[@illletyouknowin20businessd34]

Damn that’s tuff

[@plantgrow1566]

So dark

[@slickl9608]

Damn that caught me off guard

[@gnarly.bulblax]

@WannaCry Virus they still understood the joke

[@blueteam2488]

Homelesswork

[@ajlabajgoric1019]

Me: kills a mouse
Everyone at disney world:

[@noahidontknow]

‘everyone may succeed’
Kid named ceed:
Kid named everyone:

[@SmirkohThePerson]

(⊙v⊙)

[@justadrawing]

SHEEEEEEEESH

[@LailahZoc00L]

I-

[@randomizedartman00]

😖

[@Happy_spider_boi]

😳📸

[@invasious]

Women: Removes polish with chemicals
Everyone: *nothing*
Hitler: Removes Polish with chemicals
Everyone:

[@PYoshiBoi3]

lmao

[@iqcq2063]

i like that one

[@HolyFlare484]

bruh, your pfp thiccer than bread

[@mandyr7150]

Lol that pfp

[@Shrek_Now_go_away]

@@mandyr7150 lol that pp

[@IMAVG]

Me: throws a turtle shell at the guy in front of me
Everyone else at PetSmart:

[@countyhare]

You'reNotFirst Me neither

[@Exc4Iibur]

@@countyhare Me neither

[@startrooper453]

Then you hear round 2 music playing

[@ShadeShake]

@@countyhare Me neither

[@ITDBruins]

@@countyhare Me neither

[@thatonelilbruh3104]

Me: drinks green kool aid
Everyone else at the nuclear power plant:

[@nobodyyupjustnobody6299]

S a v e h I m -

[@Cow4life]

Me: *uses new toilet*
Home Depot employees:

[@cvs.j]

The Chill oof l

[@Mark-sl5bf]

That deserves more liked

[@Sumrandodood]

They have to deal with this CRAP

[@JackThePerson27]

Please look away kiddies

[@uuytk]

I prefer to use the showers

[@magnohim9463]

Me: Throws my mouse against the wall because it's not working
Everyone at Petsmart:

[@MasterCatsVR]

Everyone at Peta:

[@magnohim9463]

@@MasterCatsVR wow

[@MasterCatsVR]

The_Very_Smol thanks

[@isdattomatojuice9897]

@@MasterCatsVR peta: picks it up and euthanizes it

[@Happy_spider_boi]

You mean peta

[@LueIsBlue124]

Me: turns off loud engines so I can sleep
Everyone else on the plane:

[@spooki3382]

OH NO-

[@evabrown3851]

Put it on maximum volume on headphones 🎧

[@Diamondboi1710]

Pilots when they lose control of the plane and see two buildings next to each other:

[@TheCornDog.]

Let's go hang out after school!
The kid named out:
The kid named school:

[@kristiant9372]

@Thot Patrol USA wait didnt you reply to my comment with 🍬🍬?

[@namenotfound8186]

_double kill_

[@ShadeShake]

Kid name hang:

[@mylangregory3200]

I begg your parden What

[@dradekon]

@@kristiant9372 ur name is yes

[@JaceFaller]

Ah, the sound of birds chirping in the backround paired with the peaceful ringing in my ears, such a wonderful feeling.

[@wobaw]

My neighbors liked this music so much they broke down my door to hear it better :D

[@aiyarose173]

Me: goes for a swim in the pool
Everyone else at the shark aquarium:

[@Mynameisntgenji]

I have qUeStIonS · 17 years ago everyone else at the shark aquarium: your pfp

[@dragoscruffy4062]

I have qUeStIonS · 17 years ago Holy shit, it’s been 17 years

[@suspiciousdavid9111]

420th like

[@Sumrandodood]

Pizza time stops

[@JackThePerson27]

Heheh, *I'M IN DANGER*

[@atomicmuffins6278]

0:00: You're on the dark web watching a murder live stream
0:07: You see yourself on screen

[@prodoofus327]

This is why you never browse the dark web; it will ultimately be your demise.

[@kindasus899]

RNinja 333 you would’ve died either way, its just that when he browsed the dark web, he KNEW he was gonna die

[@rafaelgongrubatatta907]

speed time

[@Nothing64290]

Cant believe no one said "yellow sus"

[@Shrek_Now_go_away]

Yellow sus

[@rezonantsarachnids5351]

I just wanted to say this has been my alarm on and off for a few years and there is not a more morbid sense of dread than the 8 seconds of calm you have to wake up and disarm it before your phone nukes the room with concussive blasts of coconut mall sound waves in the pitch black darkness of 5:30am

[@ishmaelwadee]

This should play when your own mii runs you over 😂

[@Megastar_Tye]

When you realize that it is Obama

[@Zitro2863]

Me: *plants bomb to win the round*
Everyone else at the school:

[@Mark-sl5bf]

No stop

[@Mark-sl5bf]

Lol

[@Em0yama]

BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

[@senatorarmstrong7071]

Mattia Marcolongo
TERRORISTS WIN

[@felicitasbarrientos3269]

* Me finally killing the rat that's been bugging my whole family *
Everyone at Chuck E Cheese:

[@cullbear55]

Rip Chuck E Cheese

[@kindasus899]

not 🅱️uck e 🅱️eese

[@Elfilinfan]

69th like

[@kindasus899]

piglin the ziglin i unliked and then liked again so now im the 69th like

[@Elfilinfan]

Now I am 69th like again

[@cheetodog6593]

"I just raided a village."
" Cool, did you get any obsidian? "
"That volcano stuff?"
" There aren't any volcanoes in minecraft. "
"What's minecraft?"

[@agentmelt996]

Oh no-

[@courtneylin9352]

@@agentmelt996 oh a chicken

[@helloisitmeurlookingfor5898]

hol up-

[@I_MC_130]

Wait a minute

[@merelybrainrot]

I love this.
I use to go to sleep, it's so calming! 😌

[@fefek1]

Well well well....
I am gonna fall asleep to this tonight then. Wish me luck
I fall asleep to random songs, ok?

[@jackridgway1355]

Truly the solution for world peace :)

[@tommybakes5972]

OK

[@RoboticFade]

Me: I like you
My crush: I like you too
My alarm clock:

[@Mark-sl5bf]

So true

[@nickrenzo6285]

Fr

[@zXBananaGamingXz]

Sadge

[@magzelyify]

I feel you, I dreamed my crush hugged me, almost kissing me...and my alarm went "I SAID GET UP MOTHER-"

[@darklink64]

@@magzelyify same bruh.
It hurts.

[@skyleroliver7078]

Me: *Sets off fireworks for New Years*
Everyone at the natural gas plant:

[@aiyarose173]

💀💀💀💀💀💀👌👌👌👌

[@AquarianEn1gma]

420/69 USDA approved 100% certified fresh rotten tomatoes rating bruh moment

[@PYoshiBoi3]

Me: Uploads video
*Video gains 300K views*
Also me:

[@yeetboi1938]

bruh moment

[@Link5949]

bruh moment

[@StoppableTurtle]

b moment

[@Wowesome1]

My name

[@Shrek_Now_go_away]

Drug moment

[@kc15.]

Pov: your tired of hearing the original so you wanted to burst your ears

[@NixDarkLord]

Me: Turns off the fan because it's cold
The other people in the helicopter:

[@NixDarkLord]

@Cringebob Animate Yup, it's incredible, you should test it too.

[@EugeneHKrabs-ix3ru]

RIP Kobe

[@macdunolds8410]

Kobe be like.....

[@Emanresuu]

GoldFishi no. Reddit does not approve of you.

[@1bakbxjskan]

a bowl of mac and cheese wait... but that’s illegal

[@remymcwin4673]

Me: Casually throws away a pen into a trashcan
*Everyone at the grenade factory:*

[@brogan1393]

*pin

[@Gamerguy826]

Oh shit

[@damarekun]

BREAKING NEWS: Grenade factory explodes, devastating a town.

[@LocalGooberGoobs]

R u n

[@theedgeofdeath220]

@@brogan1393 If he said pin it'd be less funny.

[@dylanbigham9941]

Nintendo to the entire Mario Kart fanbase on 2/9/22:

[@kennorcott7074]

thanks i was "accidentally" connected to my bro's speaker in the middle of the night and played this. i got my ass whipped

[@melanniemacias7686]

Ken Norcott rip

[@TwiliPaladin]

Worth it.

[@x_kittrix]

Sounds like a normal Tuesday for me.

[@EscapesAndRemoves]

Just another day in the ass-whipping zone

[@SaulTeeNutz]

Damn

[@iemanddiejenietkent6397]

Me: **Goes outside to walk the dog**
Everyone else on the plane:

[@No-lo2lu]

*I knew I wasn’t the only one*

[@wardskidoedels512]

Hey ik ken jou

[@president00007]

When your first item is a star:

[@priscillav9691]

Me: *smashes my mouse on the floor because i lost
Everyone else at the pet race: 0:07

[@danielpadilla7601]

Me: *flips pillow over so I can lay my head on the cooler side.*
Everyone at my funeral:

[@danielpadilla7601]

@4dabcrap444 gucci gang Nigga you 6 months late 🗿where were you at? 😕

[@Grizzy2023]

Daniel Padilla but none was at your funeral

[@128bitt6]

Me: flicks light on and off to have a rave...
Everyone else at the epilepsy ward:

[@AquarianEn1gma]

F Mega

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

That's a lotta damage

[@homelessman3762]

i know thats for a joke, but who tf flicks the light for a rave

[@bxxstfr_]

@@homelessman3762 I do

[@relliksb3825]

Three words...
BOOSTER COURSE PASS

[@Imperialloyalist510]

0:00
God: ok devil... You get to have one year... Ok?
0:08 The devil in 2020:

[@camman3740]

0:00 perfectly normal flight.
When the earrape starts: the right turbine of the hang glider is on fire

[@shujinkoMK]

🅱️ario 🅱️art

[@thease2096]

Me: gets triple shells and starts flinging them behind me
*Everyone else on the motorway:*

[@datcr4zyazn851]

8 year old me after I said swiper yes swiping:

[@thischannelisnowdefunct1825]

When you step on a Lego and accidentally fall down the stairs into the whole box

[@thunderoplayz4736]

Me: breaks an enemy’s neck to save ammo
Everyone else in the paintball arena:

[@Mark-sl5bf]

Lol rip

[@pistachiobeta9426]

@Thot Patrol USA bruh

[@Gamerguy826]

Bruh

[@milagros_vazquez9153]

🌚

[@Luke-gs5sd]

Me: goes fishing cause it's nice outside
Everyone else at Normandy Beaches on June 6th 1944:

[@skwidsquad3668]

i don't get it...

[@andrew_nabaglogamez4067]

SkwidSquad fuckin normie

[@andrew_nabaglogamez4067]

George Keller no u

[@NixDarkLord]

@@skwidsquad3668 It is a WWII joke.

[@neil3442]

That’s a WW2 reference, Thank you, i needed that.

[@bxxstfr_]

Me: smash’s in to the guy next to me so I can win.
Everyone else on the highway.

[@solocca5436]

Underrated lol

[@worldssmallestdestron7819]

Me: starts doing push-ups
Everyone else looking at my coffin:

[@julianthegamer6539]

Teacher: "Your name backwards is how you die."
Girl named Lana:

[@MichaelVickers2007]

Bro💀

[@Sceptice]

I don’t get it.

[@LunaOS101]

I-

[@iamian9330]

ROFL

[@nader3236]

I think we share the same real life name lol

[@jjdogasaur]

Me: *closes and locks door because it’s cold*
Everyone during the fire:

[@navyntune8158]

As long as you're all outside it's the correct thing to do

[@davidwest5305]

Wait hol up

[@hiitsbrandon5299]

*hol' up*

[@petersinkworking6198]

how the fuck can it be cold in a fire lmao

[@user-xk8rb7nn8p]

@@petersinkworking6198 woooosh

[@mlevar.]

Me: Opens the window for some fresh air
Everyone else on the airplane:

[@courtneylin9352]

Actually it should be on the space shuttle lol

[@spark1400]

This is the official theme of Coconut Mall coming back for the third straight time

[@nubberton1345]

Me: Pees on bush
The Vietnamese Soldier:

[@warpey5632]

*_Meet the sniper_*

[@floridaemergencypics7261]

lmao

[@TaQueTaco]

Free drinks

[@ReverieSamedi]

I guess you could say the soldier was...
Heh... *pissed*

[@MauricesHeresy]

Trees: *makes a weird whistling noise* Americans:

[@PYoshiBoi3]

lmao

[@RileyB_226]

Now this Comment Right here is epic

[@Stuff_centeral]

appa likes this comment

[@ChiefsKingdomW]

Me: *breaks my pig full of money*
The entire farm:

[@YourlocalSk31Ton]

"Only real Men Listen to real music"
the Music:

[@invader_miz]

this is real music though

[@antanaskaleda1564]

me: heating everything because its cold
everyone else at chernobyl:

[@Iberian_XAVO]

Me after running over 16 kids with a Toyota in Volograd, 1996.

[@PYoshiBoi3]

haha funni discord man

[@Iberian_XAVO]

yos

[@nothingtoseehere8921]

Wut

[@Iberian_XAVO]

@@nothingtoseehere8921 I met him in a cool discord server i sended a funni comment, screenshoted It into the server and he did the rest

[@ytpmichaelrosen9190]

Andalusia Mapping Stalingrad.

[@iPandora08]

I love listening to this when I do my homework. the *b a s s* helps me focus👌🏼💯

[@reference4774]

Me: uses a mushroom and hits the car in front of me out the way
Everyone else at the antique car show:

[@friskycalibri2293]

Me: Gets 10 headshots.
Everyone else at the shooting range:

[@rafaelgongrubatatta907]

nice shots comrade

[@twosideddog8821]

Uav inbounf

[@friskycalibri2293]

@@Mommyof2greatkiddos A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

[@motifity3416]

I see nothing wrong here.

[@takimicha7291]

At the town centre more like

[@Sgt_Ham]

IT LIVES AGAIN

[@Random_Anteran_solider]

How to clear a traffic jam:

[@rezonantsarachnids5351]

Me: *accidentally drops something next to an ant nest*
The ants:

[@ashley-182]

The ants: 0:07

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

Its free real estate

[@evie7820]

This is my favourite one

[@rezonantsarachnids5351]

@@evie7820 reading the comments with this music playing improves the experience 10 fold

[@corruption6580]

Nest?

[@alexialmao1104]

Me: closes all the annoying beeping machines so everyone can sleep quietly
The other patients in the hospital:

[@karelpgbr]

Oh no

[@aidan5214]

Me: shoots homie to test if friendly fire is on
Everyone else at the shooting range:

[@dysplat549]

Oh no!!!

[@epicboy0999]

Hol' up-

[@cherriewithrow4061]

Say hello to prisoooooooooon

[@casuus]

My dad: makes Bad Joke
Me who wants 20$ from him:

[@fourteensouls]

I can relate

[@chamr4291]

Me: changes pillow
Everyone at the funeral:

[@soup2073]

Me: *does something*
people where thing shouldn’t be done:

[@octoclown2417]

Clorox Bleach r/madlads

[@seaweeed1383]

Relatable

[@_N0VA_585]

Clorox Bleach -_- there could only be 1 Clorox bleach

[@creativeghost7368]

@@_N0VA_585 INTRUDER ALERT: RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!

[@galaxykidmusic]

meta

[@otiscooper4089]

Me: uses combat knife to save to save ammo
Everyone else at laser tag:

[@exomighty]

to save to save?

[@trollfacegaming1111]

R/ihadastroke

[@supersaiyanmario4265]

Nintendo: 3D All Stars is available until March 31st
*Everyone at March 30th:*

[@b.m.933]

Fire alarm goes off
Teacher: Stay calm
The kid named Calm: 0:07

[@sanstheskelespook100yearsa9]

*When that one Chinese kid coughs in the middle of a Mario kart game.*

[@Mkmcco]

F

[@501stClonePilot]

U

[@Mkmcco]

so long partner

[@superitalianbrosme]

.
?

[@navyntune8158]

@@superitalianbrosme corona

[@guydude439]

me: throws flash grenade to blind my enemies and go in for the kill.
*Everybody else at the nerf gun fight:*

[@PYoshiBoi3]

lol

[@Shrek_Now_go_away]

True

[@bluthemeth]

*GuyDude439 moment ldol*

[@nuggetnugget3914]

I want to USD a flash bang at a paintball arena or laser tag XDDDDD.

[@luckywii8731]

*_ayo!?_*

[@abcdefg98765]

MK8chads... WE WON!

[@675ginger]

Congrats. You’ve found a random comment out of nowhere that doesn’t use something like Me: *insert meme comment*

[@metlknckles3149]

Chinese man: *eats bat*
Everyone in the baseball tournament:

[@heyjoshiii]

Everyone in the whole f*cking world 😂

[@Mikelica69]

Xd

[@Valll_Gacha]

ROLF

[@nebula-collector]

0:00 the kid when they beat you in Mario kart
0:07 you when you beat him with irl

[@budd8852]

Lol

[@Flare0661]

You just got MARIOED

[@dreamingcloud9193]

0:08*

[@Mynameisntgenji]

Galaxy Wølf 0:07*

[@pikomon1443]

Get næ næ'd

[@Luver9]

We really got Mario kart 8 deluxe'd

[@comeonhomiewemajor]

Me: "My kill record is 25!"
"Dang bro didn’t know you play video games?"
Me: "Oh i don’t 😊"

[@StriderStryker]

Mario Kart 8: *doesn’t include Coconut Mall theme song*
Nintendo community:

[@viperion3930]

mario kart wii best mario kart

[@metaman1488]

*Storm the Nintendo HeadQuarters*
(MetaMan rated your meme : 8.8/10)

[@ThatSneakman]

Booster Pack:

[@Korbyxd399]

This aged well

[@sillymari01]

Comments that aged like fine wine

[@bacongawdamn]

Kid: *plays with random device that was on the ground*
*Everyone at the us airforce:*

[@merodi5768]

Me: hops into the water to go for a swim
Everyone at Sea world:

[@Octopusonweed420]

“I blew someone’s house up and killed them!!!” Oh nice u got Minecraft? “Whats Minecraft?”

[@dengc8973]

me after saying "no we can't" to the bob the builder's theme song:

[@therarewareguy194]

ROFL

[@icelingbolt]

ROFL

[@leafeonoof7932]

WE CAN'T FIX IT GUYS
😂

[@TheFunnyPogGuy]

ROFL

[@colmanramos7061]

Lmao

[@mariettaramirez2338]

Me: *Washes teeth*
All my cavities: *0:08*

[@Davidpoland2005]

0:07 is better

[@renjoku3771]

Young Couple: *starts to get freaky in the front seat with each other*
Everyone else at the drive-thru:

[@RamenBrawler32]

Ah yes. I remember when the world of 2016 dank memes were like this. The good old days when loud=funny

[@ZacGames3]

Good old days? It's still in effect.

[@UndertaleFan-cx2mc]

My friends and I played this over a bluetooth speaker in the school lunchroom.
Nobody cared, apparently.

[@catherinecalderon5342]

My school would have been... well let’s just say this song explains how they would have been.

[@mbrillon765]

Mission failed, we'll get em next time...

[@agulol6492]

Well, that means the guys there are mans of culture

[@UndertaleFan-cx2mc]

@@agulol6492 Yeah. For the most part.

[@brme0]

Mm yes. In conclusion, your school is very uncultured and brain dead. You and your friends are legends

[@faultf4]

Me: Uses Knife to save ammo
Everyone else on the nerf arena:

[@fourteensouls]

Im dying lmaooo