Jose Altuve: "Nothing's working!" Alex Cora: "Wait, Jose! We're not cavemen! We have TECHNOLOGY." [proceeds to bang trash cans over the MLB and allegedly buzzers at the right time] (2 and a half years later...) Altuve: "It didn't work." Cora: "This is all Mr. Manfred's fault!"
@@christophert.120 Nope, there are Houston fans who have taken shirts with their 'H' logo and combined it with the line of, "They are (H)ating on us". I'm not lying look it up 🤦🏽♂️
Worst current Commissioner in American sports, and that's saying something with Goodell running the No Fun League and Bettman being a central figure in 3 different lockouts, one of which lasting an entire season. Manfred is the only one of the 4 that needs to be immediately removed for outright ruination of the sport; Bettman is the only other one I'd argue for resignation, but that's just to see change at the position.
Sign stealing is all over baseball. I guess you're attacking them for using electronics which the investigation and baseball players admit spread to multiple teams throughout all of baseball. But yeah, keep acting like we are the bad evil ones dispite simply being the one caught.
Texas Sports TV Not that I should have to say this, but when referring to sign stealing trickling down to the employers, I meant POSTER signs, not electronic signs.
It sucks, I was so happy for Houston when they won the WS, especially after the hurricane hit, it was such a feel good moment. Now it's completely tainted
@@treymagathan847 Hey, I'm not someone that's thinking that in an earnest manner! After all, I'm an Arizona Diamondbacks fan myself who would love to have another World Series title if given the chance at it. No, I'm just preparing myself in a shitposting manner in the ever so weird event something like that could happen, is all.
Road Astros games are gonna be filled with Signs from fans all over the stadiums this season. AKA: The Attitude Era Treatment. (Fun Era man. That and the Ruthless Aggression Era). Edit: Just Hope that they don’t get taken away like what happened at Astros camp last night.
MrUHOH415 Nowadays Vince has lost his touch, Wrestling Twitter is one of the most toxic places to be in, and Fans turn on people that deserve to be at the top. I mean, who would hate on Becky Lynch? The Same people who hate Becky were probably the same bunch who wanted her to get a push. That shows how toxic Wrestling fans can be. She scratched and clawed her way to the top of the game. Anyways, The Astros have passed the Yankees as the Most hated team in Baseball. Never thought that would be said.
Me: hey haven’t the Mets been active this off season where’s the voice Mets voice: Baseball season is back Mets fans. Me: I am LOLMets pound *cries in Met*
@@bluu_ash2394 some guy actually went back and broke down how many bangs each player got throughout the season, and altuve had less than 2%, and correa said that altuve couldn't hit like that and his bangs were actually on accident and he went full Napoleon a couple times on them for doing it to him
When your team does what its supposed to do and stay quiet in the offseason, thus Tree doesn't mention them (yet). *oh yeah, its all coming together now*
The Mariners had a LOF video not too long ago; is a 2020 WS title perhaps in the cards? Hey, no one at all was expecting the Nats to get one last year.
@Justinn Zamora Because no matter who is in the front office, they wouldn't know how to rebuild if you gave them a set of Legos. Lou Piniella was the best to ever happen to the team, but the apathy from the higher-ups forced his decision to step down as their manager.
Hey Tree, can you do a quick video on the Leafs losing to a 42 year old Zambone Driver who works for the team. 😂. Is this TB Lighting level of chocking?
Just a note for the Astros players: I know you are not bad guys, you probably never want to break the rules and just got affected by other players who start that, or you guys probably have gotten the benefits of stealing signs and keep using it until you guys get caught. Anyway, you guys have to face the punishment because of the mistakes that you made or your team made. However, this is all the past, we are now having a new era. This doesn't mean we will forget that, but we need to move on, and so do you guys. I don't how much distraction, depression that you guys facing since the scandal comes out, and all people show their hates and disrespect on you guys. Hoping to let you guys know, that there are still many people expect you guys come back strong. There are still many people who support you. There are still many friends and family members on your back. You guys have great lives, this is not end of the world. Come back strongly like a man! I am not going to forget this or forgive this but hoping you guys can climb back. I can't wait to see the moment you guys win the 2020 champion, embracing each other and crying for all the efforts and promises that you made to yourself.
There's an article that talks about all the other teams that have cheated and what I've seen for Cubs and Nats is they dabbled in the same technology but they didnt "do it enough."
Alek Jenkins Mets are good Also when there had it’s not because they’re thinking it’s because their ownership New York baseball team will never ever tank
Lol the Mets aren’t tanking. If they were, they wouldn’t have given up their best OF prospect since Darryl Strawberry for old ass, overpaid Robinson Cano and a closer who they should’ve known had a fluke season in 2018.
I think one of the reasons the MLB isn't stripping the Astros of their title is that people will ask the MLB why they didn't strip other teams for winning titles that were aided by steroids, bad umpire calls, or other forms of cheating.
I knew the Cubs portion was coming. I was hoping it wasn’t but it did. And he’s 100% correct But hey at least we got a new tv network, that most of Chicago still doesn’t have
The banging of the trash can was brilliant. You should get an Emmy for that rendition of the mlb version of casino, but the hammer is made out of a inflatable balloon.
0:11 0:52 WS Champion Washington Nats. 1:26 Gerrit Cole to NYY 1:56 Anthony Rendon to LAA 2:27 LA Dodgers get Mookie Betts 3:29 Josh Donaldson to MNT 4:01 Cincinnati Reds building up 4:31 Milwaukee Brewers 5:11 Cubs 5:30 Padres 5:58 White Sox 6:33 Phillys 7:07 Atlanta Braves 7:48 Cleveland 8:14 Arizona Diamondbacks with Madison Bumgardner & Starling Marte 8:49 Colorado and Arenado 10:00 Astros 10:53/11:03 12:00 The ripples 12:30 Mets: Beltran -> ???? Steve Cohen. Wacha & Porcello
Don't let the Astros scandal distract you from the fact that Bill O'Brien is still the head coach, GM, head water boy, and PR manager for the Texans...
Same! As an Astros fan living in Austin, I don’t know if I even want to watch baseball this year; I don’t know who to root for. I don’t even know if I want to go to Round Rock Express games this year.
Thank you for mentioning Game 5 specifically. My mom and I ate up every ounce of that amazing game, once we found out it was all a sham we were stunned. Astros should be ashamed of themselves, I want my 7 nights in October/November back.
Extra LOLMETS for you all that I posted in the UrinatingTree Discord: *(cue Mets voice)* 1) Seth Lugo has reported for Pitchers and Catchers, and he's sure to have a breakout year! *(bone breaking sound effect & unit lost)* How the FUCK do you even break your LEFT PINKY TOE in a god damn HOTEL LUGO! 2) Ok let's try this again, nobody get hurt in the first week before the games *(Wilhelm Scream)* And Luis Guillorme got hit in the face with a thrown ball by Luis or Rene Rivera. Which fucking Rivera did it? Rojas says it's nothing but we have another idiot manager on our hands folks. At least Guillorme took batting practice after this 3) Look, look at the Wilpons and the useless and idiotic management of our team (General Manager) take a jab at Zac Wheeler! Here's the direct quote: "Our health and performance department, our coaches all helped parlay 2 good half-seasons over 5 years into $118 Million." You cheap fucks are just salty that he went to a division rival, and the only reason he had 2 good half seasons was because the Mets were complete and utter dogshit outside of that 2015 run to the World Series. Get your facts straight next time. 4) The good old New York Post has reported that Yankees LEGEND Alex Rodriguez is "kicking the tires" on entering the upcoming auction to buy the Mets. Should he buy the Mets that would mean the Yankees would have 2 former legends/players of their team owning 2 NL East team (as Jeter owns the Marlins). And you signed Dellin Betances who is probably a Yankee spy so if A-Rod were to buy the Mets it would reveal to the baseball and sports world for eternity what we in New York and us Yankees fans (I'm a Yankees fan) have known for years already, that you have and always will be the Yankees bitch. 5) James Dolan, the fucking idiotic owner of the Knicks and Rangers, wants to buy your station. Not your team, your station you broadcast your games on. SNY. He wants to combine it with MSG and create a regional sports market juggernaut in the New York market. He doesn't have enough money to buy you yet since he's only worth $1.5 Billion but he'll find a way to buy you so he can ruin another New York team with the same colors as the Mets. Be glad he doesn't own the Islanders Isles fans, or he'd fuck you guys too since you are the same colors as the Knicks and Mets. Rangers fans be glad Dolan could care less about hockey or you guys would still be in a legacy of failure from 1940 or would be in lolcowdom still from that cup win in 1994. All of this LOLMETS plus the LOLMETS content UTree gave us surely gave us more than plenty of our offseason LOLMETS intake to digest. Here's to another season of LOLMETS! See you all at the Hater's Guide to the 2020 MLB Season Mets fans. OH YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT A BOBBY BONILLA REFERENCE? SEE YOU FOR BOBBY BONILLA DAY IN 127 DAYS, 3 HOURS, 4 MINUTES, AND 15 SECONDS MET FANS! THE GREATEST HOLIDAY IN ALL OF SPORTS! *(end Mets voice)*
Sime'on Manzac11 as a dodger fan for the majority of the decade no. When mattingly was manager the dodgers relied to much on Kershaw and Jansen when they had a terrible bullpen and the offense would always go cold. With little to no run support and a shit bullpen in the playoffs it was bound for them to lose. Plus it didn’t help that Kershaw kept getting lit up like a Christmas tree. And from ‘16, ‘18-‘19 it was Roberts being unable to manage in big situations and Kershaw being Kershaw in the playoffs. But for ‘17 it was different because that series was back and forth and it felt that any one can win. I was able to accept that the Asterisks won but with the cheating scandal, that series is tainted and they took that World Series from Dodgers and they have no remorse. Makes me appreciate the Nationals last year and how they beat us and beat the asterisks in the WS
@DaBaby Yoda Even if the Astros didn't cheat, you guys were going to lose that series anyway. And Dave Roberts isn't good at managing pitchers in the most crucial moments.
As an Astros, I to also feel cheated by them. Doesn’t even feel right to call us champs anymore. Would like to apologize on behalf of the city. We deserve any and all hate that comes our way. Should be a “interesting” season for us.
3 things in life are inevitable:
Death, taxes, and melee damage to Minute Maid Park’s trash cans
Rob Spaghetti • 38 years ago • edited damn that’s poetry
bruh a former tiger just won the Superbowl
Smash em for scrap.
J Fre Sammy Watkins
And Rob Manfred's incompetence.
"he'll want paid"
Tree's inner yinzer emerges.
Need to study
“NEW TREE UPLOAD”
Studying can wait.
AMEN
WillWrambles He needs to make a video about the Astros now!!
in the middle of a big project due tmr. same situation
I was reading Into The Wild for a quiz tomorrow. Then Tree uploaded a new video and now here I am. :P
Yes
last time I was this early Toronto could score on emergency goaltenders
The difference between the raptors and the leafs lmao
Why cant the leafs be like the Raptors 😫
Poor Steve Dangle
God damit
noobmaster69 They are, unfortunately they are impersonating the playoff chocking Raptors and are showing no signs of improvement.
Jose Altuve: "Nothing's working!"
Alex Cora: "Wait, Jose! We're not cavemen! We have TECHNOLOGY."
[proceeds to bang trash cans over the MLB and allegedly buzzers at the right time]
(2 and a half years later...)
Altuve: "It didn't work."
Cora: "This is all Mr. Manfred's fault!"
You forgot to add beltran in their too
Amazing lol
So happy to here "That's my Quarterback" missed this Opening.
“But it’s working so who the hell am I to judge?” Basically the Rays franchise summed up in a sentence.
I’m not a baseball fan and never will be but I’m really looking forward to seeing those crowd reactions at Astros away games this season
Heck they might get booed at home too
@@christophert.120 Nope, there are Houston fans who have taken shirts with their 'H' logo and combined it with the line of, "They are (H)ating on us". I'm not lying look it up 🤦🏽♂️
Should be very interesting.
@@C-Lightning There's literally an Astros fan on Tree's timelime saying they're living rent free in his head... What an idiot.
Hope they play Little Dummer Boy over the sound system
"The dodgers get more hope until they blow it in October"...Sheesh Tree, you didnt have to be this real in the first 2020 baseball video.
To be fair LA didnt choke 2017 and got cheated. Hopeful that Mookie is the answer that will finally bring LA the chip.
"Thank god for the Knicks"
The Mets “we promise the World Series ring is around the Conner in the next decade”
Knicks vs Mets: The Battle to be the Biggest laughingstock in NY Sports
The mets
We r the Knicks
@@Sonofthemusic nope, they'll just lose to the Royals again, because they'll totally win the world series
-a depressed Royals fan
r/brandnewsentance
Manfred really needs a standalone video.
Worst current Commissioner in American sports, and that's saying something with Goodell running the No Fun League and Bettman being a central figure in 3 different lockouts, one of which lasting an entire season. Manfred is the only one of the 4 that needs to be immediately removed for outright ruination of the sport; Bettman is the only other one I'd argue for resignation, but that's just to see change at the position.
@Harry Engel Bettman is the head of the NHL.
Harry Engel They both are horrible.
Breaking news:
The Astros sign stealing has trickled down to their employers and in the stands.
Sign stealing is all over baseball. I guess you're attacking them for using electronics which the investigation and baseball players admit spread to multiple teams throughout all of baseball. But yeah, keep acting like we are the bad evil ones dispite simply being the one caught.
Texas Sports TV Not that I should have to say this, but when referring to sign stealing trickling down to the employers, I meant POSTER signs, not electronic signs.
It ain't right but it happens
Texas Sports TV ur name shows enough about how bias u are
Sports Trap agreed
2:29 *Actual play of the LA Dodgers during the Playoffs* 🤣
Looney Tunes and MLB seems to go together pretty well.
It sucks, I was so happy for Houston when they won the WS, especially after the hurricane hit, it was such a feel good moment.
Now it's completely tainted
Now watch as they somehow win it all in 2020 without cheating just to spite those that forever revel in the cheating scandal.
Crazy Luigi
Have you seen Houston sports in general since 1995? It's not happening. The quicker you realize this, the less stupid you'll sound.
@@treymagathan847 Hey, I'm not someone that's thinking that in an earnest manner! After all, I'm an Arizona Diamondbacks fan myself who would love to have another World Series title if given the chance at it. No, I'm just preparing myself in a shitposting manner in the ever so weird event something like that could happen, is all.
As a Yankee fan in Texas, I was ok with it. Now I'm just bitter
Crazy Luigi they nearly won it last year with no cheating, I won’t be surprised if they do.
Thought it was a XFL sports ball, wondering if you’re ever going to do one.
He should but then again there are only 8 teams and things could get repetitive.
Brandon Vega I mean aaf worked well.
@@agotnext589 oh sh*t I completely forgot about the aaf nevemind then 😅
Aw3som3r_GAMING no the aaf didn’t work well look at the views. Also look st his recent state of the tree
@@ChrisH-mj2yu He means in terms of him doing bi-weekly videos on them before their sudden folding/shutdown of operations.
10:02 How did I see this coming? We're never gonna hear the end of this...
"We have technology"
Road Astros games are gonna be filled with Signs from fans all over the stadiums this season.
AKA: The Attitude Era Treatment. (Fun Era man. That and the Ruthless Aggression Era).
Edit: Just Hope that they don’t get taken away like what happened at Astros camp last night.
The Astros and Nationals have a no signs policy at their spring training facility.
@@cmurphy0707 so that's why they always steal the signs away.
MrUHOH415
Nowadays Vince has lost his touch, Wrestling Twitter is one of the most toxic places to be in, and Fans turn on people that deserve to be at the top.
I mean, who would hate on Becky Lynch? The Same people who hate Becky were probably the same bunch who wanted her to get a push. That shows how toxic Wrestling fans can be. She scratched and clawed her way to the top of the game.
Anyways, The Astros have passed the Yankees as the Most hated team in Baseball. Never thought that would be said.
Also some opposing-team fans mocking them by banging on trash can lids.
@@Potato___Man30
Because those are Fickle fans.
Me: hey haven’t the Mets been active this off season where’s the voice Mets voice: Baseball season is back Mets fans. Me: I am LOLMets pound *cries in Met*
Only reason why I watch can't wait for Mets 2020
Last time I was this early, Jose Altuve was the most loved player in baseball
That cheater betrayed all short guys he has inspired. I wish the most fitting karma to happen to him.
PipeGuy64Bit there’s evidence that he didn’t cheat
Flameosaurus can I please see this. I really don’t want him to be a cheater
@@bluu_ash2394 some guy actually went back and broke down how many bangs each player got throughout the season, and altuve had less than 2%, and correa said that altuve couldn't hit like that and his bangs were actually on accident and he went full Napoleon a couple times on them for doing it to him
Steven Woods well he had something which means he did cheat
The Nintendo 64 songs had me feeling nostalgic.
Which ones, exactly?
@@crazyluigi6664 The one from GoldenEye.
Crazy Luigi The Goldeneye and the lullaby song from Mario 64
And Mortal Kombat
That Rusty Bucket Bay music at 10:51 tho. Banjo Kazooie represent
Jim Crane: "Wait guys! We're not cheaters!! It didn't affect the playoffs."
Everyone: "Oh Brother THIS GUY STINKS!!!!"
Did bettet than those bitching dodgers fans
@Jimmy Hall they stole Catcher signs illegally using technology to give their batters an unfair advantage as they knew what pitches were coming
LOLAstros
Astros vs mets in a world series. We will call it the "LOLseries
When your team does what its supposed to do and stay quiet in the offseason, thus Tree doesn't mention them (yet).
*oh yeah, its all coming together now*
The Mariners had a LOF video not too long ago; is a 2020 WS title perhaps in the cards? Hey, no one at all was expecting the Nats to get one last year.
I see you invested in iron pants as well. As long as they do their trademark "punching," it should hurt them more than us.
:P
@Justinn Zamora Because no matter who is in the front office, they wouldn't know how to rebuild if you gave them a set of Legos.
Lou Piniella was the best to ever happen to the team, but the apathy from the higher-ups forced his decision to step down as their manager.
Royals fan agrees
Hey Tree, can you do a quick video on the Leafs losing to a 42 year old Zambone Driver who works for the team. 😂.
Is this TB Lighting level of chocking?
You mean the 2020 StAnLeY cUp ChAmPiOn Leafs?
I blame that the kids were unsupervised with Patrick Marleau gone.
Razh 80 nonono they are the new Washington capitals
The use of footage from Baseball Bugs really makes me laugh. Nice.
Wham! Another Homer!
You weren't supposed to record my snoring in your bed...
That wasn't a bed. That was a pig trough. You were quite fond of Belgians that day.
DID SOMEONE SAY PIG TROUGH?!
@@UrinatingTree Can't wait to see you do the Leafs got embarrassed video.
Seriously Cubs?
Only Steven Souza Jr? And your thinking of Trading Bryant? Why?
Just a note for the Astros players: I know you are not bad guys, you probably never want to break the rules and just got affected by other players who start that, or you guys probably have gotten the benefits of stealing signs and keep using it until you guys get caught. Anyway, you guys have to face the punishment because of the mistakes that you made or your team made. However, this is all the past, we are now having a new era. This doesn't mean we will forget that, but we need to move on, and so do you guys. I don't how much distraction, depression that you guys facing since the scandal comes out, and all people show their hates and disrespect on you guys. Hoping to let you guys know, that there are still many people expect you guys come back strong. There are still many people who support you. There are still many friends and family members on your back. You guys have great lives, this is not end of the world. Come back strongly like a man! I am not going to forget this or forgive this but hoping you guys can climb back. I can't wait to see the moment you guys win the 2020 champion, embracing each other and crying for all the efforts and promises that you made to yourself.
3:49 is that? Adventures of batman and robin on Sega Genesis music? It is? I LOVE THAT GAME SO MUCH!
It’s always a good day when you see TWISB
Now we have the MLB version of the Patriots
THE HOUSTON ASTROS
Last time I was that early, I had respect for Altuve and pegged him as a possible candidate for the future unanimous HOF selection.
Not even an hour after the vid dropped and you have 1500 likes. I’ve been here since before you’d even get that number, congrats man
aidan
Shoot, I was around when he was the Fat Mann Judgeth. I didn't rediscover him until 2016.
Been here since haters guide to 2017 season best discovery ever
No one works an advertisement into a video so smooth and naturally as Tree
Can’t wait for the name of lolmets to be given to lolastros LGM
not so fast lol
You guys still keep the name lolmets but. Don’t get ahead of yourself there lmfao
Trash Cans should file a lawsuit for abuse
Week in a sports ball: XFL week 1-3
Thank you! I've been begging for this since the end of Week 1.
I'm thinking of doing something regarding my general thoughts on the league.
UrinatingTree cool
@@UrinatingTree I accept that as an answer.
@@UrinatingTree we need a video about the NHL Trade Deadline and a real Congrats video for the Nationals.
Its that time once again, Baseball is back.
The Astros are public enemy number 1.
Their away games are going to be lit this upcoming season.
A A literally watching baseball just so I can catch Astros away games
Hahaha Yeah, you're right. I agree with you
LOLAstros vs LOLMets
@Razh 80 Go look up the Astros sign stealing scandal.
I don't feel like Tree's background video game music gets enough credit so... yeah, I like it.
Astros: "WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY."
Nats: "That's cute."
The Nats have radiation, if the Chernobyl-themed post-WS video is any indication.
There's an article that talks about all the other teams that have cheated and what I've seen for Cubs and Nats is they dabbled in the same technology but they didnt "do it enough."
More baseball content this year please, Tree.
Nice to see another Suns fan here for these videos! :D
Don’t mind me. I’m just waiting for the part of the video where Tree tear’s the Astros a new one
That's what I came for as well.
Same here
I was hoping for a separate burn vid, but I enjoyed what we got immensely.
@@shikatsu Same.
On a side note: GO BIG BLUE!!
5:40 Always thought pagan looked kinda off in that highlight
Crazy that we are about to live in a world where the dodgers or Yankees aren’t the most hated team in baseball
Congrats Trashstros
Losing Rendon is gonna hurt me so much as a Nats fan.
shouldn’t of hurt you to much
@@MADDIIXX little did I know what was to come next
I am trying to find a third source for my assignment but Tree uploads so my research can wait
Always nice to see that sportsball intro thank you for this vid tree keep up the quality content
I like how the Kluber jinx gave Cleveland a generational closer out of nowhere
When utree make a video it always a good day
My goodness baseball tree is finally back , I’ve missed it so much 😭😭
Me: on phone. See's notification. Click's faster than the Mets tanking.
Alek Jenkins Mets are good Also when there had it’s not because they’re thinking it’s because their ownership New York baseball team will never ever tank
@@lfgmets49 honestly I mostly said that because of the five points stream
Jurgis Schmedlen '23 coming from a Phillies fan smh 🤦♂️
Jurgis Schmedlen '23 ur a Phillies fan so ima take that with a grain of salt
Lol the Mets aren’t tanking. If they were, they wouldn’t have given up their best OF prospect since Darryl Strawberry for old ass, overpaid Robinson Cano and a closer who they should’ve known had a fluke season in 2018.
LOLMETS was genuinely used as comedy relief from the sign stealing drama. Tree you’re a genius
The Astros cheating is why I have trust issues.
I think one of the reasons the MLB isn't stripping the Astros of their title is that people will ask the MLB why they didn't strip other teams for winning titles that were aided by steroids, bad umpire calls, or other forms of cheating.
Haven’t clicked on a notification this fast in a while
Looking at these sports videos now in March is so depressing
I knew the Cubs portion was coming. I was hoping it wasn’t but it did. And he’s 100% correct
But hey at least we got a new tv network, that most of Chicago still doesn’t have
The banging of the trash can was brilliant. You should get an Emmy for that rendition of the mlb version of casino, but the hammer is made out of a inflatable balloon.
Ah yes MLB fee agency, a yearly reminder that my Rockies have 35 dollars and 6 food stamps to spend compared to the Yankees.
As a Giants fan, that outro clip gave me my first baseball related semi chub in a long while and for that, I thank you.
Perfect combo:
SeatGeek and Honey
0:11
0:52 WS Champion Washington Nats.
1:26 Gerrit Cole to NYY
1:56 Anthony Rendon to LAA
2:27 LA Dodgers get Mookie Betts
3:29 Josh Donaldson to MNT
4:01 Cincinnati Reds building up
4:31 Milwaukee Brewers
5:11 Cubs 5:30 Padres 5:58 White Sox
6:33 Phillys
7:07 Atlanta Braves
7:48 Cleveland
8:14 Arizona Diamondbacks with Madison Bumgardner & Starling Marte
8:49 Colorado and Arenado
10:00 Astros 10:53/11:03
12:00 The ripples
12:30 Mets: Beltran -> ????
Steve Cohen. Wacha & Porcello
LOLMETS just happened. And the season hasn’t even started.
You must not be a Mets fan. Stuff like that is what we call Wednesday
3 things certain in life 3.taxes 2.death 1.tree promoting seat geek
yeah but at least none of them lost to a 42-year-old Zamboni driver
Don't let the Astros scandal distract you from the fact that Bill O'Brien is still the head coach, GM, head water boy, and PR manager for the Texans...
lmao now stands for "Laughing My Astros Off"
The funniest baseball video I’ve ever seen in my life even if I’m 4 months late
I request a video on hockey’s newest hero, David Ayres
liked that mk3 subway soundtrack
Okay, who all thought that we were getting an XFL video?
I
Mesousa Gaby after what happened with the AAF, he’s probably waiting to see if it even last a full season.
As a Giants fan, I thank you for the LOLMETS at the end.
I will give the 2017 Astros this, at least they got me back into baseball.Now I don't understand why I came back to this sport now I feel duped.
Same! As an Astros fan living in Austin, I don’t know if I even want to watch baseball this year; I don’t know who to root for. I don’t even know if I want to go to Round Rock Express games this year.
PyroRock814 I’ll root for The Braves and Rangers.
Thank you for mentioning Game 5 specifically. My mom and I ate up every ounce of that amazing game, once we found out it was all a sham we were stunned. Astros should be ashamed of themselves, I want my 7 nights in October/November back.
Much more of a football fan so I was very confused when I heard Hunter Renfroe mentioned. Thought he was a tight end lol.
Last time I was this early the trash can wasn’t touched yet
I’m a Dodger fan and I’m going to the Angels home opener against the Astros just to boo them lmao
I know Yankee fans who are going to the Mets vs. Astros game in June to boo them since they don't go to Yankee Stadium until September
How confident this video was that nothing would intervene with every one’s plans
You need to talk about what just happened to the Columbus Blue Jackets
What just happened with them?
Sgt. Hartmans reaction was fitting for Gerrit Cole's contract.
*see Carlos Beltran still has a job*
*Trash banging music stops*
5:30 The Runway from GoldenEye 64? 90s me approves, Tree.
Will you be doing sportball videos on the XFL or are you taking a different approach than the AAF?
I'm shooting for a different approach. Mainly because the AAF really soured me on a recap-based vid.
UrinatingTree if I was you, I’d wait to see if the XFL even last a full season before making a video about it.
1:49 when Gunnery Sargent Hartman comes up you know you’ve screwed up.
9:59 BEST. MEME. EVER!
I miss the cat and the ghosts in the intro. Hopefully the memes will be strong early into the season.
11:02 *houston asterisks
9:59 this is by far the best thing I’ve seen today.
9:58 what everyone here is looking for
10:59 was Beautiful
All of a sudden I feel a massive urge to play the Runway level of GoldenEye on the N64.
Extra LOLMETS for you all that I posted in the UrinatingTree Discord:
*(cue Mets voice)*
1) Seth Lugo has reported for Pitchers and Catchers, and he's sure to have a breakout year! *(bone breaking sound effect & unit lost)* How the FUCK do you even break your LEFT PINKY TOE in a god damn HOTEL LUGO!
2) Ok let's try this again, nobody get hurt in the first week before the games *(Wilhelm Scream)* And Luis Guillorme got hit in the face with a thrown ball by Luis or Rene Rivera. Which fucking Rivera did it? Rojas says it's nothing but we have another idiot manager on our hands folks. At least Guillorme took batting practice after this
3) Look, look at the Wilpons and the useless and idiotic management of our team (General Manager) take a jab at Zac Wheeler! Here's the direct quote: "Our health and performance department, our coaches all helped parlay 2 good half-seasons over 5 years into $118 Million." You cheap fucks are just salty that he went to a division rival, and the only reason he had 2 good half seasons was because the Mets were complete and utter dogshit outside of that 2015 run to the World Series. Get your facts straight next time.
4) The good old New York Post has reported that Yankees LEGEND Alex Rodriguez is "kicking the tires" on entering the upcoming auction to buy the Mets. Should he buy the Mets that would mean the Yankees would have 2 former legends/players of their team owning 2 NL East team (as Jeter owns the Marlins). And you signed Dellin Betances who is probably a Yankee spy so if A-Rod were to buy the Mets it would reveal to the baseball and sports world for eternity what we in New York and us Yankees fans (I'm a Yankees fan) have known for years already, that you have and always will be the Yankees bitch.
5) James Dolan, the fucking idiotic owner of the Knicks and Rangers, wants to buy your station. Not your team, your station you broadcast your games on. SNY. He wants to combine it with MSG and create a regional sports market juggernaut in the New York market. He doesn't have enough money to buy you yet since he's only worth $1.5 Billion but he'll find a way to buy you so he can ruin another New York team with the same colors as the Mets. Be glad he doesn't own the Islanders Isles fans, or he'd fuck you guys too since you are the same colors as the Knicks and Mets. Rangers fans be glad Dolan could care less about hockey or you guys would still be in a legacy of failure from 1940 or would be in lolcowdom still from that cup win in 1994.
All of this LOLMETS plus the LOLMETS content UTree gave us surely gave us more than plenty of our offseason LOLMETS intake to digest. Here's to another season of LOLMETS! See you all at the Hater's Guide to the 2020 MLB Season Mets fans.
OH YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T LEAVE WITHOUT A BOBBY BONILLA REFERENCE? SEE YOU FOR BOBBY BONILLA DAY IN 127 DAYS, 3 HOURS, 4 MINUTES, AND 15 SECONDS MET FANS! THE GREATEST HOLIDAY IN ALL OF SPORTS!
*(end Mets voice)*
Been waiting for mlb free agency recap
You don’t wanna know how fast I clicked on this video😂
urinatingtree really like video game soundtracks, i heard MK 3, and Goldeneye 64 music in the video
Three things are inevitable:
Taxes, death, and the Astros got caught cheating and maybe a World Series title will be taken away
change #3 to LOLMets
#3 is Kershaw choking in the postseason
StellarStarmie The World Series title will never be taken away Rob Manfred already said this
School in the morning.. need sleep... sees a baseball video and watches immediately
Last time I was this early, the Astros didn’t have any signs yet.
Tree is back
So, I want to ask Yankees fans and Dodgers fans this: Was it really the Astros fault that you choked in the 2010s?
Sime'on Manzac11 as a dodger fan for the majority of the decade no. When mattingly was manager the dodgers relied to much on Kershaw and Jansen when they had a terrible bullpen and the offense would always go cold. With little to no run support and a shit bullpen in the playoffs it was bound for them to lose. Plus it didn’t help that Kershaw kept getting lit up like a Christmas tree. And from ‘16, ‘18-‘19 it was Roberts being unable to manage in big situations and Kershaw being Kershaw in the playoffs. But for ‘17 it was different because that series was back and forth and it felt that any one can win. I was able to accept that the Asterisks won but with the cheating scandal, that series is tainted and they took that World Series from Dodgers and they have no remorse. Makes me appreciate the Nationals last year and how they beat us and beat the asterisks in the WS
Remember the Astros where rock bottom in the early 2010s.And now the most hated team after getting success thats sad
@DaBaby Yoda Even if the Astros didn't cheat, you guys were going to lose that series anyway. And Dave Roberts isn't good at managing pitchers in the most crucial moments.
@DaBaby Yoda And if Dave Roberts didn't put an exhausted Jansen at the mound when Alex Bregman was around.
Goldeneye soundtrack enabled
I know who’s winning the World Series
Not the Astros
Dark Wolf That will be funny if the make it to the playoffs this years and y’all are gonna cry about it.
@Dark Wolf Seriously this is worse than the Black Sox scandal.
@Dark Wolf It'll be known as The Curse of the Trash-tros by the first 20 years.
As an Astros, I to also feel cheated by them. Doesn’t even feel right to call us champs anymore. Would like to apologize on behalf of the city. We deserve any and all hate that comes our way. Should be a “interesting” season for us.