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  • @magpie.314
    @magpie.314 4 роки тому +30483

    A publicly retired KGB agent is the perfect cover for a KGB agent 👀

    • @dylannnnnnnnn
      @dylannnnnnnnn 4 роки тому +219

      🥚

    • @Alf763
      @Alf763 4 роки тому +425

      I mean sure if the KGB still existed

    • @MyWeedIsVeryGood
      @MyWeedIsVeryGood 4 роки тому +89

      KGB doesn't exist anymore

    • @magpie.314
      @magpie.314 4 роки тому +320

      @@farmdude2020 no, YOU'RE the KGB agent! *Spiderman-pointing-at-spiderman meme*

    • @magpie.314
      @magpie.314 4 роки тому +426

      @@MyWeedIsVeryGood a publicly dissolved communist intelligence agency is the PERFECT COVER FOR A COMMUNIST INTELLIGENCE AGENCY STAY WOKE COMRADES

  • @yafouz
    @yafouz 4 роки тому +18464

    Wired: Former CIA
    Insider: Former KGB
    So cold war still continues

    • @o5-574
      @o5-574 4 роки тому +92

      Yup

    • @Zonatewalter7
      @Zonatewalter7 4 роки тому +656

      But now it's in retirement home.

    • @ongitsdave
      @ongitsdave 4 роки тому +640

      Cold War: Battle of The Thermostat

    • @sukamaldash3599
      @sukamaldash3599 4 роки тому +88

      I just watched the wired one, right before it.

    • @jery1203
      @jery1203 4 роки тому +43

      From the description above, that means he retired or get caught and givin an information for exchange of his life?
      Which one the truth comrade?

  • @Uatemydoodle
    @Uatemydoodle 3 роки тому +7722

    "I made the mistake of aceing my entire university course" is something I'll never be able to say.

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 3 роки тому +467

      Not to be a douche, but I did, and even if you're not a spy, it's a mistake. It makes you a target. For jealousy. For mediocre teachers. People will try to sabotage you. It best to keep a low profile.

    • @AtomicPunkBR
      @AtomicPunkBR 3 роки тому +223

      @@Mario_N64 bs. If you're really good to a point to ace the entire program, you'll get over adversities.

    • @bigbeech
      @bigbeech 3 роки тому +237

      @@Mario_N64 That's true. My University math teacher told everybody that I was a cheater. I beat him in fast algorithm complexity calculation in front of students, and he hated me. But girls started to like me) I think it's best to keep an average profile.

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 3 роки тому +101

      @@bigbeech Yeah, I once made an architectural model that was pretty good,if I do say so myself. This mediocre teacher was not pleased. At all. He hated it. Said I "got the assignment wrong". Even my classmates were surprised.

    • @noone3272
      @noone3272 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mario_N64 what course?

  • @MsPhilippaB
    @MsPhilippaB 4 роки тому +3426

    "That's the way my house was searched" - so deadpan.

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 3 роки тому +75

      Just the reality of his life, guess he sees no reason to treat it like it's not normal.

    • @Fatcat-ss6nh
      @Fatcat-ss6nh 3 роки тому +30

      I was like how do you say that so nonchalantly lol

    • @lfior
      @lfior 3 роки тому +12

      I laughed a lot

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому

      SE PÅ FAAN!!!!

  • @btonasse
    @btonasse 4 роки тому +9927

    KGB spy: goes to college in the US and aces the entire program.
    US counter-intelligence: This guy can't be a normal American

    • @irinushka_j
      @irinushka_j 4 роки тому +241

      Ahahahahahahahahaha best comment ever 😂😂😂

    • @blackearl7891
      @blackearl7891 3 роки тому +67

      Lmfao

    • @neilsumanda1538
      @neilsumanda1538 3 роки тому +119

      there is actually... he was raised as American until they found that he is a sleeper...

    • @onetwo-gt2tr
      @onetwo-gt2tr 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @bobbelcher678
      @bobbelcher678 3 роки тому +309

      Haha, acing the entire program and is not an Asian? SUS ACTIVITY

  • @crazehcakes
    @crazehcakes 3 роки тому +2297

    I'm reminded of the Game of Thrones quote: "If you're a famous smuggler, you're doing it wrong." and I feel like that quote applies to spies and agents as well.

  • @willmiller9981
    @willmiller9981 4 роки тому +5531

    “Russian spies don’t wear leather jackets” well there goes pretty much every movie ever made.

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 3 роки тому +207

      Now that he's put that out there the Russian spies living here have to wear leather jackets.

    • @chucklebutt4470
      @chucklebutt4470 3 роки тому +24

      @@futurestoryteller You're not, not wrong 😂

    • @ruffianeo3418
      @ruffianeo3418 3 роки тому +58

      Every child knows, they wear "007" or "I Spy" or "From Russia with Love" T-shirts ;)

    • @truthwarrior6796
      @truthwarrior6796 3 роки тому +24

      Russian gangsters wore leather jackets

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 роки тому +42

      @@truthwarrior6796 Wait, I thought they wear Adidas track suits? xD

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 4 роки тому +13314

    Espionage is boring. If it gets exciting, it's gone horribly wrong.

    • @matthewballister5684
      @matthewballister5684 4 роки тому +77

      On baby

    • @driftingdruid
      @driftingdruid 4 роки тому +34

      like with Abel?

    • @modernnorseman3615
      @modernnorseman3615 4 роки тому +154

      That's The exciting part. If it goes wrong

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +230

      Unless its a honeytrap... If that is boring, things have gone horribly wrong.
      Last thing you want is a target pulling out his asset.

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 4 роки тому +104

      @@pixiniarts Okay, yeah. The Honey Trap is an exception. Good point.

  • @vickyrobinson6429
    @vickyrobinson6429 3 роки тому +759

    he had me at "I made a big mistake, I went to college" and lost me at "and aced the whole program"

    • @alfisyahr
      @alfisyahr 3 роки тому +7

      His mistake is his best

    • @satwikbardhan3245
      @satwikbardhan3245 3 роки тому +8

      a thing that I could not ever get to say.........

    • @Traumatised311
      @Traumatised311 3 роки тому +1

      @@satwikbardhan3245 ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому +1

      DUNDER I BRALLAN!!!!

  • @Floareintherain
    @Floareintherain 4 роки тому +4248

    “That looks unprofessional, why are you running?”

    • @Aristocratic_Arietta
      @Aristocratic_Arietta 4 роки тому +136

      Somebody needs to make this a meme!

    • @estebanbaker7673
      @estebanbaker7673 4 роки тому +86

      If you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my kok, hehe, you're dead wrong

    • @robyyc4960
      @robyyc4960 4 роки тому +11

      That made me laugh

    • @GetIsekaid
      @GetIsekaid 4 роки тому +1

      @Amirul Asyraf From Which movie?

    • @Jemppu
      @Jemppu 3 роки тому +4

      Tom Cruise: :'(

  • @PatMaddox
    @PatMaddox 4 роки тому +11363

    Plot twist: this is actually the CIA Chief of Disguise again

    • @Nocturnal2010
      @Nocturnal2010 4 роки тому +77

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 4 роки тому +198

      Nope, that would be contradicting her rule: don't try to change your voice. So we can rule it out on that basis (but only that basis :P)

    • @lunaa_2664
      @lunaa_2664 4 роки тому +2

      LMAOOOOO

    • @gio9789
      @gio9789 4 роки тому +93

      @@Peter_Cordes what if she said that only to put you off guard

    • @lukewhite9237
      @lukewhite9237 4 роки тому +42

      @@Peter_Cordes maybe she wanted us to think that

  • @jrock5830
    @jrock5830 2 роки тому +269

    I love how he admits the fact that there were very different areas of the KGB (or any agency) so there was a tonne of stuff he didn’t know.

  • @arb1384
    @arb1384 4 роки тому +15662

    "There is no such thing as a former KGB agent.
    "
    -President Vladimir Putin

    • @MassacrisM
      @MassacrisM 4 роки тому +997

      Only if intimidation tactics can still be used. This guy seems to have all ties severed with the KGB. Still prob under surveillance tho.

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 4 роки тому +411

      Of course there is... do you know how many defected even before the Soviet collapse?

    • @jakeramos9775
      @jakeramos9775 4 роки тому +174

      How about Putin himself!?

    • @juliangriffiths9583
      @juliangriffiths9583 4 роки тому +83

      I like how he is it himself

    • @pattipelayo2893
      @pattipelayo2893 4 роки тому +144

      They "defect" to become double agents !!!....the oldest trick in the book !!.... stoopid

  • @19billdong96
    @19billdong96 4 роки тому +5417

    KGB agent disliked a movie for not portraying the professionalism of the FBI

    • @robbob9636
      @robbob9636 4 роки тому +165

      He's a FORMER KGB *Spy* he's not part of the KGB

    • @waynedas873
      @waynedas873 4 роки тому +128

      A former KGB agent who is now American

    • @therac197
      @therac197 4 роки тому +236

      @@robbob9636
      Well the russian/soviet KGB isn't even a thing anymore for almost 30 years
      They are now the FSO (state protection) FSB (defensive secret service) SRV (offensive secret service)
      The only KGB now is the belarusian.

    • @HippopotamusPencil
      @HippopotamusPencil 4 роки тому +25

      Well, they did catch him.

    • @fedorustimenko3057
      @fedorustimenko3057 3 роки тому +127

      Cause professionals have standarts

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 3 роки тому +2518

    "The KGB had a very murderous history."
    Well yeah, but in fairness it's not like the CIA was squeaky clean either.

    • @carl4243
      @carl4243 3 роки тому +173

      Kgb was more brutal though, even he said that.

    • @anonym58063
      @anonym58063 3 роки тому +121

      CIA are angles compared to KGB. Trust me on this

    • @juliaj7939
      @juliaj7939 3 роки тому +73

      The KGB literally commited genocide against my people. How can you be so ignorant to compare them to the CIA? This is a video about the KGB, not the CIA, so stop being so obsessive.

    • @CZuskia
      @CZuskia 3 роки тому +26

      @@juliaj7939 What people? I've heard about murders, but not genocide... Am I mis-informed.

    • @ayushkumar-bg1xf
      @ayushkumar-bg1xf 3 роки тому +91

      cia even got indian prime minister killed in 1984 , those days india was neutral country

  • @quelorepario
    @quelorepario 4 роки тому +8143

    How to spot a spy? Show them a spy movie and watch them laugh at it.

    • @soorriya8616
      @soorriya8616 4 роки тому +136

      Omg i might use that hehe

    • @Bongi344
      @Bongi344 4 роки тому +34

      Genius

    • @trinelangohr6661
      @trinelangohr6661 4 роки тому +116

      Doesn't work. My father used to be a policeman, and he watches whodunnit movies on TV several times a week. They're total BS, but he enjoys them and never laughs once. If it doesn't work for policemen, it won't work for spys.

    • @quelorepario
      @quelorepario 4 роки тому +103

      @@trinelangohr6661 holy mother of whooshes.
      It _obviously_ works only on spies, duh.

    • @josi4251
      @josi4251 4 роки тому +89

      I worked with a German teacher who had been a spy in the former East Germany. The only reason he told me was due to the fact he was always drinking Mylanta (the meth pills destroyed his stomach) and I asked a series of pointed questions. (He laughed when I asked him if he were CIA and said no more.) He spoke German fluently, with zero trace of accent. Average-looking guy, would blend in anywhere, but a gifted linguist -- this is what makes a spy.

  • @bobbulat1393
    @bobbulat1393 4 роки тому +689

    "That's the whole point of being a spy. You don't wanna look like one"

    • @Jack-bs6zb
      @Jack-bs6zb Рік тому +1

      I don’t look like a spy. Would i make a good spy then? Should i advertise myself?

    • @thedukeofnuts
      @thedukeofnuts 2 місяці тому

      Unless you are a spy who is working as a decoy?

  • @felixhenson9926
    @felixhenson9926 3 роки тому +646

    "The Americans won't torture you" Thanks guy who switched sides. I definitely believe you.

    • @nonnaurbisness3013
      @nonnaurbisness3013 3 роки тому +49

      How does literally no one understand what he said? Lol yall have the attention span of a goldfish. Thats not what he said.

    • @theapexfighter8741
      @theapexfighter8741 3 роки тому +10

      @@nonnaurbisness3013 this is sarcasm you fool

    • @lordbendtner7021
      @lordbendtner7021 3 роки тому +1

      Yuri Nosenko begs to differ. :)

    • @KT-om1il
      @KT-om1il 3 роки тому +12

      He was sarcastic.

    • @ragglefraggle9111
      @ragglefraggle9111 2 роки тому

      @@KT-om1il No, he wasn't. Prior to the war on terror torture wasn't a thing in first world intelligence agencies

  • @ayush2001
    @ayush2001 4 роки тому +3806

    He’s such a cool person. The FBI was literally living next door and keeping an eye on him.

    • @casekocsk
      @casekocsk 4 роки тому +64

      I wonder if FBI also watching this video...

    • @titocristobal5573
      @titocristobal5573 4 роки тому +133

      He is living the FBI meme. Lol

    • @praba5742
      @praba5742 4 роки тому +44

      The FBI agent is Joe Riley .now they are friends

    • @xJuliaGrimesx
      @xJuliaGrimesx 4 роки тому +27

      There is a really good biography on him, he‘s lived such a crazy life

    • @shelr8139
      @shelr8139 4 роки тому +5

      @@praba5742 that’s so cool haha

  • @TOAOM123
    @TOAOM123 4 роки тому +2669

    "It does a great disservice to the professionalism of the FBI"
    Blink twice if theyre holding you hostage

    • @FBI-vc2wf
      @FBI-vc2wf 3 роки тому +26

      👁️👁️

    • @solitaryflower
      @solitaryflower 3 роки тому +23

      he's such an idealist, right? it's kind of sweet, in a bit of a doomed way.

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 3 роки тому +85

      @@solitaryflower yes, random civilian, tell the spy how much more you know about his world

    • @solitaryflower
      @solitaryflower 3 роки тому +3

      @@Deadbeatcow what do you mean?

    • @deaj8450
      @deaj8450 3 роки тому +42

      They might be scummy and do some questionable or awful things but I'd still describe them as professional. They're very good at what they do, even if it's not always moral.

  • @bobobsen
    @bobobsen 3 роки тому +163

    "They will not torture you"
    Nah, they will only use "enhanced interrogation"

    • @dukebanerjee4710
      @dukebanerjee4710 3 роки тому +15

      Enhanced interrogation is "civilized" torture. The stuff the NKVD and early KGB were doing was medieval in comparison.

    • @JuanMercado91
      @JuanMercado91 3 роки тому +10

      @@dukebanerjee4710 put the kool-aid down

    • @gamerslatestnews819
      @gamerslatestnews819 2 роки тому

      They did not hurt you usa is not like that

    • @McSymm_Mcsymm
      @McSymm_Mcsymm Рік тому

      @@gamerslatestnews819 , yeah, they build Guantanamo for nothing. Uh-uh.

    • @Steven-cf1ty
      @Steven-cf1ty Рік тому

      ​@@gamerslatestnews819 the US admitted to using torture against state enemies during the Obama administration, what are you talking about

  • @lindseysquire8417
    @lindseysquire8417 4 роки тому +5416

    You mean they don't all look like Scarlett Johansson?

    • @hugyourrosaries
      @hugyourrosaries 4 роки тому +123

      yes i think that's pretty much what they're trying to say🤣

    • @darkfury3020
      @darkfury3020 4 роки тому +89

      maybe asian agents do 🤣

    • @matts5247
      @matts5247 4 роки тому +99

      No silly they have to either look like pierce brosnan or Sean Connery and the women are all hot an easy to seduce

    • @asherif3893
      @asherif3893 4 роки тому +12

      Google anna chapman, and maria butina

    • @listofromantics
      @listofromantics 4 роки тому +16

      I'm sure the KGB / FSB "honeypots" do.

  • @HappyTofu2424
    @HappyTofu2424 4 роки тому +5925

    please get a crossover episode with this guy and the CIA chief of disguise lady!!!

    • @VengefulQuietOne
      @VengefulQuietOne 4 роки тому +120

      I would love to see that

    • @tombreon
      @tombreon 4 роки тому +29

      Please please please!

    • @tombreon
      @tombreon 4 роки тому +31

      @Deep Blue Still sounds interesting!

    • @zeevd5768
      @zeevd5768 4 роки тому +36

      Update. She is alive. Her husband passed away and this was the first thing I saw on wiki. Sorry for that.

    • @birajsingha9879
      @birajsingha9879 4 роки тому +12

      @@zeevd5768 Oh no 😢
      RIP mam 🙏😢❤️

  • @johanperss1086
    @johanperss1086 3 роки тому +94

    The godfather of his child is the FBI agent next door, pretty wild, recommend reading his wiki. Great clip.

  • @acquinquibral4185
    @acquinquibral4185 4 роки тому +6193

    Next Idea: A Car Rates The Cars Movie

    • @joshuamorehead6124
      @joshuamorehead6124 4 роки тому +42

      Genius 🤣

    • @myview9923
      @myview9923 4 роки тому +10

      Actors rarely pay fair

    • @gussy508
      @gussy508 4 роки тому +34

      Perfect, this is peak. I hope they do it

    • @viper_7712
      @viper_7712 4 роки тому +12

      42069/10 idea

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 4 роки тому +6

      KITT would be perfect for that role!

  • @oels9507
    @oels9507 4 роки тому +8873

    "The Americans are very civilized, they'll not torture you" Thanks, secret agent who's now american.

    • @Vietcong01
      @Vietcong01 4 роки тому +957

      They only torture brown people. That's something entirely different.

    • @Bossanova.
      @Bossanova. 4 роки тому +93

      @Hornburger
      The CIA tortured Russians in the Cold War.

    • @marcoconti1197
      @marcoconti1197 4 роки тому +181

      @Lucifer that comment is a little disgusting...

    • @skyhawk_4526
      @skyhawk_4526 4 роки тому +148

      Torture is a subjective term.

    • @theCuchuoi1
      @theCuchuoi1 4 роки тому +39

      LOL they will if they have to

  • @Notimp0rtant523
    @Notimp0rtant523 2 роки тому +35

    The amount of respect he gives to his adversaries. A true professional.

  • @tobiadeyefa410
    @tobiadeyefa410 4 роки тому +4574

    Next idea: Politicians rate scenes from house of cards.

    • @Chlo-ee
      @Chlo-ee 4 роки тому +224

      Disclaimer: they lie about everything 😆

    • @FrancoDFernando
      @FrancoDFernando 4 роки тому +62

      I read somewhere that the most accurate political show/movie was VEEP haha

    • @williamballangarry2995
      @williamballangarry2995 4 роки тому +52

      Zoe C. “That’s certainly not an accurate scene, we don’t always lie.”
      *nervously looks down*

    • @MatthiasPowerbomb
      @MatthiasPowerbomb 4 роки тому +70

      Hillary rates the scene where Underwood pushes the girl onto the subway tracks. "Nah, I give that a zero. We just use a gun and extort the coroner to call it suicide. OH! I mean we don't do that! That's illegal!"

    • @williamballangarry2995
      @williamballangarry2995 4 роки тому +4

      Matthias Powerbomb 😂😂😂

  • @DaVeganZombie
    @DaVeganZombie 4 роки тому +3369

    This guy is proof that Liam Neeson is the perfect fit for all of his roles.

    • @avrahamvidal4255
      @avrahamvidal4255 4 роки тому +22

      LOL 😂, VERY TRUE DUDE

    • @mumbereausbel6044
      @mumbereausbel6044 4 роки тому +1

      @John Doe lol

    • @justkidding3040
      @justkidding3040 4 роки тому +38

      You mean they don't all look like Scarlett Johansson?

    • @jamiehoward9401
      @jamiehoward9401 4 роки тому +37

      please get a crossover episode with this guy and the CIA chief of disguise lady!!!

    • @kkandsims4612
      @kkandsims4612 2 роки тому +7

      Yea except I can picture it mor Liam playing a Russian with that thick Irish accent .

  • @FloralAndFire
    @FloralAndFire 3 роки тому +92

    I've watched 9 of these 'professional spy critiques movies' in a row.
    I'm a spy now.

    • @FBI-vc2wf
      @FBI-vc2wf 3 роки тому +1

      Really...👁️👁️

    • @THEBIGGAME683
      @THEBIGGAME683 7 місяців тому

      Same, now I'm paranoid

    • @capnat1321
      @capnat1321 5 місяців тому +1

      white moms reading healthline articles be like

    • @jal-kx6tm
      @jal-kx6tm 5 місяців тому +1

      i have a friend who's convinced he can commit the perfect murder because he listened to a bunch of podcasts.

  • @jmantooth
    @jmantooth 4 роки тому +2268

    I appreciated hearing a perspective on the narrative we don't often hear in the states. I thought it was really interesting to hear many modern portrayals of spies and tactics are actually rather antiquated ideas of what we think KGB spies would be like. Thanks to Mr. Barsky for taking the time and providing thoughtful commentary. Great video!

    • @effexon
      @effexon 4 роки тому +24

      hearing that makes me think gitmo, 2000s terrorist stuff was handled by amateurs.

    • @johnalexander651
      @johnalexander651 4 роки тому +31

      @@effexon It was. The CIA had their budget and staff doubled in the span of a month. Most of those who they hired were undergrads with not real experience in the middle east.

    • @effexon
      @effexon 4 роки тому +8

      @@johnalexander651 That explains it... was that iraq prison scandal similar case , poorly managed recruits? That whole Blackwater private military stuff in Iraq sounded like bad mess, among many other things.

    • @TheBashar327
      @TheBashar327 4 роки тому +5

      @@effexon , the Iraq prison scandal was probably an unfortunate human reaction of when you see a people who act in such uncivilized and barbaric ways, it makes it easier to think of them as less than human, so makes it easier to treat them inhumanly. Most of the detainees were real low lifes:.keep in mind murder, terror, rape were common tools of the Iraq Army in Saddam's time. While this is not meant as nor should be a justification of the prisoners treatment (2 wrongs never make a right), that and the immense pressure and lack of training given the prison staff created an environment ripe for abuse.

    • @effexon
      @effexon 4 роки тому

      @@TheBashar327 I agree those people were animals. Most probably occupation was good just for that reason, as we can see for post soviet countries, some still struggle with similar porblems 30 yhears later with only little social progress and change. Some successful countries like Poland and Czech were never really broken countries. Armenia, Georgia etc are more like Iraq, that they were used just for resources and after collapse got left with nothing. Tho those people , common citizens are not barbaric, it still takes decades to build systems in societal level from scratch. It's not justification, but coz inadequate training was there, scandal was legitimate failure. (it was perfect example of what happens when untrained people are put to demanding job roles, which prison guard there was one of). If I were put in same role without any training, I could behave same, as prisoners in normal jail are also not the nicest bunch. Wartime also makes it trickier, all social rules somehow change operating in that kind of area.

  • @MrErtwer
    @MrErtwer 4 роки тому +1933

    The most disturbing thing is that a spy isn't a trained killer, it's your next door neighbor you go for a barbecue every friday with your wife and kids.

    • @J_Kwan
      @J_Kwan 4 роки тому +174

      Well frankly if I got to choose between a spy that would barbecue with me and one that knew fifteen ways to kill me over the grill, I’d go with the former.
      That way I’d have a bit more of a chance if push came to shove, and also I feel like a normal person who has been strong-armed into spying would usually be a little easier to catch than someone with formal training on deception, manipulation and information gathering.

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 4 роки тому +110

      There are diferent positions and ways of spying, he was a long lasting spy and dedicated to contacting and finding assets but there are people who are trained to kill, a lot just take pictures of military bases, others serve as bridge contact among spies, others are moles or double spies born in the country being spied and so on

    • @MrErtwer
      @MrErtwer 4 роки тому +57

      @@felipedaiber2991 You mean assassins, they're the ones that kill, spies are infiltrators.

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 4 роки тому +9

      @@MrErtwer they also are part of inteligence

    • @conradbielicki774
      @conradbielicki774 4 роки тому +24

      @@J_Kwan which is exactly why the guy at a barbecue with you makes a better spy

  • @chicago618
    @chicago618 2 роки тому +59

    One minor correction. 6:04 that scene was not that of Americans roughly interrogating the Soviet spies. It was other Soviet spies doing the interrogation. The couple were suspected of betraying or disloyalty if I recall and so their case officer or supervisor has them taken in and roughed up to see what the case was.
    I remember this episode very clearly.

    • @JavierAlbinarrate
      @JavierAlbinarrate 2 роки тому +12

      Correct, it was a loyalty check ordered from above.

  • @seandaily6344
    @seandaily6344 4 роки тому +903

    I get the feeling that he tiptoes around some of the responses because of how sensitive they are in reference

    • @realreallynow
      @realreallynow 4 роки тому +84

      If he you watch his body language he’s looking up while thinking of what he can say and not say

    • @craigrichardson1196
      @craigrichardson1196 4 роки тому +69

      @@realreallynow I watched one of these videos where they had an FBI body language expert and he said that's not really an accurate way of telling if they're lying. Watch it if you got time, it's really interesting

    • @unusualbydefault
      @unusualbydefault 4 роки тому +30

      @@craigrichardson1196 he didn't say he was lying, he said he's carefully thinking about what to say ;)

    • @craigrichardson1196
      @craigrichardson1196 4 роки тому +3

      @@unusualbydefault Ohhh, yeah. Must've been late when I read that :)

  • @iruns1246
    @iruns1246 4 роки тому +1406

    His scoring makes sense when you realize the sequence is actually a secret message.

    • @SinkEmQuicker
      @SinkEmQuicker 4 роки тому +4

      Apart from the -1

    • @oriion1
      @oriion1 4 роки тому +95

      @@SinkEmQuicker well we don't know what Cypher they are using, so the -1 could have a predetermined value. Like "all negative values are zero", or "ignore all dashes", etc.

    • @bradengoertzen4259
      @bradengoertzen4259 4 роки тому +3

      What does it say

    • @jid3558
      @jid3558 4 роки тому

      What’s it mean

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc 4 роки тому +105

      @@jid3558 "For motherland"

  • @annb8296
    @annb8296 2 роки тому +82

    This was so interesting. I loved the way he laughed at the unrealistic movies. I laughed when he was looking at Pierce Brosnan playing the spy and he said he was too good looking to be a russian agent 😂 🤣. I also laughed when he rated one of the movies a double zero 🤣🤣🤣. He gave alot of good info such as the importance of not bringing attention to yourself but instead to act how you normally would. I highly recommend watching this as it was very informative and he has a great sense of humor 🕵️👀.

  • @ty_teynium
    @ty_teynium 4 роки тому +2855

    KGB Spy: *watches Anna recruitment scene.*
    KGB spy: That reminds me of when I was recruited ... Anyways, I give this a Zero 😄

    • @JorgeMP53
      @JorgeMP53 4 роки тому +149

      Pretty much what I said. A straight 0 after a soft and calm explanation of his experience 🤣.

    • @newvisx
      @newvisx 4 роки тому +16

      Because he is not a FORMER KGB

    • @acethebig1560
      @acethebig1560 4 роки тому +7

      @@newvisx Wtf...they even showed images.

    • @newvisx
      @newvisx 4 роки тому +42

      @@acethebig1560 What I was trying to say is he is not a Former KGB. He still is

    • @לעזאזלעםגוביידן
      @לעזאזלעםגוביידן 4 роки тому +17

      @@newvisx KGB is dead

  • @oscarm94
    @oscarm94 4 роки тому +933

    FYI: He wrote an autobiography and it’s definitely worth the read. He’s an interesting guy with a hell of a life. Check it out. Highly recommend it! Cheers.

    • @jencc5711
      @jencc5711 4 роки тому +6

      What's it called?

    • @miu__m
      @miu__m 4 роки тому +59

      @@jencc5711 it's called Deep Undercover: My Secret Life and Tangled Allegiances as a KGB Spy in America by Jack Barsky

    • @MrChipMC
      @MrChipMC 3 роки тому +9

      Some guys here in the comments arguing what was so special about the fact "he aced the University program in US". How that became a problem for him? Can you explain, please, sense you've read his biography

    • @magpie.314
      @magpie.314 3 роки тому +5

      Sure, I haven't read any good fantasy books in a while, I'll check it out

    • @soniadowney7427
      @soniadowney7427 3 роки тому +1

      @@miu__m what a frightening job ..always looking over your shoulder

  • @dahyunssmile3972
    @dahyunssmile3972 2 роки тому +53

    I went to university in Russia and he is isn’t lying when he says that their approach is soft and not as tough and rough as the movies show ,there were insane scholarships to school in Moscow from bright students one of my classmate got one never really heard from her after a while

    • @SergioArellano-yd7ik
      @SergioArellano-yd7ik Рік тому

      Then why did she disappear if your comrades were such saints?

    • @Someone-lr6gu
      @Someone-lr6gu Рік тому +4

      ​@@SergioArellano-yd7ikThey did not say she disappeared, they said they did not hear from her for a while. Those are different things.

  • @sergiocorral6753
    @sergiocorral6753 4 роки тому +2131

    Next: “Real aliens rate alien movies”.

    • @perfectoid8376
      @perfectoid8376 4 роки тому +73

      Aliens in the movie:- "we come in peace"
      Also aliens rating the movie:-"□□•\

    • @chinemeremudoh3732
      @chinemeremudoh3732 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @VilksLV
      @VilksLV 4 роки тому

      i wanted to make this coment! :D

    • @bodhitree33
      @bodhitree33 4 роки тому +61

      Alien: Ok, so straight up, this movie is racist.

    • @b3j8
      @b3j8 3 роки тому +3

      I'd watch that one. Especially if the Alien had a sense of humor!😂

  • @grail68
    @grail68 4 роки тому +610

    I respect that he's just rating whether or not he likes the movie.

    • @Bllue
      @Bllue 4 роки тому

      I ruined the 69 likes on this comment. F

    • @sockaccount8116
      @sockaccount8116 4 роки тому +3

      @@alhafitd But what if... th upvotes in this thread are a code?

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому

      FYFAAN!!!!

  • @scottmead854
    @scottmead854 3 роки тому +68

    You know he's a former spy when he chuckles, he sounds both adorable and menacing at the same time 😅

  • @aymodaslacker8852
    @aymodaslacker8852 4 роки тому +819

    He didn't even deny if putting someone into the bag is realistic or not...

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson 4 роки тому +12

      Why not? Bags seems plausible

    • @g_g...
      @g_g... 4 роки тому +102

      @@AntonAdelson the joke is that the fact that he didn't deny it makes it seem like he has done it or seen it... lol

    • @priscilaassis5704
      @priscilaassis5704 4 роки тому +64

      Right?! He pretty much just said “they doing too much!”

    • @norasyikinali6283
      @norasyikinali6283 4 роки тому +69

      Deaths where the bodies were stuffed in bags have happened, spywork or no. Where I'm from there were a few such cases - most of it a quick disposal job by the murderers.
      What he meant is that for a spy embedded into a normal neighborhood they won't do/get involved in this sort of thing, they would easily get recognized by the neighbors. And he's right, getting involved in body disposal beats the purpose of attaching a spy to live in a normal neighborhood.

    • @experimentaldougie1915
      @experimentaldougie1915 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty much exactly that happened in the UK a few years ago and if I remember right it was publicly stated as some sort of gay sex thing gone wrong....

  • @camilam3975
    @camilam3975 4 роки тому +621

    "I made a big mistake, I went back to college in the US and I aced the entire program" -- the flex on this one 17:57

    • @TheRisskee
      @TheRisskee 4 роки тому +19

      I'm guessing he aced the class because he'd already taken it in Germany. So, not so much of a flex if he'd already been through it before.

    • @camilam3975
      @camilam3975 4 роки тому +89

      @@TheRisskee sure we can all make-up reasons why he might have aced it, but maybe the simplest explanation is he's smart, which i would expect from a spy

    • @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935
      @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935 4 роки тому +2

      He didn’t go to school in the U.S.

    • @TheRisskee
      @TheRisskee 3 роки тому +7

      @@empnadajhhh9469 ummm... I just made a comment. Don't know why you're so salty! 🤷‍♀️ Like I said "I'm guessing". "I'm guessing" doesn't denote that I'm stating something as fact. It literally means I'm guessing. Calm down there, mate.

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune 3 роки тому +3

      you guys are funny, you all seem to think that education back then was anything like today but it wasn't. You could have a doctorate in one country and be uneducated lowlife in other at the same time. Nowadays things with this better: you don't have to take entirety of pretty same university course again to be able to work in your field in another country. I don't know how you all apparantly manage to miss on that since that arrangement about ex-Soviet migrants made it into quite a number of US TV series.

  • @jojomorgan
    @jojomorgan 2 роки тому +20

    I've been watching a couple of The Real Life Genuine Professionals' rating movies, I learned 2 things.
    1st : Oky says "never leave the message for police, it'll become personal."
    2nd : former KGB agent says "you threaten somebody with a gun, if they get out of it, they'll hate you forever." in other words, they took it personally.
    These are not our life related knowledge but it's still interesting.

  • @wreaksou
    @wreaksou 4 роки тому +1725

    It's realistic, because Russian talk to another Russian in English with Russian accent

    • @LadanBeton
      @LadanBeton 4 роки тому +157

      Hey, I'll take the cheesy Russian-accented English over the buchered Russian any day of the week.

    • @cheeto_chief_
      @cheeto_chief_ 4 роки тому +43

      @@LadanBeton Oh Man, you would hate me then, I speak butchered Russian everyday since I live in Moscow lmao

    • @LadanBeton
      @LadanBeton 4 роки тому +41

      @@cheeto_chief_ we both do our best, it's not the easiest language. But learning it has made it a bit more difficult to enjoy Amerikanski movies.

    • @lindseywagner641
      @lindseywagner641 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😋😋🤣

    • @Q_QQ_Q
      @Q_QQ_Q 4 роки тому

      @@LadanBeton are you russian ?

  • @Nightstick24
    @Nightstick24 4 роки тому +458

    I love how every spy movie is super exciting and high tension and has you on the edge of your seat; meanwhile *real* spy work is mundane and boring, as it's intended to be. If it's exciting something has gone horribly wrong! Spy work is about blending in and being forgettable, about being just another face in the crowd like any other ordinary joe, if you're standing out you're doing it wrong!

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 4 роки тому +11

      Because a real spy is worried about being caught 24/7 365 and you can't Express that in a 2 hour movie

    • @lancelotdulac6076
      @lancelotdulac6076 3 роки тому +5

      remembering James Bond here: his Astons Martins, Omega watches and dapper tuxedos...

    • @Meesterlijker
      @Meesterlijker 2 роки тому +5

      Recommended watch: The Conversation (1974). Underrated masterpiece by Francis Ford Coppola.

    • @lexhdz5803
      @lexhdz5803 2 роки тому +1

      guys! we found the spy

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому

      SE DÄR!!!!

  • @AsDeadAsDillinger
    @AsDeadAsDillinger 3 роки тому +51

    @14:38
    _"Tinker, Tailor, Soldier Spy."_ was written by a well known British author (who went by the pen name of 'John Le Carre') who had previously worked for the British Intellegence services for quite a long time.
    So the 'duty officer covering the night desk' scene is probably more accurate than we might expect.
    _In fact, it was one of the many ways that Philby got hold of so much info he was not suposed to have access to._

    • @marshhen
      @marshhen 5 місяців тому +3

      he was in the office waiting for a scheduled message that Smilely instructed him to stay overnight to wait for. Le Carre was meticulous about banal details.

  • @velislavastoyanova1117
    @velislavastoyanova1117 4 роки тому +510

    "I was a KGB spy for 10 years from 1978 to 1988 and then.. in 2014.."
    Now hold just a second here! You're not telling us everything!

    • @andreacab1312
      @andreacab1312 4 роки тому +63

      he said and in 2014 i became a US citizen

    • @BijinMCMXC
      @BijinMCMXC 4 роки тому +5

      Go research him.

    • @johnlloyddy7016
      @johnlloyddy7016 4 роки тому +48

      He probably got turned and started to work for the U.S. as a double agent up until the Soviet Union ceased to exist in 1991, maybe even beyond that though he is not allowed to talk about it. I'm guessing he probably decided to seek asylum in the U.S. after that.

    • @shenanigans4177
      @shenanigans4177 4 роки тому +48

      @@johnlloyddy7016 Yup, that's what might have happened. Most of the captured spies actually become double agents and the funny thing is both sides know who the double agent is, but still continue to employ them. Actually double agents are needed in espionage to feed the other side wrong information.

    • @MackenzieBrunson
      @MackenzieBrunson 4 роки тому +22

      Imagine being in the interview for a job when they ask, "there seems to be a large gap of time where you were unemployed. Can you explain this?"

  • @tomasmestreacosta6155
    @tomasmestreacosta6155 4 роки тому +436

    I’m still waiting for a corrupt politician to rate scenes.

    • @snowycrystalz101
      @snowycrystalz101 4 роки тому +7

      😂

    • @janethebluemouse
      @janethebluemouse 3 роки тому +15

      Just grab any politician

    • @acesn8s89
      @acesn8s89 3 роки тому +2

      I would not be at all surprised if Trump actually did that episode..

    • @acesn8s89
      @acesn8s89 3 роки тому +1

      @will.i.am. pro tip: any time your opinion contains the sentiment “they’re all the same” it’s time to legitimately test that belief.

    • @satwikbardhan3245
      @satwikbardhan3245 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianlanning836
    @brianlanning836 3 роки тому +208

    "There's no such thing as a Russian born in Russia, raised in Russia who can speak English without an accent."
    The girl who handled our Russian adoption spoke English with no accent. She was around 24 at the time. And had recently graduated from a university where she studied English and German. I could have met her in the US and would have no idea Russian was her native language.
    My daughter took Spanish in high school in the US. Then she went to medical school in South America. People from Uruguay and Argentina now have no idea she's American.
    Some people are just really good with languages.

    • @yeoldeguard
      @yeoldeguard 2 роки тому +39

      Accents is not "language" skill. It fully relies on musical ear. Some people can emulate accents without even speaking the language.

    • @baronvonbeandip
      @baronvonbeandip 2 роки тому +12

      @@yeoldeguard It kinda is musical but stress, tone, and prosody all play a part. Accent also lies in word use, which begets stress and affects prosody. It's the difference between a contemporary author and Tolkien or Shakespeare. It's all intimately interconnected

    • @maxpulido4268
      @maxpulido4268 2 роки тому +3

      @@yeoldeguard I know "musical ear" is probably a euphemism, but the closest thing to a polyglot I know doesn't play any instruments, and has fairly modest appreciation of music.

    • @yeoldeguard
      @yeoldeguard 2 роки тому +3

      @@maxpulido4268 we are talking accents here, not the actual language skills.

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 2 роки тому +3

      @@yeoldeguard Exactly. There are plenty of native English speakers who speak English with accents so thick that it's difficult to understand. Accent and language skill are definitely two different things.

  • @thedrunkenelf
    @thedrunkenelf 4 роки тому +701

    You can tell this guy is KGB by how funny he thought “live targets” was lol

    • @TheTiznone
      @TheTiznone 4 роки тому +32

      good ol' days

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 роки тому +11

      Hol up

    • @erishah447
      @erishah447 3 роки тому +2

      can you explain please?

    • @Hassan-zw9tb
      @Hassan-zw9tb 3 роки тому +6

      @@erishah447 its funny because the movie says the KGB is so ruteless they even kill people just for practice. Its a funny hyperbole

  • @soylentgreen2065
    @soylentgreen2065 4 роки тому +229

    "We use live targets" ...KGB guy laughs nostalgically

    • @erishah447
      @erishah447 3 роки тому

      can you explain pls?

    • @maddoxdavidson1403
      @maddoxdavidson1403 2 роки тому +1

      @@erishah447 it's kinda hard to explain how to grow a 🧠

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому

      TA PÅ DEN !!!

    • @RSTBKT
      @RSTBKT 2 роки тому +1

      @@erishah447 the movie was over the top

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 роки тому +245

    Ex KGB Agent : _”worst USA do is slap you”_
    Obama : _”we tortured some folks”_

    • @dukebanerjee4710
      @dukebanerjee4710 3 роки тому +16

      He's talking about what he was told the CIA or FBI would have done if they captured him. Not like what was done to the captured agents in "The Americans".
      The funny part is that he said the captured agents wouldn't have talked like that either.

    • @demorik6794
      @demorik6794 3 роки тому +1

      Lol right. The Torture Report was a Mandela Effect. Never happened.

    • @ragglefraggle9111
      @ragglefraggle9111 2 роки тому +2

      That was decades after

    • @MrBendylaw
      @MrBendylaw 8 місяців тому

      To be fair, there was a pretty big outcry over waterboarding, and Abu Ghraib...my understanding is that SOP for captured assets in Russia is quite a bit worse. Quite a bit.

  • @ericbrown1101
    @ericbrown1101 4 роки тому +391

    I thought his point about the torture techniques seen in Red Sparrow was excellent. Those brutal methods were used by the KGB up until the early 1960s. Nowadays, Russian intelligence uses psychological torture methods very much like the CIA. Sleep deprivation, threats to family and friends, intimidation, misdirection, and thought manipulation. This was actually portrayed very well in an episode of the TV show Covert Affairs, where the protagonist was captured by the FSB and subjected to all of the above. In one scene, they came in and took her mattress off her bed in her cell, leaving only the metal frame. That is absolutely something the Russians (and the CIA) would do. And they wouldn't just leave you without it, they'd give it to you, then come and take it away for added psychological effect.

    • @haikalhadzik7744
      @haikalhadzik7744 3 роки тому +16

      Wow a spymaster in a youtube comment

    • @reh3884
      @reh3884 2 роки тому +3

      Sure, cuz you're an expert in what the KGB did.

    • @reh3884
      @reh3884 2 роки тому

      @@haikalhadzik7744 No, just another "internet expert."

    • @monolith94
      @monolith94 2 роки тому

      @N Fels if the fsb wanted navalny dead he’d be dead. That whole operation reeks of a frame up

    • @lexiarie6545
      @lexiarie6545 2 роки тому +9

      The Red Sparrow movie is supposed to take place in the 60's, something you and the critic missed. Sounds like the movie is accurate then.

  • @onebadmoto5081
    @onebadmoto5081 4 роки тому +736

    The us never tortures, except for when they do.

    • @johnhuffman9212
      @johnhuffman9212 4 роки тому +4

      That is not true. Very not true.

    • @yousefalthagafi3028
      @yousefalthagafi3028 4 роки тому +21

      @@johnhuffman9212 homan square and the house of screams 🤨 and these are the ones we know about

    • @williamkinna4169
      @williamkinna4169 4 роки тому +64

      Well, to be fair he was talking about in espionage. I’m sure we torture in the military

    • @yousefalthagafi3028
      @yousefalthagafi3028 4 роки тому +23

      @@williamkinna4169 I know he's talking about espionage but my point is that they probably use it in the CIA to and btw that wasn't the US military they were Chicago pd buildings

    • @onebadmoto5081
      @onebadmoto5081 4 роки тому +9

      william kinna we have black sites all throughout the world

  • @teraphIl1000
    @teraphIl1000 3 роки тому +51

    The interrogators in the second scene from *_The Americans_* were actually KGB, they were testing the Jennings.

    • @markc6714
      @markc6714 3 роки тому +12

      Yeh this guy has clearly never watched any of the shows he's commenting on. He has no context.

  • @Mickeal101
    @Mickeal101 4 роки тому +476

    Black Widow was not meant to be a spy, she was meant to be an assassin for the Red Room.

    • @kielanwade5096
      @kielanwade5096 4 роки тому +92

      She's actually both, the Red Room Assassin's were trained as Spy's, which is why she goes on to spy for SHIELD

    • @mikhailsporyshev9772
      @mikhailsporyshev9772 4 роки тому +1

      And jiujitsu is the best way to kill somebody

    • @Anubis1993KZ
      @Anubis1993KZ 4 роки тому +12

      Red room? Did you mean a Яedяum?
      I'm so punny today, please don't kill me.

    • @suchismitamondal1566
      @suchismitamondal1566 4 роки тому +6

      @@Anubis1993KZ murder by redrum

    • @valkyrie6691
      @valkyrie6691 4 роки тому +2

      @@Anubis1993KZ yaedyaeum

  • @jeshkam
    @jeshkam 4 роки тому +1433

    The most perfect American accent by a German native I suppose.

    • @bohdanrohachenko7650
      @bohdanrohachenko7650 4 роки тому +38

      You know KGB is a Russian service, right?

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 4 роки тому +665

      @@bohdanrohachenko7650 He is German. He was born in East Germany. Read his bio before posting ignorant comments.

    • @MasKARJ0
      @MasKARJ0 4 роки тому +7

      thanks for the clue 4:10

    • @connorcraigsellars6576
      @connorcraigsellars6576 4 роки тому +41

      @@bohdanrohachenko7650 hahahahaha. Ignorance is bliss they say.

    • @matts5247
      @matts5247 4 роки тому +10

      Well do you think they would let him assume his new identity if he had an Eastern European accent still lol

  • @exstock
    @exstock 2 роки тому +29

    I just read Jack Barsky's autobiography, Deep Undercover, and wow! I highly endorse it. Great book, with of lots of details of his recruitment and training, as well as details of what he actually did as an agent. There's a very happy ending--and an afterword from the FBI agent who caught him, and who became his friend and helped him become a US citizen.

  • @angrymeowngi
    @angrymeowngi 4 роки тому +209

    See how his thumb is pointing up? Yes that is him sending the message that he is good and waiting for instruction.

  • @qzza9863
    @qzza9863 4 роки тому +256

    Insider is like that cool substitute teacher

    • @rynr20
      @rynr20 4 роки тому +5

      Indeed! I enjoy every effing video with experts talking. It's just amazing!

  • @KelticTim
    @KelticTim 3 роки тому +18

    Damn, this dudes accent is barely there. He must have worked on it for years. He almost sounds polish, or NY Jew. Very well done. I barely hear the German.

    • @RC-ic1co
      @RC-ic1co 3 роки тому +3

      Uhm ... are you sure? German here, English is my second language. I'm really not good with detecting accents, but I would immediately recognise his (East-) German accent. I would think, that his German accent would rather stick out to a native speaker even more ... ?

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 3 роки тому +3

      sounds pretty german to me. That being said he's also not trying to sound like anything else for years now, so who knows

  • @notrayane
    @notrayane 4 роки тому +520

    He would have some great stories to tell to his grandsons...

    • @inthedeadhours
      @inthedeadhours 4 роки тому +49

      Not sure about how that would go if he had to say "redacted" every few words.

    • @puggleski6097
      @puggleski6097 4 роки тому +12

      @@inthedeadhours "We use live grandsons as targets" .. and that's how it's passed on.

    • @rahoolsaxenaa
      @rahoolsaxenaa 3 роки тому

      They don't talk about it even after they retire. Ita gone with them to their grave!

  • @kurtw531
    @kurtw531 4 роки тому +208

    If this guy was driving a garbage truck, nobody would suspect a thing.

  • @garfieldfarkle
    @garfieldfarkle 3 роки тому +9

    The hollow nickel is what led us to Wilhelm Fischer, aka Rudolf Abel.
    He accidentally paid a kid for a newspaper with a hollow nickel that contained a code book. The kid dropped the nickel and it broke open. He took it to the local police and they eventually caught up to Fischer.

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 4 роки тому +547

    I still hear his German accent squeaking through but he sounds quite American regardless

    • @jR-kr2fs
      @jR-kr2fs 4 роки тому +18

      You mean Russian

    • @nigeh5326
      @nigeh5326 4 роки тому +71

      I’m a Brit and to me his accent is clearly a mix of US English (East Coast?) and German

    • @43tunafish
      @43tunafish 4 роки тому +12

      He was a sleeper agent so he had to be able to have a american accent to blend in

    • @timeslowingdown
      @timeslowingdown 4 роки тому +60

      @@nigeh5326 Yeah he sounds like someone who is a native German speaker but has lived in New York or near it for 20+ years and became very integrated

    • @nejlahinkel9634
      @nejlahinkel9634 4 роки тому +23

      It‘s a german accent. He studied in Jena, which in his time was eastern germany but now you would say it‘s more in middle East germany

  • @justinholtman
    @justinholtman 4 роки тому +162

    I wanna hear his stories. He does a good job on the breakdowns.

    • @tiagopessotti4875
      @tiagopessotti4875 4 роки тому +10

      Justin Holtman He has a book called Deep Undercover

  • @Diana_Fire
    @Diana_Fire 2 роки тому +5

    The Americans is an amazing show that is extremely underrated. Great for binge watching too.

  • @kcegr
    @kcegr 4 роки тому +240

    Who cares about the movies!? Only hearing at this mans life is amazing

    • @trentsteele8320
      @trentsteele8320 4 роки тому +6

      Its like listening to ex mafia talk about their lives. Fascinating.

  • @LeanneModenPoet
    @LeanneModenPoet 4 роки тому +87

    I could listen to this guy talk forever. So interesting.

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +1

      He's a traitor, snitch, turncoat, and a professional liar. I wouldn't trust him to tell me the time.

  • @uriel7203
    @uriel7203 3 роки тому +6

    6:30
    I'm no expert but from a different video where they interviewed a former CIA officer, you could tell that they were indeed more sophisticated. He was able to catch a KGB spy by how he held his flowers.

    • @dirtyout
      @dirtyout 2 роки тому

      What video was that?

  • @chrisskit_8934
    @chrisskit_8934 4 роки тому +52

    I can't believe they didn't let him react to The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

  • @mexdonough
    @mexdonough 4 роки тому +475

    “That’s not how Americans would treat you” yeah right, say that to enhanced interrogation techniques in Iraq

    • @scowler92
      @scowler92 4 роки тому +43

      Which largely didn't work. Simple police-type stuff like sleep deprivation, envrionmental tics (cold temp, flickering lights, wobbly chairs) and light starvation (eating and drinking in front of captive) are more effective.

    • @neelpatel097
      @neelpatel097 4 роки тому +22

      Watch The Report. During the initial days, the FBI never used such techniques until some ex-military guys fucked up with CIA

    • @skyhawkslcb18
      @skyhawkslcb18 4 роки тому +10

      yeah, in iraq, not on american soil.

    • @SwayPromo
      @SwayPromo 4 роки тому +10

      Travis Wilkins mmmm better do some research. A lot of It happened on American soil and on American bases.

    • @93abc123
      @93abc123 4 роки тому +19

      The Report is about CIA torturing practices, he is talking about the FBI and how they do not treat suspects harshly, just slap you a few times.

  • @japanonlysays
    @japanonlysays 3 роки тому +3

    "thats the point of being a spy, you dont wanna look lke one" i love him

  • @oels9507
    @oels9507 4 роки тому +42

    "And I aced the entire program" Hold up I wanna hear THAT story!

  • @xJuliaGrimesx
    @xJuliaGrimesx 4 роки тому +35

    This dude is a legend. There is a fantastic autobiography on him, he lives in the us now with his family there. For anyone interested in such stories, I highly recommend looking him up!

  • @cliftonsargent1572
    @cliftonsargent1572 2 роки тому +7

    Dam I didn’t think I would be spending my x mas day watching 4 hours of this channel. Never heard of you guys but this is super entertaining, you gotta have more of the casino guys and the art theft guys on

  • @毛主义红龙
    @毛主义红龙 4 роки тому +45

    How many former KGB spies still around ??
    Vladimir Putin : Yes.

    • @Perra1901
      @Perra1901 3 роки тому +1

      Putin was actually the Boss of the kgb for a while.

  • @guillermoaguirre1091
    @guillermoaguirre1091 4 роки тому +133

    I was hoping that scenes from ‘the man from UNCLE’ would be here :((

    • @Drewp06
      @Drewp06 4 роки тому +3

      Why include a horrible movie full of fantasy and zero reality? Lol

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 4 роки тому +8

      @@Drewp06 Because that description can be applied to most of the movies on this list.
      They don't have to be good, they just have to be Russian-y and Spy-y.

    • @Drewp06
      @Drewp06 4 роки тому

      Kasper Good thing it wasn’t mentioned. No reason to bother referencing something that sucks, even for comment.

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 4 роки тому +2

      @@Drewp06 its more realist than living targets

    • @guillermoaguirre1091
      @guillermoaguirre1091 4 роки тому +2

      andrew page nonono that movie is soo good omg I keep coming back to it

  • @JK-ww8dn
    @JK-ww8dn 3 роки тому +12

    12:54 see the way he clenches his teeth after seeing that scene must bring back some memories.

  • @twig1015
    @twig1015 4 роки тому +321

    Next Video: Dead people review death scenes in movies.

    • @jamiemills5659
      @jamiemills5659 4 роки тому +6

      Lot of dead air in that one.

    • @jannelaineeleodinmuo2442
      @jannelaineeleodinmuo2442 3 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of when the director of LOR was telling Sauran how to sound when being stabbed and Sauran said "actually I've been stabbed and you're wrong." 😆 Sorry it's late and I can't remember anyone's names. 😬

  • @julecaesara482
    @julecaesara482 4 роки тому +62

    One thing that always bothers me is women with long luscious hair fighting without the hair sticking to their lips, eyelashes or even without it getting entangled in the clothes of their opponent etc. I've had short hair for my entire life and as soon as it reaches my ears it gets into my eyes. I have never seen anyone in martial arts fighting with a lion mane

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 3 роки тому +4

      I have a long hair, and while I don’t do martial arts I have done many sports and never has the hair gotten the stuck the way you suggest.

    • @sustainablesolutions9152
      @sustainablesolutions9152 3 роки тому +1

      I have a friend who did kickboxing with long hair, she always had it in a braid, both in a fight and out doing shopping. I asked her about this: in kickboxing there are rules, in a free fight they would just grap her tail and pull. She said she would cut it off if she would ever do a fight without any rules, luckily that never happened and she stopped kickboxing as well.

    • @Auriflamme
      @Auriflamme 3 роки тому +1

      Or the fact that her opponents are too polite to catch her by the hair.

  • @jouseyjunior8874
    @jouseyjunior8874 3 роки тому +22

    When he said they don’t torture you “ they just slap you” I could smell BS through my phone. They for sure do but he didn’t want to spill the beans cause of “human rights”

  • @CrippledMerc
    @CrippledMerc 4 роки тому +71

    I really really wish you guys would’ve had him react to Breach (2007) about the actual FBI agent Robert Hanssen who was selling classified documents to Russia for around 22 years before being caught. He exposed numerous undercover American agents who were murdered as a result. And he was only caught back in 2001! That’s how recent this was! He was selling documents since the late 70’s. The movie is pretty meh but the story itself is just crazy that he got away with it for so long. He was active during the same time as Ames was too. Now he’s serving multiple life sentences in a supermax prison and will probably die in there.

    • @majlindaleci1847
      @majlindaleci1847 2 роки тому +4

      I love the scene by the end of the movie when he gets caught and on the way back to the police station one of the agents asks him "why?", and he replies that "it doesnt matter, I could tell I did it just to show the system that it is weak" (maybe not the exact words...) but his sentence really struck me for some reason.

  • @theresa332
    @theresa332 4 роки тому +51

    Imagine seeing random trash in a park and throwing it away properly not knowing it contains information. What do spies do then?

    • @Juri2711
      @Juri2711 3 роки тому +4

      That's why we hate to work in Germany.

    • @georgina-a
      @georgina-a 3 роки тому +6

      I litter pick my local park... They must hate me! 😂

  • @nessa6375
    @nessa6375 3 роки тому +6

    "my training in self-defense was S i g n i f i c a n t l y less aggressive" omggggggg im cryin

  • @sammeettelang6267
    @sammeettelang6267 4 роки тому +75

    He should review more spy movies and tv shows in what hollywood gets right and wrong about being a spy or doing espionage. He should review the miniseries The Spy starring Sacha Baron Cohen and The Night Manager starring Tom Hiddlestone and Hugh Laurie.

    • @warriormaiden9829
      @warriormaiden9829 3 роки тому

      I'd love to see him watch Burn Notice. There's a couple episodes where Weston deals with/uses his reputation as a 'bogey man' in Russian circles. XD

    • @callefalk4457
      @callefalk4457 2 роки тому

      HAR DU SETT MIN BSLLE ???

  • @6thgraderfriends
    @6thgraderfriends 4 роки тому +455

    Me at first: Expecting a slavic accent.
    As I watched this, realizing he pretended to be American for years so he perfected an American English accent.
    I mean, there were a few times here and there I could detect something off, but that's only because I was listening to him closely. If I met him in real life and he was like, "I'm from America" I would believe him and not even question it.

    • @nigeh5326
      @nigeh5326 4 роки тому +116

      I’m British and to me he sounds like a German who has lived in the US for years and gained an East Coast accent

    • @knusperhirsch7056
      @knusperhirsch7056 4 роки тому +48

      @@nigeh5326 I'm German and I can confirm

    • @deadarmd
      @deadarmd 4 роки тому +12

      He sounds Dutch almost

    • @salvadorjimenez2502
      @salvadorjimenez2502 4 роки тому +31

      Sounded like an immigrant German that’s been in the US a bit. Accent easily present

    • @MonotoniTV
      @MonotoniTV 4 роки тому +26

      @@nigeh5326 he actually is from east Germany

  • @haris-y2q
    @haris-y2q 3 роки тому +53

    Next up: high school kid rates high school scenes in movies

    • @ronienrikey
      @ronienrikey 3 роки тому

      I would proudly and willingly volunteer

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 3 роки тому +1

      "not enough depression"
      "that bully didn't even hit that hard"
      "all our teachers are old hags and not supermodels"

  • @aerthreepwood8021
    @aerthreepwood8021 4 роки тому +87

    "This is not how US counterintelligence works."
    I guess those interrogation black sites are just for friendly questions.

    • @uegvdczuVF
      @uegvdczuVF 4 роки тому +12

      That came along long after the collapse of USSR. Prior to that if people needed to be tortured they would just be handed over to a friendly dictator CIA helped install. I heard that at the time Egypt was a popular destination for "nail treatments".

    • @felipedaiber2991
      @felipedaiber2991 4 роки тому +14

      Thats inteligence not counterinteligence, FBI, Homeland Security and NSA dont torture people the CIA does

    • @Mario_N64
      @Mario_N64 3 роки тому

      @@uegvdczuVF Well there was. Swedish guy, I don't remember his name, who was tortured psychologically by the CIA until he killed himself.

  • @taylordial1231
    @taylordial1231 4 роки тому +25

    I was hoping he would review the KGB knock-knock joke that Dwight and Jim do to each other on The Office
    “This is pretty realistic; the KGB really will not wait for anyone”

  • @mayaamis
    @mayaamis 3 роки тому +3

    2:39 this film "Anna" was unexpectedly amazing

  • @Pb-ij4ip
    @Pb-ij4ip 4 роки тому +34

    “Caught by the Spetsnaz, James? Sounds painful.”

  • @thomasboest4192
    @thomasboest4192 4 роки тому +83

    I had the pleasure of working for him for a short time. He is one of the most interesting and authentic individuals you could ever hope to meet.

    • @gappuma7883
      @gappuma7883 3 роки тому +3

      Were you his KGB-Spy assistant?

    • @kozatas
      @kozatas 3 роки тому +20

      @@gappuma7883 No, he was a live target.

    • @tgwnn
      @tgwnn 3 роки тому +2

      @@kozatas LOL out loud

  • @waliahmed6
    @waliahmed6 3 роки тому +2

    I just learnt about this dude and omg what a legend he got so involved in American culture he didn't care about the KGB i recommend you check out his story

  • @epoustouflant
    @epoustouflant 4 роки тому +29

    10:13
    Fun Fact: After Natasha graduated from the red room, she actually joined the KGB so in that scene, she was an ex-KGB spy herself (she was trained specifically to be a KGB assassin)

  • @kindnessfirst9670
    @kindnessfirst9670 4 роки тому +9

    He obviously didn't understand the scene in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy since the character sent a message from the embassy to the London Headquarters and waited there in the embassy for the response. The KGB used to have their agents in training read John Le Carre's books to learn about the real world of intelligence and spies since his novels were the most realistic.

  • @luisdauajare4842
    @luisdauajare4842 6 місяців тому +2

    So, we had had a KGB's former operative, the CIA chief of disguise, an army combat expert, a safe cracker, a reformed mafia boss, a retired Navy admiral, a former drug smuggler, a covert operations officer, an outdoors survival expert, a helicopter pilot veteran, a professional hunter, a military historian and a former undercover cop. Outsider can gather a Mission Impossible style heist crew in no time...

  • @seung6598
    @seung6598 4 роки тому +21

    its so fun how people from KGB rates movies