Drug Dealer Explains What To Do When You Get Pulled Over By The Cops! (WILD) Johnny Mitchell
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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Don't commit Misdemeanors while committing Felonies
Speeding isnt
@@goinhot9133 wrong it’s a misdemeanor in the United States if you are going 5 mph or less over the speed limit it’s not a misdemeanor. The felony is Smuggling drugs!
@@goinhot9133 no sh!t. Moving drugs is the felony.
@@lakewoodbball speeding isn’t a misdemeanor.. genius
@@goinhot9133 that's not the point, stupid
My grandfather always said “if you’re gonna do something illegal, only do one illegal thing at a time.”
Your grandmother sounds like she had fun.
Love my grandfather but the eastern European and american blood go so well together lol
My friends dad taught us the same thing 😂
He didn't make a lot of money then.
@@TheOnlyLinked yeah right. boring with stupid
"Officer it's medicinal" "sir this is a belt fed machine gun"
"It's my emotional support machine gun..."
This needs more likes 😂
No that's my pet pig (M60)
Underrated comment
Did I stutter?
Thanks for being honest. “Now get the f*ck out of the car!”😂
Exactly, when they run the plates that b@tch will be in cuffs….
Yes any low information violent wannabe can escalate a situation. AND YOUR POINT ? No wonder they bet on AI to get rid of lawsuits and bootlickers once people rich and poor TM figure out their moat is filled with these mental midgets.
First rule: Be White
@@Jominycrocket0here we go
@@Jominycrocket0 oh no here we go
"I know, I took that turn too fast"
-"No, you're a person of interest involving a double homicide"
"I have drugs on me"
😂😂
😝😝😝😭😭😭😭
Bahahahahahah I’m convulsing at this comment 🤣
good one😄
This is funny.
here’s a better trick, when trafficking drugs on the road…don’t break traffic laws, you won’t get pulled over if you follow the rules
Exactly. And if you do fight it. Any free attorney would be able to get those charges dropped. For entrapment and illegal search or seizure
You guys have never done it so y’all wouldn’t know Jack anyways, lmao
@@2wnty2 “YoU gUyS nEvEr........ blah blah blah blah”...
@@brgo_1787 you didn’t😂 we would’ve made an example out of you and put your head on a stick for talking the way you do. You’d never say that to his face because you feel safe typing it out on your phone, fkn 🐱.
@@2wnty2 nope but I've made a lot of arrests by morons speeding when they're trafficking drugs. I'd you don't want to be arrested for a felony I'd recommend not doing anything to get the police to interact with you
imagine speeding when you got kilos in the car
Pretty stupid, like the 'advice' lol
Exactly. He’s trying to come off as this really smart guy telling us how to handle the situation but a person with even a little intelligence would know not to speed in the first place. I don’t think this guy’s flex is as good as he thinks it is.
@jasonboisseau409 honestly its better to transport using public transport or private taxis.
Word wtf is he talking about lol
yo theres legit dashcam police footage on youtube of exactly that, kilos in the car and doing dumb shit while driving like speeding.
Confessing: I have 20 kilos in the trunk. I’m just a delivery guy.
Cop: your taillight is out.
😆
@@analozada9475hello bro I really need conection to join drug deal
Cop in his mind be like - "Naah.. I ain't lifting 20kg of this dope out.. shift is almost over too, fuck it"
Then just hands out a ticket for the taillight.
The liar liar scene😅
When your criminal shit is so routine you tell an officer it's probably time to get a job or completely change up
"The momentum of the ton of dope in the trunk pushed my car past the speed limit. My bad. I'm sorry."
That is not how momentum works momentum is conserved the second body can’t accelerate the first body
@@jonhnykeemstar5629 okay connor
@@jonhnykeemstar5629 nerd
@@jonhnykeemstar5629 What if it slid during braking?
😭
Keep all your paperwork up to date. Be polite and well groomed.
Just don’t deal drugs. ffs
The feds still consider "weed" a controlled sunstance while many states have legalized it. What now genius?@@mjt1517
@@mjt1517 No shit but this is for people who are dealing drugs
And be white
@@OhDeeDoubleUonly helps if you dont look poor
“Officer, if you let it slide, I’ll hook you up with an ounce of the sticky.”
The most anything this dude ever had was a nickelbag during that one frat party
It’s a wonder he got into the force with a name like that. 😊
Deal.
Icky icky 😂
Nah, I'll just take all of it and leave like a pirate.
Me in this situation... "I know, I know, I took that corner way too fast."
Cop- "cool. Get out of the car."
Your stupid if you get out of the car
Cops KNOW you're hiding something when you're overly nice, cooperative, and take responsibility for whatever minor traffic violation that initiates the stop.
@@TheSaintedOne what? No they don't.
@@alexg1778 they do bud. Unless your an older non suspicious woman . If your a guy then it’s a wrap , if your a colored guy then you definitely gone have to step out the car my boi
@@wolfgangpuck2863 That's absolutely not true lmao. I'm a 37 year old male with a perfectly clear driving record, yet I've been pulled over maybe 10 times for speeding or having a headlight out.
I'm always extremely polite, always apologize and have always stated I just wasn't paying attention to my speed at that moment and was just following the pack beside and infront of me.
They go back, run the plates, run my name and every single time have let me off with a warning.
Putting them at ease and being hella respectful will almost get you out of anything. Just make sure you have a sealed container!
Yes, this does not work if you smell like you’re hauling pounds of illegal substances.
And being white helps too
@@lolo20adaify so does eating McDonald’s
@@lolo20adaify so does eating bojangles
And the hospital on speed dial.
This has honestly worked for me a few times. Admit to the crime and make them laugh.
One time I was going 20 over in a 35 at 1:30am and blew past a radar sign. Got pulled over, license and insurance at the ready and hands on steering wheel. he said “I got you on the sign” I said rather innocently “officer I was just trying to beat the high score” he laughed and said he’d been following me for a couple miles and while I was speeding I didn’t make any other infractions besides speeding.
Long story short he let me off with a written warning.
It was a UHP cop. Claiming “I feel bad giving you a ticket as you pulled into a safe spot (elementary school parking lot), were respectful and honest, and made me laugh” went on to say “I can see you’re nervous and shakey so I know this will slow you down” handed me a written warning and said “remember we want low scores” and walked back to his car.
"You pulled off into a safe spot"
Bro, you're going 55 in 35 and woulda blown past the school too 💀 You're a menace.
They keep track of how many times that happens hoping you will admit to one expecting the same results and they nail you. This ain’t about breaking the law and getting by it’s about why our government is allowed to lie to trap us but we can’t lie to get free.
Bruh I’ve heard this story before from another comment don’t 🧢
@@GuzzlingDuck at 1:30 AM though. School wouldn’t have been in session…I hope😂
Someone wise once told me:
"If you're going to do something illegal, never do 2 illegal things at once"
That has carried me through my life till this very day.
Yea speeding with drugs in the car is just idiotic. Just like morons who drive around drinking or even worse smoking. It's extremely obvious when someone is smoking bc every other car can smell it. A giant pull me over sticker lol
@@mmaviator22um newsflash drinking is not comparable to smoking just because you don't like the smell
The saying goes break 1 law at a time.
I got a DUI because I had pulled over to the side of the road and I knew I had too much. I was in rural Nevada 20 minutes from a small town. I pulled into the desert a bit. Rolled my windows down for fresh air. Turned the car off and proceeded to tilt my seat back and sleep it off. Couple hours later after the sun went down I was awakened by a cop doing a wellness check and immediately noticed I was inebriated.
Welp, long story short. I had my camping gear with me, a shotgun and my 9mm. I was honest with them and then proceeded to spend the next 4 days in jail. Car impounded. Seized my weapons.
Funny thing, I had a jar with a quarter ounce of CBD flower and when I got my car back they looked at it but set it back in the car.
It took my a year to get my guns released.
Don’t admit to breaking the law throughout your life to this day
“Your honor he confessed to speeding so I had probably cause to search his vehicles all the drug dealers do that”
Would never be said
Speeding is not criminal
@@narwhal9852 it is... Wtf?
@@narwhal9852 it's a ..... crime
@@nunyabidnes6010 nope it's an infraction, most states classify criminal a misdemeanor or felony wich speeding is not.
Hence why a cop doesn't have probable cause to search your vehicle over a speeding ticket. You two should really brush up on the law
"Also I'm a clean cut white guy so the officer will just assume that I'm a good person."
Ok and
Don't hate the player. Hate the game
Right😂 forgot the main disclaimer
@@theonlineanimal6009 I'm perfectly capable of hating them both actually.
maybe in his own mind
This is like the third short I've seen of this guy talking about 3 separate times he was pulled over for speeding lol 😂
He's an Idiot or a LIAR....!
The guys tryna become the next Tate with these lies lol
He can't be that good of a dealer if he doesn't understand the concept of keeping his head down when he's holding
He’s definitely lying!
He sounds like he watched a movie on drugs and now he knows it all…
the cops watching this rn: 👁👄👁
write that down! write that down!
What they’re writing: “Cooperative citizens probably have drugs”
Think we were born at night,do ya?It wasn’t last night.
Lol
this dude glows brighter than a 7/11 at 3am
Look at those eyes
I’ve never had a dealer that looks like this 😂😂😂 they are always scary and thuggish. This guy would get written off in a hot minute.
@@j.c7719no they don't lol
@@j.c7719my weed dealer looks less sus than many normal ppl I know lol
@@j.c7719not the average weed or party drug (Xans, LSD, shrooms, ecstasy etc) dealer.
You know when in the movies they say "just act normal", this is what they mean.
Jeffery Dahmer - "Officer I know, I smuggled some drugs"
Lmfao
Thats good haha
LMMFAO this comment is woefully underrated
Helps a lot when your pigmentation is of the lighter variation. That's what really puts cops at ease.
So does complying and not being a total dickhole
I was looking for the comment cuz 💯💯💯💯💯
This is why Mike from Breaking Bad is such a law abiding citizen, and is extra careful while commiting real crimes.
Breaking bad isnt real life bro
@@ucrain4971 When did I say that? I was talking about Mike's character and behavior..
@@ucrain4971 your right breaking bad is mild compared to the crazy shit in real life
He plays the old senior citizen role
Exactly… like that time he intentionally called the cops and had Tuco best him up so he would have to get involved with police when he was working for multiple criminals.
Think a little bit harder next time…
“Strategies we employ” lol so professional
Instructions unclear: immediately told the cop "sorry about the drugs officer" after being pulled over for a fast turn
I’m now on a watch list thanks to this short.
This was what my friends and I talking about last week. Admit your mistake as soon as you get an interraction with the officer to lighten things up and don't play bs with them because they knew what we're doing
The biggest tell is your demeanor. Are you nervous and jittery or smooth and reassuring
Hell nervous and jittery can help you sometimes... who is comfortable dealing with cops? People who have experience dealing with cops like criminals. Being too comfortable can be a bad thing.
@@AmericanOdyssey91 being comfortable usually means you know you’re in the right, if you did not thing wrong you don’t act up in that situation, but obviously you can be calm with police and still be responsible for the crime, just depends on the person
@@thatrandoperson9454 I’ve been arrested 5+ times. Eventually you stop being nervous regardless if you’re in trouble or not.
Heard a cop say that someone nervous is a normal reaction to dealing with police but it’s the calm confident ones that are the real threat. They’re not scared of police. Of course there’s always exceptions like with anything and I’ve seen them become suspicious when someone is overly nervous.
Complexion for protection is 95% of his real strategy 🤣
Boom. I can’t believe you were the first person to say it. His first and last video should’ve been , “ Be white.” Series over
Lol, true
I was looking for this comment. 😂
He takin full advantage of it too mfer like that middle school substitute teacher that wears a bowtie instead of a necktie 😭
Exactly
- "I know I took that turn way too fast"
- "Thanks for your confession. Here's your ticket"
That's the joke
This man can make the simplest concepts sound like rocket science
“Let them find what they’re looking for and they’ll never find what you’re hiding”
Also the story about a smuggler riding a bike from west Berlin to east when the wall was up. Every morning he’d ride on a bike with a bag on the back of it, the soldiers at the wall would cut open the bag look through it but it’s only filled with sand and they would let him go on his way. And every night he would come walking back pass the wall and soldier going home. Everyday, with the soldier never realizing he was smuggling bikes
Why would u smuggle BIKES from Suviot Union East germany to West Capitalism germany ?! 😂
@@RawSoueelt ah now see the reason for that is actually pretty simple.
I forgot which was which
I was gonna tell this story dude......
@@RawSoueelt Many people became rich like this.
People would buy things like furniture for really cheap in East Germany, then resell it with a huge markup in West Germany.
@@RawSoueelt its actually a fake story by a comedian
*DEA has entered the chat*
As a retired trooper, dude has a point. Besides unless product is in plain view or you smell it there's no probable cause.
I also know a cool little trick--don’t haul drugs around in your car…
Pssht 😂 no hustle, at all. 😂
@@HeWhoRoamsAimlessly Or fear of getting caught. I guess it's a wash.
haha
How else are you going to get ahead in tgis crooked world? Working hard at this garbage 9-5 aint cutting it
What about flip reverse it? Don't commit other crimes while hauling drugs around in your car. In 17 years of driving, I've never been pulled over by the police, granted I don't carry drugs but a lot of the time, these criminals bring the attention to themselves. Blacked out windows, speeding, illegal number plates etc just draws attention to yourself
@@evanhandelong7685Get a job and work hard. Worked for me all other decent people fit for human civilisation.
I’m not a drug dealer, but I have gotten out of many traffic stops simply by being nice, acknowledging what I did wrong, and comply with everything.
That's actually exactly how I got out of a ticket. Was going 60kph in a 40kph zone (about 38mph in a 25mph zone). Pulled over before they even light up the lights, rolled down the window and just said "I know". The cop laughed a bit, checked my license etc etc and just said "Everything fine, have a good day". Honesty is sometimes a very helpful thing.
Are you Aussie mate? Just curious coz I thought we’re the only ones who have these 40kph zones, I’m in Melbourne and it seems like the 40kph zones are fucking EVERYWHERE! Gotta say though, if you’re gonna hit a pedestrian, or if one crosses the road without looking to see if there’s. Any traffic and just steps out in front of you, would definitely make a massive difference to hit them at
@@aaronperelmuter8433 I am from Finland! We also have quite a bit of 40km/h zones. Also the area where I was speeding was a spot where there is no space for pedestrians to be. It was an underpass of sorts under a shopping centre with very good visibility. I always drive with a lot of caution where there can be other people walking etc as a close relative got hit by a car while walking over a crosswalk, suffered massive brain injury and eventually died due to the injuries. Wish you a great day!
First rule. Don’t talk about what you do.
If you needed to be told this. Don't do drugs kids. You'll get caught.
That's right, put the paracetamol and your sister's birth control pills back!
True. Grow up, then experiment responsibly.
@@YokaiX that's all churchill and myself have ever tried to tell these kids.
...also almost all drugs carry significant health risks, addiction risk, ect?
Even if you haven't done anything else this is solid advice. Some cops might even let you off easy if they're in a good mood and your polite about it.
That would be really stupid
@@rpgrap6461 worked for me 3/3 times
@@rpgrap6461 yep, that's not bullshit at all. basic human psychology actually
Yes,,, it's actually the smartest thing I've heard him say so far
Any attorney and or motor vehicular insurance company would advise against self incriminating.
"Sir, we suspect that you got some drugs in your vehicle"
"Oh, yeah, sorry for that"
This worked for me years ago.
I admitted I came down a hill too fast, he saw my excuse wasn’t bullshit. We really DID have a shit ton of food in the car we were trying to bring home, he checked to make sure my papers were clear and told me to drive slower.
I didn’t even get a written warning and I really should have.
Just remember, you’re choosing to lie to someone who already knows the truth, to someone who can fuck your ENTIRE LIFE UP. They may have an attitude when they walk up to the car but you don’t have to match it.
Everyone is so worried about winning an argument but the winning the war and being able to go home and sleep in MY BED at night is always end game.
I like being BS’ed and lied to, specially when someone’s telling me they love me, that’s my favorite line. I just wish I heard it more often. 😂😂😂
I like you
@@julezdomept1868 That’s it! Thanks!
You doing ok?
Or when someone pretends to be my gf for no good reason, then even when her friends tell me "Dude back off she has a boyfriend !", I'd still believe that shes mine. Like c'mon dude getting lied to is sigma af
@@lukiso5734 she ain't yours she should be with a real man that doesn't treat her like a possession
Also best way to move is during emergency weather conditions. Easiest driving of my life when it was pissing down rain lol 😆 it really is an artform
Yeah I Imagine no cop wants to walk up to your window with the rain like that hahaha
This is the golden rule-no cop wants to sit in wet clothes for the rest of their shift.
@@codemcloud6073 when you say it like that it makes sense😂
@@codemcloud6073 they also hate to run after people because of the gear and then they are wet and smell like shit i already hate it when i go running and my phone is in my pocket I wouldn't run with a handgun and full gear too😂
Right! I only speed when it's raining (safely! If it's too unsafe I won't!)
*”indeed” 💯 - MELL DUNEY 616*
Rule 1: Be a White Male citizen.
Rule 2: See Rule 1.
Exactly
That's racist
Victim mentality
Shut up and this is coming from a Hispanic person.
@@jjeffrey7966 it's okay. White people have complained about their treatment by police on video and said I'm white as in...this shouldn't happen to me.
Only works if cop doesn’t want to do paperwork
You missed the point. If he drives away with a speeding ticket without the cop finding the drugs he'd consider that a win.
Drug Task Force enters the chat:
The words "Oh! This is a citizen. This is not a guy who's trying to cover up something" had me in stitches. I see how this can work... 😂😂😅😅🤣🤣
well here's some advice if u have something to hide weather it's drugs, guns or a body, just follow the bloody rules so not to draw any attention
I like yelling that they should be going after “the REAL criminals” as soon as they try walking up to my window. I lean as far out my window as I can and the first word out my mouth is always “bitch”.
Lol dude. Wtf
@@anthonyhernandez4266 he's a lil confused but he got the spirit.
Thanks for telling everyone that now all cops will be expecting it.
Why am I getting recommended this, 3 times in a row now I think god is saying something to me 😂
Lmao same
Time to become a full time drug trafficker!!
There's no God, just YT algorithms being up to no good.
@@suspendedtwice4sayingrasis261 “there’s no God” lol okay, buddy.
The universe is telling you to get into smuggling..or the algorithm
someone once told me”don’t commit misdemeanors while committing a felony”
Had a friend that I wish someone would have told this too. He didn't have a driver's license, was driving a car that he purchased but never registered in his name(because of said license). He also had an outstanding warrant for failure to appear. He got pulled over for....... having a stupid smoked cover over his license plate. He wound up in jail for 2 weeks lost his job while he waited for court. Oh and the car got impounded and he couldn't get it back because it wasn't registered to him.
Yeah a comment older than you told you that. You're hoping to get the same amount of likes. Everyday you come back to this comment to see how this comment is doing, but after 9 days it only has 4 likes.
You're disappointed, even disgruntled. You question yourselve, life and all the choices you made. Heck, you even question your sexuality at this moment. You pounder about that day, that day that crushed you. You were still just a little boy, when you opened the bathroom, while your father was showering. He yelled at you as he never yelled before, screaming at you to shut the door, while he's covering his little private parts with his below average sized hands.
You started crying, while you're father is still screaming at you. The weird thing was that you liked it, but you never figured out what you liked, was it the screaming or seeing the private parts of daddy for the first and last time.
Until this day you're confused about that and it's the last memory you have of your father, because that's the last time you saw him. That afternoon, he left the house. Ashamed of what you have seen. But I'm hrere now my son, I have found you and I love you. But I don't like you.
@@SuntzuMocro ur way to invested in trying to upset me. my dads dead, but he loved me. and i didn’t hear it from any other comment i heard this from my uncle so you’ve really outdone yourself i hope you get help because you clearly need it normal people don’t do this.
@@Moistpotatoman bro sorry wasn't trying to upset you. I was just trying to make you laugh with an overtly long absurd comment.
@@SuntzuMocro you did 😂
I got done by sniffer dogs at the airport - confessed i had had a big night before and probably have some left over weed crumbs in my jacket pocket. They were appreciative that i was telling the truth and took me to a place away from the public eye. Once there, they asked which pocket they thought i had the crumbs in and to give them the jacket - which i did. After 10mins they came back, gave me my jacket, thanked me for my time and let me go. No pat down. No xray scan. No checking of bags. Pretty wild how easily they let me go.
You must be white 🤣
@@juanlambda27 😂😂 i’m actually brown and covered in tats lol
No evidence to charge you with except shake lol, and that's not usually worth the time.
@@RobbieRambles They're nervous... they're being held to a very American Standard and they're supposed to lock everyone up and it doesn't feel right to them either so a lot of the time they will just lazily get by or do the bare minimum but it usually helps when you are white in America but I have seen black people skate by as well it's just rare
I would have expected drug dealers to want to escalate the situation. Very informative.
"I know officer, I have a SMALL amount of cocaine in the trunk of my car"
What a role model
You're 100% right....I've confessed for driving infractions..n been let off with just warnings ....
Happened with me a few times too
Absolutely.... the POLICE just appreciate honesty.... something young people today just cant understand......
grandpapy always said never to commit two crimes at once
“Yeah I took the turn a little too fast, sorry about that.”
“Sir we pulled you over because we heard you’re trafficking drugs”
Edit: thanks for all the likes guys! This is the most liked comment I’ve had, second being 3 likes
Hahahahahaha
“…but we’re gonna go ahead and give you that ticket too, thanks chief. Now step outta the 2010 Range Rover.”
“Oh yeah, that’s true, officer, here’s the drugs I was about to sell.” [turns to audience] “Now he won’t know about the dead hooker in the trunk. Be smart, kids.”
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahahhahhahahahhaja!
@@magicmulder sounds like some quote Dwight from The Office would say lol
Next video: Random dude explains basic common sense 🤯
to be fair, the number of people getting caught with drugs on them because they had to taunt some cops instead of just keeping their mouth shut and pass them like a normal person is amazing
Don't commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony
So true ! I was with my dog and when I got pulled over, when the cop arrived at my door I said to him, he was driving pointing at my dog and I was kinda laughing low side when I said it, I saw him letting a little smirk, so he was already more at ease, then I replied I know I was going to fast, it’s my fault because I live near her, so I’m used to pass here often, give him my paper and he was very cool
He give me a ticket anyway but since I wasn’t an ass with him, he even lower the fine it should have been way more then this, if he knew what was in my trunk it would have made him the MVP of the year. 😂😂😂😂
“Yeah I know I took that curb way too fast”
Cop: “is that weed I smell?”
Showed this to my brother in law who is a cop. Making society a better place. One. Day. At. A. Time.
"I took that turn waaay too fast...please allow me to put it back, thanks"
My bs meter is off the charts.
No it's not.
No not this one. I’ve been down that stretch of I5 that he’s talking about. Ppl keep saying don’t speed when you’re hauling but when going down the mountain like that it’s legit difficult to go the right speed unless you have a stick shift
"Stealing is not a crime getting caught is".
Can confirm. I used to dress in my Sunday best, hat n all. Hang the cross on rearview too. 😉
Dude is all Cap!! He was the outdoor patio supervisor at Home Depot in Thornton Colorado
Do you even know his story?!?!?!
@jasongarcia2140 That was a joke Jason lol !! He actually does stand up comedy too.
Also, this guy was no drug dealer. He's just a smart story teller.
Honesty is the best policy so you tell the cop you have drugs in the trunk while you repeatedly wave a gun at him.
I get nervous easily in situations like that but something weird happens to me. I get so nervous that I experience almost like an out of body experience and seem like I'm calm. It's a weird kind of defense system that kicks in.
Sounds like dissociation
@@matthewstein1110 That's very interesting, sounds like it might have been just that. It never lasts very long though, only the amount of time that I'm in danger.
@@grammarofficerkrupke4398 I’m no psychologist or anything, but I do know that some people dissociate as a coping mechanism for stressful situations
I never wanted to punch someone more
Awwww someone’s got anger issues
Anger issues? Could the person just have no tolerance for nonsense. Way to be closed-minded and assuming.
Bro it's funny how much I can relate, I once got stopped by a check point " we have em cause we're at war 8n Syria " I had 200 grams of Hash on me , and I was tripping balls on Shrooms I guess the officer saw me being wierd and swinging left and right, he signals for me to come the first thing I say " sorry officer I had a couple of drinks , he laughs and says " go home " , just like that , 4 years in prison dudgged 😂
things that never happened 101
@@bendlor if you don't believe it , it's your choice
Just commenting this statement without any reason or a follow up is dumb my man
@@moemoes863tripping on shrooms while swaying left and right on the road, admitting you were drunk driving and being let off?
@@bendlor I never said I was driving mate , I was walking
@@bendlor check points here are in the city roads, between areas of the city. They'll never spare you even if you're walking, but after 10 years of tension and war they got bored and lazy that's why they didn't bother with me
“I apologize, I know I was carrying too much speed.”
Thanks for letting every cop know the tricks
Dumbest comment yet
@Tom Steele unless you’re black 🤷🏾♂️
@@PlatinumHustle- "ya imma white kid how could you tell?"
@@PlatinumHustle lookin ass, bet you think lizard ppl are real too.
@@peterswanson6816 bruh what
I have a friend that keeps a lab coat in the car and tells the cop that he's a doctor and he's driving to an emergency life or death surgery
I am former state trooper who did highway interdiction, this is fascinating to hear from your perspective. I would love to chat about it.
Now I know he's legit.
Of all the educational chapters out there, there's this
what's wrong with it? Teaching us how to dodge the tyrant state and its oppressive laws
@@AverageAlien not while smuggling drugs that harm,kill and destroy entire families.
@@pattiannepascual No they don't hahahaha. Alcohol has killed and destroyed more families than any other drug ever could. Cocaine is harmless. Even if it wasn't, even if it was dangerous, still not my problem. I'm not forcing anyone to buy it. It's their choice, and their fault. I'm supplying a demand in the market. The state has banned these drugs because it wants control over the market because it's invested in giant pharmaceutical corps. No other reason.
Not that any other reason would be valid, it's my human right to buy, use, produce, and sell any substance I please.
@@AverageAlienI don’t think cops enforcing drug trafficking laws is oppressive
@@NukeisAfriKaner no such thing as "drug trafficking" it's called shipping
Thank you now I'm ready to ship my first kilo.
Ship it to me bro
Never admit to any traffic violations. If you admit you were disobeying traffic laws there’s no chance of challenging the legality of the stop in court.
Cops around America: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
Privilege at it's finest!😮
Me:”I know I took that turn fast”
Officer:”Step out the car with your hands up”
Me:”But I confessed to speeding”
Officer:”How do you explain the body that flew out the trunk?”
Me again: sorry officer that body flew out because he is so high on all the drugs I'm carrying. It is some good shit in his defense.
Officer again: O.K., carry on sir. Slow it down a little will ya!!? And pick up that body and take it with you.
Thanks for helping me secure my drugs don’t get taken so I can go ruin more people’s and families lives 🙏
I know EXACTLY what hill you’re talking about 😅
If he’s talking about Eugene, Oregon then same lol
The one past Green?
Yes. The immediate moral front to say, "nothing going on here" never raises an eyebrow. "I'm on your side, officer!" 😬
I think this goes for everyone, not just drug dealers.
A drug dealer should be sent to jail for involuntary manslaughter, each time one if his clients OD’s.
Never admit guilt for a crime unless you actually feel guilty for that crime and want to pay for it.
Speeding isn’t really a crime. You’re overthinking this.
Rule 1: do not commit a misdemeanor while committing a felony
This is an honest person is what they see! I remember this kind of stuff for dating. Some guys are full of crap.
Dude is not lying. Went 60 on a 40 on my way home from work. A "yes sir, no sir" later and apologizing, everything was over quick.
Yes but self-incriminating is stupid
@@azloii9781 Huh? The police were literally around the corner when I did that. Not much point in lying. Point is just play it cool.
Cops watching: taking notes 😅
Imagine all the cops watching this thinking, “Yea, we already know the game. “
Why am I watching this as if I'm going to need this advice when I'm driving around with my NyQuil on my glovebox?