As a fisherman who catches and cleans an prepares what he cooks, I really appreciate this method being shared. I always try to find the best way to prepare a fish even down to a scientific level like this video, knowledge and demonstration here.
I like how the moment anyone has even finished reading that and is about to turn off the video, they're instantly presented with a visceral brain-spike
I'm an avid Melbourne FL shore fisherman who's caught more than 25 different Atlantic fish species. I can say for sure that this method results in a much tastier and fresher fish dinner. Especially with oily fish like bluefish and mackerel.
@@taitaizozo i am no expert on fish, but I have no reason to believe why not. Things like adrenaline and lactic acid are likely released when freshwater fish suffocate to death as well.
Also some fish market vendors in Japan will do it for you if they're kind enough, it really isn't some advanced technology or something, it's just a cleaner, faster way of killing a fish
Great video, I was a meat processor for nearly 15 years. I can tell if a pig or cow was killed properly as well. Definitely interesting seeing how this is accomplished with fish. If I ever decide to go fishing I will follow this method.
@@Emanuel10348 neither am I. I had a delicious spicy burrito for lunch. You can have awesome food that doesn't come from killing and exploiting animals.
Easy step 1 anastesia the less stress the more tender 2. A quick easy snap 3. Break the spinalcord 4. Chop off the head or insert a Spike through the soft spot
When I catch small fish that I use for bait, I just slam them on a rock. It’s quick, painless, and since I won’t be eating them, anything else doesn’t matter.
It's supposed to smell like the sea, not a fishy, rotten smell. There is a difference. Compare a freshly bought fish to a fish left outside the fridge, on heat, for 3 hrs. You'll notice the difference of "fishy"
"... an attorney and former commercial fisherman." What, how did that happen? The hands say "fisherman", but the Rolex says "$500/hr for your divorce paperwork."
On the Vox podcast I think he said he worked as a commercial fisherman in college. He's actually a healthcare lawyer, and until recently worked for HHS. Pretty nice CV.
Hey I took Andrew and his wife fishing when they visited Kauai in 2017! Taught him how to catch fish with seaweed! Awesome to see him again and doing well.
Okay. So I gathered all the information from all the replies, so basically. 1. Catch it 2. Bite off its head 3. Put head on pike 4. Crucify it on a cross until it bleeds out 5. Eat it whole This must be done in public among plenty of people to increase the experience of fear.
Clinical Depression Well of course the guts will. But yeah, I don’t really get that concept. If it wasn’t killed correctly and cooked rather quickly, it isn’t fresh. If it’s been in an ice box at all, it isn’t fresh. A fresh fish is one that’s been killed and cooked.
"This is Andrew Tsui, an attorney and former commercial fisherman whose real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish" Fish : (chuckles) I'm in danger
Japanese people eat tons of fish, but they don't eat it RAW if it is not killed with ikejime. In Japanese supermarket, raw fish is separated from broiling fish corner.
From my observation as a neighbouring Korean national, Japanese people seem to eat curry more often than sashimi (=raw fish) unless one lives in remote islands such as Ogasawara and Hachijo Jima. I was so relieved to find that during my visits to Tokyo for business and pleasure since I am a meat-loving person who has never been grandly fond of raw fish unlike the vast majority of my fellow Koreans. lol
Just to note, I am japanese and not all the fish in Japan are killed this way. It is quite rare to see Ikejimed fish in markets. One more note, the knife the guy in the video is using is one of the best knive makers in the world called Masamoto. its expensive but its worth it :)
IG wait, I thought that shoving the spike into the brain prevents it from feeling pain and the point of messing up the spinal cord is done to prevent the lactic acid buildup.
@@arisafari1855 it feels the initial pain and any pain after that if the brain isnt cut completely/broken instantly. i've experienced this with cows mostly, but cutting of the brain still has it feel the initial plunge of the spike to the brain. After that its just muscle spasms. I don't know how much my knowledge translates to ikejime though
Isn’t it strange how we’re able to take it all as a joke even when we know that if it happened to us it would hurt so much, not throwing shade, just strange Anyways humanity succs
I mean the ice truck killer did it on Dexter(minus the brain stab and spinal tap). And If you've seen John Wick, the ear and eye orifices can be stabbed resulting in instant death.
Or, y'know, Bash the absolute soul out of its skull with a literal concrete pole to the point of no remain of head are attached. But hey I'm no expert either.
Eynon Hammett and they want me to believe that my mate Jamie shouldn’t have dropped it off a bridge until it stopped breathing (I only realised half way through typing this that yours is an inbetweeners story but mine is true)
I need to stop watching crime shows lol. I mean I thought you were going to write for personal reasons too. I mean this looks brutal but I understand that it is better.
@@bluefusionx9455 I find the scientific debate on that interesting but the fact is it that animal pain is much more obvious and that animal products require killing more plants than vegan food. It I had the choice to hit a dog in a car or swerve to hit a flower patch,
And... you completely missed the point... or I completely missed the joke. If the former... then there is no joke to be had. If the latter... then it went over my own head.
yeah ive been doing a similar method for a long time but i just do the first step and put it on ice but theres been times where ive missed several times and basically just tortured the poor thing
I had a job taking the heads off chickens. There I am, I rip the head off the chicken, and then the chicken starts flyin' all over. Then he comes back at me, and I wonder is he flyin' back at me 'cause he's mad 'cause I ripped his head off. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause I'm holdin' his head in my hand. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause he can't see where he's goin'?"
@@KFrost-fx7dt You eat carp? I've heard some people say they're disgusting, but I've seen some videos where people say they're not really bad at all (just bony). How would you compare them to other fish?
Catfish is so delicious... in Nigeria tho (where i come from) they do something similar but they shoot it with a gun in the face instead of a brain spike
I like to take my fish out to a nice spaghetti dinner. I Make sure I have a 38 revolver in the bathroom stall before we get there. We order food then I leave for the bathroom get the 38,then walk back. i see the fish eating I get behind the fish and shoot in the back of the head.
“When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
*fitness isn’t a hobby. It’s a lifestyle.*
Swim SVEN, Swim SVEN!
more like a death style lol
Dying style* i insist
Nice!
Choke me daddy
I’m not inviting you to my birthday party
But why not
I have a pet goldfish is that you Jimmy
Goldfish sorry I didn’t mean to flush you down the toilet
I have some fish food :(
Now are you making threats?
Kid: Mom, why is that fish moving like that?
Mom: *It's exercising*
Well at least she not lying
shes not lying
Love her or hate her. She spitting facts
**theyre groovin*
depsatico get out
As a fisherman who catches and cleans an prepares what he cooks, I really appreciate this method being shared. I always try to find the best way to prepare a fish even down to a scientific level like this video, knowledge and demonstration here.
Thank you I agree, this is awesome, every fisherman should do this
It’s 2023
Thats amazing sadly some fisherman arent as open minded as you
So I've been eating stressed fish my whole life
Yup
Its creepy knowing I had something in common with the fish I'm eating
You are what you eat, explains a lot doesn't it?
Krungx all good, nothing wrong.
yup, and you'll continue to do so up until you stop eating animal products
I came here just to check if the fish is gonna say “auegh” before being killed.
No but
:O
It needed a carrot! No fish says æügh by itself.
MY LEG
Lol
You mean ÆUGH
"THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FOOTAGES OF FISH BEING KILLED"
*YOU DON’T SAY*
@ILoveAss your comment is scaring me
@ILoveAss no
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
I like how the moment anyone has even finished reading that and is about to turn off the video, they're instantly presented with a visceral brain-spike
ด.ช.คน มนุษย์ what
I'm an avid Melbourne FL shore fisherman who's caught more than 25 different Atlantic fish species. I can say for sure that this method results in a much tastier and fresher fish dinner. Especially with oily fish like bluefish and mackerel.
I live on the gulf side and I do see more anglers bleeding fish out. I will try this to see for myself. If grouper can taste even better why not!
Does ikejime have a similar effect with freshwater fish as wel?
experienced inshore Titusville fisher
@@bringit3164 did it work? also to everyone else Hi nice that fishermen are talking about this anyone tried on other seafood too?
@@taitaizozo i am no expert on fish, but I have no reason to believe why not. Things like adrenaline and lactic acid are likely released when freshwater fish suffocate to death as well.
“When it’s suffocating, it’s excersizing”
*jumps into deep end of pool* i need *abs*
Results:
Abs No
Death Yes
its been a week and I think hes still exercising
I looked at the pool and saw no bubbles
Eh, I think hes mutating
*exerciSing*
o k it’s been 4, he’s probably still exercising
it does makes sense
i rather have my brain crushed to remove self awareness
than drowning for 30 minutes
edit i meant suffocating
*steb*
Mohamed Zahidin *drowning*
Exercising
but u will not experience the Ultimate lucid dream meant to be produced from your brain before the final shutdown
Fish don’t feel pain though, you would feel pain from drowning
Warning:
This video contains footage of fish being killed
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Every minute in Afrika, 60 seconds pass
God I love that meme
I dont get it
2000 subs no video every 60 minutes a hour passes
Hmm it seems like the floor is made out of floor
"When its suffocating, its exercising"
Guys with asthma 💪
as someone with asthmatic symptoms (does that count?) I can confirm this is in fact true
@@raptorzilla0710 it does when you think it does, always remember.
"If you can't convince them, confuse them"-confusios
🥸
she should've tasted the fish blindfolded to avoid a placebo effect
there was a large distinction between the two tho
Phylippe Zimmermann Paquin how do u know tho
@@marmoris72 Eating the two types of fishs?
@@davyddocarmocabral2989 Im curious is it only high end sushi restaurants that do this or others?
Also some fish market vendors in Japan will do it for you if they're kind enough, it really isn't some advanced technology or something, it's just a cleaner, faster way of killing a fish
"when its suffocating, its exercising" wow they're on the verge of death but still has the time to exercise. shame on me.
i m crying😂
It called desperate to survive.
MechaMicro it's called a joke💀
😂
myra961 hahahahaha!!!!!!
Waiting for it to say: "My leg!"
I see the Spongebob reference
I see what you did there
Nice
I almost choked on my water 😂
Only people with high IQ will get this right away
Great video, I was a meat processor for nearly 15 years. I can tell if a pig or cow was killed properly as well. Definitely interesting seeing how this is accomplished with fish. If I ever decide to go fishing I will follow this method.
I'm curious what your take on veganism is. I'm not trying to attack, I just want to learn new perspectives
im not gonna eat grass my whole life
@@Emanuel10348 neither am I. I had a delicious spicy burrito for lunch. You can have awesome food that doesn't come from killing and exploiting animals.
@@jacewright6428 people don't 'exploit' animals, we are omnivorous it's just part of our diet
@@jacewright6428 Eh, unless this animal is close to me on a personal level, it's potential food/threat.
“I’m an attorney, but my real passion is killing fish.”
Psychopath by heart 😄
John Smith not just killing fish, teaching others how to do it, which is arguably weirder
Nice name
John Smith where can I buy that spike and wire?
Yeah a bit weird
Title : best way to kill a fish
Video: warning will show a fish getting killed
Lmao
They don't want the their Liberal viewers to feel a like their safe place was violated.
0:03 This is the part where he kills the fish.
@@joshuaosullivan2761 nice grammar
Instantly starts showing killing the fish before some people can even read the warning.
That's vox for ya
Now do a human edition, my nephew is being a little annoying.
get ready for total spine destruction
@@yellowsubmachine5848 OML WHY DO I LAUGH AT THIS😭😭😭
Alright get the brain spike
Easy step 1 anastesia the less stress the more tender
2. A quick easy snap
3. Break the spinalcord
4. Chop off the head or insert a Spike through the soft spot
@@Ivan-uq8cc 4. Dont forget for the total spine destruction
“Spinal cord distruction”
That sounds like a wwe move
Or a mortal kombat finishing move.
"real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
That's a real specific passion, I wish I knew that much about myself.
ikr
You'll be eating a fish with lead residue.
Its definitely on a different level, its like someone that sets out to be a proctologist.
there’s one way to find out about yourself
shrooms
@AlanXD A doctor thats an expert in b-holes
1:09 “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising.”
I’m gonna be a personal trainer so I can help people *exercise*
r/cursed_comment
@@rikkowastaken Well, you messed that comment up. You want to try again?
@@__-yh7zl there
Narajiナラジ no
@@diegojose193 no
"an attorney and former commercial fisherman... who's real passion is teaching people to kill fish"
Me: wait what?
Rando Bassie that was my first reaction 😂😂
Breaking bad
He's the president of the ike-jime federation of America, makes sense
SORE WA CHIGAU YO!
"Huh? Oh, you mean teaching them to do it humanely?" "Umm... okay."
I searched up "king of new York killing a fish" and this was the second video that UA-cam gave me 😳
Bro Same thing happened to me
Same
Same
same
"The right way to kill a fish"
"Warning: this video contains footage of fish being killed"
Yeah I sure hope it does
Vegan's would file a lawsuit if it didn't have the warning
you never know when the american dumbness can strike, better make the obvious even more obvious
@@borgresearcher damn😂😂
@@Karthik-kt24 sadly but true
@@raykeller8097 'other nationalities' they only mentioned one country lmao
You missed the standard Chinese market method of "whack it on the head with a sawed-off baseball bat".
Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone!
i mean that's the only humane way that matter
When I catch small fish that I use for bait, I just slam them on a rock. It’s quick, painless, and since I won’t be eating them, anything else doesn’t matter.
that's the way i mostly see in the market in our country
Dab I’m going to be that one 8 year old
YOUR ABUSING IT, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED IT
but tho that is terrifying
then use a over extended box cutter to slice it up.
Can't wait for this to become a series!
"The right way to kill a ______"
sal14rocks human
Baby.
Meme
@@nootchan4855 👏👏
All hopes and happiness.
Anybody else just watched Joshua stomp on a fish?
yeah he made tuna salad
Finding Nemo: The Final Chapter
God.
This is the best cursed comment I’ve see
Quick, post this on reddit
Finding Nemo: Vain Sacrifice
Ahhahahhaha
Fish : *Suffocating*
Also Fish : "Oh yeah let me just get one last workout in"
@karanmalhotra seee
But consider the
g a i n s
I'm drunk and cannot stop laughing at this omfg whyyyyy did you write this 😂😂😂
Mood
*the grind never stops*
Bruh ”spinal cord destruction” sounds like a move an anime villian would use
I think Bane did that to Batman
*FINISH HIM!*
@@mafic3351 *FATALITY*
Spinoal cordo disturuction...
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Easier way: *Drown the fish*
I love you, I hope it's not evening so I can date you, is it evening?
@@torch14000 it’s not
@@torch14000 caught in 4k
At 4A.M. in the morning this is *EXACTLY* what I wanted to learn
Lol it’s 3:53 am right now, I’m not even joking! 😂
11:11pm lmao
4:14 lol
So you're saying it can be 4AM in the evening as well?
@@hilmy2633 I just wanted to see if anyone would notice or not
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The right way to kill a fish
Recommended for you
Beautiful
😭 bravo!!! 👏👏
nice
666th like
Funny! 😄
Imagine Rotting
This post was made by Ikejime gang
Chrome Arome lmao
Lmaoooooo
Chrome Arome lmao, in my head I was just like sponsored by the ikejime gang
Chrome Arome I remember that meme sadly it completely died
lmao i loved those memes
it tastes better, rots slower, is less painful.
people: *T I M E A N D M O N E Y*
Then just charge more.
"The fish smells fishy"
"Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"
-Jamal.
gg man ha, wrong. Here in Africa, we work on African time. A 1 second in Africa is about 10 seconds where you are from.
Make my brain tingling
When it starts smelling fishy it’s no good. It’s not supposed to smell fishy when caught
It's supposed to smell like the sea, not a fishy, rotten smell. There is a difference. Compare a freshly bought fish to a fish left outside the fridge, on heat, for 3 hrs. You'll notice the difference of "fishy"
Lan Dewell ok I know your just trying to help but the person is joking
Me : I’m going to have an early night.
Also me at 3am : *The right way to kill a fish*
Same lol
Sleep.. You will have fishy nightmares
4am: The right way to kill a human
666th like :v/
This is me rn wtf
“The fish has a fishy smell”
*I was born at a very young age*
When a blind man goes to the fish market, he thinks he’s surrounded by ladies
The floor appears to be made of floor
When I breathe, I live.
My iPad is made out of a screen and more
Food is made of food
King of New York, take notes
"... an attorney and former commercial fisherman."
What, how did that happen?
The hands say "fisherman", but the Rolex says "$500/hr for your divorce paperwork."
On the Vox podcast I think he said he worked as a commercial fisherman in college. He's actually a healthcare lawyer, and until recently worked for HHS. Pretty nice CV.
He is a fish lawyer they pay him in sunken gold
@@bakingsoda1145 Aye he did the lad. Got me guppies out of the locker he did.
If someone charges 500/hr, I'm sorry for your "Karen took the kids" narrative but you definitely won that case.
@@bakingsoda1145 "fish lawyer" Hello harvey alibastor
"when it's suffocating it's exercising" wow i feel like I'm suffocating when i exercise, who knew i was a fish
You should try exercising with the ikejimi method next time.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@anonmouse6337 lmao
LOL
Did you know that sleeping burns 100 calories, so guys I’m going to do my fav exercise 😂
Lmao!! 😂😂💀
Everyone: talked about exercise
Me:
S P I N A L C O R D
D E S T R U C T I O N
Yoki TH is that an elbow destruction reference
BETCH 36 wOoOoOo spooky
Mortal kombat 11: Fish Edition
SCD
FROM WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA
Discombobulate
Hey I took Andrew and his wife fishing when they visited Kauai in 2017! Taught him how to catch fish with seaweed! Awesome to see him again and doing well.
is that guy wearing a rolex to cut up a fish?! damnnn
QQJason i can’t even bring myself to wear a $50 shirt for fishing
And he’s also using a $700 knife
He is an attorney
The rolex is made to go into the water
They said he was a lawyer, so this probably just a side hobby he's passionate about.
"the fish has a fishy smell"
*100% of stair accidents happen on stairs*
@@sageivu then thats a floor accident that happened on the stairs not a stair accident that happened on the stairs
@@creepersbeware oop-
vibe? hmm, yes, the floor accident happened on the stair
@@sageivu *Its a JOKE*
The leading cause of death is dying studies say..
You did it wrong...
1. Catch fish
2. Bite off head
3. Set head on pike and leave on shoreline.
Nonono your supossed to start eating the fish whole
Thank you god
@Clout Sukker ha, cant stop laughing
Okay. So I gathered all the information from all the replies, so basically.
1. Catch it
2. Bite off its head
3. Put head on pike
4. Crucify it on a cross until it bleeds out
5. Eat it whole
This must be done in public among plenty of people to increase the experience of fear.
TheOneTheOnly W You barbarian
Joshua needs to watch this video 😕
“The fish get that fishy aroma”
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
TGRGDv2 Most fish shouldn’t smell “fishy”. If they do, you shouldn’t eat them.
Clinical Depression Well of course the guts will. But yeah, I don’t really get that concept. If it wasn’t killed correctly and cooked rather quickly, it isn’t fresh. If it’s been in an ice box at all, it isn’t fresh. A fresh fish is one that’s been killed and cooked.
Brianna Gordy its for comedic purposes, of course fish shouldn’t smell fishy
together we can stop this!
@@aniketmore8236 Please spread the word
"This is Andrew Tsui, an attorney and former commercial fisherman whose real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish"
Fish : (chuckles) I'm in danger
me like, good
Sounded like he said Choi and not Tsui
Andpoo Modo Because it’s the traditional way to pronounce it.
Andpoo Modo yeah, looks like the subtitle is wrong
Public Disclaimer: No fish were harmed during the making of this video. The one shown in this video is indeed a paid actor.
of this video
That is so fishy.
@@SlothLolo that is puntastic
No fish were harmer just killed swiftly and harmlessly by the ikejima method.
True man
Japanese people eat tons of fish, but they don't eat it RAW if it is not killed with ikejime.
In Japanese supermarket, raw fish is separated from broiling fish corner.
From my observation as a neighbouring Korean national, Japanese people seem to eat curry more often than sashimi (=raw fish) unless one lives in remote islands such as Ogasawara and Hachijo Jima. I was so relieved to find that during my visits to Tokyo for business and pleasure since I am a meat-loving person who has never been grandly fond of raw fish unlike the vast majority of my fellow Koreans. lol
As a fisherman I actually appreciate this.
yeah this is actually a huge tip!
😊
I'm not a fisherman but I really appreciate it too
Andy Kubash Yup! I grew up fishing in Hawai’i.
And i, as a commoner...wont mind spending a little more for fish like this
Just to note, I am japanese and not all the fish in Japan are killed this way. It is quite rare to see Ikejimed fish in markets.
One more note, the knife the guy in the video is using is one of the best knive makers in the world called Masamoto. its expensive but its worth it :)
I don't remember them saying all/most fish are killed that way in Japan, but rather it's something that high end restaurant tend to do more
@@Mr-R.R. He's just saying that so people don't get the idea that that is how it is always done in Japan, because people might assume that.
I doubt that knife is worth more than a regular one
garmon bozia check the prices boo
Ryuichiro Suzuki ya my baba has that knife and she constantly talks about it 😂
Vegan: You can't eat fish because they feel pain when you kill them.
Ikejime practitioners: Hold my salad.
Hold my sushi
Fish don’t feel pain fellers.
IG wait, I thought that shoving the spike into the brain prevents it from feeling pain and the point of messing up the spinal cord is done to prevent the lactic acid buildup.
@@arisafari1855 it feels the initial pain and any pain after that if the brain isnt cut completely/broken instantly. i've experienced this with cows mostly, but cutting of the brain still has it feel the initial plunge of the spike to the brain. After that its just muscle spasms. I don't know how much my knowledge translates to ikejime though
IG They literally point out in the video they don’t feel pain you might want to go and rewatch the video
Worldoftshirts take notes
The most humane way to kill a fish is with an enchanted fishing rod
Impaling V
ahh a man of culture
A wish?
The fish always stay fresh forever without freezer too
@@MrNicoJac
r/woooosh
*Fish:* Give me a quick death...please
*Humans:* _throws fish in an ice bucket_
*Fish:* Let me out! _LET ME OOUUUUUTTTT!!_
Yep its always like that
It's like eric andre but instead he wants to get out this time
Sorry fishy, you are the control group...
If it's still alive, it's gonna see itself cut to pieces of sashimi.
Isn’t it strange how we’re able to take it all as a joke even when we know that if it happened to us it would hurt so much, not throwing shade, just strange
Anyways humanity succs
If the answer isnt with a shotgun im afraid you are mistaken
Aww man
what about a principle making you mad. do you shoot up the school
It isn’t called a Hunting Rifle for no reason.
Is a .50 bmg good enough?
I dont want lead in my food.
Joshua should take notes
Yea
is this applicable to humans?
just asking for a friend.
And I oop-
Yes actually, weirdly enough. :-/
you scare me
I mean the ice truck killer did it on Dexter(minus the brain stab and spinal tap). And If you've seen John Wick, the ear and eye orifices can be stabbed resulting in instant death.
I'm calling the fbi
You can also grab it by it's tail then slam it with the might of zeus into the floor
Or, y'know,
Bash the absolute soul out of its skull with a literal concrete pole to the point of no remain of head are attached.
But hey I'm no expert either.
No, drown it in water
@@xnotz1930 fish can actually drown
@@dark6.6E-34 in water
@@Malik-td2ft yess
Death by suffocation or lobotomized, bled out and pick through the spine?
Fish: Shark plz..
Lmao
Being eaten alive is much better than instant brain death?
glowjar
Depends on how kinky the fish is. Some people like to be eaten out.
@@deltronzero9 heard of vore? wierd stuff bro
@サイレントボイス ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!!!
Why is he drowning the fish at 2:56😰
"Where's my fu¢king money, $h!t head?"
was gonna like the video until he drowned it
Fish breath in water-
"this video contains footage of fish being killed"
Wow, really?
Ikr
You would be surprised at how many people wouldn't expect it.
Your user pic is hilariously appropriate for this comment. :-P
People could think the title was a joke or something
I know! Overprotective...
My mans cutting fish with a Rolex on 🤦🏻♂️
That's how rich he is
@@rigatoni3649 Its kinda fitting that he's wearing a Submariner
matthew S. I have one
That one UA-camr good for you no one cares
It’s his money so like?
“The fish smells fishy”
*100% of gun incidents happen with a gun*
Omg
Im proud
Wow I didn’t know!
She’s saying that it has strong fish smell, and the other one didn’t. Fish is not supposed to smell super fishy, it’s just what we are used to.
Every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa.
Josh/king of new york did it better
Some people: omg no dont kill that fish
Home depot bucket: Let's DO this
🤣 when you dont have the budget and you just throw the fish in
Home Depot don't play.
Thank god for favoring me by not creating as a fish. Gee-whiz!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Probably the best of this style of comment that I've seen this week.
The most humane way: *is the most gruesome*
Vox: *_FACTS_*
Think about it. It might be gruesome to watch, but would you rather suffocate for an hourd or just remove your conscience in a second
Lauren Pinkie Pie Humane has never meant compassion or thinking of other life forms first. It means the most convenient to humans.
@@Beefy_B0y330 I know
@@jgodshall80 Would "ethical" be a better term?
something something How does one go about defining ethics when it involves the death of something to keep another alive?
so you are saying my mate Neil shouldn't have punched that fish to death whilst stuck in Swanage Harbour?
Lol. Read "inbetween" the lines.
Depends. Did the fish deserve it?
Eynon Hammett oh neil
It could've been a shark, Jay was worried.
Eynon Hammett and they want me to believe that my mate Jamie shouldn’t have dropped it off a bridge until it stopped breathing (I only realised half way through typing this that yours is an inbetweeners story but mine is true)
As a medical student, I found this video being super helpful, not only for academic but also for cooking as well lololol
I need to stop watching crime shows lol. I mean I thought you were going to write for personal reasons too. I mean this looks brutal but I understand that it is better.
@@Rinsuki vegan seafood is better. We don't have to act like villians
@@jacewright6428 you do know plants feel pain too, right?
@@bluefusionx9455 I find the scientific debate on that interesting but the fact is it that animal pain is much more obvious and that animal products require killing more plants than vegan food. It I had the choice to hit a dog in a car or swerve to hit a flower patch,
@@jacewright6428 how is it villainous?
“The fish have a fishy smell”
*100% of deaths are caused by dying.*
NJ Studios oil is fatty
Salt is salty
And... you completely missed the point... or I completely missed the joke. If the former... then there is no joke to be had. If the latter... then it went over my own head.
Billie Eilish was born at a very young age.
🤦♂️
“When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising”
I guess I’m technically a gym trainer
Wow that’s got a lot of layers. I can’t even-
Unga Bunga
I see you are a man of culture
Hol up
I love how the intro is a warning of dead fish and a 2 seconds later it showed a clip of a fish getting stabbed in the head
Imagine hanging out with the boys then getting removed from the water then having a spike go through your head.
Fush:Demn that escalated
Better then suffocating
Imagine if you were one of the boys still in the water
Lobotomy at mental hospitals in the 60
lol
no wonder why PETA doesn’t want this. its delicious
If anything PETA should be supporting humane killing of fish like ikejime.
@@keylime6 and a delicious burger
“I am going to begin the spinal cord destruction”
*THE* *_WHAT_*
Yankee
With no brim
WOAH
Lemmie go around
Lemme go *_around_* this hat *WHOAA*
"This fish smells _fishy_ "
*Dying* is the number one cause of death.
All type of poison death are caused by poison.
Good one, I'm going to laugh now
100% of people were once babies
@@SubcribeMinecraftNOW Good sir, How was the laugh?
Symptom not cause but you get a like cos you funny
I’d be too afraid that I’ll miss the brain and cause the fish more pain. I wish I could find a community class.
I agree, fish has a small brain
yeah ive been doing a similar method for a long time but i just do the first step and put it on ice but theres been times where ive missed several times and basically just tortured the poor thing
@@doodlebob-t1t Can I just cut the head off right away?
@@CC-mr5xq you can but your knife will get blunt very fast and it will be harder to fillet as theres nothing to grip onto
@@doodlebob-t1t Maybe I should just run it over with my car...
I had a job taking the heads off chickens. There I am, I rip the head off the chicken, and then the chicken starts flyin' all over. Then he comes back at me, and I wonder is he flyin' back at me 'cause he's mad 'cause I ripped his head off. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause I'm holdin' his head in my hand. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause he can't see where he's goin'?"
imagining an alien version of this with humans.... lol
MATT LEINWAND probably gonna happen tbf
Exactly! 😅😢
😨
I hope so
Haha finally someone who’s brain works the same way mine does! Do you have add?
By using this method you technically are eating a vegetable since it’s brain dead
Lol
Guess I'm vegan
I mean... you’re not wrong
You know what the worst part of eating a vegetable is?
Eating the wheelchair.
So the vegans cant get mad here
Warning: this video contains a fish being killed.
*Hmm, yes. The floor here is made of floor.*
ELBOXY #1 vgl. 387 likes and I’m the first comment
Hmm, copied a comment I see
TUNEZ
You just stole 2 comments
Unoriginal comment is Made from blabbermouths
Joshua didn’t see this video obviously
This guy prepare fish with Rolex on his wrist. Man, when I clean fish I make sure it is in my backyard..
zvonimir petrovcic was about to say the same. 😂😂
Why would you put the fish outside?
Big facts
I was looking for this comment XD
Attorney monay
11:00-It is time for me to go to sleep.
02:49-”The Right Way To Kill A Fish”
1:09
03:07
Weird cuz it is 2:48 for me now :/
Why do you sleep at 11:00 in the morning?
Uff
Vegans: _FISH DESERVE TO LIVE AS MUCH AS WE DO_
Fish: *æüægh*
🥕🐡
:U
It counts to all living beings
Qazwsx Bjioknmlp your point
@Daniyel_07 And why r u still here?
josh moment
Another episode of:
*Why is this in my recommended?*
@Григорий Распутин Ay remember the winter war? Good ol times huh?
Yes.
UA-cam: YOUR BAD AT KILLING A FISH
Nah. This vid is good for me coz of the sushi vids i watched
I’ve been asking the same thing, I was watching Gordon Ramsay then this
Meanwhile in a parallel universe...
BEST WAY TO KILL A HUMAN
To Serve Man?
We did evolve from fish so this could be very much possible
You would be a great surgeon back in 1800 or 1900
By a fish
But... this is a question we ask ourselves all the time in our own universe. Look no further than the American prison system.
I’ve personally tested stuff like this with catfish and I can confirm that they aren’t lying at all
someone with a legit comment. thank you
Brother catfish was JUST what I was thinking about with this
Thanks for the comment
I want to try it on carp and bass to see if it makes them taste better. Probably does.
@@KFrost-fx7dt You eat carp? I've heard some people say they're disgusting, but I've seen some videos where people say they're not really bad at all (just bony). How would you compare them to other fish?
Catfish is so delicious... in Nigeria tho (where i come from) they do something similar but they shoot it with a gun in the face instead of a brain spike
Japanese, they just love fish🥰
Well yes, but actually no
Of course. You don't have a lot of choice when you live on an island.
“Spinal cord destruction”
Woah woah, don’t go full mortal kombat on me yet.
@@crazybugger2145 😂😂😂
808 scoobert true
@unknown K'mon*
Also *yet?*
@@emdieless3407 My spinal cord was destructed the day i was born...
This guy is flexing so hard... Rolex and £700 knife
Luqman Ali thats exactly what a peasant would say.
@@hrisikeshbhattacharya5467 I am a peasant because I'm a 14 year old but my family on the other hand...
nothing wrong with flexing your earned money
@@gabrielvanlalruata2528 why are people like I said such a bad thing all I said was he is flexing nothing else
Hrisikesh Bhattacharya the £700 knife is provided by the channel
Man: _spikes fish's brain_
Fish: :0
Fish in general: :0
👁️👄👁️
literraly that orientation
Lobotomy
Bruh
The king of New York does it differently. 😈
What do fish get stressed about?
*Current* events.
Ok
Get out
I laughed
OH I GET IT XD
oh wow
I like to take my fish out to a nice spaghetti dinner. I Make sure I have a 38 revolver in the bathroom stall before we get there. We order food then I leave for the bathroom get the 38,then walk back. i see the fish eating I get behind the fish and shoot in the back of the head.
Mr. Trou de cul PHD look how they massacred my boy
Awwwwww,that's so kind.😊
Mr. Trou de cul PHD Then i ditch the country and experience my newly weds car explode with her in it.
This plan seems reasonable, but I'm not sure if the fish would enjoy spaghetti.
@Chris Anagn. 😆😆 Looking for this comment
*Warning:* Everyone keeps repeating the same joke/retort about fish smelling fishy.
Hmmm what does retort means?
Yeah that's pretty fishy
Too late. I just saw four of that before I reach your comment 😭
"at least i died professionally"