Jerma's CAREER ENDING Story

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @jetdude77
    @jetdude77 Рік тому +11087

    Jerma is so embarrassed and dances around the fact he smoked weed but without missing a beat blurts out he shat himself. Bless him

    • @homokira
      @homokira Рік тому +673

      THIS IS WHAT KILLS ME THE MOST

    • @levar6618
      @levar6618 Рік тому +561

      first one is a choice, second one is an accident

    • @motivationalpower9669
      @motivationalpower9669 Рік тому +584

      He's like: "Um yeah I did something the other day, it's uh... How could I say it... Well, you know the adults when they are stressed they want to relax and some substances help them do it. Weeeeeell, I've tried one of the substance and it was totally legal by the way and I do not encourage anyone to do it _especially_ if they are underage (don't do drugs kids). And so uh... I'VE TRIED WEED yes I said it I said it , I've tried weed
      Oh, by the way *I'VE FUCKING SHITTED MY PANTS* after that, just saying"
      Like he's always walking around some topic that's not even a big deal, but after that just tells straightforward one of the most deranged things you've ever heard and is acting like it's nothing
      Truly a PSYCHO

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma Рік тому +158

      If I'm remembering my lore right, and I hope so since I suffer from a similar condition, Jerma has Colitis. Let me put it this way, you lose ANY sense of dignity and embarrassment about shitting when you deal with these conditions. It just does that to you. I'd probably have said it exactly the way Jerma did lol

    • @zrlg3241
      @zrlg3241 Рік тому +52

      He should be embarassed. What an awful standard to set to his viewers to be a drug addict

  • @xsam228
    @xsam228 Рік тому +5389

    Good thing he saved himself the embarassment of telling one close friend by instead of admitting this to his entire audience.

  • @wolfemooney7188
    @wolfemooney7188 Рік тому +7644

    I love his complete inability to say “I was high” without first reciting ten lines about weed legality

    • @standard1703
      @standard1703 Рік тому +1

      but very blatantly with zero hesitation says he shits his pants with the most ingenuous tone of a 37 year old toddler

    • @apehawk
      @apehawk Рік тому +917

      But he has no issue just blurting out "I shit my pants"

    • @No_Life_Alex
      @No_Life_Alex Рік тому +189

      and then just immediately blurts out that he shat his pants

    • @bustedkeaton
      @bustedkeaton Рік тому +96

      "Lines" like hes got a script hahaha

    • @NAAAAAIL
      @NAAAAAIL Рік тому +89

      @@apehawk tbh I would be more embarrassed of being high than shitting my pants. drugs are cringe but shitting yourself is asserting dominance.

  • @AdamKlownzinger
    @AdamKlownzinger Рік тому +2033

    The reason Holly wears the pants in the relationship is revealed: because Jeremy shit in the last pair

    • @cooldud7071
      @cooldud7071 Рік тому

      Holly wears the pants Jerma shit in.

    • @YargMonster
      @YargMonster Рік тому +217

      Holly wears the pants Jerma wears the diaper

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Рік тому +158

      based on my knowledge of jerma lore, he just doesnt wear anything

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 Рік тому

      @@lrizzard tighty whiteys only. just don't look at them from behind

    • @No_Life_Alex
      @No_Life_Alex 11 місяців тому +16

      I thought holly was just a caretaker at jerma's asylum.

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 Рік тому +4680

    The best part of this for me was the "Don't shit yourself" at the end like he wanted this to have a fucking moral

    • @_Lumiere_
      @_Lumiere_ Рік тому +270

      It was a commandment

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton Рік тому +117

      Too late…😞

    • @Uncle_Fatt
      @Uncle_Fatt Рік тому +220

      Jerma declares Not Shitting Yourself to be the 7th heavenly virtue (he's replacing Chastity)

    • @nailwind
      @nailwind Рік тому +48

      the fecal aesop

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum Рік тому +40

      If it wasn't for that psa, my pants would be soiled right now

  • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
    @user-lh7mt7zo7l Рік тому +2954

    Man it killed me when Holly said Jerma was shitting himself in silence. Jerma is exactly like a child because when it's quiet you know they're doing something they're not supposed to.

    • @kelseyhoffman541
      @kelseyhoffman541 Рік тому +251

      I'm picturing jerma crouched in the corner shitting himself like a toddler resistant to potty training now

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol Рік тому +138

      jerma probably makes a shit ton of mouth noise around his house so when things get silent then it's a good sign he's shit himself
      edit: lmao nvm he literally says he does

    • @finn596
      @finn596 Рік тому +49

      I just imagine him sitting on the couch, visibly struggling but still completely silent

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Рік тому +73

      @@finn596 It's also worth noting that he didn't accidentally shit himself. He INTENTIONALLY shit his pants because that's what weed Jerma wanted.

    • @elementalxrayforfree6973
      @elementalxrayforfree6973 Рік тому

      You're shitting yourself, go to the bathroom!!

  • @proot.
    @proot. Рік тому +1388

    Protip: don't get rid of an old plunger until you already have the new one

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 Рік тому +72

      The plunger is the most powerful tool in the bathroom. And it has to he a plunger not that other one that's for scrubbing.

    • @almonds8895
      @almonds8895 Рік тому

      @@phoebeaurum7113 do you.. use a toilet scrubber to push down shit?

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly Рік тому +5

      Pro tip: just disinfect your plunger. It's like a toilet brush - just disinfect and clean it after each use. You don't need to randomly throw it out lmao

    • @acewmd.
      @acewmd. 11 місяців тому +18

      @@Prawnsly they lose the ability to properly plunge over time.

    • @Prawnsly
      @Prawnsly 11 місяців тому

      Yes rubber will slowly perish and degrade - over a period of ~10 years. Unless you're leaving it out in the harsh weather and sun, I guarantee your plunger doesn't need to be thrown out nearly as often as you think.
      People just LOVE to buy new shit. @@acewmd.

  • @xdmemes5821
    @xdmemes5821 Рік тому +1204

    He can never just say “took” about weed it’s always “partake” or “consume”

    • @onnihalme8819
      @onnihalme8819 Рік тому +219

      He's like that uncle who doesn't know what he is and what he isn't allowed to talk about with children

    • @flybot98
      @flybot98 Рік тому +59

      partook

    • @onnihalme8819
      @onnihalme8819 Рік тому +89

      @@flybot98 partake, partoke, partukken

    • @funkyoa
      @funkyoa Рік тому +66

      i was partaking in the festival of CBT

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Рік тому +4

      partake, portoke, purtoken

  • @zambonizombiebot6284
    @zambonizombiebot6284 Рік тому +1536

    Love how chat actually literally begged him to stop talking and cut the mic

  • @KittyCatnap
    @KittyCatnap Рік тому +3651

    It's so charitable of Holly to look after this adult baby.

    • @DestroyedArkana
      @DestroyedArkana Рік тому +241

      She's his caretaker

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Рік тому +327

      @@DestroyedArkana Government assigned handler

    • @NinjaPhooka
      @NinjaPhooka Рік тому +123

      ​@@user-lh7mt7zo7l It seems like a purely charitable act, until you realize she was assigned to do this by the state, in order to keep his homicidal tendencies subdued.
      🤡🔪

    • @GreenTeaTheTea
      @GreenTeaTheTea Рік тому +7

      @Buki Fox pov you k n o w lmao

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat Рік тому +22

      people talk about manchilds but never manbabies

  • @UnderseaDee
    @UnderseaDee Рік тому +758

    I love the brief part of chat going "it's just a weed story thank god" before the REAL story hits

  • @mino2123
    @mino2123 Рік тому +1861

    if jeremy isn't doing his infamous thanos impression you know something is wrong

    • @fuckthevoid
      @fuckthevoid Рік тому +110

      His iconic Thanos impression

    • @Harpotos
      @Harpotos Рік тому +45

      if he ain't impersonating mr. Thans,
      then shit hit the pants

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +5

      "I am inevitable..."
      "...Jerma?... Oh what the hell are you doing young man, the meatgrindr, again? That's 16 now"

  • @spoimf6030
    @spoimf6030 Рік тому +900

    Seeing this live was fucking surreal. You couldn't torture this out of me.

    • @kakroom3407
      @kakroom3407 Рік тому +83

      "I was high shit my pants and thought about paying Etalyx to deliver me a new plunger" was definitely not on my list of things I think Jerma will say 2023-2123 edition

    • @Hkouggbmha
      @Hkouggbmha 11 місяців тому +1

      It’s really not that bad calling it “fucking surreal” is pretty insane lmfao

  • @lankeowker5878
    @lankeowker5878 Рік тому +1333

    I feel like if Jerma ever robbed a bank, he would be the one to call the police to report a robbery.

    • @mikurusagawa6897
      @mikurusagawa6897 Рік тому +141

      He wouldn't call, he would talk about it on stream

    • @coalkingryan881
      @coalkingryan881 Рік тому +198

      @@mikurusagawa6897 “so the other day, I was a little stressed so I, y’know, I just wanted to relax. And, and it’s not really something I do often, and I also want to say i live in a state where it’s legal. So I may have, y’know just decided to do some… some marijuana, there I said it. Anyways, I just robbed a bank.

    • @Xedlord
      @Xedlord Рік тому +47

      So what you're saying is that he'd self report... like an IMPOSTER?

    • @lancdohanyoskarkat
      @lancdohanyoskarkat Рік тому +14

      @@Xedlord apologise right now

    • @swedneck
      @swedneck Рік тому +46

      "No chat i'm not calling the police! I just robbed a bank!! why would i call the police? No i'm not doing it! That would be insane! no! haha ah fuck okay i'm calling the police"

  • @komododile
    @komododile Рік тому +601

    The most embarrassing part is learning he does thanos quotes around the house

    • @creamgravy1
      @creamgravy1 Рік тому +74

      I think this is like his 3rd time mentioning he does it and I can't stop smirking at the idea of hearing thanos impressions randomly in a house.

    • @test-tl8dt
      @test-tl8dt Рік тому +8

      the rest could happen to anyone but man, most people would never think its funny to do thanos impressions around the house

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 Рік тому +241

    I think it's fascinating how long Jerma takes to verbalize that he smoked some weed, like he's REALLY uncomfortable admiting to it, but then he just blurts out "I shit my pants" with no hesitation at all.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +34

      It's even more hilarious when you realise everyone knows he does weed cause he brings it up ALL the time but he's still so sheepish about it

  • @pokabrows
    @pokabrows Рік тому +272

    He was embarrassed to tell holly about pooping his pants but he is perfectly fine telling thousands of his closest internet strangers.

  • @argnator
    @argnator Рік тому +650

    He's been hanging out with ster too much and getting too jealous of ster's absolute devil-may-care attitude towards self-shitting. The fact that this came up not soon after a brief thought related to Overwatch - the beginning of all of their shared pants-shitting history - leads to a conclusive subconscious link that Jerma has formed between Ster, Overwatch and Defecation.

    • @user-lh7mt7zo7l
      @user-lh7mt7zo7l Рік тому +205

      Maybe it's like when girls synchronise their periods. Eventually Jerma and Ster will shit themselves at the same time.

    • @Avasterable
      @Avasterable Рік тому

      What the fuck is this community

    • @endserenading333
      @endserenading333 Рік тому +33

      devil may cry

    • @paisenpaisen
      @paisenpaisen Рік тому +42

      ​@@endserenading333 motivated to shit my pants

    • @bassetts1899
      @bassetts1899 Рік тому +9

      @@user-lh7mt7zo7l this is one of the funniest comments I've read

  • @metalgearlikersupreme
    @metalgearlikersupreme Рік тому +303

    I love the idea that he just got tired of his old plunger and threw it out without buying a new one

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 Рік тому +2

      Like you can just not own a plunger, if you don't need one you don't need one, but its the fact he needs to somehow cover up the fact he doesn't own one.

    • @metalgearlikersupreme
      @metalgearlikersupreme Рік тому +6

      @@mrlegodude96alt2 how did jerma get to 48 years old without purchasing a plunger

    • @mrlegodude96alt2
      @mrlegodude96alt2 Рік тому +4

      @@metalgearlikersupreme I mean I've literally never needed a plunger in my life, so I don't own one, but I feel like if you have multiple bathrooms why wouldn't you just buy one and put it in the bathroom you never use.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +1

      It was evidence

  • @johncallof8839
    @johncallof8839 Рік тому +596

    There's moments when I'm on the verge of thinking Jerma is actually just another regular human being, but the man is so obsessed with trying to tell tales about the times he shit his pants/puked sleeves of Oreos. I just cannot bring myself to believe he's actually somewhere out there, free to roam and blend in with the rest of the people of Earth, him and his shit-filled garments.

    • @bellboy7809
      @bellboy7809 Рік тому

      Wait, you don’t shit your pants? Or puke sleeves of Oreos?!

    • @andrewbrowning1931
      @andrewbrowning1931 Рік тому +20

      T H R E W U P I N H I S M O T H E R ' S B E D

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 Рік тому +522

    He didn't have to mention that he shit himself that literally adds nothign to the story

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 Рік тому +210

      It gives it some color

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 Рік тому +186

      @@hayk3000
      brown, specifically

    • @GumitoGumito
      @GumitoGumito Рік тому +133

      Jerma is so honest against his own self interest that he was going to volunteer TO ETALYX the information that the reason he clogged the toilet was because he shat himself, like he says "Imagine the conversation I would have had to have", NO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO HAVE THAT, just say that the toilet is clogged, why do you need to also say you shat yourself Jerma you beautiful bastard

    • @Chex_Mex
      @Chex_Mex Рік тому +67

      @@GumitoGumito yeah lmao, couldve just said he was high and toilet was clogged so couldn't drive. The shit himself adds nothing hahaha

    • @isas.5667
      @isas.5667 Рік тому +32

      it IS the story

  • @dantehawkes1660
    @dantehawkes1660 Рік тому +780

    I cant belive jerma would kill those orphans

    • @khinlop
      @khinlop Рік тому +36

      And he only gets a 1 week ban on Twitch for that smh my head

    • @BearKenster
      @BearKenster Рік тому +41

      Those orphans had it too good for too long

    • @johnrainworld55
      @johnrainworld55 Рік тому +19

      For some reason I read this comment and genuinely believed he was going to tell a story about how he like accidentally burnt down an orphanage

    • @den-lavender
      @den-lavender Рік тому +19

      @AnIdioticEnglishMan "no chat NO, i will NOT light that orphanage on fire"

    • @Matsonius
      @Matsonius Рік тому +1

      Again?!?

  • @Blues_Light
    @Blues_Light Рік тому +216

    Well...that explains people typing "JERMA SHIT HIMSELF" when he raided Vinny last night.

  • @knatspray
    @knatspray Рік тому +555

    Jerma is genuinely brave for saying this kinda stuff. Shitting your pants is highly illegal!

    • @adotang_
      @adotang_ Рік тому +54

      He's lucky he lives in Nevada, where the punishments, while harsh, aren't as bad as elsewhere. In Canada, for example, taking a "cartoon shit in your pants" is punishable by immediate banishment.

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray Рік тому +21

      @@adotang_ does it make the foghorn sound when you realize you’ve beshidded?

  • @thewheatness
    @thewheatness Рік тому +387

    I hope his caretakers get a raise after this one

  • @nanomario
    @nanomario Рік тому +205

    ADDICT streamer SHITS HIS PANTS and proceeds to CLOG the toilet

  • @DylanBelievesInTheNet
    @DylanBelievesInTheNet Рік тому +136

    Kim Kitsuragi's admission of smoking hash is less embarrassing than this

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads Рік тому +81

      "I have, on a few occasions -- when I was young and foolish -- shat my pants."

    • @DylanBelievesInTheNet
      @DylanBelievesInTheNet Рік тому +20

      @@blackshirts_and_breads Conceptualization (Legendary) Success - Dookie Brown from Down Town!

  • @vyvisabastard
    @vyvisabastard Рік тому +81

    this is what being almost 40 is like. you simply become a geriatric patient

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 Рік тому

      I know that's what this is - Jerma is like 38 or something. The majority of his audience is like 20 or something (myself included). You give a lot less shits when your older (and take more in your pants), but to his relatively young audience a story like this is kill yourself embarrassing. And it's fucking hilarious

  • @17carat
    @17carat Рік тому +125

    4:44 "oh you've been sitting on it alright" took me out for some reason

    • @nicebike5039
      @nicebike5039 Рік тому +4

      the way they were so quick to hit him back with that has me absolutely cackling

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 Рік тому +291

    At least Ster had a good reason

  • @wraith-cat
    @wraith-cat Рік тому +33

    i like the guy in chat near the beginning who said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TALKING" 1:40

  • @TheRealDirtMine
    @TheRealDirtMine Рік тому +45

    I was falling asleep to the stream and him saying "I shit my pants" woke me up

  • @PeptoAbismol
    @PeptoAbismol Рік тому +60

    it honestly didn't feel like a jerma story until he started talking about how he clogged the toilet and wanted to call Etalyx for a plunger delivery.

  • @dorn4931
    @dorn4931 Рік тому +231

    Holy shit, he just dropped that on us like a ton of bricks

    • @ik0la
      @ik0la Рік тому +1

      he dropped it on us like the SHIT in his PANTS

    • @missbelled6700
      @missbelled6700 Рік тому +10

      he dropped that on us like a blunt on his balls (and he shat)

    • @bleepbloop5251
      @bleepbloop5251 Рік тому +4

      Dont you mean a *shit*-ton of bricks?

    • @code8825
      @code8825 Рік тому

      Just like he dropped that shit in his pants

  • @scipioafricanus2071
    @scipioafricanus2071 Рік тому +211

    It's kind of crazy how many accidents I had so far as an adult compared to when I was an adolescent. 90% of the time my guts were already not doing so well and then risked a fart I shouldn't have and the last 10% was when I was sick and didn't make it to the toilet in time. Everytime it happened it felt dehumanizing. As though I was some animal that wasn't potty trained.

    • @KDZen
      @KDZen Рік тому +88

      I've been there dude. Don't beat yourself up too much, and try to find humor in the situation. It's more common than you think

    • @Mqxwell
      @Mqxwell Рік тому +72

      As somebody with Crohn's...you aren't alone, but it is okay and it happens, still sucks tho

    • @kelpstorm
      @kelpstorm Рік тому +15

      hey sometimes them farts be sneaky, if anyone says it hasnt happened to em, theyre full of shit *badum tss*

    • @moto3463
      @moto3463 Рік тому +4

      I used to be embarrassed but you just gotta laugh at it. That’s life..sometimes it just happens I have IBS and it can be miserable some days to even go anywhere

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +1

      I literally cannot remember 1 time I've ever sh*t myself, hell I've never peed myself past 6 years old
      What are y'all doing?

  • @bobbieplayzzz8972
    @bobbieplayzzz8972 Рік тому +283

    How is this man alive??

  • @phoebeaurum7113
    @phoebeaurum7113 Рік тому +250

    Why would he tell us this? We are going to take this to his grave. Every collab and raid we'll tell people that Jerma pooped his pants. We might even add diapers to the story.
    Foresight 0/20

    • @moltenchocolate9725
      @moltenchocolate9725 Рік тому +28

      i swear to god hes into it

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq Рік тому +44

      @@moltenchocolate9725 He zerks off to this shit

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg Рік тому +6

      ​@@suqmaddiqq that's what he was doing when he shit himself

    • @suqmaddiqq
      @suqmaddiqq Рік тому +10

      @@kimgkomg All that zaza made him horny thinking of car accidents

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg Рік тому +17

      @@suqmaddiqq Jerma definitely got thrown out of the theater when Cars 2 came out

  • @jasonerty
    @jasonerty Рік тому +66

    I was in actual tears when he was telling this live, I fell out of my chair and was struggling to even catch my breath from the absurdity of imagining this play out. Have not laughed this hard since the "listening to farting and screaming mp3 at the gym" story during monster rancher 4.

    • @swaaws
      @swaaws Рік тому +6

      Hey man unrelated but I like your Cory in the house for ds profile picture

  • @Asphaltmonkey0
    @Asphaltmonkey0 Рік тому +67

    From this information we've gathered that jerma occasionally:
    A. Gets high and shits himself
    B. Takes cartoon dumps

  • @Baileyisabean
    @Baileyisabean Рік тому +58

    watching jerma play games is the most anxiety and rage-inducing thing I've ever experienced

    • @Lrmarsh7
      @Lrmarsh7 Рік тому +7

      All I could focus on did he ever beat that like

    • @fuzzy7644
      @fuzzy7644 Рік тому

      how can anyone focuse when you telling everyone how you shit yourself.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +3

      Inner circle INNER CIRCLE
      finally

    • @BaldorfBreakdowns
      @BaldorfBreakdowns 11 місяців тому +2

      I didn't think people watched Jerma for his gameplay.

  • @shimo7013
    @shimo7013 Рік тому +274

    Jerma is just using the poop story to distract from the fact that what really clogged the toilet was the dismembered body parts of his victims. Truly sickening.

  • @Evangames88
    @Evangames88 Рік тому +31

    There were many ways to say you smoked some weed and ended up shitting your pants, and then there is the Jerma way.

  • @dootchick
    @dootchick Рік тому +160

    jermas live chat is comprised of either the funniest people ever or the most insufferable people ever 😭😭

    • @ayoplo
      @ayoplo Рік тому +39

      and the worst part is they all think they're the former

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому

      Ballfondler

    • @mr.dirtydannnnn
      @mr.dirtydannnnn 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ayoploif you watch jerma, you HAVE to be at least a little funny, right?

    • @melon-qm7ed
      @melon-qm7ed 19 днів тому

      @@mr.dirtydannnnn nope atleast half are extremely annoying

  • @3dDoener
    @3dDoener Рік тому +33

    0:20 bro he sounded like he was doing a Nintendo Direct voiceover talking about the latest smash additions

  • @batofdestiny
    @batofdestiny Рік тому +36

    Now Jerma and Ster are pants shitting bros

  • @SpaceNerd95251
    @SpaceNerd95251 Рік тому +17

    This one story has been a more effective anti-marijuana influence than the entirity of D.A.R.E.

  • @sadizz455
    @sadizz455 Рік тому +51

    someone tell me the strain of weed he smoked because holy shit i want my hands on that.

  • @glitchtheproto
    @glitchtheproto Рік тому +17

    Ya know, when he's not going psychotic his voice is pretty relaxing

  • @TheMoney9999
    @TheMoney9999 Рік тому +27

    This man HAS to have a humiliation kink there's NO other reason anyone would share this willing with the world

    • @shamrous7368
      @shamrous7368 Рік тому +5

      I think that when he tells embarrassing story he's trying to get unpunishment so he can not think anymore about feeling bad about this stories
      Really sick way to deal with emotions and fails

  • @onreload
    @onreload Рік тому +16

    i love how weird jerma's chat is - i'm just listening to the first few minutes of this, and Jerma is saying "it's the start of a break, i just wanna unwind, wanna relax" and *multiple chatters* are saying "he wants to flatten his penis"

  • @Pickle-jarr
    @Pickle-jarr Рік тому +19

    jerma can no longer make fun of ster for shitting himself to win an overwatch game cause he literally pulled out a toilet dookie with his hands

  • @virusDETECTED
    @virusDETECTED Рік тому +40

    Holly has been gentle parenting Jerma for years now, so proud of her

  • @jaycielle
    @jaycielle Рік тому +6

    "obviously, you don't wanna tell anybody"
    Clip length: 6:47

  • @nightcollapse
    @nightcollapse Рік тому +48

    Honestly respect to this guy theres no shame in accidents like it happens whatever but I would be so embarrassed, so dude got some balls to tell the story xP

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend Рік тому +1

      Jerma literally has no shame
      Apart from burping, he's terrified of anyone hearing him burp to the fact that he'll bring attention to it when no one could even hear it.
      Also been naked on stream... apart from that one time he got Holly to take a picture of him naked and put it on stream. This sounds like a bit but literally happened. (No zick or zalls, sorry)

  • @homokira
    @homokira Рік тому +37

    i was actually losing my mind when he was telling us i cant handle this

  • @swaaws
    @swaaws Рік тому +4

    3:31 yeah you wouldn’t want anyone to know that…

    • @HooDooHobo
      @HooDooHobo Місяць тому

      Thank god he kept it only between himself and the couple thousand chat memebers. That couldve been bad... 😮‍💨

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. Рік тому +8

    I used to be a big Jerma fan. Can't believe he's hidden the fact he's been shitting, in secret, this entire time. Unforgivable.

  • @poagy
    @poagy Рік тому +33

    this man is going to kill me one day i swear

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma Рік тому +23

    also the doordash plunger scenario seems like a really obvious (albeit disgusting) zorno setup lmao

    • @StarscreamsGirl
      @StarscreamsGirl Рік тому

      'maybe there's ANOTHER way i can pay for the plunger i need to unclog the toilet i dumped my pants-shit into? (sexual wink)'

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Рік тому +1

      Jerma's trying to grind his dumper on the doorframe and make eye contact but the rancid stench keeps throwing him off and the both of them gag the entire time

  • @chanter3978
    @chanter3978 6 місяців тому +3

    Love that when he said that the toilet finally unclogged itself someone in chat said “HE USED HIS FISTS”

  • @gingerbreadlemonzest024
    @gingerbreadlemonzest024 Рік тому +25

    this new version of jerma is very something, idk if the version before the nuclear accident better

  • @badger6882
    @badger6882 Рік тому +4

    2:20 thank you for the footnote explaining who Etalyx is, I’m happy to be in the know :)

  • @comedyman4896
    @comedyman4896 Рік тому +6

    Chat begging Jerma not to describe in excruciating detail the exact proportions of the shit in his pants is the funniest thing

  • @SeanSMST
    @SeanSMST Рік тому +14

    Aw man, having any usual annoyance happen while high feels 10x or 100x worse depending on how much you take. What a shitty day.

  • @birdsforbrains2
    @birdsforbrains2 Рік тому +34

    I NEED jerma's ADHD to stop being so relatable to my own ADHD experience. "it's like when your dog's been WAY too quiet for the last few minutes" 😭😭😭

  • @GreenAgouti
    @GreenAgouti Рік тому +11

    got there 5 minutes before he started talking about it and was amazed that i was there for this

  • @CatOperated
    @CatOperated Рік тому +4

    Jerma smokes green and becomes mister green.

  • @em3145
    @em3145 Рік тому +5

    I fell asleep in the middle of this stream and then woke up to see he’d ended and I got a moment. Now that I know it was this, I’m glad I fell asleep

  • @Pyc_a_boo
    @Pyc_a_boo Рік тому +6

    Literally nothing could prepare me for this video. Up until the moment he said it I was hopeful

  • @Sudupe16
    @Sudupe16 Рік тому +6

    Despite all the horrible things hes done Ive really enjoyed Jermas streams. Its a shame that its all gonna be over now.

  • @theendoftheworld9921
    @theendoftheworld9921 Рік тому +3

    I listened to the 4 minutes of this weeping with sadness over an unrelated irl thing but I think it'd would've been longer if I hadn't been watching this video. Thanks uploader.

  • @MrHappyBats
    @MrHappyBats Рік тому +19

    The thanos bit was more hilarious than the pants pooping

  • @nyloflake3100
    @nyloflake3100 Рік тому +83

    How can this not be ironic this has to be faked. I mean I know Jerma is insane but THIS? This is a new low

    • @stedmangg
      @stedmangg Рік тому +55

      let the man shit bro

    • @ZillaYT.
      @ZillaYT. Рік тому

      Why are you so dumbfounded by a man shitting his pants?

    • @thelostmessenger
      @thelostmessenger Рік тому +3

      There is no low. Only a gaping bottomless Jerma Pit

  • @christinachrostoski2846
    @christinachrostoski2846 Рік тому +7

    literally thought i was gonna black out when he was telling this story because i was laughing so hard

  • @SpaceEmos
    @SpaceEmos Рік тому +3

    The way he just so casually said it after bumbling over the weed thing caught me so off guard. I didn't even click what he said for like 10 secs

  • @yaboilaf
    @yaboilaf Рік тому +3

    It ain't good pack unless it leaves dookie on your sack

  • @philip2205
    @philip2205 Рік тому +16

    I still don't get how he clogged his toilet. Was that just a separate event that happened to come after him doing the deed?

    • @PistenDeer
      @PistenDeer Рік тому +25

      Probably gambled on a fart, lost, went to go finish his business properly and the toilet clogged.

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine Рік тому +4

    How the heck does someone simultaneously crap their pants and also clog the toilet?

  • @minedude33
    @minedude33 Рік тому +4

    Jerma is FINALLY entering that stage in his elderly age where he'll start to just shit himself.

  • @grapemoon
    @grapemoon Рік тому +3

    You could not waterboard this kind of story out of me

  • @banjomaster6478
    @banjomaster6478 11 місяців тому +2

    we're talking too much about jerma diarrhea annihilating his pants and not enough about how he just walks around his house doing Thanos impressions

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 Рік тому +63

    hes so funny about weed, hes a grown man, go ahead and get high, bro 😆 watching a jerma stream high is a fun time

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 11 місяців тому +2

    He talks about smoking weed to his chat like a kid tells his mom he had a sip of beer but its okay because dad let him.

  • @HesterLeveret
    @HesterLeveret Рік тому +9

    They should show this clip at school D.A.R.E assemblies

  • @roaminxo
    @roaminxo Рік тому +2

    This man can't even relax and partake in the forbidden herb without making it a jerma moment

  • @booshey
    @booshey Рік тому +4

    "I've been sitting on this topic for four weeks" SITTING on? Jeez clean your pants Jerma

    • @B0OGLES
      @B0OGLES Рік тому

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

  • @kilj0n
    @kilj0n Рік тому +3

    Bro took the gas station brownie

  • @didokell
    @didokell Рік тому +3

    Bro got high, crapped his pants, clogged his toilet and got humiliated in front of his gf within 30 mins of going on vacation.

  • @K0Y0NEN
    @K0Y0NEN Рік тому +3

    note that for the first minute or so chat was talking about a “penis flattening stream”

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 Рік тому +6

    What kind of psycho throws out their plunger.

  • @sorafan26
    @sorafan26 Рік тому +2

    Zoned out for a bit watching the little guy run around on the platform run around and turn the blocks off in the mobile video preview window.
    Took about a minute and 20 for me to actually open the video and the first line I'm greeted with is "I shit myself".
    I haven't watched the rest yet but things don't look good for Jeremy so far :(

  • @doggerthedog6744
    @doggerthedog6744 Рік тому +1

    I love the first chat reply you see is an all caps NO when he says I shit my pants

  • @allohtoffbaqphat4547
    @allohtoffbaqphat4547 Рік тому +6

    Did no one ask what he was doing that made him shit himself?

  • @DakinRinone
    @DakinRinone Рік тому +3

    Who says "i partook in some marijuana product." Its like saying "I partook in some beverages of the alcohol."

  • @_playeronyt_
    @_playeronyt_ Рік тому +10

    Unbelievable but believable.

  • @spit.or.swaIIow
    @spit.or.swaIIow Рік тому +4

    So thats why he streams naked.

  • @gyattrizzV
    @gyattrizzV Рік тому +20

    I always thought how dumb do you have to be to actually shit your pants ... then one day it happened to me and now I understand

  • @BALLSYFONDLER
    @BALLSYFONDLER Рік тому +2

    In an ideal world, when jerma said "i shat my pants", all of twitch chat said "SAME"

  • @NotKeith1
    @NotKeith1 Рік тому +2

    Torture couldn't bring this out of me

  • @vyeelime8143
    @vyeelime8143 Рік тому +4

    big context: Jerma has Crohn's and Colitis, he's been talking about it all since the TF2 days
    if you're new brace yourself for a lot of shit stories - it's a MAJOR part of his life

    • @mythcat1273
      @mythcat1273 Рік тому

      What kind of conversation do you have to be having with chat to be able to bring that up?????