Traffic Tales | Junaid Akram
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- In this series, I will cover how painful it is to drive around in Karachi.
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The issue is that when someone tries to drive Properly by planning lanes and giving indicators then our own loved ones sitting beside us judge us that we don't know how to drive Properly. Shameful.
True
Exaclty
bhai patey ki baat ki yaah its true!! they thought that we are becoming foreigner..
100% my friends say to me this all the time,
Yar very much relatable
Imran khan should hire this man. Government should start paying him. If after these vlogs there is still no tabdeeli then we are cursed.
Fr 💯💯
@Avery Callan lmao they gonna ask for 10$ after wasting 20 minutes and Then they’ll just run 🤣
Absolutely 100%
Kasam se mere dil ki badhaas thi jo apne nikal di❤️😪
@Muhammad Hasan bilkul saiii🙂
Same Salman bhai.
I leave the home with the happiest mood possible for university and reach there grumpy as fuck, in a matter of 15 minutes only.
Aur Muhammad Hasan ap agr ye videos dekhnay k bawjood aisi hrktayn krtay hyn to sb ko apnay jesa na smjhayn.
Koi acha hai to usay reh lenay dayn acha.
@Muhammad Hasan .
@Muhammad Hasan Kya prove karna chahte ho Keyboard Warrior ban ke, muh par koi chiz bolte nahi ho, phat’ti hai tum logon ki, bas piche beth ke galiyan dilwado.
Ajeeb log
@Muhammad Hasan stfu
This needs to be a regular series 😂
Really enjoyed the small tour of Karachi. Part 2 would be appreciated. A fan from Ahmedabad India
Kem cho mota bhai
Part 2
Are bhai same here, Ahmedabad ma kya thi?
Ahmedabad me sirf gujrati log hotay hen?
@@hassaanashraf4511 majority gujrati hote hai kuch log bahar se hotey h
Junaid bhai, I have driven in bangalore for two years almost daily. I tried to follow rules on many occasions. I have learnt one thing, that if you drive according to rules in subcontinent, you will be the ones who block traffic. If you follow rules, people just dont let you move.
Thats why I only tried following rules on weekends😁
😂😂🤣😭
Acknowledged from Pakistan
Agreed from Pakistan
11:55.....Plzz song ka nam bata dijiye
@@akashdave3317 THE GRAND CIRCLE
I think.
"Pooray karachi sy kachra utha k poory karachi mein phelaty ja rahy hain"
Lmaooo😂😂
Yehi to meri bhee hat tee hai jab Karachi ao to yeh sab dramay face karo.
Also nobody owns Karachi, everyone know he came to Karachi for temporary work and their permanent place is Gaon so who cares what happens to Karachi.
@@y_m_2025 right
Lmaoo nhi kamao ....😂
@@y_m_2025tujhe kis ne bola Karachi Aa tu
@@royalvoice2115 tameez se baat karo tumharay baap ki Umar ka hoon
9 years leaving Pakistan but you bring back memories !!!! Love your work Sir
legends say the Red Khyber uncle is still driving at 20Km/h
😂
He is still on his way back 😂😂
Uncle is still chilling on the highway
5000 years later.
Km/h
Seriously... makes me really sad to see no hope in this country 😑
there is a hope
This guy faces the same issue my father faces everyday in traffic :D.
Mine too
Also here.
According to my father ye muslman soyi howi qoam hai s ko horn baja baja k jagana parta hai.
Sad but correct
@@muhammadfawad1505 dekho musalman uae walay bhi hai turkey walay bhi hai bas Waha ka qanoon sakht hai
I feel like I drive and enjoy Karachi roads .. big fan bro from India Maharashtra
Having driven in Canada, this video just stressed the living shit out of me.
Same here 😂
Same here, after driving in dubai I can't even see how people drive in karachi
Ha ha it seems like you haven't driven in downtown Toronto. It's a jungle out there.
beta Lahore ayo. Karachi is so chill in driving.
Sameee...
He's Absolutely right on many points. Ive been also thinking on these for past some time specially on "ego on roads" and "horn language". I also use horn according to situation. Junaid bhai just became my voice to the masses 😄
Alhumdullailah mera taluq esay mulk sy hai jahan log traffic ke issharay nahi smjh skty par ankhon ke issharay smjh jate hain👻
Alhamdulilah
Wo gaana isliye bana tha kia ?? Isharay teri karti nigah ... Kaan paka diye gaane ne
Abhi log replies mn number mangnay aa jyen gy.
Apki ankhein kia kehti hai?
@@waqarsarfraz4205 😂😅
This video is incomplete without saddar's traffic stunts. People often use footpath than road Here even when roads are empty in saddar.
Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣
😂😂
And that guy standing in the middle of fast traffic, I am speechless.
qasm se
This type of situation I have faced on shahrah e faisal several times and it scared the shit out of me, i was barely able to save the guy, still get goose bumps thinking about those days
@@langkorn123 Allah he bachata hai in logo ko bus. When someday someone like that gets hit then it immediately becomes driver's fault.
i laughed so much at that moment
Or phir kehte hain k yeh sarak har roz ek banda leti hai🤣🤣
Thank you junaid bhai. I really love it. Mere dil ki batain kehdi ap ne sari is video mai thanks again. Keep it up
thank you for pointing out the discomfort caused by drivers using high beams! completely unnecessary unless youre driving in rural areas.
In South Asia, might is right at every level of existence...including on the road! We will never learn.
Ducky Bhai aur Raza Samo ko miss karao,asli Roaster toh Junaid Bhai hai!
Ducky bhai roaster he kia 😁😁
@@daniyaljadoon3656 ni teri baji ka yaar hai
@@malangzada5123 kyun teri baji ka bhi he kia
@@malangzada5123 ohhhhhhhhhhh savage
True
these videos should be renamed to Daastan e Pakistan.... Very well explained the current chaos on Pakistani roads and the current Pakistani mindset...Hats Off Junaid brother
The song name (playing in the background) is Struggle by NEFFEX
Thank you so much
Thank u I also want to know about song name
Thank you bro you are great i am looking for music name 🤣🇵🇰
First music name
I came to karachi from dubai first time and did not sleep on flight because i thought ill sleep in the car while i reach my destination but then when i tried to sleep😂 loud horn sounds car jumping because of bumps and the road was so smooth lol😂😂 i realized i was so wrong
Welcome to Pakistan😂
It's also me but soo far away wrong thinking
Maan ki aankh
level of content
12:06 Ussain bolt😂😂
We are traffic police for our own when we are on road .
Aa finally some good content was so tired of ask ganjiswag series
"Pure karachi se kachra utha kar..purey karachi me phila raha he"
Best line 😂😂😂
The Situation has improved somewhat in Delhi after implementing EXHOBITANT fines for traffic violations.. But still the natural desi tendency is there
Satadal Payeng Here in Islamabad the traffic is good because of strict rules and laws. Even rickshaws are banned in Islamabad. The problem is at Lahore and Karachi.
@@DeepakVerma-fz6qu its clear that making laws isn't enough.. implementation is
Satadal Payeng yup
Oh my God
@@DeepakVerma-fz6qu bro your name is hindu ukh live in Pakistan
9:40 Junaid Bhai "BACHI CHECK "karte hoye 😎😂😂
Aunty check😂😂😂😂
@@anaonymous31 😂😂
😂😂
Abay aunty hai 😂
😂 😂
This is exactly my reaction while driving AT ALL TIMES!
ye video nahi, junaid bhai k dil ki bharaas hai, aur mere dil ki bhi.
Thank you.
the bad part is that it ended ahahahhaha it was so funny!!!
you don't need to go abroad, you can get free exit towards left or right at signals in Lhr as well.
Roads infrastructure at Lhr is much better than any other city of Pakistan (excluding isb).
lekin log phir b janwaro ke tarha chalatay hai gari.
rehen do bhae dekha hai lahroe ka bhi
Jaanwaro ke saath selfie 😆😆😆
Junaid bhai i visited karachi last month after 4 years.very beautiful city but majority of the people are very rude🥲
Yaha log family planning nhi krte, road ki planning to baad ki baat hai
We all need to follow our traffic rules 🙏respect from India🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Felt good to see karachi after 5 years 🤩❤
Never went to Karachi, always thought Karachi is full of traffic with unconstructed roads,. BUT really impressed with this video, WOW! Karachi is a Beautiful City😇🥰 Love this video, the comedy, the guidelines given and the music everything is LOVE❤️. I WISH THAT I WOULD BE IN KARACHI❤️
9:40 moqa miss nae kia.
Ap ki 2-3 se video no ayi
Ma ap ki video regular dekhta tha
Your big fan
Hope to see you soon
@@BilalAhmad-kq4wb Mera PC khrab hai is waja se nae ho pa rha kuch
Jahhahahahaha
9:40 poondi scene on hai sath sath👀😂
Well spotted😂🤣🤣🤣
thank u for saving me the trouble to comment.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Aim bot
Behtreen video hai yr. Bilkul sahi masail cover kiye ismay. 😂😂
I learned one thing from the video which i was doing wrong "unintentionally" due to unawareness...JazakAllah khair!
Plot twist:Gangiswag was actually chasing black Corolla in the start😂😂😂
Iska solution boht asan h driving licence trained driver ko diye jaen.
Aur phr jo bh bina driving licence mile usko heavy fine kiye jaen.. Simple and easy.
10:27 he is dancing on bike :D
Nope. His Jacket was
Lol i know dude
Recently I got a chance to drive in Karachi while I travelled back to Pakistan and I was stopped by traffic constable..As usual he asked me for vehicle documents which were almost fine.. I was expecting he would ask me license but imagine what he asked from me, sir mithai kiyun k gari ki number plate new hai.... Our system is corrupt, then what could you expect from public...
20:05 Peep peep Maut agayi hai mujhay 😂😂😂
😂
hahahah
9:40 junaid bhai bachi taartey huey 🤣🤣🤣
Qasmey ma bi same note kia🤣🤣🤣
internal monologue " Oye hoye hoye - Dabba check karr... Ohh shit.. video ban rehi hai...seedha ho ja"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Molvi sahab OP 👀17:19
Ya bhi sahi hai 19:28
20:23 Aando Bakra after peeshab
oh pencho has has ke pet me dard
Haha
I was waiting for this. Charhao molvi sahab😂.
مزہ آگیا جنید بھائی واہ کیا پردہ اٹھایا آپ نے ان بے حس و با ضرر لوگوں پر سے۔ بھائی پوری وڈیو میں آپکے سامنے ایمبولینس نہیں آئی اسکا بھی کچھ لوگ پر خطر فائدہ لے رہے ہوتے ہیں ایمبولینس کے چوتڑوں سے گاڑی چپکا کے بھگا رہے ہوتے ہیں جبکہ ایمبولینس کسی بھی وقت ایمرجنسی بریک لے سکتی ہے۔
19:30 bhai control 😂😂🤣🤣😂
😂😂😂
Thanks a lot for making this video. This video needs to get viral in whole Pakistan.
Bahut hi acha kiya sir aapne
Mai aapke har baat ko apne country se relate karta hu
Junaid bhai kasam sy karachi ke roads py nikal k banda itna stress mei ajata hy...exact yahi sb hamary alfaaz hoaty hain...or jinhony ye video dislike ke hai na yeh sb wohi log hain jo adhi baat samajhty hain😂😂
main reason - Driving licensing authority needs to change over all completely.
they must teach the laws and make it strict for ppl to get the license.
traffic police must ensure ppl drive according to the law and fine then and there if need.
ppl are just doing their duty and no one has a passion at work in traffic police. its the head of traffic police who has to bring this change.
Literally yahan even in islamabad ap ki approach hai tu its soo easy to get a driving license without any test or anything
I just travelled Karachi. Thank you Junaid bhai.
Despite of footpath people still walk on roads and never use zebra crossing to cross road and here in India footpaths are occupied by halkers and food stalls 😣😣😣 seriously 🤦🤦
Same here footpaths are invaded by stalls.... Idiots
Lol
much awaited video... mujhy khud bohat bohat bohat tap charhti hai jahilon per jinki road sense negative main chal rahi hoti hai..
khair, Junaid bhai, Dashcam ka result bohat fit hai..konsa hai aor kitne ka hai ?
"People are don't know where they belong to" That's It
English ki maa ko mat do
I live in USA, from Karachi originally..I drive when I get back home every two/three years..if your car has no horn you can’t drive lol it’s driving like Mario Kart tbh
17:18 Junaid really speaks japanese so good
Hahahaha
11:55.... Plzz song ka nam bata do
JUNAID AKRAM BHAI KYA HI ACHCHA HOTA KE AAP KI DRIVING TRIP MN AAP KO BHAI LOG BHI MIL LETAY AUR AAP KA WALLET AUR MOBILE PHONE TT DIKHA KER LAY JAATAY TO AAP KE IS TRAFFIC VLOG KA MAZA DOBALA HI JATA AUR AAP KI REQUEST PER AAP KA DASHBOARD CAMERA WAHIN PER REHNAY DETAY ...JUST IMAGINE THE THRILL ADDED TO YOUR VLOG THEN ..HAHA
Chalti phirti comedy is true af😂😂
BTW love your work❤❤
4:19. The road is jammed coz there are no viable alternatives to driving. And having those alternatives is the only way you can really get rid of traffic.
Also, People dont use pedestrian bridges coz lets be honest, no one loves using those bridges. No one wants to climb and get down two storeys just to cross a street. Such car centric infra like pedestrian bridges are a thing of the past.
Here in Scotland specifically when someone lets us in the lane, we put the hazard indicators on as a way of thanking them :) In Pakistan it’ll be the perfect system as by thanking other drivers they’ll feel appreciated and their ego won’t be hurt
I don't think so
In pakistan if you do such a thing you are basically inviting the driver behind you for a race :D
@@mohammadhaque4121 😂😂
1 main difference from 🇮🇳 India is majority of the bike and car models of 🇵🇰 Pakistan are from 90's. Mostly the bike model is Honda CD 70 which was discontinued in 1990 and today only Pakistan use this model in the entire world.
Bhai this video defines Pakistani traffic indeed I'm from Peshawar and same shit I face every single day such a shame
1. I noticed that there is no marking on the roads (left, right, straight) or sign boards.
2. We do not have any theory test of learning traffic rules (not only learning signals). If it exits then simple give money or use reference for the exam.
3. After passing theory test one must spend upto 40 hours driving with some instructor to learn and practice the rules.
4. The final step comes the exam where one have to drive atleast 45mins with official examiner.
THAT'S THE VIDEO OF THE DAY
Mumbai traffic is 25% worse than karachi
A 40 km trip takes 2.5 hrs anytime of the day
After a long time finally a funny vedio😂😂
Ise kah the hai kam ka kam ho gaya or
Earning bhi Ho gayi.
#Ganjiswag
😁😁😁😁😁😁
😂😂😂😂
Legend hy bro Ye sb 😂😂
Long live legend 😂😂😂💯😍
Bhai Shahra e faisal ki yaad taza kardi abhi 1 saal pehly inhi sadkon pe din raat drive karta tha ..
Miss you karachi ..
From KSA ...
Mein Bike Chalaraha hota hun same asi he Commentary Chal rhi hoti hai mera sir mein...
Nailed it.. 😉
6:55 OMGGGGG!!! This is what I’ve experienced and this is EXACTLY what I tell my mother about, and it has now become my favourite feature because whenever I want to shift lanes I indicate few seconds prior to changing lanes so that the car can pass by! I’ve learnt to drive in UAE and now I drive in Pakistan and this is exactly how I feel! My mother always scolds me upon getting angry while driving but I just can’t help it!!
Omgggg I laughed through the whole video bcz of his sarcasm 😂😂😂
😂
LMFAOO that guy who was standing in the middle of Shahrah e Faisal killed me 😂😂😭
bruhhhh lmao
8:30 - junaid bhai ny horn mara,, shaed jaa k laga horn us bike wale ko taiz hogya wo xD
Junaid Bhai ap bohat umda kam kr rhe hn. Hum me ap se bohat kuch sekha ha. Allah ap ko jaza e khair aata farmaye
This is me everyday in Rawalpindi.
Hats off bro you are such an entertainment....
One Never gets bored..... 😅😂
Stay blessed brother....
Did someone notices Karachi ki roads kitni saaf hogai hain xD
Lol,only shahra e faisal ,defence,clifton roads are clean woh bhi main main ki,kabhi ao north nazimabad dekhlo haal
mtlb me comment delete krdun :'(
@@abdulwaheed9905
Mainay saray comment delete kardiye aab tum bhi delete kro...
Sula kro..
Kabhe new karachi aao pata chaljai ga kitni saf hogai hai.
@@mradeel2060 to land jub pata nahe hotA to comment q karta hai
I drove in Karachi and been driving in Dubai for more than 8 years. The only problem is our people doesn’t know the basic rules. Basic education needs to be given and citizens need to accept it too.
1:52 you himself break the law. whenever you have to change the lane. you can't change from left side.
Point👍🏻
Oh I miss my Karachi & Pakistan Masha Allah. Loved this video bro. Thank you.
Junaid bhai i can feel your pain and stress the only thing is that our government is giving license without educating people they even don't know the basic rules and are running cars on roads the saddest thing is 90% of drives do not have licence
love from kohat KPK this is big issue we all are facing... great to see pointing out these issue..
Most unethical and worst thing you forgot to mention that usually happens on our roads,A biker spits and that spit falls straight on someone’s face behind,this nation is no where near civilized
😂😂😂😂😂 thats fkin hilarious
9:23 best part
You said right this daily traffic routine add unnecessary stress in your life.
Everyone share this video. Itna share karo k authorities ke pas chali jaaye
Hello bro
3:35 paranormal activity hahaha
Ghost spotted.
Who enjoy the new talent of junaid akram every moment junaid changed is voice funny part of this video
No city can beat karachi in pakistan yar high rise building beautiful roads .. everything is beautiful masha Allah - love from lahore
Zaibra wala mast tha
Hamary shahr main zaibray hi nhi hen 😂