Schulz Reacts to India LOSING Cricket World Cup AT HOME & Akaash's Worst Sports Experience EVER

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  • @l.sdesilva3218
    @l.sdesilva3218 6 місяців тому +875

    To win every single match, then to choke in the finals, thats classic India. Australia's actually GOATED tho.

    • @zacp19
      @zacp19 6 місяців тому +10

      Winning culture....it's a shame the US never played cricket

    • @rutvikmagodia3030
      @rutvikmagodia3030 6 місяців тому +19

      🇮🇳 classic india is having world records breaking players does Australia have any?

    • @edotball
      @edotball 6 місяців тому +4

      Lose the toss lose the game

    • @jamie8065
      @jamie8065 6 місяців тому

      ​@@rutvikmagodia3030Maxwell. Checkm8

    • @shivaanchopra5965
      @shivaanchopra5965 6 місяців тому +27

      @@rutvikmagodia3030trophies is what matter

  • @vibhor5015
    @vibhor5015 5 місяців тому +403

    Aakash doesn't know cricket, why does he act like he does? 😂😂

    • @aflatoon9390
      @aflatoon9390 5 місяців тому +54

      He wants to get acknowledged amidst these American friends of him even on the cost of shitting on India.

    • @Delboy0
      @Delboy0 5 місяців тому +19

      Yeah everyone knows the West Indies dominated cricket in the 1970s and 1980s and Caribbeans lost interest in the sport to play more lucrative sports like soccer, basketball and boxing and athletics. So this allowed Australia to dominate once black people stopped caring about this colonial sport. India and Pakistan care more about cricket more than any other countries because it is the only major international sport they are good at. If they were good at soccer like black people they wouldn’t care about cricket, but cricket is the only thing they are good at so are so passionate about it, yet they still lose to countries where it is a minor sport lol😂

    • @annoyinghuh4727
      @annoyinghuh4727 5 місяців тому

      @@Delboy0caribbeans are complete trash at soccer tho lol

    • @notorious4204
      @notorious4204 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@aflatoon9390That's how almost every Indian acts outside of India,Sad Reality.

    • @vjr5074
      @vjr5074 5 місяців тому

      @@Delboy0 FACTS

  • @josephhowie9806
    @josephhowie9806 6 місяців тому +673

    I'm not Indian (Australian actually) but these guys have some serious misperceptions (and slightly racist) about India

    • @saravanakumarmuthusamy9769
      @saravanakumarmuthusamy9769 6 місяців тому +93

      Someone sees that finally!

    • @ddnick
      @ddnick 6 місяців тому +110

      Yes , the Indian guy is actually try to portray himself as diffrent to look cool

    • @wat4036
      @wat4036 6 місяців тому +15

      well Akash is indian and their just busting balls.

    • @zeusjuice7566
      @zeusjuice7566 5 місяців тому +7

      Yea, that’s the point. That’s flagrant comedy

    • @burning5922
      @burning5922 5 місяців тому +7

      It's Flagrant shii get over it foo

  • @simranpreetsawhney5939
    @simranpreetsawhney5939 5 місяців тому +168

    I know its all jokes and comedy but their representation/thought process of India is literally 20 years old. While on the other hand whatever people make fun of America for is literally happening right now on the street.

    • @silverrahul
      @silverrahul 4 місяці тому +3

      Yes, specifically the part about how they should be bringing gifts when going to developing world. He was not joking about that, he actually thought that was true.
      That was true 30 years ago, when lots of stuff from west was not available in india. Not true today, most things you would find in west is available in indian markets as well. Capitalism , hell yeah.
      though i am not criticising them too much, i know they are just uninformed. i just want to inform people, that india of 2023 is not the same as that of 90s

    • @thedoctorsays798
      @thedoctorsays798 4 місяці тому

      Very true bro and the person talking on behalf of Indian doesnt know a single thing what to say.

    • @silverrahul
      @silverrahul 4 місяці тому

      @@thedoctorsays798 well, that person has also self admittedly not travelled to india much. So. i am not surprised that he would be quite uninformed as well

  • @Likwidfox
    @Likwidfox 6 місяців тому +196

    Donald Duck is named after the greatest Cricket player of all time "The Donald" Bradman. Aussie

    • @TheMissiIe
      @TheMissiIe 6 місяців тому +7

      His record of avg runs will never be broken. No one is even remotely close

    • @plutoneptune
      @plutoneptune 6 місяців тому +1

      What's the connection between Donald Duck and Donald Bradman?

    • @benudharmadhi4154
      @benudharmadhi4154 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@plutoneptune well if you get out with scoring a single run, it is referred to as a duck in cricket, sir don averaged 96.6 in his whole cricketing career, he only needed a single run to score to reach the avg of 100, 100 avg in cricket is considered as you to be in God level, but don Bradman got duck out in his last match against a debutent hence his career avg remained in 96.6, so Donald duck

    • @kedarnaths
      @kedarnaths 5 місяців тому +3

      The most talented Donald Cricketer was and is Allan Donald

    • @fraserlackfan9383
      @fraserlackfan9383 5 місяців тому

      @@benudharmadhi415499.94***

  • @global_person
    @global_person 5 місяців тому +62

    Been noticing for a long time.... Andrew doesn't respect Aakash at all!! He makes interaction awkward many a times. I think he doesn't understand Aakash is the reason Indians watch his stuff most of the time. A reminder to mr. Schulz!!
    Be a bit humble otherwise it doesn't take so long things will come crashing down for him.

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 місяців тому

      See the same. He is a racist dog.

    • @unclejesse4271
      @unclejesse4271 5 місяців тому

      No one cares what Indians do or don’t watch

    • @adityak5635
      @adityak5635 5 місяців тому

      Akash is stupid

    • @arunsar7893
      @arunsar7893 5 місяців тому +10

      "Been noticing for a long time.... Andrew doesn't respect Aakash at all!!" - True that.

  • @krafim6193
    @krafim6193 5 місяців тому +103

    Notice how andrew and others always roast akash for being Indian cause India is a third world country and poor and all that but they never roast the black guy for being African, even tho most countries in africa are more underdeveloped than India... I think we all know why lol

    • @yugalteotia2183
      @yugalteotia2183 5 місяців тому +17

      Obviously mate, you are correct!
      He just said numbers don't lie. He knows he won't get views by roasting Africans.

    • @silverrahul
      @silverrahul 4 місяці тому

      african americans are not africans, man. They forcibly left africa hundreds of years ago . They have nothing in common with africans except skin colour.
      Indian americans although, even those who are 2nd or 3rd generation immigrants relate more with indian culture than african americans do with africa

    • @mg9854
      @mg9854 4 місяці тому

      Indians are easy targets tbh! Just look around social media how much hate campaign run against them for nothing all bcoz no one stops them or cancels them for that. You say the same for black people or people from any other race or country and you're on ur way to be cancelled LOL!

    • @ScoobySeeker
      @ScoobySeeker 4 місяці тому +6

      Orr one is from India and reps it with his heart and the African doesn’t even know where he’s from

    • @magnero2749
      @magnero2749 4 місяці тому +3

      Africa isn't a country, If he were recent immigrant from say Uganda they could, but none of them have any identification with Africa other than being black, in contrast Akash even has the same religion as most Indians.
      As for 'black culture' they do make fun all the time.

  • @prateekgrewal4717
    @prateekgrewal4717 5 місяців тому +44

    People on top of the train? Dude you must be imagining india of the 90's

    • @mg9854
      @mg9854 4 місяці тому +6

      Bro that is that famous pic of thousands standing on top of a train which they are talking about and idk why there's this perception made in west that this pic is from India when in reality it is of Bangladesh during EID lol!

    • @Jar4495
      @Jar4495 2 дні тому

      U sure

    • @xr4572
      @xr4572 17 годин тому

      @@Jar4495 Well India has 93% railway electrification so unless people are planning to get electrocuted en masse they wouldn't want to sit on top of Indian trains so yea sure.

  • @sarfarazhussain5411
    @sarfarazhussain5411 5 місяців тому +26

    One sport country?? Does akash know that india are 8 time Olympic champs in field hockey and we are a WC winners. Why is he saying Indian cricket team are chockers when they are already 2x time ODI WC winners, one time T20 winners and champions trophy winners. The men's badminton team won the Thomas cup. We are slowly moving away from the obsession with cricket but it will take time. For Pun intended, he could have said India's biggest victory came against USA in Olympics when they defeated them 24-0.

    • @arunsar7893
      @arunsar7893 5 місяців тому +7

      Akash doesn't know much about India. It's fine though. Can't expect it of him, especially cause he doesn't live here.

  • @kesardogra5529
    @kesardogra5529 5 місяців тому +31

    Average male Indian Height is 5'9'. Akash you stop saying you're average height in India. Making us all look bad.

    • @anaesthete5592
      @anaesthete5592 5 місяців тому +2

      No bro that's in the US I think the average in India is 5'7

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 місяців тому

      The average Indian male is 5' 5 and a half

    • @yuvrajee
      @yuvrajee 4 місяці тому

      Only Khatris and Gujjars are that tall in India

    • @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now
      @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rutvikrsi live in india dude everyone is six feet avarage height in usa is 5'5 not india

    • @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now
      @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now 4 місяці тому

      ​@@yuvrajeei live here everyone is at least six feet. 5'5 is avarage for girls

  • @prod.waviee7234
    @prod.waviee7234 6 місяців тому +61

    maxwell you fucking legend

    • @UTKARSHARJUN
      @UTKARSHARJUN 6 місяців тому +7

      You mean Travis head

    • @danielm173
      @danielm173 6 місяців тому +14

      @@UTKARSHARJUNMaxwell’s 201 was what sparked their winning mentality back to life

    • @prod.waviee7234
      @prod.waviee7234 6 місяців тому +3

      @@UTKARSHARJUN yeah maxwell is the real hero hahah

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 місяців тому +1

      What an innings. 🤯

  • @Sim0n98
    @Sim0n98 6 місяців тому +209

    Americans need to get into cricket. Elite sport.

    • @user-oi9bg6fx5t
      @user-oi9bg6fx5t 6 місяців тому

      India,Pakistan and countries that Indians have migrated too are the only countries that play it. Sure it’s elite?

    • @user-oi9bg6fx5t
      @user-oi9bg6fx5t 6 місяців тому +5

      Take it back, totally elite. Very few play it.

    • @LIME--
      @LIME-- 6 місяців тому +18

      usa has a cricket team . they are slowly getting there

    • @cp3190
      @cp3190 6 місяців тому

      @@user-oi9bg6fx5t
      Even fewer play American Rugby.

    • @maju3606
      @maju3606 6 місяців тому +7

      I'm a lifelong cricket fan, and No, it is NOT an elite sport

  • @shreysaxena
    @shreysaxena 4 місяці тому +12

    Akaash is one of those NRIs who acts American in front of Indians and acts Indian in front of Americans

  • @asadsaeed9827
    @asadsaeed9827 5 місяців тому +82

    To sum it up
    Australia : is world cup winners and nervers of steels they are the best
    India : is also great team but they choke in semi and final
    South Africa: Great team but not for championships real chokers
    Pakistan: the unpredictable team u might get the best game or very lame game
    England: is good team but not for championships
    New Zealand: Doesn't have great individual players but great teamwork team
    West indies : they play base ball in cricket.. but they have gone down

    • @lonewolfe2502
      @lonewolfe2502 5 місяців тому +6

      Bangladesh : They almost win and cause upset but then they lose because of their overconfidence.
      Afghanistan : Really passionate team with bright future ahead.
      Westindies : Really good T20 players but lack unity, passion and have bad team management.
      Srilanka : Team that crumbled after their senior and extremely talented players retired.

    • @ERICTENHAG56
      @ERICTENHAG56 5 місяців тому +2

      Not for champions england just won t20 and odi wc

    • @haydengoodall6767
      @haydengoodall6767 5 місяців тому +2

      Bro... We so have great individual players and great teamwork. But NZ is playing uphill against the system.

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 місяців тому

      ​@@lonewolfe2502the u-19 is the last Afghan cricket team. They are all refugees and not living in their country.

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@haydengoodall6767I enjoyed seeing them. Also, I don't mind if you deported Rachin. 😂

  • @asifzzaman1632
    @asifzzaman1632 6 місяців тому +70

    "India's known as the choke team" ????? 🤔🤔 looks like blud been hangin out with ramiz raza

  • @carelsmit3160
    @carelsmit3160 6 місяців тому +58

    India known as the choke team?? Let me introduce you to south african national cricket side buddy

    • @devynkumar1997
      @devynkumar1997 5 місяців тому +8

      There can be 2 chokers right?

    • @PawanRao007
      @PawanRao007 5 місяців тому +5

      India lost more semis and finals tbh

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 місяців тому

      Exactly. He is explain things wrong

    • @amanrautx
      @amanrautx 4 місяці тому

      We win more icc tournaments too​@@PawanRao007

  • @kk-ey2pn
    @kk-ey2pn 5 місяців тому +62

    Another US comedian with Indian heritage acting like he knows India, cricket and looking down on it. The title of the chokers is given to South Africa. Any fan would know that. India won the world cup twice and the first t20 world cup. Even this time they reached the finals undefeated. But yeah, let's toss all that aside!!

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 місяців тому +3

      I hated how he represented ICT here but we are neck to neck with SA on the choker tag. 😢

    • @kk-ey2pn
      @kk-ey2pn 5 місяців тому +2

      @@rutvikrs no we are not, India has won a few world cups unlike SOuth Africa. The least he could have done was mention it to them!

    • @HarshySZN
      @HarshySZN 5 місяців тому

      India is the choke team now

    • @zayn659
      @zayn659 4 місяці тому

      Nah bro, i think you got the wrong interpretation of India cuz I'm from India and everyone thinks they're chokers😂😂 fr sorry to hurt your feelings

    • @kk-ey2pn
      @kk-ey2pn 4 місяці тому

      @@zayn659 I am from India too and a team chokes until it gets a capable leader. Everyone said the opposite when Ganguly and Dhoni were leading because we were winning ICC tournamnets including world cup. Unlike SOuth Africa, we had our great moments too is what I was saying. But this guy in the video basically introduced the team as bad to other Americans who don't know much about the sport. For god's sake, the Schulz asked the other guy if he was taller in India. That's the level of ignorance and stereotype!

  • @Not_Deb
    @Not_Deb 5 місяців тому +13

    Brown coolie ✨
    - Abhijit Chavda

  • @dipanjanachoudhury9126
    @dipanjanachoudhury9126 5 місяців тому +14

    Why is AKASH carrying WHITE MAN'S BURDEN ?

  • @saachikhurana8508
    @saachikhurana8508 6 місяців тому +144

    If I was at Akash's place, I would have been more aggressive than he was our team played so damn good throughout the tournament, we dominated the fucking tournament but in finals shit happened and we lost that doesn't mean our team was bad or something and Akash is not an India he is an American, so he doesn't have the passion we have.
    Also, India is a developing country those people who were is the bike have not much resources they are just happy with what they have. Whatso ever at least we don't have guns in local store, kids are safe at schools and our crime rate is lower than your "developed country"
    And yes Andrew we are coming😎

    • @DogmenHardcastle
      @DogmenHardcastle 6 місяців тому +7

      But you are bad athletes due to low bone density and low muscle mass and weak muscle attachments and that is due to being bartering merchants for 10 000 years. Sorry.

    • @nealharris6167
      @nealharris6167 6 місяців тому +4

      In the end who dominated the tournament does not count ..who wins the cup matters

    • @afkass4965
      @afkass4965 6 місяців тому +15

      @@nealharris6167 well we're not taking it away from them. But everyone obviously knows that india is the best team. It's like saying Argentina is the best at football cuz it won the wc. Like ofc not its Brazil. India has dominated Australia always. One bad day doesn't decide whos the better team. Australia lost to india in the same tournament before.

    • @nealharris6167
      @nealharris6167 6 місяців тому +3

      @@afkass4965 Why does this one bad day only happen with India. I don't remember them winning any finals after 2013.

    • @afkass4965
      @afkass4965 6 місяців тому +9

      @@nealharris6167 it had to happen to one team or the other. One can say that we're always the unlucky ones ig. Also it's not true btw we win Asia cup finals almost every year including this year. Our team succumbs to pressure in the wc.

  • @zacp19
    @zacp19 6 місяців тому +49

    How good, beating India in India! Maxwell and Head playing off their tits all tournament, and our bowlers delivered

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 місяців тому +2

      It was impressive af. I am not even mad. And that Maxwell Innings. 😗🤌

  • @VannApragal
    @VannApragal 5 місяців тому +10

    And the entire stadium became quiet as soon as India's first hitter was out. That lost energy is life-sucking to every player.

  • @shun_maru
    @shun_maru 5 місяців тому +18

    11:13 That 'fkin idiot' jab defo hurt Akash 😂😅

  • @hemanthkumar1967
    @hemanthkumar1967 6 місяців тому +30

    Come on akash don’t remind me that depressing shit , its been 2 weeks and im still hungover by that shit

  • @ankushrai7366
    @ankushrai7366 6 місяців тому +54

    We need Andrew to do an Indian Tour. Delhi, Bombay, Bangalore

    • @afkass4965
      @afkass4965 6 місяців тому +3

      This is like when singers announce a
      World tour and it's just america and western Europe 🤡

    • @sumitrajan8489
      @sumitrajan8489 6 місяців тому

      Bangalore won't happen any time soon

    • @ASH9366
      @ASH9366 5 місяців тому +1

      Fuc**** Racist more than Churchill

    • @veereshangadi3523
      @veereshangadi3523 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sumitrajan8489if it's Schulz it will happen, he is one hardworking mf. And he literally goes to the venue a day before, not just showing up on event day and realize everything is f up.

    • @werewolf1803
      @werewolf1803 5 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, so that he languishes in an Indian prison.

  • @KratosIsSick
    @KratosIsSick 6 місяців тому +11

    India is known as the choke team? Republica de South africa on vacation?

  • @Perennestore010
    @Perennestore010 6 місяців тому +25

    Schulz knows a lot about culture

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 місяців тому +5

      No. If he knows then he wl never show proud being American and racist.

    • @AoptimisticNihilist
      @AoptimisticNihilist 3 місяці тому +2

      "when you go to developing cultures like India take some gifts like soda or fanta or some shit"🤣
      Definitely knows a lot about Culture.
      He actually does (have seen his stand-up for for 4 years now) but he thinks he knows much more than he actually knows works great for his stand up but when he is seriously talking ends up believing absurd things

    • @Perennestore010
      @Perennestore010 3 місяці тому

      @@AoptimisticNihilist Yes, that’s true.

  • @Youdoyouyeah
    @Youdoyouyeah 5 місяців тому +8

    Btw there are Moped Ubers in India 😂😂😂 Rapido it’s called and it’s awesome 😂

  • @greatgatsby7528
    @greatgatsby7528 6 місяців тому +45

    Let's be honest Akaash, 5'7 is not average in India..

    • @plutoneptune
      @plutoneptune 6 місяців тому +23

      5'8" is the average for men

    • @TheMissiIe
      @TheMissiIe 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@krizsurya1 especially since the average height in Scandinavia is like 6'8

    • @plutoneptune
      @plutoneptune 6 місяців тому +9

      @@TheMissiIe wtf that's too tall. No one wants to be a giant.

    • @hellobye5097
      @hellobye5097 6 місяців тому +1

      It is

    • @S1LVAW0LF
      @S1LVAW0LF 5 місяців тому

      ​@@krizsurya1throw the balkans and the nilotic people in there as well i guess. Those guys are tall af.

  • @tanush333
    @tanush333 6 місяців тому +2

    I wanna see the part that was blurred & beeped out 😂

  • @harshmehta3087
    @harshmehta3087 6 місяців тому +3

    3:05 is kinda dope. Ukw because it does exist. All the big taxi business has a bike taxi kinda thing!

  • @supershubhanshu1
    @supershubhanshu1 6 місяців тому +1

    11:45 pointing to the screen...."are we not addressing the dog!!"

  • @0jas.
    @0jas. 5 місяців тому +3

    I have heard the Indian and Mexican cultures are very similar so the comparison is pretty accurate

  • @flashgarcia6376
    @flashgarcia6376 6 місяців тому +9

    I understand you guys try to push the line but I haven’t heard one minute of this pod but see comments talking about racism with all due respect yall need to cut down just a bit remember you guys are bigger then what you think. Still number one podcast for me and Ill never be offended to everything but to to get the next level and make real chance with your talent. Just take that into hand

  • @0ldm0nk31
    @0ldm0nk31 6 місяців тому +3

    We do have moped uber here in India

  • @Acidic25624
    @Acidic25624 6 місяців тому +3

    We have uber mopeds here in egypt..and in Nepal and inmost part of India

  • @thedeathhunter9432
    @thedeathhunter9432 5 місяців тому +1

    our loss is more talked about than their victory.

  • @shoorveer1243
    @shoorveer1243 5 місяців тому +3

    Aussies working in India as a workers for earning cricket money lol.😂😂

  • @rahul169sharma
    @rahul169sharma 6 місяців тому +5

    Btw there are moped ubers in india

  • @prasadphatak1503
    @prasadphatak1503 5 місяців тому +3

    Edit: Moped Ubers do exist. They're called Rapido.

  • @shanijawakhaniwaja6648
    @shanijawakhaniwaja6648 6 місяців тому +1

    I want hear the muted part

  • @roxstarusha
    @roxstarusha 6 місяців тому +3

    Sorry you felt tall in Punjab ? 😂

  • @DanielOrteez
    @DanielOrteez 6 місяців тому +9

    I would like to be interested in cricket but don't they have games that last 5 days and can still end in a tie? I think i heard about a cricket league with 3 hour games but is that considered legit cricket?

    • @l.sdesilva3218
      @l.sdesilva3218 6 місяців тому +13

      Mate, there's three main different formats of cricket. Test matches are the oldest and most elite of the three that can go on for multiple days. But if you're just getting into cricket watch limited overs cricket T20 or ODI, mainly T20 cricket which is the 3hour format, which is the professional league, and yes it is legit cricket but some purist dont like it as much, but it is the most competitive format. IPL's the best league to watch.

    • @DanielOrteez
      @DanielOrteez 6 місяців тому

      @l.sdesilva3218 I kinda have a basic understanding of the game (I think lol- it's mainly from jomboy breakdowns). To me it seems like it's a silly version of baseball, but I love baseball so I think I would still be into it. Some of the catching rules seem weird but I like that there's no foul ground. You can still score on hit balls that foul back (right?). The running back and forth seems silly. Still not sure how pitching/bowling works.
      PS: as I'm typing this, I just realized it's called bowling because you're throwing a ball to knock down pins - like in bowling 🎳. Duh!

    • @l.sdesilva3218
      @l.sdesilva3218 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@DanielOrteez Yeh Jomboy's solid.
      "You can still score on hit balls that foul back (right?)." - Not sure what u mean by this exactly?
      Also I get that some things seem silly but that's probably cos in your mind your comparing it to baseball, like running back and forth. Cos from my perspective doing a home run is one and done, whereas batsmen get to keep batting and rack up as many runs as possible. And so is wearing gloves if you're not a catcher.
      With bowling, u have to bowl 6 legal deliveries to the batman, those 6 legal deliveries are called an "over". An illegal delivery is if the ball is bowled: too wide (left or right of the batsman, or too high on the bounce that goes over the head), or if it given as a no-ball (when the bowler steps over the line or if the ball is above waist height on the foul), then batting team is given one extra run, and the bowler has to redo that previous ball. Once an over is delivered a different bowler is called up, as a bowler cannot bowl two consecutive overs. In T20, once 20 overs have been bowled, the other team then bowls their innings.
      There are 2 main types of bowling, pace bowling and spin bowling. Pace (fast) bowling, u typically bowl with speed in mind, whether that be medium fast or fast, and a pace bowler usually try to swing (curve) the ball in the air. Spin bowling is typically slower, where the bowler uses their finger or wrists, to rapidly spin the bowl so when it bounces in spins either left or right.

    • @Xinnie_The_Flu
      @Xinnie_The_Flu 5 місяців тому +2

      Cricket has three formats
      Test cricket, the 5 day one you're talking about.
      One day cricket (or ODIs), that was the world cup one that they're discussing, it lasts for about 8 to 9 hours.
      Then there's T20 cricket (or T20Is), that's the one you're looking for, it lasts for about 3 hrs.
      T20 is the fastest growing format, I suggest you to pick it up, the Indian Premier League (or the IPL) is of the t20 format and it will start during April to May next year. And a month later we'll have the T20 world cup.
      So you'll have a good amount of T20 cricket in the coming months. I hope you learn more about the game from watching it, it's quite easy actually. Don't know why I'm typing so much, but i hope this helped.😁👍

    • @Xinnie_The_Flu
      @Xinnie_The_Flu 5 місяців тому

      ​@@DanielOrteezi can see why running back and forth would look silly to a person who doesn't quite understand the sport.😂
      But running in a funny way can also be seen in basketball, football and baseball. They're all legit games once you understand what it means.

  • @tanveechoudhary1838
    @tanveechoudhary1838 6 місяців тому +3

    There are Uber bikes in India

  • @herpderp297
    @herpderp297 6 місяців тому +2

    There are moped ubers in India actually...

  • @sniper9416
    @sniper9416 6 місяців тому +5

    Fuck we have rapido that moped Uber

    • @amitprataps9
      @amitprataps9 6 місяців тому

      Bro even Ola and Uber have mopeds

  • @vikata5499
    @vikata5499 6 місяців тому +1

    Man why are bringing this on again 💀

  • @dipankar.kataky
    @dipankar.kataky 5 місяців тому +2

    11:47 that bike - 8 bhp, 700$ , 245km per gallon.
    Anyway the whole scene is fun, sad n stupid all at once.

  • @billtensus
    @billtensus 5 місяців тому +5

    Funny watching four people talk about my country when they know nothing about it, whatsoever.

    • @eightyseven3113
      @eightyseven3113 5 місяців тому

      Fortunately Indians never talk about other countries even though they know everything there is to know about every country in the world.

  • @ashishashoksingh4227
    @ashishashoksingh4227 6 місяців тому +6

    Aakash doesn't know how to take a joke. Schulz always makes him feel awkward.

    • @eltoro8166
      @eltoro8166 5 місяців тому

      Most Indians don't.

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 місяців тому +8

      Why can’t Akash do that to HIM ? Bcoz india is developing country so he can’t speak ? As this guy mentioned. He is being racist whole time towards Indians of thier culture, living standards and Color. Andrew should learn more about America history rather than mocking other cultures

  • @manjeetdahiya4331
    @manjeetdahiya4331 5 місяців тому +2

    we actually have uber motorcycle 😂

  • @tanush333
    @tanush333 6 місяців тому +6

    Come to India already Schulz!!!!

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 місяців тому

      Why ?? To cuss Indians ?

    • @arunsar7893
      @arunsar7893 5 місяців тому

      Nah! .. I think he is fine living and touring the US. Why tour a third world country?

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 4 місяці тому

      youre probably better off with him. the last time whites entered your country, many locals were killed and riches were stolen. do you really need another racist white guy in your country?

  • @aloknr2430
    @aloknr2430 5 місяців тому +2

    Akaash and Andrew vring Dr. K on your podcast! Mans om fire on youtube and twitch! Monk, harvard doc , jamming indian philosophy and modern psychology and changing lives ! Have a conversation!😊

  • @MS-ov9sv
    @MS-ov9sv 5 місяців тому +7

    I absolutely loved Aakash owning up being Indian ............loved that

  • @Tushar2876
    @Tushar2876 4 місяці тому +1

    Bro, indian was the alpha team of the world cup. TBH Aussies lucked out. I love Australian team but in this tournament they were not as dominant as Ponting's Australia.

  • @St.petersEye
    @St.petersEye 3 місяці тому +1

    My dad wore a Australia cricket shirt the next day at work and the Indians complained and he had to remove it and was sent home? 😅 they're still salty about it till this day. 🤷🏾

  • @Tinjinladakh
    @Tinjinladakh 6 місяців тому +12

    I am from norther state Ladakh, India, and I like Ice Hockey not stupid Cricket

    • @anurag_joshi
      @anurag_joshi 6 місяців тому

      Thats nice but cricket is not bad its just overrated as fuck

    • @ddnick
      @ddnick 6 місяців тому +2

      Ok cool kid !!!!

    • @PawanRao007
      @PawanRao007 5 місяців тому

      Okayyy

    • @koustavpaul722
      @koustavpaul722 5 місяців тому +3

      The stupid elitism..😂..

    • @riteshkumar1995.
      @riteshkumar1995. 5 місяців тому +4

      I am so different. 😂

  • @forgotfjfjdjcjsjc
    @forgotfjfjdjcjsjc 5 місяців тому

    bro that thumbnail picture is killing me lmao i can't breathe

  • @Shubhamyadav-hd1po
    @Shubhamyadav-hd1po 6 місяців тому +2

    "I am not indian i am just a guy"

  • @rishabs5991
    @rishabs5991 5 місяців тому +2

    Did akash call Bangalore the most "western city" in India? Clearly hasn't visited Bombay

  • @AbubakarAlmultani
    @AbubakarAlmultani 5 місяців тому

    Worst part is 90 percent of Australia doesnt even plays cricket

  • @VannApragal
    @VannApragal 5 місяців тому +1

    I am in Bandra, Maharastra for the past 3 months. Everything here reminds me of Manhattan. No joke!

  • @namankumarjain9297
    @namankumarjain9297 5 місяців тому +2

    bruv.... there are moped ubers in india.

  • @Acidic25624
    @Acidic25624 6 місяців тому +2

    U know mexican and indian with their motorbikes with 6 passenegers…thats nothing..u need to visit Egypt..u will see 10 people on the littlest of bikes available

  • @mysteriousMel10
    @mysteriousMel10 6 місяців тому +5

    What did Andrew say at 6:56?

  • @Sburza
    @Sburza 3 місяці тому +1

    what was he saying from @6:55 ?

  • @s.shivam99
    @s.shivam99 4 місяці тому +2

    Shubh, Amit Shah ke durse bete ka naam hai kya? 💀

  • @adtastic1533
    @adtastic1533 6 місяців тому +31

    Cricket is a simple game played between 2 teams with a bat and a ball and in the end Australia wins. And dont nobody ever forget it.
    🇦🇺🏏🇦🇺🏏🇦🇺🏏

    • @sharif1306
      @sharif1306 5 місяців тому +2

      GABBA >>>> CWC 😊

  • @edotball
    @edotball 6 місяців тому

    Theres moped ubers in thailand they are fucking sketchy

  • @rutulkarbhari4963
    @rutulkarbhari4963 4 місяці тому

    There are rixa and mopad uber available in India guys.

  • @DannyMorales-eu8rk
    @DannyMorales-eu8rk 6 місяців тому +3

    India should get into America football now that's a elite sport.

    • @user-oi9bg6fx5t
      @user-oi9bg6fx5t 6 місяців тому +16

      lol one country plays a sport so it’s elite. I mean I guess that’s technically true. If nobody plays it, it’s elite.

    • @J-C.Denton
      @J-C.Denton 6 місяців тому

      Nobody is interested in watching American Football. They need a full set of body armour just to get tackled. You can't use opponents to springboard up for a higher catch. The field is tiny. AFL is elite.

    • @NovaHelix
      @NovaHelix 6 місяців тому +6

      The reverse is happening . The next T20 world cup is going to be played in West Indies and USA

    • @DannyMorales-eu8rk
      @DannyMorales-eu8rk 6 місяців тому

      Oh my god T20 is coming to the U.S! Oh brother who comes the boring T20 to the U.S.A. that's fine with us. But i am bringing the superbowl to india you watch see.

    • @DogmenHardcastle
      @DogmenHardcastle 6 місяців тому +1

      India could have american football as their number 1 sport and have a population of 8 billion and still never have one player in the league. Genes matter.

  • @edotball
    @edotball 6 місяців тому +1

    I watched the game it was pretty disappointing i doubt they will ever sell out that stadium ever again for cricket

    • @sarveshvashisht
      @sarveshvashisht 6 місяців тому +6

      They sold out the next week brother

    • @Xinnie_The_Flu
      @Xinnie_The_Flu 5 місяців тому +2

      On the night of the finals the number of online viewers were about 56 million,
      A week later there was a bilateral series between India and Australia, the number of online viewers were 220 million.
      There are, of course, reasons for it, but all I'm saying is that if you think cricket is dying in India just because we didn't win the final, then you're dead wrong.
      India breathes cricket.😂

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 місяців тому

      Just wait for the IPL

  • @jarmangill5911
    @jarmangill5911 6 місяців тому +22

    Making Racism normal now this is what it has become these days . These guys should be called out these guys are getting out of line .

  • @sachinkumar-rk9df
    @sachinkumar-rk9df 5 місяців тому +1

    is he talking about shubh the singer

  • @crimsoncloud6352
    @crimsoncloud6352 6 місяців тому +16

    Lol i always thought it was an Indian sport. My bad, props to Australia tho

    • @TheMissiIe
      @TheMissiIe 6 місяців тому +11

      Made in England, and dominated by 2 of their former colonies

    • @Support-your-local-team
      @Support-your-local-team 6 місяців тому +3

      "Cricket is like racism. Invented in England, perfected in Australia".

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 4 місяці тому

      ​@@TheMissiIeI'm afghani. If we're talking best team of all time, it's undoubtedly India. Australia isn't too bad though. Wish our team was just as good.....

  • @jehanariyaratnam2874
    @jehanariyaratnam2874 6 місяців тому +1

    Travis Head wooo😂

  • @try_deep_fry
    @try_deep_fry 5 місяців тому +4

    There are bike taxis in India. Uber offers it too...called Uber moto

  • @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now
    @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now 4 місяці тому

    Avarage height is 5'8 in india and 5'9 in usa but every guy in my college is six feet as tall as me how does that make you tall also search d size indians have longer than usa uk france russia

  • @picklestv9653
    @picklestv9653 6 місяців тому +2

    Aussie Aussie Aussie

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 4 місяці тому

      i believe the response to that would be oi oi oi.
      I'm afghani. If we're talking best team of all time, it's undoubtedly India. Australia isn't too bad though. Wish our team was just as good.....
      I hope your lovely country and people does not end up in shambles like america.❤

  • @recipesandsongs8050
    @recipesandsongs8050 4 місяці тому

    India has bike taxis

  • @ishika710
    @ishika710 5 місяців тому +5

    its funny how akash can never defend wittily cz he has very less knowledge abt it.let andrew sit with some indian genuine comics i will see how he keeps bullying them lol

    • @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now
      @my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now 4 місяці тому +1

      Avarage height is 5'8 in india and 5'9 in usa but every guy in my college is six feet as tall as me how does that make you tall also search d size indians have longer than usa uk france russia

  • @delishdida
    @delishdida 6 місяців тому +14

    South Africa are known as the chokers

    • @l.sdesilva3218
      @l.sdesilva3218 6 місяців тому +6

      honestly any team will choke if they're in the finals with australia

    • @daudimasinde6280
      @daudimasinde6280 6 місяців тому +1

      Not at Rugby.

    • @NovaHelix
      @NovaHelix 6 місяців тому +1

      I think it's now our time to assume that title

  • @shriram5494
    @shriram5494 3 місяці тому

    “Are there moped ubers out there?”
    Of course there are
    It’s called uber moto

  • @VannApragal
    @VannApragal 5 місяців тому

    11:33 not one of you noticed the frikin' DOG. SMH!

  • @human8454
    @human8454 5 місяців тому

    Stop sharing our humiliation

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 місяців тому

      Don’t be. They are racist. Doesn’t make us stupid. Only make them fools to even think like that.

  • @j2309938004
    @j2309938004 6 місяців тому +1

    Longtime listener. But I could give two fucking shits about cricket 🤷‍♂️

    • @amaya3107
      @amaya3107 6 місяців тому +6

      Close ur ears

    • @eightyseven3113
      @eightyseven3113 5 місяців тому +1

      You “could give” means that you do care. If you said “couldn’t give” it would mean you don’t care. Typical level of USA education.

    • @j2309938004
      @j2309938004 5 місяців тому

      @@eightyseven3113 Was supposed be taken in a literal sense

    • @eightyseven3113
      @eightyseven3113 5 місяців тому

      @@j2309938004 OK. Let’s interpret your comment literally.
      Could - past tense of can, indicate a possibility.
      Give - transfer of possession.
      Two - 2
      Fucking - sexual intercourse
      Shits - defecate, plural
      So, it is possible you have transferred the possession of two sexually induced faeces due to cricket!
      I’m impressed.

    • @theascendunt9960
      @theascendunt9960 5 місяців тому

      So what? The world doesn't revolve around you.

  • @saitama-
    @saitama- 5 місяців тому +4

    akaash looks like a perfect white sepoy.

  • @user-tw4ko2qq2l
    @user-tw4ko2qq2l 3 місяці тому +1

    If he visits Mumbai he will be shocked how developed india is its not even a joke

  • @TheTororist
    @TheTororist 5 місяців тому

    theres uber mopeds in kenya. dirt cheap and convenient

  • @Andrew-ew1mw
    @Andrew-ew1mw 5 місяців тому

    Delhi population alone is larger than all of Australia

  • @Nickjwj
    @Nickjwj 6 місяців тому +9

    Yeewwww smashed em 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm afghani. If we're talking best team of all time, it's undoubtedly India. Australia isn't too bad though. Wish our team was just as good.....

  • @sunilchy33786
    @sunilchy33786 4 місяці тому +2

    These three kids need to grow up..😅 seems they still believe India is that OLD sh-t.. remember we are most earning community in America, so there must be something in DNA + We are sensible and respectful people, two Words you may never heard in your life... 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @justfun1384
    @justfun1384 4 місяці тому

    Who won the last two gavaskar test series mate? ☕

  • @maverickmegastar
    @maverickmegastar 6 місяців тому +18

    Everytime Schulz talks about India whether its with Akaash or Saagar the dude is massively wrong. Even his jokes are off.
    Didn’t see these “edgy” jokes in that Middle East tour where the “bro” resorted to smoking hookah and sheesha like another damn tourist. Would love to see some authentic humor instead of shitting on the short easy guy…
    That India WC loss still hurts 😏

    • @englishforsrilanka2535
      @englishforsrilanka2535 6 місяців тому +3

      He literally started by calling the middle easterners towels in that tour! Not to mention, defecating on hookers etc etc.
      Andrew dishes it out to everyone.

    • @maverickmegastar
      @maverickmegastar 5 місяців тому +1

      @@englishforsrilanka2535 But where are the Khashoggi jokes? Where are the women jokes?
      All I am saying is, it is easy to go after the local midget and a democratic country and call them “terrorists” and not a bunch of monarchists who are paying the bill well. Very disappointing!

    • @englishforsrilanka2535
      @englishforsrilanka2535 5 місяців тому +1

      It's unrealistic to expect him to cover the entire gamut of middle eastern humor/roasting in one segment? If you've followed his work, he dishes it out to anyone. I rest my case with him calling Arabs towels to their face during his gulf tour. Self deprecation is a quality by which we must all aspire. it's relaxing to laugh at oneself@@maverickmegastar There are plenty of examples of him going after the Jewish, Scottish, and Italians of whom he descends. This is my subjective approach to comedy.

    • @maverickmegastar
      @maverickmegastar 5 місяців тому +1

      @@englishforsrilanka2535 calling arabs towels to their face is like calling Indian food "spicy. How do you handle this shit?"
      I am all for self-deprecation when it is done right. The guy shits on people who can take it - Europeans, Indians, etc kinda goes easy on well, not so tolerant cultures - Middle East, Chinese etc. Would love to hear some spy balloon jokes in Shanghai and some terrorist, Khashoggi jokes in the Middle East.

  • @shubhamgoel6815
    @shubhamgoel6815 3 місяці тому

    INDIA AND CHINA have high population because these two countries have the highest amount of resources a man ever needs to survive , therefore the population of these two countries is the highest since the world started

  • @maju3606
    @maju3606 6 місяців тому +4

    Hahaha, lets go Aussies

  • @anchipedia
    @anchipedia 5 місяців тому +2

    Who is he , didn't know about Off & Leg & calling Team India a Choker?? Bullshit

  • @GujjarAttack
    @GujjarAttack 6 місяців тому

    Do not bleep that!!!

  • @anunaybagga2948
    @anunaybagga2948 4 місяці тому +1

    Thank god homies in the comment sections understand how outdated these guys are 😂.

  • @Prabhato_o
    @Prabhato_o 6 місяців тому +1

    We have moped ubers