7 Cute Pokemon Who Could Kill Everyone on Earth, Easily

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  • These Pokemon are cute, shy, unassuming or even super friendly! However, read into their Pokedex entries and they could easily wipe out humanity, whether they wanted to or not! Eek!
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  • @outsidextra
    @outsidextra  5 років тому +782

    It's not just the gigantic scary looking Pokemon that have unimaginable power. Check out these friendly and unassuming Pokemon who could totally end humanity. 😱

    • @RiversEagle_
      @RiversEagle_ 5 років тому +10

      Cute pokemon that could destroy the world? How about Dusklops? It's body functions as a black hole according to it's Ruby pokedex entry. And yeah, like y'all said, black holes are bad.

    • @jynx7788
      @jynx7788 5 років тому

      Not really appropriate considering the Hurricane guys...

    • @twinostrich8045
      @twinostrich8045 5 років тому +7

      Thinking about that first entry: If Gardevoir creating black holes is noted in the Pokédex, that probably means it's happened before. And been observed. Damn, the Pokéverse is craaaaay.

    • @RiversEagle_
      @RiversEagle_ 5 років тому +7

      @@jynx7788 Why would a hurricane make it inappropriate for them to post a video about pokemon destroying the world?

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +2

      @@RiversEagle_ Yeah it's hurricane season there's always a disaster.

  • @master-of-dreams7455
    @master-of-dreams7455 5 років тому +2382

    Gardevoir is basically “If anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” the Pokémon

    • @partymetroid
      @partymetroid 5 років тому +39

      Master-Of-Dreams and him

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 5 років тому +153

      The smallest hypothetically possible black hole is only 22 micrograms, and would instantly evaporate by Hawking radiation, rather than consuming the Earth or even the trainer.
      It'd also release about 2 gigajoules of energy in the process, roughly equivalent to 470 kilograms of TNT.
      I wonder how far away a Gardevoir can do that. It's only a thousand-pound bomb. Far side of a large town's probably safe.

    • @WardOfSouls
      @WardOfSouls 5 років тому +64

      Wait, are we talking about Pokemon or that girl from Future Diary now?

    • @deusexvesania1702
      @deusexvesania1702 5 років тому +43

      @@WardOfSouls Yes.

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 5 років тому +13

      Damnit Diaz, control your temper!

  • @mothwright5358
    @mothwright5358 5 років тому +1722

    “Aww look at its snoot” a more Ellen sentence has never been spoken

    • @MSte21
      @MSte21 5 років тому +97

      I liked her 'It's hotter than the surface of the f***ing sun' myself.

    • @twinostrich8045
      @twinostrich8045 5 років тому +20

      look at that snoot droop

    • @geekwithglasses2897
      @geekwithglasses2897 5 років тому +3

      Well if it included a multiple choice question where the answer wasn’t given as a choice then it would be

    • @suisui7481
      @suisui7481 5 років тому +2

      @@MSte21 was about to comment that

    • @bookworm3696
      @bookworm3696 5 років тому +1

      It's a toof.

  • @the117doctor
    @the117doctor 5 років тому +552

    6:50 "for reference, that is *HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE F---ING SUN!!!* " legendary

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 4 роки тому +10

      But Not Core? Weak...

    • @amane6967
      @amane6967 4 роки тому +11

      Gavin Dittmar DONT forget “Its the Jonas Brothers!!”

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday 3 роки тому +2

      Just got to that part. Epic

    • @jakeromm8943
      @jakeromm8943 3 роки тому

      LOLZ SO TRUE BEST ELLEN JOKE YET

    • @Gelasans
      @Gelasans 3 роки тому

      @@amane6967 oh gosh

  • @littlepanda436
    @littlepanda436 4 роки тому +315

    WHOS THAT POKEMON!?
    Me: DUGTRIO
    Outside Xtra: THE JONAS BROTHERS

  • @ProstheticMeat
    @ProstheticMeat 5 років тому +685

    Some may think Ellen reacting to an eevee is just a joke but in reality it is just a toned down version of her real reaction

    • @alexixeno4223
      @alexixeno4223 5 років тому +44

      In fact all they did was half mention eevee to her to create that reaction.

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 5 років тому +36

      Reminds me of the stories of John Wick, "if anything the stories of his accomplishments have been watered down."

    • @threateningfeathers4210
      @threateningfeathers4210 5 років тому +21

      if they showed her real reaction she would proceed to end all life on earth to get her hands on an eevee

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 5 років тому +12

      I once played Pokémon Go at Wal-Mart and found out it was a community day with Eevee.
      I found so many Eevee’s all at once. *I cried.*

    • @LadyCeag840
      @LadyCeag840 5 років тому +9

      Ellen's real reaction to an Eevee is a toned-down version of my reaction to a Mew!

  • @ManEaterBrainBug
    @ManEaterBrainBug 5 років тому +708

    Pokemon descriptions be like: "This cute fella hibernates in tiny tree holes. Also it will run faster than the speed of light when angered and if it blinks the sun may explode."

    • @AlphaCross64
      @AlphaCross64 5 років тому +18

      Pineco ?

    • @yraco1232
      @yraco1232 5 років тому +30

      But this other one is definitely cute and safe! Except for the part where everything it breathes towards is turned to dust, including the ground if it looks down.

    • @gammaray4691
      @gammaray4691 4 роки тому +1

      Isn't that one of the new ones from Sword/Shield?

    • @SaikoSoda
      @SaikoSoda 4 роки тому +10

      "When angered", said every Pokemon description ever.

    • @Dat-Doomba
      @Dat-Doomba 3 роки тому +9

      See that dog? Yeah that dog. This baby can destroy reality and consume the world in darkness as we know it. When does it do that you may ask? Well it happens when it walks. Cute isn't it :D

  • @youngkim5909
    @youngkim5909 5 років тому +448

    Eevee uses fluffly tail!
    It's super effective!
    Ellen has fainted.

    • @irwanteohardie1652
      @irwanteohardie1652 4 роки тому +13

      Wait 'till she sees a pokemon go eevee with a flower crown, she'll DIE from adorableness

    • @noresearch7658
      @noresearch7658 4 роки тому +1

      She ran so she doesn't hert it

    • @KitsuneNeko
      @KitsuneNeko 4 роки тому +8

      Gigantimax Eevee is EXTRA FLOOFY!!! SO MUCH FLOOOOOOOF! Also when it yells it's so cute still...

    • @amane6967
      @amane6967 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Kim *dead*

    • @Lechampion3
      @Lechampion3 4 роки тому +1

      DID SHE DIE

  • @OtakuUnitedStudio
    @OtakuUnitedStudio 5 років тому +121

    Releasing a Magcargo from it's Pokeball would cause a sudden massive increase in temperature so severe it would make the air around it explode for miles around, creating multiple vortex storms like tornadoes and hurricanes.
    I think that's a violation of the Kyoto Initiative.

    • @lowpointfair4653
      @lowpointfair4653 11 місяців тому

      unfortunatly thats not the case magcargos body is 10,000 degrees celsius, while the core of the sun is 27 million degrees celsius so magcargo is pretty lukewarm if you compare it to the core of the sun still magcargo would make the area that they are in a lot hotter and make the ground melt or anyone that touches it.
      in that way magcargo is still dangerous just not on the planet destroying side.

    • @kaepora66
      @kaepora66 9 місяців тому

      ​@@lowpointfair4653The temperature of the core of the sun is unknown. It could be the same as the surface. That is simply an estimate.

  • @joel.jpgvid
    @joel.jpgvid 5 років тому +599

    “It’s Dugtrio!”
    Mike: Aw, looks like they’re singing!
    Luke: N-n-no Mike, it’s n-mouth-it’s a nose...
    Ellen: It’s the Jonas Brothers!

    • @loganre
      @loganre 5 років тому +24

      I cannot see the Jonas brothers in the same way ever again

    • @Kaiser8513
      @Kaiser8513 5 років тому +20

      @@loganre I can't see dugtrio the same way ever again

    • @Xazyv
      @Xazyv 5 років тому +4

      I love when I read a comment quoting the part I am currently listening to haha

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 5 років тому +6

      it's canonically both

    • @heydukewhatup
      @heydukewhatup 5 років тому +5

      This made me laugh!! Its the Jonas brothers! 😂😂😂😂

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 5 років тому +892

    I love it whenever oxtra does a "who's that Pokemon?"

  • @proudGDfreak
    @proudGDfreak 5 років тому +300

    The Whismur line deserves a mention.
    Whismur (Sapphire): Whismur is very timid. If it starts to cry loudly, it becomes startled by its own crying and cries even harder. When it finally stops crying, the Pokémon goes to sleep, all tired out.
    Cute right?
    (Emerald): Its cries equal a jet plane in volume. It inhales through its ear canals. Because of this system, it can cry continually without having to catch its breath.
    It only gets worse from there!
    Loudred (Fire Red/Leaf Green): When it stomps its feet and bellows, it generates ultrasonic waves that can blow apart a house.
    Exploud (Ruby): Exploud triggers earthquakes with the tremors it creates by bellowing. If this Pokémon violently inhales from the ports on its body, it's a sign that it is preparing to let loose a huge bellow.

    • @turquoiseninju7
      @turquoiseninju7 3 роки тому +9

      Crap.

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 роки тому +8

      Time to invest in some corks...

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 3 роки тому +4

      Well a few things:
      A Sniper
      Precise drone strikes
      Nuclear Fire
      Earthquakes can be extremely weak considering its size it is unlikely to trigger anything more then something unnoticeable due to the earths mass

    • @ziftclaw638
      @ziftclaw638 2 роки тому +3

      Me: GONNA RUN FOR MY LIFE NOW!!!!!!

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 2 роки тому

      @@sergeantsharkseant Ok, now say that over an exploud standing right next to you, letting of a bellow with enough vocal vibrations to shatter your skull like a wineglass

  • @Knitboy1997
    @Knitboy1997 4 роки тому +123

    Sasuke from Naturo: _"I am the edgiest anime character that ever lived."_
    Espurr from Pokemon: *"If I relax, I will kill everyone around me."*
    Sasuke from Naruto: _"..."-

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams Рік тому +4

      That was literally Gaara for the first half of the series. The seal holding in Shukaku basically relied on his willpower to keep the giant sand monster in check.

  • @lemminglobber1854
    @lemminglobber1854 5 років тому +519

    "Which is hotter than the ****ing SUN!" I love you Ellen. Never change.

    • @BIGDICKWIZARD
      @BIGDICKWIZARD 5 років тому +13

      That moment left me physically shookith

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 5 років тому +24

      The delivery on that line was so perfect!

    • @jasonsorin1021
      @jasonsorin1021 5 років тому +9

      Ellen just swore.
      Does anyone else find this strange?

    • @trelauney
      @trelauney 5 років тому +5

      No solid, liquid, or gas should exist at these temperatures. Only plasma. It's the proper reaction.

    • @ssblue8832
      @ssblue8832 5 років тому +2

      @@jasonsorin1021 -- Not at all. I've seen her use the word fuck before, though I can't remember the specific video.

  • @thepetermullins
    @thepetermullins 5 років тому +579

    Prof Oak: You are 10 years old, now go into the long grass and if you return you will be a Spartan.

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 років тому +50

      I trust you with one of these three rare powerful creatures, getting to pick one first over my own grandson. I also trust you enough to receive my mail in the neighboring town. Go, fetch my mail... Then you can get this Pokemon calculator.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 років тому +28

      Thanks for digging through my mailbox, kid. Now, go research all the creatures in this world so that I can take all the credit.

    • @thunderborn3231
      @thunderborn3231 5 років тому +12

      still waiting for the aparently magical place in the pokeworld where all starter pokemon are caught, seriously what the hell their never in the wild

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 років тому +9

      @@thunderborn3231 PokéRadar and equivalent game mechanics can allow them to be encountered in the wild. One supposes that the starters are bred and raised in captivity anyway.

    • @zombiepete
      @zombiepete 5 років тому +23

      Kanto Moms: Go, my child. Return with your PokeDex, or on it.

  • @winonajohnson3349
    @winonajohnson3349 4 роки тому +343

    Gardevoir: *Creates a black hole to protect it’s trainer*
    Trainer: *Dies because of black hole*
    Me: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

    • @murkywaterz7663
      @murkywaterz7663 4 роки тому +22

      *creates another black hole to destroy the first black hole for hurting trainer*

    • @curseofbinding
      @curseofbinding 4 роки тому +14

      One minute after second black hole:
      *creates a black hole to destroy the black hole which merged with the other black holes*

    • @fin_dunks8656
      @fin_dunks8656 4 роки тому +7

      @@curseofbinding creates a black hole to destroy the black hole which destroyed a black hole that was used to stop a black hole

    • @galladesamurai2380
      @galladesamurai2380 4 роки тому +5

      This cycle will keep repeating itself for ever and ever

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 роки тому +3

      Eric V Duval blackhole sun intensifies.

  • @thearcadio
    @thearcadio Рік тому +14

    I think honorable mention is my little guy Teddiursa, but more so after it evolves. This is Ursaring’s Arceus dex entry: “When the cold season arrives in Hisui, this Pokémon will wander fields and mountains alike in search of its favorite berries. Ursaring's hunger during this time makes it a ferocious danger.” There is also something in Scarlet/Violet about trouble ensuing if it sees a Primape lol.

  • @Bigd2k
    @Bigd2k 5 років тому +273

    “7 cute pokemon who could kill everyone on earth”
    Oh, well that’s all of th...
    “Easily”
    OH, you’re separating the deadly from the super deadly gotcha 😉

    • @commentercommentypants7904
      @commentercommentypants7904 5 років тому +17

      Well, you could technically kill everyone on earth if you really worked hard at it. Only moral constraints, time, and a packed schedule stand in your way. If Espurr sneezes, everyone within a three hundred feet radius of it will come down with a lethal case of Cranium Explodius.

    • @yraco1232
      @yraco1232 5 років тому +9

      @@commentercommentypants7904 The police will probably stand in your way as well. Anyone could technically kill everyone else on the planet but it'd be incredibly hard to do before being killed.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 років тому +7

      @@yraco1232 ...suddenly feeling like this conversation is getting out of hand...Jane-style...anyone? No? Just me?

  • @swytchblayd
    @swytchblayd 5 років тому +264

    Pokemon: where even the adorable ones are world-ending. How there is even a world *left* is its own mystery.

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 4 роки тому +24

      The other world-ending ones keep them in check, they all need somewhere to live and all

    • @Peashooterrealtrust
      @Peashooterrealtrust 3 роки тому +5

      All pokemon are all dangerous beside a few

    • @SyfyRules
      @SyfyRules 3 роки тому +19

      my guess is poke-earth doesn't work on the same rules as actual earth, my best guess is the world itself is more resilient to change than ours, heat doesn't disperse as far or as fast, things need a LOT more energy to melt etc. combined with the probability that pokedex entries of a more extreme nature don't apply at full magnitude to all members of the species, i.e. a larvitar *can* eat a whole mountain before evolving, but more likely they are snacking on geodude and graveler and not on the actual mountain or a pupitar *can* topple a mountain if it sleeps in the wrong spot AND actually moves around in its sleep but may well rarely do either let alone both at the same time
      also, my long standing theory about gardevoir black holes, is they actually make micro black holes by compressing whatever (or whoever) is threatening their trainer, such a micro black hole would be so unstable it would break down almost instantly due to lack of mass, shredding whatever was used to make it on a subatomic level but causing no lasting harm to the world around it, probably wouldn't even produce much radiation either

    • @DaRedPanda
      @DaRedPanda 3 роки тому +1

      @@SyfyRules That, but pretend I said it

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 2 роки тому +2

      Because, unlike humans, most pokemon aren't obsessed with control over the world and don't put their definition of progress over life

  • @rheawolf3439
    @rheawolf3439 4 роки тому +72

    Ellen's reaction to Eevee is perfectly reasonable.

  • @memery2876
    @memery2876 5 років тому +38

    If you disregard it's giant claws Sandslashes look kinda cute, and it's Pokedex in Pokemon Gold is:
    "In an attempt to hide itself, it will run around at top speed to kick up a blinding dust storm."
    So yeah. Big cute eyes and they can create sandstorms

    • @ronnieedge2236
      @ronnieedge2236 2 роки тому +2

      Something, something Darude.

    • @boltstrike2787
      @boltstrike2787 Рік тому +2

      That's destructive, but not "kill all humanity" destructive.

  • @JustMe-fh6rw
    @JustMe-fh6rw 5 років тому +249

    Pokemon makes alot more sense now. "lets send our children out to catch deadly animals becuase we're all one rogue pokemon away from death" :)

  • @samuelstensgaard4828
    @samuelstensgaard4828 5 років тому +464

    "Now I have become death, the destroyer of the worlds"
    ~Pikachu, probably

    • @lyhenglim6969
      @lyhenglim6969 5 років тому +3

      Probably

    • @kuromiLayfe
      @kuromiLayfe 5 років тому +12

      A mouse the size of a upper arm,that can create lightning storms with its cheeks ...uhm yeassa goodbye all electronics in the planet

    • @MatthewRachansky
      @MatthewRachansky 5 років тому +10

      That's why they don't subtitle Pikachu's speech -too existential.

    • @thelocalwitch2405
      @thelocalwitch2405 5 років тому

      This is why Mimikyu is best

    • @ssblue8832
      @ssblue8832 5 років тому +4

      Oh, even early on, when Charmeleon got an attitude and attacked Ash, Pikachu decided he'd had enough of that shit and took him out with one attack. Charmeleon had recently evolved, but his increased power was nothing compared to Pikachu's.

  • @DaFoolish_one
    @DaFoolish_one 5 років тому +127

    Togepi. Metronome. Earthquake. Bye bye everyone in a five mile radius.
    Or you know........ Metronome and like half the moves in Pokemon....... oooo thats bad.
    Is it bad I just realized how dangerous metronome is? I mean it's like Russian roulette with Nukes.

    • @hyoroemonmeto6874
      @hyoroemonmeto6874 4 роки тому +1

      Counting moves is too easy.

    • @earendilthemariner5546
      @earendilthemariner5546 4 роки тому +2

      Earthquakes arent world ending, and there's no telling what rating on the moment magnitude scale you would get with metronome. Could be a minor eq

    • @thedango6890
      @thedango6890 4 роки тому +4

      Right plus togepi actually is cute unlike 6 out of 7 of the entries on this list

    • @illegal.argument
      @illegal.argument 4 роки тому +4

      Let's change it up.
      Togekiss. Metronome. Judgement/Roar Of Time. just Imagine.

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 роки тому +3

      Plus Metronome is annoying. Remember when the Clefairies used it in S1E6? "CleFAI-ry, CleFAI-ry, CleFAI-ry!"

  • @loka7783
    @loka7783 5 років тому +106

    Coming up next: top 10 strongest planets in anime. #1 Pokemon Earth. To have all of these pokemon and life goes about as normal with most citizens being none the wiser? Not even Frieza could make a dent in this planet. ;)

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 2 роки тому +1

      that would be kinda funny.
      frieza in space, screaming about killing monkeys or something, planet destroying energy blast incoming
      one fucking wobbuffet, "nah bitch, mirror coat"

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 2 роки тому +1

      Also including the fact that most of the people controlling these creatures are children. Seriously, they're given a pokemon at the age of 10

  • @Haysey_Draws
    @Haysey_Draws 5 років тому +274

    Nobody tell Ellen about the Eevee in Pokemon GO that has a flower in it's hair...she'll break.

    • @irwanteohardie1652
      @irwanteohardie1652 4 роки тому +3

      Upps.. sorryy....

    • @scarlettlewis5383
      @scarlettlewis5383 4 роки тому +7

      PIKABOO

    • @Q_ari
      @Q_ari 4 роки тому +4

      she go boom boom!! that end world

    • @KitsuneNeko
      @KitsuneNeko 4 роки тому +5

      Pfft... I'm sure she has seen ALL of the outfits eevee can wear. I like the safari eevee. XD

    • @VicDScott
      @VicDScott 3 роки тому +9

      If she sees Gigantimax Eevee, she'll turn into a nuke

  • @partymetroid
    @partymetroid 5 років тому +384

    BULLY: Hits TRAINER
    GARDEVOIR: "I'm about to end this man's whole Causality."

    • @humblesoldier5474
      @humblesoldier5474 4 роки тому +22

      Nah, she'd just crush the bully into a marble, and then proceed to wait for praise. While the trainer contemplates what was just witnessed.

    • @marcelwichern7148
      @marcelwichern7148 4 роки тому +16

      Drampa is also nice. If it befriends a child and that child gets bullied, it will burn the bully's house down

    • @irwanteohardie1652
      @irwanteohardie1652 4 роки тому

      @@pokuhmoo9415 you mean drampa?

    • @Lechampion3
      @Lechampion3 4 роки тому

      I wish I had a drampa half of humanity would die

    • @humanatee6639
      @humanatee6639 4 роки тому

      Hawking radiation: i’m about to end the pokemon’s whole ability

  • @snakedoesart7046
    @snakedoesart7046 4 роки тому +36

    Espurr: cough
    Earth: MALFUNCTION SHUTTING DOWN
    Espurr: Guys?

  • @snakedoesart7046
    @snakedoesart7046 4 роки тому +50

    Ellen: We think snails are kind of cute
    Ellen 3 minutes later: Snails aren’t cute

    • @jaredcrabb
      @jaredcrabb 3 роки тому

      "Doesnt reflext rest of teams view." "Ok, now it does.":D

  • @Maria.Annette
    @Maria.Annette 5 років тому +175

    "It's the Jonas Brothers!" -Ellen. Thank you Ellen, I now have a perfect name for my next Dugtrio!

    • @liamthomas4862
      @liamthomas4862 5 років тому +1

      Maria Annette all my Alolan dugtrio’s are called Abba

    • @Maria.Annette
      @Maria.Annette 5 років тому +1

      @@liamthomas4862 That is genius! I was trying to figure out what to name mine. Casey and the Sunshine Band doesn't fit within the character limits, unfortunately.

    • @kamen.rider.decade
      @kamen.rider.decade 5 років тому +1

      The Alolan Dugtrio have Hanson hair.

    • @quackerjack0118
      @quackerjack0118 5 років тому +1

      Maria Annette Alpharad named his Owens Wilson

    • @joecole4623
      @joecole4623 5 років тому

      Maria Annette although if it is an Alolan Dugtrio the name Hanson might be better.

  • @pcachu
    @pcachu 5 років тому +142

    Everyone: But where's Jane??
    Jane: [furiously taking notes]

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 років тому +1

      Isn't she in hospital?

    • @Cbyneorne
      @Cbyneorne 5 років тому +8

      @@Alizudo You think that would stop her plans for world domination?

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 років тому +3

      @@Cbyneorne
      She will weaponize the Defibrillator

    • @Alric1982
      @Alric1982 5 років тому +3

      @Unknown name She did in Hitman s1 Hokkaido.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 років тому

      @@Alric1982
      Smart woman

  • @amane6967
    @amane6967 4 роки тому +48

    Ellen: “It’s the Jonas Brothers.”
    I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @haileyelliott3676
    @haileyelliott3676 Рік тому +8

    I adore espurr, but I understand how dangerous it is, but I think espurr just deserves ALL POKEPUFFS

  • @lavigne777619
    @lavigne777619 5 років тому +95

    The fact that “spaghettified” is an actual scientific term relating to black holes ... 😂

    • @Lechampion3
      @Lechampion3 4 роки тому +2

      I am about to ruin my science teacher

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 4 роки тому +5

      "Differential tidal extrusion" didn't land well with focus groups, I'm afraid.

  • @samartin123
    @samartin123 5 років тому +72

    In the words of Ian Malcom/Jeff Goldblum.
    "Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.”

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 5 років тому +11

      I tip my hat to you for the Jurassic Park franchise quote.

  • @cbellostudios6386
    @cbellostudios6386 4 роки тому +41

    “Aw look at its snoot” Ellen 2019

  • @imperialcityguard2509
    @imperialcityguard2509 4 роки тому +9

    Mike: that looks nice
    Luke: nice for destruction
    Ellen: but its sooo cuute

  • @mattball8622
    @mattball8622 5 років тому +329

    Ellen resignedly eating flapjacks because the world is doomed is my 2019 mood.

    • @CreNativeFosho
      @CreNativeFosho 4 роки тому +1

      they look like chicken nuggets

    • @fluepidemic9584
      @fluepidemic9584 4 роки тому +1

      Not Flapjack. Did you even have to flip it over in the griddle?

    • @katcyer26
      @katcyer26 10 місяців тому

      Oof, If that was 2019 mood... hope you made it through 2020+ okay!

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX 5 років тому +49

    The Espurr photoshopping was adorable...especially the wasteland Espurr saying "oops."

  • @Para_dox.
    @Para_dox. 4 роки тому +22

    “Look at its face melting”
    I gotchu lemme just burn my face off to be cute

  • @World_Theory
    @World_Theory 5 років тому +29

    So, why was it, that Giavonni was obsessing over Mewtwo, when there are pokémon like these around?

    • @gothicbutterfly013
      @gothicbutterfly013 5 років тому +12

      Because Mewtwo is the only pokemon that can have higher attack power than Arceus. Aka the pokemon version of God. Who *wouldnt* want that kind of power?

    • @iamaniceguy3286
      @iamaniceguy3286 5 років тому +4

      @@gothicbutterfly013 yeah but did you ever use a Magcargo tho?
      That thing beat youngster Joey *2* times
      I repeat
      *2 times*

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 5 років тому +223

    Just wait for the reveal that Digletts aren't separate Pokémon but are all connected, the very tips of feelers extending out from the Eldrich Diglett God at the centre of the earth!
    Diglett won't destroy the earth, oh no.. DIGLETT IS THE EARTH

    • @Evaonk
      @Evaonk 5 років тому +4

      Andy Mcp this needs more likes

    • @oscotube3717
      @oscotube3717 5 років тому +7

      Evan no they can’t handle the truth ... we need a cult to follow this Eldrch Diglett! Any names?

    • @shashwatsharma2596
      @shashwatsharma2596 5 років тому +1

      @@oscotube3717 "WE CAN'T 'WE CAN'T BACK DOWN'"
      Sorry, what?

    • @shashwatsharma2596
      @shashwatsharma2596 5 років тому +5

      We should, we should bow down
      to this, Eld-rich God now,
      Lest he pull us down,
      We should, we should bow down
      Sorry no name but a propoganda prayer?
      OK,OK, OKAY! no need to push I'll go back to my padded cell.Jeez!

    • @oscotube3717
      @oscotube3717 5 років тому +1

      Shashwat Sharma thank you brother Sharma for your prayer to the god GIGGLET (I have named him)

  • @isabellamorris7902
    @isabellamorris7902 5 років тому +81

    Ellen's reaction to Eevee is something I empathise with on a deep, deep level

  • @lylaredeker6687
    @lylaredeker6687 5 років тому +10

    Lugia: yeets it's wings
    Humans: FRICK!

  • @Monty2289
    @Monty2289 5 років тому +27

    Gardevoir goes scorched Earth for its trainer. That's dedication

  • @AureumRex
    @AureumRex 5 років тому +35

    "I like that dress though." "It's skin I think." when has that stopped you guys before?

  • @gloosey_
    @gloosey_ 5 років тому +123

    2:42
    ITS THE JONAS BROTHERS!!
    That part killed me 😂😂

    • @billychambers6400
      @billychambers6400 5 років тому

      I'm so sorry but I had to ask lol. I take it you have no last name?

    • @gloosey_
      @gloosey_ 5 років тому

      @Billy Chambers yep I have no second name. Fun fact of the day

    • @billychambers6400
      @billychambers6400 5 років тому

      @@gloosey_ that's dope. I love the name Nova. sometimes I wish I had one name because I'm lazy af.

  • @fennec2311
    @fennec2311 4 роки тому +18

    Me: Gardevoir is cute
    Gardivoir: Makes black hole
    Me: °-°

  • @drac0nisw0lf
    @drac0nisw0lf 5 років тому +345

    LuGia, not LuJia. Also, you can never love cats too much.

  • @GetGoodGirl1561
    @GetGoodGirl1561 5 років тому +48

    “Geophysicist Aaron Eckhardt” 😂
    On a team with Archaeologists Harrison Ford and Nicholas Cage

  • @Craggle101
    @Craggle101 5 років тому +125

    What about Entei? He may be a good doggo that deserves all the pets, but causing a volcanic eruption somewhere everytime it barks is somewhat disconcerting...Oh, what am I kidding, he's still a good doggo

    • @karkatvantas9557
      @karkatvantas9557 5 років тому +12

      Entei's a lion though.

    • @ferdinandsamson2115
      @ferdinandsamson2115 5 років тому +2

      I think they have another video about pokemon mentioning that

    • @MasterZebulin
      @MasterZebulin 5 років тому +7

      @@karkatvantas9557 It's kinda both, actually.

    • @Craggle101
      @Craggle101 5 років тому

      @@ferdinandsamson2115 Time for me to rewatch some videos then😅

    • @Craggle101
      @Craggle101 5 років тому +3

      @@karkatvantas9557 They're mainly described as beasts but the animation with all legendaries fighting has a scene dedicated to Entei "bork"-ing like a meme-y dog😂

  • @t.p.b8247
    @t.p.b8247 5 років тому +4

    I loved the tangent about that super legit film The Core and the flashback to vintage Aaron Eckhart!

  • @Shadomancer
    @Shadomancer 4 роки тому +7

    Pokedex entry: Touching one of Ninetails's tails will result to a 1,000 year curse.
    Me: TOTALLY WORTH IT!

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq 2 роки тому

      "Ninetales casts a sinister light from its bright red eyes to gain total control over its foe's mind. This Pokémon is said to live for a thousand years."
      UltraSun went onto say: It is vindictive and relentless by nature. Those who cross it even once will be cursed for a thousand years, along with their descendants.
      It's just had enough of this crap now and everyone can be cursed..Though it doesn't state what the curse is..

    • @benn454
      @benn454 2 роки тому

      > TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL

  • @dementedwarlock4375
    @dementedwarlock4375 5 років тому +162

    "Show Ellen a picture of an Eevee and she's a mess for the next 20 minutes"
    Well if that's the case lets not show her the pic of Pokemon GO Eevee wearing a flower crown.

  • @porgeporgeporge
    @porgeporgeporge 5 років тому +25

    I love all the extra bits of editing in this, especially Magcargo sinking into the Earth

  • @heronik2178
    @heronik2178 4 роки тому +11

    "Shut up we can Dream!" 😂

  • @goodsamaritangaming1997
    @goodsamaritangaming1997 4 роки тому +8

    I was expecting Bewear to be on this list. It can literally hug you to death. How is that not cute and cuddly?

    • @boltstrike2787
      @boltstrike2787 Рік тому

      Oh it's cute, but hugging you to death isn't humanity ending. It ends your life, but not the other 7 billion people on earth.

    • @akialastorlawliet
      @akialastorlawliet Рік тому

      I always have to think at the Huggy Wuggy inspirated song "free hugs" when someone mentions it.

  • @majorminsk
    @majorminsk 5 років тому +40

    I love the "Who's That Pokemon" segments! They are freakin' hilarious!

  • @edge4063
    @edge4063 4 роки тому +4

    “Is that a dress or its legs..? I think it’s skin....” well thanks for turning the rule 34 Pokémon into nightmare fuel lmao

  • @ohcadin6590
    @ohcadin6590 5 років тому +16

    I would just evolve espurr,
    While it might become more powerful, it can now control it so you can be safe from criminals with your still cute and fluffy Pokémon.
    That’ll teach them to not steal from me again, because their likely dead.

  • @eleanorsmith7152
    @eleanorsmith7152 5 років тому +37

    What about Butterfree? It releases highly toxic dust whenever it flaps its wings - and given that it’s basically a giant butterfly that’s ALL THE TIME!!!

  • @spacejesus6581
    @spacejesus6581 5 років тому +28

    “That’s not a mouth it’s a nose”
    I can’t look at Diglett or Dugtrio the same ever again

  • @rawan6961
    @rawan6961 4 роки тому +3

    When Ellen sees the picture of an Eevee she's a mess for the next twenty minutes.
    When I on the other hand first saw the Espurr, I had a STROKE.

  • @mpearse89
    @mpearse89 5 років тому +5

    ".............bet he's gonna regret that eye tattoo." lol

  • @STRAKAZulu
    @STRAKAZulu 5 років тому +15

    "We love cats; some might say too much. *But not us...*"
    I feel ya.

  • @briarinnes2397
    @briarinnes2397 5 років тому +27

    "AWW look at it's big eyes"
    "Is it's face melting"
    "It will kill you and everyone you care about"

  • @Jetfox967
    @Jetfox967 5 років тому +7

    Espurr becomes even more dangerous when it evolves into Meowstic.

  • @alrunazelenia9356
    @alrunazelenia9356 4 роки тому +6

    When you guys talked about espurr having no control of its psychic power, it makes me think of psyduck who always explodes when stressed XD

  • @fiercedevil6167
    @fiercedevil6167 5 років тому +74

    Earlier video: “We are a family friendly channel”
    This video: 6:53

    • @JokerCrowe
      @JokerCrowe 5 років тому +5

      Thanks for the f***ing replay button! I've watched this part more times than I care to admit. x)

    • @joeychris3123
      @joeychris3123 5 років тому +5

      To be fair that is the coldest part of the sun

    • @DastardlyDuce
      @DastardlyDuce 5 років тому

      Completely justified though.

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 5 років тому

      Eh... It's censored. That makes it okay. Also it was f***ing hilarious, which makes it even more okay.

  • @dgsalvilla
    @dgsalvilla 5 років тому +10

    i love the extra comment during the "who's that pokemon?" part. the "it's the Jonas brothers!" by Ellen was just hilarious.

  • @mitchellneu
    @mitchellneu 4 роки тому +7

    Macargo intro:
    Ellen: aww look at those big eyes!
    Mike: Is its face melting?
    Luke: It'll kill you and everyone you care about....
    Me: the Oxbox crew's comments are GENIUS.

  • @michaelj1729
    @michaelj1729 4 роки тому +8

    *"its the jonas brothers"* this is literally what i was thinking when i was young hahahaha

  • @ironicdutchmoonshade1394
    @ironicdutchmoonshade1394 5 років тому +6

    Actually, if you make a black hole small enough it would theoretically emit enough Hawkins radiation to vaporize withing seconds. And with that I mean create a giant explosion.
    Also Magcargo would not sink to the earths core as it is not dense enough (with magma being between 2000 and 3000 kg/m^3) and would probably cool down very quickly due to the enormous temperature difference, but not before incinerating everything around it.
    Also a "mountain of soil" is probably a fire of speech (but who really knows with Pokémon).
    (But I love the video, keep up the good work!)

    • @grooorglaserdeth8823
      @grooorglaserdeth8823 5 років тому +2

      The density is a very good point I haven't thought of actually. Not even assuming that even SHOULD it melt into the earth, it would be squashed fairly quickly.

    • @ironicdutchmoonshade1394
      @ironicdutchmoonshade1394 5 років тому

      @@grooorglaserdeth8823 You are right. Pressures in the ground are very high, I didn't think of that

  • @StefanoRobbo
    @StefanoRobbo 5 років тому +30

    I never realised that Mr Bean was used as a measurement of height... 🤔😆

    • @ZedF86
      @ZedF86 5 років тому +2

      What rock have you been under??

    • @ArtyJerjerrod
      @ArtyJerjerrod 5 років тому +2

      how tall are you? one and three quarters of a Bean

  • @sarahaumick1991
    @sarahaumick1991 4 роки тому +4

    What about Celebi? Absolutely adorable. It can travel through time at will. May not seem so bad until you think about people who should NOT get there hands on that power. One power hungry owner and you have a dystopia.

  • @katoteshikumei
    @katoteshikumei 5 років тому +16

    Psyduck. Espurr level damage without a STAB to help out.

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 5 років тому +60

    Larvatar, Trapinch, Aron, and Ralts are the cutest little demons

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 5 років тому

      Ralts? How is Ralts dangerous?

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 5 років тому +1

      @@beepboprobotsnot3748 I imagine Ralts having a very quiet demeanor but underneath he/she is a little devil with tiny pupils that wants to see the world burn.
      That probably isn't the case but still, cute lil' demons

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 5 років тому

      @@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 Actually its pupils are quite large. Image search it if you don't believe me.

    • @shizotypical
      @shizotypical 5 років тому +2

      Larvitar is like an edgy schoolkid that actually becomes a badass adult

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +138

    Litwick. Oh look at the cute candle, and it's little face - oh wait, its flame is fueled by the life energies of surrounding Pokemon AND PEOPLE? OH GOD GET AWAY

    • @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740
      @connortheandroidsentbycybe7740 5 років тому +18

      Not just pokemon! They also feed on humans, which is why they hang around hospitals! 🙃

    • @CaitlinRC
      @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +15

      OH MY GOD THATS HORRIFIC THANK YOU ADDING THAT

    • @alexixeno4223
      @alexixeno4223 5 років тому +15

      I mean Pokemon ghost types are just terrifying. I mean the Sandcastle one who mind controls people all casual like l to build it larger while eating the Pokemon's souls of those trapped under it?

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 років тому +3

      Caitlin RC oh yeah. There's actually a trainer in Gen 5 who says she's tired to the point of exhaustion/passing out when you beat her Litwick.

    • @SnowxXxAngel
      @SnowxXxAngel 4 роки тому

      Drifloon, which abducts children or 'brings them to the afterlife' (something along those lines)

  • @inept6986
    @inept6986 5 років тому +2

    "That is hotter than the surface of the f**king sun" I'm dying of laughter because that line was so unexpected and perfect

  • @dominicmanester8125
    @dominicmanester8125 3 роки тому +2

    Not only would magcargo burn someone touching it, magma is also very sticky so you'd have magma stuck to you burning away your flesh. That is assuming it was just as hot as regular magma and not as hot as the sun, of course.

  • @jemmascott5559
    @jemmascott5559 5 років тому +72

    Dunsparce.
    You fools really believe that Dunsparce is using its full power?

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 5 років тому +6

      It's actually the Saitama of Pokémon, it's just too chill to use even the slightest fraction of it's full power.

    • @gordonjamescowiest
      @gordonjamescowiest 5 років тому

      And it's still an awful Pokémon.

    • @MatthewRachansky
      @MatthewRachansky 5 років тому +7

      "This isn't even my final form!" - Dunsparce

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 років тому +9

      Farmer with a Shotgun wants to battle!
      He chooses Dundsparce!
      Protagonist trainer: "... There's no way I'm getting out alive."

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 5 років тому +3

      @@MatthewRachansky the reason it doesn't have an evolution is coz Nintendo is afraid of its final form

  • @polkarrty
    @polkarrty 5 років тому +35

    Yvetal might be a cute y shaped legendary bird but if it dies WE ALL DIE

    • @kck-rad6640
      @kck-rad6640 5 років тому +1

      ya but Palkia is much worse

    • @terrydavis146
      @terrydavis146 5 років тому +2

      I don't know many people who would describe yveltal as cute

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 років тому +4

      @@BJGvideos
      It doesn't actually die, it hibernates to restore itself. The Dex says that if its life ends, it will destroy all life on Earth with it

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 5 років тому +2

      @brandon roberts
      Most Legendaries honestly are just super powerful pokemon. It's the Mythic Pokémon we need to be worried about; Mythics are immortal and as far as we know only 1 of each exists, and usually control a major force of nature Examples include: Palkia, Dialga, Arceus, and Yveltal. Lugia, and Moltres etc have been known to lay eggs in lore, making them simply normal animals (SUPER powerful, but still just animals). Darkrai is not a Mythic because multiple have been known to exist

  • @wolfsritter8151
    @wolfsritter8151 5 років тому +4

    Man Lujia sounds awesome, I wish I could catch one. I've catch plenty of Lugia back in the day but never caught one Lujia.

  • @imayeti.4674
    @imayeti.4674 5 років тому +6

    Well wailord breaks the laws of physics so it wins

  • @stephaniesimpson-white3293
    @stephaniesimpson-white3293 5 років тому +50

    Phantump. Oh god, Phantump. Read the descriptions for X and Moon, and then, if you dare, the entries for Y and Sun.
    Also Drifloon. Like, all the descriptions.
    Bewear.

  • @brendan9734
    @brendan9734 5 років тому +20

    The amount of Hoenn music in this video makes me a very very happy Pokémon trainer.

  • @j-n1p3r
    @j-n1p3r 4 роки тому +10

    “ it’s the jones brothers “
    - Outside Xtra 2019

  • @jmcconnell312
    @jmcconnell312 5 років тому +5

    Yeah, I know one you missed. Aron! These little dudes, though only 1'04" or .4m, eat Bridges and railroad tracks to build up its body. Not to mention, one charge from the little dude can take down a heavy dump truck! And then eats said truck! And if that's not bad enough, it's only the first form in it's evolution.

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 3 роки тому +2

      So the Iron Giant, then. Gotcha.

    • @jmcconnell312
      @jmcconnell312 3 роки тому

      @@SupersuMC In a word, yeah, that's a good comparison. Only that Aron are usually the size of his jaw bolt, Or a little bigger.

  • @timhutchinson8485
    @timhutchinson8485 5 років тому +71

    As an American, the little bucket of brown squares called "flapjacks" confused me. I was expecting pancakes. ^_^;;

    • @AaronMcLin
      @AaronMcLin 5 років тому +19

      I didn't realize that "flapjacks" were the UK term for "granola bars" either before this video.

    • @Ag3nt0fCha0s
      @Ag3nt0fCha0s 5 років тому +2

      Yep, English culture remains English XD

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 років тому

      Tim Hutchinson same.

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave 5 років тому +10

      As an American, I assume anything that comes in a bucket like that is either chicken or popcorn.

    • @Nolascana
      @Nolascana 5 років тому +6

      In the UK flapjacks are not granola bars. Theyre a separate entity.
      Granola bars are more savory and substituted for breakfasts and snacks.
      Flapjacks are sweet treats by comparison.
      The term might seem interchangable but its not lol

  • @zuralani1
    @zuralani1 5 років тому +33

    6:43 a lv3 Magcargo? Ellen, didn't anyone ever tell you that cheating to obtain a living weapon of mass destruction is bad?

    • @thundercookie3214
      @thundercookie3214 5 років тому +4

      I think she's apprenticed to Jane by now though. So honestly, I wouldn't expect anything less.

  • @adiscontinuedchannel.8209
    @adiscontinuedchannel.8209 4 роки тому +3

    Earth: X_X
    Me: “she’s ready, her shirt says XoX her shirts dead!”

  • @morningstar5535
    @morningstar5535 4 роки тому +2

    6:52 thank you for saying that correctly.
    You have no idea how many people say the wrong thing, " hotter then the sun"

  • @wlwlvr
    @wlwlvr 5 років тому +49

    You know things are bad when Ellen drops an F-bomb.

  • @brendan9734
    @brendan9734 5 років тому +11

    You guys' 'Who's that Pokémon?' reactions are my favorite thing on the internet.

  • @leviathan_is_me
    @leviathan_is_me 5 років тому +2

    6:14 That smile just peers DIRECTLY into my heart and soul...

  • @bubbykins4864
    @bubbykins4864 3 роки тому +1

    Trainer: [is falling upside down into space]
    Gardevoir that they (honestly quite inconveniently) train: [nukes the area around him using a black hole that evaporates too swiftly to actually suck anything meaningful in]
    Shadow Ball: Did- Did I just evaporate into Yveltal?

  • @Steve-YT383
    @Steve-YT383 5 років тому +3

    1. Luke would definitely take the weather risk to capture a Lugia.
    2. Luke needs hugs.
    3. Luke seems like a kid that would invent a hugging machine to get more hugs.

  • @bezerkoid
    @bezerkoid 5 років тому +50

    First time I've ever heard Ellen drop the F bomb. I approve.

  • @Riasmaneevent
    @Riasmaneevent 4 роки тому +9

    Yes snails ARE cute whenever I see them on the pavement I move to somewhere safe

  • @autumnborgne4485
    @autumnborgne4485 3 роки тому +2

    Lugia created the great flood. Noah was stuck dealing with a 40 day flood because of a Pokemon, and everyone blamed God 😂