I can only imagine Theresa is telling Henry every detail of her murders and telling him that she spent how many hours punching and stabbing livestock lol.
Come to think of it. Rocky (the boxing movie), he trains by punching beef. I like to think that Theresa is the trainer for Henry and watching him punch cows... and she just starts yelling... "You're a BUUUUUMMMMM Henry!"
You know that date that Henry and Theresa go on, the Broken Wheel? It ends with a fight no matter what. I like to think that Theresa and Henry started the fight. It is sort of the same how couples may share a dessert a little milk shake together. No no, they share beating up some poor schmuck who got in their way. I guess they're lucky they didn't end with an arrow in their head.
“Running just makes me harder.” Goddamn that caught me cracking up. I’ve found myself binge watching your videos at the moment and I’m loving them, great work!
I guess in the second episode Theresa will quickscope some cumans with a bow and then go on a mace skull-wrecking rampage instead of being caught by them and having to sneak away
lol, someone has been peaking at my hard drive. I have not edited it quite yet, but there is a little bow a little mace here and there. Also a little sword makes an appearance. :P The one thing I do not remember is that I do not think I did a stealth kill the entire time. They give you the option to stealth kill one of the cumans, the game almost begs you to do it, but I do not think I did in this play through.
That would be a heck of a game actually. Henry and Theresa walking through all of Bohemia towns, like a pair of bandits, looting and killing all their way to fame. Sort of like the 1403 version of Bonnie and Clyde.
The only thing that I think playing as Theresa if it was built into the game (after a Woman's Lot) would be to make her quest line tied more to the millers and be a stealing/stealth bonanza, where fighting is a really tough option (especially since she gets basically no perks). All her quests led up to a biggest heist in all of Bohemia. Someone needs to make a mod of that :P I do not know what they would steal, maybe Sir Han's cod piece?
Random fact.This guy you can play against has rigged dices as well , you can stealth him and steal them ... i know beacause i did not spend 70 hours in the tutorial
Hmm, you know I never looted him by stealth kill or I do not remember about rigged dice. I think while I did this with Henry if you stealth knock out, he never could sit still anymore whenever he seen me, so I could not get another game in while at Skaltiz. They nerfed Theresa because she can not stealth knockout, even with 20 strength. :/ She gets the Stealth kill in the 2nd part of the DLC, but not knockout. No idea why.
@@helicalgoose Henry works for stealth, at some point after wiping everyone with stealth this guy , the horse one , the market on the other side were the only one left with enough attempts there is a possibility to do it but there is a need for a good stealth skill as well. I don't remember if i killed him or the game allowed me to pickpocket him , but i got his clothes , so i don't think he was alive in the end , i think the die was ,,odd die"
I think it is the game wanting you to Role-play as the character and do it properly. Like you're actually Theresa. But in my head Theresa is a blood goddess of war, soooo I guess I still RP correctly? Is that how RPing works?
@@helicalgoose And it still kind of works! It blew my mind how she has lines when someone surrenders, or that line with that tournament guy, fucking couldn't stop laughing
That dress is absurdly expensive! Even selling out all the beef to the other merchants, you will barely be able to buy that dress. (The tailor merchant does not take beef as currency, the heathen!) The only reliable way to get that dress is to do the archery competition doing 21 arrows four times. (140 profit each win). But uhhh, I was going to get that darn dress if it was going to kill me, or them. :P And that blue party dress, was way below Theresa's standards. Knowing her father, he must of picked it off a corpse in the river. :/
@@helicalgoose I know that I somehow got the money to buy it .... but I canr remember how. But I think it also involved collecting some flowers (?). All I can remeber is that it was grindy ...
@@eliasredlich4231 Yah the oinment seller is the other trader that does not buy beef but only flowers. I almost consider doing that, but after a 10 mins of picking flowers for 20 groschen I was like heck no, ill put up with archer. Super grindy, like they almost did not want you to have that dress. And I feel slightly insulted, Theresa should be able to keep that dress on in the main game when you get back. I earned it!
@@sininepart4669 lol there may of been some murder going on your side that was bring that price back up :P I had to resist committing crimes for awhile to keep the price down lol.
I 100% agree with you. I was editing this video for longer than I want to admit and was really annoyed by this. I will say the next video will have the same problem, but I think I will fix this in the future since I found the problem. The thing my recorder was doing is recording the game audio and microphone audio on the same track. Meaning I can not increase the game volume even if I wanted to, not without blowing out the ears of everyone when I start talking. I have spent a few hours and figured out how to do this. So, thank you for saying that, I completely agree and I will say I have it being fixed in the near future, but not next week sadly :(
I know you thought that 360 joke with the Xbox sound was very clever, but if they did a 360, they'd still be running towards you.... I think the number you were really looking for was 180...
I know I have seen that dice before lol. This makes more sense why it was bothering me. I cut out a large portion of me muttering to myself about that dice. But thanks, I completely forgot about that :P
That is true, which I was sad when that happened. However, the last time you see him at Vanrik or the bandit hideout. If you bust yourself out without his help you can kill him. And since he does not show up in the rest of game no matter what, I assume he stays dead this time too. :P
Theresa "Yes Henry, when the Quman's got to Skalitz there were only ten villagers left, they took them from me", Henry "I think I'll skip the romance option this playthrough"
Probably the one decision that saved his own life. The moment Henry would date Theresa and he even steps close to the bathhouse, an arrow would come out of nowhere and take him down :P
This dlc does make me wonder if they initially had the idea of you playing as either Theresa or Henry with different storylines for each, but scrapped the idea to time and budget constraints. I wouldn’t put it past them for this to be the case, Warhorse was really ambitious with the game and I’d assume they had a lot of big ideas they wanted, but realized they couldn’t come through on yet. Would’ve been interesting if that was the case, especially if both stories happen regardless of the choice. So like if you choose her, Henry still does his own arc in the background while you progress and vice versa.
Hmm, I do not think that they had something that far of playing either or, especially since they were more tied to the "realism" or keep it historically accurate. I am just not certain what Theresa would do. I mean you can make her a top front line warrior, but I want to say that was unintentional but still fun to do. If she is not fighting in the whole game, what game would she have? They might have something more creative than I can think of at the moment. But I agree it could be interesting to see a split game progress all the way through rather than just Skaltiz, I mean she could be a master thief sooo there is that. :P
@@helicalgoose yeah what I was thinking is that Theresa’s arc might be a more underhanded stealth/speech based story. So like none of the man at arms and war stuff. Maybe she’s in on sabotage/espionage against Toth and the rest? Wouldn’t quite be my cup of tea, as my idea of stealth is coming in with clanking armor and trying my best impression of Robert Baratheon at the Trident, but I’m sure there’s some that would enjoy a stealth based storyline over a combat based one. Anyways tho you’re probably right that it wasn’t an initial idea, but it is interesting to think about, especially when in this she’s honestly stronger than Henry was, feels like she’s wasting away at that mill lmao
The crazy part is that I trained for about 6-9 hours killing cows without recording and nothing like that happened. I have seen three cows stack on top of each other than escape. But not the jump like that. I cut most of it out, but I think I laughed and could not stop talking about it for about 3 minutes straight.
When you said "oh Johanka, you're not immortal anymore!" I was actually confused because I murdered Zbyshek, Johanka, and some other quest characters in the prologue without any problems lol. All in all, I collected 22 sets of keys from Skalitz without being caught for anything
Yah same here, I think there is confusion when I was making this video. I think during normal Skalitz with Henry, she is not invulnerable and you can kill her, but she respawns, same with Zbyshek. But in this DLC I believe she can not be officially killed, just knocked out. I think you can not even attack Zbyshek in this DLC which is a crying shame. I had plans for that boy before I started this :(
Fun fact you might not know. If you Kill every named NPC (that can die) then they will stay dead... Until you kill RUNT!! After killing Runt most if not every NPC will come back to life. A good way to find this out is by killing Johanka then return to her location after killing Runt. (She is found outside the monastery with a bunch of injured and hurt people. The monastary is the place filled with monks) Feel free to make a video about this! I found out by using godmode and going on a killing spree in every town/city. Edit: My theory is that after completing certain story segments of the game, there are separate maps that the creators use to keep you from missing certain side missions and DLC quests. Its more of a just in case thing ig lol
I will have to take a look at this once again. I know I have "liberated" Skalitz before and even before you kill runt they are back alive. One video I have done is the escaping skalitz before tutorial is over, by beef jumping and if you go back to Rattay where most of them exists, and they will be alive. Example is Bernard and his wife, also Kunnesh. But this is just proof of them having doppelgangers around. But what you're sayings that kill them before Pritz mission to kill Runt, and they will stay dead. Hmm, I do like that. I will have to take a look at it more closely. I do not think there are any quests between intro and Runt that requires you to mingle with Skaltiz people. Except, for being a guard around Rattay and dealing with Begger Jane. The interesting part is that even if you kill Begger Jane like 1 minute before starting that mission, she just magically comes back alive, but she may be quest specific. Uhhh, long story short I will keep this in mind and if I find something along the lines that can break the game with it I will do it and give you the credit :D I do appreciate the hints to go look at part of the game. There is still so much of this game that I do not know about.
@@helicalgoose Yea! My suggestion is after killing Runt, kill a bunch of quest specific characters again and then see if they respawn after a certain point in the story. For example. Maybe they respawn again after being captured and tortured. Who knows? I haven't done any further research to see if they only respawn after Runt is killed. Thanks for reading!!
@@FrankByDaylight Yah thanks for the idea. :) Off the top of my head I know that certain NPCs do respawn, but not even important ones do after you kill Runt. For example I know that Fritz who hang out at Sassu by the Inn. I killed him and he never came back. Or not after 20 in game days. I think certain people they stay down. Now Alex in Rattay I think you get the poaching quest from him. He does come back alive which is odd. But I am guessing that if you kill Fritz and he comes back alive, he might have something to say to Henry about killing him the first time :P But yah certain people do stay dead. The only problem with this is that it just eliminates side quests but not really break the game. :/ Maybe I can put it together with some small ideas I have found, but I do not think I could do a full video about it without disappointing people if that makes sense :) But I do like the idea, I just got to take a closer look and maybe there is something there that I have not thought of yet :)
@@helicalgoose Oh! Actually I did accidently break my game by doing this (i think) Basically my kill everyone save file is at the part where you need to find that old knight before you sneak into the monastery. But the catch is for some reason my game wont register reading his quest book if i kill him. And if i let him live is still says "catch the knight" or whatever his name is. I think i killed a really important NPC and it bugged the quest. Maybe you can find what im missing! I think a good start is trying to kill a few NPC's in that quest BEFORE activating the cutscene where you have to chase the knight. Happy hunting!
The candle wax thing might be good too, but I would probably go with some colored tape or post-it note. But points on the creativity :D Hot candle wax and trying to get it directly on one spot of your screen sounds difficult or I haven't played with candles in awhile.
Oh god I was so worried about that sword. It goes straight across her neck like oh god. I mean she could just be making a slit your throat gesture to her father. :P And Oh god Victoria Hogan might be traumatized by killing all of Skaltiz. Wait till next video where we get some Cumans, she might like that better :P
the things i did to win at gambling in this game.... started hearing stories from the villagers not to have any lucky dice lest the dice wraith haunts your pockets
I am always curious how people win with no lucky dice at all. Even with "loaded dice" the NPCs can sometimes just wipe the floor with me then I have to go on another murder rampage.
@@helicalgoose some lucky dice look like normal dice, always check the pockets of the gambler you're going against. also, make sure that the lucky dice that you have mesh well with each other. some may be equal dice, some odd, some just lucky. build around their designations to maximise getting straights, trips, four/five of a kind and such
Oh for certain! But even when I pickpocket those lucky dice off people, somehow with the normal dice they had left over they still come out swinging with 3000 scoring rolls and then my "lucky dice" just start farting out losers. I should say too, this is without the perk that gives you better throws. And in Theresa case, she can not get any perks, meaning her dice game is awful :(
In the hardcore Henry run, the Theresa part, I actually did pass that speech check somehow with 20 strength but still absurd. There is another one with Matthew, where you're trying to get him away from the house to steal his dice, I have not been able to pass that. Near max charisma, nice dress, speech potion, and max out strength with bloody weapon, nada he won't budge. That particular line I am certain does not exist :P
I haven't played the dlc but the bailiff was also my favorite character in the main game because of his gambeson, mace, sword, and noble's red hood. He is also the easiest guard to beat in a fight lol
Theresa is actually one of the perfect characters to play as. I mean she can be tough at the same time she is part of (family to) the millers or the thieves faction of KCD. I would say that 90% of the players of KCD are a bunch of thieves already I mean Theresa is a match. Henry has too many "principles" as trying to RP him does not work out as well. But I do like Theresa, she is the best girl of KCD.
@@helicalgoose my Henry only has principals when it comes to speech checks lmfao, when I went for the pilgrimage in the 2nd part of woman's lot dlc, with johanka, I beat up some cumans after stumbling upon them by accident, then "accidentally" got the alpha male wolf while trying to wash myself, rip johanka
@@Otgel lol, I do love the "accidents" that happen on the road during pilgrimages :P But it is strange yet funny to pass the speech checks with Johanka and yet it makes her even madder. She is just jealous of Henry's good luck of finding valuable things on fresh corpses :P
@@helicalgoose johanka gets on my nerves so much i may get this dlc just to kill her off. I never got womans lot because of all the reviews on the xbox store saying it was buggy and broke their game. Whats your opinion on the matter
38:51 you know what you should've done here or should do on another video, is the Half Life 1 ending thing where G-Man says, "Time -- Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services." That scene is one of the most disturbing and menacing things I've ever seen in a game and it's so weird because if Gordon Freeman doesn't walk through the "door" to his next mission, he'll essentially be transported to the shadow realm // death. That would be a crazy cool/funny edit
@@helicalgoose btw, you asked about the "very light bow" you looted from the archery combatant miners. They exist in the normal game. You can pick it up after (spoiler) sir hans capon got ambushed by cumans. I think it only spawns if you accompany him with your own horse, then it will lay on the ground right next to sir Hans.
@@spielverderberlindings5151 That is some very good attention to detail, I actually never noticed it! I think you might be able to get them by "incapacitating" other archery tournament participants ;) Never tested it, but that might be worth it.
**Sigismund and his army of bloodthirsty Cumans come over the hill** **Knocks the gate down** Cumans: “AARRHH-“ **Sees all the villagers Theresa has already murdered** Cumans: “Oh…oh my God 😨”
Not just murdered, but all stripped of all their possessions. The Cumans didn't even get the chance to pick up any loot :( Poor Cumans are questioning their decision coming to Bohemia.
@@helicalgoose I've never even seen that much cash in hardcore pt before. I'm literally just out of skallitz ran to uzhitz to learn to read. Decided to stay the night and rob the town blind. Saw the dice player make his way to bed and thought sure why not. 1865G Can't be sure but I may have seen him playing against the bailiff earlier in the evening.
I will have to take a look at that again sometime later. I know in Uzhitz there are a few things that you can easily grab. One is the Inn, there is a 1k necklace if you just get the room at the inn and steal that piece. No one guards it and I think it is a pretty low level lock. Also, I am not certain how different hardcore mode is compared to regular, other than the no compass or fast travel, food situation, and maybe some other things. But I do not know if the money goes down too, which could be a welcomed change from owning half Bohemia after a few trips to Skalitz :P
I loved this DLC because I come the background of stealth FPS (Thief, System Shock, Deus Ex), so having an underpowered player that require sneaking is reminiscence of that type of gameplay. I see that a lot of .....mainstream gamers hate this DLC because of lack of patience perhaps. I care less about the actual quest and more just leveling up my character.
I never thought about the aspect of underpowered characters sort of deal :P The reason that comes to my mind why people hate this DLC is about how they get trapped into playing the whole thing at the same time a bunch of people just accidentally wander into it and have no idea what is going on. Otherwise IMO it is average. I am not a big story person, but all the voice acting is top notch and the cut scenes are great so I can't be too harsh on it.
I believe u can find another dice, right outside the Henry's house, try looting the "chicken houses"? I dunno what they r called, but yeah, Really fun video uwu
@@helicalgoose oh sorry, i went back to double checked & it wasn't there :( just another case of false memory. sorry for the fake news XD but hey i have question, are you gonna "channel" your inner psycho into some other videogames :D? hitman series might be a nice place to look into uwu.
Hah! I just started this quest. I was really surprised you can actually start shit around town haha First thing I did was set my dog on some guards to see if I could :D
Ah, I am not certain how good is that dice. Also I think there are only two dice sets (not including killing the gambler) that you can obtain in this DLC. The other being Henry's beta dice and that is awful, or Theresa was not happy about the groschen she lost.
@@helicalgoose by softlocked, I mean I couldn't continue quests because the NPCs all either run away from me or the button to talk to them in greyed out lol. I think I just killed them too many times, or maybe got caught killing them too many times
OOOOOooo I see what you mean here. Yah, the *do not attack* tags are not put on all the characters that run quests. It is possible to really screw stuff up, and not in the fun way, just the annoying, like please talk to me I want to progress way.
I don't know what it is about the Theresa DLC, I found myself needlessly killing more people too!!! Maybe it's just because it's so much funnier to see this downtrodden woman running around murdering people. The Bianca quest alone probably took me 2 hours before I quit shooting her with arrows and laughing hysterically.
I mean Bianca was asking for it! When she was asking for that ring that Theresa found! Oh heck no girl! But overall torturing Skaltiz as Theresa is way more fun, I think its partly a challenge.
lol, I had a crackpot thought in my head to play I think is the British National anthem, because I was thinking this was for the king. I think it might be god save the king or something like that :P
Haha, flipping the "Woman's Lot" DLC on its head is one of the best things. And just having Theresa feel like she was pushed away by the village and turned into a world class killer is just a great thing in back of my head.
This is one of the best 'challenges' in KCD I have ever seen! Hilarious - and scary at the same time. lol However, am I taking crazy pills - or did her... umm... chest size significantly decrease? (Also no, I'm not one of those people ;) - it's just so obvious during her sword practice with Henry.)
Inside Skalitz Henry kills everyone to level up. Outside Skalitz Theresa kills everyone after dealing with their bs. Cumans arrive to see the entire village dead and two people covered in blood with large smiles on their face. Cumans flee. The end!
@@Gaston-Melchiori I would say it took me around 4 hours? But then again I was walking beef back and forth to break up the monotony of killing cows. I do not recommend it unless you plan to burn down Skaltiz yourself ;)
No mod needed. If you're playing on PC you can add it in temporarily with console commands "wh_pl_showfirecursor 1" Honestly it just makes the archery bearable especially when I am just trying to have fun. I think it is only for PC though.
Almost anyone you wanted :P Some people in Skalitz are blessed (or cursed) with immortality. But you can still beat them up till your heart contents :P
@@helicalgoose I picked this game back after 3 years and bought the DLCs. Great decision! I typically play all UA-cam vids on 1.5x speed haha so your audio was perfect. By far the best content creator I have found for this game, I'll have to check out what else you have on your channel
@@KillAWhale666 I can't remember, but I think I was playing my older videos at 10% faster because I thought it would compensate for my bad mic? No idea what I was thinking. But the Hardcore Henry series would be the most recent "breaking the game on the hardest mode" with the extra levels of stupidity. I think I sort of got into the flow of the proper timing and editing after the 2nd or 3rd episode. So if you check it out, watch out for the sound effects and little repetitive going on in the first couple, but other people told me about it, so I fixed it out. But enjoy :D
First off. I love how you just dropped all the armor at the victim's feet every time Secondly I just started the DLC and I wanted to know some pointers how to max out the stats that you can get while playing as Theresa. Right now all I'm doing is going around collecting herbs and selling them to get extra savior schnapps but I want to be able to max out the other combat stats before the cumans. And also where you got the first dress. Right now I'm just running around as her in her sleeping outfit. I took off all the clothes so they don't get dirty so that way I can put them on during cutscenes and she'll still perfect clothes on but wanted to know where you got that other dress. I know where to get that fancy dress that you put on at the end. But I want to max out some stats before I take her out and take her dress So I just need some pointers to help max out the stats and where I can get some weapons early on and where is the archery area
This DLC does have that effect on me too. It is slow and sometimes seems pointless. I know its about the lore and story telling which is great. But I think the thing that went wrong is that I came into the quest fresh off wiping out twenty bandits with bloody ears all tied around my neck. And now I am expected to listen to Zbshek or whatever! I can not even kill him! Bah. But the DLC is not all bad :P
This is fucking the worst DLC I've ever played in any game. I'm in the middle of starting to have fun with Henry, got coin hunting and was thinking of going to go shop for some armor... you know planning ahead, getting invested in the game. Then randomly I talk to Theresa and I can't escape doing generic "fetch quests" back to back to back. Makes sense to get a dog at the end because you basically play as a dog for the entire village in this DLC.
Honestly I agree with you about 75% Getting tossed into this DLC without the option to leave it seems a bit uggh. Like they could've given us the option to leave and allowed us to "pick up the story" by Henry coming back if anyone wants to. In the future it might of worked out better like that. This DLC is more of just telling the story of what happened in Skalitz, but meh. Great for story telling, but for players that want to do some good actions, this DLC dragged on. Good DLC for story telling but sort of poorly communicated to what you were getting into to...my main advice if you're still struggling through it, load the closest save and say screw this, unless you want to know more. The ending prize of a "shield" is not worth it. I like the story, but I still need to murder anything :P
The reason they said I believe was that the armor was not made to fit women. I will give them that, but helmets! Come on! I wanted to put on a cuman facemask! Eh, to be honest Theresa was already over powered without any armor ;)
Yah, if you haven't played the game before, then none of this will make sense. Or if you like to play the game by the standard rules then yah this will come across just annoying.
I can only imagine Theresa is telling Henry every detail of her murders and telling him that she spent how many hours punching and stabbing livestock lol.
Come to think of it.
Rocky (the boxing movie), he trains by punching beef.
I like to think that Theresa is the trainer for Henry and watching him punch cows...
and she just starts yelling...
"You're a BUUUUUMMMMM Henry!"
Truly a pair meant for each other.
And considering that Henry may have used the cow exploit as well, he might believe her.
@@helicalgoose Brilliant movie, a pretty funny comparison you have made there
@@helicalgooseBetter than chasing chickens and looking like a Kentucky fried idiot.
Unironnically my favorite youtuber at the moment.
You honor me. :P
Hopefully I get a bit better with all this editing to keep being the favorite.
Same. Love his humor.
@@shadmansudipto7287 Aww, you all are too kind :P
Hopefully I can keep it up for you all :)
Same. Been off work for a few days ill and have been binge-watching this channel. He has a great personality.
@@helicalgoose honestly I’m agreeing here. You’re my favourite youtuber atm. It’s just the perfect content for me
Henry and Theresa are wonderful couple! God bless.
You know that date that Henry and Theresa go on, the Broken Wheel?
It ends with a fight no matter what.
I like to think that Theresa and Henry started the fight.
It is sort of the same how couples may share a dessert a little milk shake together.
No no, they share beating up some poor schmuck who got in their way.
I guess they're lucky they didn't end with an arrow in their head.
Jesus Christ be praised!
"Henry and Theresa have come to see us...Jesus Christ!"
12:21
"That's why Tinker gets to live"
A moment later:
*FEEDING TINKER WITH DOG MEAT*
Tinker always eats what he kills.
It wouldn't be fair if Theresa stole his meal ;)
@@helicalgoose theresa should do that too. Extreme waste of food otherwise.
This has got to be the most psycopathic way to play the game. The editing is hilariously great.
lol, I always like to think that Theresa was not just part of a family of thieves, but thief assassins and this is the proper way to play the DLC :P
“Running just makes me harder.”
Goddamn that caught me cracking up. I’ve found myself binge watching your videos at the moment and I’m loving them, great work!
Thanks for replying with this quote :P
I always like to think that Theresa is shouting this as she chases down a miner with a bloody mace ;)
20:07 Just casually feeding dead chickens with a sword in her hand
Honestly, one of the best things out of this entire DLC :P
It really shows the true character of Theresa!
I guess in the second episode Theresa will quickscope some cumans with a bow and then go on a mace skull-wrecking rampage instead of being caught by them and having to sneak away
lol, someone has been peaking at my hard drive.
I have not edited it quite yet, but there is a little bow a little mace here and there.
Also a little sword makes an appearance. :P
The one thing I do not remember is that I do not think I did a stealth kill the entire time.
They give you the option to stealth kill one of the cumans, the game almost begs you to do it, but I do not think I did in this play through.
Henry and Theresa are perfect for each other just a couple of murder hobos
That would be a heck of a game actually.
Henry and Theresa walking through all of Bohemia towns, like a pair of bandits, looting and killing all their way to fame.
Sort of like the 1403 version of Bonnie and Clyde.
Sort of wish they had a divergence where you could choose Henry or Theresa cause tbh she's kind of a badass
The only thing that I think playing as Theresa if it was built into the game (after a Woman's Lot) would be to make her quest line tied more to the millers and be a stealing/stealth bonanza, where fighting is a really tough option (especially since she gets basically no perks).
All her quests led up to a biggest heist in all of Bohemia.
Someone needs to make a mod of that :P
I do not know what they would steal, maybe Sir Han's cod piece?
@@helicalgoose ääää
Random fact.This guy you can play against has rigged dices as well , you can stealth him and steal them ... i know beacause i did not spend 70 hours in the tutorial
Hmm, you know I never looted him by stealth kill or I do not remember about rigged dice.
I think while I did this with Henry if you stealth knock out, he never could sit still anymore whenever he seen me, so I could not get another game in while at Skaltiz.
They nerfed Theresa because she can not stealth knockout, even with 20 strength. :/
She gets the Stealth kill in the 2nd part of the DLC, but not knockout.
No idea why.
@@helicalgoose Henry works for stealth, at some point after wiping everyone with stealth this guy , the horse one , the market on the other side were the only one left with enough attempts there is a possibility to do it but there is a need for a good stealth skill as well.
I don't remember if i killed him or the game allowed me to pickpocket him , but i got his clothes , so i don't think he was alive in the end , i think the die was ,,odd die"
There's just something so fascinating about breaking this game in particular
I think it is the game wanting you to Role-play as the character and do it properly.
Like you're actually Theresa.
But in my head Theresa is a blood goddess of war, soooo I guess I still RP correctly? Is that how RPing works?
@@helicalgoose And it still kind of works! It blew my mind how she has lines when someone surrenders, or that line with that tournament guy, fucking couldn't stop laughing
4:40 "I'm more of a mace person" I'M DEAD
lol.
Maces are for killing cowards in armor.
Swords are for killing cowards in clothing :P
When I played that dlc my main goal was to buy that damn dress from the merchant. And then my dad made me wear that other stupid dress :|
That dress is absurdly expensive!
Even selling out all the beef to the other merchants, you will barely be able to buy that dress.
(The tailor merchant does not take beef as currency, the heathen!)
The only reliable way to get that dress is to do the archery competition doing 21 arrows four times. (140 profit each win).
But uhhh, I was going to get that darn dress if it was going to kill me, or them. :P
And that blue party dress, was way below Theresa's standards.
Knowing her father, he must of picked it off a corpse in the river. :/
@@helicalgoose I know that I somehow got the money to buy it .... but I canr remember how. But I think it also involved collecting some flowers (?). All I can remeber is that it was grindy ...
Same for me :D I kept going back to buy it and it got more expensive every time.
@@eliasredlich4231 Yah the oinment seller is the other trader that does not buy beef but only flowers. I almost consider doing that, but after a 10 mins of picking flowers for 20 groschen I was like heck no, ill put up with archer.
Super grindy, like they almost did not want you to have that dress.
And I feel slightly insulted, Theresa should be able to keep that dress on in the main game when you get back. I earned it!
@@sininepart4669 lol there may of been some murder going on your side that was bring that price back up :P
I had to resist committing crimes for awhile to keep the price down lol.
33:11
This segment is just beautiful, all running to the “dead” bailiff.
I wish I could bottle moment, it just makes me so happy every time I see it.
And technically the bailiff is not dead, just incapacitated ;)
the ingame volume is a bit too quiet
I 100% agree with you.
I was editing this video for longer than I want to admit and was really annoyed by this.
I will say the next video will have the same problem, but I think I will fix this in the future since I found the problem.
The thing my recorder was doing is recording the game audio and microphone audio on the same track.
Meaning I can not increase the game volume even if I wanted to, not without blowing out the ears of everyone when I start talking.
I have spent a few hours and figured out how to do this.
So, thank you for saying that, I completely agree and I will say I have it being fixed in the near future, but not next week sadly :(
“Undress all the men”
-Helical, 2021
I have not been able to wear pants since this video.
She stole all my clothes :(
Please Theresa, I have to go to work, give them back!
I know you thought that 360 joke with the Xbox sound was very clever, but if they did a 360, they'd still be running towards you.... I think the number you were really looking for was 180...
Haha, you're very correct about that :P
I think the lack of sleep while editing this video alder my brain a bit.
I honestly did not catch this!
@@helicalgoose loll I get too OCD about that sort of thing. Every time you did it, my inner voice said "REEEEEEEE!!" hahaha
@@helicalgoose ROFL I like the way you think - I can accept this.
27:20 another one is in chest with clothes hans capon gives you before you meet hanush at beggining of this robber baron quest
I know I have seen that dice before lol.
This makes more sense why it was bothering me.
I cut out a large portion of me muttering to myself about that dice.
But thanks, I completely forgot about that :P
@@helicalgoose I meant bow, thought you might want get one for Henry
I've spent a long time trying to kill zybeshek. You can do it but he's always alive when u return to skallitz.
That is true, which I was sad when that happened.
However, the last time you see him at Vanrik or the bandit hideout.
If you bust yourself out without his help you can kill him. And since he does not show up in the rest of game no matter what, I assume he stays dead this time too. :P
Theresa "Yes Henry, when the Quman's got to Skalitz there were only ten villagers left, they took them from me", Henry "I think I'll skip the romance option this playthrough"
Probably the one decision that saved his own life.
The moment Henry would date Theresa and he even steps close to the bathhouse, an arrow would come out of nowhere and take him down :P
35:55 run bailif, run, warn the wolks in Talmberg, tell them cumans came a day earlier😂
"And don't forget about Kuttenberg"
Haha, I really do wish I could use AI voice to make that line from Theresa. It would be great fun to have that in the game :P
This dlc does make me wonder if they initially had the idea of you playing as either Theresa or Henry with different storylines for each, but scrapped the idea to time and budget constraints.
I wouldn’t put it past them for this to be the case, Warhorse was really ambitious with the game and I’d assume they had a lot of big ideas they wanted, but realized they couldn’t come through on yet.
Would’ve been interesting if that was the case, especially if both stories happen regardless of the choice. So like if you choose her, Henry still does his own arc in the background while you progress and vice versa.
Hmm, I do not think that they had something that far of playing either or, especially since they were more tied to the "realism" or keep it historically accurate.
I am just not certain what Theresa would do. I mean you can make her a top front line warrior, but I want to say that was unintentional but still fun to do.
If she is not fighting in the whole game, what game would she have? They might have something more creative than I can think of at the moment.
But I agree it could be interesting to see a split game progress all the way through rather than just Skaltiz, I mean she could be a master thief sooo there is that. :P
@@helicalgoose yeah what I was thinking is that Theresa’s arc might be a more underhanded stealth/speech based story. So like none of the man at arms and war stuff.
Maybe she’s in on sabotage/espionage against Toth and the rest? Wouldn’t quite be my cup of tea, as my idea of stealth is coming in with clanking armor and trying my best impression of Robert Baratheon at the Trident, but I’m sure there’s some that would enjoy a stealth based storyline over a combat based one.
Anyways tho you’re probably right that it wasn’t an initial idea, but it is interesting to think about, especially when in this she’s honestly stronger than Henry was, feels like she’s wasting away at that mill lmao
3:31 apparently cow can escape
The crazy part is that I trained for about 6-9 hours killing cows without recording and nothing like that happened.
I have seen three cows stack on top of each other than escape.
But not the jump like that.
I cut most of it out, but I think I laughed and could not stop talking about it for about 3 minutes straight.
When you said "oh Johanka, you're not immortal anymore!" I was actually confused because I murdered Zbyshek, Johanka, and some other quest characters in the prologue without any problems lol. All in all, I collected 22 sets of keys from Skalitz without being caught for anything
Yah same here, I think there is confusion when I was making this video.
I think during normal Skalitz with Henry, she is not invulnerable and you can kill her, but she respawns, same with Zbyshek.
But in this DLC I believe she can not be officially killed, just knocked out. I think you can not even attack Zbyshek in this DLC which is a crying shame. I had plans for that boy before I started this :(
I guessed correctly who was going to talk smack first
lol, I am surprised that the NPCs wanted to play that game with a person holding a bloody mace.
The prize is never a good one :P
How in the HELL do you only have 8.3k subs???
These KCD videos are the frikkin BEST shit ever.
@@helicalgoose *LOVING them! Lol
Your editing style with the cutscenes is flocking fantastic. All the cheers!
@@RedBeerd Haha, "flocking".
I will have to steal that word whenever I need a good replacement curse ;)
@@helicalgoose I'm gonna feel way too special if that happens in a video lol
Fun fact you might not know.
If you Kill every named NPC (that can die) then they will stay dead... Until you kill RUNT!!
After killing Runt most if not every NPC will come back to life. A good way to find this out is by killing Johanka then return to her location after killing Runt. (She is found outside the monastery with a bunch of injured and hurt people. The monastary is the place filled with monks)
Feel free to make a video about this! I found out by using godmode and going on a killing spree in every town/city.
Edit: My theory is that after completing certain story segments of the game, there are separate maps that the creators use to keep you from missing certain side missions and DLC quests. Its more of a just in case thing ig lol
I will have to take a look at this once again.
I know I have "liberated" Skalitz before and even before you kill runt they are back alive.
One video I have done is the escaping skalitz before tutorial is over, by beef jumping and if you go back to Rattay where most of them exists, and they will be alive. Example is Bernard and his wife, also Kunnesh.
But this is just proof of them having doppelgangers around.
But what you're sayings that kill them before Pritz mission to kill Runt, and they will stay dead.
Hmm, I do like that.
I will have to take a look at it more closely. I do not think there are any quests between intro and Runt that requires you to mingle with Skaltiz people.
Except, for being a guard around Rattay and dealing with Begger Jane.
The interesting part is that even if you kill Begger Jane like 1 minute before starting that mission, she just magically comes back alive, but she may be quest specific.
Uhhh, long story short I will keep this in mind and if I find something along the lines that can break the game with it I will do it and give you the credit :D
I do appreciate the hints to go look at part of the game.
There is still so much of this game that I do not know about.
@@helicalgoose Yea! My suggestion is after killing Runt, kill a bunch of quest specific characters again and then see if they respawn after a certain point in the story.
For example. Maybe they respawn again after being captured and tortured. Who knows? I haven't done any further research to see if they only respawn after Runt is killed.
Thanks for reading!!
@@FrankByDaylight Yah thanks for the idea. :)
Off the top of my head I know that certain NPCs do respawn, but not even important ones do after you kill Runt.
For example I know that Fritz who hang out at Sassu by the Inn.
I killed him and he never came back. Or not after 20 in game days.
I think certain people they stay down.
Now Alex in Rattay I think you get the poaching quest from him.
He does come back alive which is odd.
But I am guessing that if you kill Fritz and he comes back alive, he might have something to say to Henry about killing him the first time :P
But yah certain people do stay dead.
The only problem with this is that it just eliminates side quests but not really break the game. :/
Maybe I can put it together with some small ideas I have found, but I do not think I could do a full video about it without disappointing people if that makes sense :)
But I do like the idea, I just got to take a closer look and maybe there is something there that I have not thought of yet :)
@@helicalgoose Oh! Actually I did accidently break my game by doing this (i think)
Basically my kill everyone save file is at the part where you need to find that old knight before you sneak into the monastery. But the catch is for some reason my game wont register reading his quest book if i kill him. And if i let him live is still says "catch the knight" or whatever his name is.
I think i killed a really important NPC and it bugged the quest.
Maybe you can find what im missing! I think a good start is trying to kill a few NPC's in that quest BEFORE activating the cutscene where you have to chase the knight.
Happy hunting!
Henry after hear Theresa tell: ohhh, you’re murder 😂
lol, I think Henry always had that feeling while growing up in Skalitz. I mean all those chickens disappearing...
To get the dot on center screen…Simple!!! A small bit of candle wax placed over top the reticle when drawing your sword… bam!!! Reticle for the bow!!!
The candle wax thing might be good too, but I would probably go with some colored tape or post-it note. But points on the creativity :D
Hot candle wax and trying to get it directly on one spot of your screen sounds difficult or I haven't played with candles in awhile.
lol the ooooh sound effect was perfect
Its been sooo long since I made this video that I am always surprised to go back and hear it again :P
KCD is so fun to mess around with!
Instant like 😊 thank you for all this awesome content of my favourite medieval game
KCD is simply unique as a game.
No matter how many things are wrong with it, I can not help but like the atmosphere it creates.
:)
@@helicalgoose true !
15:30
I did exactly the same thing when I was playing this dlc and killed everyone in the mines
I don't know what Nemoy was planning to do, but I can tell he was not a very bright guy coming at us with a weapon :P
Wow that was awesome... feeding the dead chickens was truly insane :)
Had to share that with Victoria Hogan (Theresa), see what she makes of it!
Oh god I was so worried about that sword.
It goes straight across her neck like oh god.
I mean she could just be making a slit your throat gesture to her father. :P
And Oh god Victoria Hogan might be traumatized by killing all of Skaltiz.
Wait till next video where we get some Cumans, she might like that better :P
@@helicalgoose Well Warhorse and @asexybiscuit likes it! ... you'll have to get on to twitter, or let us know your handle.
I would like to check out Teresa’s statistics to see how many souls she has gathered so far.
the things i did to win at gambling in this game.... started hearing stories from the villagers not to have any lucky dice lest the dice wraith haunts your pockets
I am always curious how people win with no lucky dice at all.
Even with "loaded dice" the NPCs can sometimes just wipe the floor with me then I have to go on another murder rampage.
@@helicalgoose some lucky dice look like normal dice, always check the pockets of the gambler you're going against. also, make sure that the lucky dice that you have mesh well with each other. some may be equal dice, some odd, some just lucky. build around their designations to maximise getting straights, trips, four/five of a kind and such
Oh for certain! But even when I pickpocket those lucky dice off people, somehow with the normal dice they had left over they still come out swinging with 3000 scoring rolls and then my "lucky dice" just start farting out losers.
I should say too, this is without the perk that gives you better throws.
And in Theresa case, she can not get any perks, meaning her dice game is awful :(
6:40. i bet they didn't even give Adam a Voiceline for passing that because no normal person gets theresa 12 strength hahaha
In the hardcore Henry run, the Theresa part, I actually did pass that speech check somehow with 20 strength but still absurd.
There is another one with Matthew, where you're trying to get him away from the house to steal his dice, I have not been able to pass that. Near max charisma, nice dress, speech potion, and max out strength with bloody weapon, nada he won't budge.
That particular line I am certain does not exist :P
The balif is my fav character in this dlc LOL AND the cow that escaped is my fav animal
The bailiff in this DLC was pretty good.
I really do have to go back and redo this DLC sometime and punish the bailiff properly this time ;)
I haven't played the dlc but the bailiff was also my favorite character in the main game because of his gambeson, mace, sword, and noble's red hood. He is also the easiest guard to beat in a fight lol
I am unironically seriously attracted to Theresa 💀💀 such a good gal. Wish there was More gameplay as her
Theresa is actually one of the perfect characters to play as.
I mean she can be tough at the same time she is part of (family to) the millers or the thieves faction of KCD.
I would say that 90% of the players of KCD are a bunch of thieves already I mean Theresa is a match.
Henry has too many "principles" as trying to RP him does not work out as well. But I do like Theresa, she is the best girl of KCD.
@@helicalgoose my Henry only has principals when it comes to speech checks lmfao, when I went for the pilgrimage in the 2nd part of woman's lot dlc, with johanka, I beat up some cumans after stumbling upon them by accident, then "accidentally" got the alpha male wolf while trying to wash myself, rip johanka
@@Otgel lol, I do love the "accidents" that happen on the road during pilgrimages :P
But it is strange yet funny to pass the speech checks with Johanka and yet it makes her even madder.
She is just jealous of Henry's good luck of finding valuable things on fresh corpses :P
@@helicalgoose johanka gets on my nerves so much i may get this dlc just to kill her off. I never got womans lot because of all the reviews on the xbox store saying it was buggy and broke their game. Whats your opinion on the matter
theresa razed skalitz and then implanted false memories about cumans doing it into the survivors
No one ever suspects the miller's girl ;)
If only she had a claymore
It would've been amazing!
Think of the efficiency!! She could've slaughter the town and finish her chores all before noon!
“Son of a girl” task failed successfully.
I’m pretty sure there are better ways to do it but I figured candle wax was safest and to not harm the screen
I have heard people use a post-it note instead, just rip off a little piece and set it :P
My Man it's 4 in the morning. That "First blood" took me by surprise. Had me laughing și hard one of my neighbours paid me a visit
Haha, I am glad for the laughing, but hopefully the laughter not getting you into too much trouble :D
38:51 you know what you should've done here or should do on another video, is the Half Life 1 ending thing where G-Man says,
"Time -- Dr. Freeman? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just arrived. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your services."
That scene is one of the most disturbing and menacing things I've ever seen in a game and it's so weird because if Gordon Freeman doesn't walk through the "door" to his next mission, he'll essentially be transported to the shadow realm // death. That would be a crazy cool/funny edit
Damn that is actually a good transition :P
If I ever remake this video I will have to steal that from you!
So this is Theresas lot according to the lore...
I like to think this was the first draft they put out. Early release :P
@@helicalgoose btw, you asked about the "very light bow" you looted from the archery combatant miners. They exist in the normal game. You can pick it up after (spoiler) sir hans capon got ambushed by cumans. I think it only spawns if you accompany him with your own horse, then it will lay on the ground right next to sir Hans.
@@spielverderberlindings5151 That is some very good attention to detail, I actually never noticed it!
I think you might be able to get them by "incapacitating" other archery tournament participants ;)
Never tested it, but that might be worth it.
Theresa is such a boss
She is the boss ;)
It would've been fun to see her in full Cuman armor but at last she is too powerful to even need to equip that stuff :P
im more of a mace person two now after seeing you with raven beak ive been using the heavy warhammer
The raven beak is just a funny bonk weapon. I know its not the best, but it just deletes people well enough, so I've grown attache to it now :P
Warhorse in the house!
Woot! Woot! Hopefully it is worth your time :)
Henry’s beta dice made me laugh
Those dice always made me wonder why they're there. But they're cursed! Lost a bunch of groschen to that dice player.
**Sigismund and his army of bloodthirsty Cumans come over the hill**
**Knocks the gate down**
Cumans: “AARRHH-“
**Sees all the villagers Theresa has already murdered**
Cumans: “Oh…oh my God 😨”
Not just murdered, but all stripped of all their possessions.
The Cumans didn't even get the chance to pick up any loot :(
Poor Cumans are questioning their decision coming to Bohemia.
@@helicalgoose true 😂
Omg Omg I just pickpocket 1800 groschen from the dice player in uzhitz on hardcore!!!
@@helicalgoose I've never even seen that much cash in hardcore pt before. I'm literally just out of skallitz ran to uzhitz to learn to read. Decided to stay the night and rob the town blind. Saw the dice player make his way to bed and thought sure why not. 1865G
Can't be sure but I may have seen him playing against the bailiff earlier in the evening.
I will have to take a look at that again sometime later.
I know in Uzhitz there are a few things that you can easily grab. One is the Inn, there is a 1k necklace if you just get the room at the inn and steal that piece.
No one guards it and I think it is a pretty low level lock.
Also, I am not certain how different hardcore mode is compared to regular, other than the no compass or fast travel, food situation, and maybe some other things. But I do not know if the money goes down too, which could be a welcomed change from owning half Bohemia after a few trips to Skalitz :P
You are awesome!!
No you're breathtaking!!!
Wait...
I loved this DLC because I come the background of stealth FPS (Thief, System Shock, Deus Ex), so having an underpowered player that require sneaking is reminiscence of that type of gameplay. I see that a lot of .....mainstream gamers hate this DLC because of lack of patience perhaps. I care less about the actual quest and more just leveling up my character.
I never thought about the aspect of underpowered characters sort of deal :P
The reason that comes to my mind why people hate this DLC is about how they get trapped into playing the whole thing at the same time a bunch of people just accidentally wander into it and have no idea what is going on.
Otherwise IMO it is average. I am not a big story person, but all the voice acting is top notch and the cut scenes are great so I can't be too harsh on it.
I believe u can find another dice, right outside the Henry's house, try looting the "chicken houses"? I dunno what they r called, but yeah,
Really fun video uwu
The chicken houses, really.
I will have to take a look at that. :D
Thanks for the tip. :)
@@helicalgoose oh sorry, i went back to double checked & it wasn't there :( just another case of false memory. sorry for the fake news XD
but hey i have question, are you gonna "channel" your inner psycho into some other videogames :D? hitman series might be a nice place to look into uwu.
"Sorry, no good archers here anymore." The creators did say they "know" gamers...
Hah! I just started this quest. I was really surprised you can actually start shit around town haha
First thing I did was set my dog on some guards to see if I could :D
That was awesome man, thanks. Why no beef jumping though?
Theresa was already OP.
Beef would've just made it almost unfair :P
Theresa does not need performance enhancing beef to make her better.
You could have just told Matthias everything and kept the dice for yourself.
Ah, I am not certain how good is that dice.
Also I think there are only two dice sets (not including killing the gambler) that you can obtain in this DLC. The other being Henry's beta dice and that is awful, or Theresa was not happy about the groschen she lost.
0:31 I was really ready for a "sheeeeesh"
Strip Henry yea here a grotchen. Make it hale
Yooooo I recently did this too because I was inspired by you! It was fun but I got softlocked
@@helicalgoose by softlocked, I mean I couldn't continue quests because the NPCs all either run away from me or the button to talk to them in greyed out lol. I think I just killed them too many times, or maybe got caught killing them too many times
OOOOOooo I see what you mean here.
Yah, the *do not attack* tags are not put on all the characters that run quests. It is possible to really screw stuff up, and not in the fun way, just the annoying, like please talk to me I want to progress way.
@@helicalgoose lol, I probably should've like expected this to happen if I did that, but it was too funny not to try to wipe out the whole village
welcome to the pile
How did you get the dot to stay on screen when you equip the bow?
If you have PC you can type in the console command
wh_pl_showfirecursor 1
and boom good times roll :)
Resident Kingdom operation skalitz city
I don't know what it is about the Theresa DLC, I found myself needlessly killing more people too!!! Maybe it's just because it's so much funnier to see this downtrodden woman running around murdering people. The Bianca quest alone probably took me 2 hours before I quit shooting her with arrows and laughing hysterically.
I mean Bianca was asking for it! When she was asking for that ring that Theresa found! Oh heck no girl!
But overall torturing Skaltiz as Theresa is way more fun, I think its partly a challenge.
how do you have the yellow dot using the bow
So Henry just pulled a Weekend at Bernie's with Bianca?
lol, I would love to see that happen, just Fritz and Matthew just holding up Bianca during conversations :P
This bayleeaf made my day))) like
I am glad you enjoyed it :)
Was that some kind of anthem when you were killing a Deutsch?
What time does that happen. It has been quite awhile since I have seen this video lol
Poor Deutsch, he got in Theresa's way.
@@helicalgoose Bout a 36:30
lol, I had a crackpot thought in my head to play I think is the British National anthem, because I was thinking this was for the king.
I think it might be god save the king or something like that :P
7:04 nah Czechs just don't really give a damn about your appearance in general
As long as there is a beer flowing, it doesn't matter what you're wearing :P
I like how you created a believable story arc of why Theresa was became a ruthless murderer 😂
Every citizen of Skalitz was mean to her
Haha, flipping the "Woman's Lot" DLC on its head is one of the best things.
And just having Theresa feel like she was pushed away by the village and turned into a world class killer is just a great thing in back of my head.
This is one of the best 'challenges' in KCD I have ever seen! Hilarious - and scary at the same time. lol
However, am I taking crazy pills - or did her... umm... chest size significantly decrease?
(Also no, I'm not one of those people ;) - it's just so obvious during her sword practice with Henry.)
Inside Skalitz Henry kills everyone to level up. Outside Skalitz Theresa kills everyone after dealing with their bs. Cumans arrive to see the entire village dead and two people covered in blood with large smiles on their face. Cumans flee. The end!
I would love to see someone make that into a "Couple's Goals" into a card with both of them smiling with a burning Skalitz in the background :P
Did you level up by killing cows with that sword?
Sword and the wooden stick they give you at the start of the game ;)
Toook way too long, tons of beef! But Theresa did get a sweet dress out of it!
@@helicalgoose hours? I dont have that kind of time to be wasting it beating my beef... But i got to lvl 6 :D
@@Gaston-Melchiori I would say it took me around 4 hours? But then again I was walking beef back and forth to break up the monotony of killing cows.
I do not recommend it unless you plan to burn down Skaltiz yourself ;)
How did you get a dot on your bow, is that a mod?
No mod needed.
If you're playing on PC you can add it in temporarily with console commands "wh_pl_showfirecursor 1"
Honestly it just makes the archery bearable especially when I am just trying to have fun. I think it is only for PC though.
@@helicalgoose Dang, I play on console
I uuhh. Didn’t know you could just murder who you wanted lol
Almost anyone you wanted :P
Some people in Skalitz are blessed (or cursed) with immortality. But you can still beat them up till your heart contents :P
Damn your videos make me laugh!!
I am glad :D
I really need to redo this video sometime with a better mic, but glad it is still enjoyable.
@@helicalgoose I picked this game back after 3 years and bought the DLCs. Great decision! I typically play all UA-cam vids on 1.5x speed haha so your audio was perfect. By far the best content creator I have found for this game, I'll have to check out what else you have on your channel
@@KillAWhale666 I can't remember, but I think I was playing my older videos at 10% faster because I thought it would compensate for my bad mic? No idea what I was thinking.
But the Hardcore Henry series would be the most recent "breaking the game on the hardest mode" with the extra levels of stupidity.
I think I sort of got into the flow of the proper timing and editing after the 2nd or 3rd episode. So if you check it out, watch out for the sound effects and little repetitive going on in the first couple, but other people told me about it, so I fixed it out.
But enjoy :D
I laughed like crazy to nail joke 😂😂
That makes me feel good :D
Sometimes I fear that the jokes that I put in there are only funny to the little gremlin in my head :P
First off. I love how you just dropped all the armor at the victim's feet every time
Secondly I just started the DLC and I wanted to know some pointers how to max out the stats that you can get while playing as Theresa. Right now all I'm doing is going around collecting herbs and selling them to get extra savior schnapps but I want to be able to max out the other combat stats before the cumans. And also where you got the first dress.
Right now I'm just running around as her in her sleeping outfit. I took off all the clothes so they don't get dirty so that way I can put them on during cutscenes and she'll still perfect clothes on but wanted to know where you got that other dress. I know where to get that fancy dress that you put on at the end. But I want to max out some stats before I take her out and take her dress
So I just need some pointers to help max out the stats and where I can get some weapons early on and where is the archery area
Theresa best girl confirmed
Only chads stay with Theresa, and simps go with Lady Stephanie ;)
@@helicalgoose only girl ever to beat Henry in combat is Tess
@@hehehoho3770 Just imagine if Theresa was using more than 10% of her true power ;)
The bailiff hahahahahha
I am still not certain why they made the bailiff unkillable, but I do not hate the decision.
Watching him run away non-stop is a good time.
THE BEEF IS NOT EVEN HALAL 😤
I do not know why your comment made me laugh so much. Here take a drink!
*starts pouring out a drink*
Theresa be theresin
23:08 if you kill johanka in a women's lot does she show up in sasau later when playing as Henry?
Yeah, kills by Theresa don't affect main game
I remember being so fed up with this dlc i ended up killing everyone and their moms xD!
This DLC does have that effect on me too.
It is slow and sometimes seems pointless.
I know its about the lore and story telling which is great. But I think the thing that went wrong is that I came into the quest fresh off wiping out twenty bandits with bloody ears all tied around my neck.
And now I am expected to listen to Zbshek or whatever! I can not even kill him! Bah. But the DLC is not all bad :P
This is fucking the worst DLC I've ever played in any game. I'm in the middle of starting to have fun with Henry, got coin hunting and was thinking of going to go shop for some armor... you know planning ahead, getting invested in the game. Then randomly I talk to Theresa and I can't escape doing generic "fetch quests" back to back to back. Makes sense to get a dog at the end because you basically play as a dog for the entire village in this DLC.
Honestly I agree with you about 75%
Getting tossed into this DLC without the option to leave it seems a bit uggh. Like they could've given us the option to leave and allowed us to "pick up the story" by Henry coming back if anyone wants to. In the future it might of worked out better like that.
This DLC is more of just telling the story of what happened in Skalitz, but meh. Great for story telling, but for players that want to do some good actions, this DLC dragged on.
Good DLC for story telling but sort of poorly communicated to what you were getting into to...my main advice if you're still struggling through it, load the closest save and say screw this, unless you want to know more. The ending prize of a "shield" is not worth it.
I like the story, but I still need to murder anything :P
Kinda BS that Theresa can't wear armor, no reason it wouldn't be possible.
The reason they said I believe was that the armor was not made to fit women.
I will give them that, but helmets! Come on! I wanted to put on a cuman facemask!
Eh, to be honest Theresa was already over powered without any armor ;)
*pets the doggo*
*put a macro on to indefinitely pet the doggo*
awesome video hahaha
:D
I really want them to make a Theresa assassin/thief game, but sadly modding is nearly impossible with this game.
17:03 gold
Cowards do not get to keep arrows :P
Messing the next Part pls come on🤣🤣
I believe I will come back to this part of the DLC sometime in hardcore mode, see if it can be abused further ;)
@@helicalgoose cant wait. Love ur videos. Keep it going🙏😂😂
That was hilarious!
Rabid Theresa going berserk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just discovered your channel today, I like your videos!
Jesus Christ be praised
Hope you enjoy the rest of the madness I have around ;)
Hey, Henry has come to see us! :P
Nice
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Yay
most obnoxious playthrough I have ever seen.
Yah, if you haven't played the game before, then none of this will make sense. Or if you like to play the game by the standard rules then yah this will come across just annoying.