The right way to kill a fish

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  • @whitehonda2874
    @whitehonda2874 4 роки тому +35482

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
    *fitness isn’t a hobby. It’s a lifestyle.*

  • @bluey_heeler
    @bluey_heeler 5 років тому +36651

    I’m not inviting you to my birthday party

    • @alexwhitton1
      @alexwhitton1 5 років тому +604

      But why not

    • @ezekiel1249
      @ezekiel1249 5 років тому +1152

      I have a pet goldfish is that you Jimmy

    • @lixix1627
      @lixix1627 5 років тому +277

      Goldfish sorry I didn’t mean to flush you down the toilet

    • @randomperson3051
      @randomperson3051 5 років тому +119

      I have some fish food :(

    • @onionbowie3194
      @onionbowie3194 5 років тому +103

      Now are you making threats?

  • @guffythefluffy3013
    @guffythefluffy3013 5 років тому +5837

    Kid: Mom, why is that fish moving like that?
    Mom: *It's exercising*

  • @ccol009
    @ccol009 2 роки тому +705

    As a fisherman who catches and cleans an prepares what he cooks, I really appreciate this method being shared. I always try to find the best way to prepare a fish even down to a scientific level like this video, knowledge and demonstration here.

    • @ATG.0331
      @ATG.0331 2 роки тому +6

      Thank you I agree, this is awesome, every fisherman should do this

    • @CanadianBalls
      @CanadianBalls Рік тому +1

      It’s 2023

    • @LuzuVlogsGamer
      @LuzuVlogsGamer 11 місяців тому

      Thats amazing sadly some fisherman arent as open minded as you

  • @xy3707
    @xy3707 5 років тому +11919

    So I've been eating stressed fish my whole life

    • @badmonkey2468
      @badmonkey2468 5 років тому +179

      Yup

    • @ezraboren2069
      @ezraboren2069 5 років тому +1194

      Its creepy knowing I had something in common with the fish I'm eating

    • @sum-dum_nerd
      @sum-dum_nerd 5 років тому +479

      You are what you eat, explains a lot doesn't it?

    • @logiic8835
      @logiic8835 5 років тому +12

      Krungx all good, nothing wrong.

    • @H3c171
      @H3c171 5 років тому +28

      yup, and you'll continue to do so up until you stop eating animal products

  • @ramcnabunga
    @ramcnabunga 4 роки тому +5215

    I came here just to check if the fish is gonna say “auegh” before being killed.

  • @XyzzTooCold
    @XyzzTooCold 4 роки тому +6248

    "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FOOTAGES OF FISH BEING KILLED"
    *YOU DON’T SAY*

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 4 роки тому +91

      @ILoveAss your comment is scaring me

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 4 роки тому +38

      @ILoveAss no

    • @esmemii584
      @esmemii584 4 роки тому +25

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @AudreysKitchen
      @AudreysKitchen 4 роки тому +15

      I like how the moment anyone has even finished reading that and is about to turn off the video, they're instantly presented with a visceral brain-spike

    • @casketbutter
      @casketbutter 4 роки тому

      ด.ช.คน มนุษย์ what

  • @floridaoceancurrents
    @floridaoceancurrents 3 роки тому +1681

    I'm an avid Melbourne FL shore fisherman who's caught more than 25 different Atlantic fish species. I can say for sure that this method results in a much tastier and fresher fish dinner. Especially with oily fish like bluefish and mackerel.

    • @bringit3164
      @bringit3164 3 роки тому +31

      I live on the gulf side and I do see more anglers bleeding fish out. I will try this to see for myself. If grouper can taste even better why not!

    • @taitaizozo
      @taitaizozo 3 роки тому +7

      Does ikejime have a similar effect with freshwater fish as wel?

    • @mrhickeyshorrendoushacks4207
      @mrhickeyshorrendoushacks4207 3 роки тому +2

      experienced inshore Titusville fisher

    • @thatwastakenagain
      @thatwastakenagain 2 роки тому +4

      @@bringit3164 did it work? also to everyone else Hi nice that fishermen are talking about this anyone tried on other seafood too?

    • @sum_Random_Hobo
      @sum_Random_Hobo 2 роки тому +9

      @@taitaizozo i am no expert on fish, but I have no reason to believe why not. Things like adrenaline and lactic acid are likely released when freshwater fish suffocate to death as well.

  • @nykerios9379
    @nykerios9379 4 роки тому +6154

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s excersizing”
    *jumps into deep end of pool* i need *abs*

    • @r3ddr01d7
      @r3ddr01d7 4 роки тому +299

      Results:
      Abs No
      Death Yes

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 4 роки тому +159

      its been a week and I think hes still exercising

    • @ok-eb5ly
      @ok-eb5ly 4 роки тому +130

      I looked at the pool and saw no bubbles
      Eh, I think hes mutating

    • @Prashant-xl1rv
      @Prashant-xl1rv 4 роки тому +20

      *exerciSing*

    • @mariaelmorsy4280
      @mariaelmorsy4280 4 роки тому +24

      o k it’s been 4, he’s probably still exercising

  • @mohamedzarif4473
    @mohamedzarif4473 5 років тому +2885

    it does makes sense
    i rather have my brain crushed to remove self awareness
    than drowning for 30 minutes
    edit i meant suffocating

    • @l1fey123
      @l1fey123 5 років тому +73

      *steb*

    • @munhunganh1299
      @munhunganh1299 5 років тому +11

      Mohamed Zahidin *drowning*

    • @luisleatherman6377
      @luisleatherman6377 5 років тому +32

      Exercising

    • @Mirakuruuu
      @Mirakuruuu 5 років тому +33

      but u will not experience the Ultimate lucid dream meant to be produced from your brain before the final shutdown

    • @LD-oe6ux
      @LD-oe6ux 5 років тому +5

      Fish don’t feel pain though, you would feel pain from drowning

  • @michaelabe4040
    @michaelabe4040 5 років тому +9096

    Warning:
    This video contains footage of fish being killed
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @nowhere474
      @nowhere474 5 років тому +163

      Every minute in Afrika, 60 seconds pass

    • @cyropower7808
      @cyropower7808 5 років тому +61

      God I love that meme

    • @SamPlays0nline
      @SamPlays0nline 5 років тому +12

      I dont get it

    • @kiavang7309
      @kiavang7309 5 років тому +14

      2000 subs no video every 60 minutes a hour passes

    • @AxolinaAxolotl
      @AxolinaAxolotl 5 років тому +66

      Hmm it seems like the floor is made out of floor

  • @ziaacodm2214
    @ziaacodm2214 2 роки тому +107

    "When its suffocating, its exercising"
    Guys with asthma 💪

    • @raptorzilla0710
      @raptorzilla0710 2 роки тому +1

      as someone with asthmatic symptoms (does that count?) I can confirm this is in fact true

    • @ziaacodm2214
      @ziaacodm2214 2 роки тому +1

      @@raptorzilla0710 it does when you think it does, always remember.
      "If you can't convince them, confuse them"-confusios

    • @ligmaballs2022
      @ligmaballs2022 6 місяців тому +1

      🥸

  • @JustinSabrinsky
    @JustinSabrinsky 4 роки тому +4806

    she should've tasted the fish blindfolded to avoid a placebo effect

    • @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
      @phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 роки тому +102

      there was a large distinction between the two tho

    • @marmoris72
      @marmoris72 4 роки тому +43

      Phylippe Zimmermann Paquin how do u know tho

    • @davyddocarmocabral2989
      @davyddocarmocabral2989 4 роки тому +32

      @@marmoris72 Eating the two types of fishs?

    • @dasnicenoob6140
      @dasnicenoob6140 4 роки тому +16

      @@davyddocarmocabral2989 Im curious is it only high end sushi restaurants that do this or others?

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 4 роки тому +73

      Also some fish market vendors in Japan will do it for you if they're kind enough, it really isn't some advanced technology or something, it's just a cleaner, faster way of killing a fish

  • @myra961
    @myra961 5 років тому +2652

    "when its suffocating, its exercising" wow they're on the verge of death but still has the time to exercise. shame on me.

    • @kie_.6107
      @kie_.6107 5 років тому +6

      i m crying😂

    • @mechamicro
      @mechamicro 5 років тому +8

      It called desperate to survive.

    • @wolfboi5842
      @wolfboi5842 5 років тому +24

      MechaMicro it's called a joke💀

    • @najae084_
      @najae084_ 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @yazakuri6030
      @yazakuri6030 4 роки тому

      myra961 hahahahaha!!!!!!

  • @mythmaster6103
    @mythmaster6103 5 років тому +3437

    Waiting for it to say: "My leg!"

  • @moderndaypirate8931
    @moderndaypirate8931 3 роки тому +262

    Great video, I was a meat processor for nearly 15 years. I can tell if a pig or cow was killed properly as well. Definitely interesting seeing how this is accomplished with fish. If I ever decide to go fishing I will follow this method.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 роки тому +1

      I'm curious what your take on veganism is. I'm not trying to attack, I just want to learn new perspectives

    • @Emanuel10348
      @Emanuel10348 2 роки тому +8

      im not gonna eat grass my whole life

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 роки тому +13

      @@Emanuel10348 neither am I. I had a delicious spicy burrito for lunch. You can have awesome food that doesn't come from killing and exploiting animals.

    • @davestewart3778
      @davestewart3778 2 роки тому +25

      @@jacewright6428 people don't 'exploit' animals, we are omnivorous it's just part of our diet

    • @ЄвгенійПодольський
      @ЄвгенійПодольський Рік тому +3

      @@jacewright6428 Eh, unless this animal is close to me on a personal level, it's potential food/threat.

  • @Desi-qw9fc
    @Desi-qw9fc 4 роки тому +9667

    “I’m an attorney, but my real passion is killing fish.”

    • @titanide
      @titanide 4 роки тому +120

      Psychopath by heart 😄

    • @harveyholmes9533
      @harveyholmes9533 4 роки тому +351

      John Smith not just killing fish, teaching others how to do it, which is arguably weirder

    • @harryroberts388
      @harryroberts388 4 роки тому +8

      Nice name

    • @joshuaberman4767
      @joshuaberman4767 4 роки тому +15

      John Smith where can I buy that spike and wire?

    • @Justme-xb2df
      @Justme-xb2df 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah a bit weird

  • @Anni-kb5gj
    @Anni-kb5gj 5 років тому +4447

    Title : best way to kill a fish
    Video: warning will show a fish getting killed
    Lmao

    • @joshuaosullivan2761
      @joshuaosullivan2761 5 років тому +170

      They don't want the their Liberal viewers to feel a like their safe place was violated.

    • @foxadee
      @foxadee 5 років тому +16

      0:03 This is the part where he kills the fish.

    • @6loscar448
      @6loscar448 5 років тому +32

      @@joshuaosullivan2761 nice grammar

    • @TechnicFlow
      @TechnicFlow 5 років тому +19

      Instantly starts showing killing the fish before some people can even read the warning.

    • @jonyjonsy
      @jonyjonsy 5 років тому +1

      That's vox for ya

  • @eggbenedict5848
    @eggbenedict5848 4 роки тому +6698

    Now do a human edition, my nephew is being a little annoying.

    • @yellowsubmachine5848
      @yellowsubmachine5848 4 роки тому +667

      get ready for total spine destruction

    • @Noah-mj8sj
      @Noah-mj8sj 4 роки тому +173

      @@yellowsubmachine5848 OML WHY DO I LAUGH AT THIS😭😭😭

    • @lenny1247
      @lenny1247 4 роки тому +156

      Alright get the brain spike

    • @Ivan-uq8cc
      @Ivan-uq8cc 4 роки тому +131

      Easy step 1 anastesia the less stress the more tender
      2. A quick easy snap
      3. Break the spinalcord
      4. Chop off the head or insert a Spike through the soft spot

    • @Noah-mj8sj
      @Noah-mj8sj 4 роки тому +56

      @@Ivan-uq8cc 4. Dont forget for the total spine destruction

  • @mohduzairrusli3741
    @mohduzairrusli3741 3 роки тому +42

    “Spinal cord distruction”
    That sounds like a wwe move

  • @dexxboii3080
    @dexxboii3080 5 років тому +2524

    "real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
    That's a real specific passion, I wish I knew that much about myself.

    • @LuanMMello
      @LuanMMello 5 років тому +9

      ikr

    • @rohithkumarsp
      @rohithkumarsp 5 років тому +2

      You'll be eating a fish with lead residue.

    • @ThatOneStuff
      @ThatOneStuff 5 років тому +5

      Its definitely on a different level, its like someone that sets out to be a proctologist.

    • @cozysrevenge
      @cozysrevenge 5 років тому

      there’s one way to find out about yourself
      shrooms

    • @ThatOneStuff
      @ThatOneStuff 5 років тому +1

      @AlanXD A doctor thats an expert in b-holes

  • @TheSonar129
    @TheSonar129 5 років тому +3833

    1:09 “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising.”
    I’m gonna be a personal trainer so I can help people *exercise*

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 5 років тому +133

      r/cursed_comment

    • @__-yh7zl
      @__-yh7zl 5 років тому +12

      @@rikkowastaken Well, you messed that comment up. You want to try again?

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 5 років тому +12

      @@__-yh7zl there

    • @diegojose193
      @diegojose193 5 років тому +6

      Narajiナラジ no

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 5 років тому +1

      @@diegojose193 no

  • @BasetsanaMoropoli
    @BasetsanaMoropoli 5 років тому +1547

    "an attorney and former commercial fisherman... who's real passion is teaching people to kill fish"
    Me: wait what?

    • @aydenseay7978
      @aydenseay7978 5 років тому +7

      Rando Bassie that was my first reaction 😂😂

    • @availablehage
      @availablehage 5 років тому +1

      Breaking bad

    • @biketickler65
      @biketickler65 5 років тому +8

      He's the president of the ike-jime federation of America, makes sense

    • @pitchblackcap1218
      @pitchblackcap1218 5 років тому

      SORE WA CHIGAU YO!

    • @jbtechcon7434
      @jbtechcon7434 5 років тому

      "Huh? Oh, you mean teaching them to do it humanely?" "Umm... okay."

  • @cooperkick2108
    @cooperkick2108 3 роки тому +78

    I searched up "king of new York killing a fish" and this was the second video that UA-cam gave me 😳

  • @sudonim7552
    @sudonim7552 5 років тому +3006

    "The right way to kill a fish"
    "Warning: this video contains footage of fish being killed"
    Yeah I sure hope it does

    • @binnillust
      @binnillust 5 років тому +63

      Vegan's would file a lawsuit if it didn't have the warning

    • @borgresearcher
      @borgresearcher 5 років тому +45

      you never know when the american dumbness can strike, better make the obvious even more obvious

    • @Karthik-kt24
      @Karthik-kt24 5 років тому +3

      @@borgresearcher damn😂😂

    • @Tekeysix
      @Tekeysix 5 років тому +2

      @@Karthik-kt24 sadly but true

    • @draconaisesin7785
      @draconaisesin7785 5 років тому +1

      @@raykeller8097 'other nationalities' they only mentioned one country lmao

  • @trainzguy2472
    @trainzguy2472 5 років тому +4842

    You missed the standard Chinese market method of "whack it on the head with a sawed-off baseball bat".
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone!

    • @gustiandreansuryapratama2810
      @gustiandreansuryapratama2810 5 років тому +155

      i mean that's the only humane way that matter

    • @lemon_png
      @lemon_png 5 років тому +132

      When I catch small fish that I use for bait, I just slam them on a rock. It’s quick, painless, and since I won’t be eating them, anything else doesn’t matter.

    • @bin_binz2885
      @bin_binz2885 5 років тому +23

      that's the way i mostly see in the market in our country

    • @covers1226
      @covers1226 5 років тому +21

      Dab I’m going to be that one 8 year old
      YOUR ABUSING IT, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED IT
      but tho that is terrifying

    • @shuriken2505
      @shuriken2505 5 років тому +3

      then use a over extended box cutter to slice it up.

  • @SalutExpla
    @SalutExpla 5 років тому +4393

    Can't wait for this to become a series!
    "The right way to kill a ______"

  • @proseding9462
    @proseding9462 3 роки тому +81

    Anybody else just watched Joshua stomp on a fish?

    • @jojog2003
      @jojog2003 3 роки тому +5

      yeah he made tuna salad

  • @LittleMissLeared
    @LittleMissLeared 4 роки тому +2622

    Finding Nemo: The Final Chapter

  • @blankname6657
    @blankname6657 5 років тому +1471

    Fish : *Suffocating*
    Also Fish : "Oh yeah let me just get one last workout in"

    • @sutapabanerjee4181
      @sutapabanerjee4181 5 років тому

      @karanmalhotra seee

    • @thewhoppinator
      @thewhoppinator 5 років тому +33

      But consider the
      g a i n s

    • @Nathan-rt5vj
      @Nathan-rt5vj 5 років тому +5

      I'm drunk and cannot stop laughing at this omfg whyyyyy did you write this 😂😂😂

    • @chlxbear
      @chlxbear 5 років тому

      Mood

    • @willp6988
      @willp6988 5 років тому

      *the grind never stops*

  • @sixtenpettersson3814
    @sixtenpettersson3814 4 роки тому +6885

    Bruh ”spinal cord destruction” sounds like a move an anime villian would use

  • @brl650
    @brl650 3 роки тому +5

    Easier way: *Drown the fish*

    • @torch14000
      @torch14000 3 роки тому +1

      I love you, I hope it's not evening so I can date you, is it evening?

    • @brl650
      @brl650 3 роки тому

      @@torch14000 it’s not

    • @raptorzilla0710
      @raptorzilla0710 3 роки тому

      @@torch14000 caught in 4k

  • @steampunkhulk5559
    @steampunkhulk5559 5 років тому +1742

    At 4A.M. in the morning this is *EXACTLY* what I wanted to learn

    • @BryceMarchetto
      @BryceMarchetto 5 років тому +4

      Lol it’s 3:53 am right now, I’m not even joking! 😂

    • @randomnem922
      @randomnem922 5 років тому

      11:11pm lmao

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 5 років тому +2

      4:14 lol

    • @hilmy2633
      @hilmy2633 5 років тому

      So you're saying it can be 4AM in the evening as well?

    • @steampunkhulk5559
      @steampunkhulk5559 5 років тому +1

      @@hilmy2633 I just wanted to see if anyone would notice or not

  • @s000sdas
    @s000sdas 5 років тому +3095

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    The right way to kill a fish
    Recommended for you

  • @arisafari1855
    @arisafari1855 5 років тому +2521

    Imagine Rotting
    This post was made by Ikejime gang

    • @andyrajendra3103
      @andyrajendra3103 5 років тому +5

      Chrome Arome lmao

    • @fouilt
      @fouilt 5 років тому +3

      Lmaoooooo

    • @wooga5107
      @wooga5107 5 років тому +3

      Chrome Arome lmao, in my head I was just like sponsored by the ikejime gang

    • @amale2689
      @amale2689 5 років тому +4

      Chrome Arome I remember that meme sadly it completely died

    • @kucingcalico
      @kucingcalico 5 років тому +2

      lmao i loved those memes

  • @Mihaugoku
    @Mihaugoku 3 роки тому +13

    it tastes better, rots slower, is less painful.
    people: *T I M E A N D M O N E Y*

  • @hitachi4264
    @hitachi4264 4 роки тому +7482

    "The fish smells fishy"
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
    -Jamal.

    • @jasonphoenix292
      @jasonphoenix292 4 роки тому +62

      gg man ha, wrong. Here in Africa, we work on African time. A 1 second in Africa is about 10 seconds where you are from.

    • @Svreign.Studious
      @Svreign.Studious 4 роки тому +8

      Make my brain tingling

    • @bolievethat2588
      @bolievethat2588 4 роки тому +44

      When it starts smelling fishy it’s no good. It’s not supposed to smell fishy when caught

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 4 роки тому +43

      It's supposed to smell like the sea, not a fishy, rotten smell. There is a difference. Compare a freshly bought fish to a fish left outside the fridge, on heat, for 3 hrs. You'll notice the difference of "fishy"

    • @acez6756
      @acez6756 4 роки тому +7

      Lan Dewell ok I know your just trying to help but the person is joking

  • @freddles7618
    @freddles7618 5 років тому +1558

    Me : I’m going to have an early night.
    Also me at 3am : *The right way to kill a fish*

  • @theboybrutus9894
    @theboybrutus9894 4 роки тому +2234

    “The fish has a fishy smell”
    *I was born at a very young age*

    • @crespop7
      @crespop7 4 роки тому +29

      When a blind man goes to the fish market, he thinks he’s surrounded by ladies

    • @SomeRandomPiggo
      @SomeRandomPiggo 4 роки тому +28

      The floor appears to be made of floor

    • @pumkingamer3140
      @pumkingamer3140 4 роки тому +11

      When I breathe, I live.

    • @supernt7852
      @supernt7852 4 роки тому +5

      My iPad is made out of a screen and more

    • @graydoor7718
      @graydoor7718 4 роки тому +5

      Food is made of food

  • @collin_y8303
    @collin_y8303 3 роки тому +16

    King of New York, take notes

  • @tigerburn81
    @tigerburn81 5 років тому +2999

    "... an attorney and former commercial fisherman."
    What, how did that happen?
    The hands say "fisherman", but the Rolex says "$500/hr for your divorce paperwork."

    • @nelumbonucifera7537
      @nelumbonucifera7537 5 років тому +169

      On the Vox podcast I think he said he worked as a commercial fisherman in college. He's actually a healthcare lawyer, and until recently worked for HHS. Pretty nice CV.

    • @bakingsoda1145
      @bakingsoda1145 5 років тому +132

      He is a fish lawyer they pay him in sunken gold

    • @mkmasterthreesixfive
      @mkmasterthreesixfive 5 років тому +26

      @@bakingsoda1145 Aye he did the lad. Got me guppies out of the locker he did.

    • @RexOrbis
      @RexOrbis 5 років тому +15

      If someone charges 500/hr, I'm sorry for your "Karen took the kids" narrative but you definitely won that case.

    • @likira111
      @likira111 5 років тому +3

      @@bakingsoda1145 "fish lawyer" Hello harvey alibastor

  • @caramelcoffees
    @caramelcoffees 5 років тому +3193

    "when it's suffocating it's exercising" wow i feel like I'm suffocating when i exercise, who knew i was a fish

    • @anonmouse6337
      @anonmouse6337 5 років тому +110

      You should try exercising with the ikejimi method next time.

    • @mubasshiramaryamkhan302
      @mubasshiramaryamkhan302 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DKuwu
      @DKuwu 5 років тому

      @@anonmouse6337 lmao

    • @mustafa.bakes.
      @mustafa.bakes. 5 років тому +9

      LOL
      Did you know that sleeping burns 100 calories, so guys I’m going to do my fav exercise 😂

    • @kayleefreiling14abv19
      @kayleefreiling14abv19 5 років тому

      Lmao!! 😂😂💀

  • @lordfoog9506
    @lordfoog9506 5 років тому +3045

    Everyone: talked about exercise
    Me:
    S P I N A L C O R D
    D E S T R U C T I O N

    • @conordwyer1553
      @conordwyer1553 5 років тому +10

      Yoki TH is that an elbow destruction reference

    • @conordwyer1553
      @conordwyer1553 5 років тому +1

      BETCH 36 wOoOoOo spooky

    • @goldiful9439
      @goldiful9439 5 років тому +5

      Mortal kombat 11: Fish Edition

    • @NeoZ45
      @NeoZ45 5 років тому

      SCD
      FROM WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA

    • @nickshea9063
      @nickshea9063 5 років тому +1

      Discombobulate

  • @kaleoariola
    @kaleoariola Рік тому +23

    Hey I took Andrew and his wife fishing when they visited Kauai in 2017! Taught him how to catch fish with seaweed! Awesome to see him again and doing well.

  • @jjandrooney
    @jjandrooney 5 років тому +2084

    is that guy wearing a rolex to cut up a fish?! damnnn

    • @Inflake
      @Inflake 5 років тому +100

      QQJason i can’t even bring myself to wear a $50 shirt for fishing

    • @ab-zb8wr
      @ab-zb8wr 5 років тому +172

      And he’s also using a $700 knife

    • @johnromanoski6418
      @johnromanoski6418 5 років тому +95

      He is an attorney

    • @yosefherrera721
      @yosefherrera721 5 років тому +43

      The rolex is made to go into the water

    • @Phrancis5
      @Phrancis5 5 років тому +24

      They said he was a lawyer, so this probably just a side hobby he's passionate about.

  • @creepersbeware
    @creepersbeware 4 роки тому +5885

    "the fish has a fishy smell"
    *100% of stair accidents happen on stairs*

    • @creepersbeware
      @creepersbeware 4 роки тому +30

      @@sageivu then thats a floor accident that happened on the stairs not a stair accident that happened on the stairs

    • @sageivu
      @sageivu 4 роки тому +9

      @@creepersbeware oop-

    • @whitehonda2874
      @whitehonda2874 4 роки тому +13

      vibe? hmm, yes, the floor accident happened on the stair

    • @soulcat7280
      @soulcat7280 4 роки тому +3

      @@sageivu *Its a JOKE*

    • @Reaper-3000
      @Reaper-3000 4 роки тому +7

      The leading cause of death is dying studies say..

  • @theonetheonlyw5483
    @theonetheonlyw5483 5 років тому +3382

    You did it wrong...
    1. Catch fish
    2. Bite off head
    3. Set head on pike and leave on shoreline.

    • @michelangelo1680
      @michelangelo1680 5 років тому +112

      Nonono your supossed to start eating the fish whole

    • @mopping-1791
      @mopping-1791 5 років тому +24

      Thank you god

    • @juancasanas4087
      @juancasanas4087 5 років тому +16

      @Clout Sukker ha, cant stop laughing

    • @Ray-mw1fx
      @Ray-mw1fx 5 років тому +78

      Okay. So I gathered all the information from all the replies, so basically.
      1. Catch it
      2. Bite off its head
      3. Put head on pike
      4. Crucify it on a cross until it bleeds out
      5. Eat it whole
      This must be done in public among plenty of people to increase the experience of fear.

    • @srsorrow1708
      @srsorrow1708 5 років тому +4

      TheOneTheOnly W You barbarian

  • @basedc6
    @basedc6 3 роки тому +8

    Joshua needs to watch this video 😕

  • @tgrgdv2621
    @tgrgdv2621 4 роки тому +5755

    “The fish get that fishy aroma”
    Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @BMarie774
      @BMarie774 4 роки тому +117

      TGRGDv2 Most fish shouldn’t smell “fishy”. If they do, you shouldn’t eat them.

    • @BMarie774
      @BMarie774 4 роки тому +18

      Clinical Depression Well of course the guts will. But yeah, I don’t really get that concept. If it wasn’t killed correctly and cooked rather quickly, it isn’t fresh. If it’s been in an ice box at all, it isn’t fresh. A fresh fish is one that’s been killed and cooked.

    • @tgrgdv2621
      @tgrgdv2621 4 роки тому +12

      Brianna Gordy its for comedic purposes, of course fish shouldn’t smell fishy

    • @aniketmore8236
      @aniketmore8236 4 роки тому +16

      together we can stop this!

    • @Ricky911_
      @Ricky911_ 4 роки тому +8

      @@aniketmore8236 Please spread the word

  • @ariel3526
    @ariel3526 5 років тому +866

    "This is Andrew Tsui, an attorney and former commercial fisherman whose real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
    Fish : (chuckles) I'm in danger

    • @b4c0n33
      @b4c0n33 5 років тому

      me like, good

    • @andpoomodo7827
      @andpoomodo7827 5 років тому

      Sounded like he said Choi and not Tsui

    • @taipogriz836
      @taipogriz836 5 років тому +3

      Andpoo Modo Because it’s the traditional way to pronounce it.

    • @ariel3526
      @ariel3526 5 років тому

      Andpoo Modo yeah, looks like the subtitle is wrong

  • @tshexisawesome5977
    @tshexisawesome5977 4 роки тому +2435

    Public Disclaimer: No fish were harmed during the making of this video. The one shown in this video is indeed a paid actor.

  • @yushige728
    @yushige728 3 роки тому +10

    Japanese people eat tons of fish, but they don't eat it RAW if it is not killed with ikejime.
    In Japanese supermarket, raw fish is separated from broiling fish corner.

    • @rothsshvili5125
      @rothsshvili5125 3 роки тому +1

      From my observation as a neighbouring Korean national, Japanese people seem to eat curry more often than sashimi (=raw fish) unless one lives in remote islands such as Ogasawara and Hachijo Jima. I was so relieved to find that during my visits to Tokyo for business and pleasure since I am a meat-loving person who has never been grandly fond of raw fish unlike the vast majority of my fellow Koreans. lol

  • @andykubash4280
    @andykubash4280 5 років тому +5319

    As a fisherman I actually appreciate this.

    • @alexsun3300
      @alexsun3300 5 років тому +95

      yeah this is actually a huge tip!

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому +8

      😊

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify 5 років тому +68

      I'm not a fisherman but I really appreciate it too

    • @SeanShimamoto
      @SeanShimamoto 5 років тому +5

      Andy Kubash Yup! I grew up fishing in Hawai’i.

    • @danielfitri97
      @danielfitri97 5 років тому +47

      And i, as a commoner...wont mind spending a little more for fish like this

  • @scooooter
    @scooooter 5 років тому +3855

    Just to note, I am japanese and not all the fish in Japan are killed this way. It is quite rare to see Ikejimed fish in markets.
    One more note, the knife the guy in the video is using is one of the best knive makers in the world called Masamoto. its expensive but its worth it :)

    • @Mr-R.R.
      @Mr-R.R. 5 років тому +177

      I don't remember them saying all/most fish are killed that way in Japan, but rather it's something that high end restaurant tend to do more

    • @oali2478
      @oali2478 5 років тому +336

      @@Mr-R.R. He's just saying that so people don't get the idea that that is how it is always done in Japan, because people might assume that.

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 5 років тому +2

      I doubt that knife is worth more than a regular one

    • @paulgan7097
      @paulgan7097 5 років тому +65

      garmon bozia check the prices boo

    • @savannapierceshimomura
      @savannapierceshimomura 5 років тому +25

      Ryuichiro Suzuki ya my baba has that knife and she constantly talks about it 😂

  • @voisart
    @voisart 5 років тому +1700

    Vegan: You can't eat fish because they feel pain when you kill them.
    Ikejime practitioners: Hold my salad.

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 5 років тому +55

      Hold my sushi

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 5 років тому +10

      Fish don’t feel pain fellers.

    • @arisafari1855
      @arisafari1855 5 років тому +16

      IG wait, I thought that shoving the spike into the brain prevents it from feeling pain and the point of messing up the spinal cord is done to prevent the lactic acid buildup.

    • @azrazelhananto
      @azrazelhananto 5 років тому +8

      @@arisafari1855 it feels the initial pain and any pain after that if the brain isnt cut completely/broken instantly. i've experienced this with cows mostly, but cutting of the brain still has it feel the initial plunge of the spike to the brain. After that its just muscle spasms. I don't know how much my knowledge translates to ikejime though

    • @carsonj4031
      @carsonj4031 5 років тому +8

      IG They literally point out in the video they don’t feel pain you might want to go and rewatch the video

  • @austin7095
    @austin7095 3 роки тому +8

    Worldoftshirts take notes

  • @Xavibbb4782
    @Xavibbb4782 5 років тому +1482

    The most humane way to kill a fish is with an enchanted fishing rod

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 років тому +2046

    *Fish:* Give me a quick death...please
    *Humans:* _throws fish in an ice bucket_
    *Fish:* Let me out! _LET ME OOUUUUUTTTT!!_

    • @yin6287
      @yin6287 5 років тому +18

      Yep its always like that

    • @skurjh4h475
      @skurjh4h475 5 років тому +36

      It's like eric andre but instead he wants to get out this time

    • @paulanderegg5536
      @paulanderegg5536 5 років тому +6

      Sorry fishy, you are the control group...

    • @3ctjhseolere
      @3ctjhseolere 5 років тому +5

      If it's still alive, it's gonna see itself cut to pieces of sashimi.

    • @smilefenn4813
      @smilefenn4813 5 років тому +13

      Isn’t it strange how we’re able to take it all as a joke even when we know that if it happened to us it would hurt so much, not throwing shade, just strange
      Anyways humanity succs

  • @Drakid13Re3kt
    @Drakid13Re3kt 4 роки тому +1493

    If the answer isnt with a shotgun im afraid you are mistaken

    • @AJ-dx6bn
      @AJ-dx6bn 4 роки тому +10

      Aww man

    • @mrbub69
      @mrbub69 4 роки тому

      what about a principle making you mad. do you shoot up the school

    • @MisterMicrowaves
      @MisterMicrowaves 4 роки тому +4

      It isn’t called a Hunting Rifle for no reason.

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 4 роки тому +1

      Is a .50 bmg good enough?

    • @johoreanperson8396
      @johoreanperson8396 4 роки тому +1

      I dont want lead in my food.

  • @mhejlskbsvsbwn6560
    @mhejlskbsvsbwn6560 3 роки тому +21

    Joshua should take notes

  • @krowkovtuber
    @krowkovtuber 5 років тому +1012

    is this applicable to humans?
    just asking for a friend.

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 років тому +33

      And I oop-

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 5 років тому +43

      Yes actually, weirdly enough. :-/

    • @Gwagwa333
      @Gwagwa333 5 років тому +20

      you scare me

    • @MP4_mafia
      @MP4_mafia 5 років тому +12

      I mean the ice truck killer did it on Dexter(minus the brain stab and spinal tap). And If you've seen John Wick, the ear and eye orifices can be stabbed resulting in instant death.

    • @PikaRaichupikapika
      @PikaRaichupikapika 5 років тому +13

      I'm calling the fbi

  • @skrillah6259
    @skrillah6259 5 років тому +920

    You can also grab it by it's tail then slam it with the might of zeus into the floor

    • @baimhakani
      @baimhakani 5 років тому +92

      Or, y'know,
      Bash the absolute soul out of its skull with a literal concrete pole to the point of no remain of head are attached.
      But hey I'm no expert either.

    • @xnotz1930
      @xnotz1930 5 років тому +37

      No, drown it in water

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 5 років тому +22

      @@xnotz1930 fish can actually drown

    • @Malik-td2ft
      @Malik-td2ft 5 років тому +4

      @@dark6.6E-34 in water

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 5 років тому +2

      @@Malik-td2ft yess

  • @mentalchillnesss
    @mentalchillnesss 5 років тому +1634

    Death by suffocation or lobotomized, bled out and pick through the spine?
    Fish: Shark plz..

    • @DaltonPatrickCStory
      @DaltonPatrickCStory 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @deltronzero9
      @deltronzero9 5 років тому +48

      Being eaten alive is much better than instant brain death?

    • @deathbyseatoast8854
      @deathbyseatoast8854 5 років тому +63

      glowjar
      Depends on how kinky the fish is. Some people like to be eaten out.

    • @jassinzaki1734
      @jassinzaki1734 5 років тому +9

      @@deltronzero9 heard of vore? wierd stuff bro

    • @DaltonPatrickCStory
      @DaltonPatrickCStory 5 років тому +3

      @サイレントボイス ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!!!

  • @isaacavina9742
    @isaacavina9742 3 роки тому +8

    Why is he drowning the fish at 2:56😰

    • @hitsurapapel1978
      @hitsurapapel1978 3 роки тому

      "Where's my fu¢king money, $h!t head?"

    • @fisht6765
      @fisht6765 3 роки тому

      was gonna like the video until he drowned it

    • @-kneenahh
      @-kneenahh Рік тому

      Fish breath in water-

  • @σεα-ψ9ε
    @σεα-ψ9ε 5 років тому +2259

    "this video contains footage of fish being killed"
    Wow, really?

    • @Djdjdjfnnff
      @Djdjdjfnnff 5 років тому +10

      Ikr

    • @evilbadger34
      @evilbadger34 5 років тому +132

      You would be surprised at how many people wouldn't expect it.

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 5 років тому +8

      Your user pic is hilariously appropriate for this comment. :-P

    • @niall798
      @niall798 5 років тому

      People could think the title was a joke or something

    • @314ax
      @314ax 5 років тому +1

      I know! Overprotective...

  • @matthew1061
    @matthew1061 5 років тому +2251

    My mans cutting fish with a Rolex on 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @rigatoni3649
      @rigatoni3649 5 років тому +186

      That's how rich he is

    • @imankewalramani8313
      @imankewalramani8313 5 років тому +177

      @@rigatoni3649 Its kinda fitting that he's wearing a Submariner

    • @condofare6156
      @condofare6156 5 років тому +5

      matthew S. I have one

    • @gabereischman5219
      @gabereischman5219 5 років тому +60

      That one UA-camr good for you no one cares

    • @somatalks
      @somatalks 5 років тому +12

      It’s his money so like?

  • @icommandyew8221
    @icommandyew8221 4 роки тому +1844

    “The fish smells fishy”
    *100% of gun incidents happen with a gun*

    • @21tryhard97
      @21tryhard97 4 роки тому +5

      Omg

    • @angelgalaxy3352
      @angelgalaxy3352 4 роки тому +3

      Im proud

    • @amanda.._..
      @amanda.._.. 4 роки тому +9

      Wow I didn’t know!

    • @chinesenoodles8005
      @chinesenoodles8005 4 роки тому +25

      She’s saying that it has strong fish smell, and the other one didn’t. Fish is not supposed to smell super fishy, it’s just what we are used to.

    • @xkaosxvpx8165
      @xkaosxvpx8165 4 роки тому +7

      Every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa.

  • @tgbhybbcarr2452
    @tgbhybbcarr2452 3 роки тому +9

    Josh/king of new york did it better

  • @kurt.rheinheimer4324
    @kurt.rheinheimer4324 5 років тому +825

    Some people: omg no dont kill that fish
    Home depot bucket: Let's DO this

    • @nathaniel1069
      @nathaniel1069 5 років тому +7

      🤣 when you dont have the budget and you just throw the fish in

    • @zacktoor1591
      @zacktoor1591 5 років тому +4

      Home Depot don't play.

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 років тому +2

      Thank god for favoring me by not creating as a fish. Gee-whiz!

    • @anonymousbiscuit5799
      @anonymousbiscuit5799 5 років тому +2

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @Xeonerable
      @Xeonerable 5 років тому +2

      Probably the best of this style of comment that I've seen this week.

  • @laurenpinkiepie8663
    @laurenpinkiepie8663 5 років тому +2023

    The most humane way: *is the most gruesome*
    Vox: *_FACTS_*

    • @Beefy_B0y330
      @Beefy_B0y330 5 років тому +184

      Think about it. It might be gruesome to watch, but would you rather suffocate for an hourd or just remove your conscience in a second

    • @jgodshall80
      @jgodshall80 5 років тому +28

      Lauren Pinkie Pie Humane has never meant compassion or thinking of other life forms first. It means the most convenient to humans.

    • @laurenpinkiepie8663
      @laurenpinkiepie8663 5 років тому

      @@Beefy_B0y330 I know

    • @jay_dmp
      @jay_dmp 5 років тому +27

      @@jgodshall80 Would "ethical" be a better term?

    • @jgodshall80
      @jgodshall80 5 років тому +4

      something something How does one go about defining ethics when it involves the death of something to keep another alive?

  • @mrcodbattlefield
    @mrcodbattlefield 5 років тому +1031

    so you are saying my mate Neil shouldn't have punched that fish to death whilst stuck in Swanage Harbour?

    • @kylejones7
      @kylejones7 5 років тому +15

      Lol. Read "inbetween" the lines.

    • @mattjohnston2
      @mattjohnston2 5 років тому +17

      Depends. Did the fish deserve it?

    • @alexjewell9674
      @alexjewell9674 5 років тому +3

      Eynon Hammett oh neil

    • @3sco955
      @3sco955 5 років тому +8

      It could've been a shark, Jay was worried.

    • @billy_boy4395
      @billy_boy4395 5 років тому +2

      Eynon Hammett and they want me to believe that my mate Jamie shouldn’t have dropped it off a bridge until it stopped breathing (I only realised half way through typing this that yours is an inbetweeners story but mine is true)

  • @TDgg123
    @TDgg123 3 роки тому +136

    As a medical student, I found this video being super helpful, not only for academic but also for cooking as well lololol

    • @Rinsuki
      @Rinsuki 2 роки тому +2

      I need to stop watching crime shows lol. I mean I thought you were going to write for personal reasons too. I mean this looks brutal but I understand that it is better.

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 роки тому +2

      @@Rinsuki vegan seafood is better. We don't have to act like villians

    • @bluefusionx9455
      @bluefusionx9455 2 роки тому +2

      @@jacewright6428 you do know plants feel pain too, right?

    • @jacewright6428
      @jacewright6428 2 роки тому

      @@bluefusionx9455 I find the scientific debate on that interesting but the fact is it that animal pain is much more obvious and that animal products require killing more plants than vegan food. It I had the choice to hit a dog in a car or swerve to hit a flower patch,

    • @korosensei1325
      @korosensei1325 2 роки тому +3

      @@jacewright6428 how is it villainous?

  • @njstudios3345
    @njstudios3345 4 роки тому +5375

    “The fish have a fishy smell”
    *100% of deaths are caused by dying.*

    • @ddudduru9601
      @ddudduru9601 4 роки тому +57

      NJ Studios oil is fatty

    • @lightkira8396
      @lightkira8396 4 роки тому +129

      Salt is salty

    • @midnightstrove6784
      @midnightstrove6784 4 роки тому +45

      And... you completely missed the point... or I completely missed the joke. If the former... then there is no joke to be had. If the latter... then it went over my own head.

    • @alsorittik2709
      @alsorittik2709 4 роки тому +67

      Billie Eilish was born at a very young age.

    • @alchris8041
      @alchris8041 4 роки тому +4

      🤦‍♂️

  • @hyppoh5294
    @hyppoh5294 4 роки тому +3145

    “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
    I guess I’m technically a gym trainer

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 роки тому +68

      Wow that’s got a lot of layers. I can’t even-

    • @nihiladest3492
      @nihiladest3492 4 роки тому +8

      Unga Bunga

    • @insertname7596
      @insertname7596 4 роки тому +18

      I see you are a man of culture

    • @yeejiahong7307
      @yeejiahong7307 4 роки тому +10

      Hol up

    • @plausibillity2032
      @plausibillity2032 4 роки тому +7

      I love how the intro is a warning of dead fish and a 2 seconds later it showed a clip of a fish getting stabbed in the head

  • @sincotrodium7385
    @sincotrodium7385 4 роки тому +4506

    Imagine hanging out with the boys then getting removed from the water then having a spike go through your head.

    • @zegolem3607
      @zegolem3607 4 роки тому +60

      Fush:Demn that escalated

    • @giulio_g_
      @giulio_g_ 4 роки тому +180

      Better then suffocating

    • @narendeeps143
      @narendeeps143 3 роки тому +90

      Imagine if you were one of the boys still in the water

    • @thomascariola1611
      @thomascariola1611 3 роки тому +76

      Lobotomy at mental hospitals in the 60

    • @giorgikun
      @giorgikun 3 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @GK2o
    @GK2o 3 роки тому +8

    no wonder why PETA doesn’t want this. its delicious

    • @keylime6
      @keylime6 3 роки тому +4

      If anything PETA should be supporting humane killing of fish like ikejime.

    • @GK2o
      @GK2o 3 роки тому +1

      @@keylime6 and a delicious burger

  • @benhalsey7310
    @benhalsey7310 4 роки тому +498

    “I am going to begin the spinal cord destruction”
    *THE* *_WHAT_*

  • @rr.studios
    @rr.studios 4 роки тому +4838

    "This fish smells _fishy_ "
    *Dying* is the number one cause of death.

  • @CC-mr5xq
    @CC-mr5xq 5 років тому +872

    I’d be too afraid that I’ll miss the brain and cause the fish more pain. I wish I could find a community class.

    • @art3mispants792
      @art3mispants792 5 років тому +61

      I agree, fish has a small brain

    • @doodlebob-t1t
      @doodlebob-t1t 5 років тому +85

      yeah ive been doing a similar method for a long time but i just do the first step and put it on ice but theres been times where ive missed several times and basically just tortured the poor thing

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 5 років тому +7

      @@doodlebob-t1t Can I just cut the head off right away?

    • @doodlebob-t1t
      @doodlebob-t1t 5 років тому +37

      @@CC-mr5xq you can but your knife will get blunt very fast and it will be harder to fillet as theres nothing to grip onto

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 5 років тому +71

      @@doodlebob-t1t Maybe I should just run it over with my car...

  • @Echo4Bravo
    @Echo4Bravo 3 роки тому +12

    I had a job taking the heads off chickens. There I am, I rip the head off the chicken, and then the chicken starts flyin' all over. Then he comes back at me, and I wonder is he flyin' back at me 'cause he's mad 'cause I ripped his head off. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause I'm holdin' his head in my hand. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause he can't see where he's goin'?"

  • @mattleinwand1517
    @mattleinwand1517 5 років тому +623

    imagining an alien version of this with humans.... lol

    • @kepler6484
      @kepler6484 5 років тому +8

      MATT LEINWAND probably gonna happen tbf

    • @changchen09
      @changchen09 5 років тому +1

      Exactly! 😅😢

    • @cosmicdust7098
      @cosmicdust7098 5 років тому +2

      😨

    • @withelisa
      @withelisa 5 років тому +4

      I hope so

    • @ringoinah
      @ringoinah 5 років тому +14

      Haha finally someone who’s brain works the same way mine does! Do you have add?

  • @lemonplaysproductions
    @lemonplaysproductions 4 роки тому +2562

    By using this method you technically are eating a vegetable since it’s brain dead

    • @FOX_930
      @FOX_930 4 роки тому +15

      Lol

    • @DARTH-R3VAN
      @DARTH-R3VAN 4 роки тому +79

      Guess I'm vegan

    • @rd101
      @rd101 4 роки тому +47

      I mean... you’re not wrong

    • @codyleslie478
      @codyleslie478 4 роки тому +141

      You know what the worst part of eating a vegetable is?
      Eating the wheelchair.

    • @UFOkwinn
      @UFOkwinn 4 роки тому +32

      So the vegans cant get mad here

  • @HylianKirbo
    @HylianKirbo 4 роки тому +1233

    Warning: this video contains a fish being killed.
    *Hmm, yes. The floor here is made of floor.*

  • @Merp1313
    @Merp1313 3 роки тому +5

    Joshua didn’t see this video obviously

  • @zvonimirpetrovcic693
    @zvonimirpetrovcic693 4 роки тому +362

    This guy prepare fish with Rolex on his wrist. Man, when I clean fish I make sure it is in my backyard..

    • @Agustin01
      @Agustin01 4 роки тому +1

      zvonimir petrovcic was about to say the same. 😂😂

    • @spacesnail1901
      @spacesnail1901 4 роки тому +1

      Why would you put the fish outside?

    • @NoU-pf8fc
      @NoU-pf8fc 4 роки тому

      Big facts

    • @simon6217
      @simon6217 4 роки тому

      I was looking for this comment XD

    • @MrZanderLi
      @MrZanderLi 4 роки тому

      Attorney monay

  • @julien1426
    @julien1426 5 років тому +1048

    11:00-It is time for me to go to sleep.
    02:49-”The Right Way To Kill A Fish”

  • @dash5879
    @dash5879 4 роки тому +681

    Vegans: _FISH DESERVE TO LIVE AS MUCH AS WE DO_
    Fish: *æüægh*

  • @astrasot
    @astrasot 3 роки тому +7

    josh moment

  • @shiningemeralds8024
    @shiningemeralds8024 5 років тому +1751

    Another episode of:
    *Why is this in my recommended?*

    • @Zhenos-cc3nb
      @Zhenos-cc3nb 5 років тому +1

      @Григорий Распутин Ay remember the winter war? Good ol times huh?

    • @reeses22
      @reeses22 5 років тому

      Yes.

    • @deadaccount.1186
      @deadaccount.1186 5 років тому +3

      UA-cam: YOUR BAD AT KILLING A FISH

    • @zatzu
      @zatzu 4 роки тому

      Nah. This vid is good for me coz of the sushi vids i watched

    • @marloyorkrodriguez9975
      @marloyorkrodriguez9975 4 роки тому

      I’ve been asking the same thing, I was watching Gordon Ramsay then this

  • @khymdiamola8560
    @khymdiamola8560 5 років тому +1010

    Meanwhile in a parallel universe...
    BEST WAY TO KILL A HUMAN

    • @IRex-wm9pd
      @IRex-wm9pd 5 років тому +16

      To Serve Man?

    • @nevertedious1650
      @nevertedious1650 5 років тому +22

      We did evolve from fish so this could be very much possible

    • @cooliceblade868
      @cooliceblade868 5 років тому +8

      You would be a great surgeon back in 1800 or 1900

    • @thaedeusgovenor5156
      @thaedeusgovenor5156 5 років тому +4

      By a fish

    • @thelonecabbage7834
      @thelonecabbage7834 5 років тому +3

      But... this is a question we ask ourselves all the time in our own universe. Look no further than the American prison system.

  • @castinwithcarter8922
    @castinwithcarter8922 5 років тому +1044

    I’ve personally tested stuff like this with catfish and I can confirm that they aren’t lying at all

    • @raphaelbrock3276
      @raphaelbrock3276 5 років тому +64

      someone with a legit comment. thank you

    • @mickel1470
      @mickel1470 5 років тому +5

      Brother catfish was JUST what I was thinking about with this
      Thanks for the comment

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 5 років тому +4

      I want to try it on carp and bass to see if it makes them taste better. Probably does.

    • @zinho9169
      @zinho9169 5 років тому +6

      @@KFrost-fx7dt You eat carp? I've heard some people say they're disgusting, but I've seen some videos where people say they're not really bad at all (just bony). How would you compare them to other fish?

    • @6_blocks_under
      @6_blocks_under 5 років тому +15

      Catfish is so delicious... in Nigeria tho (where i come from) they do something similar but they shoot it with a gun in the face instead of a brain spike

  • @bivinnathan3243
    @bivinnathan3243 3 роки тому +14

    Japanese, they just love fish🥰

    • @501thtrooper4
      @501thtrooper4 3 роки тому +2

      Well yes, but actually no

    • @adhninzul4388
      @adhninzul4388 3 роки тому +4

      Of course. You don't have a lot of choice when you live on an island.

  • @floofyy_
    @floofyy_ 4 роки тому +1559

    “Spinal cord destruction”
    Woah woah, don’t go full mortal kombat on me yet.

  • @luqmanali1619
    @luqmanali1619 5 років тому +955

    This guy is flexing so hard... Rolex and £700 knife

    • @hrisikeshbhattacharya5467
      @hrisikeshbhattacharya5467 5 років тому +35

      Luqman Ali thats exactly what a peasant would say.

    • @luqmanali1619
      @luqmanali1619 5 років тому +23

      @@hrisikeshbhattacharya5467 I am a peasant because I'm a 14 year old but my family on the other hand...

    • @gabrielvanlalruata2528
      @gabrielvanlalruata2528 5 років тому +17

      nothing wrong with flexing your earned money

    • @luqmanali1619
      @luqmanali1619 5 років тому +24

      @@gabrielvanlalruata2528 why are people like I said such a bad thing all I said was he is flexing nothing else

    • @peterchan6961
      @peterchan6961 5 років тому +2

      Hrisikesh Bhattacharya the £700 knife is provided by the channel

  • @ZackieLovesSalad
    @ZackieLovesSalad 5 років тому +532

    Man: _spikes fish's brain_
    Fish: :0

  • @Expirations
    @Expirations 3 роки тому +21

    The king of New York does it differently. 😈

  • @toastedbun9672
    @toastedbun9672 4 роки тому +329

    What do fish get stressed about?
    *Current* events.

  • @Mr.TrouDeCul
    @Mr.TrouDeCul 5 років тому +672

    I like to take my fish out to a nice spaghetti dinner. I Make sure I have a 38 revolver in the bathroom stall before we get there. We order food then I leave for the bathroom get the 38,then walk back. i see the fish eating I get behind the fish and shoot in the back of the head.

    • @smokeybear1925
      @smokeybear1925 5 років тому +37

      Mr. Trou de cul PHD look how they massacred my boy

    • @theTrend7
      @theTrend7 5 років тому +6

      Awwwwww,that's so kind.😊

    • @nitsukoson
      @nitsukoson 5 років тому +14

      Mr. Trou de cul PHD Then i ditch the country and experience my newly weds car explode with her in it.

    • @meaker9410
      @meaker9410 5 років тому +7

      This plan seems reasonable, but I'm not sure if the fish would enjoy spaghetti.

    • @orcokiwo6703
      @orcokiwo6703 5 років тому +3

      @Chris Anagn. 😆😆 Looking for this comment

  • @kradnam105
    @kradnam105 4 роки тому +709

    *Warning:* Everyone keeps repeating the same joke/retort about fish smelling fishy.

  • @mcdonaldsinheritances1597
    @mcdonaldsinheritances1597 3 роки тому +13

    "at least i died professionally"