nintendo when you pirate a 30 year old game
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- Опубліковано 2 гру 2022
- nintendo more like nintendSTUPID (note my clever play on words here)
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"So pirating a 30 year old game is bad?"
"Yes"
"Ok, can you sell it to me instead?
"No"
Buy a SNESmini = win
Buy Switch = win
@@guenteroelfke3005 how do i buy officialy the first harvest moon game?
@@LinkG4mes
Ebay
@@guenteroelfke3005 i said officialy lol
@@guenteroelfke3005 Nintendo still doesn't make money from ebay lol
The stereotypical japanese ai voices make it even funnier
🤣
LMAO
Lol
It’s basically the Japanese version of Mario’s exaggerated Italian accent.
Just what I was thinking
remember, if nintendo strikes this video, its canon
if this video gets a stirke, the following event could be:
Nintendo kills anyone who pirate games
Sue somebody for expensive money because he made a fan game
Nintendo explodes everytime somebody pirates, and the builders are tired of it.
Everyone at nintendo goes crazy everytime somebody pirates
Pretty sure it's canon. They're actually called Nintendo Ninjas and usually show up in Men in Black uniforms.
Why does someone striking anything that uses the titular characters of their portrayal in a bad light canon?
@@lukapuka8320 it's called copyright
They dont 😢
Every time you illegally download a game, a Nintendo employee's entire family starves to death. Together we can stop this.
I'm downloading Sega games
@@Iamnotrandom565 sonic thinks that’s o- WAIT SONIC NO AHHH
@@tailsthefox-lu4cw BUT I'M LUIGI
time to download all nintendo games ever, then
So, what you're saying is it's morally acceptable to pirate old Nintendo games, then? Lol
When I was 10 I discovered emulation.
When I found out it was "illegal", I cried and panicked because I thought Nintendo was going to send cops to arrest me.
LOL
They honestly probably would tbh
Turns out you were right!!!!
Same but I was 12
@@ninjafrog6966 unless you have a VPN
"We are a big company, we know more about our users than they do" Is so realistic.
C.I.A confirmed.
Facebook in a nutshell
Google in a nutshell
666 👍
Microsoft in a nutshell
As a Former Nintendo Employee I can totally assure the red alarm for "Kid Pirating Super Nintendo Games" does exist, and the button is just 2 centimeters away from the "user is trying to restore his progress in Animal Crossing" and that is a lot scarier
man thats just great making the games we all love
0:21 Mean while
1:20 Mean
2:01 Green mile
3:13 Clean tile
lmao
What kinda text to speech was that😂
Good Today
Good
Red kilometers
Dirty Wall
lmfao
I was wondering what the green mile was about. Lol
What a sad story. A child attempted to make a Mario fan game and has then paid the ultimate price of death.
deserved
Yus
Bros mr obvious 💀💀💀
I can’t believe Nintendo turned him into a slave
@@Afunnyguy At a Chinese concentration camp.
As someone who got my entire family eaten by Reggie himself after emulating pirated copies of the old Donkey Kong trilogy, I can confirm this is true.
I laughed so hard at this 😂😂
im imagining that you say this in the calmest way possible, implying you found peace after finding out reggie did that to you and your family and now you forgive him for it
That is not even realistic
@@M64bros you aren't real , you are fake
@@M64bros people aren't funny when they start their sentence "as someone…"
"Watto in za goddo damu fakku aa yuu duingu?"
"Ok so, I can't play Mother 3 by emulation because is illegal, right?"
"Right."
"Then, when will you launch it for internatonal market?"
"No."
As someone who had their only son murdered by Nintendo because his name was Mario, I can relate to this
Keep the lesson. Next son should be called Sonic.
@@persona83 Now watch SEGA come to your house and officially make your son as a cameo in the next Sonic game
Italian-American be like:
@@awesomehazimex7410 SEGA would never do that. Bruh.
@@awesomehazimex7410*_Sounds like profit to me._* The son' future is guaranteed. 👍💲
"I'm gonna download the second one."
I really admire this kid's decision for continuing his friend's legacy.
He's such a lad at his age
why are u everywhere fjsjngsjgjsjf
The Hydra cannot be defeated!
I hope he's a Yoshi fan
Please go outside
This quote from Robot Chicken sums it all up
"Trace the signal! We must overreact _immediately!"_
What episode did this line originate from?
What's funny is that this implies that Nintendo loses around $6M every time somebody pirates Mario World
I think the reason why Nintendo is so harsh on emulation is because they really want people to buy Nintendo Switch Online or any other thing from *them* which re-releases the 30 year old games they made. However, they don’t re-release all of their older games, so emulation is an option for a LOT of titles, especially for hidden gems.
barrel
@@ihaveobtainedrealism truly insightful comment.
Me showing Nintendo legal lawyer in my door suing me for piracy my %100 discount coupon
@@flintfrommother3gaming can your lawyer convince them for Mother 3 localized?
The NSO emulators run like garbage even compared to retroarch on android. You'd think nintendo would be the best at emulating their own hardware since they made it themselves, but apparently not.
This is rather art than shitpost. The attention to detail, animating and storyline are all insanely good, give this man an Oscar!
Ok
Chill out...
100% agree.
It has heavy south park vibes.
@@ultraslang based
2:06 this scene killed me
Holi shitto
"You alumosto killudo a chiludo" LMAO 3:09
I like How even here Miyamoto is still the nice one trying to take care of the situation calmly and politely
"Did you illegally download that game?" Asked Miyamoto calmly.
He's not that nice irl, though. He's well known for stealing the credit from other people's work and being a bit of a diva.
if only iwata... if only
@@valentds Don't even think about it
@@jesusojeda7850 what
Downloading ancient games is every gamer's civic and moral duty towards RESPECTING THE HISTORY OF GAMES.
But,but, but think of the (multi-billion dls) companies?!, how else they gonna make money off an IP they keep on ice for 10 + years without doing a thing?!, would someone think about the investors?!?!?! /s
agreed
Nope, it’s illegal and should be punishable by death
@@DrakeMystical nice profile pic
@@DrakeMystical There is an old Arabic saying that says "kill youserlf"
1:20 *_M E A N_*
W H I L E
These over-the-top Japanese accents are honestly killing me. As the video goes on and on I start laughing harder, it's just relentless. Goodo pointo.
Sorto ito outo
I love how sharing a few megabytes of data is enough to throw a multimillion dollar company into chaos.
@@Saldivinorum How do you even equate someone having their bank info/real name/address stolen with a kid downloading a ROM of a game that isn't even in production anymore to play on their computer lmao
@@Saldivinorum 🤓🤓🤓Yeah
@@Saldivinorum Alright, you seem pretty dense so I'll just put it simply: it is always morally correct to pirate games that you wouldn't have purchased anyway.
Also, hosting costs money and it's gotta come from somewhere. I really don't mind if someone turns a profit from preserving games (in fact I welcome it as it helps ensure the archivist's future).
@@Saldivinorum Keep telling yourself that little man. If you can't understand the importance of backups that's your problem, not mine. I ain't your elementary school teacher.
I'm sure the soulless companies and their rich executives really appreciate some rando proselytizing for them, lol
@@Saldivinorum Imagine you "steel" a computer from Best Buy, but the computer is still there. Artificial scarcity is, well, artificial.
Anyway, physical media doesn't last forever and accidents can happen, so of course backups are a good idea (good job making me spell it out).
It always amazed me how some of these companies are so ready to sue some random 12 year old kid because he made a shitty romhack of a pokemon game like what do you expect for him to actually pay you lmao
Their parents apparently has to pay lmao
Jokes aside this is sad.
Has this actually happened? I'd like a source. It sounds interesting.
@@fishofgold6553 had this happened, their economy would rise up by the fuck ton
@@fishofgold6553 they don‘t sue you for 10 million dollars, except you are a big rom distributer.
What they do however do in germany is, they fine you for 1-2k euros for piracy if you get caught.. so there is that.
@@fishofgold6553 happens all the time...got me too...but it was a playstation
I spat out my tea at the "kill him part" 😂
I like how Shigeru was trying to be the voice of reason while Furukawa resorted immediately to violence! 😂
meanwhile sega:
hired!
That's why Sonic Mania is 10 times better than the shitty Mario sports games Nintendo is making the last few years.
Lmao yeah
Mostly cause they can't do shit
SEGA Does what Nintendont
@@pablogradiente Tbh Sonic Mania is crap too, so that's good that we can emulate the OG Sonic Trilogy & CD ;)
I legit used to feel bad for doing it as a kid thinking it's illegal
Well, piracy actually is illegal. However it's not enforced because it really has almost no effect on profits for anyone other than indie devs. The EU did a study on it, and piracy doesnt have almost any noticable effect on profits.
@@dreyvinnash i mean, does downloading super mario bros mean much to the profits of nintendo anymore
Same
@@dreyvinnash I think it does if multiple people do it.
@@prestonandtom9337 yeah, there are some douchebag that will paywall you to play the pirated game.
consumer: This is your game
Nintendo: yes
consumer: And your not selling it anymore
Nintendo:yes
Consumer: So if I emulate it, you won’t lost any money?
Nintendo:yes
Consumer: So let me emulate it.
Nintendo: no that’s piracy
Consumer: Then release it officially
Nintendo: no.
Furukawa: We go to their house and shoo- I mean sue them!
Miyamoto: Understandable
Something that I think is funny is that a ton of people I watch online say that they totally don't advocate for piracy and I am quite certain it is just making sure they're legally square. Everyone does it, it does not harm in any way the original developers of the games (if the game is not a recent one), and I personally see it as telling Nintendo I'm not paying for their absolute sh*t online service.
As Gabe Newell, CEO (I think?) Of Valve once said, "Piracy is almost always a service problem, not a pricing problem"
People are willing to pay for the service, but only if it's good service.
Not a problem but what if you're poor as fuck and can't buy the game, why not play the game for free it will not change the profit at all you wouldn't pay money anyway
I pirate because its free shit. I love free shit.
@@madness1206 Tetra and her crew would be proud 🏴☠️
@CJ Dinoy Honestly, ever since I got a good gaming PC, I've realized just how expensive console gaming has been in general. Once I got past the initial investment, I started saving tons of money.
Deep down, Miyamoto knows he needs someone like Furukawa. He’s the only guy that makes sure shit gets done right.
As a person held captive by Nintendo, I can confirm that this comment is 100% true.
😬 yeah about that
@@Flarefan60 Did something happen.
3:06 “Please look inside my head”
Tomodachi life reference
It's truly amazing what some people are able to create using stock images & voice synths. Great work!
Miamoto saying "Lets'a go" is peak Nintendo.
Miyamoto saying "Jesusu Chlistu" is my spirit animal
More like Jeesus Cristo
When Nintendo finds out how many Italian men are named Mario and Luigi
Sues the whole of Italy*
Someone: pirates the oldest Nintendo game
Nintendo: PANIK
"How am I supposed to play your older games if I can't pirate them and you won't release them on Switch?"
"That's the neat part, you don't"
Unironically, this might be part of the actual logic behind them keeping their old IPs under lock and key and tightly controlling their accessibility so much. Just, not phrased in that way.
Nintendo generally seems to believe in scarcity increasing demand, and they want nobody to be able to gain access to their IP on any platform other than their own. So limiting access and stopping people from getting older games through piracy just means more people will be forced to buy from their own platforms, allowing them to keep charging a regular price for it. Furthermore, keeping games inaccessible means more people will rush to buy and download them when they finally drop, hence raising the potential profit that can be reaped from rereleases even more by culling all other alternative methods of obtaining them.
Nintendo is a company that’s incredibly controlling of how people use and enjoy their IP, in many more ways than this alone. Their tight control on emulation is simply another way to limit access so people will be forced to depend on and pay money to them for the privilege of continued access.
69 likes! Nice!
@@jxwong_3982 Nintendo: We won't allow any kind of emulation of all our games, EVER. Instead, we are offering you to buy Nintendo Switch for just $350 and subscribe to our Switch Online platform with limited release of our selected games for just $50 per year!
"We don't want you to play old games, only brand new ones. You can't afford them or think they're worse? Well then we don't want you as a customer anyway!"
On the contrary, it might be said that their strategy does depend on players wanting to play old games but not being able to gain access to them. That way they can whip them out every time they want an easy revenue generator or to support some other service like Switch Online and still have people paying for them. It’s also why they’re so determined to stamp out piracy-they want to control the means of access to their products so that they can in turn control the pricing of, and demand for, their back catalogue, without pesky alternatives coming into the picture.
Nintendo has depended on creating scarcity as a means to generate demand for a long time. This is simply another step in the plan.
One wants you to cease and desist, the other wants you to cease to exist.
3:24 what Nintendo thinks will happen when a guy pirates a game they don't even produce anymore
Fucx you, Nintendo.
Rip Yuzu
They couldn't stop us now suyu exists :)
@@dredgenspaceDMCA down..
As an english speaker living in Japan
This stereotypical accent is everything 💀💀
Righto
Fore Realeto
Abusorutori
2:17 Wow the kid could dodge 2 bullets. What a speed
If nintendo did that to people who downloaded their old games, I'd be in the darkest pit of hell
Me: *Makes a Mario fangame*
Nintendo: Wait…I smell a fangame!
Me: *Cuts down the M to make it Nario*
Nintendo: Huh. Nevermind. Strange…
Name it "Super Nario 1024".
2:50 At this point, I was officially on the floor
Somebody tweet this at Nintendo.
So they can take it down?
No thanks.
@@somethingvv it's not about the likes it's about the message
Nintendo: Don't pirate our games.
Also Nintendo: Doesn't make old valuable games available even when they are worth hundreds.
Emulators exists
Nintendo: Nuh uh you can't do that
As someone who's pirated a 30 year old Nintendo game this is 100% true
RIP 🪦
when you pirate *multiple* 30 year old nintendo games and dont get arrested
I pirate old games all the time 😮
as someone i pirated a 30 days old game, this is *arrested right now*
They let you use the internet in prison?
Nintendo: We care about our fans.
Also Nintendo: Don’t pirate our games or make fan games.
Also nintendo:our bad emulator should be enough for old games. And we charge even more money for it!
They basically massacred AM2R. They even ignored it's sole developer who worked on it for 5+ years. They didn't care about him.
@@a.s.raiyan2003-4 But AM2R was finished and can still be easily downloaded tho
@@Trashboat4444 I know. But I'm not talking about that. AM2R was selected for a game award but got removed along with another Nintendo game. Guess who did it.
"Fan games" are pretty stupid to begin with.
Why put all that time and effort into something you will never own and never be able to sell?
Instead, just make an indie game with your own IP that's an homage to your favorite games.
Fan games are an utter waste of time and talent.
bro now they actually sued someone for 10 millions 😭😭😭😭
that kid uses more logic in 10 seconds than a twitter user does in 10 decades
That kid should be fine downloading Yoshi's Island at least. As a tax evader himself, Yoshi understands when the times are getting rough for a guy.
So Yoshi's Island confirmed for tax haven?
@@burgertim7878 not for long, no
@taxcollector9543 nah, it's an offshoot of Florida, the IRS can't touch it.
@@LordTyph *not for long, no*
@@taxcollector9543 Vergil: Riiiiiignt.
2:36 "Jesusu Cristo"
Lmao
never knew they weren't Buddhist 💀
Good lord I can't even decide on which "japanglish" line was the funniest, this is a work of art
Before it was Genesis does what Nintendont, now it’s PC does what Nintendont
Poor Shigeru he just wanted to talk, man
2:56 scarier line ever heard
i have the thought process of “if i owned the game before i can emulate it”
I got a switch ad just after the video finished and I honestly thought it was part of the video lol
Since Nintendo is a Japanese company, that means the kid likely went to Japan. And Japan is known to be the land of the rising sun. Since the Nintendo employee said "The sun won't shine where you're going" or something like that, Nintendo can legally be sued for false advertising.
They sent him to brazil
They sent him to detroit
They sent him to Ohio 💀
@@unmandepana753 why brazil? its worse than death penality :) they probably sent him to north korea to do hard labor in a secret nintendo factory for the rest of his life
That’s not an employee either, he’s the president. So that makes it worse.
3:01 *bonk* sounds
"Someone just pirated one of our games!"
"Which one?"
"Mother 3."
"Oh, we don't care about that one."
This was funny as hell, I just died and couldn't stop laughing after the gun part man
0:39 the way he used his phone is fucking hilarious
2:26 is my favorite part.
0:21 mean while
1:20 mean
2:01 Green mile 😂
3:13 Clean time 🤣
Here after the news about a hacker who now have to pay like 20% of his salary for life to Nintendo
This whole thing is even funnier seeing Miyamoto is being the reasonable one here
0:44 piece of cheeto >:(
These laws were supposed to protect people from getting their life ruined. This is clearly unfair and stupid at this point.
unironically this is exactly, to the tee, what happens when people do anything with old nintendo games... except for piracy, since that can't be found out about.
It's ironic because if it wasn't for piracy and emulation Nintendo's retro gaming scene wouldn't be where it is today lmao.
This actually happens when you pirate a 30 year old game (learned from personal experience)
It's the power of IPs, it's not Nintendo's problem that neither Sony or Microsoft (Microsoft specially) actually tried to create a wide variety of IPs.
Funny enough this is more or less Sony's fault.
When it tried to push Nintendo out of the industry by keeping all the third parties away from it. The results was that Nintendo was forced to survive only with its IPs and by proxy creating the most powerful IPs on the industry.
@@carlosalfonsotorrescorona8105 ok
I remember I was playing the og super Mario on my computer and then someone went up to me and said "why don't you just get snes and play Mario there" SURE LET ME SPEND 5000 DOLLARS TO PLAY MARIO
Rip Yuzu And citra
if they don't sell it anymore, then I don't see the problem
There no point of making a Profit of a
DEAD GAME when no one buying it
@Unsure of a channel name? its really dumb the more you think about it. Cause they Can't make anymore money off a 30 year old or even 20 year old game. The developers don't see a profit anymore. Only a second hand seller (us) can make money with it. So their stance is just greed. Royalties don't exist with games. They act like it does tho
@@chillvibed Yes, it's merely greed. However, you shouldn't look over the fact that piracy hurts the industry on its entirety and small devs are the most affected even if you only pirate old games from big companies. Not gonna waste my time explaining basic economy to you guys, but to avoid paying for the stuff you use can't be a good thing for the people selling it.
@@AA-lz4wq of course piracy of just-released games is outright wrong in 99% of cases.
But piracy of really old games doesn't hurt anybody except speculators, which are, in fact, neither the creators nor the owners.
@@chillvibed it's not like games are constantly rereleased... oh, wait....
Nintendo after suing a 10 year old kid for playing DK Contry for 3 million dollars and still being the biggest video game company in the world (it's ruining the video game industry.)
This was absolutely hysterical, and sadly quite accurate... well, mostly! I couldn't stop laughing at those voices though!
"Hey, in that orphanage there is a kid called Mario, throw the nukes."
This just goes to show that Nintendo is truly, one of the companies ever.
Yes
This is the one of the comments I have seen in this video.
@@a.s.raiyan2003-4 genuinely one of the comments of all time
Ah my sense of humor, reminds me of me when the.
Yeah is the was is was because it yeah
is that part at 0:50 the gibberish from team fabulous 2 lmao
He's supposed to say arigato not Thanks in English.
It’s the Animal Crossing voices.
@@TheCyanCrewmate nah its definitely the soldier's gibberish from tf2 lol
Watching this again after hearing about Gary bowsers trail...wow this is an accurate representation of nintendo
2:48 I was brushing my teeth while watching this, and this jumpscared me so much that I dropped my phone in the sink with running water. Truly a Nintendo Ninja jumpscare, and I will certainly never pirate Nintendo games again
Turn off the tap when you are brushing your teeth so you don’t waste water
Imagine wasting water in 2022..
@@zackwal4616 🤓
@@Walrus5 🦭🤓
This nigga brushes his teeth while watching videos
Sega when you make a fan game: "This is a really good game you made. Would you like to work with us?"
Nintendo when something is slightly related to a game they made: "Yo, bro. That's not very poggers of you and we're suing you for 100 Million USD."
Then why haven't they gone after NerByte yet? (Lep's World series)
@@pvzmariosonica8fan Lep's World doesn't use any assets from the Mario series, it merely imitates the gameplay. That's why it's okay, while games like Pokémon Uranium are not.
@@mldavid4056 The chest opening sound effect in the original game is the throwing sound effect from _Super Mario Bros. 2_ (the one that's a reskin of Doki Doki Panic)
Tbf, Sonic Team can't do anything right
@@pvzmariosonica8fan I wasn't aware of that. Still, I don't think that's enough for Nintendo to be able to go after them. Copyright law says that if it uses less than 10% of the original work, it's fair use.
The fact that Nintendo spends so much on legal battles just to make sure their older games never see the light of day means it's not about money to them. They're like a chronically depressed artist who can't stand to look at something they drew one year ago.
I never knew how much I actually need the posters with Rock image and Chicken butt text on my walls
2:01 Green Mile
Lol
As a fangame creator I can confirm this is exactly what happens
People actually get swatted??
@@gunit2678 yeah masuda came to my house and kidnapped my family
@@ayrei1503 that sucks man, hope you get to pay their 10 billion dollars soon
Question:
Why put all that time and effort into something you will never own and never be able to sell?
Why not make an indie game with your own IP instead, as an homage to your favorite games?
Fan games are an utter waste of time and talent.
@@davetheimpaler204 dogshit take, its fun and the creations I've seen are filled with talent
They say everytime you download a rom of Pokemon yellow, Tajiri cries a single tear
This is probably one of my favorite peternity videos.
Gotta love corporation’s these days, they try to hard to “defend” their ip’s from literal criminals
yeah ima just go pirate double dash real quick
To be honest, it’s only Nintendo who’s really into this whole thing, I haven’t heard anything about Sony or Microsoft complaining about emulating as far as I know.
@@the_stashiest and SEGA just hiring pirates
@@injunweeb1973 exactly lol
I will now emulate Kirby Air Ride
1:35 Miyamoto: We should find their house and
Furukawa: Minecraft them
Miyamoto: What?
LOL
Nintendo when you pirate content that isn’t available through any official mediums
here we are on yuzu death day
Nintendo copyright policies are out of wack you can't even use music from their old games that nobody plays anymore without getting copystrike
Using Nintendo's music as background music in your videos is fine, just not when you upload the track on its own.
@@harrybest2041 ironically, this isn't true. Seen many times where using their music got people strikes on youtube or even sued, unless they're part of the nintendo creator's program, which requires you to pay nintendo a portion of your profits.
@@dreyvinnashWait, you do what? Is that really how Nintendo creator program works? Most creator programs nowadays include companies GIVING money to the creators and is Nintendo doing the exact fucking opposite? what in the actual fuck 💀
@@Gravity_304 It was like that a couple years ago where people using Nintendo music regardless of intentions got ID-Claimed instantly, and couldn't get any money unless they were in the now defunct creator's program that would split your income between you, UA-cam AND Nintendo.
Nowadays Nintendo doesn't care if you use their music in a transformative way.
However, it's hard to use Nintendo music as background music when the unofficial (and mostly only) sources on UA-cam get taken down constantly.
Nintendo's copyright policies are universal policies. Where do you live? In China?