Inchman - Jack Stauber (Fan Made Music Video)

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  • Опубліковано 9 бер 2019
  • this video contains topics that may not be suitible for children under 13
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    Based on the styles and works by Jack Stauber: / jackstauber
    Tumblr: / messy-kobalt
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  • @quitlif3
    @quitlif3 4 роки тому +5586

    Remember kids, when you leave home and hike in the woods: You’ll turn into Jack Stauber.

  • @greasemonkey6359
    @greasemonkey6359 5 років тому +3674

    HE'S TURNING INTO JACK STAUBER

    • @Evelin.
      @Evelin. 5 років тому +10

      animalface 😂😂

    • @indiumblue
      @indiumblue 5 років тому +139

      Then he died and lost that luscious beard

    • @dbmd9915
      @dbmd9915 5 років тому +50

      Shaggy?

    • @chainsinlink
      @chainsinlink 5 років тому +21

      The Kabloom boi YES ITS SHAGGY

    • @Pepperpotater
      @Pepperpotater 5 років тому +3

      Bruh

  • @ALTfalt
    @ALTfalt 4 роки тому +5690

    Plot twist: he was in the backyard the whole time

  • @inept927
    @inept927 4 роки тому +3204

    my grandparents describing how they got to school everyday:

  • @fartgod9992
    @fartgod9992 5 років тому +5361

    he went way further out than an inch, man

  • @basilyn
    @basilyn 5 років тому +5653

    It is scaring me how similar our taste in music is

    • @KobaltRad
      @KobaltRad  5 років тому +167

      What is you're opinion on OK GO.

    • @basilyn
      @basilyn 5 років тому +51

      Haven't heard of them, but i will look into them

    • @dreamcast.0
      @dreamcast.0 5 років тому +18

      @@KobaltRad I love OK Go!! :D

    • @hurricanemeem
      @hurricanemeem 5 років тому +4

      same honestly

    • @maddievans3487
      @maddievans3487 5 років тому +7

      Sketch you two are my best friends

  • @sunny4517
    @sunny4517 4 роки тому +2001

    *when he said "jdjsjaiainchmanohoh" i felt that*

  • @pinkduck4782
    @pinkduck4782 4 роки тому +2035

    Ok so
    Since his body was shaky in 1:48, that means he probably had rigor mortis peak. Rigor mortis peaks at 12 hours. Because of the length of his beard he had been running for 8 months. Assuming that he didn’t stop running for 8 months, since the fastest human run speed is 45 k/h (because come on man, he go super fast doe) he would have ran at most 263 520 km, if he slept (which he probably did) he would’ve ran 197 640 km, assuming he slept for 6 hours. DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE RAN A 5th OF A MILLION KILOMETRES, HE WAS FOUND IN UNDER 60 HOURS.
    Edit: I need to elaborate: rigor mortis stops in about 60 hours, when I talked about how far he went I used his beard growth to show that he was out there for 8 months. He didn’t run 197 640 km in 60 hours, he ran that amount in 8 months

    • @brandyellingwood9471
      @brandyellingwood9471 4 роки тому +43

      Science

    • @thedumbass_rabbit
      @thedumbass_rabbit 4 роки тому +76

      the moRE YOu KnoW🌈

    • @paprika059
      @paprika059 4 роки тому +29

      No one has been able to grow a beard like THAT in 60 hours tho

    • @pinkduck4782
      @pinkduck4782 4 роки тому +18

      Paprika it was from when he died to when rigor mortis would’ve stopped

    • @lewisbaitup6352
      @lewisbaitup6352 4 роки тому +9

      I wish that i could run at 45km/h

  • @gamergaymer965
    @gamergaymer965 5 років тому +3075

    What I'm getting here is that the main character for years on end worked at a dead-end job in a cubicle he decided to go out in the woods and live there he survived for nine months before he somehow fell off a cliff and his wife replaced him with Robert Downey jr.

    • @engineerbot
      @engineerbot 5 років тому +16

      🤔

    • @firstnamelastname8865
      @firstnamelastname8865 5 років тому +60

      I think he died from infection

    • @kloncey
      @kloncey 5 років тому +16

      I thought that was his husband, what

    • @SimplySoryan
      @SimplySoryan 5 років тому +40

      Actually they just watched infinity war with rdj, the stepfather wasnt him

    • @skwidle1413
      @skwidle1413 5 років тому +10

      @@SimplySoryan r/wooosh

  • @cr0wtherr
    @cr0wtherr 5 років тому +5582

    I love this story. He leaves his wife and kids because he’s tired of his life at home, but when he dies he really regrets leaving and wishes he had it all back.

    • @saltysleeper2417
      @saltysleeper2417 5 років тому +37

      Yes omg!

    • @para_luhar9396
      @para_luhar9396 5 років тому +159

      TaffyChu am I the only one who thought it was two guys and it was a gay marriage what-

    • @para_luhar9396
      @para_luhar9396 5 років тому +116

      TaffyChu Wait- *squints at 2:34 * oh- oh that human is a fEmAle oOf

    • @cr0wtherr
      @cr0wtherr 5 років тому +29

      Lemon Boi like to me the story is so deep and so empowering?? Like I love the message for some reason

    • @requiem8841
      @requiem8841 5 років тому +6

      Furret - chan LMAOOGJFHFUFHHYFHH

  • @eldritchplastic
    @eldritchplastic 4 роки тому +1038

    Guy looks at fried chicken:
    Aw yes ill *leave* my family forever now

    • @jacquelinehernandez6994
      @jacquelinehernandez6994 3 роки тому +24

      chimken is cursed

    • @stardazedkid8
      @stardazedkid8 3 роки тому +14

      @lettermetter He was born with his beard

    • @_4tr4mp0line
      @_4tr4mp0line 3 роки тому +3

      chikn bad

    • @ZenizhivGreen
      @ZenizhivGreen 3 роки тому +6

      @men-talhazrd youd be surprise how fast beard grow for people like me if you dont shave for 2 month

    • @iamabluedoge6941
      @iamabluedoge6941 3 роки тому +4

      The chiken was a sign for him to leave his family forever

  • @KobaltRad
    @KobaltRad  3 роки тому +698

    fun fact: The fact that the main character looks like Jack Stauber by the end of the video was unintentional. i didn't know what he looked like when i first made this lol.

  • @ijent3819
    @ijent3819 5 років тому +1444

    When you're just really bored

    • @ijent3819
      @ijent3819 5 років тому +62

      I also like how just before he left his wife was like
      *W A I T*

    • @therealleslie2126
      @therealleslie2126 4 роки тому +5

      I feel that

    • @Kiwi-wo3rf
      @Kiwi-wo3rf 4 роки тому +6

      kono dio da

    • @javer4677
      @javer4677 4 роки тому +4

      Well...we are in a trouble

    • @sxpphiress
      @sxpphiress 4 роки тому +5

      you were expecting jack stauber, but it was i, dio!

  • @wingspan9851
    @wingspan9851 5 років тому +1889

    2:55
    “Case closed on missing father.”
    **changes channel to Avengers**

  • @CKDMNUWU
    @CKDMNUWU 4 роки тому +1530

    0:02
    Shut up I'm trying to drink coffee
    The kids:
    ***unholy dinosaur screetching***

    • @treebacon
      @treebacon 4 роки тому +23

      The kids: EWWWASJSHSYSVSHSSUGSAMQIZU

    • @LiveLeaked.
      @LiveLeaked. 3 роки тому +6

      @textmarker 4 ur daily homework how did i find u here-

    • @LiveLeaked.
      @LiveLeaked. 3 роки тому +3

      @textmarker 4 ur daily homework I-

    • @keiko7279
      @keiko7279 3 роки тому +1

      HAHAHA

    • @EEEEEEE36364
      @EEEEEEE36364 3 роки тому

      “Jjsbsjshsshfhsjdj”

  • @fordalels
    @fordalels 4 роки тому +643

    Is this the alternate universe where Jack Stauber didn’t come back home with his new beautiful beard?

  • @Zephyr_Uhh
    @Zephyr_Uhh 5 років тому +8891

    By the rate of his beard growth he survived about 8 months which is pretty good for some random dude who worked at a dead end job

    • @Zephyr_Uhh
      @Zephyr_Uhh 5 років тому +225

      Bruh why this got so many likes

    • @zomdiehunter115
      @zomdiehunter115 5 років тому +77

      1 that's really cool 2 why tho???

    • @Zephyr_Uhh
      @Zephyr_Uhh 5 років тому +35

      zomdiehunter 115 why what?

    • @zomdiehunter115
      @zomdiehunter115 5 років тому +48

      @@Zephyr_Uhh why do you know that and what would you wander that too

    • @Zephyr_Uhh
      @Zephyr_Uhh 5 років тому +176

      zomdiehunter 115 I was just wondering how long he could have been out there based on his beard growth since the scenery doesn’t change so I looked it up and it came out to 1/2 inches each month

  • @bumblebea8470
    @bumblebea8470 5 років тому +1480

    The kids at the beginning are my last 2 brains cells right now

  • @ayeitsbelch
    @ayeitsbelch 3 роки тому +123

    You can tell the first time he says "Inchman why'd you stay so long?" He was wondering why he stayed home and unhappy for so long, but the second time he says it, he is almost dead and is wondering why he stayed in the forest for so long

  • @brodie697
    @brodie697 4 роки тому +700

    Plot twist: He was high af and was just Naruto running around his backyard in a circle

  • @Gherkins
    @Gherkins 5 років тому +7984

    So that’s why my dad hasn’t came back.

    • @vokhanhhoang8378
      @vokhanhhoang8378 5 років тому +272

      Its been 15 years please come back

    • @Gherkins
      @Gherkins 5 років тому +52

      Sara Ashford BRO LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY NGL

    • @RanDoom_Guy21
      @RanDoom_Guy21 5 років тому +17

      he's a hobo no

    • @cameront5721
      @cameront5721 5 років тому +42

      why do they always die in the end!??!?

    • @slayerdownist8884
      @slayerdownist8884 5 років тому +13

      Sher man that's why hehe

  • @Ythelan0Clockwork
    @Ythelan0Clockwork 5 років тому +1044

    plot twist:
    jack stauber is actually a ghost and what inchman did was what he did, and now jack sings his life for us

  • @loser_205
    @loser_205 4 роки тому +418

    0:17, she literally notices him leaving....is it that hard to pay attention? Stop saying "oh she didnt know he left, so she didn't care"

    • @oof6431
      @oof6431 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @oof6431
      @oof6431 4 роки тому +1

      A Random Dipper wow

    • @oof6431
      @oof6431 4 роки тому +1

      A Random Dipper that’s deep :3

    • @m-kh3ild734
      @m-kh3ild734 4 роки тому +7

      Huey Duck or probably thought he was going hiking

    • @oof6431
      @oof6431 4 роки тому +2

      darling sparkly aww I’m sorry :(

  • @kingofskrubsq7627
    @kingofskrubsq7627 4 роки тому +133

    Lyrics with timestamps:
    (Starts at 0:00)
    It’s never been worse...
    That’s not true.
    (Starts at 0:17)
    Oh, I’m up and a racin!
    Like a foreign entity
    If you let them embrace it (Ow!)
    It’s a clockwork energy!
    (Starts at 0:30)
    Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong?
    (Oh, oh what the hell did I do?)
    Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
    (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!)
    (Starts at 1:09)
    While i’m up in your Days Inn,
    I’ll be taking what i need
    Looked over, welcome to Bright Side! (Oh, what?)
    WHERE’S MY APOLOGY!? (No mercy!)
    (Starts at 1:21)
    Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong?
    (Oh, oh what the hell did I do?)
    Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
    (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!)
    (Starts at 1:34)
    Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows,
    Your heart’s sleeping in the morning and you break it down to wake it
    Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows,
    Your heart’s pressed into clay and you break it down to make it
    Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows,
    Your heart’s sleeping in the morning and you break it down to wake it
    Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows,
    your heart’s pressed into clay and you break it down to make it
    (Starts at 1:56)
    And so you’re washing your hair like you know that you should
    The second wind must’ve made it feel good
    You’ve gotta be lifting up flowers and saving your power to make the leap to the next big thing, don’t swing at me.
    (Starts at 2:10)
    You better believe I’ll be singing gravy gravy gravy to the grave, just singing.
    Well he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swinging
    Discuss, discuss, never mercy!
    (Starts at 2:35)
    Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong?
    (Oh, what the hell did I do?)
    Hurts me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
    (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!)
    (Starts at 2:48)
    Inchman, Inchman, why’d you stay so lo-o-ong?
    (Oh, oh what the hell did I do?)
    Hurts me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
    (Discuss, discuss, never mercy!)

    • @thebean7118
      @thebean7118 3 роки тому +2

      Do you notice that the music changed with the new husband and when the old husband died

    • @tamel9857
      @tamel9857 3 роки тому

      Why dont this have likes

  • @PanIDuh16
    @PanIDuh16 5 років тому +2985

    This has a feeling to it. You feel kind of happy that the man is happily walking through the forest, yet sad, and scared. I dont know how to explain it. Its terrifying. Amazing

    • @anonepticwarrior4875
      @anonepticwarrior4875 5 років тому +111

      He left his family and life behind walking through the wilderness with no intention of coming back which led to his demise.

    • @inkilesanimations8570
      @inkilesanimations8570 5 років тому +36

      When your friend be having fun but might get hurt and you care a lot

    • @bede1233
      @bede1233 5 років тому +10

      AnonEptic Warrior And he made the right choice

    • @culinarycrusader4978
      @culinarycrusader4978 5 років тому +20

      Its the desicion that made him happy but it led him to die

    • @otterism7186
      @otterism7186 5 років тому +6

      Ikr this is such a weird feeling I love it

  • @cynical8013
    @cynical8013 4 роки тому +1832

    mumble rappers: no one understands us
    jack stauber: hold my keyboard

    • @whtusern
      @whtusern 4 роки тому +41

      Actually some songs of him are verbally clear

    • @luckyfalcon1056
      @luckyfalcon1056 3 роки тому +34

      @@whtusern yes absolutely but this one 😅😅😅

    • @toastyoat5412
      @toastyoat5412 3 роки тому +8

      @@luckyfalcon1056 I understand this song very clear.

    • @toiletboy69
      @toiletboy69 3 роки тому +13

      @@toastyoat5412 ok

    • @kyojvro
      @kyojvro 3 роки тому +2

      666th like
      Heres ur satan

  • @-souhiyori-1136
    @-souhiyori-1136 3 роки тому +147

    Plot twist: He was just playing VR the whole time.

    • @thomasornikolai8243
      @thomasornikolai8243 3 роки тому +7

      I could imagine an alternate ending.
      Runner guy takes off headset
      Runner guy: HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED
      Wife: You we’re gone for a year. We had to literally force feed you to keep you alive.
      Runner Guy: Oh. Sorry about that.

    • @axinxol4739
      @axinxol4739 2 роки тому +1

      Life: VR speedrun

    • @dibkle
      @dibkle 2 роки тому

      This new Metaverse update is wild.

  • @braindeadbean4848
    @braindeadbean4848 4 роки тому +131

    Me: *realizes that the backround is from Farcry 5*
    Also me: where is the doggo

  • @bobatea4874
    @bobatea4874 5 років тому +4001

    Absolutely amazing. For a minute, with the beard and shaggy hair, I thought that this was Jack Stauber himself. Nevertheless, wonderful animation!

    • @Wazboom
      @Wazboom 5 років тому +65

      Bowen Miller Stauber origins

    • @cameronn6878
      @cameronn6878 5 років тому +50

      Shaggy

    • @cazz7073
      @cazz7073 5 років тому +47

      I thought it was bloody rhett from Good Mythical Morning

    • @user-nv6qs2qh9u
      @user-nv6qs2qh9u 5 років тому +10

      I think its jack stauber

    • @bobatea4874
      @bobatea4874 5 років тому +11

      @JoGeJo i mean. i dont THINK jack is dead. Not sure.

  • @drawingwithshadow4567
    @drawingwithshadow4567 5 років тому +613

    In the beginning of the song it sounds like
    "It's not a bad morning."
    "Yes actually."

    • @drawingwithshadow4567
      @drawingwithshadow4567 4 роки тому +10

      @pepe I hear that's not true more than it's never been worse
      Lol

    • @-babygirlenjoyer-
      @-babygirlenjoyer- 4 роки тому +35

      "It's never been worse"
      "Thats not true"
      those are what is actually says ^^

    • @LucasMal27
      @LucasMal27 4 роки тому +3

      No it's 'it's never been worse!' 'that's not true.'

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 4 роки тому +4

      @@drawingwithshadow4567 It says, "It's never been worse" first and then says, "That's not true"

    • @hajimehinata5835
      @hajimehinata5835 4 роки тому +1

      Nice profile , Tord.

  • @avy8794
    @avy8794 4 роки тому +77

    5 y.o me: *gets yelled at by parents*
    5 y.o me: *about to run away*
    5.yo thinking what could happen:

  • @zactaylor7860
    @zactaylor7860 4 роки тому +112

    Just like JackStauber: You can't understand a single word

    • @kaimbeoctoberk.o2550
      @kaimbeoctoberk.o2550 2 роки тому +1

      Me: INCHMAN INCHMAN WHYD YOU STAY SO L O O ONG, HITS ME, HURTS ME, WANTS ME, HURTING WRO O O NG

  • @cr0wtherr
    @cr0wtherr 5 років тому +1883

    In the pictures the wife just looks so much happier with her new husband or boyfriend- I don’t think she ever really cared for ginger dude.

    • @saltysleeper2417
      @saltysleeper2417 5 років тому +277

      Ya she moved on so quickly too tho. Ot took like 9 through 6 months of him being missing not even dead to move on, and at his funeral shes just like " finaly rid of that bastard--"

    • @jan-mg5ug
      @jan-mg5ug 5 років тому +152

      Mago And monika well he didn’t care about what they would feel when he left with no explanation. So why should she?

    • @Pineboii
      @Pineboii 5 років тому +136

      @@saltysleeper2417 notice how the daughter has brown hair and a purple shirt like the new dad , probably cheated on the ginger guy with him

    • @minnishouse6288
      @minnishouse6288 5 років тому +64

      Its kinda messed up too on how the new dad dosn’t give a crap about ginger.

    • @dankmansalley417
      @dankmansalley417 5 років тому +19

      That was a girl? I thought it was another man lol

  • @JebSvS
    @JebSvS 5 років тому +2710

    I am scared of how fast hes walking but I like the music video
    Good job

  • @rurumi-chan
    @rurumi-chan 4 роки тому +37

    00:17
    His wife saw him but didn't stop him

  • @AlxHotCocoaMan
    @AlxHotCocoaMan 4 роки тому +51

    the wife cared she was just *Angery* that he left
    edit: this was supposed to be a reply to a fucking comment

  • @crankedfrankie6836
    @crankedfrankie6836 5 років тому +1199

    i love how the mom's reaction is just "god damnit jason you had onE JOB"

    • @throwemtomars5910
      @throwemtomars5910 5 років тому +20

      Literally

    • @thisisadumbname7650
      @thisisadumbname7650 5 років тому +12

      That wasn’t the mom, that was the child grown up

    • @chaoscorner1153
      @chaoscorner1153 5 років тому +50

      @@thisisadumbname7650 i don't think the child grew up that fast, especially a few seconds later it shows the wife with a new man

    • @nindyd
      @nindyd 5 років тому +6

      @@chaoscorner1153 i kinda feel like they were both men, hhm, maybe just character design but idk, seemed like two gay men to me, either way still sad and cute

    • @bruisesandbuttercups7290
      @bruisesandbuttercups7290 5 років тому +10

      @@nindyd It's a woman at @2:24 you see she has boobs.

  • @eggus9112
    @eggus9112 5 років тому +674

    Even youtube can’t understand what Jack is saying
    It auto generated portuguese captions

  • @yummy_lolz
    @yummy_lolz 4 роки тому +22

    I just realized that at 0:17 the mom peeks out like "wtf u doin"

  • @everydaygorillazva7749
    @everydaygorillazva7749 4 роки тому +10

    The wife got over him so damn quick

    • @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531
      @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531 3 роки тому +1

      Should she mourn him until she dies herself or something?

    • @cheeseconsumer3000
      @cheeseconsumer3000 2 роки тому

      @@oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531 no but she didn’t even care that he died just look at her face at the funeral

    • @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531
      @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531 2 роки тому

      @@cheeseconsumer3000 people have different ways to deal with grief. Crying and looking sad is not a way for everyone.

  • @elyxrr
    @elyxrr 4 роки тому +450

    1:23
    Imagine if it just keeps on zooming in.. And zooming in... And even more zooming in until the point where you can barely tell it's a face and the song just ends

  • @user-ig6bg7rl1w
    @user-ig6bg7rl1w 5 років тому +1566

    Nobody:
    Jack: *_hYnAuSauGehAuigSe!_*

    • @exactolotl
      @exactolotl 5 років тому +5

      JammerrrJammm Jams um ok

    • @gamignmaster6977
      @gamignmaster6977 5 років тому +45

      @@exactolotl I truly hope you get this joke.

    • @woofolotl
      @woofolotl 5 років тому +5

      r/woooooooooooooooosh

    • @MrIKnow-qk8cr
      @MrIKnow-qk8cr 5 років тому +16

      Me trying to determine whatever the hell ‘hynausaugehauigse’ means:
      images.app.goo.gl/FgpmHVpwGGUQnfva6

    • @GGYThere
      @GGYThere 5 років тому

      XD

  • @zacharyoubre2513
    @zacharyoubre2513 4 роки тому +21

    Nobody
    foxy when you check on him for a while

  • @oof6431
    @oof6431 4 роки тому +80

    Or he could’ve asked his wife and kids if they wanted to hike.....

    • @ghoulgamestalker4265
      @ghoulgamestalker4265 4 роки тому +18

      Nah man, he said he was gunna go get some milk from a different country

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 роки тому +9

      @@ghoulgamestalker4265 just picking up a pack of smokes from the corner store

    • @empblaze2146
      @empblaze2146 4 роки тому +6

      He ate the children at day 1

  • @TheFancyFilmmaker
    @TheFancyFilmmaker 5 років тому +1773

    This guy did some commissions for me recently, he is a total legend!

  • @lunardoodles3723
    @lunardoodles3723 5 років тому +344

    So heartbreaking to watch his wife not even mourn, and just move on...

    • @therealleslie2126
      @therealleslie2126 4 роки тому +9

      Maybe he was gay, n didn't fuck anymore.

    • @solivaqaant8863
      @solivaqaant8863 4 роки тому +45

      @@therealleslie2126 or it was the fact he ended up being a dead beat dad and left his family

    • @bzzbza
      @bzzbza 4 роки тому +8

      @@therealleslie2126 shut

    • @burcusphuc4910
      @burcusphuc4910 4 роки тому +4

      @@therealleslie2126 I kinda figure that too

    • @ghostdagreat
      @ghostdagreat 4 роки тому +31

      She already mourned :/ this guy was missing for who knows how long, she probably mourned him, then they find him and it turns out he didn't get kidnapped or die he just left her alone with their kids and became a weird hobo. He didn't mourn her either when he left, she doesn't need to mourn him :/

  • @curlyhaircupid
    @curlyhaircupid 4 роки тому +23

    2:58 *You really just did that? AVENGERS ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT KYLE-*

  • @gopnretnal
    @gopnretnal 4 роки тому +26

    I've watched this hundreds of times and I dont plan on stopping

  • @projectalex2146
    @projectalex2146 5 років тому +115

    Man goes into forest, turns into Jack Stauber, then dies.

  • @Halicyion
    @Halicyion 5 років тому +138

    When your dad walks into the forest and never comes back.

    • @dannytk1457
      @dannytk1457 4 роки тому +6

      He did come back just uhhhh.... not moving

    • @angryboy7641
      @angryboy7641 4 роки тому +4

      My dad Walks in the forest for some milk

  • @banana2172
    @banana2172 4 роки тому +72

    The question everyone is asking is: does he have a husband or wife?

    • @fl0werz922
      @fl0werz922 4 роки тому +15

      hes gay and adopted kids

    • @kisimegacha5218
      @kisimegacha5218 4 роки тому +12

      @@fl0werz922 but his kids loo- oh right egg donors exist

    • @thedemonwhichisunknown2736
      @thedemonwhichisunknown2736 3 роки тому +3

      i mean girl's can have short hair like dude's, there nothing wrong with that

    • @necrowmancy8982
      @necrowmancy8982 3 роки тому +1

      @ARandomGuy Your proof? Inchman is its own character and this is all the lore we got
      This person didn’t even make the song so uh

    • @notreallyagameranymore
      @notreallyagameranymore 3 роки тому

      Could be both

  • @leon_torito
    @leon_torito 4 роки тому +12

    _I understood that reference_
    2:58

  • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
    @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 років тому +143

    Theory of this amv. This man will be called jack btw
    Jack is tired of his family, his wife is simple and boring and his children are too energetic for him. Jack decides to go to the forest and enjoy the country side but when he tried to go back home, he found out he was lost and decided to stay there. After a few weeks, he decided to try to come back, turning insane as he came to nowhere and getting attacked by bears, Jack falls and breaks most of his bones as he didnt watch where he was going. Jack lies there with his eyes open, not trying to get up since it wont work even if he tried. He bleeds out to death and people find him there, His wife gets over it too quickly and is already with a new husband, laughing and smiling with him. As her children cried there being very sad about his death. It seems as the wife was cheating on Jack and the children knew, To make Jack and their mom not divorce. They acted happy and very energetic.

    • @fin5197
      @fin5197 4 роки тому +12

      this is like when someone explains a joke

    • @DAVI8R
      @DAVI8R 3 роки тому +11

      Xyuns , I thought it was just animated music video

    • @saneperson2
      @saneperson2 3 роки тому +3

      Xyuns anime is slang for animation

    • @stereoreserve
      @stereoreserve 3 роки тому +1

      Psycho Girl XXX are you stupid

    • @becuaseimbored3481
      @becuaseimbored3481 3 роки тому +3

      He didn't get lost, he deliberately ran away.

  • @starrymoos7045
    @starrymoos7045 5 років тому +178

    0:16 the wife is like "Bruh you just gonna leave me with these kids so you can HIKE?"

  • @SquishiestBoi
    @SquishiestBoi 4 роки тому +22

    The fact he looks more and more like a wild Stauber makes this even more amazing--

  • @DarkFunny
    @DarkFunny 4 роки тому +34

    0:16 “Jack what the heck ur doing?”
    “Bro just going in the woods lol”

  • @moonlightxo5512
    @moonlightxo5512 5 років тому +231

    just imagine what the kids sound like
    **DEVILISH SCREAMING**

    • @GGYThere
      @GGYThere 5 років тому +4

      Then i would want to leave

    • @cherryneverfound1154
      @cherryneverfound1154 4 роки тому +3

      moonlight xo the background noise in the video (of the clip where they were screaming) is how I imagined them screaming

  • @vivictinimoved
    @vivictinimoved 5 років тому +3673

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    The kids:
    S C R E E E

    • @xeno7914
      @xeno7914 5 років тому +7

      T

    • @xeno7914
      @xeno7914 5 років тому +19

      S C R E E T

    • @bede1233
      @bede1233 5 років тому +10

      S C R E E E E E E E

    • @STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME
      @STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME 5 років тому +33

      Ok imagine the screaming of a thousand trapped souls in the pits of hell, now make it 1000000x worse

    • @STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME
      @STUPIDMOSTOFTHETIME 5 років тому +9

      @AxoCheePods and then autotune it

  • @binglese
    @binglese 4 роки тому +12

    1:28 he's an *inch* away from you

  • @binfss8907
    @binfss8907 4 роки тому +10

    Mother: I'm pregnant!
    Dad:

  • @breadman2983
    @breadman2983 5 років тому +263

    A man finds happiness in the wilderness but it slowly kills him.

    • @saltysleeper2417
      @saltysleeper2417 5 років тому +11

      That does it, happiness is the cause of death- welp. Lucky me i guess I'm amune >:)

    • @culinarycrusader4978
      @culinarycrusader4978 5 років тому +2

      @@saltysleeper2417
      But....But its cannon that im the only immortal human that isnt imbued with alien shit.

    • @mothpawbs027
      @mothpawbs027 5 років тому +1

      Sooo Chris McCandless?

    • @dwacksoo
      @dwacksoo 4 роки тому

      The fact that is terrifyingly similiar to jack stauber scares me

    • @absolutelyshmooie7086
      @absolutelyshmooie7086 4 роки тому

      Bread man DRUGS!

  • @KKRB3
    @KKRB3 5 років тому +208

    the head bob around 2:35 gets me every time,,, like theres already so much in this animation that i adore both in its general art style / storytelling and as an animation nerd myself, and it could've just been the same scene of him crying and singing with no other movement, but the extra!!! head bob animation!!!! is a. SUPER cool and gorgeously well done and b. adds so!!! much!!! extra emotion!!!! in that small addition alone!!!
    its the details like this that are so, so lovely and remarkable about OP's animation work!!! :,D !!!

  • @lostinthestars_
    @lostinthestars_ 4 роки тому +16

    Me: opens front door
    My dog:

  • @rxu8378
    @rxu8378 4 роки тому +39

    It actaully seems that he is going forward :-O
    Good job on that!
    + 0:01 why do i hear "Pennywise"?

  • @Batzzylol
    @Batzzylol 4 роки тому +2274

    The real mystery is:
    _How are his teeth so white?_

    • @oof6431
      @oof6431 4 роки тому +52

      Confuzzlion ? That’s harder to answer than my math quiz bonus!

    • @lewisbaitup6352
      @lewisbaitup6352 4 роки тому +39

      No the real mystery is how inch man stayed for so long

    • @keiko7279
      @keiko7279 4 роки тому +6

      Woah..

    • @pheobeplayzroblox2969
      @pheobeplayzroblox2969 4 роки тому +47

      he bought C O L G A T E W H I T E T O O T H P A S T E

    • @empblaze2146
      @empblaze2146 4 роки тому +17

      Fresh hunted meat doesn't stain your teeth for very long
      Edit : you're body will adjuste to the new foods such as fruits and meat

  • @enmity5058
    @enmity5058 5 років тому +554

    So this is what my dad has been doing for 14 years
    Wow man cmon stop being a inchman

  • @Spaceraz
    @Spaceraz 8 місяців тому +5

    I like to interpret the ending as he did not feel regret, but self pity. I feel that he feels bad that he left his family, yes, but it isn't the thing that's putting him down. I'd like to think that it was the image he had. He wanted to be happy so he left his family, but that ended up horribly. He then looks back and sees his family doing better without him.
    He doesn't regret leaving them, he regrets not living a happy and fulfilling life.
    Plus, I like the idea of no one taking pity on him anyways. Who cares if he's crying at the end? He made the choice to leave his family behind. His children grieved at his funeral but his wife, now widowed, was full of anger and resentment that he left. Once she was with another man, she was happy to have someone around.
    Plus plus, I like the little detail at the end of the channel switching. Once his case was disclosed, no one talked about him anymore. All he will ever be seen as a man that ran away from his family and died in the woods, and that is exactly what happened. It was all for nothing. Sure, he felt serotonin in the heat of the moment (in the woods), but then reality soon came down on him and showed that this was not the way to handle this situation.

  • @ahhhhhh124
    @ahhhhhh124 3 роки тому +8

    This is actually really sad, its like, i can feel these characters.

  • @Angelectric_609
    @Angelectric_609 5 років тому +339

    THERE HE GOES- RUNNING LIKE IF HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
    BAM ZNOOOm

    • @OtolithWaltz
      @OtolithWaltz 5 років тому +6

      Hoot Boot it's so late right now and i died reading that in a jazzy announcer voice
      ZNOOM

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 5 років тому +3

      Z N O O O M

    • @yolandadonald3013
      @yolandadonald3013 4 роки тому

      Znoom...Such an interesting ontomatopiea. I like it

  • @twocupsoforangejuice4074
    @twocupsoforangejuice4074 5 років тому +314

    I like watching his transformation from a normal family man to, well, a dead crazy man. It makes me feel really bad for him (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

    • @saltysleeper2417
      @saltysleeper2417 5 років тому

      Ya he drove himself crazy out there and jumped or walked off of a cliff

    • @twocupsoforangejuice4074
      @twocupsoforangejuice4074 5 років тому +5

      Lemon Boi oh I though he died from his wounds from the cave bats?

    • @adisturbingamountoflettuce1841
      @adisturbingamountoflettuce1841 5 років тому +5

      it looked like he was unhappy and stuck in a replay of a life he never liked or wanted to have, so he left that life and lived a nomadic free life in the wilderness until he died of his injuries

    • @twocupsoforangejuice4074
      @twocupsoforangejuice4074 5 років тому

      Wee Wee Edits That seems right!

    • @stibbo
      @stibbo Рік тому

      Why, he was happy

  • @plumby1698
    @plumby1698 4 роки тому +24

    This video for some reason reminds me of the book “Into the Wild”.

    • @boiiii8366
      @boiiii8366 3 роки тому

      So...my dad never went to go get milk...

    • @vortexdust8815
      @vortexdust8815 3 роки тому

      My man didn't find a bus to live in

  • @cler3598
    @cler3598 4 роки тому +10

    Me: look down to mine
    My horse in automatic: 0:16

  • @reply-if-need-insult
    @reply-if-need-insult 5 років тому +141

    Moral of the story is,
    The grass is not always greener.
    For inststance, he got sick with life. So he starved and died out in the wild.

  • @slobodagovora43
    @slobodagovora43 5 років тому +259

    Plot twist
    The new husband was the old husband brother.

    • @StarSpawnMusic
      @StarSpawnMusic 4 роки тому +9

      Big oof

    • @maximusfaustus8486
      @maximusfaustus8486 4 роки тому +17

      in the bible, marrying your brother’s widow is a big no no

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 4 роки тому +6

      Covid 19 yeah it’s a big no no no no

    • @miriammj32
      @miriammj32 3 роки тому +6

      @@maximusfaustus8486 Yeah and seeing that heaven is real here, the brother is going to hell. Yikes.

    • @onemoretime3614
      @onemoretime3614 3 роки тому +5

      Down to the boiler room of hell

  • @lavishty_
    @lavishty_ 4 роки тому +14

    This is gonna be me heading to school after quarantine is over

  • @birikimaster4881
    @birikimaster4881 4 роки тому +298

    no one :
    literally no one :
    Jack Stauber : *sings in minecraft enchanting table*

    • @BrentLoaf
      @BrentLoaf 4 роки тому +6

      I can’t understand a word he saying

    • @aajkdndkdnekwn
      @aajkdndkdnekwn 4 роки тому +5

      wow what a totally funny and original comment haha

    • @DQ_mp3
      @DQ_mp3 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao this is so true. No one can understand a SINGLE word he's saying and that's what makes his music awesome lol.

    • @mr.mann.7519
      @mr.mann.7519 4 роки тому

      naw phil, this is Minecraft zombie.

    • @noncreativo8860
      @noncreativo8860 3 роки тому +1

      @@aajkdndkdnekwn yep. Very funny and original

  • @grep6170
    @grep6170 4 роки тому +107

    Jack: ‘makes a video
    Theory men: ‘GASP I UNDERSTAND

  • @deadaccount8099
    @deadaccount8099 4 роки тому +663

    normal: eh
    forest: honestly he’s actually kind of attr-
    *loses beanie*
    nevermind

    • @excusemesir37
      @excusemesir37 4 роки тому +16

      I saw this a while ago and have been looking for it lol

    • @solivaqaant8863
      @solivaqaant8863 4 роки тому +13

      He didn't lose his beanie until his beard was the longest it grew to.

    • @ellies6297
      @ellies6297 4 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @willow190
      @willow190 4 роки тому +1

      Now you’ve got 3

    • @themiller3940
      @themiller3940 4 роки тому +3

      No homo but he looks fine to me

  • @elyaskiss1311
    @elyaskiss1311 3 роки тому +6

    this guys videos : serious
    his comments: guys did you know that when you go hiking you can explode

  • @monkwee1334
    @monkwee1334 Рік тому +3

    When he’s singing while running through the woods I think it’s him repeating all the criticisms he’s had to endure, mocking them in the process, but then near the end he’s repeating them thinking, was it really all that bad?

  • @jackmyers35
    @jackmyers35 5 років тому +71

    0:01 i like how their scream is matched perfectly with the music

  • @kenzie3141
    @kenzie3141 4 роки тому +144

    nobody:
    jack stauber: *exclaims in rubix cube*

  • @catalyst_8759
    @catalyst_8759 3 роки тому +7

    Inchman’s quest for milk

  • @VocaloidOnShrooms
    @VocaloidOnShrooms 3 роки тому +9

    0:44 perfect jack

  • @scribblecore4336
    @scribblecore4336 5 років тому +292

    Jack Stauber had a back story, I just thought he was a dude

  • @apostaanux3555
    @apostaanux3555 5 років тому +118

    Him: **shows up at family reunion**
    Family: ....its been a year, where were you?

    • @yonipwr
      @yonipwr 5 років тому +8

      Him:oh i was just in the middle of no where dying from starvation and dehydration. Not a big deal really.

    • @AlxHotCocoaMan
      @AlxHotCocoaMan 4 роки тому +4

      also him: oh and its been 9 months not a year

    • @DQ_mp3
      @DQ_mp3 4 роки тому +5

      Him: *I've been dead*

    • @ladyboombox1428
      @ladyboombox1428 4 роки тому +3

      Him: aw shit my wife is cheating- oh yeah.. I’m dead

  • @Yung_test_tickle
    @Yung_test_tickle 3 роки тому +3

    The kids screaming in the beginning was funny af

  • @zzzkindalzzzrikzm7972
    @zzzkindalzzzrikzm7972 3 роки тому +15

    Plot twist: that was hamantha he was eating
    0:11

  • @johngaming6026
    @johngaming6026 5 років тому +472

    Remember, Recommended all brought all of us here

  • @emme8010
    @emme8010 5 років тому +239

    Oh my goodness this plot and animation together are amazing, and watching it was it's own unique experience from just hearing the song
    Also, it's so great to know someone else who listens to jack stauber and tally hall since they are by no means mainstream

    • @chirbychoo
      @chirbychoo 5 років тому +5

      They are starting to be a little main stream

    • @yicel486
      @yicel486 5 років тому

      sauce_serve _ not tally hall tho

    • @chirbychoo
      @chirbychoo 5 років тому

      @@yicel486 I guess

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 5 років тому +1

      They're both kinda mainstream tho... ESPECIALLY Jack Stauber since all his music is being turned into fanmade animation videos (like this one) and animation memes.

    • @emme8010
      @emme8010 5 років тому +1

      Not tally hall though they're not even a band anymore and a majority of people don't have any clue who they are. I'd like to say too that Jack Stauber didn't really gain traction *until* people started making videos like this, and he still isn't really mainstream, but rather makes music that only appeals to a pretty specific domestic audience or at least until most of his songs started getting used on TikTok
      I guess I referred to the term "mainstream" pretty loosely

  • @aboveaveragecat4469
    @aboveaveragecat4469 3 роки тому +3

    I like how he slowly turns into jack overtime

  • @wooonewrt656
    @wooonewrt656 4 роки тому +3

    this actually makes sad lol, good job

  • @skully5692
    @skully5692 5 років тому +17

    Theorist be calculating his beard size to figure out how long he was out there

  • @patrickbatemanfan2808
    @patrickbatemanfan2808 5 років тому +21

    2:57 IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS

    • @backseatbanano
      @backseatbanano 5 років тому +3

      바보bubllii I KNOW RIGHT

    • @saltysleeper2417
      @saltysleeper2417 5 років тому

      GUESS WHO DIES IN ENDGAME? SPONGEBOB
      his last words were zoinks!

  • @motionhusk
    @motionhusk 4 роки тому +3

    The kids screaming at the very start is unreasonably funny to me

  • @zactaylor7860
    @zactaylor7860 4 роки тому +5

    1:42 The ol' razzle dazzle

  • @likethecolorr
    @likethecolorr 5 років тому +262

    oh, im up and racing
    like a foreign entity
    and if you let them appraise it
    its a clockwork energy!
    oh, inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long?
    hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong
    discuss, discuss, never mercy
    well im up in your days and
    ill be taking what i need
    and if you let them appraise it
    wheres my apology? no mercy!
    oh, inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long?
    hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong
    discuss, discuss, never mercy
    though the inchman goes, everybody knows
    your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it
    though inchman goes, everybody knows
    you're pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it
    although the inchman goes, everybody knows
    your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it
    though inchman goes, everybody knows
    you're pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it
    well, you're washing your hair like you know that you should
    the second wind wants to make it feel good
    you gotta be the next big thing, don't swing at me
    you better believe ill be singin' gravy, gravy, crazy, just swingin'
    well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin'
    discuss, discuss, never mercy!
    inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long?
    hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong
    discuss, discuss, never mercy
    inchman, inchman, why'd you say so long?
    hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wrong
    discuss, discuss, never mercy
    closely, trudging

    • @Hal_142
      @Hal_142 5 років тому +6

      it's not "hurting wrong" that doesn't even make sense first of all and second, it sound nothing like that.

    • @likethecolorr
      @likethecolorr 5 років тому

      @@Hal_142 look up the lyrics

    • @Hal_142
      @Hal_142 5 років тому +4

      @@likethecolorr nope you're wrong.

    • @likethecolorr
      @likethecolorr 5 років тому +1

      @@Hal_142 lol ok

    • @Hal_142
      @Hal_142 5 років тому +4

      @@likethecolorr yup

  • @Spikedroot
    @Spikedroot 5 років тому +204

    It's shocking how you have not blew up oh my god.

  • @AuroraTheHybrid
    @AuroraTheHybrid Рік тому +4

    This is a masterpiece. The mix of art and realistic images is just perfect! The storytelling is also great! (I love this song too so)

  • @SKURA-qn6th
    @SKURA-qn6th 2 роки тому +6

    2:47 was the sad part