life as a persona protagonist
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1 drink of coffee takes 6 hours doesn’t everybody know that?
Godot begs to differ
I do now
It honestly takes me about an hour to drink coffee.
Peachyopie go the fuck to sleep
Peachyopie Basically me
I can't tell if this is Persona or my life
You have talking cat?
Your a phantom thief?
Ryuji, stop
No game no life
What do you mean you cant tell? This is Persona you fool
Actually, you still could've watered your plant. Scrub.
It still looks healthy
Let’s not do that today.
@@passonthestar3689 *Nice*
What heartless monster
Morgana won't let you do LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Except watering a plant, watering a plant is fair game
Before I played Persona 5, I thought that sleeping was how you accessed the Metaverse and that's why Morgana wanted you to sleep so much.
Turns out he's just very naggy about that.
Would’ve been a cool idea and explained it, but no, Mona is just a bitch
He's a tired cat and wants to nap.
He wants to buy more land in the Metaverse asap
*You feel your bond with the cat is growing, the cat feels comfortable enough to take you at gunpoint and scream in your ear to “SLEEP!”*
I mean
It's not wrong
Edit: I tweeted this without ever knowing what Persona was.
After playing Persona 5, this comment still holds up.
Time passes
How do you tweet a comment on UA-cam?
@@getsmoked7219 u need 300 iq with a special twitter premium account go to bed everyday on 5 pm have a talking cat have 3 dogs 5 rabbits play pokemon go catch all pokemon and you will gain 200 iq which makes u have 1000iq congrats and have fun
It is wrong tho. Yu never had a cat! Nor did he have to go to bed at night!
Life as a persona 1 protagonist: Welp me and my friends have been stuck in this demon infested town for about 2 days without sleep or food so I think it's a good time to move on to the next dungeon
Life as a persona 2 protagonist: I have depression
Tatsuya's main emotion is just *flips lighter for no good reason*
I like to imagine that there's a whole secret life of the persona protagonists we dont get to see
P5 Protag: *Travels the entity of Tokyo on the rails, stopping multiple times to buy things and talk to strangers*
NO TIME PASSES
Same Protag: *One round in the batting cages*
5 HOURS PASS
Joker: *only spends 160-200 yen on a train pass to a side town*
Me: *20 bucks on a one way trip, otherwise known as TEN TIMES MORE*
Well, at least my stats went up after watching this, time to hit the hay
"I feel as though my charm has increased" (stats going up sound effect)
"I feel as though my knowledge has increased" (stats going up sound effect)
"I feel as though my proficiency has increased" (stats going up sound effect)
Damn, I am so tired, I think I'll go to bed now after having watched this video.
as someone who is currently playing p5 i appreciate this way more than i used too
Mood. I love Morgana.
this makes a lot more sense after actually playing persona 5
My cat is literally Morgana. Not only is he a tuxedo cat but he also constantly irritates my mom at around 9 PM, meowing until she goes to bed. When she's in bed is the only time he'll shut up and curl around her to sleep.
This is so much funnier now that I've finally played P5
Drinks coffee. Day gone. Prays. Day gone. Studies in library. Day gone.
Ooh my guts went up!
Yeah, if you leave your friend like that...
*Looking cool ProZD!*
I love this new protagonist's design, he looks so good
When you realize watching a movie is the only thing that takes a reasonable amount of time going by the passage of it
Hold on how did ryuji manage to not swear even once?!
0:13
Yeah…having played Persona 5 now this makes so much more sense. I get that you can’t go out after entering a palace because it leaves you drained but you aren’t allowed to do anything outside of sleeping or cleaning Leblanc. Strikers doesn’t have this and I think that’s because each moment is scheduled to happen at a specific day which would put a lot of pressure on the player to get things done in time
P5 when your not in a palace:
Me: *watching*
Cat: yeah that’s right bitch
Me: *l i k e s*
> drinks a coffee at 3pm
> becomes 9pm
> grinds in tartarus for 3 hours
> the dark hour is supposed to last 1 hour
The alternative title is: persona protagonist In a nutshell.
*Laughs in Tatsuya*
@@達也は最高の男の子です *Laughs in Naorin*
Crazy cause I just started playing persona
Sometimes I feel like a Persona protag, I've started to more often involving to very strange conversations with most unexpected peoples
Remember. Water is wet, Akechi likes pancakes and 2+2= *GO TO BED*
Inaccurate, Ryuji didn’t say “for real” that whole time 2/10
When putting this on loop
Yeah it's absolutely hilarious
Mona:You should go to sleep,u look tired(=YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!)
I enjoy the Michigan State mug. I'm a wolverine, but I haven't seen many youtubers from Michigan around.
The cat was definitely a paid actor
When you have an app that sends you to a different goddamn dimension
I wish i could sleep anytime someone told me to
Unless your a chad or a door
The burden of being a Persona protagonist is the leadership and main stuff.
"if you return to the dorm it will automatically be nighttime"
I'd wanna be a persona protagonist just to be able to go sleep at 5pm and sleep all the way until the next morning. That's over 12hrs of sleep!!!!! 🤩😍
I watched this video before and after playing P5 and I only now realised why the cat is talking.
just started playing p5r and now i actually understand this skit
Watching this without playing persona.
Dammit Morgana I don't want to go to sleep yet
This is so me.. i do talk to my cat and pretend that my cat talk back to me and ask me to do certain things i dont wanna do, but as for my cat that talk to me so i do what my cat ask me to do, which is my self tell me to do but in cats perspective
And yet you can do a shitton of other things in the same time it took our protag to drink 1. Cup. Of coffee
How did he know
Well if you were tired after drinking coffe, you should of gone to the bathroom.
This the life of persona 5
Persona portags need the extra sleep to conserve energy for the eventual harem. Morgana was thinking ahead and had clearly played past entries beforehand.
Is it right to like the cat more than the video.
Damn, he was in Persona 5 Strikers. It was a minor role, but still. When I heard him I had to look it up.
I love Persona 5
*likes own comment*
except u can’t hang out with him without max level charm
I'm in the first 20 hours of my persona 5 playthrough(first time through) and I AM SICK OF MORGANA TELLING ME TO SLEEP LIKE OK SURE I WENT TO THE METAVERSE BUT MAKING COFFEE ISNT THAT TIRESOME M O R G A N N A
This is every game
This is how my friend introduced me to P5
This is actually pretty accurate. X3
Still gotta play that game.
but this is basically my life tho...
Is this here cause I love persona 5. 2021 squad lmao
I sometimes wish I was a Persona protagonist so I can have actual good friends
Same
I wish I was a Persona protagonist so that I can yell “come!” without being marked a sexual predator.
I wish to one day find the Yosuke Hanamura to my Yu Narukami
God, I Know right!?
@@HiPuppyChulo Well, they call me "masseusinist".
Persona 4:
* walks into TV and grinds for 15 hours *
Nanako: You're back early for dinner!
My headcanon is that after a certain amount of time in the MC or Memeandtoes time just stops on the outside.
MetalFan98 That’s false, because in P5 the protag arrives late because he went to the castle accidentally
Also, in the first palace everyone says you were just standing still
@@arumaru3433 only when entering the velvet room he just stands still which is a bit concerning how i spend hours there with spreadsheets
In P4 that doesn't work either because in the beginning when you first fall into the TV after school, even though you've only been in there for maybe like 20-some minutes or so, suddenly its evening when Teddie kicks you back out.
Time is an illusion, kids.
You feel like your bond with ryuji has grown, you may now drink 2 cups of coffee with him.
@Otacon464 "This is getting good!"
r-yugi saka-moto, geddit? haha funny lol
But for real, that actually made me laugh and idk why
@@sheafit28 You should see yourself out. 🚪
*insert Homer disappearing into the bushes gif*
Impossible
But you can take a train, hit up all the local shops, take another train, buy as many books as you can carry, take another train, hit up your local gun dealer, take another train, buy some drugs, take one more train and eat the largest burger the city has to offer in the same amount of time it took you to drink that coffee.
U
Yeah but will your Guts go up?
And if you dont decide to eat that burger, you can instead go to someone's palace and clear it ALL THE WAY to the treasure in one sitting, clearing hundreds of mobs, parkouring through an entire bank as you rob and bypass their alarms solving "complicated" puzzles and lock picking treasure chests in the same amount of time as you sip on that coffee.
@@alzhanvoid Yeah, but it's a helluva coffee.
@@Shendue yeah, so helluva that you still feel sleepy even after spending an entire day sipping on it.
This was just an excuse for subjecting everyone to your cute cat
I'm okay with that.
😽 Yeah that's right bitch 😽
The man has a famous video solely consisting of him pointing the camera at his cat and announcing her name, he doesn't need an excuse
Lol yup haha!
And I love the cats voice haha!
Me: shit, I accidently went to mementos. Well I'm going to leave.
Morgana: *you should get some rest*
Save files man, you gotta maintain them carefully
sirkattycruz this right here is why we have kawakami.
BananaBoatGamez you still lose the day time slot even with Kawakami
GrenjasOM morgana can’t force you to rest tho
How do you _accidentally_ go to Mementos?
Ryuji: “hey” “sup” “yo” “see ya”
The protagonist: *hand gestures*
fo reel
*Let's* *not* *do* *that* *today*
Joey Lem You must be *tired*
Aren't you tired?
Joey Lem hahaha
"Yes i am tired. I'm tired of your shit Morgana."
There is no going back.
I wanna be a persona protagonist cause I wanna sleep
Morgan Lemons same
0-0 BTS GOT7 EXOTRASH hellooooooo army
Morgan Lemons Add an a to the morgan in you name.
Lemon daddy is here too
Same
Remember in P4 when you could pat a cat outside your house for an entire day? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Good times, and by doing that you effectively skipped an entire morning or night
Or spend all day turning a fucking dial?
wait NO FUCKING WAY YOU COULD???? I MISSED IT :(
tealymealy it's ok imma redeem myself i fed the cat in p3
u spend a day spinning a capsule machine
Me: chilling with my best friends, strengthening our bonds and all that
Booming disembodied voice:
*_I AM THOU. THOU ART I_*
Thou hast established a new bond...
It shall become the wings of rebellion...
@@lordbander8767 That breaketh thy bonds of captivity.
@@pyroagentofchaos with the birth of the [REDACTED] persona
@@xKubomi I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power
_Looking Well Rested Joker!_
Imagine, if in Smash Ultimate, Joker just fell asleep for one of his taunts.
@@spritemaster8980 Nope, but Morgana does show up for all three.
"Looking Cool, Joker!"
"Mrreheow!"
"Hey Hey!"
Morgana: *GO TO BED*
@@spritemaster8980 doing that boosts all stats and instantly grants final smash meter as well as Arson
I wish I could get this reference but I skipped getting a ps4.
*Assembles Phantom Thieves
*Decides not to infiltrate palace or explore mementos
Ryuji: WTF it took me 40 minutes and three trains to get here
Accurate
Three trains but only 40 minutes?
I mean, it is just one city.
@fireflocs, You've obviously never been to a city with major subway infastructure. If Tokyo is anything like Seoul, switching train lines probably only takes about 5 min.
fireflocs over here you can take many different trains inside 40 minutes
Persona taught me one thing.
No matter how much eating contests you win, you'll never gain weight.
Or being given a heart attack
@Dakoideku a heart attack
*sweats because I’ve been through both of those things before the age of 10*
That's also anime logic
Or you can eat the volume of food greater that that of your ENTIRE CHEST CAVITY in one go. That last burger is literally bigger than the Protagonist torso and last bowl is family sized.
Actual conversation I had once:
Me: "Let's try out that restaurant tomorrow and then we'll go to my place afterward."
Friend: "But... I thought we were going bowling tomorrow."
Me: "This isn't Persona, we can do more than one thing in a day."
Friend: "... Oh that's right."
Well played
Cat: Meow
Friend : It's ok Morgana We have time
Me: Just make sure you don't remind him about the Palace infiltration deadline
Morgana: MROWWWWW!!!
XD
That happened
>You proved your friend a dipshit.
>Your friend seems to be feeling rather embarrassed.
>You feel your bond with them has gotten stronger.
I A M T H O U, T H O U A R T I
persona in a nutshell:
Bro: You change my life partner
"Chariot went to max level"
Persona's MC:Okay now that we're bros, i'm not going to talk with you anymore.
To be fair, you can still talk to him. It's just that you won't move on to another level.
@@noahdavis7406So yeah no point in talking to him
Polnareff wants to know your location.
@@person_who_likes_games3826 iS ThAt A MoThErfUckIn jOJo ReFerENce?
@@woomyida7131 yes yes yes yes. *YES*
ProZD planned to upload this yesterday.
But he was told "Let's not do that today".
GODDAMNIT MORGANA
Robin Grimahood two years late but i love your user
Well I’m gonna guess you were pretty happy when robin got revealed in smash 4.
Time in persona moves so fast. Btw these graphics for the new Persona game look phenomenal
Almost like real life.
Graphics look great but Joker should go to the gym soon. He's gaining weight.
Siegfried Final it would be a good opportunity to hang out with ryuji in that case
Siegfried Final nah, this *is* the new persona game atlus released. They claimed that skinny protag was too mainstream.
I thought the decision to move to a photorealistic art direction would be detrimental in the series' name, but Atlus just keeps impressing me tbh
Morgana sounds different than I remember
Hahahahaha!!!!
Cap'nCinnamonBun yeah I remember him having a very Mr kitty voice
His voice got MANLIER!
Cap'nCinnamonBun wow joker
Cap'nCinnamonBun He usually sounds like Kyubey from Madoka Magica
Travels through three cities in Tokyo, visits two shops and creates persona's: Zero time passes.
Brew one cup of coffee: There goes the entire fucking afternoon.
Logic 100
I guess that's the charm of drinking coffee
You never know where the time goes
Wait how is he tired after that with the amount of caffeine he just consumed?
French Press takes commitment if you wanna do it right.
*does eating contest, raises stats but destroys body*
*MCDONALDS MADE ME BRAAAAAAAAVE!!*
theres eating contest in p4 if u win all of your stats will raised up
10 pound calories
AbadonXXX raises stats but reduce confidence in self
Nameless Protagonist Actually no. The prize for actually winning the Beef Bowl Challenge is literaly, a free giant ass beef bowl. All eating the beef bowl does is raise stats at random, but it can only be eaten with max stats, so the prize is literally what the cook said it was, a free meal.
I maxed Kawakami's confidant
YOU HAVE NO POWER NOW MORGANA
joaquin trujillo New game + becomes this too
H O O H
**EVIL CACKLING**
Defeating talking cats with the power of sexy maid massages since 2017!
But it only works if the sexy maid is also your teacher from school.
I mean, the implication as to why coffee improves your guts is because you're not drinking one cup and leaving. You got guts because you had the balls to take a booth for 1-4 hours doing homework without ordering anything EXCEPT for coffee, and taking up the waiter/waitress's time because they have to come and refill your drink multiple times throughout the period you're studying there.
Waiter/waitress: sweating in persona
Ink Sans “Oh sh*t it’s that kid again. Make ALL the coffee.”
Monotone, not only that but the coffee has free refills.
Joker was straight up being dickheaded just to be more confident XD
🤣
Совершенство
Morgana: I'm bout to end this whole man's *SCHEDULE*
The protagonist calls up Kawakami for a nice massage
And when the cat's finally gone
FREEDOOOO--
"I'm pretty tired. Let's go to bed."
Goddami--
I remember that moment. I was so pissed.
freddo?
@@harg5544 "Fredom" cut short.
@@SapunMan i was making a joke
@@harg5544 Could've fooled me.
Wow, this new Persona 6 trailer looks great!
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Open firdge
See something unedible
Eat it
Stat goes up
Persona 4
jouta kujo ima start saying firdge xD
"You see an old discarded tin can
...
Eat it?"
>Yes
>No
You know, the artist of persona 4 said: "I designed the persona 4 protagonist to remind you of your dog."
I didn't think he would have the eating habits of my golden retriever, but apparently it makes you brave
Wait really? Where.
Funniest one is the one where you eat Nanako's grass pot that she brought from school.
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING
BUT I PROMISE YOU'LL KNOW
Too fast for eyes.
ua-cam.com/video/7D2wK5YK0NU/v-deo.html
You won't believe!
I'm a shapeshifter
Me: plays Joker in smash never played persona 5
2 days later: I love persona 5 it's my favourite game of all time
same.
Joker in Smash actually inspired me to play the game. Let me tell you, best desicion of my entire life
@@Zachattack-nu7lr yup
@@Zachattack-nu7lr same
Zachattack 4625 agreed, I was trash with Joker on the first day, gave him a couple of times online, now I’m at 3,000,000 with him also 76% complete on persona 5. Sadly don’t have royal :(
Every Persona Game:
Casual walk through town with friends, lovely time.
Few hours later
God itself: I SEE YOU'VE FINALLY REACHED MY LEVEL OF POWER, I WILL DESTROY LIFE IT'S SELF.
Morgana is just a walking metaphor for my constant, undying urge to *Never be productive. Ever. Just sleep and maybe your problems will go away.*
Sounds more like M***ki
I love dreaming about playing Persona while I sleep in Persona dreaming about being in the real world sleeping and dreaming about playing Persona
Personaception
That makes no sense, sorry.
I haven't played them either, but I'm guessing before making a decision, you should sleep on it first. ....Now!
feat. Knuckles
Deniz Sapientia I've only ever played Persona 5 and loved it :).
Don't forget the blue door which nobody sees
Or jail cell since this is p5
No one sees it because they aren’t a guests of the velvet room or haven’t been to it yet.
Protagonist: can I get a coffee to go?
Employee: Sure, can I get a name?
Protagonist: ...
Protagonist: ...
Protagonist: ...
Employee: Sir?
Protagonist: ...
Employee: Can I get a name?
Protagonist: ...
Protagonist: No
Dont understand
Protagonist: “uhhhh Makoto Yuki..... wait make it out to Minato Arisato.... no wait just make it out to P3MC..... Nvm, let’s do Roger.... NO WAIT.... Door-kun, fuck it.
"Can I get a name?"
P"yes alright"
@@TheBrutalSax make that emo jesus
Man I could actually feel myself pressing the X button on the dualshock to get through that
This is just my daily life cycle.
Me too. xD
I just hit 5 baseballs and my cat forced me to go back home. Help?
Am i a joke to you joker? Go to bed. Or its your knee caps
Persona protagonists live life in dog years, I swear
Daytime
Persona protagonist: "Today i am going to try to take the Big Bang Burguer Challenge!"
*Eats burguer and goes out the store*
Evening
Persona protagonist: "How much time was I in there."
Which is weird considering you have 30 minutes to finish the burger for the challenge.
Oh it's alright, I'll just casually call my teacher to give me a massage. Then I'll have the energy to go out on the town!
We all know that we can call over miss kawakami for that extra action 👌
More sleep?
But he wasn't in the metaverse
CN What I'm Saiyan? Kawakami is the key for unlocking some nightlife action.
Except for those times when you can't... Because... ???
Man i wanna like this but I can't be disturbing that 666