Roasted Off The Stage (Pete Holmes dragging Sam Reich) | Make Some Noise

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  • @rafiq403
    @rafiq403 3 місяці тому +2040

    I appreciate Pete holding back on the Sam prompt because you can clearly tell he has something but goes "let me not ruin this friendship today"

    • @hirshja
      @hirshja 17 днів тому +16

      You can also clearly tell that Sam was expecting something much worse.

    • @Liveordiebyinches
      @Liveordiebyinches 8 днів тому

      Fo' realz...
      Lemme check that pre-edit tho...

  • @yupekosi413
    @yupekosi413 Місяць тому +305

    "a mayor in a town where in everyone sings" was lethal actually

  • @90PapaMike
    @90PapaMike 2 місяці тому +215

    Sam looks like a guy who really, really wants a park full of dinosaurs.

  • @WGoNerd
    @WGoNerd 3 місяці тому +785

    Nothing on Make Some Noise has sent me quite like "YIKES!" I was crying laughing.

    • @aspinasvalainis
      @aspinasvalainis  3 місяці тому +105

      I simply had to include it, I was crying actual tears. 😂

    • @KiltOfIron
      @KiltOfIron 3 місяці тому +37

      It's possibly the best button on an improv scene I've ever seen in my fucking life. Like I replayed it maybe 20 times it was so out of left field yet perfectly in line with the character in the scene. Holy shit one of the funniest fucking things

    • @calebmurphy9406
      @calebmurphy9406 3 місяці тому +1

      Why? Am I missing context?

    • @trizgo_
      @trizgo_ 3 місяці тому +22

      @@calebmurphy9406 i think its probably that people usually associate "yikes" with mild-bad revelations. e.g. "sarah actually likes pineapple on pizza." "yikes!" such a reply to "our friend has a crippling heroin addiction" spoken so sincerely is beautiful cognitive dissonance/lack of situational awareness

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@calebmurphy9406 the "full short" (if you can say that) is on the channel

  • @asdkajaff
    @asdkajaff 3 місяці тому +778

    Josh absolutely losing it every single time really makes this bit.

    • @jrod2510
      @jrod2510 3 місяці тому +7

      That’s the difference between actual comedians and wannabes

    • @jamietodd2560
      @jamietodd2560 Місяць тому +16

      Even Zac the comedy sniper has only once really made Josh fall out laughing, but Pete just kept riddling him like a machine gunner.

  • @potatoesforlife1234
    @potatoesforlife1234 3 місяці тому +1164

    Ewok Ellen DeGeneres was the most savage, accurate roast I've ever heard.

    • @1PeppyPeach
      @1PeppyPeach 3 місяці тому +11

      I died at the one. Omg 😂😂

    • @al201103
      @al201103 3 місяці тому +48

      Mayor of a town where everyone sings, and Wild West guy who sells potions that don't work were also remarkably on point.

    • @AdmiralWinfrey
      @AdmiralWinfrey 3 місяці тому +8

      "Were you also the coolest RA?" absolutely sends me.

    • @rory_pond1701
      @rory_pond1701 3 місяці тому +14

      Sorry, it's the Teddy Ruxpin reference for me. The sheer audacity of dredging up a pop culture relic that only a tiny sliver of the population is aware of must be applauded.
      Plus it's true.

    • @potatoesforlife1234
      @potatoesforlife1234 3 місяці тому +1

      @@rory_pond1701 Perhaps if I knew of Teddy Ruxpin, I would be inclined to agree.

  • @EBCInsurance
    @EBCInsurance 3 місяці тому +968

    Did I miss the one "You look like a prize in a box of Grape Nuts?"

    • @aspinasvalainis
      @aspinasvalainis  3 місяці тому +143

      Yes, looks like I missed one!

    • @1PeppyPeach
      @1PeppyPeach 3 місяці тому +12

      Just one after the other for half an hour 😅

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. 15 днів тому +33

    I saw someone comment "Sam looks like he's selling a monorail to Hobitton" and I haven't been able to think about anything else since.

  • @Sydneysideliner
    @Sydneysideliner 3 місяці тому +546

    I love how they had a Roast Sam prompt lined up, like they expected Pete to wait until then..

  • @bravocado
    @bravocado 3 місяці тому +432

    Sam's Giamatti is pretty spot on!

    • @doctorstrangepants6706
      @doctorstrangepants6706 3 місяці тому +14

      For the mayor of a town where everyone sings!

    • @al201103
      @al201103 3 місяці тому +8

      It was VERY good. Wasn't expecting that at all.

  • @johannabelle
    @johannabelle 3 місяці тому +330

    Never not thinking about the time Anthony Jeselnik told Pete (wearing a purple shirt, purple tie and orange pants) that was dressed like the CEO of a pumpkin patch.

    • @BadGirlTayTayNow
      @BadGirlTayTayNow 3 місяці тому +10

      that is golden!! anthony jeselnik is one of my faves. Pete holmes too!

  • @hylind1912
    @hylind1912 2 місяці тому +83

    I love that Pete defeated Sam, not only by insulting him, but giving him such good insults that it compelled Sam to join in the improv

  • @hoopchristine5202
    @hoopchristine5202 3 місяці тому +195

    These two clearly go all the way back. Pete Holmes played Batman in the OG CollegeHumor Dark Knight parody series, he’s goated

  • @kidalex77
    @kidalex77 3 місяці тому +94

    The mayor joke had me dying. I could see Sam marching out during a musical number 🤣

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 3 місяці тому +171

    You can really tell that Sam and Pete are genuinely old friends by how much Pete mercilessly roasts the shit out of Sam

    • @Squeekysquid
      @Squeekysquid Місяць тому +3

      I mean can you really call yourself a friend if you haven't roasted them hard enough to make a chef jealous?

  • @MikeFromOz
    @MikeFromOz 11 днів тому +8

    "What do I look like Pete?"
    His answer should have been "A young Christine Baranski cosplaying as Dora the Explorer"

  • @lightningpastry2153
    @lightningpastry2153 3 місяці тому +210

    You left out the most savage one, "you look like the prize in a box of Grape Nuts."

  • @AshlynLeeThatsMe
    @AshlynLeeThatsMe 2 місяці тому +23

    They gotta have Pete for the inevitable Dropout Presents: The Roast of Sam Reich

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 3 місяці тому +80

    I love how much Josh is LIVING for this bit

    • @ScreamingmadJoe
      @ScreamingmadJoe 2 місяці тому +2

      The three of them go way back so there probably isn’t any one else on that stage that would love the verbal obliteration of Sam more then Josh

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 місяці тому +24

    Caitlin asking Pete to roast her, the look on her face when he wouldn't, is just like, "Coward".

    • @Warlock-Morlock
      @Warlock-Morlock Місяць тому

      I thought she looked like a white woman trying to make the fun moment about her.
      I did it. I roasted her. Am I brave?

    • @mideon84
      @mideon84 19 днів тому

      A boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy.

  • @Silas_MN
    @Silas_MN 3 місяці тому +257

    Caitlin’s Sam impression is hysterical

    • @rudiebjones
      @rudiebjones 3 місяці тому +14

      It sounds just like he looks 👏

    • @adamgreenspan4988
      @adamgreenspan4988 3 місяці тому +6

      Josh should have gone with “I’ve been here the whole time!”

    • @VivaLaDnDLogs
      @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 місяці тому

      So is her rubber body dance in the end credits.

    • @Stop_The_Car
      @Stop_The_Car Місяць тому

      She was too cute.

    • @user50
      @user50 18 днів тому +1

      @@VivaLaDnDLogs SHE CAN REALLY DANCE!

  • @eg4374
    @eg4374 3 місяці тому +45

    the cut from josh and pete hugging to caitlin doing that odd, standing up worm dance KILLED me

  • @worldssmallestfan
    @worldssmallestfan 3 місяці тому +92

    Caitlin’s blank expression and dance at the end 👌🏻

  • @MizLaur
    @MizLaur 2 місяці тому +12

    It’s the “YIIIIiKES!!” that gets me every time. 🤣

  • @swyxTV
    @swyxTV 2 місяці тому +27

    “were you also the coolest RA?”

  • @BariLax
    @BariLax 3 місяці тому +90

    These random fan uploaded clips are great advertisements for subscribing

    • @DavZeugme
      @DavZeugme 3 місяці тому +6

      I broke last month and subscribed and my missing leg has regrow.

    • @itsDaedrin
      @itsDaedrin 4 дні тому

      the MSN and VIP shorts/comps these last two months finally broke me to resub

  • @theimprovedbore550
    @theimprovedbore550 2 місяці тому +15

    0:55 uh... she looks like Scarlett Witch's valley girl cousin, the Beige Enchantress

  • @theiaraine
    @theiaraine 3 місяці тому +66

    NPC voice in question: ua-cam.com/video/-hl6EedJ7wM/v-deo.html

    • @Tensen01
      @Tensen01 3 місяці тому +7

      Are we absolutely sure? It doesn't sound anything like him.

    • @harrycookson6086
      @harrycookson6086 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Tensen01he mentions it in this clip ua-cam.com/video/6nUk3UzVRPs/v-deo.htmlsi=ciTxZ8DxpxCMXBYc

    • @xatlern
      @xatlern 3 місяці тому +15

      San Andreas came out in 2004, so it makes sense that his voice at 40 sounds a bit different than it did at 20.

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk 3 місяці тому +5

      "I see nothing wrong with feudalism." - Sam Reich

    • @victormunroe2418
      @victormunroe2418 2 місяці тому

      So that's why Sam's starting Dropout Amaerica

  • @jamietodd2560
    @jamietodd2560 19 днів тому +2

    If Zach is a comedy sniper, then Pete is a comedy machine gunner.

  • @mikedavies2753
    @mikedavies2753 3 місяці тому +22

    3:13 Me when I check in on what my family has been posting online

  • @danebono7667
    @danebono7667 8 днів тому +1

    The Teddy Ruxpin joke was just...perfect.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 3 місяці тому +11

    Pete Holmes is a goddamn virtuoso when it comes to roast jokes. Man, the sheer creativity. Genius!

  • @jackw3302
    @jackw3302 3 місяці тому +19

    Sam does look like a human Teddy Ruxpin.

  • @lodevijk
    @lodevijk 3 місяці тому +40

    I know this video is about the mayor of a city where everyone sings, but I was completely entranced by Caitlyn the entire episode.

  • @nataliebland3078
    @nataliebland3078 4 дні тому

    I’ve never seen a man be so brutally accurate before

  • @LucaLamante
    @LucaLamante 3 місяці тому +17

    The “yikes” killed me 😂

  • @joost00555
    @joost00555 3 місяці тому +20

    Josh absolutely dying is amazing.

  • @fullmetalkahn
    @fullmetalkahn Місяць тому +1

    I love the crew losing their minds in the background.

  • @phoebecara4361
    @phoebecara4361 2 місяці тому +4

    Can't believe Pete held back saying "I still don't acknowledge you" after receiving his trophy

  • @MildGamerTCG
    @MildGamerTCG 16 днів тому

    This whole episode is top tier. Pete Caitlin and Josh all KILLED IT!

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 Місяць тому +1

    Pete sounds a lot like John Ritter to me. Saw him in a Buffy the Vampire episode recently. (Never knew about his eye until this year.)

  • @turtle4llama
    @turtle4llama 6 днів тому +1

    "I hit him with my car and feel nothing."

  • @rileysmith3038
    @rileysmith3038 3 місяці тому +13

    thanks for including those freaky lil interstitials

  • @JDLupus
    @JDLupus 2 місяці тому +2

    I hadn't known was a GTA San Andreas NPC, and I got as far as "Sam R" in the UA-cam search bar before Autocomplete knew EXACTLY what I wanted to see.

  • @Alan713ch
    @Alan713ch 21 день тому +1

    I believe the day they taped this Brennan Lee Mulligan was smiling all day without knowing why.

  • @prospect689
    @prospect689 3 місяці тому +5

    I love Game Samer

  • @DoctorCVC
    @DoctorCVC 3 місяці тому +2

    Pete was dragging Sam like a fucking Uhaul, holy shit.

  • @MissMisnomer_
    @MissMisnomer_ 3 місяці тому +2

    He READ HIM FOR FILTH from start to finish and I was CACKLING

  • @orangefool1527
    @orangefool1527 3 місяці тому +10

    Pete hosting make some noise with Sam as a contestant.

  • @ryanfriddle4386
    @ryanfriddle4386 3 місяці тому +3

    That was Paul Giamatti playing Heath Ledger's Joker

  • @zero11010
    @zero11010 3 місяці тому +5

    If you enjoyed this, you should search for Pete Holmes interviewing Anthony Jesselnik. 👍

    • @Will140f
      @Will140f 3 місяці тому

      And really every monologue ever from the Pete Holmes show

  • @iitstre_4550
    @iitstre_4550 Місяць тому

    “Here’s the thing… I can see it too” 😂😂

  • @ivar5021
    @ivar5021 Місяць тому +1

    best contestant on this show ever

  • @stephencarmickle
    @stephencarmickle 3 місяці тому +2

    Pete was a one man roasting crew! 😂

  • @ozlekosusturu
    @ozlekosusturu 2 місяці тому +2

    god how are they all so accurate??

  • @Squeekysquid
    @Squeekysquid Місяць тому +1

    Can you imagine the nice things he says about Sam behind his back?

  • @Cornflower20
    @Cornflower20 3 місяці тому +2

    INCREDIBLE 🤣

  • @missoula2213
    @missoula2213 Місяць тому +1

    I'm still miffed the Pete Holmes Show isn't a thing anymore. It's been years.

  • @autiebleSam
    @autiebleSam 3 місяці тому +20

    3:27 Pete Holmes is only 3 inches shorter than Grant O'Brien.

  • @adamgreenspan4988
    @adamgreenspan4988 3 місяці тому +11

    Go back to the end of the sketch where Pete (as Batman/Badman) works in the College Humor office from 10 years ago for two more Sam roasts, including “You look like the TA for a female sexuality class at Vassar”.

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 27 днів тому +3

    "What do I look like, Pete?"
    "A snack."
    ":O"

  • @AFatalTaco
    @AFatalTaco Місяць тому

    the teddy ruxpin roast was insane

  • @Agent160FTW
    @Agent160FTW 3 місяці тому +18

    As a musical theatre geek, I would honestly take it as a compliment if someone said "you look like the major in a town where everyone sings". I would probably also sigh longingly just because being a major in a town where everyone sings sounds like a dream job, it sounds much more fullfilling than my real jobs. My I want song in real life would probably be " I want to live in a musical, I want to live where there's singing, dancing" sung to the same melody as Part of your world ;)

    • @adamgreenspan4988
      @adamgreenspan4988 3 місяці тому

      I hope you’ve seen both seasons of Schmigadoon. Absolute gold.

    • @Agent160FTW
      @Agent160FTW 3 місяці тому

      @@adamgreenspan4988 Of course =D I was so close to mentioning Schmigadoon in my comment ;) And yes, agree, both seasons are brilliant.

    • @shadearion
      @shadearion 3 місяці тому +2

      As the person known for leaving the room whenever they sing on a show or a commercial, I hope to the gods never to visit your town lol.

    • @Agent160FTW
      @Agent160FTW 3 місяці тому +3

      @@shadearion That's fair. There are absolutely towns I would never willingly visit also, like if there were a town where you always had to run from something big that was absolutely willing to kill you or a town that was filled to the brim with wasps and if you ever panicked around them you were thrown in jail.

  • @tmonti7275
    @tmonti7275 29 днів тому

    Years of Pete getting roasted by fellow comedians(Fan of the Pete Holmes Show, watch the reruns its greats) to then watch him flip the script is great.

  • @Lindwyrm6429
    @Lindwyrm6429 2 місяці тому

    They should do this for a game changer episode. Everyone just roasts Sam and whoever does the best one gets a point

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 2 місяці тому +2

    Caitlin's snobby WASP Karen impressions left me completely unprepared for how needily flirtatious she is.

  • @thatguywhowearsblack
    @thatguywhowearsblack 3 місяці тому +3

    Sam Reich looks like Teddy Ruxpin before puberty.

    • @thatguywhowearsblack
      @thatguywhowearsblack 3 місяці тому +3

      Sam looks like he sells real estate for the lollipop guild

  • @travismester
    @travismester Місяць тому +1

    Josh’s reactions

  • @byronic-heroine
    @byronic-heroine 2 місяці тому

    I love how the crew lost it on the Teddy Ruxpin joke

  • @al201103
    @al201103 3 місяці тому +1

    Comedy genius is an overused phrase but I think it applies here....

  • @clauvyuga
    @clauvyuga 3 місяці тому +5

    Holy shit. 😂

  • @xXDaRkXNoVaXx
    @xXDaRkXNoVaXx 2 місяці тому +1

    It's somehow more insulting to be called a "Non-Playable Character" than an NPC

  • @knightmaster20
    @knightmaster20 2 місяці тому +4

    What was ERT supposed to mean exactly

  • @AdmiralWinfrey
    @AdmiralWinfrey 3 місяці тому +1

    Pete was on fire, and Sam got burned.

  • @jasengarcia8940
    @jasengarcia8940 2 місяці тому

    3:10 is fucking gold!!!

  • @Hufflepuff_cookie
    @Hufflepuff_cookie 3 місяці тому

    I love that Pete's like a head taller then Sam

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 28 днів тому

    Literally the first search option on youtube if you type Sam Reich is "sam reich gta san andreas"

  • @strikeapose1319
    @strikeapose1319 3 місяці тому +1

    Fastest three minutes and forty-seven seconds of my life.

  • @mrgoober6320
    @mrgoober6320 Місяць тому

    Somebody ask Pete if that's an Alf reference or a Teddy Ruxpin reference. He's old enough that it could be either.

  • @jamestipton7872
    @jamestipton7872 19 днів тому

    here i am with a GED glad im not on stage

  • @jlisz6485
    @jlisz6485 Місяць тому

    Sure would be great if Dropout got all the views from the content they produce, pay to produce and put out on platforms for people to watch.

  • @tenkaris
    @tenkaris 3 місяці тому +3

    What's ERT?

    • @smartalec2001
      @smartalec2001 3 місяці тому +1

      Emergency Remote Teaching, possibly.

    • @Joe-nb3fs
      @Joe-nb3fs 3 місяці тому +3

      online consensus seems to be Estrogen Replacement Therapy

  • @Feelthefelt
    @Feelthefelt Місяць тому

    Could we get an ACTUAL roast of Sam? Like coffins and all?

  • @simonnoons4219
    @simonnoons4219 Місяць тому

    Can someone explain the "Paul Giamatti using Scope" joke? I'm guessing it's a US thing.

  • @Antonicane
    @Antonicane 2 місяці тому

    So, I guess they allow snuff films on UA-cam now, 'cuz that was an actual homicide.

  • @TheStoenk
    @TheStoenk 27 днів тому

    Whats ERT?

  • @TheStoenk
    @TheStoenk 27 днів тому

    whats an RA?

  • @sanoban
    @sanoban 2 місяці тому +1

    What does: "were you the coolest RA" mean?

  • @hansolobutimdead
    @hansolobutimdead Місяць тому

    I dont understand any of the acronyms Pete uses.

  • @marginis
    @marginis 2 місяці тому

    Pete Holmes is a terrible comedian.
    Unless he's roasting the shit out of someone.
    Roasting the shit out of Sam especially.
    My god these clips destroyed me.

  • @gexatron69
    @gexatron69 3 місяці тому

    Pete bullying Sam feels like karma 😂😂😂

  • @BelindaShort
    @BelindaShort 3 місяці тому

    When I first watched this I was really upset about all these comments because I didn't really understand the relationship between the two of them. I wish you had roasted him for things he had done and not the way he looks for some of them. It just felt like cruel punch down Seinfeld comedy