12 Things You Should NEVER Give a Chinese Person

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  • @JulieWallis1963
    @JulieWallis1963 8 років тому +98

    I'm from the UK. years ago my friend bought her fiance a pen knife as a gift but before she gave it to him she asked him for a coin, he pulled 10p or 50p something small from his pocket and she kept it and gave him the gift of the knife. she told me it was bad luck to give a knife as a gift but if she took the coin from him then it wasn't a gift it was a transaction. basically she sold him his own present as local folklore where she lived decreed that by taking the small coin he would be safe with her gift choice.
    I found it a cute local custom that I had never heard of prior.

    • @Llialune
      @Llialune 7 років тому +5

      Same thing in my family (Belgian). We offered my Dad really nice knives years ago, he had to pay a coin for it. Otherwise it would have meant that we want him dead.

    • @yuvee
      @yuvee 6 років тому +2

      I got my families a bunch of swiss army knives as souvenirs from my trip to Switzerland, and everybody had to give me a bit of money in exchange.

    • @stephanielee4644
      @stephanielee4644 5 років тому

      My dad always said to do this so you don't cut off the friendship.

    • @pebblesandwoowoo
      @pebblesandwoowoo 5 років тому +1

      My dad gave me a swiss army knife o_O

    • @carol7851
      @carol7851 5 років тому

      If you don't buy the knife, it will cut your love...

  • @idnwiw
    @idnwiw 8 років тому +177

    giving fruits instead of flowers - we should totally copy that

  • @BE-xw5yl
    @BE-xw5yl 8 років тому +533

    in my culture giving mirror means I couldn't find anything more beautiful than you.

  • @alliemollie
    @alliemollie 8 років тому +115

    Here's another one for Cantonese ... Don't give salted fish (鹹魚) to old people coz that's a slang term for dead body.

    • @alliemollie
      @alliemollie 8 років тому +8

      Also any type of 瓜 (whether it's a veggie or fruit) is no good coz it sounds like death.

    • @sugarkats21
      @sugarkats21 8 років тому +3

      Only for Cantonese though

    • @alliemollie
      @alliemollie 8 років тому +6

      +Katie Crossing So? Some of the points made in video only apply to mandarin speaking population.

    • @sugarkats21
      @sugarkats21 8 років тому

      allmyjm No I was just pointing it out in case people didn't know

    • @NightStars1122
      @NightStars1122 7 років тому +1

      Yes, but who would give a 鹹魚 to another person as a gift??

  • @HotPepperLala
    @HotPepperLala 8 років тому +299

    Should do a 12 things to GIVE to a Chinese person: Money.

    • @NinaHYahallo
      @NinaHYahallo 8 років тому

      lol

    • @detroit7543
      @detroit7543 8 років тому +16

      money, gold, diamond, car, house, platinum

    • @red-hat-mike
      @red-hat-mike 8 років тому +8

      Greencard

    • @alantan9863
      @alantan9863 8 років тому +6

      You're absolutely correct. 'Present Gold'(ie: a direct translation of Cash in Chinese) is highly practical.

    • @sophieeesticated2719
      @sophieeesticated2719 8 років тому +6

      money in a red envelope (Ang Pow)

  • @peterwong8186
    @peterwong8186 8 років тому +29

    Red ink is blood writing (血書) because in ancient China, a person would send a letter written in blood as sign of upset / angry at you.

  • @Kanthon
    @Kanthon 7 років тому +163

    So, you're telling me that the Chinese are more superstitious than catholic Italians???

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 7 років тому +2

      Crazy, right?

    • @sleepyhill4595
      @sleepyhill4595 6 років тому +14

      Marsh Pickle 7 Asians in general are really REALLY superstitious

    • @grey5432
      @grey5432 6 років тому +7

      Cute Mochi
      mostly elderly people.

    • @yolandahe6457
      @yolandahe6457 5 років тому

      Mark A. B. Yes

    • @zsofi_cs9536
      @zsofi_cs9536 3 роки тому

      Most of these things come from the same pronounciation of the words. Just think about it, if there wouldn't be same pronounciation of these characters, they wouldn't think about them as 'wrong omen' or negative things.

  • @derekwhite1870
    @derekwhite1870 8 років тому +562

    If I ever date an Asian girl, and her dad gives us a pear, I'm giving him a clock. Haha

    • @jalisaone5882
      @jalisaone5882 8 років тому +6

      lol food one

    • @jalisaone5882
      @jalisaone5882 8 років тому +5

      +Jalisa Oneal *good

    • @PoTommyPo
      @PoTommyPo 8 років тому +18

      Lol make sure they're Chinese though, cause pear might not hint at separation in other countries, but a clock is almost a universal non-appropriate gift

    • @jalisaone5882
      @jalisaone5882 8 років тому

      +Dastardly Fundamentalist lol you are clever :)

    • @kagome2420
      @kagome2420 8 років тому +13

      Ohhhhh I sense a breakup really soon! Lol! If her parents offer fruits after dinner and there happen to be pear in there, but u gave him a clock u r so dead! They are only being polite! It's normal offer guest fruits 😂😂😂😂
      Unless he actually offer u a basket full of pears as present.

  • @debb0r
    @debb0r 8 років тому +35

    the koreans also dont like red pens, especially if you'd have to write your name with it, its like some sort of death sentence.
    And Dan, I feel you on office supplies... For me the smell and feeling of paper and the smell of ink... I could get high on it. I write on anything and that moment when you found the perfect pen/ pencil/fineliner or felt tip pen BLISS, but then the ink runs out.... sadness. And dont get me started on crafting paper and gelpens and yes, scissors, theyre the greatest things. You know..basically ALL stationery is great.
    Wow, this became a stationery appreciation post very quick.. Im sorry XD

  • @geekgroupie42
    @geekgroupie42 8 років тому +35

    the pear one is funny because - pair / pear! almost the exact opposite!

  • @JariSatta
    @JariSatta 8 років тому +86

    Also, Japanese word for European pear 洋梨 (younashi) sounds like 用無し (you-nashi), useless.
    I still like pears.

    • @Nashifruit
      @Nashifruit 8 років тому +4

      Wow XD....... I thought Muda means useless.

    • @atsukorichards1675
      @atsukorichards1675 5 років тому +1

      But there is no taboo there. You can give 洋梨 to someone.

  • @desoraelowry8975
    @desoraelowry8975 8 років тому +58

    I usually play it safe and just give gift cards. It doesn't matter what's on them right?

    • @synthmass
      @synthmass 8 років тому +38

      As long as it's not an amount including the number 4 ;)

    • @OTASIMOT
      @OTASIMOT 8 років тому +5

      Number 4, 7, 9 all mean "death" in Japanese

    • @rein0123
      @rein0123 8 років тому +2

      +PA 4 chinese is just 4

    • @KarouAuri
      @KarouAuri 8 років тому +1

      very thoughtless in my opinion. gifts should come from the heart. no thought or love goes into a gift card

    • @btsvfighting9940
      @btsvfighting9940 7 років тому +1

      pearlyn lee And, also Fourteen. It means want to die or going to die...

  • @Sam-ze9mo
    @Sam-ze9mo 8 років тому +13

    "hey, whats your favorite fruit?"
    "It's a Chinese fruit called "please go away"

  • @thecraftycyborg9024
    @thecraftycyborg9024 8 років тому +10

    I'm like Dan. Gifts of items from craft stores or office supply places are awesome. Then again, I spin my own yarn so I can knit with it and I grow my own produce to can. I'm weird like that.
    As for getting scissors as a gift, kitchen shears get gifted a lot, especially for things like weddings where people register for practical gifts. And one brand of sewing scissors is a common gift item. My basic fabric shears from them cost me $80. They also weigh a small on and can be sharpened for years to come. So yeah, I can think of several instances when scissors are considered gifts.

  • @RebeccaBrooksJasmineandViolets
    @RebeccaBrooksJasmineandViolets 7 років тому +1

    Thanks so much, love you guys. A Chinese Wedding to do/don't vid would be GREAT! :)

  • @louiseglasgow
    @louiseglasgow 8 років тому +14

    In the UK some people have told me that giving white roses or even white flowers by themselves (ie not in a bunch with mixed colours) symbolises death and you shouldn't do it. Other people have never heard of this. I don't know if it generational or even regional. I've also heard the same about white lillies (and they are often on bereavement cards) but they are also often in mixed bunches of flowers (which seems to be fine) and plenty of people do give them by themselves too.
    Similarly I'm pretty sure traditionally breaking a mirror was considered bad luck. (Again that seems to have been more in my grandparents generation and seems to have died out perhaps, and/or it could be regional - my family are from different parts of the UK, so it gets confusing sometimes).
    I'm also fascinated by the things that are not good to give Chinese people that are traditional gifts in the UK, especially books as you said about the USA, but also handkerchiefs (again this is especially in my grandparents generation - people who would be in their 90s now). Clocks and watches, especially mantlepiece clocks were also traditional gifts, especially for special occasions, eg retirement etc. Even umbrellas are relatively common gifts, perhaps because they break so easily and because they can come in cute or smart designs. White flowers aren't a traditional gift, but they are a trendy one, lol. Teenage girls give each other cute pens, like gel pens, pens that smell etc, including red ones.

    • @klarisdavis5486
      @klarisdavis5486 8 років тому +2

      My family is chinese and we give the children on their 18th birthday watches...

    • @mfinchina6005
      @mfinchina6005 8 років тому +1

      I suspect watches are okay because they don't have the word "clock" them at all. "Song shou biao" doesn't sound like anything other than "give a watch," so it wouldn't be taboo.

    • @DanteAtropos
      @DanteAtropos 8 років тому +1

      Watch and clocks are different. I got a pocketwatch for my birthday and loved it, but if some got me a clock I would probably start a fight with them if they were Chinese.

    • @violetdaisy4546
      @violetdaisy4546 8 років тому +2

      louiseglasgow Also in Japan when someone gives you a white rose ( if you're still alive ) they want you to die.

    • @skyhope5105
      @skyhope5105 7 років тому

      Henry.... even westerners know that clocks means losing a person in your life... breaking up usually

  • @ainakharie3154
    @ainakharie3154 8 років тому +16

    I am asian. For me, this forbidden culture thing i already break it. Everything people give me a gift , i will accept that. Except dangerous thing but kitchen knife i accept and very useful.

  • @ellep3742
    @ellep3742 8 років тому +27

    Why do homonyms create so much fear in Chinese culture???

    • @saber26ful
      @saber26ful 7 років тому +2

      idk maybe superstition?

    • @nigelip
      @nigelip 7 років тому +4

      It's not so much homonyms themselves but rather the specific phrases/sayings they are associated with and sound like. Chinese people don't like speaking about bad luck, so they will do anything to keep bad luck from entering their lives (including avoiding things that sound like bad luck phrases). Superstitious is a good way to describe this but it goes much deeper, through all the spiritual beliefs and generations of traditions. Imagine how the West interprets the numbers 13 and 666, but on a much larger scale that includes full-on sayings.

    • @nigelip
      @nigelip 7 років тому +3

      Also, the entire language is tonal and without an alphabet, so homonyms effectively make up the language. It's also a reason why all of our jokes are based around similar-sounding words.

  • @Maiko134
    @Maiko134 8 років тому +52

    I gave my Chinese friend flowers on her graduation day since that's my family's tradition... none of them were the white flowers used for funerals. And can you give a Chinese person an umbrella to use if its raining or is it still the same meaning? Also... would a photo/memory book be considered bad? because she seemed to enjoy both the flowers and the photo book... and she gave me a fan and Chinese tea (which was like the best tea I've ever had). Thank you for doing these videos, I'm learning so much.

    • @zeiitgeist
      @zeiitgeist 8 років тому +9

      lending an umbrella is nothing.

    • @noname-wj4lq
      @noname-wj4lq 8 років тому +1

      zeiitgeist Is it like you can't let them keep it?

    • @zeiitgeist
      @zeiitgeist 8 років тому

      Kamisama Desu out of sight, out of mind.

    • @haroldmcbroom7807
      @haroldmcbroom7807 7 років тому +3

      +Maiko134 lol, they can be either thankful and dry, or offended and wet :)

    • @xinchen6533
      @xinchen6533 7 років тому +2

      just don't give large clock...that's really mean= =# hand clock is ok.

  • @ReiyukaE
    @ReiyukaE 8 років тому +3

    Dan's enthousiasm for office supplies resonates with me on an emotional level. xD Seriously tho. Office supplies are so brilliant as are books.

  • @fastinte
    @fastinte 8 років тому +1

    Oohh... Now I get it. I was watching a drama the other day and I was really confused because the male lead made such a big deal about not wearing a green headband. Thanks Double Chen Show.

  • @danielliu120
    @danielliu120 8 років тому +8

    U guys honestly deserve way more subs

  • @lilli7040
    @lilli7040 7 років тому +1

    I also heard that if you give shoes as a present, it means they're able to run away and leave you and if you give a clock to them, if there was ever a time if they break or stop working, it means that your time will also stop which basically is death.

  • @sazfairy6835
    @sazfairy6835 7 років тому +21

    I gave my Chinese mother in law a potted plant once and it died. She thought this meant that my relationship was cursed and bad luck. Once for Easter, I gave her a chocolate rabbit which she couldnt eat because she was born in the year of the rabbit and also bad luck. Ive been told she is a bit extreme though. I will stick to citrus fruit.

    • @miamazingness
      @miamazingness 4 роки тому

      hahaha Oranges sound like a good idea! XD The plant sounds more like her fault, though, if you've ever seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days: "Our love fern! YOU LET IT DIEEE!" hahaha

    • @deusexrockina
      @deusexrockina 4 роки тому

      Oh god. I'm year of the rabbit. I had a pet rabbit that died of old age and have always eaten choco rabbits. I done cursed myself. I need a toaist cultivator rn

  • @capt.sandyvagoo6619
    @capt.sandyvagoo6619 8 років тому +20

    Look at that. Yi gave them umbrellas and nOw double Chen is no more. She knew what she was doing. 😏

  • @branfeather
    @branfeather 8 років тому +168

    So, If I REALLY wanted to end a relationship with a chinese person...
    get an umbrella with a sword in the handle, open the umbrella part, and use it as a gift-basket filled with pears and small clocks?

    • @amydawson5659
      @amydawson5659 7 років тому +17

      branfeather I feel this needs to be made into a cartoon

    • @azizkhudada
      @azizkhudada 7 років тому +1

      Yeah basically

    • @xinchen6533
      @xinchen6533 7 років тому +3

      I will gladly accept that thing....really...simply cuz its really cool = =#

    • @negautrunks
      @negautrunks 4 роки тому +3

      Wrap it in a large handkerchief

    • @faithite
      @faithite 3 роки тому +2

      That depends if that Chinese person believes in Superstitions.
      That person might take it as you want to spend both of your lives together, no matter how bad the weather is and for the rest of time.

  • @robchissy
    @robchissy 8 років тому +58

    So how do you confuse a Chinese person?
    give them white gold

    • @daveywavey5165
      @daveywavey5165 8 років тому

      robert charlton Wow.

    • @johcx1994
      @johcx1994 7 років тому +2

      robert charlton Hahas. Its valuable but with a bad connotation.

    • @aidenmott385
      @aidenmott385 7 років тому

      robert charlton ya racist

    • @nataleenicolealvarez3505
      @nataleenicolealvarez3505 6 років тому

      You should try something red

    • @ZinniaLP
      @ZinniaLP 6 років тому

      @@aidenmott385 you have no idea what racism means. Dumbass

  • @brownmullins
    @brownmullins 4 роки тому +1

    I love Chen Dynasty. Wonderful help. I love Asian cultures especially Chinese and Korean. God bless you richly.

  • @makailalindsay4318
    @makailalindsay4318 8 років тому +16

    I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE GIVE ME BOOKS! Im a MAJOR reader& I LOVE it!

    • @MsJavaWolf
      @MsJavaWolf 5 років тому +1

      I like getting books. When it comes to book gifts there are 2 things that I like:
      1. A book that really fits me, something that I would have picked up on my own but I just didn't find that particular book yet, it shows me that that person understands me.
      2. A book that I would never pick up, but really resonates with the person gifting it. A person is really sharing a lot about himself or herself when gifting a book, I love it when my friends express themselves in that way and they trust that I will take their opinions seriously.

    • @miamazingness
      @miamazingness 4 роки тому

      I love them, too! Even if it's something I wouldn't normally like, I love any kind of book.

    • @OceanicPearlz1
      @OceanicPearlz1 2 роки тому

      Yes true lol I like books

  • @Printerguy360
    @Printerguy360 7 років тому

    love the banter. could watch you guys all day.

  • @joec.743
    @joec.743 8 років тому +58

    I heard your not supposed to give people money in denominations of Four. such as $4, 40, 400, etc.

    • @milanagirl1
      @milanagirl1 8 років тому +1

      I think this might only be in Korea, but I'm not sure.

    • @candidcalcifer
      @candidcalcifer 8 років тому +13

      don't give anything with 4 in it, cause it sounds like die in mandarin and cantonese(i think) too

    • @CWG500SUBSWBC
      @CWG500SUBSWBC 8 років тому

      +Serena He cantonese is yut ye san say and mandarin yi er san soull idk

    • @Evan8787
      @Evan8787 8 років тому +8

      4 is unluckiest number in China. 4= sì, death=si

    • @alexandrahenderson4368
      @alexandrahenderson4368 8 років тому +2

      4 四 sounds like dead 死

  • @gardeninginthedesert
    @gardeninginthedesert 5 років тому +1

    I love it when you speak Chinese. Please do it more often in your wonderful videos. I don't understand it but it sounds so nice.

  • @min_yoongis_eyes_are_easy_7783
    @min_yoongis_eyes_are_easy_7783 7 років тому +3

    I laughed so hard when the guy on the right said "you love scissors..." while making a face

  • @Tizocgringo
    @Tizocgringo 8 років тому

    Once again guys, you are both entertaining and educational. Good job!

  • @atomicbomber2000
    @atomicbomber2000 8 років тому +64

    I'm Chinese, and I feel like a lot of these are just BS cultural phenomena that we'd be better off without. Books are great for gifts. I don't know why anyone would take offense to that.

    • @solerhongkong
      @solerhongkong 7 років тому +8

      If someone plays mahjong or bet on horse races then books (= loss) are not good for gamblers

    • @tammeyj1958
      @tammeyj1958 3 роки тому

      Yeah they would call it bookends to go with the book the end of your life

  • @Saddiamond
    @Saddiamond 5 років тому

    I miss these.. its been three years.. bring this back!

  • @cathyjackson8337
    @cathyjackson8337 8 років тому +18

    Yes Mike - do a piece on Chinese weddings.

    • @elsalee2128
      @elsalee2128 8 років тому

      So many things for Chinese Weddings😹

    • @heeyuanong1135
      @heeyuanong1135 8 років тому +1

      +xx KawaiiCloud xx it cost too much to marry 😦

    • @californianroadrage726
      @californianroadrage726 8 років тому

      You'd have to buy your girl a house, a car. But only limited to Asian men. Asian parents usually treats foreigner son in laws better for some fucked up reason. Maybe it's the matter of size?

  • @trinitytennant838
    @trinitytennant838 2 роки тому +1

    The one thing I was told by one of my Chinese friends, we don't receive cut flowers at all it's a sign of dead or death (as the flowers are dying) if you want to make a gift then send may be a living plant!

  • @BettyAlexandriaPride
    @BettyAlexandriaPride 8 років тому +3

    The way he freaked out about office supplies was awesome.

  • @annainspain5176
    @annainspain5176 8 років тому +1

    You should do a video on what gifts are good to give...and yeah, the Chinese wedding thing.

  • @amydawson5659
    @amydawson5659 7 років тому +3

    "Scissors, worst present ever"
    Dude you are clearly not scrapbook fanatics...
    *I've given a set of scissors as a present before*

  • @stanmassman6246
    @stanmassman6246 8 років тому +1

    You guys are awesome! I started watching your videos to learn more about Chinese culture, but I keep watching because you're fun and funny and I enjoy the way your friendship comes through on screen. Keep up the good work! :-)

  • @GEORDANROWLEY
    @GEORDANROWLEY 8 років тому +5

    After watching this informative video I will only give gold or oranges to the Chinese. Thanks, Double Chen! (polishes his golden oranges)

  • @Sk0lzky
    @Sk0lzky 6 років тому +1

    Pocket square and handkerchief are made of different materials, of different sizes and used differently.

  • @vivienli5221
    @vivienli5221 7 років тому +8

    I'm Chinese but I want ALL THE BOOKS

  • @robertschlesinger1342
    @robertschlesinger1342 5 років тому +1

    Very interesting and useful video.

  • @tomosburton1756
    @tomosburton1756 8 років тому +5

    What about if it was a clock showing different time zones around the world?

    • @LiewLmao
      @LiewLmao 8 років тому +1

      still same meaning

    • @Edigor100
      @Edigor100 8 років тому +2

      It's still a clock isn't it?

  • @GaryAa56
    @GaryAa56 8 років тому

    You guys are great! Remember handkerchiefs are for showing not blowing( Ralph Kramden to Ed Nortin on The Honeymooners). I just subscribed to this channel, I already subscribed to another one of Mikes channels.

  • @vcalblas
    @vcalblas 7 років тому +9

    Maybe the Chinese should simply invent some more words. You know, just so that not every word has fifty meanings. ;)

  • @neropatti1504
    @neropatti1504 8 років тому +1

    I think you could have mentioned something about unlucky numbers of things. For example, giving a set of four of some item is pretty common in the Western cultures, but in China and Japan it's said to be rude because of unlucky numbers.

  • @heize7277
    @heize7277 8 років тому +8

    So basically, you should give a chinese person orange? Because almost everything represents either death or misfortune?
    What happens if it rains? They're like: Hey can I borrow your umbrella and you're like: NO it's bad luck! :)

    • @periwinkle2881
      @periwinkle2881 8 років тому +1

      I would say Mandarin oranges are the best. But for the umbrella part i think they are talking more about gifts tho

    • @elaineyap8229
      @elaineyap8229 8 років тому +1

      for the umbrella example, they can borrow or buy it, they just can't accept it as a gift. If you do give someone a clock or an umbrella, make sure they give you a coin so technically they're buying it from you. Just give gold coloured items. Like Mike said, we love gold.

  • @archanashah1178
    @archanashah1178 8 років тому

    Loved the video...thanks for such wonderful information..will surely help me in future someday

  • @Lookatmeshine
    @Lookatmeshine 8 років тому +9

    Handkerchiefs are actually for crying; a gentleman is supposed to carry one incase a woman needs one to wipe up tears. It's a while damsel in distress thing... lol.

    • @Lookatmeshine
      @Lookatmeshine 8 років тому

      *whole

    • @christa1965
      @christa1965 8 років тому

      Nope, handkerchiefs are just used for personal hygiene that includes blowing your nose

    • @Lookatmeshine
      @Lookatmeshine 8 років тому +1

      +Foxluna not where I live... maybe it's just a cultural thing?

  • @Thevietvegan
    @Thevietvegan 8 років тому

    This was a really cool video! A lot of these are similar in Vietnamese culture too. No gifts in black and white, no mirrors, and there are certain gifts that are bad for giving as wedding gifts too but I forget them XD

  • @jazmiah6261
    @jazmiah6261 8 років тому +6

    Supernatural, Once upon a time, Legend of Zelda(?), Ghostbusters(?). Where's the Doctor Who Sign? :(

  • @MayaRaimondo
    @MayaRaimondo 8 років тому

    Thanks, guys!!! So helpful. 👍
    Yi & Dan?? 😊 Lucky guy Dan!

  • @Evan8787
    @Evan8787 8 років тому +4

    I actually knew the pear and red ink one. I learned it in my Mandarin class. Red ink is bad because, in the past, it was used to write the names of criminals who were to be executed. That same reason teachers won't mark homework/tests with red ink.

    • @akiko2289
      @akiko2289 8 років тому +2

      That's kinda funny because my Chinese teacher always corrects our work in red...

    • @Evan8787
      @Evan8787 8 років тому

      Lin Wang my bad, maybe it's just writing names in red ink. Something like that

    • @akiko2289
      @akiko2289 8 років тому

      +Sauron Yeah, I don't know. she doesn't seem to mind, even though she comes from China (grew up there and everything).

  • @Metocho
    @Metocho 6 років тому

    I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL SO MUUCH!!! I LOVE LEARNING CHINNESE HISTORY AND YOU ARE HERE TO INFORM MANY FANTASTIC KNOWLEDGES TO THE WORLD!!! U ARE THE BEST BRO!!

  • @nicothefae
    @nicothefae 7 років тому +3

    My dad always told me that if you wrote something in red ink it means that you are evil.

  • @JKingah
    @JKingah 8 років тому

    big BIG BIGG fan from Nairobi Kenya!!! Love this video coz i am doing lots of business with Chinese Contractors.

  • @scarlett8844
    @scarlett8844 8 років тому +27

    What about if I give mike my number ;)

    • @AHMEDGAIUSROME
      @AHMEDGAIUSROME 8 років тому +3

      Damnnn girl :p

    • @JariSatta
      @JariSatta 8 років тому +2

      Mike is cool, do it!

    • @nettylove8055
      @nettylove8055 8 років тому +1

      smooth lol

    • @miamazingness
      @miamazingness 4 роки тому

      hahaha he's super handsome. just don't give him any books as a gift.

  • @jazzedoutsims8115
    @jazzedoutsims8115 8 років тому

    At 6:26 I love sharp objects because if someone comes at me wrong I can just cut them and keep going on with my day

  • @StephenHutchison
    @StephenHutchison 7 років тому +10

    So, chinese language is passive-aggressive?

    • @jx1238
      @jx1238 7 років тому

      Stephen Hutchison I'm a Chinese, and in my perspective, it's words that have sounds the same but have different meaning.

    • @StephenHutchison
      @StephenHutchison 7 років тому

      I don't actually believe the language itself, nor most of the people, are passive-aggressive, though the guilt-inducing parent thing seems to be real everywhere. Nor do I mistake puns and homophones (words that sound alike) for hostility. But the take-away I got from these guys' general discussion was that there is so much that can be taken wrong, or used to subtly (or unsubtly) slam other people in a way that lets the person who is being insulting off the hook because "clearly they didn't MEAN any harm" ... that it seemed to me that was the summary of what they were saying. Which is odd, to me.

  • @Joe0Alt
    @Joe0Alt 8 років тому

    This is going to add to the anxiety around christmas, giving is so hard. I don't like giving aftershave as I don't want them to think I'm implying them smell bad.

  • @ivankasonal1366
    @ivankasonal1366 8 років тому +6

    Mike resembles Jackie chan. 😄

  • @AsariGreenfire11
    @AsariGreenfire11 8 років тому

    I use the handkerchief when I have a cold.
    There really good for Ambos Oil.

  • @pinksalamanders
    @pinksalamanders 8 років тому +3

    red ink in your bookkeeping also means you're in debt/losing money.

  • @negautrunks
    @negautrunks 4 роки тому

    I got a really beautiful pair of dressmaking shears with gold handles when i started sewing. There are many beautiful and also special use scissors in the world - they aren't all purple fiskars. It's not uncommon among seamstresses to give each other thread snips and that types of small scissors.

  • @rein0123
    @rein0123 8 років тому +23

    honestly if u give me a clock or things on this list i wont even care abt this.its just too supersticious.coming from a chinese here

    • @shanlovesluan
      @shanlovesluan 8 років тому +4

      yea but then there's the amount of people who do care tho

    • @secala5540
      @secala5540 8 років тому +1

      for me (canto) i wpuld fcking hate it if some1 gave me a clock because I HAVE A PHONE AND A BUNCH OF CLOCKS ALREADY!

  • @RezaBlade
    @RezaBlade 7 років тому +1

    My grandparents all immigrated from Eastern Europe and whenever we give a purse or wallet as a gift, we put a dollar (or more, if it's for a teen or child a quarter will be fine) inside because we express the wish that their wallets will never be empty.
    I have always liked that tradition.
    I also love hearing about other cultures. Thank you gentlemen for sharing these videos with us. ( I hate to receive random flower gifts because they die soon and that symbolism creeps me out, so I much prefer the idea of giving fruit offerings when I visit someone. That is wonderful!)

  • @betongitarre
    @betongitarre 8 років тому +6

    So I should give my chinese friends gold then?

  • @TimChuma
    @TimChuma 8 років тому

    Haven't you heard of the term "the good scissors" in relation to the scissors you are never allowed to use. Usually fabric scissors or one that cost quite a bit more money than the usual ones to cut paper.

  • @TheNyapism
    @TheNyapism 8 років тому +3

    my friend went on vacation in taiwan, he bought a pair of sweet nike back for his girlfriend, then they kinda broke up 2 weeks later :D

  • @dliessmgg
    @dliessmgg 8 років тому

    When you said that a broken mirror represents bad fortune I chuckled a little, because in german speaking culture we have a saying "shards bring luck".

  • @corrsgirl1
    @corrsgirl1 8 років тому +6

    I'd be so bad if no one would buy me books anymore :(

  • @amyrivers9792
    @amyrivers9792 7 років тому

    We give flowers for a lot of occasions for example birthdays, deaths, weddings, get well present, to say sorry, anniversaries, to give a host for hosting you, saying thank you etc etc.

  • @xvzw
    @xvzw 8 років тому +9

    So a chinese can buy these stuff, but I can not give them? bullshit

    • @criskity
      @criskity 8 років тому +1

      Chinese people don't generally give these things to each other. But some, especially younger people don't care so much about these traditions.

    • @xvzw
      @xvzw 8 років тому +2

      CNVideos was not referring to buying for each other. They buy them for themselves

    • @criskity
      @criskity 8 років тому +7

      If you buy something for yourself: 1) You fully know the intent behind it; and 2) you're not being given it. "give" (Chinese: "song") is a key word that adds meaning to some of these phrases. Case in point: "song zhong" (to give a clock) sounds like "song zhong" (to perform last rites). To dispel the curse engendered by being given a clock, some Chinese will give a coin to the giver; thus it is technically being sold, not given.

    • @btsvfighting9940
      @btsvfighting9940 7 років тому +1

      xvzw 😂 Obviously! You can buy those thing for yourself..Including Chinese..But, just don't give it to Chinese as a gift..It's our culture! Btw, I'm Chinese

  • @jaicrawford9882
    @jaicrawford9882 5 років тому

    No no handkerchiefs in UK now we put oil on it (essential oil) for smelling

  • @kiaratomassinivelez5905
    @kiaratomassinivelez5905 8 років тому +3

    what happen if is raining and
    i give the chinese person an umbrella?

    • @windsorus
      @windsorus 8 років тому +10

      they are talking more like gifts. not in that instance.

    • @5617MONSTER
      @5617MONSTER 8 років тому +2

      actually the youth dont care about receiving umbrella now , but opening one umbrella under roof is really forbidden because thats the way to see ghosts.. LOL

    • @periwinkle2881
      @periwinkle2881 8 років тому +1

      +Kai when mike was opening the umbrella i was screaming "nooo!!" Haha

  • @eijonasson
    @eijonasson 6 років тому

    Wow...so impressed
    with the info you are sharing .
    So interesting.
    I live in a mostly Asian city...
    Vancouver, British Columbia Canada is for sure
    more Asian than Anglo.
    Information makes life less of a mystery .

  • @Lonelyeco
    @Lonelyeco 8 років тому +5

    What's you P.O. Box Mike? I wanna give you one of my books I wrote. 😀

  • @SongofBeauty
    @SongofBeauty 8 років тому

    Mike is right giving flowers is a big western thing. We do it all the time. Like all the time like any special occasions. And I think Mexicans even more than Americans too we LOVE floral arrangements it's always flowers even where there's is another gift involved it's the gift plus flowers.

  • @mandykarevicius9746
    @mandykarevicius9746 7 років тому +9

    As a Jew, give me money. I'll handle the rest.

  • @burningfrog7986
    @burningfrog7986 8 років тому

    4:29 mike's pout is adorable

  • @GratiaCountryman
    @GratiaCountryman 8 років тому +3

    Now that you've listed the things not to give, what are the most auspicious things to give Chinese person? What are the things you definitely should give?

    • @radiorob7543
      @radiorob7543 8 років тому

      Good question.
      Side note: Love your cat. Not sure, but I think cats aren't liked much by the Chinese. Unless stir-fried.

    • @GratiaCountryman
      @GratiaCountryman 8 років тому +2

      Radio Rob According to recent surveys, dog and cat eating in China is confined to a few cities. In most cities, the great majority of the people don't eat dog or cat. It's actually a rare practice in China, and a growing majority of Chinese believe the practice should be banned. You are stereotyping Chinese. By the way some Swiss people eat cat meat, but would you put a similar remark below a video posted by a Swiss person? Do you think that the two young men who run this account agree with dog and cat eating just because of their ancestry? Also, this is the avatar I use across all my Google accounts. I'm not changing it because you have engaged in stereotypes.

    • @GratiaCountryman
      @GratiaCountryman 8 років тому

      +Double Chen please read this comment and the reply and respond.

    • @radiorob7543
      @radiorob7543 8 років тому

      I was trying to complement you by saying good question. Then again, by saying I like your cat. Which I do by trying to find homes for strays.
      So then, you come back at me with this crap? Go f*ck yourself b*tch.

    • @radiorob7543
      @radiorob7543 8 років тому

      I was trying to complement you by saying good question. Then again, by
      saying I like your cat. Which I do by trying to find homes for strays.
      So then, you come back at me with this crap? Go f*ck yourself b*tch.

  • @vertigq5126
    @vertigq5126 Рік тому

    Thanks guys!

  • @klarisdavis5486
    @klarisdavis5486 8 років тому +3

    Nooo it's traditional chinese.... T-T

  • @nicolewilliams6052
    @nicolewilliams6052 7 років тому +2

    Chocolate is always a welcome gift, and never means DEATH.

  • @sookieginger9147
    @sookieginger9147 8 років тому +4

    I really do not like dan... his presentation is not natural... he seem trying too hard to be cool.

    • @userqwr924
      @userqwr924 7 років тому +1

      Sookie ginger oh wow I didnt know I could see someone with the same feeling as I do here. He has emphasized in another video that he's kind of "westernlized" (I know it is wrong spelling) but to me his presentation doesnt look authentically western. And of course not Chinese either.

    • @sookieginger9147
      @sookieginger9147 7 років тому

      Vivian Yunzhe Sun Yeah... the way he speaks and his gestures does not seem to be his own... it is almost he practiced in front of mirror to look cool or something. The other guy's presentation is good. Happy new year! Well, if he lives in US or a similar country, he can be westernized, which is ok, but he seem like he is trying too hard to be westernized, which makes his presentation very unnatural. Like he is dying to be twinky (yellow outside but think white inside---- referring to Asian who think they are white). FYI--- I am Asian.

    • @userqwr924
      @userqwr924 7 років тому

      Sookie ginger haha same, and Happy New Year too ☺

    • @postagestamp8651
      @postagestamp8651 6 років тому

      I thought it was banana,, not egg.

  • @sharinmythoughts2510
    @sharinmythoughts2510 3 роки тому

    😂🤣😂🤣
    I love scissors too!!💞💞💞
    My daughter gave me scissors I think for Christmas..
    They were a very nice pair of kitchen scissors 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲😋

  • @marleenb2979
    @marleenb2979 4 роки тому

    We do bring flowers, depending on the occasion. If there is something to celebrate most peiple do, and friends or relatives can bring flowers on other occasions as well

  • @callmeHunny3009
    @callmeHunny3009 8 років тому +2

    lol... last year, I gave one of my Chinese friends an umbrella (the cute pinky one) because she said she needed a new umbrella after her old one's broken...
    well, she loved it!

    • @raymondchen7216
      @raymondchen7216 8 років тому

      Actually we are not so care about those so-called bad meanings... lol

    • @callmeHunny3009
      @callmeHunny3009 8 років тому

      +Raymond Chen lol.. thanks! makes me feel much better 😆

  • @BachDevotee
    @BachDevotee 5 років тому

    So fun to hear customs of other countries--makes it tricky when they are opposites, though! For example, I was taught it is common in Germany--almost expected--to give flowers (not roses) to the lady of the house when you go to visit someone! Thanks for the videos, guys! :D

  • @vectorvee6535
    @vectorvee6535 8 років тому

    Subscribed. Love you guys. So funny and informative =)

  • @StickyRice43
    @StickyRice43 8 років тому

    Lol my bf's mom gave me scissors as a gift xD but we connect through sewing, and it was a super high end fabric shear. Even came with a case :)

  • @sosmcs
    @sosmcs 8 років тому +2

    Yes plzzzz a video about an Asian/Chinese wedding would be awesome

  • @kativ46
    @kativ46 3 роки тому

    HYSterical and so lovely. So informative, thank you Chens

  • @amyhaigh1079
    @amyhaigh1079 8 років тому

    The red ink thing is definitely a no-no for some older people here in the UK. My Nan won't send Christmas cards that have any red writing on, for example.

  • @ChinkyRiceCake
    @ChinkyRiceCake 8 років тому

    I feel you on the office supplies dan!! LOLOL I love stationary!

  • @fairlymoon448
    @fairlymoon448 8 років тому

    There were moments in this vid mike where you totally looked like Jackie Chan! That flowers bit, lol.