Using ILLEGAL techniques to get high scores in Poly Bridge 3!
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- Опубліковано 25 лис 2024
- Part 17! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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The whole "I want it that way" segment I was waiting for "now number five"
5: "I want it that way..."
Jake: "chills. literal chills."
Victim: "it was number five, number five was the one who killed my brother"
Jake: "right! totally forgot about that part"
if you didn't know, it's a reference to a bit in a Brooklyn-99 cold open (aka the bit that plays before the title sequence), it's a great show
I was waiting for it also. Great show!
lmao me too. i love this
It's him, number 5 killed my brother
I love the songs probably because Im a kid
100% the best musical interlude to date. It felt like Matt cared more about the source material this time. Would definitely buy a 7" vinyl single of this one.
rce gets better at singing every day. i hope we'll get a full cover at 2 million
Patreons already have the full 7 mins of Bohemian Rhapsody!
This is the only time I've ever felt incentive to support someone's Patreon
im watching on mute, but i sang along and its epic
What the hell when did he reach 1,8M?
@@RealCivilEngineerGamingyou dont get paid enough? 😂
cant wait to see his reaction to Tylers handywork
I like your pfp!
@@bebble985yeah it's a nice pfp!
Bro's gonna go architect mode again
Hes not gonna have a chance at some
L Pfp
Famous last works "can I get rid of that bit there" bridge completely disappears 15:31
“Ok we smashed Tyler. Part of my daily routine.” -RCE
Love the Competition between you and Tyler, he did just do a new video yesterday crushing some of your bridges. He even called you an Architect!!!
RCE at the start of the video: "The name of the game is Poly Bridge, so no swings"
RCE midway once he sees tyler's score: "lets do a swing"
Matt: "Basically."
Editor: "Let's add another Matt saying 'Basically.'"
Did I hear correctly that “smashing Tyler” is part of RCE’s daily routine??
Yes you did 🤔
Tyler enjoys making Engineers look dumb. This is no time to be polite, its time to drop the gloves
69 likes
Excellent timing! Weeklys are probably my favourite thing to watch, seeing that I don’t have polybridge 3 (yet)
Least favourite British engineer and favourite American editor. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love it when Real Civil Engineer says "it's engineering time" and starts engineering all over the place...
Truly one of the moments in engineering history
Honestly, the montage song for this video actually got my bobbin my head up and down. Probably one of my favorites!
I always know the song is gonna be good when I recognize it within the first few notes lol
I love the feeling when im about to go to bed and I see a new polybridge video! I fall asleep watching your polybridge videos almost every night. You help me sleep, thanks
He makes it look so ez. I struggle so much with this game. Makes sense I guess since I’m an architect.
I love how he tries to be realistic and not let the bridge break but where irl will someone need to make a bridge like the one on the start??
He took that "HI TYLER" personally lol
“Ok we smashed Tyler. Part of my daily routine at the moment”
With all of the “Illegal techniques” videos we got lately I now expect a full on villain song from RCE where he sings about becoming an architect because he’ll do WHATEVER IT TAKES to BEAT TYLER.
You thought that angled springs aren’t working at this level, but I have a solution which would work.
In the last months I build a special type of muscle I call a „Legendary Spring Muscle“. It’s basically aI steel muscle with a spring inside it, which cannot collaps if a huge force hits it. The Steel around the spring gives the whole thing more sturdiness, which means that you need a lot more force to stretch or compress this spring. Perfectly to dampen the weight of an RV.
The spring shouldn’t break as well as the steel parts,, because the spring is absorbing the force. If that muscle is still breaking you can try to build a legendary spring muscle inside a steel muscle so the smaller spring inside moves even less (but be careful with the tweaking, because the steel has to take a lot of force and breaks very likely).
In that last level, did anything have collision with the side walls of the gap? I’m curious if he could use springs to push sideways and wedge the bridge against the two walls way higher up and use a lot less pieces?
Nop. Good thinking tho
That song was worth every second😂😂
This episode of polybridge is brought to you by Niff Tea and our favorite American editor........😮
not guilty
No doubt 🧐
Least favourite British engineer and favourite American editor 😅😅😅😂😂
11:26 This left me out of words. I don't know what to think. XDDDD
1:25 Hello Eleven.
Day five of asking Matt to add the Second Narrows Bridge, Ironworkers Memorial to the Wheel of Bridgetune
It is a cantilevered truss bridge, carrying 6 lanes of traffic from Vancouver to North Vancouver in B.C. across the second narrowing of the Burrard Inlet.
It's name comes from the fact that it collapsed twice during construction, which unalived 23 people in total (Hence the name, ironworkers memorial).
Flood spiff
16:29 that's my bridge! I be CollectingRupees 😁
Alan makes bridges look like "long pieces" but it actually works
Hi Tyler written in all caps, no spaces in between, kinda looks like the name of a famous Austrian artist that painted all over Europe.
I don't think a lot of people (Americans) know that that person wasn't German...nevermind knowing about their interest in art.
@@zeked4200 I edited to make it better
Well... he certainly tried to paint the map...
Day 264:Dear Matt,
I have a very good video idea
Gather all your editors and make them all have 3 chances to make the cheapest,best and most efficient bridge, or the best score on any motorway game(e.g AQR, that one train game, ect...), or who make the longest and most efficient shapes.And see who is the best editor and is worthy of the rank of a classified engineering. From me.
Not me replaying the Matt singing part just to pass the time
These are my favourite type of PB videos👌🏼
4:41 Slightly over-budget by 165,500
The wasing machine car was the most "washed" car ever
That song really did make me laugh, "I never want to see you sway"
This is real engineering
8:55 the song he's singing is I want it that way
THE BRIDGE SONG WAS SO GOOD!!!
Ain’t no way you brought up homer simpson hit and run. That brought up far reaching memories so quick XD…
Engeneering time is always awesome.
Idk how I just clicked on your channel and it said like 0 secconds
he must be your neighbor 👀
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But u r 37 mins old comment.... While the video uploaded time was about 38 mins ago....
Speedrunning
That's what we call being early ...
Take that "first" guy!
That song was absolutely amazing icl
Springs have opposite rules for resistivity. Parallel increases spring resistance (tension), and longer lengths (in series) reduce spring resistance (tension).
Epic montage as usual 🤘
Tyler took back some of your scores!!
Are we going to get a Now! That's What I Call Engineering album?
Love your channel!!!!
"8 seconds ago"
Yes, new record
8 minutes ago
(I was busy when the notification came in)
@@groundedgaming I was here before the notification
Hi matt
Are you okay
This one didn't have the regular energy.
Your uploads are the highlight of my day, but if you need some time off, please think of yourself first.
Doing this every day must take a lot out of you.
And you can't be expected to be happy every time
in the last one I think you could have theoretically built a truss bridge without using the supports
matt has become an architect
Tyler (Aliensrock) took back earlier levels and is calling into question whether you can really call yourself an engineer 😲
Everyone knows engineers struggle with keeping projects under budget, asking an engineer to stick to a budget is like asking an architect to design something functional. You'd think the guy trying to make an engineer look dumb would know that...
We need a SoundCloud account with all The Beavers' songs!
this is one of my favorite songs!
I love the engineering that you put into your songs! Keep it up!
16:37 spring "dampener?" This might be the most severe sign that Motorway Matt is infected with architecture yet... 😢
At least he still somewhat recognizes the strong engineering principles of those using the strongest shape...
Civil versus Mechanical engineer. Same reason he is so bad at hydraulic levels.
I'm somewhat disapointed that there wasn't a cutaway at 14:50 to Tom Hanks character (Alan? I think?) and Wilson from Cast Away saying "This could work" as they're "engineering" the idea of the port-a-potty "Sail" that has washed ashore.. "I want a Cast Away Cutaway"
Its getting harder to explain to people what I am watching when you start singing... LoL🤣
After watching a lot of your videos, I just wanted to comment that I absolutely play Poly Bridge.
Yes the cheese exactly what I’ve been looking for
RCE start a realistic bridges series again, and do the skyway bridge in Tampa Florida, also love your content and keep up the good work
He's already doing that series
@@thomasphillips885 thank you I never saw that
9:19
Spellcheck Cletus!
Spell...check.
You bridged it taht way? Your musical efforts keep plumbing exciting new depths.
Oh boi, timberborne and polybridge back to back... inject this into my veins 😂
EDIT: editor on point as usual... that alan bit will always not be funny... and since I'm positive the editor is a man of culture, I'm thinking about starting a campaign for someone to call himself shaun, so we can get the heavy rain glitch clip every time
The Smash Down Level is almost like the PB2 Team Seas Campaigne
The alan always gets me 😂😂😂😂
love the songs
Love your channel
🎶 I bridged it that way! 🎶
Weird Al would be proud. Just needs an accordion.
*official news:* he is a architect now
you are the best! RCE! I dont play 3 but I think the one I play is 2
Make a Spotify playlist already Matt, come on.
I think you'll change UA-cam name to Real Civil Architect soon. You are scaring me Matt
Tyler just destroyed all your levels that you had beat him on last time
He commented on that video so he probably knows
i love the song he picked for the montage
Yeeeeees real civis architect
mat-RCE - i bridged it that way christmas 23?, but ho9nestly best parody yet imo
Engineering time is legit haha
9:50 Ru pah pah pah pu pah pah pah
Beautiful singing
Now i need a video of RCE playing Simpsons Hit and Run
Bro just casually sang the best song of 2023
17:20 clearly it is an oscillating mass to reduce resonance
right on time
It may have said "Hi Tyler", but I saw a different name all together, that "y" wasn't obvious to me at first.
OMG stop the sining!! 9:00 it's such a architect thing to do!
Best song yet
I think the Splash Down level was screaming out for you to engineer a tensegrity bridge.
love the singing!
Tha song 😂😂 i was dieing
He says illegal techniques, almost like illegal building techniques for lego
Tyler ftw
A real engineer would know it’s damping not dampening, unless those bridges really do make you wet!!
Love Tyler and your battle; he has surpassed you
Could you add the crown point bridge to the wheel of bridgetune??
Simpsons hit and run was my childhood.
picking up some "tired of this game" vibes from this video
Sounds burnt out for sure