I know its all jokes and comedy but their representation/thought process of India is literally 20 years old. While on the other hand whatever people make fun of America for is literally happening right now on the street.
Yeah everyone knows the West Indies dominated cricket in the 1970s and 1980s and Caribbeans lost interest in the sport to play more lucrative sports like soccer, basketball and boxing and athletics. So this allowed Australia to dominate once black people stopped caring about this colonial sport. India and Pakistan care more about cricket more than any other countries because it is the only major international sport they are good at. If they were good at soccer like black people they wouldn’t care about cricket, but cricket is the only thing they are good at so are so passionate about it, yet they still lose to countries where it is a minor sport lol😂
@@plutoneptune well if you get out with scoring a single run, it is referred to as a duck in cricket, sir don averaged 96.6 in his whole cricketing career, he only needed a single run to score to reach the avg of 100, 100 avg in cricket is considered as you to be in God level, but don Bradman got duck out in his last match against a debutent hence his career avg remained in 96.6, so Donald duck
Bro that is that famous pic of thousands standing on top of a train which they are talking about and idk why there's this perception made in west that this pic is from India when in reality it is of Bangladesh during EID lol!
@@Jar4495 Well India has 93% railway electrification so unless people are planning to get electrocuted en masse they wouldn't want to sit on top of Indian trains so yea sure.
One sport country?? Does akash know that india are 8 time Olympic champs in field hockey and we are a WC winners. Why is he saying Indian cricket team are chockers when they are already 2x time ODI WC winners, one time T20 winners and champions trophy winners. The men's badminton team won the Thomas cup. We are slowly moving away from the obsession with cricket but it will take time. For Pun intended, he could have said India's biggest victory came against USA in Olympics when they defeated them 24-0.
@@Nisha-ze1ji I lived in the UK and decided to come back to live in India. There are millions like me. Anyone who wants to build businesses and a f-ton of money has been migrating back to India cause this is where the future is. The ones migrating out mostly consist of corporate slaves in search of "work-life" balance.
Been noticing for a long time.... Andrew doesn't respect Aakash at all!! He makes interaction awkward many a times. I think he doesn't understand Aakash is the reason Indians watch his stuff most of the time. A reminder to mr. Schulz!! Be a bit humble otherwise it doesn't take so long things will come crashing down for him.
Akash is gonna be famous even more than Andrew but still Akash will be supportive of Andrew forgetting all that because that's the nature of indians,once you're a friend your heart can't take it when you get hit by a friend and you Rather continue being normal than different. Bless Akash and his family for bringing up a good hearted men❤ Kumar-Singapore
To sum it up Australia : is world cup winners and nervers of steels they are the best India : is also great team but they choke in semi and final South Africa: Great team but not for championships real chokers Pakistan: the unpredictable team u might get the best game or very lame game England: is good team but not for championships New Zealand: Doesn't have great individual players but great teamwork team West indies : they play base ball in cricket.. but they have gone down
Bangladesh : They almost win and cause upset but then they lose because of their overconfidence. Afghanistan : Really passionate team with bright future ahead. Westindies : Really good T20 players but lack unity, passion and have bad team management. Srilanka : Team that crumbled after their senior and extremely talented players retired.
Another US comedian with Indian heritage acting like he knows India, cricket and looking down on it. The title of the chokers is given to South Africa. Any fan would know that. India won the world cup twice and the first t20 world cup. Even this time they reached the finals undefeated. But yeah, let's toss all that aside!!
@@zayn659 I am from India too and a team chokes until it gets a capable leader. Everyone said the opposite when Ganguly and Dhoni were leading because we were winning ICC tournamnets including world cup. Unlike SOuth Africa, we had our great moments too is what I was saying. But this guy in the video basically introduced the team as bad to other Americans who don't know much about the sport. For god's sake, the Schulz asked the other guy if he was taller in India. That's the level of ignorance and stereotype!
If I was at Akash's place, I would have been more aggressive than he was our team played so damn good throughout the tournament, we dominated the fucking tournament but in finals shit happened and we lost that doesn't mean our team was bad or something and Akash is not an India he is an American, so he doesn't have the passion we have. Also, India is a developing country those people who were is the bike have not much resources they are just happy with what they have. Whatso ever at least we don't have guns in local store, kids are safe at schools and our crime rate is lower than your "developed country" And yes Andrew we are coming😎
But you are bad athletes due to low bone density and low muscle mass and weak muscle attachments and that is due to being bartering merchants for 10 000 years. Sorry.
@@nealharris6167 well we're not taking it away from them. But everyone obviously knows that india is the best team. It's like saying Argentina is the best at football cuz it won the wc. Like ofc not its Brazil. India has dominated Australia always. One bad day doesn't decide whos the better team. Australia lost to india in the same tournament before.
@@nealharris6167 it had to happen to one team or the other. One can say that we're always the unlucky ones ig. Also it's not true btw we win Asia cup finals almost every year including this year. Our team succumbs to pressure in the wc.
@@sumitrajan8489if it's Schulz it will happen, he is one hardworking mf. And he literally goes to the venue a day before, not just showing up on event day and realize everything is f up.
"when you go to developing cultures like India take some gifts like soda or fanta or some shit"🤣 Definitely knows a lot about Culture. He actually does (have seen his stand-up for for 4 years now) but he thinks he knows much more than he actually knows works great for his stand up but when he is seriously talking ends up believing absurd things
I understand you guys try to push the line but I haven’t heard one minute of this pod but see comments talking about racism with all due respect yall need to cut down just a bit remember you guys are bigger then what you think. Still number one podcast for me and Ill never be offended to everything but to to get the next level and make real chance with your talent. Just take that into hand
Dumbest Video ever. India actually won the T20 world cup beating Australia in the semi-finals soon after then heart break final in the 50 over world up, so yeah, India is not known as chokers of cricket at all. South Africa is associated with being chokers sometimes and that is because they haven't won a world cup since long after coming close in the finals. Even I know that, I am not even a regular cricket follower, I just watch the world cups.
Bro, indian was the alpha team of the world cup. TBH Aussies lucked out. I love Australian team but in this tournament they were not as dominant as Ponting's Australia.
Everytime Schulz talks about India whether its with Akaash or Saagar the dude is massively wrong. Even his jokes are off. Didn’t see these “edgy” jokes in that Middle East tour where the “bro” resorted to smoking hookah and sheesha like another damn tourist. Would love to see some authentic humor instead of shitting on the short easy guy… That India WC loss still hurts 😏
He literally started by calling the middle easterners towels in that tour! Not to mention, defecating on hookers etc etc. Andrew dishes it out to everyone.
@@englishforsrilanka2535 But where are the Khashoggi jokes? Where are the women jokes? All I am saying is, it is easy to go after the local midget and a democratic country and call them “terrorists” and not a bunch of monarchists who are paying the bill well. Very disappointing!
It's unrealistic to expect him to cover the entire gamut of middle eastern humor/roasting in one segment? If you've followed his work, he dishes it out to anyone. I rest my case with him calling Arabs towels to their face during his gulf tour. Self deprecation is a quality by which we must all aspire. it's relaxing to laugh at oneself@@maverickmegastar There are plenty of examples of him going after the Jewish, Scottish, and Italians of whom he descends. This is my subjective approach to comedy.
@@englishforsrilanka2535 calling arabs towels to their face is like calling Indian food "spicy. How do you handle this shit?" I am all for self-deprecation when it is done right. The guy shits on people who can take it - Europeans, Indians, etc kinda goes easy on well, not so tolerant cultures - Middle East, Chinese etc. Would love to hear some spy balloon jokes in Shanghai and some terrorist, Khashoggi jokes in the Middle East.
@@TheMissiIeI'm afghani. If we're talking best team of all time, it's undoubtedly India. Australia isn't too bad though. Wish our team was just as good.....
I would like to be interested in cricket but don't they have games that last 5 days and can still end in a tie? I think i heard about a cricket league with 3 hour games but is that considered legit cricket?
Mate, there's three main different formats of cricket. Test matches are the oldest and most elite of the three that can go on for multiple days. But if you're just getting into cricket watch limited overs cricket T20 or ODI, mainly T20 cricket which is the 3hour format, which is the professional league, and yes it is legit cricket but some purist dont like it as much, but it is the most competitive format. IPL's the best league to watch.
@l.sdesilva3218 I kinda have a basic understanding of the game (I think lol- it's mainly from jomboy breakdowns). To me it seems like it's a silly version of baseball, but I love baseball so I think I would still be into it. Some of the catching rules seem weird but I like that there's no foul ground. You can still score on hit balls that foul back (right?). The running back and forth seems silly. Still not sure how pitching/bowling works. PS: as I'm typing this, I just realized it's called bowling because you're throwing a ball to knock down pins - like in bowling 🎳. Duh!
@@DanielOrteez Yeh Jomboy's solid. "You can still score on hit balls that foul back (right?)." - Not sure what u mean by this exactly? Also I get that some things seem silly but that's probably cos in your mind your comparing it to baseball, like running back and forth. Cos from my perspective doing a home run is one and done, whereas batsmen get to keep batting and rack up as many runs as possible. And so is wearing gloves if you're not a catcher. With bowling, u have to bowl 6 legal deliveries to the batman, those 6 legal deliveries are called an "over". An illegal delivery is if the ball is bowled: too wide (left or right of the batsman, or too high on the bounce that goes over the head), or if it given as a no-ball (when the bowler steps over the line or if the ball is above waist height on the foul), then batting team is given one extra run, and the bowler has to redo that previous ball. Once an over is delivered a different bowler is called up, as a bowler cannot bowl two consecutive overs. In T20, once 20 overs have been bowled, the other team then bowls their innings. There are 2 main types of bowling, pace bowling and spin bowling. Pace (fast) bowling, u typically bowl with speed in mind, whether that be medium fast or fast, and a pace bowler usually try to swing (curve) the ball in the air. Spin bowling is typically slower, where the bowler uses their finger or wrists, to rapidly spin the bowl so when it bounces in spins either left or right.
Cricket has three formats Test cricket, the 5 day one you're talking about. One day cricket (or ODIs), that was the world cup one that they're discussing, it lasts for about 8 to 9 hours. Then there's T20 cricket (or T20Is), that's the one you're looking for, it lasts for about 3 hrs. T20 is the fastest growing format, I suggest you to pick it up, the Indian Premier League (or the IPL) is of the t20 format and it will start during April to May next year. And a month later we'll have the T20 world cup. So you'll have a good amount of T20 cricket in the coming months. I hope you learn more about the game from watching it, it's quite easy actually. Don't know why I'm typing so much, but i hope this helped.😁👍
@@DanielOrteezi can see why running back and forth would look silly to a person who doesn't quite understand the sport.😂 But running in a funny way can also be seen in basketball, football and baseball. They're all legit games once you understand what it means.
Why can’t Akash do that to HIM ? Bcoz india is developing country so he can’t speak ? As this guy mentioned. He is being racist whole time towards Indians of thier culture, living standards and Color. Andrew should learn more about America history rather than mocking other cultures
its funny how akash can never defend wittily cz he has very less knowledge abt it.let andrew sit with some indian genuine comics i will see how he keeps bullying them lol
youre probably better off with him. the last time whites entered your country, many locals were killed and riches were stolen. do you really need another racist white guy in your country?
U know mexican and indian with their motorbikes with 6 passenegers…thats nothing..u need to visit Egypt..u will see 10 people on the littlest of bikes available
These three kids need to grow up..😅 seems they still believe India is that OLD sh-t.. remember we are most earning community in America, so there must be something in DNA + We are sensible and respectful people, two Words you may never heard in your life... 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Indians may be the chokers but at least you're not the perpetual psychosis, the never ending fever dream and the absolute manifestation of "sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit" that is the Pakistan team. Dude these guys can in the same freakin tournament make you feel like "we're so over" and "we're so winning this", 50 times over. Guess we're so traumatised by the bookie shit that we make sure we never get accused of that ever again by how we perform. Also, obligatory Ha Ha, guess Shah's billions, the bullshittery by the BCCI and the Big 3 mafia moves still couldn't get you guys the world cup
Americans and their choke terminology, on that day Australia were just very good. If you play same match a 100 times India with that form would come out 99 times victorious. But Australia absolutely suffocated Indian batting line up with superb fielding. Saying India choked is kind of very demeaning to what Australia did on that day. Give Aussies some credit man.
Akaash and Andrew vring Dr. K on your podcast! Mans om fire on youtube and twitch! Monk, harvard doc , jamming indian philosophy and modern psychology and changing lives ! Have a conversation!😊
Nobody is interested in watching American Football. They need a full set of body armour just to get tackled. You can't use opponents to springboard up for a higher catch. The field is tiny. AFL is elite.
Oh my god T20 is coming to the U.S! Oh brother who comes the boring T20 to the U.S.A. that's fine with us. But i am bringing the superbowl to india you watch see.
India could have american football as their number 1 sport and have a population of 8 billion and still never have one player in the league. Genes matter.
My dad wore a Australia cricket shirt the next day at work and the Indians complained and he had to remove it and was sent home? 😅 they're still salty about it till this day. 🤷🏾
This man Akash is INCREDIBLY weak in data .Cricket is NOT the ONLY sport in India In 1928, the Indian men's hockey team won its first Olympic gold medal and until 1960, the Indian men's team remained unbeaten in the Olympics, winning six gold medals in a row. We had an GOLD medallist in Javelin Throw in the Tokyo olympics.We have wrestling,shooting,archery, men's and women's hockey etc .Our para atheletes have won more than 19 medals so far in d 2024 olympics.
@@kk7420lol do tell. Australia has been playing Test cricket for 150 years, they have won 3 times as many CWCs than the next best teams, they have won every single ICC trophy, most multiple times. What have India actually done? They have a population 56 times bigger than Australia and with all those people they can't find 11 men who can beat the Australian team.
Big dawgs, you aint seen half of this nation, we got it all, and don't be feeling fresh and laugh at our shit, this is brown nation, third world, but we still g. And pull up here, you'll see the beauty in the mud.
INDIA AND CHINA have high population because these two countries have the highest amount of resources a man ever needs to survive , therefore the population of these two countries is the highest since the world started
To win every single match, then to choke in the finals, thats classic India. Australia's actually GOATED tho.
Winning culture....it's a shame the US never played cricket
🇮🇳 classic india is having world records breaking players does Australia have any?
Lose the toss lose the game
@@rutvikmagodia3030Maxwell. Checkm8
@@rutvikmagodia3030trophies is what matter
I'm not Indian (Australian actually) but these guys have some serious misperceptions (and slightly racist) about India
Someone sees that finally!
Yes , the Indian guy is actually try to portray himself as diffrent to look cool
well Akash is indian and their just busting balls.
Yea, that’s the point. That’s flagrant comedy
It's Flagrant shii get over it foo
I know its all jokes and comedy but their representation/thought process of India is literally 20 years old. While on the other hand whatever people make fun of America for is literally happening right now on the street.
Very true bro and the person talking on behalf of Indian doesnt know a single thing what to say.
You guys storm the agra fort too.
Aakash doesn't know cricket, why does he act like he does? 😂😂
He wants to get acknowledged amidst these American friends of him even on the cost of shitting on India.
Yeah everyone knows the West Indies dominated cricket in the 1970s and 1980s and Caribbeans lost interest in the sport to play more lucrative sports like soccer, basketball and boxing and athletics. So this allowed Australia to dominate once black people stopped caring about this colonial sport. India and Pakistan care more about cricket more than any other countries because it is the only major international sport they are good at. If they were good at soccer like black people they wouldn’t care about cricket, but cricket is the only thing they are good at so are so passionate about it, yet they still lose to countries where it is a minor sport lol😂
@@Delboy0caribbeans are complete trash at soccer tho lol
@@aflatoon9390That's how almost every Indian acts outside of India,Sad Reality.
@@Delboy0 FACTS
Donald Duck is named after the greatest Cricket player of all time "The Donald" Bradman. Aussie
His record of avg runs will never be broken. No one is even remotely close
What's the connection between Donald Duck and Donald Bradman?
@@plutoneptune well if you get out with scoring a single run, it is referred to as a duck in cricket, sir don averaged 96.6 in his whole cricketing career, he only needed a single run to score to reach the avg of 100, 100 avg in cricket is considered as you to be in God level, but don Bradman got duck out in his last match against a debutent hence his career avg remained in 96.6, so Donald duck
The most talented Donald Cricketer was and is Allan Donald
@@benudharmadhi415499.94***
Akaash is one of those NRIs who acts American in front of Indians and acts Indian in front of Americans
People on top of the train? Dude you must be imagining india of the 90's
Bro that is that famous pic of thousands standing on top of a train which they are talking about and idk why there's this perception made in west that this pic is from India when in reality it is of Bangladesh during EID lol!
U sure
@@Jar4495 Well India has 93% railway electrification so unless people are planning to get electrocuted en masse they wouldn't want to sit on top of Indian trains so yea sure.
The situation is even worse now....
Due to electrification of railways people are not on the top of train, they are inside, even inside toilets
One sport country?? Does akash know that india are 8 time Olympic champs in field hockey and we are a WC winners. Why is he saying Indian cricket team are chockers when they are already 2x time ODI WC winners, one time T20 winners and champions trophy winners. The men's badminton team won the Thomas cup. We are slowly moving away from the obsession with cricket but it will take time. For Pun intended, he could have said India's biggest victory came against USA in Olympics when they defeated them 24-0.
Akash doesn't know much about India. It's fine though. Can't expect it of him, especially cause he doesn't live here.
@@arunsar7893who would want to live in India 😂😂😂
@@Nisha-ze1ji I lived in the UK and decided to come back to live in India. There are millions like me. Anyone who wants to build businesses and a f-ton of money has been migrating back to India cause this is where the future is. The ones migrating out mostly consist of corporate slaves in search of "work-life" balance.
Been noticing for a long time.... Andrew doesn't respect Aakash at all!! He makes interaction awkward many a times. I think he doesn't understand Aakash is the reason Indians watch his stuff most of the time. A reminder to mr. Schulz!!
Be a bit humble otherwise it doesn't take so long things will come crashing down for him.
See the same. He is a racist dog.
No one cares what Indians do or don’t watch
Akash is stupid
"Been noticing for a long time.... Andrew doesn't respect Aakash at all!!" - True that.
Akash is gonna be famous even more than Andrew but still Akash will be supportive of Andrew forgetting all that because that's the nature of indians,once you're a friend your heart can't take it when you get hit by a friend and you Rather continue being normal than different. Bless Akash and his family for bringing up a good hearted men❤
Kumar-Singapore
Average male Indian Height is 5'9'. Akash you stop saying you're average height in India. Making us all look bad.
No bro that's in the US I think the average in India is 5'7
The average Indian male is 5' 5 and a half
Only Khatris and Gujjars are that tall in India
@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now because you don't live in areas where people measure 4'8 and 5'2? 🤦
@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now I live in India.
maxwell you fucking legend
You mean Travis head
@@UTKARSHARJUNMaxwell’s 201 was what sparked their winning mentality back to life
@@UTKARSHARJUN yeah maxwell is the real hero hahah
What an innings. 🤯
To sum it up
Australia : is world cup winners and nervers of steels they are the best
India : is also great team but they choke in semi and final
South Africa: Great team but not for championships real chokers
Pakistan: the unpredictable team u might get the best game or very lame game
England: is good team but not for championships
New Zealand: Doesn't have great individual players but great teamwork team
West indies : they play base ball in cricket.. but they have gone down
Bangladesh : They almost win and cause upset but then they lose because of their overconfidence.
Afghanistan : Really passionate team with bright future ahead.
Westindies : Really good T20 players but lack unity, passion and have bad team management.
Srilanka : Team that crumbled after their senior and extremely talented players retired.
Not for champions england just won t20 and odi wc
Bro... We so have great individual players and great teamwork. But NZ is playing uphill against the system.
@@lonewolfe2502the u-19 is the last Afghan cricket team. They are all refugees and not living in their country.
@@haydengoodall6767I enjoyed seeing them. Also, I don't mind if you deported Rachin. 😂
Americans need to get into cricket. Elite sport.
India,Pakistan and countries that Indians have migrated too are the only countries that play it. Sure it’s elite?
Take it back, totally elite. Very few play it.
usa has a cricket team . they are slowly getting there
@@F40-c4i
Even fewer play American Rugby.
I'm a lifelong cricket fan, and No, it is NOT an elite sport
Brown coolie ✨
- Abhijit Chavda
"India's known as the choke team" ????? 🤔🤔 looks like blud been hangin out with ramiz raza
India known as the choke team ? That seems about right to me .
@@macman1469who are you mr
@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_nowthat is not an international trophy man
@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now ya that cup is useless. Even a team like Bangladesh won that shitty trophy beating india 2 years back
@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now that' s not an international event dad🤣
India known as the choke team?? Let me introduce you to south african national cricket side buddy
There can be 2 chokers right?
India lost more semis and finals tbh
Exactly. He is explain things wrong
We win more icc tournaments too@@PawanRao007
Another US comedian with Indian heritage acting like he knows India, cricket and looking down on it. The title of the chokers is given to South Africa. Any fan would know that. India won the world cup twice and the first t20 world cup. Even this time they reached the finals undefeated. But yeah, let's toss all that aside!!
I hated how he represented ICT here but we are neck to neck with SA on the choker tag. 😢
@@rutvikrs no we are not, India has won a few world cups unlike SOuth Africa. The least he could have done was mention it to them!
India is the choke team now
Nah bro, i think you got the wrong interpretation of India cuz I'm from India and everyone thinks they're chokers😂😂 fr sorry to hurt your feelings
@@zayn659 I am from India too and a team chokes until it gets a capable leader. Everyone said the opposite when Ganguly and Dhoni were leading because we were winning ICC tournamnets including world cup. Unlike SOuth Africa, we had our great moments too is what I was saying. But this guy in the video basically introduced the team as bad to other Americans who don't know much about the sport. For god's sake, the Schulz asked the other guy if he was taller in India. That's the level of ignorance and stereotype!
Why is AKASH carrying WHITE MAN'S BURDEN ?
Stop being such a victim baby lol.
Rudyard Kipling
If I was at Akash's place, I would have been more aggressive than he was our team played so damn good throughout the tournament, we dominated the fucking tournament but in finals shit happened and we lost that doesn't mean our team was bad or something and Akash is not an India he is an American, so he doesn't have the passion we have.
Also, India is a developing country those people who were is the bike have not much resources they are just happy with what they have. Whatso ever at least we don't have guns in local store, kids are safe at schools and our crime rate is lower than your "developed country"
And yes Andrew we are coming😎
But you are bad athletes due to low bone density and low muscle mass and weak muscle attachments and that is due to being bartering merchants for 10 000 years. Sorry.
In the end who dominated the tournament does not count ..who wins the cup matters
@@nealharris6167 well we're not taking it away from them. But everyone obviously knows that india is the best team. It's like saying Argentina is the best at football cuz it won the wc. Like ofc not its Brazil. India has dominated Australia always. One bad day doesn't decide whos the better team. Australia lost to india in the same tournament before.
@@afkass4965 Why does this one bad day only happen with India. I don't remember them winning any finals after 2013.
@@nealharris6167 it had to happen to one team or the other. One can say that we're always the unlucky ones ig. Also it's not true btw we win Asia cup finals almost every year including this year. Our team succumbs to pressure in the wc.
And the entire stadium became quiet as soon as India's first hitter was out. That lost energy is life-sucking to every player.
11:13 That 'fkin idiot' jab defo hurt Akash 😂😅
How good, beating India in India! Maxwell and Head playing off their tits all tournament, and our bowlers delivered
It was impressive af. I am not even mad. And that Maxwell Innings. 😗🤌
Come on akash don’t remind me that depressing shit , its been 2 weeks and im still hungover by that shit
India is known as the choke team? Republica de South africa on vacation?
We need Andrew to do an Indian Tour. Delhi, Bombay, Bangalore
This is like when singers announce a
World tour and it's just america and western Europe 🤡
Bangalore won't happen any time soon
Fuc**** Racist more than Churchill
@@sumitrajan8489if it's Schulz it will happen, he is one hardworking mf. And he literally goes to the venue a day before, not just showing up on event day and realize everything is f up.
Yeah, so that he languishes in an Indian prison.
Btw there are Moped Ubers in India 😂😂😂 Rapido it’s called and it’s awesome 😂
Aged perfectly, congratulations India on the account of winning the World Cup and remaining unbeaten , kudos ! ✨🎉🔥❤️
Schulz knows a lot about culture
No. If he knows then he wl never show proud being American and racist.
"when you go to developing cultures like India take some gifts like soda or fanta or some shit"🤣
Definitely knows a lot about Culture.
He actually does (have seen his stand-up for for 4 years now) but he thinks he knows much more than he actually knows works great for his stand up but when he is seriously talking ends up believing absurd things
@@AoptimisticNihilist Yes, that’s true.
I understand you guys try to push the line but I haven’t heard one minute of this pod but see comments talking about racism with all due respect yall need to cut down just a bit remember you guys are bigger then what you think. Still number one podcast for me and Ill never be offended to everything but to to get the next level and make real chance with your talent. Just take that into hand
Let's be honest Akaash, 5'7 is not average in India..
5'8" is the average for men
@krizsurya1 especially since the average height in Scandinavia is like 6'8
@@TheMissiIe wtf that's too tall. No one wants to be a giant.
It is
@@krisuryathrow the balkans and the nilotic people in there as well i guess. Those guys are tall af.
Aussies working in India as a workers for earning cricket money lol.😂😂
Dumbest Video ever. India actually won the T20 world cup beating Australia in the semi-finals soon after then heart break final in the 50 over world up, so yeah, India is not known as chokers of cricket at all. South Africa is associated with being chokers sometimes and that is because they haven't won a world cup since long after coming close in the finals. Even I know that, I am not even a regular cricket follower, I just watch the world cups.
Funny watching four people talk about my country when they know nothing about it, whatsoever.
Fortunately Indians never talk about other countries even though they know everything there is to know about every country in the world.
Bro, indian was the alpha team of the world cup. TBH Aussies lucked out. I love Australian team but in this tournament they were not as dominant as Ponting's Australia.
I have heard the Indian and Mexican cultures are very similar so the comparison is pretty accurate
Making Racism normal now this is what it has become these days . These guys should be called out these guys are getting out of line .
How is this racist?
😂😂😂😂 chill bro
Racist how?
Soft
3:05 is kinda dope. Ukw because it does exist. All the big taxi business has a bike taxi kinda thing!
Cricket is a simple game played between 2 teams with a bat and a ball and in the end Australia wins. And dont nobody ever forget it.
🇦🇺🏏🇦🇺🏏🇦🇺🏏
GABBA >>>> CWC 😊
Guess ur c*nts were mopped by the Indians this year , aussie...some egos are worth humbling and The Australian Ego is off charts
Everytime Schulz talks about India whether its with Akaash or Saagar the dude is massively wrong. Even his jokes are off.
Didn’t see these “edgy” jokes in that Middle East tour where the “bro” resorted to smoking hookah and sheesha like another damn tourist. Would love to see some authentic humor instead of shitting on the short easy guy…
That India WC loss still hurts 😏
He literally started by calling the middle easterners towels in that tour! Not to mention, defecating on hookers etc etc.
Andrew dishes it out to everyone.
@@englishforsrilanka2535 But where are the Khashoggi jokes? Where are the women jokes?
All I am saying is, it is easy to go after the local midget and a democratic country and call them “terrorists” and not a bunch of monarchists who are paying the bill well. Very disappointing!
It's unrealistic to expect him to cover the entire gamut of middle eastern humor/roasting in one segment? If you've followed his work, he dishes it out to anyone. I rest my case with him calling Arabs towels to their face during his gulf tour. Self deprecation is a quality by which we must all aspire. it's relaxing to laugh at oneself@@maverickmegastar There are plenty of examples of him going after the Jewish, Scottish, and Italians of whom he descends. This is my subjective approach to comedy.
@@englishforsrilanka2535 calling arabs towels to their face is like calling Indian food "spicy. How do you handle this shit?"
I am all for self-deprecation when it is done right. The guy shits on people who can take it - Europeans, Indians, etc kinda goes easy on well, not so tolerant cultures - Middle East, Chinese etc. Would love to hear some spy balloon jokes in Shanghai and some terrorist, Khashoggi jokes in the Middle East.
Btw there are moped ubers in india
Edit: Moped Ubers do exist. They're called Rapido.
I am from norther state Ladakh, India, and I like Ice Hockey not stupid Cricket
Thats nice but cricket is not bad its just overrated as fuck
Ok cool kid !!!!
Okayyy
The stupid elitism..😂..
I am so different. 😂
We do have moped uber here in India
Did akash call Bangalore the most "western city" in India? Clearly hasn't visited Bombay
Didn't get the bad boy records reference.
We have uber mopeds here in egypt..and in Nepal and inmost part of India
Lol i always thought it was an Indian sport. My bad, props to Australia tho
Made in England, and dominated by 2 of their former colonies
"Cricket is like racism. Invented in England, perfected in Australia".
@@TheMissiIeI'm afghani. If we're talking best team of all time, it's undoubtedly India. Australia isn't too bad though. Wish our team was just as good.....
I would like to be interested in cricket but don't they have games that last 5 days and can still end in a tie? I think i heard about a cricket league with 3 hour games but is that considered legit cricket?
Mate, there's three main different formats of cricket. Test matches are the oldest and most elite of the three that can go on for multiple days. But if you're just getting into cricket watch limited overs cricket T20 or ODI, mainly T20 cricket which is the 3hour format, which is the professional league, and yes it is legit cricket but some purist dont like it as much, but it is the most competitive format. IPL's the best league to watch.
@l.sdesilva3218 I kinda have a basic understanding of the game (I think lol- it's mainly from jomboy breakdowns). To me it seems like it's a silly version of baseball, but I love baseball so I think I would still be into it. Some of the catching rules seem weird but I like that there's no foul ground. You can still score on hit balls that foul back (right?). The running back and forth seems silly. Still not sure how pitching/bowling works.
PS: as I'm typing this, I just realized it's called bowling because you're throwing a ball to knock down pins - like in bowling 🎳. Duh!
@@DanielOrteez Yeh Jomboy's solid.
"You can still score on hit balls that foul back (right?)." - Not sure what u mean by this exactly?
Also I get that some things seem silly but that's probably cos in your mind your comparing it to baseball, like running back and forth. Cos from my perspective doing a home run is one and done, whereas batsmen get to keep batting and rack up as many runs as possible. And so is wearing gloves if you're not a catcher.
With bowling, u have to bowl 6 legal deliveries to the batman, those 6 legal deliveries are called an "over". An illegal delivery is if the ball is bowled: too wide (left or right of the batsman, or too high on the bounce that goes over the head), or if it given as a no-ball (when the bowler steps over the line or if the ball is above waist height on the foul), then batting team is given one extra run, and the bowler has to redo that previous ball. Once an over is delivered a different bowler is called up, as a bowler cannot bowl two consecutive overs. In T20, once 20 overs have been bowled, the other team then bowls their innings.
There are 2 main types of bowling, pace bowling and spin bowling. Pace (fast) bowling, u typically bowl with speed in mind, whether that be medium fast or fast, and a pace bowler usually try to swing (curve) the ball in the air. Spin bowling is typically slower, where the bowler uses their finger or wrists, to rapidly spin the bowl so when it bounces in spins either left or right.
Cricket has three formats
Test cricket, the 5 day one you're talking about.
One day cricket (or ODIs), that was the world cup one that they're discussing, it lasts for about 8 to 9 hours.
Then there's T20 cricket (or T20Is), that's the one you're looking for, it lasts for about 3 hrs.
T20 is the fastest growing format, I suggest you to pick it up, the Indian Premier League (or the IPL) is of the t20 format and it will start during April to May next year. And a month later we'll have the T20 world cup.
So you'll have a good amount of T20 cricket in the coming months. I hope you learn more about the game from watching it, it's quite easy actually. Don't know why I'm typing so much, but i hope this helped.😁👍
@@DanielOrteezi can see why running back and forth would look silly to a person who doesn't quite understand the sport.😂
But running in a funny way can also be seen in basketball, football and baseball. They're all legit games once you understand what it means.
Aakash doesn't know how to take a joke. Schulz always makes him feel awkward.
Most Indians don't.
Why can’t Akash do that to HIM ? Bcoz india is developing country so he can’t speak ? As this guy mentioned. He is being racist whole time towards Indians of thier culture, living standards and Color. Andrew should learn more about America history rather than mocking other cultures
I wanna see the part that was blurred & beeped out 😂
its funny how akash can never defend wittily cz he has very less knowledge abt it.let andrew sit with some indian genuine comics i will see how he keeps bullying them lol
South Africa are known as the chokers
honestly any team will choke if they're in the finals with australia
Not at Rugby.
I think it's now our time to assume that title
Come to India already Schulz!!!!
Why ?? To cuss Indians ?
Nah! .. I think he is fine living and touring the US. Why tour a third world country?
youre probably better off with him. the last time whites entered your country, many locals were killed and riches were stolen. do you really need another racist white guy in your country?
I absolutely loved Aakash owning up being Indian ............loved that
What did Andrew say at 6:56?
Following
Ability to fuck up things
Fuck we have rapido that moped Uber
Bro even Ola and Uber have mopeds
our loss is more talked about than their victory.
There are Uber bikes in India
I am in Bandra, Maharastra for the past 3 months. Everything here reminds me of Manhattan. No joke!
Sorry you felt tall in Punjab ? 😂
11:47 that bike - 8 bhp, 700$ , 245km per gallon.
Anyway the whole scene is fun, sad n stupid all at once.
Shubh, Amit Shah ke durse bete ka naam hai kya? 💀
Ozs were too luck that night... They were 47/3... 1 more wicket before 70, the result could have been different.
U know mexican and indian with their motorbikes with 6 passenegers…thats nothing..u need to visit Egypt..u will see 10 people on the littlest of bikes available
11:45 pointing to the screen...."are we not addressing the dog!!"
There are bike taxis in India. Uber offers it too...called Uber moto
These three kids need to grow up..😅 seems they still believe India is that OLD sh-t.. remember we are most earning community in America, so there must be something in DNA + We are sensible and respectful people, two Words you may never heard in your life... 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
we actually have uber motorcycle 😂
There are moped ubers in India actually...
Indians may be the chokers but at least you're not the perpetual psychosis, the never ending fever dream and the absolute manifestation of "sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit" that is the Pakistan team. Dude these guys can in the same freakin tournament make you feel like "we're so over" and "we're so winning this", 50 times over. Guess we're so traumatised by the bookie shit that we make sure we never get accused of that ever again by how we perform.
Also, obligatory Ha Ha, guess Shah's billions, the bullshittery by the BCCI and the Big 3 mafia moves still couldn't get you guys the world cup
At least India got to the finals.😂❤
lame buddy get a life
Bruh 😂got 0 knowledge bout india
bruv.... there are moped ubers in india.
Americans and their choke terminology, on that day Australia were just very good. If you play same match a 100 times India with that form would come out 99 times victorious. But Australia absolutely suffocated Indian batting line up with superb fielding. Saying India choked is kind of very demeaning to what Australia did on that day. Give Aussies some credit man.
Akaash and Andrew vring Dr. K on your podcast! Mans om fire on youtube and twitch! Monk, harvard doc , jamming indian philosophy and modern psychology and changing lives ! Have a conversation!😊
bro that thumbnail picture is killing me lmao i can't breathe
love to Schulz but these guys need to learn the actual INDIA . do visit 😂😂
Thank god homies in the comment sections understand how outdated these guys are 😂.
Worst part is 90 percent of Australia doesnt even plays cricket
If he visits Mumbai he will be shocked how developed india is its not even a joke
I want hear the muted part
India should get into America football now that's a elite sport.
lol one country plays a sport so it’s elite. I mean I guess that’s technically true. If nobody plays it, it’s elite.
Nobody is interested in watching American Football. They need a full set of body armour just to get tackled. You can't use opponents to springboard up for a higher catch. The field is tiny. AFL is elite.
The reverse is happening . The next T20 world cup is going to be played in West Indies and USA
Oh my god T20 is coming to the U.S! Oh brother who comes the boring T20 to the U.S.A. that's fine with us. But i am bringing the superbowl to india you watch see.
India could have american football as their number 1 sport and have a population of 8 billion and still never have one player in the league. Genes matter.
what was he saying from @6:55 ?
is he talking about shubh the singer
My dad wore a Australia cricket shirt the next day at work and the Indians complained and he had to remove it and was sent home? 😅 they're still salty about it till this day. 🤷🏾
screwed by the refs lol. akash clearly dont know the game. australia was just too good.
If you listen carefully that's not what he actually said
Who is he , didn't know about Off & Leg & calling Team India a Choker?? Bullshit
This man Akash is INCREDIBLY weak in data .Cricket is NOT the ONLY sport in India In 1928, the Indian men's hockey team won its first Olympic gold medal and until 1960, the Indian men's team remained unbeaten in the Olympics, winning six gold medals in a row.
We had an GOLD medallist in Javelin Throw in the Tokyo olympics.We have wrestling,shooting,archery, men's and women's hockey etc .Our para atheletes have won more than 19 medals so far in d 2024 olympics.
I'm Australian.
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🇦🇺
I'm afghani. If we're talking best team of all time, it's undoubtedly India. Australia isn't too bad though. Wish our team was just as good.....
@@kk7420lol do tell. Australia has been playing Test cricket for 150 years, they have won 3 times as many CWCs than the next best teams, they have won every single ICC trophy, most multiple times. What have India actually done? They have a population 56 times bigger than Australia and with all those people they can't find 11 men who can beat the Australian team.
@@ray.shoesmithLeave that shit. But why these americans cussing cricket in comments?
11:33 not one of you noticed the frikin' DOG. SMH!
There are rixa and mopad uber available in India guys.
Bomb in a rickshaw wow a muslim joke it's not nice bro.
Man why are bringing this on again 💀
Yeewwww smashed em 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
I'm afghani. If we're talking best team of all time, it's undoubtedly India. Australia isn't too bad though. Wish our team was just as good.....
akaash looks like a perfect white sepoy.
‘Did you visit your broke ass family?’ Andrew 😂💀
"I am not indian i am just a guy"
Big dawgs, you aint seen half of this nation, we got it all, and don't be feeling fresh and laugh at our shit, this is brown nation, third world, but we still g. And pull up here, you'll see the beauty in the mud.
INDIA AND CHINA have high population because these two countries have the highest amount of resources a man ever needs to survive , therefore the population of these two countries is the highest since the world started
🇮🇳🇮🇳 who cares
What do you mean?
We Indians have got sodas, fantas and play stations bro.